Eversor is next in the Assassins series, and I did promise this was following on not too long from the last. Having got a few big vids done hopefully I can get a few shorter bits done before the next longer one. Greatly appreciate your guys continued support as always - If you enjoyed, please remember to hit the LIKE and all that Jazz.
I just wanted to say I love your videos immensely, I keep them on in the background when I workout or go for a walk. Would you ever consider putting an audio version out like via podcast?
Nice! Windows update just ruined my evening with suprise force restart in middle of a boss fight! But Luetin came to the rescue and i'm no longer angry :P
I have a request, and I was wondering if you could do a video on the Cholercaust Blood Crusade. It would mean alot to me if you did, cause having read about it on the wikia given how raw it was, I'd like to see you narrate the story of how it went from beginning to end. Whenever you get the time to do so. No rush and Thanks.
"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down" - Imperial Admiral Zapp Brannigan.
Eliminate target? Vindicare. Eliminate special target? Culexus? Eliminate with tactical options? Callidus. Absolutely wreck target and surroundings? OG assassin...
Some rando lord: "I declare my secession from the imperium." Eversor hiding in the potted plant behind him: "bold statement from someone within teaspoon range..."
@@rustkarl Well the Assassin Temples go all the way back to the unification wars (It's literally mentioned at the beginning of the video) so I guess Mr. Eversor came up with it on his own after all.
@@Jagpore LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I like chicken
If the imperium were pragmatic, they'd send an eversor into a space hulk to clear out whatever horrors were stalking its empty corridors and save up on men and materials. But then the problem is, how to remove the eversor after the deed is done.
To be fair, if 100 could wipe out astartes strike teams too a man, then a squad of them let loose in a space hulk would probably get the job done about as well as terminator units
@@boredniko2406 The thing is it probably cost more in time, resources and training to make 100 Eversors than it would 1000 space marines. Never mind a good space marine gets centuries of service out of them, they are relatively cheap to train and condition to an Eversor. Only one that comes close is perhaps the really harsh chapters like the Space wolves.
I can expect the first thing they say at the Eversor temple to the recruits: _ THERE IS NO FEAR IN THIS DOJO! _ Sir I thought this is called a temple? _ THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS DOJO!
"It can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse of fear and it absolutely will not stop, Ever, until you are dead".
It’s even worse than that, Terminators are cold calculating machines, these things hate their targets with a passion and literally live to see them dead, personally I’d be way more terrified if one of these things was coming after me - for the short time I’d remain alive in either case
and one has to remember they are doing all this crazy stuff right on Holy Terra. it is the throne world for emperors sake. No dangerous or even suspicious stuff is meant to even come close to Terra. Entire ships of pilgrims are vaporized in orbit for one aberration detected on them but ship of battle royaling killers may pass and then they are turned into living weapons just next to Big E? Wow.
Its so odd and surreal how 40k delivers its "minutes to midnight" tale, yet weaves it with a backstory that is well delivered upon fleshed out ideas. Like, an assassin that is tantamount to pure vengeance, yet mercurially can function due to them being essentially in drug-infused craze. I really appreciate how you emphasize the scope of the entire story with painstaking details. 40k always delivers to invoke imagination, yet does so with so much talent. Well done LT.
The only assassin that seriously caught my attention is the culexus assassin because its essentially a opposite or a powerful anti-psychic individual that can destroy and kill anything warp related and can actually shut down any tyranids psychic abilities. Highly unique in its nature for the warhammer 40k universe. So I absolutely will love to see your video on the culexus assassin. 🤠
@@goreobsessed2308 According to the lore it does happen cause remember Culexus assassin are basically anti-warp people that in warp their souls are basically black holes ⚫. All psychicers fear them especially demons, and it is said that during a hive planet invasion they have the ability to shut down a hive tyrant's psychic connection to the hive mind. I keep forgetting the anti-psyhic word for it but yeah there extremely rare and powerful. More rarer than psychics themselves
@@goreobsessed2308 I found it, its call pharah and they're basically humans that evolves to be anti-psykers and the most powerful are the minus-omega level and culexus assassin are sometimes those people. They're usually use against psyker enemies such as the eldar, chaos sorcerer, demons (since they're warp entities) and psychic tyranids. Here is a link about them warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Culexus_Temple
@@ironbomb6753 They are anti-psykers and they've been around since the great crusades. There is a art picture 🖼 that the sister of silence was at the emperor side. Sadly those forces got disbanded and essentially got replaced by the more powerful and deadlier culexus assassins. Edit: my mistake the sister of silence is still around in the most recent lore
This is the only channel I’ve ever clicked that bell on. It’s even lined up with its own ding on my phone. I never would have thought a TH-cam notification on my phone could so thoroughly make my day.
Fan theory. The "last implant" that enhances the slightest annoyance into pure rage in the Eversor is the butchers nails. Think about it, at some point in the great Crusade the mechanicus implanted them into the world eaters before they turned traitor, Knowing the assassinorum's tendancy for tec-heresy its not a far streach to think they put that tec to good use.
@@commissaryarrick9670 *1.* was the Evesor temple a thing back then? *2.* Because of the nature of human expansionism in the wh40k universe, it's likely that mars always had the stc for the butchers nails from the beginning.
I love that 'a sharp ritual blow' is almost certainly just a fancy way of saying 'percussive maintenance'. That made me actually laugh out loud in what was surely meant to be a tense situation.
The grimdark version of the Borderlands series's Psychos. I can't imagine Eversors attacking without yelling things like "YOU'RE GONNA LOOK GOOD AS LEATHER" and "MY MOMMY'S GONNA BE _SO_ MAD!"
Each assassin in a nutshell Eversore: "RIP AND TEAR" Vindicare: "im far away... ive been sitting here for 3 weeks... POOF" Callidus: deviant art Culexus: i hope youre not a psycher cause youre gonna lose your fucking mind... literally
Absolutely bone chilling and amazing video. Loved every second. Also, for anybody wondering about the song that starts around 38:10, and plays until the end of the video. It is called Deflection, by Reynard Seidel.
Listening to this on the heels of finishing your other Assassins videos. Love lots of your videos, but this series really hits the mark for a great mix of storytelling, historical lore, & theorizing. Really good! 💕
When you've been so steeped in the horror, brutality and violence of every day Imperial life that you think you no longer register it, Luetin tells you a bedtime story about Eversor assassins... .
Luetin, if you ever travel to Chile, i will be honestly charmed to welcome you in my house. But Chile is a backwater mining world and you may not even know where tf it is. Love your content, stay happy!
@Luetin09 Started watching your videos months ago as lockdown life took hold. Here I am working late and I open up TH-cam to see this new video (haven't watched the channel for a few months). It blows my mind the amount of content you continue to make. It goes to show how IMMENSE the 40k universe is. Much love and appreciation for you from NY. Thank you!
I've never played or handled any 40k anything before, but I just happened upon your channel one day and keep watching because your storytelling is excellent! Also, I really appreciate the way you take the topic seriously and I often listen without the video because you do this so well. Thanks
Modern assassins: Let's do recon, a little scouting, maybe even some bait and take out tactics Eversor assassin: *starts playing RIP and Tear in their helmet and proceeds to make carnage*
Hey Luetin, would you be interested in doing a video on the tower of Tiamet and the Hive fleets territorial and colonial tendencies, I feel it's a great piece of lore that people are slowly forgetting.
@@Oh-xp3fv basically small Dreadnoughts used by the Sisters of Battle. They take traitors (but sometimes just random people) lace their minds with nerve agents that cause them to feel more pain, then strap them into a walking torture device, where they are tortured forever until they are killed. They almost always have melee weapons on them and the SoB send them as shock troops.
I wonder if the Evesor's second heart organ is related in design of a space marine's? Edit: the cryo stasis pod might be the way in which they are retraived. Perhaps, once the assassin has completed their goal, they could be rewarded by being allowed the (perceived to be) brief respite and calm of sleep. If that's the case, they wont need a seperate retrieval protocol; just go pick up the pod with the snoozing assassin in the one safe and calm spot they can experience. Could even increase the drive to succeed by giving a big endorphin hit when they return successful to try and get the assassin addicted to succeeding
On a Mirror Universe version of Earth, where the Grimdarkness is reality, a female Voxtuber called Luetina has a channel about the tabletop game Lovehammer 50k. On that channel she tells a story about the Imperium of Really Nice Men's most fearsome operative, specially bred to deliver gift baskets to the enemies of Really Nice Men. It is unstoppable in its quest to kill its targets with kindness. In the Sweet Bightness of 50k there is no time for war, only hugs.
Good god do my eyes deceive me? Even more LT? Your timing is perfect, I've just got all my gear set up for a morning of painting minis and now I've got new content to listen to. Thanks, LT. You're a bloody legend.
The one that I found most interesting among the assassins is the Culexus Assassin. After reading what they can do, they’re just so fucking cool. Have the ability to phase out of reality, can remain invisible, flickering towards their target like a faulty pict reel? That’s like some horror movie shit. Can focus their negative psychic aura into a fucking death ray? That’s like the coolest shit ever!
WTF ONLY 40 minutes Luetin? Quit slacking off and give us more 2 hour epics! Kidding, love everything you do bro. Ironic that the most calming and enjoyable channel on TH-cam for me is about a grim future of never-ending war. I've even started reading the Heresy recently, and I'm really loving getting into this universe all the more thanks to you and your amazing work.
The techpriest administered a "sharp ritual blow" to the top of the crypt to persuade its machine spirit to behave. Seems like some things never change, even over 40 millennia. I had to do that to one of my machines just this morning. Luckily that one did not contain an Eversor though.
I'm loving the assassins series even if every video feels just too short, but that is true for basically all luetin's videos, even the hour+ ones :) speaking of weapons of the Imperium i'd love a video about the Leman Russ battle tank and all its versions! I'm just gonna stop at this cause there's actually at least a hundred videos i'd like Luetin to make! As always keep up the good work and thanks for what you do!
Hey man. Just wanted to let you know, I used to watch your arma videos 5 or 6 years back and it made me want Arma and a PC really bad. I finally got both, and your videos are still incredibly helpful even today. Just wanted to say thanks for posting them and your videos are still the amazing quality I remember.
Renegade Governor: “Today we cast off the yoke of the oppressive Imperium and their uncaring Emperor! We...what the hell is that sound?” *looks off in the distance* “.....WWWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!”
Definitely prefer this kind of topic rather than the titan stuff. Colonel Bane, assassins, rogue traders, hive cities, inquisition - this kind of stuff is the coolest.
If they ever do more horror novels like “Maledictions”’and “The Wicked And The Damned.” They really should add a novel or least a short story to an anthology of a planet or base, or whatever being attacked by an eversor assassin. Really break down the nitty gritty horrors they inflict and the thoughts and failed attempts of those who try and fight back.
"they are a creature born of pain, and suffering, and endless slaughter from their earliest days. They live in a neverending permanent cycle of psychotic rage and murder. Until the day they perish, and their body is consumed in a devastating bio-meltdown." creativity is beautiful, man, lol
Last time was this early the God Emperor wasn’t born yet. Thank you Luetin; I was going to listen to music but... You posted a video on a Friday night and I thank you for it.
No he did, but it's a bit hard to remember someone by a title they acquired a few hours before their death, as opposed to the title they've had for literal millenia.
Once had a guy call me a lorelet for saying that an eversor is more than just a drugged up psycho and could beat a marine 1v1 at close range, thanks for proving him wrong.
I mean lore wise space marines literally are super human armoured tanks with training and equipment far beyond modern day special forces. What you seem to think is a bias is objectively how they are portrayed.
Thank you Luetin for all your videos. In about 4 weeks I watched your whole 40k lore playlist. You taught me a lot and helped me jumpstart into the lore! You videos are amazing! One request: since I, and probably many other, are listening to these videos while on the move or carrying out other tasks, would it be possible to read aloud those great quotes you share in the beginning and/or end of videos?
Hey luetin! Id love to see perhaps an overview of a faction or army in the future, maybe like your ork video or your drukhari video, perhaps on the Imperial Guard or the Sororitas? I love your work, keep up the good stuff!
It's Weekend my friends are now offline late in the Night and I still have my Torghast runs to do and allmighty Luetin blesses me with a Lore Video to listen to...
Eversor is next in the Assassins series, and I did promise this was following on not too long from the last. Having got a few big vids done hopefully I can get a few shorter bits done before the next longer one. Greatly appreciate your guys continued support as always - If you enjoyed, please remember to hit the LIKE and all that Jazz.
I just wanted to say I love your videos immensely, I keep them on in the background when I workout or go for a walk. Would you ever consider putting an audio version out like via podcast?
You have the best vids to listen to on the way to work. Keep it up !!
Nice! Windows update just ruined my evening with suprise force restart in middle of a boss fight! But Luetin came to the rescue and i'm no longer angry :P
Would you have an use of an extra volunteer editor? Or help placing these vids into podcast file formats? Love all your vids.
I have a request, and I was wondering if you could do a video on the Cholercaust Blood Crusade. It would mean alot to me if you did, cause having read about it on the wikia given how raw it was, I'd like to see you narrate the story of how it went from beginning to end. Whenever you get the time to do so. No rush and Thanks.
Every assasin: "We must do our mission without being detected"
Eversor assassin: "Nobody will notice, if there's nobody to notice"
if an Eversor accomplishes his mission and there is nobody to tell the tale did it ever happen?
Heretics get stitches
Its a stealth mission if there arnt any survivors left to tell about it.
Thats how I play Assassins creed as well.
@@violetkitt3n925 No bodies to notice if theres nobody to notice. A slight better wording of OP.
"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down" - Imperial Admiral Zapp Brannigan.
And they fell like a house of cards, check mate.
"no matter what it is I am willing to send wave after wave of my own men at them. Right men!"
Eversors got no kill limit.
25 star general admiral Brannigan would most likely name Kif to be captain and abandon ship in case of an Eversor appearing on the Nimbus's bridge.
Zapp brannigan......genius
Astartes Dreadnought: They awaken me only to kill.
Eversor: Friend!
I just pictured Eversor seeking affection more like a dog of sorts....
Something like Secco from part5... Before Chiocolata's death
That or... TARGET! (varous shooting and stabbing noises)
@@masterzoroark6664 he must have a bug in his cerebral chip
Eversor: screeches in EXTREME MURDER VIOLENCE
++ Eversor Dreadnought inbound. ++
You: "bang on the crypt till it works."
Me, an intellectual: "Percussive maintenance."
Tech Priest: Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
A ritual strike
_west of loathing reference detected_
Tech Priest: performs percussive maintenance while chanting holy hymns on the beat
Imagine if the crypt cracked
Vindicare: "One shot, one kill."
Culexus: "Do I make you uncomfortable?"
Callidus" "I could be your closest friend."
Eversor: "PAINT THE TOWN RED!!!"
Problem is now I’m just imagining the “Meet The Sniper” trailer for TF2 but with a Vindicare Assassin.
“I’m a Vindicare dad not an Eversor, well there’s a difference, one’s about stealth the others a drug fueled psychotic”
Eliminate target? Vindicare.
Eliminate special target? Culexus?
Eliminate with tactical options? Callidus.
Absolutely wreck target and surroundings? OG assassin...
@@roryokane5907 imagine, sniper as a vindicare, the callidus as Spy, culexus, mhh, maybe engie , and eversor as soldier .
@@brotheralaric7177 Correction: Culexus as Pyro and Eversor as Demoknight.
Some rando lord: "I declare my secession from the imperium."
Eversor hiding in the potted plant behind him: "bold statement from someone within teaspoon range..."
Moments later: "OH GOD, NOT THE TEASPOON!"
Impressive restraint from the eversor
Well this made my day...just picture it, hahahah it's utterly brilliant...you sir need to make some 40k comics in this style...
Clank!
I don't think stealth is in the playbook for this one
Eversor recruitment:
Hey kids, do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eye lids?
@@Inquisitor_Vex ...wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
@@tyberostheredwake3491 try flects and fuck the whole planet worse than my life is?
I see what y'all did xD
Eversor dropped onto heretic world: This looks like a job for me!
Ah, the Eversor. When you absolutely, positively have to kill a man, his family, the town he lives in, salt the earth, and traumatize the survivors.
Survivors?
@@aethelredtheready1739 good point.
Wich survivors?
@@aethelredtheready1739 the people lucky enough to be on the other side of the planet at the time
You can't salt the earth - the Eversor would mistake that white powder for more space cocaine.
You don't have to worry about collateral damage, when everyone who cared is dead.
And everyone who didn’t care 😂
It's not collateral if you do it on purpose *taps head*
"few shorter bits"
Nearly 40min video
We love you Luetin!
Honestly, this is why I love Luetin's videos!
Same here. Perfect listening material for slow days at work.
@@geeknirvana his channel is the best (or at least among the best) of the WH40k channels.
Same here, great for sticking on in the background when I play vidya games after or before work.
Eversor: *does stuff fuelled by implant rage*
World Eater: *furiously takes notes*
Actually where do you think the Assassinorum got the idea?
@@rustkarl Well the Assassin Temples go all the way back to the unification wars (It's literally mentioned at the beginning of the video) so I guess Mr. Eversor came up with it on his own after all.
@@THExRISER
Good point.
Well its not like it has any other way of taking notes.
@@thomasboys7216 True 😁
Eversors are the greatest physical embodiment of "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"FULL FUCKING SEND IT"
IM GETTING ME MALLET
They claim their battle cry from an ancient record: "LEEEEEEROOOOY!"
@@Jagpore LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I like chicken
@@XUndergroundRap “godammit Leroy”
If the imperium were pragmatic, they'd send an eversor into a space hulk to clear out whatever horrors were stalking its empty corridors and save up on men and materials. But then the problem is, how to remove the eversor after the deed is done.
Honestly I would say, by the time they make it thru they would probably combust so retrieval is likely not a problem
To be fair, if 100 could wipe out astartes strike teams too a man, then a squad of them let loose in a space hulk would probably get the job done about as well as terminator units
@@boredniko2406 The thing is it probably cost more in time, resources and training to make 100 Eversors than it would 1000 space marines. Never mind a good space marine gets centuries of service out of them, they are relatively cheap to train and condition to an Eversor. Only one that comes close is perhaps the really harsh chapters like the Space wolves.
@@JustaGuy_Gaming what about the space sharks?
@@Odinsson2011 ayo where my space trex's chapter
Eversor, its still considered a stealth assassination mission if EVERYONE is dead.
lol
This explains my zero stealth Metal Gear runs.
There can’t be any witnesses if everyone is dead!
100%, no witnesses is stealth. Remember old bond movies?
Nobody will notice if there is nobody to notice
"Hold onto your dookie, we're about to get spooky" - Eversor Temple Motto
This made me laugh harder than I care to disclose
@@nicholascarrasco2141 oh please....
**places cup of scotch on the rocks infront of you**
disclose
I can expect the first thing they say at the Eversor temple to the recruits:
_ THERE IS NO FEAR IN THIS DOJO!
_ Sir I thought this is called a temple?
_ THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS DOJO!
Well that doesn't do much for my terrors of what's about to unfold .
"It can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse of fear and it absolutely will not stop, Ever, until you are dead".
It’s even worse than that, Terminators are cold calculating machines, these things hate their targets with a passion and literally live to see them dead, personally I’d be way more terrified if one of these things was coming after me - for the short time I’d remain alive in either case
@@metalfatigue708 atleast with the terminators you know it's nothing personal?
neither one will negotiate, though you may have a .%00001 chance of convincing a terminator to alter it's mission parameters ☠️☠️💀💀
and one has to remember they are doing all this crazy stuff right on Holy Terra. it is the throne world for emperors sake. No dangerous or even suspicious stuff is meant to even come close to Terra. Entire ships of pilgrims are vaporized in orbit for one aberration detected on them but ship of battle royaling killers may pass and then they are turned into living weapons just next to Big E? Wow.
Replace "Terminators " with "Karens"
Its so odd and surreal how 40k delivers its "minutes to midnight" tale, yet weaves it with a backstory that is well delivered upon fleshed out ideas. Like, an assassin that is tantamount to pure vengeance, yet mercurially can function due to them being essentially in drug-infused craze. I really appreciate how you emphasize the scope of the entire story with painstaking details. 40k always delivers to invoke imagination, yet does so with so much talent. Well done LT.
Evasor.... Basically a blender with the glass part broken off and attached to a honey badger.
With rabies
Fueled by a miniature nuclear reactor
Drugs, don't forget the drugs
And the badger has 3-feet long claws made of hellfire and gamma radiation
Hey, same pfp as me.
Penitent engine pilot: "MY BLOOD...HAS BEEN REPLACED...WITH COMBAT DRUGS!"
Eversor: "Pffft. Light weight"
Flaggelant: Amateurs.
Eversor: "Randy... ... ... ... I AM the combat drugs..."
Eversor: Hold my beer
Eversor: "Only your blood?"
@@tokenbastard4586 "I am the liquor, Ricky!"
The only assassin that seriously caught my attention is the culexus assassin because its essentially a opposite or a powerful anti-psychic individual that can destroy and kill anything warp related and can actually shut down any tyranids psychic abilities. Highly unique in its nature for the warhammer 40k universe. So I absolutely will love to see your video on the culexus assassin. 🤠
Neat never knew it effected the tyranid psychic stuff
@@goreobsessed2308 According to the lore it does happen cause remember Culexus assassin are basically anti-warp people that in warp their souls are basically black holes ⚫. All psychicers fear them especially demons, and it is said that during a hive planet invasion they have the ability to shut down a hive tyrant's psychic connection to the hive mind. I keep forgetting the anti-psyhic word for it but yeah there extremely rare and powerful. More rarer than psychics themselves
@@goreobsessed2308 I found it, its call pharah and they're basically humans that evolves to be anti-psykers and the most powerful are the minus-omega level and culexus assassin are sometimes those people. They're usually use against psyker enemies such as the eldar, chaos sorcerer, demons (since they're warp entities) and psychic tyranids. Here is a link about them
warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Culexus_Temple
Aren't the Sisters of Silence also anti-psykers? Just asking, not played since before the introduction of these new Imperial forces ...
@@ironbomb6753 They are anti-psykers and they've been around since the great crusades. There is a art picture 🖼 that the sister of silence was at the emperor side. Sadly those forces got disbanded and essentially got replaced by the more powerful and deadlier culexus assassins.
Edit: my mistake the sister of silence is still around in the most recent lore
This is the only channel I’ve ever clicked that bell on. It’s even lined up with its own ding on my phone. I never would have thought a TH-cam notification on my phone could so thoroughly make my day.
You and me bud, same page!
Fan theory.
The "last implant" that enhances the slightest annoyance into pure rage in the Eversor is the butchers nails.
Think about it, at some point in the great Crusade the mechanicus implanted them into the world eaters before they turned traitor,
Knowing the assassinorum's tendancy for tec-heresy its not a far streach to think they put that tec to good use.
That's... a utterly terrifying thought for an already terrifying monster of an assassin. Or rather Butcher considering the MO.
Eversor assassins have been around alot longer than that so it is probably something else
@@commissaryarrick9670 *1.* was the Evesor temple a thing back then? *2.* Because of the nature of human expansionism in the wh40k universe, it's likely that mars always had the stc for the butchers nails from the beginning.
@@99onone50 I thought the nails were golden age? Since they had them on Barbarus (I think thats how it is spelled).
You know your stuff buddy
Director Primies Eversor: “We can’t spell slaughter without laughter”
well, thats deep & dark, i like it
Indeed 🤣👍
Big bruh
Absolutely loving this upload schedule. Wish you'd be able to keep this up forever
Im just here to give some love to this comment
We have two options- Pay him a salary or my basement
If his channel grows that may be a reality.
@@lukecash3500 *when
@@timyuusis3372 Pretty sure Luetin gets paid fulltime doing this
Imagine a chill Eversor. Now THAT would be weird.
I think they would be seen as defective and be disposed of
They are chill most of the time
Cryo-pods would do that to you
@@Lyubimov89 get out lol 😂
John Wick... lol
"Welp, here i go killin again"
Ah the Eversor, the embodiments of 'fuck you!' in augmentation form.
100%! When your kill crazy, but somehow your an assassin.
"I specialize in Heavy Stealth."
"Whats heavy stealth?"
"Aint nobody gonna notice if there aint no one left to notice."
It still counts as a stealth mission if no one raises the alarm or reports back
I would count that as aggressive stealth, Heavy Stealth is a Raven Guard in terminator armor.
*Eversor makes planetfall*
The entire population of a Local Hive city where the target lives: Haha, I’m in danger
Ha. It is good to see my keen sense of humour has passed down well, son of mine. You do the legi- ... Chapter proud.
They were an easily recruitable force for the heretics to use hence heresy. Makes sense in a cold brutal way.
Yes
@@ThePraetorianOfTerra Hail gene-father. I kneel in holiest reverence before your sterling auric magnificence.
@@ThePraetorianOfTerra I believe you are high on narcotics.
I love that 'a sharp ritual blow' is almost certainly just a fancy way of saying 'percussive maintenance'. That made me actually laugh out loud in what was surely meant to be a tense situation.
The grimdark version of the Borderlands series's Psychos. I can't imagine Eversors attacking without yelling things like "YOU'RE GONNA LOOK GOOD AS LEATHER" and "MY MOMMY'S GONNA BE _SO_ MAD!"
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
I TASTE DELICIOUS!!
@@garretth8224 Krieg IS an Eversor.
I AM THE KING SKELETON! TASTE MY STABBY FINGERS!
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!! Or I'M READY FOR A SPINE TINGLER.
Drukhari: *ecstaticly takes notes*
Man i waited so keenly for this. Eversors are my favourite "Asset" of the Imperium of Man.
Lmao, "a sharp ritual blow"
The Rite of Percussive Maintenance
Understated as ever
The Sacred Lockheed Maintenance
Each assassin in a nutshell
Eversore: "RIP AND TEAR"
Vindicare: "im far away... ive been sitting here for 3 weeks... POOF"
Callidus: deviant art
Culexus: i hope youre not a psycher cause youre gonna lose your fucking mind... literally
Absolutely bone chilling and amazing video. Loved every second. Also, for anybody wondering about the song that starts around 38:10, and plays until the end of the video. It is called Deflection, by Reynard Seidel.
Listening to this on the heels of finishing your other Assassins videos. Love lots of your videos, but this series really hits the mark for a great mix of storytelling, historical lore, & theorizing. Really good! 💕
Me: All right a new video what’s Luetin talking about?
Luetin: The Eversor
Me: Oh boy
When you've been so steeped in the horror, brutality and violence of every day Imperial life that you think you no longer register it, Luetin tells you a bedtime story about Eversor assassins... .
Luetin, if you ever travel to Chile, i will be honestly charmed to welcome you in my house.
But Chile is a backwater mining world and you may not even know where tf it is.
Love your content, stay happy!
I know where Chile is, it's just past the stew right?😀
Chile con carne?
@@user_name_redacted u know too much.
@@theghostwolf15
redacted comment, most impressive surrealism.
@Luetin09
Started watching your videos months ago as lockdown life took hold. Here I am working late and I open up TH-cam to see this new video (haven't watched the channel for a few months). It blows my mind the amount of content you continue to make. It goes to show how IMMENSE the 40k universe is. Much love and appreciation for you from NY. Thank you!
The Eversor: when you absolutely, positively have to kill every single living thing within a hundred-mile radius.
Last time I was this early the emperor was a bunch of shamans smoking weed and eating shrooms in the wilderness
thats was -6000 years ago
after a 10 year break from the hobby this channel is single handly responsible for bringing me back to the books and now the tabletop
Eversor be like: "No witnesses, no problem."
YES! We’ve been waiting for your video on these maniacs!!!!!
I bloody love that YOU put in the time stamps, a little touch that I feel goes a long way and very much appreciate!
I've never played or handled any 40k anything before, but I just happened upon your channel one day and keep watching because your storytelling is excellent! Also, I really appreciate the way you take the topic seriously and I often listen without the video because you do this so well. Thanks
I would love to see a warhammer 40K game where you play an eversore assassin. Just go on a nonstop killing spree against the xeno and heretics.
doom
Developed by PlatinumGames or Grasshopper Manufacture (No More Heroes).
Modern assassins:
Let's do recon, a little scouting, maybe even some bait and take out tactics
Eversor assassin:
*starts playing RIP and Tear in their helmet and proceeds to make carnage*
Hey Luetin, would you be interested in doing a video on the tower of Tiamet and the Hive fleets territorial and colonial tendencies, I feel it's a great piece of lore that people are slowly forgetting.
Being an Eversor assassin is probably the worst job available in the Empirium. They are genuinely disturbing.
I don't think an Eversor really cares...
Assuming they can even think anymore; they dont think its awful, they think its the best shit ever.
I think you forget about Penitent Engines
@@tharealverminsupreme135 what are those?
@@Oh-xp3fv basically small Dreadnoughts used by the Sisters of Battle. They take traitors (but sometimes just random people) lace their minds with nerve agents that cause them to feel more pain, then strap them into a walking torture device, where they are tortured forever until they are killed. They almost always have melee weapons on them and the SoB send them as shock troops.
The Eversor will burst through a wall and paint the room red screaming "OH YEAH!"...it's basically the 40k Kool Aid man.
I wonder if the Evesor's second heart organ is related in design of a space marine's?
Edit: the cryo stasis pod might be the way in which they are retraived. Perhaps, once the assassin has completed their goal, they could be rewarded by being allowed the (perceived to be) brief respite and calm of sleep. If that's the case, they wont need a seperate retrieval protocol; just go pick up the pod with the snoozing assassin in the one safe and calm spot they can experience. Could even increase the drive to succeed by giving a big endorphin hit when they return successful to try and get the assassin addicted to succeeding
You don't need stealth, when your arrival forces everyone else to desperately go into sneak mode
It's like a reverse stealth mission
Necrons awaken and start to move,
Empire decides to make their own.
Chaos sits back and chuckles.
Cheers great lore vid, thanx mate.
2 videos in one week, this surprise made me so happy
When you're playing a stealth mission and someone spots you:
Leave no witness alive.
Last time I was this early, Horus was still a loyal son of the Emperor
And what about you? Are you still a loyal son of the Emperor.....the God Emperor the Emperor of ManKind?
Last time I was this late, Dorn and I had just reached the bridge of The Vengeful Spirit.
Somebody give this person a Prize 🤣
Do not speak of him.
When I was this early Cadia was still populated
On a Mirror Universe version of Earth, where the Grimdarkness is reality, a female Voxtuber called Luetina has a channel about the tabletop game Lovehammer 50k. On that channel she tells a story about the Imperium of Really Nice Men's most fearsome operative, specially bred to deliver gift baskets to the enemies of Really Nice Men. It is unstoppable in its quest to kill its targets with kindness.
In the Sweet Bightness of 50k there is no time for war, only hugs.
Leave the weed alone buddy
Good god do my eyes deceive me? Even more LT? Your timing is perfect, I've just got all my gear set up for a morning of painting minis and now I've got new content to listen to. Thanks, LT. You're a bloody legend.
The one that I found most interesting among the assassins is the Culexus Assassin. After reading what they can do, they’re just so fucking cool. Have the ability to phase out of reality, can remain invisible, flickering towards their target like a faulty pict reel? That’s like some horror movie shit. Can focus their negative psychic aura into a fucking death ray? That’s like the coolest shit ever!
WTF ONLY 40 minutes Luetin? Quit slacking off and give us more 2 hour epics!
Kidding, love everything you do bro. Ironic that the most calming and enjoyable channel on TH-cam for me is about a grim future of never-ending war. I've even started reading the Heresy recently, and I'm really loving getting into this universe all the more thanks to you and your amazing work.
Legit the scariest assassins in fiction
With load shedding here in South Africa.. having luetin09's videos ready to roll.. really gets me through those two hours.. thank you.
The techpriest administered a "sharp ritual blow" to the top of the crypt to persuade its machine spirit to behave. Seems like some things never change, even over 40 millennia. I had to do that to one of my machines just this morning. Luckily that one did not contain an Eversor though.
I'm loving the assassins series even if every video feels just too short, but that is true for basically all luetin's videos, even the hour+ ones :) speaking of weapons of the Imperium i'd love a video about the Leman Russ battle tank and all its versions! I'm just gonna stop at this cause there's actually at least a hundred videos i'd like Luetin to make! As always keep up the good work and thanks for what you do!
Eversor: Exists
Khorne: Nods in approval
Hey man. Just wanted to let you know, I used to watch your arma videos 5 or 6 years back and it made me want Arma and a PC really bad. I finally got both, and your videos are still incredibly helpful even today. Just wanted to say thanks for posting them and your videos are still the amazing quality I remember.
I've been thoroughly looking forward to this.
Doesn't matter if it's the 1st or 50th video I've seen I still get excited when I see you post. Love the work dude
Renegade Governor: “Today we cast off the yoke of the oppressive Imperium and their uncaring Emperor! We...what the hell is that sound?”
*looks off in the distance*
“.....WWWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!”
Add an ice-cream van playing its music, and it becomes wholesome.
And suddently, a steamroller crashes on the governor's head.
"RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Ice cream truck turned in thrash metal drop pod and pops out the incarnation of planet-killing when you start seeing building close down
Definitely prefer this kind of topic rather than the titan stuff.
Colonel Bane, assassins, rogue traders, hive cities, inquisition - this kind of stuff is the coolest.
If they ever do more horror novels like “Maledictions”’and “The Wicked And The Damned.” They really should add a novel or least a short story to an anthology of a planet or base, or whatever being attacked by an eversor assassin. Really break down the nitty gritty horrors they inflict and the thoughts and failed attempts of those who try and fight back.
Went to bed listening to this, and it gave me nightmares.
I'm impressed, not had one in years. 10/10
Luetin... you were totally trying not to laugh at the Zap Brannigan "wave after wave" line, right? I heard that, buddy! LOL
Not only are you the best warhammer lore channel, you are easily one of the top lore channels for any universe on any platform. Keep it up!
"they are a creature born of pain, and suffering, and endless slaughter from their earliest days. They live in a neverending permanent cycle of psychotic rage and murder. Until the day they perish, and their body is consumed in a devastating bio-meltdown."
creativity is beautiful, man, lol
I most looking forward to the video about the Culexus temple. When the Culexus temple is feared by all the other 3 that probadly says it all.
These guys are litterally just chilling... well most of the time
Brother I am *chilled* here
Last time was this early the God Emperor wasn’t born yet.
Thank you Luetin; I was going to listen to music but... You posted a video on a Friday night and I thank you for it.
Ah yes, the humble Eversor, the Assassination equivalent of an artillery strike...
i would say a rogue washer with a cinderblock is a better comparison
More like a clusterbombing ❤
Congrats on almost 500k subs. You have worked hard for that!
Why doesn't anyone appear to obey the emperor when he said malcador is the "hero' no longer, sigillite? or did he never say that?
No he did, but it's a bit hard to remember someone by a title they acquired a few hours before their death, as opposed to the title they've had for literal millenia.
The other day I was wondering what a "sigilite" actually is, but then I purged that heresy shit real quick because it's MOOT.
Holy moly, LT, 2 uploads in as many weeks?! You're making us feel special lol You're the best, m8.
Once had a guy call me a lorelet for saying that an eversor is more than just a drugged up psycho and could beat a marine 1v1 at close range, thanks for proving him wrong.
We can’t have anything being better at the fighting thing than our muhreens can we now
Whoever called you lorelet was the true lorelet
@@admiralkipper4540 it was a reflexive reaction to being told babies first 40K army wasn’t the greatest of them all
space marine fanbois think marines are invincible omni-rambos
I mean lore wise space marines literally are super human armoured tanks with training and equipment far beyond modern day special forces. What you seem to think is a bias is objectively how they are portrayed.
Is it weird that I listen to this to fall asleep?
Just in time for bed, perfect, I needed this.
Thank you Luetin for all your videos. In about 4 weeks I watched your whole 40k lore playlist. You taught me a lot and helped me jumpstart into the lore! You videos are amazing!
One request: since I, and probably many other, are listening to these videos while on the move or carrying out other tasks, would it be possible to read aloud those great quotes you share in the beginning and/or end of videos?
Eversor tactics.
Step one: plant melta.
Step two: detonate melta.
Step three: *WRYYYYHYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Luetin, keep em coming dude. You literally make my work hours bearable.
May your faith Ever Soar...
....
I'll be here all milennea.
Always love your work sir.
You are one of the best channels on TH-cam
Every one of your videos are amazing!!! And a real blast to watch.
always looking forward for more 😊
Intro sounds like the Go-Karts in RollerCoaster Tycoon 1
"It is still stealth if nobody is left alive to report you."
Hey luetin! Id love to see perhaps an overview of a faction or army in the future, maybe like your ork video or your drukhari video, perhaps on the Imperial Guard or the Sororitas?
I love your work, keep up the good stuff!
I read this as ,"The Eversor are recruiting" I got maniacally excited for a second.
It's Weekend my friends are now offline late in the Night and I still have my Torghast runs to do and allmighty Luetin blesses me with a Lore Video to listen to...
Soooo....basically it's Florida Man: 40k Edition
This.
Doughnut Operator would be proud.
Isn't that the Orks?
@@darthlazurus4382 No the Orks are space Australians.
This