Cork is where every single nun in the world comes from. Even the Latin American ones and the African ones. They're all secretly from cork. I think that's the point :)
We stomp the floor to keep the devil in a state of constant irritation, so that by the time we die, he's had more than enough of us and sends us up the other way!
Lol, Italians are just far-southern Irishmen (or maybe the Irish are far-northern Italians?), either way we have more things in common than we have differences, and we all keep marrying each other... The main differences are food, climate, and language, but everything else seems to be very similar.
Oli Faelaen Blake is Irish , except it was spelt something like this gaelic ,Bla`ce, something that looks like that. My Great- Great Grandfather was in Dublin in 1835, He married a Bourke from Kilkenny with names such as O`Neal , ,Laughlin & Coonan . But my last name is really should be Natoli , Because my Dad's parents moved to Australia in 1904 from Sicily . my Grand Dad was born he , And as the war was revving up , and Italy was under a Fascist Dictator .He changed his name from Angelo to Andrew. and took my Grandma's maiden name of Blake incase he was put in a internment camp. Her name was Dora Blake.There you go a quick run done. How's that Oli, good enough. : )
"Double whiskey and kebab" means that the lady he'd met (who had been drinking the white wine mentioned on his bar receipts) didn't go home with him - he didn't get lucky. So he ordered a double whiskey and had a kebab instead.
Help me out? I can barely understand the joke from reading the receipts to the kebab statement? - from a partially deaf American who can't get the accent. :)
@@persephoneshades8970 the receipts show that he got whiskey when he was alone, than whiskey and white wine which represents a woman, so he hooked up someone, then he got back alone, as he said whiskey again, then double whiskey things went bad, and to end up the night he stopped to get a kebab. It's a tipical Irish night, stopping to a takeaway after a night out
Gotta funny guy over here ^ I love how everyone tries to be funny on these comedian videos when they should just step back and understand why they're watching the videos and not in them. Also learn you're history before you go spouting out nonsense there was no other food to eat
Jack Gallagher open up a history book what other food there was exported you utter ninny they had them live off land that was unsustainable and had potatos that rotted in the ground and what little food there was wasn't enough for them look up Charles trevelyan and then you can talk it was known in Gaelic as an ghorta mhor which means the great hunger 2 million either died or were forced to emigrate just to survive ! Ireland is only now rebuilding its population back up and that's 140 years after the event !
Not quite sure what you meant to say there, but let me assure you I am not rich, also I don't understand why you are directing this immature, sectarian fueled hate towards the Irish, maybe you could enlighten me if you wish?
Like Ireland? Like Comedy?? Enjoy a bit of Irish comedy from time to time?? Then please give this a quick gawk ya mad tings!! I guarantee at least one LOL!! visit my channel and give the latest vid a go!! Go on ya beast!!
As an polish man this is mine perfect night : Vodka...Vodka...Vodka...Sandwich...Vodka...vodka...vodka..vdkoe...vdnwvm...wornmbvr...wionvgwiomeqopfmq2...wegonqring049... WHERE THE FUCK AM I
The ABCs of Salvation, or how to be right with God, and know you're going to Heaven: A-dmit that you're a sinner, and need a Savior. As it is written: There is none righteous, no, not one. Romans 3:10 For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23 B-elieve that Jesus Christ died paying the penalty for your sins, and rose from the grave. He Himself bore our sins in His body on the cross. 1 Peter 2:24 For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received, that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures... 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 C-all on the Lord Jesus Christ to save you, and trust only in Him for your salvation. If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. Romans 10:9 For whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved. Romans 10:13 The moment you "believe," or, put your trust in what Jesus has done for you, God saves you and your eternal destiny in Heaven is assured. You go from spiritual death to eternal life the moment you believe. Jesus said it this way: Most assuredly, I say to you, he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent Me has everlasting life, and shall not come into judgment, but has passed from death into life. John 5:24😀
"For the first 10 minutes I pretended to be an albino"..."Eventually when I started speaking to the crowd..." Now I'm interested in how he was doing the pretending
hahahaha heard that he said 55 million Americans claim to be Irish but only 3 million have been over there hahahahahahahahaha get a grip America stop being desperate to be Irish.
Teddy it's more widespread you don't have the monopoly on Irish immigrants you know cause I'm fourth generation Irish Australian so definitely a large contingent here as well as Canada , New Zealand and even South Africa just to name some other countries with descendants of Irish people
Well I live in ireland have 3 kids and I have worked hard my whole life for what I have. There is a difference between land ownership and land rights, ad also the calculated and premeditated starving of a people is akin to genocide, it was not because the Irish were so stupid the wouldnt know to eat corn or cabbage or anything else. The reason no one has money is because the country is still being bled dry of its resources by foreigners, corrib gas and oil? You need to learn a bit more about it.
As a historian, the reasons why Ireland suffered multiple famines was English nobility were given the farmlands of Ireland. Which were stolen from the Irish peasants. Other factors is what is called The Little Ice Age which happened from the 1300s to the early 1800s. In the years when the Little Ice Age caused the earth to be colder, it caused famines across the World. The Little Ice Age also caused other historical events, for example The French Revolution. Furthermore, another caused for famines in Ireland is when potatoes were first brought to Ireland there were over 40 different species of potatoes, but over time Irish peasants started to use only two different types of potatoes. This made the potato crop more vulnerable to the disease that made the potatoes into munch. Also add what the British do best genocide, war, segregation, and causing starvation to the natives, this leads to why Ireland today has a lower population than it did before the Potato Famine.
"we'd be italian...any italians here? no cause theyre out having sex." "riverdance is a result of poor ethnic diversity ladies and gentlemen and if you like it, youre racist." "if you live with more than one woman, once a month you get the hell out of there." his irish accent is actually pretty hot.
I'm not mad, i just like my vodka, did you ever had vodka beer ? its my invention i think, first you get some vodka add carbonated water and a few leaves of mint and then let it sit for an hour then drink it, its so damn amazing tasting it makes you wanna party
and some irish fella stole it from his neighbour before that and the same thing happened before that again, at the end of the day it was the landlords land at the time, the landlords grain and beef and there is no more to it. it's tough fucking shite, it's a dog eat dog world out there. i know here in ireland it's a cushy ride all you have to do is be here and you are entitled to a free ride, ever wonder why noone has any money it's because there aren't enough people working and too many on dole
From Australia . Still Cracks Me Up. My Grandma was of Irish Decent , Kilkenny . She married a Italian. Had to wait 5yrs until she died , because Great Grandma didn't like him , Why ? After all least he was Catholic.
in your idealistic world everyone would be equal, but no one is equal, there will always be a top dog and an underdog, it's human nature to want to be better and it just so happens that some people are more equipped than others. it's not up to the top dogs of the world to drag the underdogs up with them, each man person must better him and herself to compete or not compete. it's still survival of the fittest out there weather we like it or not.
This guys also doubles as a court judge in his spare time.. welcome to australia. An irish guy walks into a bar.."oops nhut yert, aye gut tah goo und cunvict soom criminahls fharst, bhack leytrr den."
Cork is where every single nun
in the world comes from. Even the Latin American ones and the African ones. They're all secretly from cork. I think that's the point :)
i thought his point was that he was from Cork, and that Cork is too inbred to try that.
i honestly have no idea how i got this idea tho.
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Sounds real profound, you from Cork.
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What?
McPrfctday I'm from Cork
Eric Cartman haha that was good
We stomp the floor to keep the devil in a state of constant irritation, so that by the time we die, he's had more than enough of us and sends us up the other way!
The Irish kick the dance floor to death. 😃
Never seen him before but he's funny!
im irish and i can tell you not a single person would take offence over a potato
Stop man we embrace the spuds
AND TELL ME WHAT OFFENSE THIS POTATO SUPPOSEDLY COMMITTED ?!!!
I fucking live for spuds
@@macasaurusrex4863
Im a spurs supporter too
@@olliephelan good for you what has that got to do with anything
Why am I only seeing this 9 years later?
Dear Irish: For the love of St Pádraig, keep drinking. We got enough Italians...
2:35 im triggerd because im from Cork
Lol, Italians are just far-southern Irishmen (or maybe the Irish are far-northern Italians?), either way we have more things in common than we have differences, and we all keep marrying each other... The main differences are food, climate, and language, but everything else seems to be very similar.
I stumbled across this and it's good.
i'm australian and this guy is great, and the fact he didnt feel the need to drop the " f bomb" was even more impressive
agatenby41 oh wow you’re Australian. Thanks for letting us know
I'm sure he felt the need. He just didn't. Good on him.
Lol, cause it’s not allowed on BBC😃
Australian and using the term "f bomb"? I don't believe you've even been to Australia mate.
“I will never do drugs... again.”
...this week"
I was playing at being dark..and mysterious. When in fact; I was asleep.
I am Irish - Italian background. That's a Classic.
Phantom lands.Creepy pasta I meant , to write, I am Irish - Italian. And what he said , I could relate too. : )
Irish , Italian , English background ?
Oli Faelaen What do you mean.?
Leanne Blake
well , Blake is hardly Italian or Irish ?
Oli Faelaen Blake is Irish , except it was spelt something like this gaelic ,Bla`ce, something that looks like that. My Great- Great Grandfather was in Dublin in 1835, He married a Bourke from Kilkenny with names such as O`Neal , ,Laughlin & Coonan . But my last name is really should be Natoli , Because my Dad's parents moved to Australia in 1904 from Sicily . my Grand Dad was born he , And as the war was revving up , and Italy was under a Fascist Dictator .He changed his name from Angelo to Andrew. and took my Grandma's maiden name of Blake incase he was put in a internment camp. Her name was Dora Blake.There you go a quick run done. How's that Oli, good enough. : )
He's like the lovechild of Gerard Butler, Cuchullain & Dermot morgan
I KNEW Riverdancing was just the Irish hating the floor! They just can’t handle it! 😹😹
Lori Wolfcat I think of it more as an attempt to soften the floor in preparation for when all the whisky kicks in and the inevitable happens!
WHEN mckintyre was in Dublin? i missed that fck
Once again .. a new one on me. Whats the world coming to ?? .. A very very funny comic,without without a single 'f ' word !!! ..well done that man.
jim tiv just proves you don't have to be crass and offensive with language to be funny !
im black Australian woman I lovvee irish men their hot haha!
I'm coming ta Melbourne in October, I am very Irish
@@iamasmurf1122 nobody fucking asked you mate
The accent thing is true
What is going on here agree love a good Irish accent or a Scots one can be just as sexy brw
@@michelleflood8220 The Irish bough, ''ah jesus to be suuure'' The scottish burr, ''Get in my belly you bastarrrrrrd''
@@michelleflood8220 but you can understand an Irishman - unless he's from Kerry.
wow. pixel much?
+Dyers88 It's just IrishVision so you get the impression of being drunk 24/7.
lol, he's awesome!
Saw this guy the other night. Good fun.
Irish are born comedians.
Holy shit! I love Riverdale... I'M RACIST!!
I dint understand the last part " double whiskey and kabab ". Can someone explain me ?
"Double whiskey and kebab" means that the lady he'd met (who had been drinking the white wine mentioned on his bar receipts) didn't go home with him - he didn't get lucky. So he ordered a double whiskey and had a kebab instead.
I can't help notice that the Irish and Jamaicans sound a like
I'm English i love the Irish they're good to hug they're huge
Synchronized period flow it's True
Riverdance is the result of poor ethnic diversity. Greatest line ever!
I actually love the accent and the whiteness !!!
cork is a county
King balor no shit Sherlock
I only met 1 Irish guy. Is it really true?
lol added this to my "Funniest Stuff Ever" playlist lol
I never heard of him before. He's brilliant.
hahah hating the floor.lol
proud to be black and somali Irish national .
You're NOT IRISH!! You're a A BLACK, AFRICAN!!!!!!
Hahahaha,now HE'S avery funny man,so he is! "Lord of the Dance",or as he'd know it,"Lord of the I hate the Floor,I hate the Floor".
Smh I feel like playing "Day of the tentacle" again
Partially right. It's a huge county with a big enough city in it
Dude looks like Richard Karn from Home Improvement!
I think so tim
oh yes classic show
the way he says kebab at the end always make me laugh to death.....
Help me out? I can barely understand the joke from reading the receipts to the kebab statement? - from a partially deaf American who can't get the accent. :)
@@persephoneshades8970 the receipts show that he got whiskey when he was alone, than whiskey and white wine which represents a woman, so he hooked up someone, then he got back alone, as he said whiskey again, then double whiskey things went bad, and to end up the night he stopped to get a kebab. It's a tipical Irish night, stopping to a takeaway after a night out
@@ste.p1981 Thank you!! It was so much funnier after another listen. Cheers from across the pond! x x
Gotta funny guy over here ^ I love how everyone tries to be funny on these comedian videos when they should just step back and understand why they're watching the videos and not in them. Also learn you're history before you go spouting out nonsense there was no other food to eat
Jack Gallagher open up a history book what other food there was exported you utter ninny they had them live off land that was unsustainable and had potatos that rotted in the ground and what little food there was wasn't enough for them look up Charles trevelyan and then you can talk it was known in Gaelic as an ghorta mhor which means the great hunger 2 million either died or were forced to emigrate just to survive ! Ireland is only now rebuilding its population back up and that's 140 years after the event !
those 3 million got busy over here !
Ah,wry smiles all round with the receipt reference! Never got as far as the kebab stage tho'.The Jamesons wouldn't like it!
Synchronization...........
I have 3 sisters and one mother....
Scary times.......
i like to hug irish people cos they are nice and huge and they are like hugging a teddy bear thats gigantic
Yeah alot of people do the same with the scottish.
Im irish!!! Go ireland XD
Scottish accents work in America too, just sayin... 😂
Aye...so true. 👍
Stop spilling our secrets, danggit! 😆
Not quite sure what you meant to say there, but let me assure you I am not rich, also I don't understand why you are directing this immature, sectarian fueled hate towards the Irish, maybe you could enlighten me if you wish?
Like Ireland? Like Comedy?? Enjoy a bit of Irish comedy from time to time?? Then please give this a quick gawk ya mad tings!! I guarantee at least one LOL!! visit my channel and give the latest vid a go!! Go on ya beast!!
"joined by lines of people hating the floor at the same time." haha "And if you like it.....yooou're racist!" haha
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
As an polish man this is mine perfect night : Vodka...Vodka...Vodka...Sandwich...Vodka...vodka...vodka..vdkoe...vdnwvm...wornmbvr...wionvgwiomeqopfmq2...wegonqring049... WHERE THE FUCK AM I
i just love the irish accent :)
The ABCs of Salvation, or how to be right with God, and know you're going to Heaven:
A-dmit that you're a sinner, and need a Savior.
As it is written: There is none righteous, no, not one. Romans 3:10
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23
B-elieve that Jesus Christ died paying the penalty for your sins, and rose from the grave.
He Himself bore our sins in His body on the cross. 1 Peter 2:24
For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received, that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures... 1 Corinthians 15:3-4
C-all on the Lord Jesus Christ to save you, and trust only in Him for your salvation.
If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. Romans 10:9
For whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved. Romans 10:13
The moment you "believe," or, put your trust in what Jesus has done for you, God saves you and your eternal destiny in Heaven is assured. You go from spiritual death to eternal life the moment you believe.
Jesus said it this way: Most assuredly, I say to you, he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent Me has everlasting life, and shall not come into judgment, but has passed from death into life. John 5:24😀
"For the first 10 minutes I pretended to be an albino"..."Eventually when I started speaking to the crowd..."
Now I'm interested in how he was doing the pretending
"potato" is a hideous historical distraction. "Intentional starvation" is what you're actually referring to.
JerryOfPerth yes but it's named for what was and still is a staple crop in Ireland !
I don't understand this part...Do you think italian guys don't drink???
if irish ppl didn't drink we'd be italian hahahaha
I HATE THE FLOOR. I HATE THE FLOOR. :D
Michael McIntyre and comedy? That's a joke!
5:41 , whiskey, white wine, "he what?"
He pulled
Pulled means he pulled a bird or he managed to get in a woman's pants. He wouldn't drink white wine so it must've been for the woman
Every comedian should walk out to Queens of the Stone Age.
hahahaha heard that he said 55 million Americans claim to be Irish but only 3 million have been over there hahahahahahahahaha get a grip America stop being desperate to be Irish.
Teddy it's more widespread you don't have the monopoly on Irish immigrants you know cause I'm fourth generation Irish Australian so definitely a large contingent here as well as Canada , New Zealand and even South Africa just to name some other countries with descendants of Irish people
Mmm. I can see why he worked with McIntyre. Mainstream average.
ha ha ha. how hilarious. he's Irish. isn't that funny.
Care to explain that last one? you're not making any sense
I M ITALIAN AND IT' S TRUE I LOVE TOO MUCH THE REAL IRISH ACCENT FROM IRLAND ... ITALIANS AND IRISH ARE THE SAME!!!!!!💪💪💪💪💪
Viva Italia & Éirinn go brách!
funny as hell lol
Alexander Bayley
Well I live in ireland have 3 kids and I have worked hard my whole life for what I have. There is a difference between land ownership and land rights, ad also the calculated and premeditated starving of a people is akin to genocide, it was not because the Irish were so stupid the wouldnt know to eat corn or cabbage or anything else. The reason no one has money is because the country is still being bled dry of its resources by foreigners, corrib gas and oil? You need to learn a bit more about it.
As a historian, the reasons why Ireland suffered multiple famines was English nobility were given the farmlands of Ireland. Which were stolen from the Irish peasants. Other factors is what is called The Little Ice Age which happened from the 1300s to the early 1800s. In the years when the Little Ice Age caused the earth to be colder, it caused famines across the World. The Little Ice Age also caused other historical events, for example The French Revolution. Furthermore, another caused for famines in Ireland is when potatoes were first brought to Ireland there were over 40 different species of potatoes, but over time Irish peasants started to use only two different types of potatoes. This made the potato crop more vulnerable to the disease that made the potatoes into munch. Also add what the British do best genocide, war, segregation, and causing starvation to the natives, this leads to why Ireland today has a lower population than it did before the Potato Famine.
i hate the floor i hate the floor i hate the floor
Wow that guy was really good.
HAHAHA! DAVINICI'S NOTEBOOK :) and kill the cast of river dance and michael flately too haha
Funny Irish 😊😁😂😀
"we'd be italian...any italians here? no cause theyre out having sex."
"riverdance is a result of poor ethnic diversity ladies and gentlemen and if you like it, youre racist."
"if you live with more than one woman, once a month you get the hell out of there."
his irish accent is actually pretty hot.
I'm not mad, i just like my vodka, did you ever had vodka beer ? its my invention i think, first you get some vodka add carbonated water and a few leaves of mint and then let it sit for an hour then drink it, its so damn amazing tasting it makes you wanna party
Practice makes perfect :)
Who the fuck asks for receipts when they're out getting hammered? I for one never, ever do :P
In some countries and bars, you get them anyhow. If you keep 'em on the table, they might think you might have to pay for them. Again.
Cool beans man, cool beans
and some irish fella stole it from his neighbour before that and the same thing happened before that again, at the end of the day it was the landlords land at the time, the landlords grain and beef and there is no more to it. it's tough fucking shite, it's a dog eat dog world out there. i know here in ireland it's a cushy ride all you have to do is be here and you are entitled to a free ride, ever wonder why noone has any money it's because there aren't enough people working and too many on dole
Irish men ARE charming as fuck. Do they have some sort of baseline charm school they go to just to be Irish?
@stardude692001
But you got the house of pancakes! and tacos. And if you eat arab food Homeland Security might come and visit you.
who else is counting the pixels?
exactly my point
do people like the irish accent
@CosmicCaprice What parents forbid their daughters to date Irish men??? I'm assuming you're not English...it's just that the accent is beaut :) xoxo
From Australia . Still Cracks Me Up. My Grandma was of Irish Decent , Kilkenny . She married a Italian. Had to wait 5yrs until she died , because Great Grandma didn't like him , Why ? After all least he was Catholic.
in your idealistic world everyone would be equal, but no one is equal, there will always be a top dog and an underdog, it's human nature to want to be better and it just so happens that some people are more equipped than others. it's not up to the top dogs of the world to drag the underdogs up with them, each man person must better him and herself to compete or not compete. it's still survival of the fittest out there weather we like it or not.
Damn funny!!!!
I like the polish way of drinking..... i salute you, Double vodkaaaaaa! anyone?
I don't know what sort of illusions you're under regarding potatoes. We have, believe it or not, discovered the wonder of cameras in Ireland.
I like riverdance.
holy fuck thats creepy its like my birthday i have a murderer/aristocrat who was born on my birthday
I will drink whiskey with you til we bring the cows home, we get the cows drunk, and we tip the cows over :)
This guys also doubles as a court judge in his spare time.. welcome to australia.
An irish guy walks into a bar.."oops nhut yert, aye gut tah goo und cunvict soom criminahls fharst, bhack leytrr den."
What is a double vodka ? i usually just drink straight from the bottle, been drinking since i was 15.
It's a joke that the comedian said and he's continuing. What did you not get about that?
You cant blame the people for the actions of the government. You and me need to discuss this over a pint, this tit for tat comment shit is useless.
Womens periods synchronize when they live together !?!?!?!?!?!? NEVER knew that!... good to know.