My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.
Down south: The devil meeting his wife France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE! Alabama: am I a joke to you?
such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?" [Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"
"...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter." Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight. (edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler. (edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.
My random thoughts: *Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*
Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅
In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone
#1 on trending..... this is one small step for James.. BUT one giant step for America.. Edit: holy crap 1k likes that's the most like I've ever gotten. I care more about the comments though. (16k now, may 12th, 2020)
I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til." Not even specifying what hour they're referring to. Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?" ...calmly
Your cool and are address it lapse drive way appears can do to have 0 cause fusion cop drinking cup size shoe do duck see duck cool and sick fight tight go to y hungry horse shoes is been cutting videos so cute cop details sucks didn't duck
I know that this is very late but here is an archeology joke. "Why do archaeologists get all the girls?" "Because they have the best dating techniques" *Cue drums*
Callia Shu hey m8. I just realized it wouldnt work if you smell yourself because then your just putting the weight right back into your body. Technically speaking and a random thought i had.
James, here's a world of jokes you've never considered: sign language. Make the sign for milk and move it past your eyes, pasteurized milk. It's glorious.
"On chirstmas my parents bought me a Pokemon shirt." "I never wore that shirt because I don't want everyone to know that I like Pokemon" Congrats you told 35 million people ur secret
@@anastasial7687 Well I guess it was also a different time period since we're now in a more accepting culture. But people still get bullied for things so yeah
Randomness is Random, but whatever, here: I'm currently gathering people for a good cause. I have reported/flagged harmful and/or sexual and/or racist and/or insulting content on youtube for years now. And i got much removed - i dare to say i did make youtube (and with that the world) a better place. But now more than ever, i need more people. I cant do it alone. So i gather people, who i can provide (as the expert in this discpiline) with links. I can provide links that directly lead to Racists, Sexists, Mobber, and whatnotelse. Get what i mean? I want to gather people to report content and make youtube better - it costs no money, just time, as i want to mention. Wanna try? Or laze around? Or try?
He literally admitted he copied it. Plus, he told people to go watch her video as well. He can’t control too much of the popularity of his videos, so complaining he’s more successful won’t help you.
Welp. I think they just target me because they can see my pale ass glowing in the sun and say “Oh look fresh blood” or I’m type O blood but I don’t know my blood type.
You know what us archaeologists say:
"jakes 4 archersdgakl;sdfrgioas"
Amiright?
GingerPale hey dude
:)
You're right mate.
GingerPale what 10min?
GingerPale How did you comment this 10 minutes ago
TH-cam: "This video is blocked in your country"
Germany Viewers: What have you done this time, James..
*_laughs in naz-_*
DeMoNiTiZeD
**Laughs in German**
Cancelled and copyrighted and demonitized and striked
Hail
he mentined hitler
Listen kid there's a thing called
*VPN*
2:10 the archeology joke: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
😂😂😂
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James you need to see this
Nicee
Hi
My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.
In my country, if it's raining and the sun is out I means a witch is getting married
if there is sun and raining a dog and fox is marrying in ~ i knew this cuz of my grand ma
My mom told me that when it rained and the sun was out, it meant a deer was giving birth. I also don’t get it but I think it’s cute 😂
I made up that if the sun is out and it’s raining then there will be a rainbow
I know crazy
In Nigeria we say an elephant or a lion is giving birth
Down south: The devil meeting his wife
France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter
Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife
James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE!
Alabama: am I a joke to you?
_ StayAMuffin #memeawards
#featureme😂
as a tenneseean, i have never heard that phrase. we always say "rain and shower won't last half an hour"
_ StayAMuffin in Liberia its the devil is fighting his wife bed a chicken bone. Check in the video
I'm from Arkansas and I've never heard any variations of that phrase until today
I am sad....I am from Tennessee
But Do not mess with meh family or...
I will beat you up
In the philippines, raining while the sun is out is called "there are frogs getting married"
Same in Bangladesh
Where I come from when it's raining and the sun is out people say it's the wedding of the fox. That's kind of.....sappy I guess?
i think ots a kapre thats getting merried
@@juliaalexavicente2783 or tikbalang
Kamusta kapwa pilipino
“Mosquitoes prefer type O blood”
Me having type O blood: Well yet another reason why I don’t leave my house
wait you have type o blood how lucky are you!
Same -o
Same
I went camping and came back with twenty mosquito bites
good time
Same here, I’m O+
such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?"
[Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"
You know why an archeologist’s life is sad?
Their life lies in ruins
This doesn't have enough likes.
Can you not?
Stop being so funny-
being this funny should be illegal
파르테 Why is that so true.
"...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter."
Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight.
(edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler.
(edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.
Blaziken Kart Wii I got you Im already doing it
Blaziken Kart Wii In MA we call it both
but when you sniff yourself the particle that you lost enter your nose and become another part of you so that meant your weight stay the same...
wait a minute is this sarcasm....
damn I'm stupid :p
"We're hairless animals"
*looks at legs*
*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
If u take into account furred animals we are almost hairless.
Yup
well tbf most "hairless" animals have hair just not as much... like us
Fox tail m
Looks in mirror at my head. Really?
It actually rained when the sun was still out at my house one time. It was truly amazing. You don't get that every day.
It’s a rainbow
@@aeiou046 rainbows come AFTER rain. theyre saying the sun was out WHILE rain was out. which is pretty cool
bro is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.... you are so full of whimsy i aspire to be as happy as you seem to be one day
James: everytime you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter
Me: starts sniffing myself
The best weight loss program
James: every time you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter
Me: *sniffs weights
No. For that to work, you'd need _someone else_ to sniff you.
same
GOOD POINT
My random thoughts:
*Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*
......
oh.
my.
G. O. D.
(・_・;)
Yes
@@sixthmonthoftheyear That username tho XD
Yes, yes it is
James: I wanted to become a math educator
Also James: *takes 15 minutes to calculate quarter to eight
Lol
😂😂😂
69... NiCe
jams hace a fone at age 13
@@adrianmolinaro8820 must not upvote
Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅
In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone
Over a chicken bone
Lol it does
lol wow you did some research, huh?
A chicken bone,of all things A CHICKEN BONE?????????lol
Edit:OMG I got a like thx whoever did it I wish you good luck for the rest of your life
listen. bones are great.
#1 on trending..... this is one small step for James.. BUT one giant step for America..
Edit: holy crap 1k likes that's the most like I've ever gotten. I care more about the comments though. (16k now, may 12th, 2020)
One last big step for America before the 2nd Korean war (and or other crisis)
Jordan Kapala it suppose to be "one giant leap"
*Edgy current meme* Korean war never ended. They just had a cease fire.
TheGrimStride shhhhhhh maybe no one will notice.
Jordan Kapala acutely it's #10 on trending
“Fly safe!”
James: i have no control over that!
“Fly safe!”
Me: you too
Hi sisters
That’s what I said when someone said “happy birthday” 😞✌️
Waitress: Enjoy you’re meal!
Me: Thanks, you too
In Bulgaria when it raining and the sun is out we say ,,The bear is having a wedding “
It's almost the same in Algeria, but it's the wolf wedding.
ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU BEAR!
bear: rude
Up north(or at least Washington) “devil beating his wife” is just “orphan tears”
FREAKING ORPHAN TEARS
Ayy, look!
_o r p h a n t e a r s_
ye, it’s raining hard out here in Seattle Washington with no sun so I guess I should call it Orphan Tears since we never GET ANY SUN
Its always raining up here in Washington
Yess My favorite weather is
o r p h a n t e a r s
for the orphan, at least most bags of chips are family sized.
"I'm not stealing it, I'm plagiarizing it."
-James 2017
It’s 2019
@@juzhi3767 This video came out in 2017
ha ha or James 101
@@juzhi3767 you are my favorite kind of fish....
James Esterline hmmmmmm?
in Japan when the suns out and its raining they say that it's a fox's wedding because in Japanese culture foxes are magical and sly. :)
Aww
That's cool
I marathi it is also called fox's wedding
Wow cool , even in India .
Interesting!
I feel like the whole archeology jokes thing can just be defined as “inside jokes”
Edit: thank you stranger just now for liking my comment!
James: I'm not stealing I'm plagurising it!
**Becomes number one on trending**
Adam: oh thats a cool idea!
^.^ ˚ω˚ ~ω~ ^ω^ (._.)
other TH-camrs . James
Its called "Passing down to generations" ;w;
R/bonappletea lol
OH NO NO
@@natethegreatyay3552 I get this comment all the time wth
“The devil is beating his wife, and marrying his daughter”
SWeET HoME ALaBaMA
That’s great 👏👏👏👏👏 thank you for that so much.. that makes me so much happier thank you ☺️
ZappiGal copied comment
@@shipwreck8875 true dat
vOrbxt shoty mic footy! I’m sorry I never actually read the comments and this is just what I thought of when I heard this I’m sorry
Oh boy if humans did that haha
Jaiden: *makes video*
James: Hippidy hoppidy this is now my property
my favorite pewds line lol
Free real estate
Over used and outdated joke and i saw this here before like a few months ago
He got twice as many veiws
Omg lol
6:55 i have liberian background, so i gotta check on that "chicken bone" fighting quote lol🤔
James: I think people think that animals covered in hair more cute.
*tarantulas have entered the room*
Lucas The Spider
They are cute tho
*le me has left the chat*
Hioi tarantulas are cute
Gady Gady GSSG Their cute until one of them almost kills ur uncle.
I've lived in the south my whole life and i have never heard of the "devil beating his wife" phrase.
The Salt Shaman same
If you live in florida, its mainly hispanic ppl. I live there 2. North fl maybe but south fl nope.
So u wudnt have heard abou it
The Salt Shaman same 🤔
OmG you lives in Florida to??? I use to live there to! I'm so sorry your still stuck in that hellhole!!!
Grew up in NC, very common phrase.
James: “I hate it when someone says ‘It’s a quarter to ________”’
Also James: “I wish we would say a quarter to other numbers more”
I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til."
Not even specifying what hour they're referring to.
Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?"
...calmly
James: *wanted to be a math teacher*
Also James: *confused by time*
Would you like a scholarship: @peachy would you like a piece of paper with a bad pun that has the words meme scholar written poorly?
It's an exaggeration dood, for the sake of comedy
Why are these replies so mean it was just a simple joke Owo
Your cool and are address it lapse drive way appears can do to have 0 cause fusion cop drinking cup size shoe do duck see duck cool and sick fight tight go to y hungry horse shoes is been cutting videos so cute cop details sucks didn't duck
@@Gojo_SenseiFan did u just press the middle word above your keyboard
In my country when the sun is out while its raining,
We call it the sun is out while its raining
most creative variation I ever did see
And a pretty instinctive one, gotta love that when you're just learning the langage!
To hey same here! You live in earth?
@Clancy da block boi aye I gotta friend who lives there
well when theres a random multicoloured arch in the sky,
i call it
a rainb- a radom multicoloured arch that comes out when its sunny raining
Jaiden's random thoughts: Half popped popcorns.
James' random thoughts: Atoms, Dopamines
Isn’t that all our random thoughts?
Me: LONG PP COM HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Also me, Minecraft builds, Roblox, drawing, furries
Adam’s random thoughts: commitment
That's normal behaviour. Don't know what your talking about
So that's why so many people are obsessed with finding Bigfoot.
What did the fossil say to the archeologist?
Nothing. Fossils can't speak.
Josh Andrews Probably funnier if I were an archeologist.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
*COUGH* HAHAHA
haha
Ha
.
Ok that actually was funny!
Hahahahahhaha
Josh Andrews, haha haha... COMEDY.
I know that this is very late but here is an archeology joke.
"Why do archaeologists get all the girls?" "Because they have the best dating techniques"
*Cue drums*
?
Smaaaart. Have my like .
Oh I get itttt
nice one 🤣👍🏻
Oh I got it!
*Showers are just domesticated waterfalls*
...
Danae' is Dank me too
Danae' is Dank it's pretty but the face tho
C O M P L E T E T R A S H so true ikr lol
UR RIGHT OH MY GOD!!!! u stole it from comment awards most likely
3:39 Its nice to see morse code- it gives me an excuse for learning it.
In Australia, we just say, “ hey, it’s a sun shower.” Not the devil beating his family members business.
@Ekansh Suthar g’day mate.
Hello fellow Aussie, I mean G’day
@@nicholasjames6489 hahaha. G’day mate. 😁
Why isn’t my text upside down
ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ 'o⅄
In England when it's raining and the sun is out we say "where is the rainbow?!"
Amy Ford perhaps you should say "Where the hell is the rainbow"
you should say "for the love of God mate, where the diggidy hell is the rainbow?"
xxMKScorpionxx where is the bloody rainbow....God save the queen!
I'm English and loads of the stereotypes are false, like non of us are posh, but these suggestions are hilarious
Amy Ford ENGLAND IS MY CITY!!
Theodd1sout is so strong he can smell blood without having a nose.
Theodd1sout*
Bruh don’t ruin the joke!!1!!
@@bentrout6146 ikr
wut
Reality is being broken here ×-×
I’ve just made it a daily thing where if I’m feeling stressed, I’ll relax and watch Odd1sOut
In Mississippi when the sun was out and it was raining, we use to say "A witch is getting married" lol
We said a fox is getting married
I am from South India and here we say fox and chicken getting married 😆
im from mississippi and we say a fox is getting married
Wow you’re late
@@noemiesparza6076 lol well yeah. I just rewatched it not to long ago and decided to comment
James: Every time we smell something, it gets a little lighter.
Me: bETteR StARt SmeLLiNg tHE wEighTs
Great joke. 👍👍
True
IAMSANDWICHGOD
Ok
100th like hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahajahahhahahajahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahah
James: I’m so good at maths I wanted to teach math!
Also James: Takes 15 minutes to figure out what time a quarter to 8 is.
fun fact 15 minutes is a quarter to an hour sooooo
MazeBear 8-25= -13 btw....... really james
JustEco we know that lmao we aren’t 7
Lily Roider how is it 25 a quarter of an hour is 15 minutes
“How to we get happiness. Well I call it drugs” “ I swear I don’t do drugs” so is he not happy
"the devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
sounds like something that would happen in greek mythology
Except it wouldn’t be the devil because that’s basically Hades, and that’s way more of a Zeus thing
lol underrated
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that in Liberia, the Devil and his wife are apparently fighting over a chicken bone?
7:04
@@thembigstonks7016 We all fight over a chicken once in a while.
Never heard the marrying daughter part....
“It’s a quarter to eight!”
Me, with dyscalculia: *guess I’ll die then*
i so want to correct you but i fear the waves "r/wooosh" "r/wooosh"
Dang this is early
Cody Aguallo he didn’t make any mistakes I don’t think
@@codyaguallo8107 they didnt misspell anything or make any mistakes
Cody Aguallo i thought he meant dyslexic too
"My parents already had a child at my age. And here I am wearing a Pokemon shirt."
Literally same.
3:03 excuse me?
HUH
Did anyone notice on 6:55, the last sentence of the paragraph "Devils" says "The devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone." I was dying. xD
TNTr00p3r 0721 yep and the telugu one too. Right above 'devils'.
Omg it actually does 😂😂
TNTr00p3r 0721 in Liberia
lol over a chicken bone
Lo Liberia
Where did Dumbledore’s Army hide?
Up his sleevies
HahahaI was on a 24 hour harry potter movie/youtube vid harry potter theme streak....... help me..... Im dead inside now..
DomiJa
Room of requirement. Oh never mind.
Cloudy Wolf lol
Didn't they hide in the room of requirement
me: uses subtitles
subtitles: [Jaiden]: No. Expect a call from my lawyer
me: *literally dies*
Haha! Thank you 😂
It’s not there ?!
im confused
Yaasssse
"things with more hair are cuter"
leg hair: allow us to introduce ourselves
James: We are all hairless animals
Me: Strokes hairy legs XD
SegawayLemur __ 😂
Sadly same 😂😂😂
I have hairy arms
and hairy arms
SegawayLemur __ lol same here lol
4:47 someone is banned from airplanes now
HailedSpace25 Stanley Pines is banned for trying to remove Soos’ birthday.
@@Germs_2128 my man
Lol
FBI OPEN UP
HailedSpace25 oh no 9 11 all over again
"The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
Me, a french little guy : I never heard this anywhere in France but why not I guess
MAIS MOI AUSSI
Lol
sweet home Ala- *FRANCE*
•moonbxby• *Pas de calais
I actually thought it would be in Alabama
5:55 In Australia we call a water fountain a bubbler its not just Rhode Island
i think he was just talking about the usa
Yeah idk
In Puerto Rico, when it’s raining and it’s sunny we say that a witch is getting married.
Juan A. Ortiz we say a fox is...
Juan A. Ortiz hey! You live in Puerto Rico?
(Southeast asia)
Juan A. Ortiz true so true my grama used to say that
In Arizona we say wtf is this wet tomfuckery coming from the sky 😂😭
“Yeah I like Pokémon, but I don’t want the whole *world* to know that.” ,
He told to the whole world.
Only AMERICA
Or arizona
@@jakethedove21playz34 He has international fans
@@jakethedove21playz34 dude im in the phillipines
@@jakethedove21playz34 I live in canada
I... I didn't know we use this expression in France... I feel ashamed I'm moving to Canada bye
Is that Hajime?
@@Floflofloooooo Yes it is
quebec: oui oui le baguette
Rayzo
Vient au Québec. On aime les français, icite
@@t-21b99 je parle français :v
It’s been years since I first watched this and most of them I think about at least once a month.
"the devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
sweet home alabama
Sweet home arizona
@@undertale-perseverance haha
@@undertale-perseverance heheheh
i mean-
It’s the devil-
*what do you expect*
very funny
"Honey, why are you sniffing on yourself?"
"I'm on a diet"
@Arie Lee That's a stolen comment, word for word.
this is very funny
That wouldn’t work cuz the molecules would suck up ur nose
I ruined the 666 likes
@@dio8187 how dare you?!
In France, we say :
''Where is the rainbow ?!"
Nice comment, and here is 100 likes bro.
are u from France?
@@niamhdonnelly296 Yes
oui par contre j’ai jamais entendu “le diable frappe sa femme et marrie sa fille”🤷♀️
@@ashleywiles611 ouai moi non plus
France's version of when it raining and the sun's out is literally sweet home Alabama.
Here in England... We call it “Huh.... Look its the sun”
I live in England to
Is England your city?
MaX no we say
Get it coz it’s hardly ever sunny hahahahahaIWANNADIEhahahahha
Oi oi mate its the bloody sun ai'ght*
MaX oh look! It’s a hairless unicorn in Ireland!
7:48 For the last time...We don't call it shrimp, we call it PRAWN!!!
Dex Morg This is all because of that fucking Paul Hogan ad back in the 70s/80s. He Shrimp once and it became a stereotype.
Shrimps and prawns are different...
Yes my friend
I know right, its called a prawn!!
Dex Morg YES! Someone else who says things right!
“ The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter” sounds more like an Alabama thing than an French thing
im from al and yea it kinda does
Mean
I can agree on that one time i was driving in Alabama and i saw a shot gun on a bilboard
H o m e s w e e t a l a b a m a
yeah same
James saying “I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” I was like WAIT A MINUTE
My mom:WHAT ARE U WATCHING?!!
Me: SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL
MY MOM: ABOUT WHAT?
Me:RANDOM STUff!
Schleich S'mores 101 lol
Umm what did I just haer!? Plzz go away wierdo
What?
Mom: ABOUT WHAT??
Me: WHERE DID HITLER KEEP HIS ARMIES UP HIS SLEEVIES HAHAHA
Ok sorry but why you post that!?
"I think we're more attracted to animals covered in hair."
Me, cuddling with my lizard: ಡ _ಡ*
Put a little more spaces. It is not correctly aligned
Lol I also have a pet lizard 🥺
@@artfromgrace They are so cute owo
Aw🥺
HOW DID YOU DO THAT FACE!?
so if we smell ourselves.... we will become lighter?
*starts sniffing self aggressively* 😂
newest workout lol
Callia Shu hey m8. I just realized it wouldnt work if you smell yourself because then your just putting the weight right back into your body. Technically speaking and a random thought i had.
Idk why i said it but well you were the first comment i stumbled on. Sry m8
killerwolf58342 omg you are a genius 😂 that means you have to hire someone to smell you lol
Callia Shu XD
Vacuum cleaner
Best music video i've seen ever😢❤❤❤ Great job james🎉 The song is awesome
TheOdd1sOut: I don't even wan't to know what they call snow storms!
The Devil Blows His Load
_ WhereWolf_Engine _ please, just leave
y tho?
....what?
_ WhereWolf_Engine _ lmao dead
No that one is mother nature is on her period
The devil is kissing his wife
The devil is beating his wife
The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter
*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*
I'm from Alabama -_- we are not like that!,
Sarah b.c Its a joke and Arkansas is practically the same
We're all the same in America
Simultaniously
Jamm 522_official the devils f---- his wife
James: every time you sniff something it gets lighter
Me: *sniffs stomach*
edit: omg tysm for the likes!!!
FunnyFox I literally laughed out loud
lol
So true tho a lot of people would do that non-stop
please give him more like
I need to try this
3:28 there a two clocks behind you(analog is better).
6:58 wait we do?!? I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS!!!!
James, here's a world of jokes you've never considered: sign language. Make the sign for milk and move it past your eyes, pasteurized milk. It's glorious.
HA nice
Nico Lugo oMfG
I don't get it
AstrosGamer
You make the sign for milk. You move it past your eyes.
Past-your-eyes milk, or Pasteurized milk.
eyyy Im learning sign language, that'll be a great joke to tell the teacher! Haha
"On chirstmas my parents bought me a Pokemon shirt."
"I never wore that shirt because I don't want everyone to know that I like Pokemon"
Congrats you told 35 million people ur secret
Nice shirt
Bruh, why is he ashamed of liking Pokemon?
@@anastasial7687 Well I guess it was also a different time period since we're now in a more accepting culture. But people still get bullied for things so yeah
36* 😂
14.4 mill
so if you smell yourself.......
you lose weight?
Edit 4/10/2021: Guys this is a joke calm down
It just comes back through your nostrils
oh im stupid lol
Ass
Top 10 questions science still can't answer
I wish
3:06 - The go-to answer when I'm asked this will always be, "Time for you to get a watch!"
In Australia when the sun is out while it's raining we say "Hey look the sun is out while it's raining"
Randomness is Random, but whatever, here:
I'm currently gathering people for a good cause.
I have reported/flagged harmful and/or sexual and/or racist and/or insulting content on youtube for years now.
And i got much removed - i dare to say i did make youtube (and with that the world) a better place.
But now more than ever, i need more people. I cant do it alone.
So i gather people, who i can provide (as the expert in this discpiline) with links.
I can provide links that directly lead to Racists, Sexists, Mobber, and whatnotelse.
Get what i mean?
I want to gather people to report content and make youtube better - it costs no money, just time, as i want to mention.
Wanna try? Or laze around? Or try?
@@slevinchannel7589 Why
I thought it was sun shower btw I'm Aussie too
arent you from harry potter youtbe?
where i come from we say: "rainbow"
"So every time we smell something, it gets lighter"
Me: *SMELLS MYSELF UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE*
True
BRO STOP UR DYING LITERALLY
U cant do that cause it's going back in UR body
But it goes back to your body. Wait does that mean when u smell something u gain weight..... *stops breathing*
@Doge Kabosu huh
Wait I coulda sworn it was the devil is BEATing his... oh yeah nvm just got to that part of the video hahaha
Evan are you going to vidcon australia too ? since doddie and james are going too.
In Florida,we call it The Devil's Daughter's Wedding because it's the devil but it's still a wedding
ItsDrafty I'm in Florida also
ItsDrafty I live in Florida and I've never heard that.
SAME
6:11
“Even the Devil can find love!”
The Devil in my cuphead AU: *Married with a wife (My OC) he loves alot*
Jaiden: *Makes an original story*
James: *copies*
TH-cam: *Number 1 on trending*
Just Jayden if ur the real jaiden and u reply
@@ZachTheSimp I'm not the real Jaiden...
Oof
Hahahahhahah
He literally admitted he copied it. Plus, he told people to go watch her video as well. He can’t control too much of the popularity of his videos, so complaining he’s more successful won’t help you.
In Australia we say “it’s raining and the sun is out! There’s gonna be a 🌈 rainbow!” (So original I know)
What the heck do you mean
Pixel
Please answer pixel
What do you mean
Please answer
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JAMES AWESOME ANIMATING
Its so bouncy and fluent
Violit did anyone get the movie Airplane reference 😂
Violit im
Wendi Nichols holy crap! I have found my first name twin!
Pvt. Juice wHAT I NEVER SEEN HIM ANIMATE IN HIS STORIES BEFORE? XD
5:57 not just Rhode Island, all of new England, including here in Massachusetts, it’s a bubbler.
Right when James said “but seatbelts make you happy. So you should wear your seat belt” a ad came up with everyone saying no XD
Oh wow what a coincidence xD
What does 'XD' mean? I'm just an 8yo
@@r0m4n_3mp1r3 its a laughing face
ehhh hhh
Oh. IM AN IDIOT
@@r0m4n_3mp1r3 its ok I also had to ask someone what it meant xD
James: Club Penguin is dead
2019: So it’s a challenge you want
In Hungary we say “The Devil Is Eating His Wife”, were very hungry.
I’m not from hungary
O-O
Lol i get it
"and thats why im a furry" it is proven.
ba dum chish
5:53 Bud, I live in Georgia, and I don’t know a single living soul who calls soda pop
James: that joke is dead ,just like club penguin
Club penguin: hold my beer
Yas
Patrick Star ⭐️
Patrick you're too young to be having beer
@Knight Gamer797 he's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gary
@Knight Gamer797 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
james: mosquitos prefer 0 type blood
me, who always gets bitten and has 0 type blood: AND EVERYTHING IS CLEAR NOW
**laughs in B+**
Not to be negative buuuuut......... I'm O negative
@@GetFitNick best blood type pun 11/10
I don't have O blood type but mosquitos are so attracted to me that it seems like they want to %$*# me.
Welp. I think they just target me because they can see my pale ass glowing in the sun and say “Oh look fresh blood” or I’m type O blood but I don’t know my blood type.
Imagine looking up at the sky and saying: "Look the devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
I'll be like ''DUDE, HOW THE HECK DID YOU- oh it's a saying.''
@@cerebrummaximus3762 My Friends Would've Reacted The Same
Regarde le ciel! Le diable bat sa femme et épouse sa fille!
🤣🤣🤣 That is funny
@@satanswife2546 you should not be with this man...
James-Can i make a video about MY random thoughts?
Jaiden-No,expect a call from my lawyers
James-to the subtitles U GOOOO