My Random Thoughts (James Edition)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ส.ค. 2017
- Random = Funny (?) lol XD rofl roflcopter lmao (dabs) Sorry I don't know what to put here
Jaiden's Random Thoughts video ➤ • My Random Thoughts
Gingerpale ➤ / thegingerpale
DoggybagComic ➤ / doggybagcomic
Rebaka-Chan ➤ / @rebakachan
Dont ask why there was a blank frame at 00:14 it was premiere's fault.
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Twitter ➤ / theodd1sout
Website ➤ theodd1sout.com/ - ตลก
"...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter."
Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight.
(edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler.
(edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.
Blaziken Kart Wii I got you Im already doing it
Blaziken Kart Wii In MA we call it both
but when you sniff yourself the particle that you lost enter your nose and become another part of you so that meant your weight stay the same...
wait a minute is this sarcasm....
damn I'm stupid :p
"I'm not stealing it, I'm plagiarizing it."
-James 2017
It’s 2019
@@juzhi3767 This video came out in 2017
ha ha or James 101
@@juzhi3767 you are my favorite kind of fish....
James Esterline hmmmmmm?
My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.
In my country, if it's raining and the sun is out I means a witch is getting married
if there is sun and raining a dog and fox is marrying in ~ i knew this cuz of my grand ma
My mom told me that when it rained and the sun was out, it meant a deer was giving birth. I also don’t get it but I think it’s cute 😂
I made up that if the sun is out and it’s raining then there will be a rainbow
I know crazy
Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅
TH-cam: "This video is blocked in your country"
Germany Viewers: What have you done this time, James..
*_laughs in naz-_*
DeMoNiTiZeD
**Laughs in German**
Cancelled and copyrighted and demonitized and striked
Hail
he mentined hitler
Listen kid there's a thing called
*VPN*
“The devil is beating his wife, and marrying his daughter”
SWeET HoME ALaBaMA
That’s great 👏👏👏👏👏 thank you for that so much.. that makes me so much happier thank you ☺️
ZappiGal copied comment
@@shipwreck8875 true dat
vOrbxt shoty mic footy! I’m sorry I never actually read the comments and this is just what I thought of when I heard this I’m sorry
Oh boy if humans did that haha
It actually rained when the sun was still out at my house one time. It was truly amazing. You don't get that every day.
I laughed harder than I probably should have at the armies/sleevies joke 🤣
I laughed too hard at the Hitler one 😂
Yeah
James: everytime you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter
Me: starts sniffing myself
The best weight loss program
James: every time you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter
Me: *sniffs weights
No. For that to work, you'd need _someone else_ to sniff you.
same
GOOD POINT
"We're hairless animals"
*looks at legs*
*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
If u take into account furred animals we are almost hairless.
Yup
well tbf most "hairless" animals have hair just not as much... like us
Fox tail m
Looks in mirror at my head. Really?
In Bulgaria when it raining and the sun is out we say ,,The bear is having a wedding “
It's almost the same in Algeria, but it's the wolf wedding.
I feel like the whole archeology jokes thing can just be defined as “inside jokes”
Edit: thank you stranger just now for liking my comment!
The Devil Is Beating His Wife
At Super Smash Bros
OMG YESH
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
dat makes sense
.
Now this I can agree with
“Mosquitoes prefer type O blood”
Me having type O blood: Well yet another reason why I don’t leave my house
wait you have type o blood how lucky are you!
Same -o
Same
I went camping and came back with twenty mosquito bites
good time
Same here, I’m O+
Fun fact: In Tennessee every soda is called Coke. If you go to a restaurant and ask if you want a drink and you say I’ll have a Coke, they will ask what kind. And you can say Orange Fanta.
Everybody i know says soda
I also live in TN btw
I still remember being so disappointed that the waitress didn't ask me what kind of Coke I wanted and I couldn't have the Sprite I asked for.
I live in Tennessee and that is only partially true its only in Memphis but in east Tennessee and some parts of central we call it soda.
who else is binging odd1sout videos 😅
I’m doing that now 😂
I've been watching for 4 DAYS 😅 ✋️😭
Me and also I live in Rhode Island and I called water fountains bubblers
James: We are all hairless animals
Me: Strokes hairy legs XD
SegawayLemur __ 😂
Sadly same 😂😂😂
I have hairy arms
and hairy arms
SegawayLemur __ lol same here lol
James: every time you sniff something it gets lighter
Me: *sniffs stomach*
edit: omg tysm for the likes!!!
FunnyFox I literally laughed out loud
lol
So true tho a lot of people would do that non-stop
please give him more like
I need to try this
such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?"
[Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"
So that's why so many people are obsessed with finding Bigfoot.
So if we smell elephants..
*They will become lighter*
@Kanqsi ...sorry i already have a cult
The Couch Cas yea
YESSSSSSS
@Kanqsi I'm joining!
Hello
2:10 the archeology joke: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
😂😂😂
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James you need to see this
Nicee
Hi
“I like Pokémon, but I don’t want the whole world to know that.”💀
I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til."
Not even specifying what hour they're referring to.
Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?"
...calmly
Theodd1sout is so strong he can smell blood without having a nose.
Theodd1sout*
Bruh don’t ruin the joke!!1!!
@@bentrout6146 ikr
wut
Reality is being broken here ×-×
You know what us archaeologists say:
"jakes 4 archersdgakl;sdfrgioas"
Amiright?
GingerPale hey dude
:)
You're right mate.
GingerPale what 10min?
GingerPale How did you comment this 10 minutes ago
“I think people find animals with fur/feathers/scales prettier
Me: *pulls up feathers on owl’s legs* …not anymore
“How to we get happiness. Well I call it drugs” “ I swear I don’t do drugs” so is he not happy
My random thoughts:
*Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*
......
oh.
my.
G. O. D.
(・_・;)
Yes
@@sixthmonthoftheyear That username tho XD
Yes, yes it is
Do you ever wonder if
We’re in a video game...
And other people are contolling is..?
I do....
Raven The Bird I think like that too... MAYBE ITS LIKE DOKI DOKI
I do too..
Maybe God and Jesus are playing us like a video game.. ·_·
same
Raven The Bird I DO ALL THE TIME
Maybe its like roblox
France's version of when it raining and the sun's out is literally sweet home Alabama.
I’ve just made it a daily thing where if I’m feeling stressed, I’ll relax and watch Odd1sOut
James: I think people think that animals covered in hair more cute.
*tarantulas have entered the room*
Lucas The Spider
They are cute tho
*le me has left the chat*
Hioi tarantulas are cute
Gady Gady GSSG Their cute until one of them almost kills ur uncle.
Down south: The devil meeting his wife
France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter
Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife
James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE!
Alabama: am I a joke to you?
_ StayAMuffin #memeawards
#featureme😂
as a tenneseean, i have never heard that phrase. we always say "rain and shower won't last half an hour"
_ StayAMuffin in Liberia its the devil is fighting his wife bed a chicken bone. Check in the video
I'm from Arkansas and I've never heard any variations of that phrase until today
I am sad....I am from Tennessee
But Do not mess with meh family or...
I will beat you up
It’s been years since I first watched this and most of them I think about at least once a month.
Random Thoughts
"Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?"
"All foods have the same taste, we just react to the food differently"
"Bananas and avocados are the only fruit to have no juice whatsoever"
"Someone could've altered the past and we'd have no way of knowing"
"Why do laundry baskets have holes on the sides?"
"French Toast, French Toast, French Toast"
"Can mind readers control their ability or does it happen automatically?"
"Massaging is paying to do what anybody can do for free"
"Lego people, gingerbread men, and action figures live in homes made of their own flesh"
"YAHOO-"
"Stealing is just permanently borrowing without permission"
"One bird can't make a pun, but toucan."
"Corn and bread are technically burnt twice. Corn burns into popcorn, then burnt popcorn, and bread burns into toast, then burnt toast.
"A large amount of libraries have a mirror in or nearby the comedy section."
"Mother, I require sustenance"
"In an alternate universe everybody is Shrek."
"Unlike in cartoons, some people get more cowardly as they get older"
"For all we know, turkeys could actually be incredibly smart, they're just pretending to be stupid."
"MOO-"
"Why is this comment still going"
"Your choices in life don't actually matter, as everything that's happened and ever will happen is already set in stone."
"Catapults are weaponized see-saws"
"If you're still reading this, say something in the replies. Like actually say the word something."
"People who like spicy food are technically pyromaniacs"
"If you spell applesauce with just a, you get AAAAAA-"
"Mosquitoes are the worst things in existence"
"Fish."
"Never gonna give you up"
"[Insert the entire Bee Movie script here]"
Something
@@aidenbagshaw5573 oh cool you actually did it
James: I wanted to become a math educator
Also James: *takes 15 minutes to calculate quarter to eight
Lol
😂😂😂
69... NiCe
jams hace a fone at age 13
@@adrianmolinaro8820 must not upvote
so if we smell ourselves.... we will become lighter?
*starts sniffing self aggressively* 😂
newest workout lol
Callia Shu hey m8. I just realized it wouldnt work if you smell yourself because then your just putting the weight right back into your body. Technically speaking and a random thought i had.
Idk why i said it but well you were the first comment i stumbled on. Sry m8
killerwolf58342 omg you are a genius 😂 that means you have to hire someone to smell you lol
Callia Shu XD
Vacuum cleaner
"things with more hair are cuter"
leg hair: allow us to introduce ourselves
James saying “I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” I was like WAIT A MINUTE
I'm an Archeologist and my life is in ruins!
Hahaha... '^'
I had to reread it to get it, but it was hilarious!
Badum tsssssssss
The only archeologist joke I will be able to understand
The Magic Pineapple hehehe
Hmmm.....If drugs make people happy then I guess theodd1sout is a drug....
True
Brianna P :^)
So are Dan and Phil, Thomas Sanders, Dodie Clark, Evan Edinger, Emma Blackery and my best friend... 😐
Wait so does that mean everything that makes you happy is a drug?
Emma Jemley
“I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” 😱💀 WHA-
That was the most violent laugh about hitler I’ve ever heard.
James: I'm not stealing I'm plagurising it!
**Becomes number one on trending**
Adam: oh thats a cool idea!
^.^ ˚ω˚ ~ω~ ^ω^ (._.)
other TH-camrs . James
Its called "Passing down to generations" ;w;
R/bonappletea lol
OH NO NO
@@natethegreatyay3552 I get this comment all the time wth
"the devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
sweet home alabama
Sweet home arizona
@@undertale-perseverance haha
@@undertale-perseverance heheheh
i mean-
It’s the devil-
*what do you expect*
very funny
Thank you James for all the great videos you make for us we appreciate you thank you
The tiny hair that we can’t see: “🤣🤣🤣🤣”
In the philippines, raining while the sun is out is called "there are frogs getting married"
Same in Bangladesh
Where I come from when it's raining and the sun is out people say it's the wedding of the fox. That's kind of.....sappy I guess?
i think ots a kapre thats getting merried
@@juliaalexavicente2783 or tikbalang
Kamusta kapwa pilipino
we think all hairless animals are ugly
*thinks of dolphins*
@DANNY KIM
dolphins are evil, not cute.
@@averagegirl3873 no! Dolphins are adorable and smart!
Sofia
No, no, no!
If you googled it, you’d see.
Well not all dolphins are evil, just one type and mostly the males. But they are still evil they look all cute on the surface, but deep down they’re murderers!
If dolphins take over, you should be scared!
@@averagegirl3873 they are playful and smart creatures. They will hunt, but almost every animal does that.
Sofia
Not just hunt. They kill purpuses for almost no reason and male bobble nosed dolphins form gangs and attack the females. Look it up! You will see it on several websites.
Btw I think you like your own comments.
i remember being 10 years old and not understanding the julius caesar joke and had no idea who hitler was 😭💀
surprised he didn't take it down cause of the Hitler joke.
In Pakistan, when the sun is out and it's raining we call it "رحمت کی بارش" which means actually means "Rain of blessing/Mercy" and people say whatever you pray will have a higher chance of getting granted. Of course it's a myth but I don't know why but I can't seem to accept it being one 😂
James: *wanted to be a math teacher*
Also James: *confused by time*
Would you like a scholarship: @peachy would you like a piece of paper with a bad pun that has the words meme scholar written poorly?
It's an exaggeration dood, for the sake of comedy
Why are these replies so mean it was just a simple joke Owo
Your cool and are address it lapse drive way appears can do to have 0 cause fusion cop drinking cup size shoe do duck see duck cool and sick fight tight go to y hungry horse shoes is been cutting videos so cute cop details sucks didn't duck
@@Gojo_SenseiFan did u just press the middle word above your keyboard
Where did Dumbledore’s Army hide?
Up his sleevies
HahahaI was on a 24 hour harry potter movie/youtube vid harry potter theme streak....... help me..... Im dead inside now..
DomiJa
Room of requirement. Oh never mind.
Cloudy Wolf lol
Didn't they hide in the room of requirement
"In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and
think we fried people as punishment."
In order to restore James's love for sunny rainy days, in Bulgaria, we say that it's the devil's wedding day
Jaiden: *makes video*
James: Hippidy hoppidy this is now my property
my favorite pewds line lol
Free real estate
Over used and outdated joke and i saw this here before like a few months ago
He got twice as many veiws
Omg lol
In my country when the sun is out while its raining,
We call it the sun is out while its raining
most creative variation I ever did see
And a pretty instinctive one, gotta love that when you're just learning the langage!
To hey same here! You live in earth?
@Clancy da block boi aye I gotta friend who lives there
well when theres a random multicoloured arch in the sky,
i call it
a rainb- a radom multicoloured arch that comes out when its sunny raining
3:28 there a two clocks behind you(analog is better).
6:58 wait we do?!? I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS!!!!
The subtitles lol:
“Jaiden, is it ok if I talk about MY random thoughts?”
“[JAIDEN] no. Expect a call from my lawyers”
Everyone was once the worlds youngest person
Samuelstein our society is constructed apon a type of dead plant found in the ground
Well, it's more like a humanity wide tie for worlds youngest, but I can't say you're specifically wrong, so I'll just imagine it instead and be on my way.
Jay Kay I think it's as in the world's youngest person *currently* .
Edit: bold using the star symbol things doesn't work with a full stop right next to it, so I added a space.
MCPCMC *so is that how you do it*
now that was deep.
“The Devil’s beating his wife and marrying his daughter”
I have to say this, that’s some Alabama stuff
Noice
Why do people diss my state like that
@@savannah123rose2 cause thats sadly spread on internet XD
………
YOU SUCK
@Savannah123rose ikr
In the Netherlands, when it's raining but the sun's out, we say; " look, a rainbow"....
True 😅
Why is literally NO ONE talking about when he said HE WAS A FURRY
There's proof everyone😂😂
In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone
Over a chicken bone
Lol it does
lol wow you did some research, huh?
A chicken bone,of all things A CHICKEN BONE?????????lol
Edit:OMG I got a like thx whoever did it I wish you good luck for the rest of your life
listen. bones are great.
Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.
Samuelstein that's deep
Samuelstein Yes, we know that.
Samuelstein oh my god.......
Samuelstein you are on a roll!
MUAHAHAH I AM ABOUT TO DEBUNK YOU GOOD SIR! FOR EVERYTHING WE SEE IS ALREADY IN THE PAST SO WE ALWAYS SEE THE YOUNGER VERSIONS OF OURSELVES DUE TO THE TIME TAKEN FOR LIGHT TO BOUNCE BACK OFF OF A MIRROR AND SEE OURSELVES! Sorry about the caps it just made me really happy to prove you wrong...
I wonder if this video will be played on a plane, then people will hear 4:47, then that plane will make an emergency landing, then the person who played the video will get a life sentence and never be able to get a job afterwards, thus becoming homeless and miserably dying on the streets.
I was driving in the rain while the sun was out and wondered what that was called and then I watched this an hour later 😂
It's a sunshower.
My mom:WHAT ARE U WATCHING?!!
Me: SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL
MY MOM: ABOUT WHAT?
Me:RANDOM STUff!
Schleich S'mores 101 lol
Umm what did I just haer!? Plzz go away wierdo
What?
Mom: ABOUT WHAT??
Me: WHERE DID HITLER KEEP HIS ARMIES UP HIS SLEEVIES HAHAHA
Ok sorry but why you post that!?
*Showers are just domesticated waterfalls*
...
Danae' is Dank me too
Danae' is Dank it's pretty but the face tho
C O M P L E T E T R A S H so true ikr lol
UR RIGHT OH MY GOD!!!! u stole it from comment awards most likely
' hey what time is it?'
The clock in the background:
I get a ad right before this video where a guy is eating a crunch bar and says "crunching solved my midlife crisis :D"
"Honey, why are you sniffing on yourself?"
"I'm on a diet"
@Arie Lee That's a stolen comment, word for word.
this is very funny
That wouldn’t work cuz the molecules would suck up ur nose
I ruined the 666 likes
@@dio8187 how dare you?!
So what you’re saying is....
If I constantly smell myself
I will get lighter?
.___.
No, it's recycling.
Luke Ghazal it would just go back into your nose. 0:
Those particles would've already been released.
The god said so its true
in the dominican republic we say “a witch is getting married”
Jokes for archaeologist "just enough crunch so you can pretend to not hear the doorbell" got an ad for Oreos right after he searched it up
In Mississippi when the sun was out and it was raining, we use to say "A witch is getting married" lol
We said a fox is getting married
I am from South India and here we say fox and chicken getting married 😆
im from mississippi and we say a fox is getting married
Wow you’re late
@@noemiesparza6076 lol well yeah. I just rewatched it not to long ago and decided to comment
In France, we say :
''Where is the rainbow ?!"
Nice comment, and here is 100 likes bro.
are u from France?
@@niamhdonnelly296 Yes
oui par contre j’ai jamais entendu “le diable frappe sa femme et marrie sa fille”🤷♀️
@@ashleywiles611 ouai moi non plus
I don't think I've ever heard Canadians saying a phrase for it besides the literal "sun and cloud"
In South Africa, when it rains while the sun is out, we call it “Fox marries Wolf’s Wife”
"And that's why I'm a furry."
-James
i saw Scotch's Goat
Olivia Alberto Im pretty happy cus I am also a furry. Nice to know there are youtubers I like who are furries.
MangoCat It was a joke
MangoCat im a furry tooo
Fucking furries
Up north(or at least Washington) “devil beating his wife” is just “orphan tears”
FREAKING ORPHAN TEARS
Ayy, look!
_o r p h a n t e a r s_
ye, it’s raining hard out here in Seattle Washington with no sun so I guess I should call it Orphan Tears since we never GET ANY SUN
Its always raining up here in Washington
Yess My favorite weather is
o r p h a n t e a r s
for the orphan, at least most bags of chips are family sized.
Hi guys ! Wanna know a way to not be bored during ads. We’ll just go onto comments ! It’s so much fun hope you enjoyed this tip guys ❤
“ The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter” sounds more like an Alabama thing than an French thing
im from al and yea it kinda does
Mean
I can agree on that one time i was driving in Alabama and i saw a shot gun on a bilboard
H o m e s w e e t a l a b a m a
yeah same
Here in England... We call it “Huh.... Look its the sun”
I live in England to
Is England your city?
MaX no we say
Get it coz it’s hardly ever sunny hahahahahaIWANNADIEhahahahha
Oi oi mate its the bloody sun ai'ght*
MaX oh look! It’s a hairless unicorn in Ireland!
I live in Louisiana, my dad told me it was "the devil's wife forgot to butter his biscuits"
When he talked about the time one I got an ad saying “When you wan’t to get a better understanding of the assignment..”
"The devil is marrying his daughter"
ALABAMA 100
thx 4 likes btw :)
#ddm your funny coments
@@thetortleman6441 wrong channel mate
Lol
FOR REAL THO
The North of France is known for incest so more like "Roubaix 100"
"the devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
sounds like something that would happen in greek mythology
Except it wouldn’t be the devil because that’s basically Hades, and that’s way more of a Zeus thing
lol underrated
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that in Liberia, the Devil and his wife are apparently fighting over a chicken bone?
7:04
@@thembigstonks7016 We all fight over a chicken once in a while.
Never heard the marrying daughter part....
This man could have picked any other gerneral when rewriting the ceaser joke but decied to pick one of the most controveisal men that has ever lived
I think this is like my 10th video in the James playlist that I’m watching lol
so if you smell yourself.......
you lose weight?
Edit 4/10/2021: Guys this is a joke calm down
It just comes back through your nostrils
oh im stupid lol
Ass
Top 10 questions science still can't answer
I wish
“Fly safe!”
James: i have no control over that!
“Fly safe!”
Me: you too
Hi sisters
That’s what I said when someone said “happy birthday” 😞✌️
Waitress: Enjoy you’re meal!
Me: Thanks, you too
“Neaaaa I’m TheOdd1sOut who cares” 😂
Bro HAD his existential crisis.
Question if jake paul has 9m subs does that mean everyone who subscribed to him is brain dead?
Yep
I'm desperate For likes yeah
Yes
maybe he made 9 million fake accounts
I'm desperate For likes Yeah.... it does.
James: Every time we smell something, it gets a little lighter.
Me: bETteR StARt SmeLLiNg tHE wEighTs
Great joke. 👍👍
True
IAMSANDWICHGOD
Ok
100th like hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahajahahhahahajahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahah
I think James is the only other person who can draw Jaiden’s hair
Who is from Tennesse??😀
Me
Did anyone notice on 6:55, the last sentence of the paragraph "Devils" says "The devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone." I was dying. xD
TNTr00p3r 0721 yep and the telugu one too. Right above 'devils'.
Omg it actually does 😂😂
TNTr00p3r 0721 in Liberia
lol over a chicken bone
Lo Liberia