I absolutely love this guy. Every time, he sounds surprised than anyone has joined his channel, and then goes on to describe what he's doing. From his zoom camera to his drome, this gentleman is pure class. Absolutely brilliant every time. He deserves more than 13.8k followers.....
" I've come a long way on Ma Bike " did you see the one where he asked them if they had a puncture repair kit ? Now that was funny ! 🤣🤣 Then at another place that did fish and chips he asked security if they got them free. 😂😂
Most who take the sia licence are 1.on the dole and the dole pay it for them. 2. Recent immigrants and the home office pay it for them. They know about as much about the law as my balls do about eating cabbage
They may be meaningless but the point of the sia licence, is to help avoid tax evasion by the thousands of security staff working part time up and down the country. If you have a record of who is working in security, where and when, you have an idea of who should be paying tax. This is particularly relevant for weekend door staff/bouncers.
The Castrol Technology Centre is on the grounds of the former Bozedown House. Castrol located a research centre to the estate in the 1950s and purchased the property in 1976. BP acquired Castrol in 2000. Original Bozedown House and farm constructed c. 1870 and during WW2 they took in 18 children evacuees. Just north of the campus is a Y shaped building which was the Bozedown Windmill location. Several articles highlight the Bozeman House history of Castrol's site. Great to see how several buildings have been repurposed and newer ones blending in. At the research centre, Castrol is developing immersion cooling systems for data centres. Neat history to the location and great video! 👍⭐⭐⭐⭐
I worked here for about 10 years, I'm so glad you have done this one. They test and make oil but are so twitchy about security. I never saw any protesters in all my time there 😂
Who else comes on here not really caring who the companies are just enjoying the comedy and the reactions! You live miles away yet you come on your bike, your house seems to be from Bristol to Reading and I love it!
If you're always on high alert, then you're never on high alert. It's a documented fact that human beings cannot maintain a high level of alertness for a long time. There is an inevitable relaxation that happens. Trying to always be at high alert is one of the biggest security issues you can have.
Your voice is calm, sought of captivating. They were all mesmerized for a moment, tell you the truth so was I 😂 under the spell of Pure Audits😀. The lady pretty much sussed you out in the end. Quite an amazing Skunk works, that Castrol place. Great audit and drone footage PA. 👍
Lovely audit Pure. Nice to see a company not rushing to dial 999 Another amazing drone flight too, wasn't expecting to see all of that either 👍 The audit was excellent in every aspect.
The young big lad with the muscles was so nice but never finished a sentence bless him. You couldnt make up these characters. They get so suspicious over absolutely nothing. And foreign man in black needs to re train. Chased away with an axe was genius. So was asking to charge up your drone. Again PA. You are proving you are the BEST auditor. 👌
Sometimes You get chased away with an axe... 17:35 Hahahahaha good job. The metal detector classic with a spade. Been really fun with your videos. Good work...
Agree we still need oil for all sorts of things, but in the UK most grid power is coal, gas, nuclear, with some wind and solar. Diesel only in isolated and emergency locations.
Wow, the first contact is like employing a potato you missed the year before during harvest, found it by turning over the soil for the peas, gave it a high viz and sent it on a course
'Strange ' is a security guard that knows his job and the drone laws. EVERY security guard should have a Drone App and when they go to a new site they should check it , it avoids them like looking like ignoramouses.
Do we have any English people working for these company's majority all bloody foreigner s country is knackered keep up the good work the followers will come mate
You know eventually it will be illegal for public to fly drones and when auditors turn up at companies the representative will be saying things like 'its ok i know you can fly a drone over there's nothing i can do about it', the world is back to front. 🤣😂❤️🇬🇧
I absolutely love this guy. Every time, he sounds surprised than anyone has joined his channel, and then goes on to describe what he's doing. From his zoom camera to his drome, this gentleman is pure class.
Absolutely brilliant every time.
He deserves more than 13.8k followers.....
Thank you !
@@Doctortigger-m1b They always think he's entering the building, and hopping fences. But he isn't, he has a zoom camera so he can stay outside. 😺👍
@@G.D71 I think so, I'm sure he said so in an older video. 🤔
" I've come a long way on Ma Bike " did you see the one where he asked them if they had a puncture repair kit ? Now that was funny ! 🤣🤣 Then at another place that did fish and chips he asked security if they got them free. 😂😂
Yeah when pure started I wasn't to sure but he's developed his own style and has become one of my favorite auditors.
Another brilliant episode. "chased away with an axe" 😂 pure comedy gold 👏👏👏👍
"I'm not comin' in" - Always makes me laugh 😁
The first security guard proves just how pointless the SIA course and licence is. If he can pass the tests then they are meaningless.
The SIA training focuses on Terror Threat Awareness and First Aid. That's about it.
Most who take the sia licence are 1.on the dole and the dole pay it for them. 2. Recent immigrants and the home office pay it for them. They know about as much about the law as my balls do about eating cabbage
They may be meaningless but the point of the sia licence, is to help avoid tax evasion by the thousands of security staff working part time up and down the country. If you have a record of who is working in security, where and when, you have an idea of who should be paying tax. This is particularly relevant for weekend door staff/bouncers.
some schools just give the answers during the exams and it makes the SIA license pointless as others have said
@@TellyMan200 Exactly. I know they do from personal experience.
Pure Audits is the only auditor I watch now. Brilliant comedy and no unnecessary nastiness...From him anyway 😅
Thank you 🙏
The more I watch him, the more I love his content, and I'm a retired old geezer.
how many foreigners are in this country telling british people what they cant do ?
Too many
Have you got socket? I need to charge my drone. 😂😅😊...brilliant!. Better even than can I use your toilet????
Hilarious
You can always jog on and watch other stuff....@bensmith5231
@@chrisknott1121 he'd be done over by this auditor 😜
Will the last Englishman please turn the lights off...
One of the best out there. Keep up the good work, PA. The catchphrases are brilliant! He thinks you’re coming in!
Thank you so much. That is very kind of you. I’ll try and get some good ones in for you!
"Have you got a socket?" - excellent!!
The Castrol Technology Centre is on the grounds of the former Bozedown House. Castrol located a research centre to the estate in the 1950s and purchased the property in 1976. BP acquired Castrol in 2000. Original Bozedown House and farm constructed c. 1870 and during WW2 they took in 18 children evacuees. Just north of the campus is a Y shaped building which was the Bozedown Windmill location. Several articles highlight the Bozeman House history of Castrol's site. Great to see how several buildings have been repurposed and newer ones blending in. At the research centre, Castrol is developing immersion cooling systems for data centres.
Neat history to the location and great video! 👍⭐⭐⭐⭐
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I worked here for about 10 years, I'm so glad you have done this one.
They test and make oil but are so twitchy about security.
I never saw any protesters in all my time there 😂
Really decent people. "Naaah I've got an app" gets me every time 🤣Wouldn't PA make a wonderful teacher? The kids would adore you PA! Nice one 👍
Thank you 🙏
@@PureAudits You're welcome. Just speaking as I find it. Thank you too for the great videos 👍
british security guards ...not alowed
Who else comes on here not really caring who the companies are just enjoying the comedy and the reactions!
You live miles away yet you come on your bike, your house seems to be from Bristol to Reading and I love it!
10000 tourists take photos every min in London breaking LAWS
🤣🤣 " Chased away .........with an axe " ! 🤣🤣
If you're always on high alert, then you're never on high alert. It's a documented fact that human beings cannot maintain a high level of alertness for a long time. There is an inevitable relaxation that happens. Trying to always be at high alert is one of the biggest security issues you can have.
@MickG-q7z He meant "high priority" in relation to your own wishes.
I am hoping for the day when you say “but I’ve come a long way…” and they change their mind.
Or, "But, it's wafer thin...", "Oh well, in that case, go ahead!"
SIA badge about as much use as a chocolate fireguard
Love the sarcastic little bits! So funny 😂
Love the “do you have a socket “ bit. Ever changing the script, well done Sir.
When the security walked away I thought he was going for a lie down. 🤣🤣
The best site to watch great entertaining content. Kep up the great work. Pure class and always a gentleman!
Thank you 🙏
😂😂Once you say 'I've got an app' PA the world suddenly seems a much more beautiful place.
Lovely film, thank you!
Thank you 🙏
Why does Pure always go abroad to film these video. If he stayed in the UK we would be able to understand the security guards.
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The best out there by a long way this bloke is.🙂
Thank you 🙏
Your voice is calm, sought of captivating.
They were all mesmerized for a moment, tell you the truth so was I 😂 under the spell of Pure Audits😀. The lady pretty much sussed you out in the end.
Quite an amazing Skunk works, that Castrol place.
Great audit and drone footage PA.
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Thanks for watching 👍
PA you are in the master class of comedy wind ups keep it up it's better than any television shows 😂😂
Thank you 🙏
Although unaware of the law, the staff were awesome, wonderfully diplomatic, polite and friendly. Great stuff PA as always.
You should have 10x the amount of subscribers. I really like your channel.
100%
thank you!🙏
He's growing at a decent rate. All takes time.
Lovely audit Pure. Nice to see a company not rushing to dial 999 Another amazing drone flight too, wasn't expecting to see all of that either 👍 The audit was excellent in every aspect.
Thank you @sappa10
"Sometimes you get chased away with an axe" 😂😂😂
Best new line, lol. Must use that one again.
I must say that i found the 'open mindedness' of those concerned here, very refreshing! Compliments all round!!😊
Thank you 🙏
@@PureAudits My pleasure! & thanks also PA!
Imagine, just stepped out of the dinghy and already working, you have to be impressed.
Nice little video this one, and nice people not to hostile . Looks so much better for the company when they are polite
I love it when you play dumb. "It's OK, I have a high vis!"
😂🤣😂i cant believe you asked if you could charge up your drone🤣😂🤣brilliant 😂🤣😂😁👍
Another friendly encounter. All of them where actually quite nice. Good one!
Great video Mr. Pure , the staff came across well.
What did the security guard see that he thought was strange?
An English man?
What a great set of staff. 👍
The young big lad with the muscles was so nice but never finished a sentence bless him. You couldnt make up these characters.
They get so suspicious over absolutely nothing.
And foreign man in black needs to re train.
Chased away with an axe was genius. So was asking to charge up your drone.
Again PA. You are proving you are the BEST auditor. 👌
Thank you 🙏
Doesn't know Buckingham Palace, Windsor or Heathrow airport but he does know made up UK aviation laws over commercial sites 😂
Good one pal. Always the highlight of my day 👍
Brilliantly entertaining 👍👍👍👍👍
Very nice staff. A refreshing change from the normal paranoid, aggressive staff you encounter.
"Have you got aircon in that little hut?" 😂😁
I'm guessing 90% of these security guards are ex mariners, having sailed the channel.
PA peddled all the way to South Africe ! That's commitment ! Haha
All joking aside, they turned out to be nice people. Lovely.
Sometimes You get chased away with an axe... 17:35 Hahahahaha good job. The metal detector classic with a spade. Been really fun with your videos. Good work...
I love the approach you take
Where you come from - you got i.d.?
Ironic innit !
Best laugh of the day 😂 staff like that help make a good video
"chased away with an axe".........fell off my chair!!!!!!
You are by far the best. Your interactions are funny as hell !
Thank you👍
Really enjoy how you explain everything your going to do very calmly and informative. Lol also have you a socket fir me to charge my Drone lol ❤😂😂😂
That first security guard was clearly on something 😳 couldn't even put one sentence together .
The drone is wafer thin, does anyone remember John Cleese saying a similar thing to Mr Creasote just before he exploded 😂
As always, brilliant video PA!
Thank You 🙏
Pure never fails to entertain....coming up with new hilarious comebacks all the time ,, he is our new number one!
Thanks 👍
When people tell you " you can't fly a drone "that you bought with your own money over a place they don't own, always makes .e laugh
The first security gaurd, he's cool you can hear his brain working like and old clock.
I feel like we should have a bingo card ready for these audits. I have an app, I’ve come on my by bike, look, it’s wafer thin…….
Wafer thin 😂
Another great video mate. 👍👍
i love the comment about charging up your phone
“ how does that grab ya “, haven’t heard the expression in years.
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Old school. Fabulous 🎉
😂
"Last of the mohicans" ringtone 😉👍
Have you got a socket in your gatehouse so I can charge my drone. Brilliant.😂😂
Theres literally cctv all over the UK filming everyone 24/7 😂
Your always up for a laugh when you come brilliant video again
Thank you 🙏
the EV chargers get their electricity from generators which is usually ran by diesel so we still need oil
Agree we still need oil for all sorts of things, but in the UK most grid power is coal, gas, nuclear, with some wind and solar. Diesel only in isolated and emergency locations.
Do you know what an app is 😂😂😂😂 it nails them every time😂
Best "Auditor" He's got a natural charm, but also tough when he needs to be.
Thank you 🙏
Another great vid,keep up the good work!
PA: "Sometimes I get chased with an axe"😅
" chased away with an axe" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great content. May I ask what model Drone do you use please?
Yep - mini3 pro. 👍
I love when he says " ive come on me bike ". ...and ive got me camera...😅. ...
Here is a line you could possibly use in future .(just ccecking if there any holes in you fence) keep the good work going.
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comedy gold listning to these two at the start . you couldnt make it up 🤣🤣🤣
Internet phone blocker once again a couple of good one liners keep it up 😀😀😂
I end up whistling that tune all day and I don't even know what it is.
Wow, the first contact is like employing a potato you missed the year before during harvest, found it by turning over the soil for the peas, gave it a high viz and sent it on a course
'Strange ' is a security guard that knows his job and the drone laws. EVERY security guard should have a Drone App and when they go to a new site they should check it , it avoids them like looking like ignoramouses.
Another comedy classic....well done PA. Make sure you have your PPE to protect you against the axes.
😂😂😂
Friendly staff and security, just how it should be!
They did well after the initial 'not allowed', fair play to them!
Looked like it was a lovely old house at one time.
One day, that hi-viz will gain you access 😂
GDPR - doesn't matter if it's in public or private. They have to provide access to that data to the data subject.
I’m not coming in 😂 I’m staying out. 😂
U really play the fool very good enjoy your videos 😂😂😂😂
Sometimes I get chased away with an axe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do we have any English people working for these company's majority all bloody foreigner s country is knackered keep up the good work the followers will come mate
chased away with an axe 😂
You know eventually it will be illegal for public to fly drones and when auditors turn up at companies the representative will be saying things like 'its ok i know you can fly a drone over there's nothing i can do about it', the world is back to front. 🤣😂❤️🇬🇧
The 'Secret' ringtone is 'Last of the Mohicans', if you are interested! Shhh! Don't tell anybody!
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Did the Secruity-Manger, just throw, one of his employees under the bus, 14.14🤔
Yep 🤣🤣🤣
Do they allow people to drive past the site? 😅
One of your best where can I get a phone blocker?
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