The Worst Bus Driver In Germany (The Bus)

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  • @TheSakox
    @TheSakox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    dude imagine your bus driver suddenly screaming "BURGER KINGGG???" and then pulling a super hard right to the drive through lmao

    • @CadetsLeague
      @CadetsLeague 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Been there... it was White Castle tho 😂

    • @Inuwoodx
      @Inuwoodx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had this on a over land ride. I was the only person in the bus. He asked me " Do you mind If we get something?" I said no and we got us some Burger King.

    • @cvbn20000
      @cvbn20000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      been there w/ crappy middleschool busdrivers lmao

  • @oraclerat
    @oraclerat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    ive never felt more anxiety watching someone play a driving simulator before

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was wheeping so hard through all of this jesus christ-

  • @XThePrincessOfMusicX
    @XThePrincessOfMusicX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "A Burger King?!?!" SQWEEEEEEEB
    OMFGGGGG

  • @IveeTheVoodooDoll
    @IveeTheVoodooDoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    This was pure gold from start to finish.

  • @wordtomyflag
    @wordtomyflag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    POV: you're Luna sitting in her car seat listening to dad rant about sandwiches

    • @beameyzed
      @beameyzed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This fucking killed me.

  • @GuiPloo
    @GuiPloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I wish they made a game like this where you can play as a passenger, so the streamer could pick their viewers up and you could actually talk to each other ingame. This video left me in tears, NL is pure comedy in human form.

  • @MaximilianWWW
    @MaximilianWWW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    As a Berliner: NL is only slightly worse than the actual bus drivers.

    • @nuklearwanze
      @nuklearwanze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not by a lot though

    • @ChicaneryBear
      @ChicaneryBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People actually get the bus in Germany? Every time I was there people were pure train boys.

    • @26Nv
      @26Nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially for the TXL bus driver

    • @ChicaneryBear
      @ChicaneryBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Liesel217 fair enough. I spent a few months working in Hamburg and it was all private cars or trains.

    • @originalkhawk
      @originalkhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ChicaneryBear most people try to avoid the bus, as the usual bus driver only drives slightly beter than NL, can't blame them for not wanting to take the bus if they can avoid it

  • @marwaniithewildassofmesopo7252
    @marwaniithewildassofmesopo7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    How this man will drive a bus and never check his mirrors instills in me an intense, primal fear

    • @jayford1482
      @jayford1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We don't need mirrors where we're going

    • @sventheultimate
      @sventheultimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What's behind you is in the past.
      You only have to look forward.

    • @joewilson3393
      @joewilson3393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The camera's are all you need to record the accidents. These passengers need to get where they are going, no time to stop and file reports.

    • @metamoferrous7287
      @metamoferrous7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot like the bus drivers here in England.

  • @unveiling807
    @unveiling807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a driving simulator ever.

    • @TacoSnipezZ
      @TacoSnipezZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “Burger King?!” *cranks wheel*
      Crying.

    • @furkan123222
      @furkan123222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think i never laughed so much in a good while

    • @Tanish129
      @Tanish129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @alcopo63q
      @alcopo63q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I have no idea what it is, maybe his serious demeanor, but this was one of those videos which required me to compose myself afterwards.

    • @acehardy3629
      @acehardy3629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TacoSnipezZ what an amazing idea, in an instant, a journey was taken, a man, his bus, and the invisible wall she told you not to worry about

  • @daseul0314
    @daseul0314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    This is like watching one of my recurring nightmares of losing control while driving

    • @richogerheide7291
      @richogerheide7291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've been in a ton of car accidents unfortunately. It is EXACTLY like watching this video, but in real life.

  • @davidhong1934
    @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Preparing for the inevitable driving lesson with "The Baby"

  • @briandusek5297
    @briandusek5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I have never had so much anxiety watching someone have to continuously merge
    Edit: I commented this at the beginning of the video and let me say I had no idea what the frick I was in for

  • @sulfurbugs
    @sulfurbugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    This is NL’s revenge for having to play that other godforsaken driving game

  • @dougmaccaferri1846
    @dougmaccaferri1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    4:55 Me after failing the "I have food at home" talk with myself for the 100th time.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I like how this game has 1 sound effect, the skrrt air compression of the brakes.

    • @magicalcapi9148
      @magicalcapi9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's good. This way we can't hear the screams of people scared for their lives
      I can't blame them

  • @readmylipsmum1079
    @readmylipsmum1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "I'm a bus, the rules don't apply to me" my man speaking like a true bus driver

  • @TheCrybn
    @TheCrybn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Holy shit that BK drive through bit had me crying. This is the best video NL has made in a bit.

  • @Zarkawi17
    @Zarkawi17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    NL is driving like this is GTA half the time and just not really even looking at the road the other half lol. This is some incredible content.

  • @xoxMatch
    @xoxMatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    22:40 from this point onward i've gone to the fricking pogersphere, bye bye
    Please eggfather, we need more of this.

  • @kaythough9604
    @kaythough9604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    NL was a bus driver in his past life. A bus driver who died in a tragic bussing accident. They will always be remembered for their ability to arrive, and depart, at bus stops early. Except for the time they got the bus stuck on the sidewalk between two street signs. r.i.p.

  • @davides6710
    @davides6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    For me, the most comedic element is the fact that he gets more and more reckless as he realizes that there's no consequences to what he does as long as he gets to the next stop in time.

    • @calinguga
      @calinguga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      all with the straightest face

  • @leester321
    @leester321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “This guys off the frickin map”, as he is phasing his thumb through his phone

  • @bool.
    @bool. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The moment NL spotted the burger king he was unleashed. Truly incredible gameplay.

  • @necros04
    @necros04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a resident of Berlin I can confirm that Bus drivers are allowed to to take special shortcuts to get some extra time for Burger King Drive In pauses and car vaporization technique practice sessions.

  • @sventheultimate
    @sventheultimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Blazing through the red light, then going "Excuse me sir, I have the right of way".
    Amazing stuff.

  • @Relhio
    @Relhio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This game looks excruciatingly realistic, and I feel like I'm stuck in this horrible driving nightmare, but I'm awake and it won't stop giving me road anxiety.

  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's like that movie, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"

    • @jayfelk1310
      @jayfelk1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Speed" is the movie you're looking for!

  • @officialnucky
    @officialnucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't believe the mad man went through the Burger King drive-thru and still arrived at the next stop 1 minute early

  • @PLJogging
    @PLJogging 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This felt like a therapy session that uncovered NL's visceral hatred of bus drivers

  • @EnneaX
    @EnneaX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Everything that happened after he got pushed off the street by the police was comedic gold

  • @Ch4rmander
    @Ch4rmander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For a minute I was hoping he'd play this seriously but this might be better. The game looks good though. I live in Berlin and I think it actually captures it pretty well, I even recognized various places

  • @Danaredlp
    @Danaredlp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tbh pulling into burgerking on a whim was hilarious.

  • @Tassooow
    @Tassooow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm losing my mind laughing at this. Your calm commentary while you drive like a maniac is gold

  • @moooseman3
    @moooseman3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:18 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

  • @GigaChadMob
    @GigaChadMob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

  • @trennin
    @trennin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm not one for hyperbole but this is the funniest youtube video ive ever seen and ive seen a couple of youtube videos

  • @UminokenOshanu
    @UminokenOshanu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im dying, hits a police car, gets lodged between a building and a streetlight, then the absolute golden Mr Tornadowheels comment, finishing with the two people whipping out their phones to cancel NL

  • @whimthelynx
    @whimthelynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i think this is the hardest i've laughed in a while and its from a bus simulator omg

  • @explosivejamba2344
    @explosivejamba2344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the greatest NL content I think I've ever seen. My cheeks hurt and I can't stop laughing.

    • @ytjho
      @ytjho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I honestly laughed so hard that I lost my breath and started squealing😂

  • @richogerheide7291
    @richogerheide7291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm watching the road!"
    *_Proceeds to not watch the road and veer into the other lane_*

  • @Alex-ih9lc
    @Alex-ih9lc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NL and uncommon simulators are a match made in heaven, unique visuals plus his face words.

  • @janedelmonico1494
    @janedelmonico1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly this got way funnier than I thought it would, it took awhile, but damn it, you won me over, NL

  • @EnvyTheHate
    @EnvyTheHate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    By far one of the best videos you've ever made.

  • @sjsharks0510
    @sjsharks0510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Okay this was so much more pog rich than I had expected. Please let there be more

  • @KatzIzzbored
    @KatzIzzbored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm literally crying this whole video is straight pogs. Can't believe I nearly missed it, shoutout to the dude in the subreddit who called it out for the masterpiece that it is.

  • @AzureRei
    @AzureRei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I want "NL is my bus driver ASMR" where he tells me anecdotes about his day while yelling at traffic.

  • @Jmdeleeuw-
    @Jmdeleeuw- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That tweeting bit was actually the funniest shit I have ever seen.

  • @grizzlygamer7566
    @grizzlygamer7566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ryan Obliterating a cop car and slamming into a wall " now this a doozy ". Like fuck dude it sure is 😂

  • @emlos
    @emlos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i have my driving exam in three days and gotta say nl is really boosting my confidence

  • @Lilium213
    @Lilium213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NL: *plays the bus*
    Me fantasizing about a euro truck simulator stream full of amazing banter: "One of these days..."

  • @michaelb8978
    @michaelb8978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the best video I've ever seen.

  • @saintleibowitz8401
    @saintleibowitz8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nl be driving like a baltimore bus. "oh i'm here early, better just leave early" as me and five other people are sprinting to the stop

  • @sciencesweetly8720
    @sciencesweetly8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I am ON THE POG BUS. Let’s Go!

  • @CopenhagenRayne
    @CopenhagenRayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "invisable walls" proceeds to tear his bus om the curb he was hitting

  • @singlenator9138
    @singlenator9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last bus stop was definitely within sight of the bus trap and they chose to board anyways

  • @thedudewhoabides69
    @thedudewhoabides69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1:44 I spent 8 years as a taxi driver, driving mostly drunk people on night shifts and no one insulted me quite like you did egg man. But all is forgiven since I can't remember ever laughing this hard at a short 30 min Let's Play. This was golden!

  • @ilmu011
    @ilmu011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live in Germany and I would really love if bus drivers just randomly stopped at Burger King and asked "u want somethin?"

  • @SteelyDanzig
    @SteelyDanzig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NL said "Burger King!" with more enthusiasm than I've ever had for anything in my life

  • @09stir
    @09stir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This night be the greatest video I've watched in 2021 so far

  • @XThePrincessOfMusicX
    @XThePrincessOfMusicX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Okay but this whole video was killer, i literally can't breathe XD

  • @colinpaton3304
    @colinpaton3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was lucky enough to catch this live, and all I have to say is: please watch this, you will not be disappointed.

  • @eugoth4285
    @eugoth4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That was the greatest intro to ever exist

  • @johndodd6908
    @johndodd6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I believe that beep means slow-down? *Slams into cop-car*

  • @maximegagnier8448
    @maximegagnier8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We can see it's a simulation, there's nobody talking about their life to the bus driver for an akward amount of time.

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NL feels like the type of bus driver to break geneva conventions while driving through berlin

  • @JoelRoggeman
    @JoelRoggeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan: "The Bus"
    TH-cam: "Euro Truck Simulator 2"

  • @icantranch9398
    @icantranch9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was not prepared for the driving in this video after City Car Driver

  • @endersdragon34
    @endersdragon34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The bus is for thrill seekers". As someone who has been on many buses in South Korea I can testify to this.

  • @Jack-dk7uu
    @Jack-dk7uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As soon as he no longer has to obey the driving instructor, the man goes off the rails

    • @artman40
      @artman40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And sometimes, on the rails.

    • @Jack-dk7uu
      @Jack-dk7uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artman40 Buses are actually allowed to drive on the tram lines here, wonder if it's the same in Berlin?

    • @artman40
      @artman40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jack-dk7uu Even if the tram line is on grass?

    • @Jack-dk7uu
      @Jack-dk7uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@artman40 Hmm probably not

  • @Undeafeatedable
    @Undeafeatedable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The driving segments of games NL plays are unironically some of my most anticipated segments of a let's play. I can't think of one where i wasn't doubled over laughing.

  • @real_rex2253
    @real_rex2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video was more of an ab workout than a driving simulator one

  • @MelodicTurtleMetal
    @MelodicTurtleMetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best thing I've seen a while. It's a pity the game isn't more polished

  • @grain_death
    @grain_death 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was wondering when the jokair personality was gonna come back but I never thought a bus simulator would be the thing to bring it back

  • @chiikn2702
    @chiikn2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genuinely one of the best videos I've ever watched. Crying laughing from like minute one. The slow descent into chaos was perfect and I was pogging every second of the video.

  • @RealKingChief
    @RealKingChief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video cracked me up good - haven't a had a good laugh like this in a long while. Absolutely phenomenal video NL.

  • @gebrotet
    @gebrotet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a german, this is how busdrivers drive here. Good Job Ryan

  • @hypnotoad311
    @hypnotoad311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine waiting at a bus stop, then seeing your bus flying down towards you at like 50 mph, blowing a red light then busting a back window out on a street lamp before it screeches to a halt at the bus stop and slowly opens its door.

  • @HeadsetRuler
    @HeadsetRuler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this video made me have a 28 minute long panic attack

  • @liamifortner4323
    @liamifortner4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was greeted by a man staring into my soul through my screen. Pog

  • @jameslangridge8849
    @jameslangridge8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This episode is pure gold. Thanks NL

  • @YamaZombies
    @YamaZombies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Do everything by the book. We're doing everything by the book today."
    IDK what book you're reading NL, but I don't think it's the right one.

  • @Skari0Music
    @Skari0Music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wanna see him fly a ship in Elite: Dangerous now

  • @ucer0
    @ucer0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    How the hell does NL find these games I swear

    • @Emma-oo4vb
      @Emma-oo4vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's pure gold

    • @keyworksurfer
      @keyworksurfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This one's actually a pretty significant release for transportation sim fans.

    • @ethhics
      @ethhics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man, don't dive into the abyss that is Bus Simulator. I vividly remember playing the 2009 version, crashing into another bus and flying across the whole map lol

  • @ctn3850
    @ctn3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know how you made a bus driving simulator entertaining, but you did it.

  • @HerSword
    @HerSword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i completely lost it at the burger king

  • @SlightlyMiscalculated
    @SlightlyMiscalculated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't think I've laughed so hard than "Burger King?!" AGGRESSIVE TURN

  • @TheTintedHalo
    @TheTintedHalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I rarely watch streams, but this might have been the most fun I've ever had watching one. I wish NL would play this every day, perhaps when he retires from isaac.

  • @Oblio1942
    @Oblio1942 ปีที่แล้ว

    the wastegate flutter makes this driving so much better

  • @michaelgutierrez2564
    @michaelgutierrez2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't think I could laugh this hard at someone playing a driving simulator. Yet here we are.

  • @kenziph
    @kenziph 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't taken the public transport for such a long time that I've totally missed they actually increased their prices for the AB ticket to 3€.
    But really funny to me that I actually recognize where he's driving. :D

  • @MrNjsteele
    @MrNjsteele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't laughed this hard in years, im literally vibrating I was laughing so hard. Thank NL, great stuff.

  • @beatlesrol456
    @beatlesrol456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why is this the funniest video NL has ever made

  • @Bloxeh
    @Bloxeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had spicier rides on the txl line before, not gonna lie. One night 2 guys started punching each other and one crashing into the back window. One lady used to little hammer to crack another window in panic. Bus driver just used comms in a bored way: "well thanks, you all gotta get off now, I'll have to bring the bus in." And he just drove off with windows clanking down. Just another day in Berlin.
    - BVG, weil wir dich lieben

  • @Tchakkazulu
    @Tchakkazulu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: Ramming into something.
    NL, an intellectual: Physics braking.

  • @Koziolrh
    @Koziolrh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine the nightmare of actually being on that damn bus poggy

  • @austinvanderveer213
    @austinvanderveer213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This gives me anxiety man

  • @alm8617
    @alm8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    NL fully ramming into cars and buildings and then complaining about invisible walls had me cry-laughing this whole video is art

  • @guardianofwillpower
    @guardianofwillpower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is just how people drive in Vancouver

  • @just_clayton7633
    @just_clayton7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hey Suez Canal. You know that new sound you been looking for? Well listen to this!!”

  • @andrewp6738
    @andrewp6738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have not had such gut-busting laughs in a long time. the two millennial tweeters reappearing at 26:08, to no reaction from NL at all, had me doubled over