Losing my mind imagining the driving instructor in the car, sitting next to a bald man who shouts at every car on the road, tells the people ahead of him to jump the red light, and then becomes so over-stimulated that he honks his horn a dozen times before taking his seatbelt off.
NL: "You wanna talk, let's talk, you wanna not talk, let's not". Also, NL, unprovoked: HEY HOW YA DOING YOU ALRIGHT, WE GOT MINTS. Also also NL: I'd rather not talk. Also also also NL: WHAT AREYADOIN IN TOWN? 1/5, I didn't wanna talk.
NL during his driving test: honking excessively at other cars, cuts in front of a car, then takes his seatbelt off and sticks his head out of the window to yell at the car behind him. Instructor: This is fine. Please take a U-turn in the middle of that intersection.
It boggles my mind how often he is wrong yet is convinced he's right. Like yeah go ahead do a U-Turn, the dude that has the right of way to your literal right will surely wait for you.
Funny fact: I've failed my driving test 2 out of 3 times in less than 3 minutes. (Literally on first turn!) That was nightmare for me on 3rd time, but i managed to pass it))
Every time NL does something and then is like "BUT WHYYYYY" like bruh you ran a red light whatd you expect lol. Don't cover up the lights with your car, but also like why are their lights so hard to see anyway
EXIT THE ROUNDABOUT AT THE FIFTH EXIT -> "that doesnt count, one was closed!!!!". Bro, do you like skip Doors when you're told to enter the fifth room and the first 4 doors are closed?
This dude is always this kuku? :D Using left signal, turns right... YELLING at game for pointing this fact out... XD And that is still not a stop sign XD
Dude you should not have a license wtf. I've been driving for like 4 years at this point and the literal only accident I had was bumping the neighbor's car when parking.
I feel like this game was made by someone who read the drivers manual and was like "yes, this alone is driving, forget real world conditions, everyone should drive like this." And because of this game being so by the book, NL will realize that at the end of the day he might be the asshole on the road no one wants to deal with.
isaac as usual, dark souls, valheim, loop hero, chess - "sub par games", alt f4 banter is some of the best ever - "lacking content". some people just try their hardest to be disappointed. i hope you'll eventually allow yourselves to enjoy the new videos. otherwise, there's 15000 old ones, i'm sure you don't know all of them by heart.
He doesn't have that much time with the baby and it's more effective to just stream and then dumping it here, and apparently Twitch pays a lot more than TH-cam and it's more friendly towards creators so that's the way many of them are taking. Blame TH-cam.
Roundabouts are dumb NL don't worry, they are the worst thing civil engineers ever invented. One accident and then everyone is having a bad day on the road.
I was fully convinced NL sent this game to the shadow realm after the last video. Surprised to see another installment.
I am very grateful, watching this has been incredible. Rojo caliente series.
"I'd be a good uber driver"
"Which one of these is the brake?"
He should have said "average uber driver"
Losing my mind imagining the driving instructor in the car, sitting next to a bald man who shouts at every car on the road, tells the people ahead of him to jump the red light, and then becomes so over-stimulated that he honks his horn a dozen times before taking his seatbelt off.
And then he goes "I don't know what you want from me. Why did I fail?"
Doing a U-turn in this game is like fighting Blue Baby on the chest with base damage.
"who needs a rear vision mirror when I'm an owl" absolutely sent me.
NL: "You wanna talk, let's talk, you wanna not talk, let's not".
Also, NL, unprovoked: HEY HOW YA DOING YOU ALRIGHT, WE GOT MINTS.
Also also NL: I'd rather not talk.
Also also also NL: WHAT AREYADOIN IN TOWN?
1/5, I didn't wanna talk.
NL during his driving test: honking excessively at other cars, cuts in front of a car, then takes his seatbelt off and sticks his head out of the window to yell at the car behind him.
Instructor: This is fine. Please take a U-turn in the middle of that intersection.
"Is this a roguelike?"
Damn, it's really IS a roguelike.
If u think about it, driving is just chess with cars
how
1:16 - ''Oh, ugh I'd like to see that man arrested please'' This phrase combined with the slight undertones of salt completely sent me dude.
I love how it devolved into reassigning the horn button and using the horn as much as you did. 😂
Just got here from watching NL at the register. Now I'm watching him behind the wheel. Weird, blessed content.
Combined with the DS Randomizer, it's truly a blessed era
This series is soooo funny, the sheer pain and confusion is insane! Love the content NL
Anybody else notice the car in the rearview hit an ill bunny hop at 11:09
Good looks bruh💯💯
I was actually crying laughing glad someone saw
Patience simulator
But Ryan has none
Thank you for keeping me going Ryan. We appreciate you.
The episode got so much better after he found the horn button.
i cant believe how pogged i am at watching an egg fail the same left-turn for the 5th time
The "skurrrrrrtttt" paired with the guy overtaking you in your lane on your right side was the hardest I have laughed in forever
I'd rather drive another 10 blocks before I get a chance to turn legitimately instead of making a U turn.
You’ll grow up eventually it’s cool
@@jasonfazio8212 LMAO
As a Brit that roundabout section was stressful, in the wrong lane, no signal entering or exiting, no mirror checks, just all around terrifying.
mate she'll be right
you don't signal when entering a roundabout
@@epikbread you do depending on where youre going
@@epikbread You're taught to do it but in real life nobody does.
@@hullie7529 I think you only signal right when exiting on the first exit, otherwise you don't signal when entering.
Content is awesome and the perfect mix of variety and classics.
I can't handle these roads, they're so chaotic, I will just stick to dutch roads.
Same. I'll stick to infinite roundabouts before trying to tackle one of the hellish intersections.
I'd also stick with driving in London over this cursed Moscow.
THE ROUNDABOUT THOUGH HAHAHA
It boggles my mind how often he is wrong yet is convinced he's right. Like yeah go ahead do a U-Turn, the dude that has the right of way to your literal right will surely wait for you.
Can confirm- even with inhumane hours for the first two years. Mailmanry is dope
Next test is gonna include "Do a donut on the intersection" I bet.
Blasts through a stop sign and says "we were 3 miles per hour over the speed limit".
0:37 signals left but turns right,brags about knowing something about driving
11:07 guy in the left rear view doin tricks
i cant wait for a turn tier list for city car driver 3, im so pogged
You can see the road rage slowly setting in
this game would be 10/10 with a realistic car setup with pedals and steering wheel
I believe NL is playing with pedals and steering wheel
ngl it's impressive how a 2007 game actually has realistic traffic a.k.a. idiots trying to make their own private lanes
Looking at the amount of time left on the video every time NL says, "this might be the one" and thinking, yeah no...
Funny fact: I've failed my driving test 2 out of 3 times in less than 3 minutes. (Literally on first turn!) That was nightmare for me on 3rd time, but i managed to pass it))
this game would of been 100% better if people actually got out of the car and beat up Ryan when he was honking at them
Every time NL does something and then is like "BUT WHYYYYY" like bruh you ran a red light whatd you expect lol.
Don't cover up the lights with your car, but also like why are their lights so hard to see anyway
EXIT THE ROUNDABOUT AT THE FIFTH EXIT -> "that doesnt count, one was closed!!!!". Bro, do you like skip Doors when you're told to enter the fifth room and the first 4 doors are closed?
ive watched at least like 300 hours of egg and this is the first time ive heard him say the f word so unhinged lmao 😔
This dude is always this kuku? :D
Using left signal, turns right... YELLING at game for pointing this fact out... XD
And that is still not a stop sign XD
I need more king of retail
i lost it when when 7RWM866 overtook ryab
A driving Rogelite/like would be interesting if done right... I hope this gives someone creative an idea.
I can't think of it as a deckbuilder, sadly.
You ever honk so much you accidentally take off your seat belt?
ryan never fails to entertain, no need to respond but keep up that great content!
Watching NL play this game is amazing hahaha
11:11 that got me
5:45 lmao
Did my driving test 3 times, had 8 accidents in my first 2 years.
This is giving me like ultra PTSD.
What the fuck
8 minor bumps or full on accidents? That's fricked if its the latter.
Dude you should not have a license wtf. I've been driving for like 4 years at this point and the literal only accident I had was bumping the neighbor's car when parking.
*Skiiiirt*
This is hilarious!
Road Rage Simulator
you always go in the first lane if it is free. only if you go left you go in the left lane if there are 2+
One thing I have noticed in games is that it looks like you always drive slower than you are.
This fucking game is rage inducing for me, mess up once somehow you have 10 violations lamo.
NL is stopping way too close to the car ahead of him. You should see the wheels of the person ahead of you when you stop
left lane hogger simulator xD
I feel like this game was made by someone who read the drivers manual and was like "yes, this alone is driving, forget real world conditions, everyone should drive like this." And because of this game being so by the book, NL will realize that at the end of the day he might be the asshole on the road no one wants to deal with.
papa
Anyone else Facepalm when NL failed because he didn't use his signal to change lanes. You're one of THOSE drivers, huh?
I would 5 star you on Uber
Northernlion, pleaaaaaase join cameo so I can surprise my husband!
I've never been to uvu javer
CHESS WHEN?
wtf kind of driving test has you drive for 1,700 miles in a city? lol thats like 2 and a half hours at 100 kph haha
Pretty sure its 1.7 miles, would be kinda fricked up if they made you navigate every road in the city for a test.
Will youtube content ever come back to this channel? Or is the twitch dumping ground a permanent direction you've taken
Unfortunately looks like a twitch dumping ground for sub par games. Such a shame, his content is lacking lately
There’s a new Isaac every day. Cut the guy some slack. He’s working full time with a new baby.
isaac as usual, dark souls, valheim, loop hero, chess - "sub par games", alt f4 banter is some of the best ever - "lacking content". some people just try their hardest to be disappointed.
i hope you'll eventually allow yourselves to enjoy the new videos. otherwise, there's 15000 old ones, i'm sure you don't know all of them by heart.
He doesn't have that much time with the baby and it's more effective to just stream and then dumping it here, and apparently Twitch pays a lot more than TH-cam and it's more friendly towards creators so that's the way many of them are taking. Blame TH-cam.
Egg yield doesn’t mean stop
Roundabouts are dumb NL don't worry, they are the worst thing civil engineers ever invented. One accident and then everyone is having a bad day on the road.
They're literally the best inventions since sliced bread. They make traffic move so much more smoothly than those huge intersections.
Definitely not a fan of this series of King of retail.
Funny how crap your driving actually is. Taking that left lane to go left in 2 miles... facepalm
You're not from the americas, are you? :)
that's the fast lane!
@@AFAndersen What does that change? You have to be in the first available lane if it's free.
@@seacat1342 With everyone turning left and him having to wait all the time? Yeah, that's fast.
@@unit83 the game is not realistic but the left lane is considered the fast one in america!