Andy Griffith stand up comedy

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  • @Sam-cc7zu
    @Sam-cc7zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Tom segura brought me here ft Bruce Bruce

  • @steveguse4481
    @steveguse4481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Bruce bruce brought me here

    • @gr8peapez847
      @gr8peapez847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This.

    • @PooHPC
      @PooHPC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fact...bruce bruce by way of Tom Segura

    • @justmebeingme8370
      @justmebeingme8370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PooHPC same

    • @jra5624
      @jra5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude this is why I’m here

  • @davidce3rash
    @davidce3rash 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    No one could tell a story like Andy. Could listen to him all day. His shows, movies, stand up comedy routines were funny and brilliant.

  • @pepperpascal1491
    @pepperpascal1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    There will never, NEVER be another Andy.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only modern day Andy Griffin I can think of is Bill Engvall.

    • @thequeenofdq
      @thequeenofdq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen pepper, amen

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course not, he'd be cancelled.

  • @jrsworkingman10102
    @jrsworkingman10102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Andy Griffith and Jerry Clower were the original Blue Collar Country comedians two of my favourites!

  • @CaptainSpalding72
    @CaptainSpalding72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Griffith was always so underappreciated. Everyone heaped praise on Lucy, but Andy was a true comedian. Great series, etc.

    • @godbless8220
      @godbless8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was funny very funny. He was also a southern gentleman. Very sexy 2

    • @MrJking065
      @MrJking065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucy was a excellent Physical Comedian Andy was more cerebral comedian.

    • @BeingRomans829ed
      @BeingRomans829ed 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      All Lucy could do was make faces.

  • @jelly7310
    @jelly7310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My favorite story is when Andy tells Opie about Romeo and Juliet. 'Im right cheer!!"

    • @delljackson8846
      @delljackson8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still watch Andy Griffith. I saw that episode the other day

  • @reneehurt387
    @reneehurt387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rest in peace and birthday wishes to Andy Griffith. 6. 1 When you listen to him speak he has this home sounding voice like you are with family or real friends. His talent is a extra perk

  • @rty1955
    @rty1955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not bad for tape of 60yrs. ago. I restore machines that recorded & play back this material. Thing of beauty.

  • @jonathanwilson4276
    @jonathanwilson4276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love when he told these stories

    • @lesleyarellano5499
      @lesleyarellano5499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @pepperpascal1491
      @pepperpascal1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonathan Wilson But, then, who didn’t?

    • @JonathanMcKey
      @JonathanMcKey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pepperpascal1491 Snowflakes who hated when their parents watched this.

  • @fontanai.e9199
    @fontanai.e9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Always watched the show as kid never knew he did stand up until Tom talked about bruce

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have always loved Andy Griffith ❤

    • @mjholiday557
      @mjholiday557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? -How well did you know him?

  • @68rbj
    @68rbj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every show this man has was a Hit, All of Em!!!
    That's just Crazy I love the
    AG Show Sheriff Taylor was so Calm & Collected

    • @brianjones808
      @brianjones808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matlock completely sucked. I hated it and he never was a great actor. Andy Taylor was the role most like him as a person and it showed. He was bad as Matlock.

    • @Jeremynicholson
      @Jeremynicholson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brianjones808matlock was fine wtf r u talking bout

  • @carshunter-ct9mr
    @carshunter-ct9mr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If someone would say today something about Chinese daughters having "eye jobs" holy crap!

    • @malikwesson9646
      @malikwesson9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i realize I am kind of off topic but does anybody know of a good site to stream new series online?

    • @saintgabriel790
      @saintgabriel790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Malik Wesson I watch on FlixZone. Just google for it :)

    • @donovancash4661
      @donovancash4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Saint Gabriel definitely, I've been using flixzone for years myself :D

    • @malikwesson9646
      @malikwesson9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Saint Gabriel Thank you, signed up and it seems like a nice service :) Appreciate it !

    • @saintgabriel790
      @saintgabriel790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Malik Wesson you are welcome xD

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Al Bundy & Andy Griffith ..... two of the greatest TV Dads xD

    • @bigbubba29
      @bigbubba29 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Brady too

    • @coltonrichards8885
      @coltonrichards8885 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget Homer Simpson, Hank Hill, Peter Griffin, Bob Belcher and Tim Taylor

  • @alyssajean2327
    @alyssajean2327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What a beautiful man❤

  • @stebolavirus
    @stebolavirus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The original Shane Gillis with that Confucius joke lol 😅

  • @gooberzmom
    @gooberzmom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watch him as Dusty Rhodes in ''A Face in the Crowd, '' you'll never look at Andy Griffith the same again.

    • @sammy9103
      @sammy9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The complete opposite of Andy from Mayberry.

    • @gooberzmom
      @gooberzmom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sammy9103 ---Did you watch it ? He was a powerful actor but, never given credit. He deserved an Oscar for that performance IMO.

    • @sammy9103
      @sammy9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gooberzmom I watched some of it. need to see it all but yea, I agree, he was awesome!

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy Griffith is a very great all rounder

  • @pauljanssen7594
    @pauljanssen7594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still like the one about the moonshine one of the people has a lizard in his drink like the Mexican tequila with the worm and he says hush 🤫 don't tell the others they'll want one too!

  • @KennTollens
    @KennTollens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No Time for Sergeants was a great movie.

  • @900milesfromnormal3
    @900milesfromnormal3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:10
    Shakespeare: I've written a play called, Julius, Catch Her Before She Gets Away.
    Anne Hathaway: Too long. Call it Julius Caesar

    • @nwnmonk7034
      @nwnmonk7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never let her slip away.

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Andy sure can spin a yarn.

  • @itsall_legal
    @itsall_legal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best history lesson ever

  • @sheilaakers1757
    @sheilaakers1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for this

  • @thequeenofdq
    @thequeenofdq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg I love this video❣ i love you anddyyyy

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy Griffith is a great all round er

  • @irocid4637
    @irocid4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just found out today Andy was my great great uncle

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stop eating dog poop

    • @jtroutman21
      @jtroutman21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeahhh right 😂😂😂

    • @larrywalden626
      @larrywalden626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just found out Andy and I grew up went to different schools together too lol

    • @lucaselting2946
      @lucaselting2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onlythewise1 dude I know right, this fucking guy should stop eating fucking disgusting dog poop, fuckin' asshole

  • @nwnmonk7034
    @nwnmonk7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Priceless. 😂😭😩

  • @MrJking065
    @MrJking065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andy Throwing the shade to England. Never heard this one.

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MAY THE GOOD LORD BLESS AND KEEPOUR NATION FREE!!AMEN!

  • @sbjennings99
    @sbjennings99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome informative Video experience Y'alls God Bless Ya 🙌🙏

  • @bubbastill2040
    @bubbastill2040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Something tells me the blue-collar comedy guys (Jeff Foxworthy,Ron White,Larry the Cable Guy,and Bill Engvall) were big Andy Griffith fans

    • @MarshallRedmon01
      @MarshallRedmon01 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well... If an episode of Andy Griffith changed your life.... You might be a redneck

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andy Griffith is one of the best comedian s of all time

  • @gemini2012100
    @gemini2012100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wonder how many people know that fortune cookies did not originate in China, but the United States.

    • @ralph5450
      @ralph5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just about everyone.

  • @_robustus_
    @_robustus_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Confucius paid for his daughters’ eye-jobs”
    ….holy shite!

  • @bwtawny
    @bwtawny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best was "What It Was Was Football".

  • @josephcampbell9298
    @josephcampbell9298 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What say there Bard of Avon?" XD

  • @CaptainSpalding72
    @CaptainSpalding72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And he never won an Emmy. Why?

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he is white or to white

    • @brianjones808
      @brianjones808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was never a great actor. Very little range.

    • @REHTWO
      @REHTWO 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      have you seen “a face in the crowd?”

  • @melm4760
    @melm4760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Andy is funny

  • @Pigskincoach1
    @Pigskincoach1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow imagine that a whole routine with great laughs and not a single f bomb

  • @francismallard5892
    @francismallard5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today, most people wouldn't get these jokes because they don't know who Shakespeare was.

  • @2phonesjones899
    @2phonesjones899 ปีที่แล้ว

    Couldn’t do this in 2023😂

  • @stfudonny2164
    @stfudonny2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike Judge brought me here, frona coment he made in a beavis and butthead documentary

  • @joeanderson9852
    @joeanderson9852 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @mattfetner426
    @mattfetner426 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bruce Bruce!!!!

  • @juanf.crespo2639
    @juanf.crespo2639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bishop Fulton Sheen and him were brothers.

  • @zhuguidai
    @zhuguidai 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who the heck is Bruce Bruce that everyone is saying brought them here

  • @CT2507
    @CT2507 ปีที่แล้ว

    Humor has certainly changed huh.

  • @tunaXonXtoast
    @tunaXonXtoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruce Bruce brought me here

  • @theophilusthistle1988
    @theophilusthistle1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SO strange seeing Andy in a tux

  • @madkittyjoey70
    @madkittyjoey70 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL Cute!

  • @TheMikesc15
    @TheMikesc15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like this guy was constantly a year of aging away from playing the perfect role of his life as george bush

  • @6string42
    @6string42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruce bruce brought me here and I'm still scratching my head

  • @Tooill4daIRS
    @Tooill4daIRS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Tom and more thanks to Bruce Bruce for the racism, stay blessed🙌

  • @highgate4767
    @highgate4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can someone explain what an "eye job" is?

    • @mr.mcbeavy1443
      @mr.mcbeavy1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm guessing he's referring to surgery that makes asian eyes look less asian.

    • @lookfor125
      @lookfor125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which is the most popular form of plastic surgery among Asians!

  • @nahkohese555
    @nahkohese555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's an insider joke in there.. That's not even remotely close to what "in hoc signo vincenes" translates to. I know, and if he actually knew (which I'm betting he did), it means he and I are brothers.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fairly well-known phrase. Does that mean I'm your brother, too?

  • @brianfergel129
    @brianfergel129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shakespeare ---- nice touch.
    W SHAKESPEARE married a woman his mother's age. And then he took interest in bath houses & young boys & solely writing poetry. No more plays, after 1610, or sumshitlikedat.
    Freaky.

  • @marvinisit
    @marvinisit ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny.... making it seem like fortune cookies came from China.... even though they have a Japanese immigrants in the USA...lol comedy is hilarious...

  • @francismallard5892
    @francismallard5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "...he was so rich, he was able to get all his daughters eye jobs."
    Yikes.

  • @peteroosthuizen9342
    @peteroosthuizen9342 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me 2

  • @evdallas123
    @evdallas123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andy did whatever it took to stay on tv

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doesnt every one

    • @brianjones808
      @brianjones808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So did Aneta Corsaut, even if it was pimping herself out to Griffith to stay on TV show.

  • @alanstrong55
    @alanstrong55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Andy did not say something comical, it was just not Andy.

  • @mjholiday557
    @mjholiday557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 - 1:42 "[Confucius] ..did so well that he was able to get all his daughters eye jobs." Griffith would have lost his career today had he made such a blatantly racist joke.

  • @rickholeman9045
    @rickholeman9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mayberry was the only town in the American south where no Black people lived. Why is that?

  • @456subway
    @456subway ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always liked Andy Griffith, but I'm sorry to hear that disgusting "eye job" joke.

    • @kyloooooo
      @kyloooooo ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ll be ok.

  • @joeylewis8612
    @joeylewis8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only here because of Bruce Bruce

  • @ellenrosenblatt5463
    @ellenrosenblatt5463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    eye jobs? Oops!

  • @uofa82
    @uofa82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of these “jokes” would get him raked over the coals by the cancel culture today.

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    JONI ERNST FOR IA SENATE!

  • @MertBert
    @MertBert 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruce Bruce doesn't know what he's talking about

  • @mollysurey6058
    @mollysurey6058 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    got all of his daughters eye jobs - a bit racist aint it andy.

  • @Blitznstitch2
    @Blitznstitch2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't laugh. I tried to like his comedy

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AMY C BARRETT FORE SCJ!

    • @ericreingardt2504
      @ericreingardt2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does that have to do with any of this

    • @brianarbenz7206
      @brianarbenz7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericreingardt2504 I have reported the post spam.

  • @raidercarbone5529
    @raidercarbone5529 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How Democrats rewrite history...

  • @jaredalotta2395
    @jaredalotta2395 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait.
    This is racist. Yes?

    • @jaredalotta2395
      @jaredalotta2395 ปีที่แล้ว

      Against the King of England, obviously.

  • @theclimberupwards1169
    @theclimberupwards1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats so racist

  • @dandylionriver
    @dandylionriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've always enjoyed watching Andy Griffith, but the asian joke he just told was so racist and cringeworthy.
    I hated it!

    • @raymaresh1712
      @raymaresh1712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was funny. I miss Polish jokes.

    • @mfet56
      @mfet56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't be a pussy

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it's so racist bro everybody knows Asians don't get eyejobs! (They do)

    • @Elijah-my6fh
      @Elijah-my6fh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dandy Lion it was a different time

    • @ralph5450
      @ralph5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dandy Lion....Don't be a bloomin idiot.

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DONT LET THE SOCIALISTS WIN!VOTE DONALD TRUMP IN 2020 AND KEEP AMERICA FREE!

    • @brianarbenz7206
      @brianarbenz7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bahahah! Well the socialists (as you see them) have won, so maybe Ron Davis will leave the country. I suggest you move to the continent of Atlantis!

  • @onlythewise1
    @onlythewise1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    non-whites hated the Andy Griffith show

  • @davoudshojaei7834
    @davoudshojaei7834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    wtf is this

  • @jefferywilliams5878
    @jefferywilliams5878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Unfortunately Andy Griffith was a great actor that we loved. Looking back at the facts he lured young female actors to fall for his success. His girlfriend's on the show we're much younger than him and he attempted to abuse them. Unfortunately most of his girlfriend's never made it any further than his show.

    • @justmebeingme8370
      @justmebeingme8370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      your definition of fact is a little thin

    • @jefferywilliams5878
      @jefferywilliams5878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I must be a Democrat. No differences between me and other Democrats.

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jefferywilliams5878 oh and you was perfect

    • @revaclay2734
      @revaclay2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you for real? I’m just curious thats all because I want to look it up. Where did you find this information?

    • @sevinstorey4365
      @sevinstorey4365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where exactly did you get this “fact”? I’ve researched Andy Griffith for years and even did a term paper on him and his influence on American fathers while I was studying social arts at UNA. I’ve contacted people who knew him personally with every one of them stating he (Griffith) was the quintessential southern gentleman and extremely shy around his fellow women players in his cast. There is no knowledge whatsoever, public or private, that has ever accused Andy Griffith of any wrong doing concerning anybody, male or female. If you have such fact as you say please send me a link or reference so I can look into it myself please.

  • @Englandsbestlover
    @Englandsbestlover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tom Sagura? Me too