Tom Papa - Women Are Dangerous People

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  • #TomPapa (comedian, writer, actor and host of Come To Papa) on attending his daughter's dance recital, why married men get fat, and the reason he hasn't had a proper sleep in 9 years.
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  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I just spent 2 hours looking at this guy's videos, I can't believe I never heard of him before. He is hilarious, agree specially as parent. The barf joke literally lived it 🤣.

    • @alaz9269
      @alaz9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loknath 007 and no repeating jokes

    • @chrissysconvos
      @chrissysconvos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its 3 am I'm watching and cracking 3Bout the kid bard jokes. I thought I was the only one who lost my dignity catching childrens PUKE in my hand for the greater good😂😂😂 it made me feel better to know someone else knows the struggle

    • @mikkinoble77
      @mikkinoble77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is definitely one of my all-time faves. Always good for laughs

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He opened for Jerry Seinfeld in Peoria IL and the audience loved him!

    • @victoriazamparelli-le4nn
      @victoriazamparelli-le4nn 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've been a fan for years, he's amazing!

  • @troythompson2
    @troythompson2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    On a Tom Papa binge. I haven't stopped smiling yet!

    • @papajj5
      @papajj5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Troy DC Thompson I’m on one right now!!

    • @kylostefan4661
      @kylostefan4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I realize it's kinda randomly asking but do anyone know of a good place to stream newly released series online?

    • @eligatlin144
      @eligatlin144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kylo Stefan i watch on FlixZone. You can find it by googling :)

    • @rickydariel2018
      @rickydariel2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eli Gatlin yup, been using Flixzone for years myself =)

    • @nasircallum411
      @nasircallum411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eli Gatlin Thanks, I signed up and it seems like a nice service =) I appreciate it!!

  • @JakeRoselli
    @JakeRoselli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    if you are a parent, this guy's stuff is priceless. Very funny.

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You don't even have to be a parent...I'm an uncle who stayed at his brother's a few times...and he has 2 demons of his own, plus 2 more from other people...I tried to take a nap in a recliner...bam, nephew yells in my ear as loud as he can while spitting on my face at the same time.

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially if you have two girls as I do and he does. He’s been more prophet than comic since my girls were born.

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MastaSmack lol lil devils

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i am not and it still is

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tom isn’t a comedian, he’s a motivational speaker who brings me much joy!

  • @ReverendSoupbone
    @ReverendSoupbone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Papa is in the top tier of comedy. His delivery, timing and phrasing is masterful. I can watch his stuff over and over (I have, actually) and still laugh. I’d love to see him live.

  • @BarbaraVentresca
    @BarbaraVentresca 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love Tom Papa. I think one of the things that makes him so funny to me is his delivery, the way he says things twice.😊

  • @evelynrivera8799
    @evelynrivera8799 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tom Papa is a comedy genius. 😁❤

  • @mikegustafson5336
    @mikegustafson5336 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Saw him for the 1st time as an Opening act for Smokey Robinson a few years ago. He was Terrific!! I love watching his videos when I need a Great laugh.

  • @djfreem6881
    @djfreem6881 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:58 😂😂😂 this man has spoken for every single male father figure at once

  • @rosemunroe8100
    @rosemunroe8100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He is the funniest. Part about sound when his child vomits, my gut hurt so hard from laughing

  • @Herrcampzalot
    @Herrcampzalot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love when i find random comedians who i binge on. 😂

  • @maryrichards5264
    @maryrichards5264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the funniest people alive!

  • @littlemissmichele9254
    @littlemissmichele9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love this man.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The love child of Jack Nicholson and John C. Reily😆

    • @MOTLEYBRUE
      @MOTLEYBRUE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I said previously Don Rickles and George Carlin...lol

    • @DonnaPiaVocci
      @DonnaPiaVocci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whose grandfather was Jack Benny.

    • @86sineadw
      @86sineadw ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elton John and Jack Nicholson

  • @wudip6306
    @wudip6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If anyone needs a dose of birth control, just listen to this guy!

  • @pimurdock9553
    @pimurdock9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tom Papa, Tom Papa. Funny dad jokes, dad jokes. Funny dad jokes.

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg !! I can't breathe!
    The next time someone asks me if I'm ever having kids, I'll show them this video. I'm sure Tom really does love it, but it's not for me.

    • @TheTishy44
      @TheTishy44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only had I seen these videos, I would’ve been better prepared.

  • @Baxternbeer
    @Baxternbeer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You made beer come out of my nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅❤

  • @mr.leininger4604
    @mr.leininger4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    His bit on the dance recital has several ideas in common with Louis CK's bit on his daughter's tap-dancing recital, which appears in his 2015 special, Louis CK: Live From the Comedy Store.

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Leininger Tom debuted his bit in 2011 in “Tom Papa: Live in New York”.

    • @hwuilee
      @hwuilee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And papa s actually funny.

  • @bigeric1030
    @bigeric1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The kid puking story is a true story in my house.

  • @micheleboris2851
    @micheleboris2851 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tom is hilarious 🌹

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He makes me happy!

  • @kevinangus4848
    @kevinangus4848 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "(arpp)Get her out of here! She smells!" 😂

  • @joemm96
    @joemm96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    dead crowd, good act

    • @siriusfeline
      @siriusfeline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Montreal would be the problem, in this case.

  • @koleyw932
    @koleyw932 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Such a funny guy, love his act

  • @MrWallybones
    @MrWallybones 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tom is hilarious! 😂 especially if you have raised kids and been through those experiences.

  • @Angela-tt5ik
    @Angela-tt5ik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Canadians are kind of reserved.

  • @tacticalsweater5119
    @tacticalsweater5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Advice for single men-stay single.

    • @Brascobadboy
      @Brascobadboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @billreddy7593
      @billreddy7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The difference between knowledge and wisdom is that knowledge is when you make a mistake and choose not repeat it.
      Wisdom is when you see someone ELSE make a mistake and you make better decisions in the future.
      And that's why I'm single (at 54) and loving life. Lots of money in the bank. Owned an E class mercedes, BMW Z3, 400 hp Jaguar XKR convertible, RX-7...Whatever I want. Go on vacations with no drama. What's not to like?

    • @minhtrivo6922
      @minhtrivo6922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billreddy7593 this motivates mee hehe this is all facts ! Keep doing you mr bill! ☺️

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that Mr.clean bit 😆

  • @Anonymous-ry1jb
    @Anonymous-ry1jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You didnt get your wife's approval for this outfit, did you? 😂😂

  • @John-lo6ck
    @John-lo6ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How about your audio engineers figure out how to mix a video?

  • @meganfrazier
    @meganfrazier 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m literally making granola for my husband as I watch this in my kitchen. Yep - I’m a nester. Haha

  • @arreandomocitozn68
    @arreandomocitozn68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow he was stressed the fuck out in this one!

  • @HippieMosquitoQuatro
    @HippieMosquitoQuatro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    just do it honey!

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    making you too fat to fly ;D

  • @demetriolanderos8742
    @demetriolanderos8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "MAKE IT STOP!"

  • @joekoz3815
    @joekoz3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always sat near the back for my kids events. When they finished I left. My wife brought them home.

  • @chrissysconvos
    @chrissysconvos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YES!! THIS GUY IS FUNNY!

  • @JanetBeebe-nh9re
    @JanetBeebe-nh9re 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Try living on 2 hrs. Sleep for 16 years trying to keep a severely handicapped angelic little boy alive.❤

  • @parcos79
    @parcos79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG PAPA IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE....

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tom Papa is so great, but the Just for Laughs crowd is always so dead.

  • @hensonlaura
    @hensonlaura หลายเดือนก่อน

    If your children are waking you up at 6 AM to tell you they're bored, you're raising spoiled brats.

  • @EwaldDieser
    @EwaldDieser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He speaks a little bit like Carlin.

  • @morvildavidson338
    @morvildavidson338 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is funny

  • @robertfrantz9469
    @robertfrantz9469 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s stress eating

  • @hawksfan8870
    @hawksfan8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, why did he go all the way to Montreal just to do 7 minutes of standup?

    • @corrado
      @corrado 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cuz he got paid to do so

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂

  • @kendradunn3907
    @kendradunn3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    His girls, are gonna be tough,

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love him, but what in the crap is going on with the patterns he is wearing?

  • @stephendavis7321
    @stephendavis7321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who needs a longwinded comment after a "sunset corona" U-tube videocation like this anyways!? I'd rather (insert joke here) with my grandma's ( insert punchline here) than do that!

  • @bucketfullofbutter
    @bucketfullofbutter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tom’s jacket and shirt combo doesn’t work for me

    • @cjcj6945
      @cjcj6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't wear it🤨

  • @rg2265
    @rg2265 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gay, straight or pirate...😅😅😅

  • @tier1solutions28
    @tier1solutions28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw your rogan interview. Horrifying.

  • @jocelyntroher2115
    @jocelyntroher2115 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bleach clean

  • @h3ckNo
    @h3ckNo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unless he heavily exaggerates for comedic effect, his whole family situation is kinda bad. Being there for your kids is great, but you should not follow every whim of your kid and put up with everything they do, this is how you raise a spoiled child.

    • @elliana9635
      @elliana9635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elliana9635
      @elliana9635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not a matter of how many things your kids do and you support, It's a matter of how you teach, you can allow your kids to do a lot while teaching them about real life issues as well, Spoiled doesn't always equal Physical things, But menta and emotion Ways as well

    • @JAEGATS
      @JAEGATS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Online parenting experts strike again

    • @h3ckNo
      @h3ckNo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JAEGATS Because you need to be a master chef to criticize someone's cooking, right?

    • @JAEGATS
      @JAEGATS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@h3ckNo No i just love how people online always have something to say about how somebody else raises their kids

  • @barriedehaan1238
    @barriedehaan1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trait of a bad comedian us he will repeat words to make himself clear

  • @siriusfeline
    @siriusfeline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As PG and unoffensive (and hilarious) as Tom Papa is, this routine, that emphasizes male and female roles, would get him into trouble today...hard to believe but true.

    • @BikesAndBatallas
      @BikesAndBatallas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No it wouldn't.

    • @willnill7946
      @willnill7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree

    • @corrado
      @corrado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he still does similar routine, no one bothers him.

    • @TheTishy44
      @TheTishy44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No…he’s actually safe, pretty non offensive.

  • @CannabisTechLife
    @CannabisTechLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    quiet af

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find it amazing that anyone thinks this dude is funny.

  • @barriedehaan1238
    @barriedehaan1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cringe....

  • @sb-tb1ld
    @sb-tb1ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm sorry. This wasn't funny. Try Theo Von or Bill Burr.

  • @guyparris4871
    @guyparris4871 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy is not funny at all!