We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under an ark And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock monster Rock monster
What does it say when The Prince Of Egypt, an animated musical from 1998, is arguably 1 of the best and most faithful adaptations of a book from The Bible ever made with a fraction of the budget this film had?
"Those books LOTR. They're popular. Many people have read them. I mean, it's a bit of a tedious read and to be fair many people haven't actually read it (including fans) but they know what's in it trough pop culture and word of mouth. Let's make a movie and capitalize on that recognition!" Many years later. 'Y'all heard of the bible?"
Yeah this isn't exactly how Noah's flood went, it was way more subtle at first as people didn't believe him. Just kinda like today and how people think everything has just been going on exactly as it has been and Jesus won't come back. That last part with the earth covered in hurricanes was scary though and it might have looked some like that.
@isaiahwasabi1381 some people are like "it didn't happen like this in the Bible " and shit. And like no shit it didn't happen like this it just a movie. Its made for entertainment not biblical accuracy.
I edit myself into movies and TV shows with green screen and was thinking about editing myself into this movie!!! Any movie suggestions would be great!!
I WATCHED THE MOVIE & LOT OF IT WAS NOT BIBLICAL MOSLY THE SENE WHERE CAIN WAS ON THE ARK ! THAT WAS WRONG CAIN DEAD WAY BEFORE THE FLOOD ! SO THAT WAS COMPLETELY WRONG ! BECAUSE ALL OF THE UNGODLY DIED IN THE FLOOD ALL WAS LEFT WAS NOAH & WIFE & HIS 3 SONS & THERE WIFES ! SO THEY WERE THE ONES REPLENISH THE EARTH WITH MORE PEOPLE ! 🙏✝️🙂
What a waste of the talents of a great actor. If Hollywood had made this story be anything close to the true Bible story, it would have been just as exciting. No worries, someday soon Hollywood will get to see the premiere of the real End of the Age and Armageddon.
best bit of this film, is the triggered religious people who had a bitch fit over their made up story being told in a slightly different way. Hey if spiderman can have lots of differences, so can your fictional story ;)
God said, “let there be light”, and then he said, “...and rock monsters, give me some rock monsters”.
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under an ark
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock monster
Rock monster
And the rock monster went out upon the land and ruined the plot lines and narratives of the stories there in.
This shit got me dying yo I always come back to this comment 🤣
А банк
What? Someone watched the Ents attack Isengard one too many times.
What does it say when The Prince Of Egypt, an animated musical from 1998, is arguably 1 of the best and most faithful adaptations of a book from The Bible ever made with a fraction of the budget this film had?
Who cares, its all a made up story to begin with.
@@joperhop like most movies
It was either this or dinosaurs stop being picky
I don’t think this is what I learned about in Saturday church school
Read the book of Enoch
Supposed to be the fallen angels protecting the ark
Didnt know they packed projectile weapons and rock monsters in Noahs day...
"Those books LOTR. They're popular. Many people have read them. I mean, it's a bit of a tedious read and to be fair many people haven't actually read it (including fans) but they know what's in it trough pop culture and word of mouth. Let's make a movie and capitalize on that recognition!"
Many years later.
'Y'all heard of the bible?"
*Reads title*
*Watches clip*
I really should re-read the Bible...
don't, that will turn you into an atheist
@@Djdjyou9326 ??
@@Djdjyou9326 no lol.
@@HennessyRose that's what helps the most. Experiencing the raw bullshit first hand.
@@SavedRickAstley that's what helps the most. Experiencing the raw bullshit first hand.
Yeah this isn't exactly how Noah's flood went, it was way more subtle at first as people didn't believe him. Just kinda like today and how people think everything has just been going on exactly as it has been and Jesus won't come back. That last part with the earth covered in hurricanes was scary though and it might have looked some like that.
THE CREATOR BRINGS HIM HOME✊✊
To be fair, the story of Noah’s ark has a few holes in it
I'm pretty sure this isn't how it happened
I never read that i the bible LMAO ;-)
How can you trust the bible when it doesn't mention that the cameraman made it on the ark too?
this is Hollywood remind you. They don't know jackshit
Apparently I forgot God sent down some multi armed rock giants to aid my escape to , umm, where exactly? Good grief 🤦♂️
What I was thinking also it's Hollywood 😂
Noah's Ark,Noah!!
Do a vid on the bar scene from Barry Levinson's 1996-"Sleepers". Revenge On Nokes would be one of the most satisfying pieces for all.
Che colossale puttanata d'un film.
Luke 19:40(if you should hold your peace, the stones will cry out)!
Wa Da?!? Is this the comic book version of the Bible!? 🤨
These are the same rock monsters from super mario galixy 2.
What in the Holy Bible is this? Are there unicorns in this movie as well?
Hitch. (2005) for the movie🍿🎥😊 English.
100% not accurate but ok...
This is not how it went in the Bible.
Yall take movies too seriously 🙄
What do you mean?
@isaiahwasabi1381 some people are like "it didn't happen like this in the Bible " and shit. And like no shit it didn't happen like this it just a movie. Its made for entertainment not biblical accuracy.
@Andres.Jarrin people mostly say that when Ham's Girl, Na'el, dies right before the battle
the biggest fraud portrayed by another fraud
I edit myself into movies and TV shows with green screen and was thinking about editing myself into this movie!!! Any movie suggestions would be great!!
Eu cassio neymar noe trias pirto rei arca noe ser navinho neymar arnca noe
Eu cassio jogador neymar pirdir noe trazer oispirto rei arcanca noe ser navinho neymar
WTF did I just watched? :D :D :D :D :D :D
Eu cassio neymay pirdir oispirto rei noe trazer neymar navinho ser arca noe neymar
I WATCHED THE MOVIE & LOT OF IT WAS NOT BIBLICAL MOSLY THE SENE WHERE CAIN WAS ON THE ARK ! THAT WAS WRONG CAIN DEAD WAY BEFORE THE FLOOD ! SO THAT WAS COMPLETELY WRONG !
BECAUSE ALL OF THE UNGODLY DIED IN THE FLOOD
ALL WAS LEFT WAS NOAH & WIFE & HIS 3 SONS & THERE WIFES ! SO THEY WERE THE
ONES REPLENISH THE EARTH WITH MORE PEOPLE ! 🙏✝️🙂
What a waste of the talents of a great actor. If Hollywood had made this story be anything close to the true Bible story, it would have been just as exciting. No worries, someday soon Hollywood will get to see the premiere of the real End of the Age and Armageddon.
Wtf
What in the hell is this awful movie. If you can call it a movie
STUPID STUPID...movie
Movie looks really dumb
best bit of this film, is the triggered religious people who had a bitch fit over their made up story being told in a slightly different way. Hey if spiderman can have lots of differences, so can your fictional story ;)
Eu cassio neymar noe trais pirto rei o narvinho ser arncs noe neymar