they always do, it starts off like "I met this cute girl in church she's so pure and I love her" and ends like "I found out she's been cheating on me with her dad and all my friends"
They are communists. Actual, died in the wool, communists. Not the homosexual marxist variety, but the christian variety that predates marxism and has the most successful examples. so yeah, they have internet, but everyone shares.
The talking part was relatable, my wife and I were virgins until the wedding night. The whole day was surreal and we were both tired, so we just kinda enjoyed the simplicitly of being alone together in a hotel and simply being "married." After an hour or two the nerves wore off and we still consumated the marriage. 10/10 would recommend, however reaching that finish line is far harder than people make it sound when advocating abstinence until marriage. Worth it, but it's mostly "trust me bro" until then. Also doesn't help that people keep encouraging people to "wait" years until marriage or other awful advice.
the hardest part of waiting until marriage is finding someone who's waiting for marriage as well. I'm not talking about "born again virgins" who think they can eat their cake and get to keep it too.
Waiting until marriage is objectively better. You and your spouse will have no baggage to bring into the situation, pretty much zero chance of getting STDs, you'll have no history to compare each other to, etc.
Yes, not to mention the fact that the marriage is statistically more likely to last. I just hope she was also waiting for marriage, lots of gals out there who are "born again" or just pretend they're pure.
@@Himmel23I mean when you build your relationship on something that you’ll eventually preform worse and worse overtime of course it wouldn’t last that long.
Pretty big problem: longer you wait for marriage the less likely you are to find a partner who is also waiting for marriage, which means if you end up with a non virgin they will still be comparing you to others
There is a very hidden superpower in waiting til marriage for sex. You very, VERY quickly filter out women you dont really want to be with and who dont really want to be with you. Sex can glue people together who dont have the right stuff to make it in a long term relationship. It can make people stick around when they should have left because they dont have a chance at a life long partnership. If you remove sex from the equation, you judge eachother truly as people, how compatible your values and humors are. Its a very useful tool for avoiding a lifetime of regret. I dont know if youll ever find a couple that waited til marriage -- both of them -- to have sex and break up.
Besides the fact i tell people i want to save myself for marriage because i cannot bear the thought of me being capable or good enough for someone to love me and anon have a lot in common
if you believe that about yourself then you're probably right, even if it's irrational and you actually are. Ya need hobbies and to do stuff that makes you proud of yourself - like gym.
@@Its.Kagura_BachinTime get a job being outside and doing something manly. It'll be hard but if you push through you'll get good at it. Read the Bible, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and historical accounts of great men. Maintain your possessions. Fix your own car. TH-cam can teach you how. Do 20 pushups a day. Get rid of vices.
Everyone needs to cope somehow. Hope you get lucky and it works and you dont get crushed by it not being applicable in actuality, because it sucks when that happens.
This is why Christians in the past were strict about free love and obscenity in culture, they wanted to preserve the sacredness of sex within marriage between a husband and wife.
@@TjBaxy ??? That doesn't make sense, are you saying everyone was doing just as much as we do these days but in secret instead of openly and proudly? Because that would be an incorrect assertion. Modesty and dignity are real things and sorely lacking in the past 5 generations. Seems like you're trying to downplay the effort people in the past made to preserve their modesty and dignity to excuse the extreme hedonism of our times.
@@TjBaxy Honestly, yeah. Plus, back then people would have multiple wives whom they didn't even love and you'd be forced to marry someone you've never talked to. Not good times
@@TjBaxy just like there are people who follow Christianity now, there were back them. And just because you don't know them doesn't mean they don't exist.
Sex before marriage lowers sexual satisfaction with whoever your spouse is, and increases divorce rates. Make sure to teach that to your kids that, sex Ed is horrible but no sex Ed leads to kids assuming sexual promiscuity in culture is normal and kinda ok. No all sex before marriage is damaging to you and your future, scientifically. Kids deserve the chance to live life knowing that
The way she wasn't remotely disappointed by how their wedding night went and his goofy awkwardness, most likely yes she was. If she had prior experience he would have likely been disappointing for her.
@@legoboy7107 Which is the beauty of it and why waiting is the objectively correct decision. Since neither side knows what they’re doing and they like each other’s company, no matter how proficient either is at the act it’ll be enjoyable for both as they learn how to please each other. No right or wrong, no “poor performance” as if marital intimacy is something to be optimized like a machine. Just a man and a woman, bound together, experiencing the moment.
3 months seem pretty quick, but assuming it is all true- he might have gotten lucky and found a worthy one. If so, he made the right decision and will be rewarded. Hope so.
My experience went a little different. I ended up getting flak at my church for saying I wouldn't date a born again virgin. Soured me on going and church is kind of the only acceptable way to expect/ask about previous sexual experience. Guess I'm dying alone.
Life is precious, and balanced. Part of that preciousness and balance is the idea that avoiding pleasure in the current moment almost always translates directly to more pay off later on.
Man this is just wholesome bro although im not a christian but in my faith we also have to be virgin till marriage. this is giving me hopes because i live and study in a sinfull enviroment. im proud of anon.
Uh.. Women in Japan/Korea are absolutely loose. Thai/PH/Vietnam/Ect are all massive prostitution destinations. China uses sex workers as spys on the regular. What 'east' are you talking about? Eastern Europe? Russia has one of the biggest sexport problems in the known world. Most of the east is exactly as degenerate as the west. Its a global issue.
Gigabased! Anyone can be a hole to pound or a rod to ride, but it takes that special someone to spend the rest of your life talking and joking with. Making that the priority greatly increases the chances of you finding love and happiness with a long term partner!
I saved myself for a committed relationship. Aint religious, had nothing to do with marriage or jesus. Glad I did it that way though. First time doing it as a guy is comically embarrassing and doing it with a girl you trust makes it a special vulnerable sharing moment instead of just being some hobag's comedy special for a weekend.
I’m going to have a love like this too one day in Jesus Mighty Name! I’m saving myself for my future wife and I expect the same from her for me. It’s best to wait until marriage, less problems and less sin.
Cringe middle-groundpill: Waiting until marriage is how you find out you're both sexually incompatible and either spend a lifetime together miserable with a dead bedroom, or one cheats on the other and divorce follows. I'm not advocating for racking up as many notches on your bedpost as possible, but yeah, I've personally watched the above happen to 4+ couples at this point, it ain't worth not finding out. People should start doing stuff when they're committed to each other, but pre-marriage.
Top-tier greentexts right here 👉🏻 th-cam.com/play/PL4pRpbzNHf6CEUP8Qa4VSKSn0DDz288vO.html
good for you anon, you caught the golden trout and you didn't botch it.
what's this awful comment section now that everybody is taking fake and gay 4chan stories to be true?
TFW Fundie girls are the most reasonable ones left in the country
If somebody thinks this is gay well, it's more them being one.
Well this was weirdly wholesome. Don’t tell me i was the only one expecting it to go horribly wrong
That's how you know it's fake. Either that or give it another 6 months.
@@ulizez89 so you think it’s fake because it was so perfect? Yeah…I kind of agree
they always do, it starts off like "I met this cute girl in church she's so pure and I love her" and ends like "I found out she's been cheating on me with her dad and all my friends"
Three months are kinda too early though, anon just wanted to have some nice story to daydream for a while
200th like
Why would the youtube algorithm assume anon is amish? I would assume the number of amish internet users is quite small.
Amish, emphasis on the -ish
They don't have hand cranked computers???
They are communists. Actual, died in the wool, communists. Not the homosexual marxist variety, but the christian variety that predates marxism and has the most successful examples. so yeah, they have internet, but everyone shares.
@@JanFWeh no your confused they hand crank at the computer.
YT assumes he's an amish larper.
God, I see what you’ve done for others…
...when is my turn?
At this point, a hug from a girl unrelated to me by blood is enough.
i think imma go religious now
😢
The Occident is cooked, I've given up
@@ChiefWombatCuddler Australia definitely is.
And then anon noticed his lamp looked a little strange.
That's absolutely terrifying
Haha modern wisdom
The talking part was relatable, my wife and I were virgins until the wedding night. The whole day was surreal and we were both tired, so we just kinda enjoyed the simplicitly of being alone together in a hotel and simply being "married." After an hour or two the nerves wore off and we still consumated the marriage.
10/10 would recommend, however reaching that finish line is far harder than people make it sound when advocating abstinence until marriage. Worth it, but it's mostly "trust me bro" until then. Also doesn't help that people keep encouraging people to "wait" years until marriage or other awful advice.
the hardest part of waiting until marriage is finding someone who's waiting for marriage as well. I'm not talking about "born again virgins" who think they can eat their cake and get to keep it too.
I went through the whole thing waiting for the bad twist and was pleasantly surprised when it didn't happen.
Pessimists cannot be dissapointed, because they always expect the worst. They can only be pleasantly surprised.
GigaBased and GigaChadpilled. Anon is an absolute unit of moral direction and self control.
True, as someone who waited for 4 years together with girlfriend to be eachother's first its definitely worth it.
It takes zero self-control for men to be virgins. There's always your right hand.
it's fake
Juat admit you cant get a piece, stop with all the virtute signaling
90% of 4chan posts are satanic and degenerated but that one is divine and pure
Imagine a world where instead of 4chan we have wholesomechan/jesuschan/(your religion here)chan with posts like this. Sounds like a dream.
fake: anon gets married
gay: anon talks to a man
proof that it is fake, a pure person wouldn't even be on 4chan
>satanic and degenerated
>prussia on unsername
yup 12 years of age
Christians are cucks. Not virgins, but still cucked.
Waiting until marriage is objectively better. You and your spouse will have no baggage to bring into the situation, pretty much zero chance of getting STDs, you'll have no history to compare each other to, etc.
Yes, not to mention the fact that the marriage is statistically more likely to last. I just hope she was also waiting for marriage, lots of gals out there who are "born again" or just pretend they're pure.
@@Himmel23I mean when you build your relationship on something that you’ll eventually preform worse and worse overtime of course it wouldn’t last that long.
Sexual compatibility exists, waiting till marriage is a disaster waitng to happen
You right, comparison IS the thief of joy after all.
Pretty big problem: longer you wait for marriage the less likely you are to find a partner who is also waiting for marriage, which means if you end up with a non virgin they will still be comparing you to others
There is a very hidden superpower in waiting til marriage for sex.
You very, VERY quickly filter out women you dont really want to be with and who dont really want to be with you.
Sex can glue people together who dont have the right stuff to make it in a long term relationship. It can make people stick around when they should have left because they dont have a chance at a life long partnership.
If you remove sex from the equation, you judge eachother truly as people, how compatible your values and humors are. Its a very useful tool for avoiding a lifetime of regret.
I dont know if youll ever find a couple that waited til marriage -- both of them -- to have sex and break up.
Besides the fact i tell people i want to save myself for marriage because i cannot bear the thought of me being capable or good enough for someone to love me and anon have a lot in common
if you believe that about yourself then you're probably right, even if it's irrational and you actually are. Ya need hobbies and to do stuff that makes you proud of yourself - like gym.
Bro if you dont love yourself how can anybody else
@@Its.Kagura_BachinTime get a job being outside and doing something manly. It'll be hard but if you push through you'll get good at it.
Read the Bible, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and historical accounts of great men.
Maintain your possessions. Fix your own car. TH-cam can teach you how.
Do 20 pushups a day.
Get rid of vices.
Real: Anon is an honest town's boy.
Straight: First time is with his wife.
I really hope so.
That’s really wholesome. Respect for this anon
fake: anon gets married
gay: anon talks to a man
Its also fake
fake: anon gets married
gay: anon talks to a man
the latter please
@@NearlyAsleep🪜
@@NearlyAsleep decaf or regular
Im still a virgin because the though of being mixed up with a stranger sweat sound so repulsive.
It is nasty and that’s what makes it good
germaphobe?
I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose 👺
Ur missing out bud, its not gross at all
But once sweat leaves your body, is it really yours anymore?
Face it: you are mixing up with foreign sweat every day of your life.
Based and christpilled
Idc, I'm gonna cope and believe this real.
Everyone needs to cope somehow. Hope you get lucky and it works and you dont get crushed by it not being applicable in actuality, because it sucks when that happens.
This is why Christians in the past were strict about free love and obscenity in culture, they wanted to preserve the sacredness of sex within marriage between a husband and wife.
@@TjBaxy ??? That doesn't make sense, are you saying everyone was doing just as much as we do these days but in secret instead of openly and proudly?
Because that would be an incorrect assertion.
Modesty and dignity are real things and sorely lacking in the past 5 generations.
Seems like you're trying to downplay the effort people in the past made to preserve their modesty and dignity to excuse the extreme hedonism of our times.
@@TjBaxy "Don't think that people" which people?
@@TjBaxy Honestly, yeah. Plus, back then people would have multiple wives whom they didn't even love and you'd be forced to marry someone you've never talked to. Not good times
@@astrovarius543Doesn't matter how Christian you are. Most people always had at least one experience before getting married
@@TjBaxy just like there are people who follow Christianity now, there were back them. And just because you don't know them doesn't mean they don't exist.
Sex before marriage lowers sexual satisfaction with whoever your spouse is, and increases divorce rates. Make sure to teach that to your kids that, sex Ed is horrible but no sex Ed leads to kids assuming sexual promiscuity in culture is normal and kinda ok. No all sex before marriage is damaging to you and your future, scientifically. Kids deserve the chance to live life knowing that
Too bad we're already at a point where Virgin = Leper, now you HAVE to lose it in order to get married.
I was expecting a catastrophic fumble
Wait, was she a virgin too?
Sure hope so, otherwise he got dealt a bad deal.
I'm pretty sure she was because it seems she was raised Christian her whole life by her parents.
@@Average-Illinoisan .... ever heard of 'church girls'
The way she wasn't remotely disappointed by how their wedding night went and his goofy awkwardness, most likely yes she was. If she had prior experience he would have likely been disappointing for her.
@@legoboy7107
Which is the beauty of it and why waiting is the objectively correct decision. Since neither side knows what they’re doing and they like each other’s company, no matter how proficient either is at the act it’ll be enjoyable for both as they learn how to please each other. No right or wrong, no “poor performance” as if marital intimacy is something to be optimized like a machine. Just a man and a woman, bound together, experiencing the moment.
story: fake
dream: real
video: gay
Hotel:trivago
@@stalinsbutterflyYou have completed this comment lol thank you for the irl laugh I just had
@@chewy99. You are welcome. May your future be so great that you can only look at your past and smile in solitude.
Yeah maaan! You're a winner! I was expecting a Thailand twist or something.
4chan's version of the Japanese McDonald's ad.
This may be propaganda, but if it is, it's working.
3 months seem pretty quick, but assuming it is all true- he might have gotten lucky and found a worthy one. If so, he made the right decision and will be rewarded. Hope so.
I just need to wait a little bit longer. God give me strength.
I'll pray for you. God is with us through our challenges and our victories.
God give your future spouse strength too to not fall into temptation
My experience went a little different. I ended up getting flak at my church for saying I wouldn't date a born again virgin. Soured me on going and church is kind of the only acceptable way to expect/ask about previous sexual experience. Guess I'm dying alone.
Born again what? That sound so ridiculous lol if you lose it you lost it, there's no such thing as reclaiming it.
>wake up
Glad it worked for anon but being engaged after 3 months is crazy
Fake: I don't want to believe that
Gay: I don't want to believe that either
Have a good marriage anon.
Engaged after Three months?!
What a weird thing to tell your parents.
Life is precious, and balanced. Part of that preciousness and balance is the idea that avoiding pleasure in the current moment almost always translates directly to more pay off later on.
Pure? In 4chan?
fake: anon gets married
gay: anon talks to a man
Anon somehow more virgin than the average guy. May he shine as brightly
I too am waiting until marriage and I hope I find a woman who is as well.
Where you fish determines what you will catch.
@astrovarius543 I am begging you, use a better analogy, comparing dating to fishing just sounds like you're talking about bring a sexual predator😭😭😭
fake: anon gets married
gay: anon talks to a man
Married after only 3 months? Dang, that’s fast. 😂
Man this is just wholesome bro although im not a christian but in my faith we also have to be virgin till marriage. this is giving me hopes because i live and study in a sinfull enviroment. im proud of anon.
And then he woke up?
The lamp was looking weird
Amish bit made me lol 😂
eyyy this one was actually nice, really funny and silly, good for them!
Bro prepared at the last minute lol
wholesome af
I'm surprised there's not a demented plot twist at the end
That awkward line was actually pretty funny
I'll take "shit that didn't happen to anon" for 500!
Wait, he's NOT Amish? Epic.
What's strange and commendable in the west is rather mundane here in the east.
Uh.. Women in Japan/Korea are absolutely loose. Thai/PH/Vietnam/Ect are all massive prostitution destinations. China uses sex workers as spys on the regular. What 'east' are you talking about? Eastern Europe? Russia has one of the biggest sexport problems in the known world. Most of the east is exactly as degenerate as the west. Its a global issue.
Gigabased!
Anyone can be a hole to pound or a rod to ride, but it takes that special someone to spend the rest of your life talking and joking with. Making that the priority greatly increases the chances of you finding love and happiness with a long term partner!
Wait they didn't even kiss til wedding night?
Damn.....
Anon is living the Dream
Lucky prick, I'm begrudgingly happy for him lol
Fake: please don’t be this ones cute
Nothing else to add, I like this one, also saving myself, hope it goes just as well
If anon is pure than I am literally Jesus, except I'm a terrible carpenter so I might need some help from my homie up high
I choose to believe this one is real (and straight).
5 years before divorce, max
With two devout church goers? Nah, they're in for life, regarless of how long their love lasts.
"I'm not a loser incel, I'm just waiting for marriage"
Are you really trying to imply that people who are voluntarily celibate are the same as incels?
@Lowdian it depends, are they religious? Then yes
Fascism is based on sexual repression
Real (probably not, but let's believe in it for a sec) and -straight- ace.
Take the amish pill anon
Well now I'm angry
God, when will it be finally my turn?
I saved myself for a committed relationship. Aint religious, had nothing to do with marriage or jesus. Glad I did it that way though. First time doing it as a guy is comically embarrassing and doing it with a girl you trust makes it a special vulnerable sharing moment instead of just being some hobag's comedy special for a weekend.
As an atheist: absolutely Virgin- and Christ-pilled
I'm happy for anon (presuming it's true - I'm pretty naive).
As an atheist I think he’s a clown… but whatever
@@BlueMushroomSmurfCat how is having control over yourself being a clown?
fake: anon gets married
gay: anon talks to a man
How are you atheist and Christ pilled. It's as juxtaposed as peace and Islam.
Was she a virgin too? 😁🤣
Like your videos dude.
Keep going!
New sub
It's not bad to think some people win
This is very sweet.
I for one hope this one isn't fake, or gay.
Please let this be true
Good for him man :D
Fake: incel reasoning for religion
Gay: Anon cover eyes when watching r-rated
How would youtube know what to do for amish
I’m going to have a love like this too one day in Jesus Mighty Name! I’m saving myself for my future wife and I expect the same from her for me. It’s best to wait until marriage, less problems and less sin.
Meanwhile I’m 38 single, I hate my life.
Anon is larping, he posts on 4chan and said he "closed his eyes during the kissing parts", yeah right 🤦
Anon: Just like the simulations
This is wholesome. Would like for this to happen for me as well.
it should have been ME
Some might laugh at this at this story, but they are fools, true fools...
Damn i did not think it gets that way lol.
Sure someone from 4chan inironically said this
Funny little story, but I don't believe it happened, at least not in 2024.
Winning.
Hope I can get this too
How is this guy even on the channies?
Cringe middle-groundpill: Waiting until marriage is how you find out you're both sexually incompatible and either spend a lifetime together miserable with a dead bedroom, or one cheats on the other and divorce follows.
I'm not advocating for racking up as many notches on your bedpost as possible, but yeah, I've personally watched the above happen to 4+ couples at this point, it ain't worth not finding out. People should start doing stuff when they're committed to each other, but pre-marriage.
Based.
Today i meet envy
Top 10 things that didn't happen
you are this sensitive and then decide to post on 4chan? yeah nah
Salut! go conquer the world king
If this is real, then Im Elon Musk
Ok anon time for ur meds
Based
Unhooking bras is overrated anyway
Definitely fake. You can't convince me someone like this actually exists on 4chan lol
guys this is a bit cringe 😭