INSPIRED ULTIMATUM Jeskai Control | My Funniest Games Ever

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ความคิดเห็น • 214

  • @OneMillionBees
    @OneMillionBees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    CGB gets so high on painkillers that his next vid is just an hour staring at the main menu, commentating games that are only happening in his mind

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      CGB staring at his deck selection: "Look at this guy. He's got an Embercleave, I know it."

    • @Waffletoasters
      @Waffletoasters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spending 10 min contemplating which land he wants to play in a mono colored deck

    • @0ViciousV0
      @0ViciousV0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love seeing chill cool decks like this when you're just playing unranked hope that foot gets better soon!

    • @matthewdavis7869
      @matthewdavis7869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooooo I would watch the entire video, no doubt😂

    • @alexcreaghan2307
      @alexcreaghan2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      placing mastery orbs thinking he's playing spells

  • @elchingon12346
    @elchingon12346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Wincons? My wincon is patience"
    **Monored players have left the chat**

    • @triopsate3
      @triopsate3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a player who's favorite wincon is 2 clear the minds, I can't help but like that saying.

    • @elchingon12346
      @elchingon12346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@triopsate3 As a monored player
      **vomits**

  • @Luizsimi
    @Luizsimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "My wincon is patience." - CGB Tzu, The Art of the Control Player

  • @marcymarc1981
    @marcymarc1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Liliana: "I am exhausted...", CBG: "ME TOO!":D

    • @LordGentle
      @LordGentle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^ Gold

    • @steviethedude3736
      @steviethedude3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @gabrielecremonini8792
      @gabrielecremonini8792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the most tired is Teferi, he is everywhere!

    • @dracodominus2800
      @dracodominus2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabrielecremonini8792 if you are not playing 4 T3feri, you are part of the problem. #PlayT3feriTillBan

    • @kingfuzzy2
      @kingfuzzy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dracodominus2800 that is a success ; )

  • @alestop39
    @alestop39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Why did you put 12 mystical disputes in the deck?

  • @OksanaSean
    @OksanaSean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “My Wincon Is Patience” -CGB This needs to be a t-shirt! This video was great. So many awesome sound bites! Too funny :)

  • @jeffcgh
    @jeffcgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Mystical dispute tribal doesnt seem viable in today’s meta, try rat tribal.

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Don't you love age? I've hurt my back engaging in such extreme sports as picking up socks from the floor and turning because I heard a noise

    • @futhamucka
      @futhamucka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I once put my back out for 6 months wringing a wet cloth out too tightly.

    • @andreibarabash9701
      @andreibarabash9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@futhamucka Jezz, that brutal. For 6 months as well. To be honest man, your back was probably already damaged, I really don't see how you would pull off something like that otherwise.

    • @kingfuzzy2
      @kingfuzzy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sneezed once and threw out a disk and made my arm go asleep.

  • @Wolf21973
    @Wolf21973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A 3/3 staircase attacked with vigilance. That 1/1 ankle never had a chance

  • @milanhvozdik3379
    @milanhvozdik3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Really thematic video, love how shuffler was also high
    (Actually loved it and would like to see similar stuff in the future [except for injuries of course])

  • @joep5454
    @joep5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Narset's discard is a 'may' fellas, don't throw your poor cards into the bin for no reason

    • @kingfuzzy2
      @kingfuzzy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The removal of Winota and infinite yorion loops is a good reason.

  • @placebounicorn2325
    @placebounicorn2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You turn into Mono Black Magic when you're high. I love it.

    • @davestier6247
      @davestier6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dingus egg ftw

    • @steviethedude3736
      @steviethedude3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      People always ask me
      CGB what is the most hipster way to magic
      And I tell them
      Painkillers

    • @dracodominus2800
      @dracodominus2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@steviethedude3736 best comment I've read today! 10/10 would read again! What a time to be alive!

  • @joshwhitmire5753
    @joshwhitmire5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In the nine games of quick draft that I’ve played in Ikoria so far, I’ve played 17 lands in every deck, and every single game I have drawn more than 60% land. The shuffler is totally fine.

  • @lebbrin
    @lebbrin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The look on CBG's face in game one when the second ozolith came out..... Priceless!!!

  • @sethdubois318
    @sethdubois318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I definitely lost it at the 4th Mystical Dispute in the first game. Wtf.

  • @edoardospagnolo6252
    @edoardospagnolo6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tell us the truth CGB: you hurt your foot while practicing the routine for your Narset of the Ancient Way cosplay!

  • @leosc24
    @leosc24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    LOL, High CGB is definitely not as informative but is entertaining none the less! Hope you feel better soon man!

  • @afk5112
    @afk5112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm already addicted to CovertGoDrugged!(also hope u get bettet soon)

  • @thurenv
    @thurenv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "There was something in the air" i was expecting a drum beat after that sentence lol

  • @Sir_Master
    @Sir_Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:21 You know teferi will get you
    Teferi: It’s only a matter of time

  • @patrick6591
    @patrick6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You could see CGBs soul leave his body when the opponent cast triple fae of wishes

    • @patrick6591
      @patrick6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, this was a fun video :)

  • @lokesinclair3200
    @lokesinclair3200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve been watching your videos every day as they have been released for the past two months after coming back to magic and I wanted to say that this is my favourite video I think the more you enjoy the content the better the content is.

  • @lucius6639
    @lucius6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    25:16 nice poker hand

  • @ronaldsobotta2196
    @ronaldsobotta2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. Could not stop laughing. Definitely should do this more often.

  • @dracodominus2800
    @dracodominus2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:39 Wincons? My wincon is patience!
    I love it! LoL

  • @michelerivolta911
    @michelerivolta911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once the new teferi is out, you have try to make a no-wincon proliferate deck aiming just to endlessly ultimate it, and ascend to the ultimate level of teferiness: "the opponent can't play"

  • @thomasmunro1337
    @thomasmunro1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is how the shuffler treats me all day, I wish streamers showed this side of arena more often so I don't feel like the game hates me

  • @Mike-ig7cb
    @Mike-ig7cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Future video request, CGB plays magic after eating edibles

  • @Waffletoasters
    @Waffletoasters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You tried to relive the good old days when you were dancing in Footloose weren't you CGB?

  • @Sirlawngnome23
    @Sirlawngnome23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grilled his foot in the George Foreman Grill... Don't let him lie to you.

  • @Belinera
    @Belinera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm not sure if the games are really funny"
    Draws 12 straight mystical disputes in the first game
    Ohhh boy, yes they are

  • @lettuce2740
    @lettuce2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When the shuffler is lit, please let it be legit. Also I hope your manly foot injury gets better!

  • @TheMeepMoop
    @TheMeepMoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:27 had a nice chuckle, thanks CGB

  • @LordHyren
    @LordHyren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My wincon is patience. Funniest shit I heard all day

  • @golbez1583
    @golbez1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Saw the games and I was laughing with you. It wasn't the drugs; your games where just that absurd.

  • @jajohnson310
    @jajohnson310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did you just draw 4 mystical disputes in a row? Jesus...what're the odds?

  • @fleesch
    @fleesch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    can someone please count how many disputes and shatters were drawn in this video?
    (including starting hands, mulligans and scry)

  • @jfb-
    @jfb- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    didn't know mystical dispute and shatter the sky were erratad t be companions

  • @Luper1billion
    @Luper1billion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    game starts: 4 mystical disputes
    the drugs are good

  • @mcbescheiden725
    @mcbescheiden725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I puted Teferi into my uw flyier deck and into my simic flash deck. I hope that I am allowed to be in the cool kids club now.

  • @matthewstottmann2836
    @matthewstottmann2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Beefcake.” 8:56

  • @kallbrand
    @kallbrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The draw engine is so broken. It happens all the time. Plus I get obviously pitted against opponents differently based on my deck choice. Consistently.

  • @ClambNStuff
    @ClambNStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang CGB, hope your foot gets better soon, man. Foot pain is miserable.

  • @terencetensen3832
    @terencetensen3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Yes more drugs and magic please!

    • @MrCosmoe
      @MrCosmoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      genuinely funny indeed.

  • @guillermolopez6130
    @guillermolopez6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cgb: heh, no ozolith 😏
    Opponent nono: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

  • @christianmartin3174
    @christianmartin3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a yugioh player who's new to magic. Your content is fantastic and has really inspired me to play some fun decks. Also i love your content so far

  • @fergusallen1213
    @fergusallen1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahahaha CGBs eyes after the cut at 31:11!!!!!!! hahahaahahahahahh

    • @zachhintze
      @zachhintze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missed this while watching and now I can’t stop laughing

  • @BlackwaterPark666
    @BlackwaterPark666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Try recording on LSD next pls ;=)

  • @danielrobinson5384
    @danielrobinson5384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3rd mystical dispute: lol
    4th mystical dispute: wut? 😂😂😂

  • @PabloMartinez-is5wf
    @PabloMartinez-is5wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    28:28 His smile and optimist is gone...

  • @sinistermind33
    @sinistermind33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone on the arena FB page
    "HoW DaRe YoU SaY ThE ShuFfLeR iS BrOke"

  • @DakotaAbroad
    @DakotaAbroad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Themly them" made me laugh. And I will keep mostly playing in the play queue. I'm all the them I need to be. XD

  • @BesAdvance
    @BesAdvance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "My wincon is patience" - CGB, 2020

  • @didcgbgoblue5286
    @didcgbgoblue5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes

  • @HComfy
    @HComfy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i haven't even watched the games yet and i already know i'll enjoy the hell out of this video

  • @rcornejo911
    @rcornejo911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I see "Shuffler Tribal" is still valid in Standard...

  • @Ktwitch88
    @Ktwitch88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Patience is a good Win-Con!

  • @orkun.dincer
    @orkun.dincer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Mystical" Dispute indeed

  • @Niryth
    @Niryth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Geez, some of the weirdest gameplay I’ve seen. Looks like the shuffler needs a vacation or something.

  • @mets_wc
    @mets_wc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's nice to have a video that actually reflects some of our daily experiences. Hey this seems like it could work ....................................and back to the drawing board.

  • @worsethanjoerogan8061
    @worsethanjoerogan8061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:25 Lmao WTF

  • @henrygandelman
    @henrygandelman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Druged CGB was right, this WAS a fun video
    Shuffler is so crazy I'm playing physical magic with my GF and the draws are crazy as well

  • @tjbach8213
    @tjbach8213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cam here to kick ass and chew bubble gum is from the classic move 'they live', whether anyone outside the Midwest references it I cannot say, as I am also from a dismal backwater in Michigan

  • @Mortonbmx
    @Mortonbmx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    35:06 I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum... -duke nukem

  • @ElJengo
    @ElJengo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If you think this deck has a wincon, you havent been paying attention"

  • @Basoosh
    @Basoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TIL I grew up about 30 miles from CGB!

  • @roberto1524
    @roberto1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hope it's not that bad, definitely get well soon !!

  • @johncarey4040
    @johncarey4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    find this kind of deck way more fun to play and to watch than just the same deck that everyone else is playing currently

  • @demonicell
    @demonicell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have the same problem with the shuffler. Often times in mono green for some reason I will literally draw 7 lands in a row in a 24 land deck.

  • @rickwandre
    @rickwandre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "My win con is patience"

  • @leehunt6031
    @leehunt6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These games were ridiculous lol

  • @TheOnlyRaviol
    @TheOnlyRaviol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    playing this kind of deck since some weeks without teferi (because i can't stand seeing this card anymore, so i decided never to play it) with a ominous sea, midnight clock, whirlwind of thought and low cost spells/counter spells. Very fun to play and worked to diamond pretty well (not enough time to play magic to grind my way higher anyway). nice channel you have here.

  • @Goldenhanded
    @Goldenhanded 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m new to magic and was wondering; those Liliana packs available until June 25th, are the cards you get from the packs (not the Lilianas) usable in standard?

  • @TheDubleyaC
    @TheDubleyaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those first two games were stunning...

  • @philippkollmar2898
    @philippkollmar2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get well soon CGB ... and shuffler.

  • @RockEsper
    @RockEsper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video was absurd.

  • @ainwolfson9582
    @ainwolfson9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shuffler is certainly more than just conspiracy theory...
    Try to add two generic lands to your mana base (like Cryptic Caves) and wonder, why you have at least 1 of them in your starting hand (out of 24-28 lands) over the majority of matches...
    Regarding your Fae and 7th mana: I always end up having 1 landdrop in the sideboard, like Fabled Passage or a shock land.

  • @asaanderson1078
    @asaanderson1078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao "... drugs" oOoO... get well soon man

  • @edoardospagnolo6252
    @edoardospagnolo6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This deck has Teferi, Time Raveler in it. The daily debt has been paid.

  • @jcwijma1486
    @jcwijma1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is how you know you're old, CGB. When you hurt yourself doing the basic things. Next thing you know, you're yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off your lawn.

  • @DiogoVKersting
    @DiogoVKersting 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right off the bat I thought it was weird that you had 4 Mystical Dispute in a Bo1 deck.

  • @camcongab765
    @camcongab765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    FYI: Narset’s discard is a “may”. No need to discard lands!

  • @terencetensen3832
    @terencetensen3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Shuffler is not fine".

  • @guiwoda
    @guiwoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This looks a lot more like my own shuffler experiences!

  • @kevinj4002
    @kevinj4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you played Rakdos burn in historic with fireblade atrisan, serrated scorpion, and heartfire? Its janky and I wouldnt say its competitive, but its so fun. I wish it were more consistent, but it is hilarious to play and in my opinion very fun even when you dont get there

  • @clumsybandit6020
    @clumsybandit6020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the great content! Do you know the name of your intro song?

  • @trentyarwood
    @trentyarwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like Jeskai control very much, but I prefer Neutralise as my counter because most people don't play blue and most people who do play simic ramp and have the mana to pay the tax.
    Also if you draw all four of them, you can cycle them. :)

  • @matthewvanrensburg3824
    @matthewvanrensburg3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The problem with the shuffler is not that it isn't as close to pure random as possible.
    The problem with the shuffler is that it IS working as close to pure random as possible.
    Pure random doesn't equate to a balanced reality is the real problem here. Being pure random IS the problem. Just because a machine is capable of achieving something, doesn't mean it is the correct tool or outcome for the job.

  • @ilovememes_4824
    @ilovememes_4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do I feel like the shuffler is on more painkillers than CGB

  • @Wolf21973
    @Wolf21973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That had to be some net deckers you were playing because....wow

  • @leonardoleoni5403
    @leonardoleoni5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Win-Con is Patience

  • @shutupandpick740
    @shutupandpick740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm having the same issue. Either no land, land of all one color, or absolute flood after I play out the cards on my draw. It's rigged or stupid.

  • @DrNeonGaming
    @DrNeonGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Slightly high CGB is best CGB

  • @mykyrox
    @mykyrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When those Vicodin’s kick in😋

  • @justinbendlin7578
    @justinbendlin7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have fun no matter what! Always enjoy the hard work!

  • @lifeinthefoyer8687
    @lifeinthefoyer8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. CGB!! Please show a strong cycling Rielle with Zenith flare deck??? :D

  • @kingfuzzy2
    @kingfuzzy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real drug here is jeskai not painkillers : p ty for the vid.

  • @profthedog
    @profthedog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude that's not a saying! It's a quote from a movie and you should definitely watch it. It's called They Live and it's awesome. You're not gonna be disappointed

  • @TimeWalk936
    @TimeWalk936 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drunk CGC? I can not belive It!

  • @darkhalf81
    @darkhalf81 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stupid shuffler was never fine! Let us petition to WotC that they add a Reshuffle option once you did 2 Mulligans and get a crappy draw!