Why Arkham Batman vs Black Noir Isn't Even Remotely Close
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- Welcome to a brand new video! This is Why Arkham Batman vs Black Noir Isn't Even Remotely Close. Where we dive into a battle between Batman from the Arkham franchise and Black Noir who I personally see as the Batman of The Boys. Where I truly think that Arkham Batman would have no issues dealing with someone like Black Noir, but you can find out why in this video! With that said if you enjoy make sure to leave a like, sub and comment below suggestions for future videos!
Batman doesn't kill. Though Wayne Enterprise Isn't Paying Your Medical Bill
I like that hahaha
Batman won’t kill you, but he doesn’t have to save you.
Lmao facts
Though my interpretation of Batman would
@geeebuttersnap2433 he often does though that's my favourite version of batman especially if we are talking about the arkham version. Just to remind you all.
Batman: you want to know something funny even after everything you've done I would have still saved you.
Joker: that actually is pretty funny *dies
Batman would figure out Black Noir has Brain Damage so quickly, Maybe even try to Help him through WayneTech after giving him a Beating of the Century.
Best comment here, and likely the truest one. Bat fans are just concerned on wanting to prove Batman beats every street/country tier that they are absolutely blind to the character Batman is. He's a good guy that helps the villains, not go around beating them for no reason
😂😂😂 love it
@@-Hexag0nnope but if he’s a wanted criminal he will jump him if he can.
@@-Hexag0n Thank you! That’s so kind. And obviously Batman would have to use his Tech to take Black Noir down.
In the comics, Amanda Waller considers Batman as a Meta-human
True
He basically is
Considering his feats, he might as well be Meta-Human
He can pretty much go toe to toe with the league using strategy and using tactical advantages, also highly intelligent, I can see him being considered meta human
It’s the same thing that happens with all characters with ninja training in fiction. They go from normal to super soldier real quick
“There’s nothing mere about that mortal” ~The Joker
@@chuxkp7512 Lol thanks for bringing that Joker quote back to my attention.
The Jonkler solos.
@@Tcr_R1-voidBone solos easily
Man solos with his fart@@trevorphilips9065
@@trevorphilips9065Bone 💀
Fighting super soldiers enhanced by some compound is just another night for Batman
Just another deathstroke type fight for Batman
@@PurveyorTubeExcept BN doesn't use sword, which makes it even easier
As soon as I saw the title I already knew Noir was gonna be a victim. Noir gonna get hit with that horrific 50x hit combo with a finisher this fight is bullying 😭💀
We are all lucky that Batman isn't evil.
You’re thinking of Owl Man.
The Batman Who Laughs is the most dangerous evil Batman.
Until another edgy writer comes up with the totally original idea of making him evil for an entirely self contained story that’ll definitely remain as a niche and relatively unexplored concept.
Ya, good thing Arkham Batman was never mind controlled by a alien to conquer and destroy earth
@b1ackspid3r43 Indeed. If I were writing the game's plot, that would be a Clone of The Justice League and I'd leave hints on the true fate of the true Justice League.
“How long can the seven survive against Insomniac Spider-Man”
“How long can the Seven survive against Arkham Batman”
2 minutes since he will have time to prep @@Sentinel_007
Throw Web of Shadows Spidey in there
3 seconds
Doesn’t Batman always have prep-time tho
Agree with you here Arkham Batman would absolutely stomp Black Noir.
Batman can literally dirt his hands with peanut butter and do a 100x beatdown on Blacknoir
Good luck getting him to swallow it.
@@younglove3362not how allergic reactions work bro
@@younglove3362 nut powder, I dont think noir's mask is a small particulate filter
Gist Batman blitzes Black Noir mid-diff and snaps his neck by accident.
Batman 5 minutes after the first encounter with anyone from The Boys : "Let me make an anti-cumpound V real quick."
As joker said “there’s nothing mere about that mortal”
peanut smoke bomb
Another Batman W
12:15
All the prep time he'd need is enough time to grab the Phantom Zone projector.
He just needs to make some peanut butter and shove it on his mouth
Batman absolutely bodies. Dude regularly fights Deathstroke and he's superior than Noir in everything.
Highly doubt Deathstroke or Bats could beat Noir in a straight up fight
💀 go read some deathstroke feats @@RX7821979
dodging 2 rockets is wild for speed/reaction time feats
“So you have super strength and a healing factor? Good, that means I don’t have to hold back” 🦇🦇🦇
Batman has fought actual superheroes! Some even in just fist fights! And wins regularly! I don't think this would be much more of a challenge!
That's plot armor. Batman is a force to be reckoned with, but when fighting hand to hand with meta humans instead of outsmarting them, then plot is on Batman side.
@@younglove3362
All characters have plot armor. The in universe explanation is he is peak human + martial arts training combined means he has comparable AP to a low tier meta human. Imagine someone with the technique of all the highest level fighters rolled into one, with the power of Halfthor and the speed of Usain Bolt. If someone like that existed we would think they have super human abilities.
The meta reason is all characters ever have plot armor. Chi and aliens don’t exist and men can’t fly. Yet stories about those things exist, so why not a human who can use martial arts to fight super humans?
@@BruceWayne-fj9bm
None as much as Batman. Not even close.
@@BruceWayne-fj9bmthe physical comparisons are lowballs, there isn’t a single person on this planet that could match or come close to Batman in any physical stat, at least for comics.
@@BruceWayne-fj9bm bud Im a big fan of batman but if it wasnt for plot armor batman would get bodied by most superheroes and super villians
Arkham Batman got killed by Harley Quinn, I’m sure Black Noir can beat Batman. Jk, I don’t take that shit game as canon, noir is cooked.
I have no idea what game you are referring to lol
This is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no SSKTJL.
@@ComicCasualVideosI think he’s talking about that suicide squad one
@@ComicCasualVideos in suicide squad kill justice leauge
they nerf arkham batman
harlyey kill him with gun
meanwhile batman beat harley 4times
suicide squad? what is that never heard of it
Arkham Batman suit is not just a suit it literally enhances his strength and agility it’s basically a lesser form of the iron man suit
no. what the suit does is offer more armoring. IT'S LIGHTER so he can move as fast as he can. (Small detail, Batman runs a bit faster when he gets the new suit.) and because he can move faster, he can hit harder 'cause physics
@@sweetlitlbumblbit's also magnetized
Regular Batman vs black noir isn’t even close, Arkham bat man will rip him to shreds then disintegrate those shreds and spread their ashes into lava
Comic book batman is above Arkham batman
@@seanao32 is he talking about comic Batman? Or just like the most normal batman?
@@seanao32Yes, but I have a feeling they were referring to a more JLAS version of Batman.
Look at the title. The video is him specifically talking about Arkham Batman@@CommanderRexYT
Fear gas peanut 🥜 allergy combo!
Next Insomniac Spider man vs the entire seven 🗿🗿🗿
Homelander would beat him
@@Lumantrix nice one lol
@@Hakaishin_XD Homelander can fly at Mach twenty has heat vision that can cut down every metal on Earth and can withstand nuclear missiles Insomniacs spiderman wouldn’t be able to hurt let alone kill homelander
@@Lumantrix spider man has spidey sense which milklander has no away around it and will easily dodge his heat vision, Spider man can also react to electricity from electros attacks which is way faster than Mach 20 💀💀💀💀, he has endured beatings from the entire sinister 6 including being poisoned by scorpion which took a heavy toll on him and having 14 broken bones that he had to push through the entire night with. Let’s not forget how Milklander has no form of agility whatsoever including how he would easily get beaten in combat, skill, and overall IQ, abilities and hax clearly goes to spider man like dude no offense homelander isn’t beating him, and he has been shown to bleed from Maeve 💀💀💀💀 and how he couldn’t beat soldier boy too.
@@Hakaishin_XD Well in the game Spiderman barely stopped a train while Annie says that she looked up to Queen Maeve because she broke her hand to stop a out of control train so she stopped it easier and in a more direct way then Spiderman did so that would scale her above him also
Here comes a Death Battle between Black Adam from DC vs Gorr the god butcher. Who do you guys think would win?
Remember this is just for fun.
Honestly I'm not sure lol
It Gorr, he held his own against 3 Thors, one of them is stronger than Odin.
Batman would totally weaponize Noir’s tree nut allergy lol
Batman: Shoots Peanut into his mouth with Slingshot
Yeah same with superman’s kryptonite
"tree nut fists"
@@idkwhattoputherelol-c1d😂😭
@@Lor470 he'd just make a nut gas and lob a smoke bomb at noir
batman would try to make him robin after beating him, help his brain damage and trauma through wayne tech and batmans other methods. if noir is willing not to kill
Batman is not a “normal” human. Instead, his superhuman powers include willpower, patience, intelligence and focus. Oh… and he’s rich.
Insane take. Noir is a superhuman, with superhuman durability. Near Invulnerability, and was only killed by the strongest supe in his verse. Even the damage Soldier Boy did, was bc at the time, he was the strongest in the verse. Noir is armed to the teeth, quick, and just a fucking unit. I love Batman, and Arkham Batman is like the most Chad version of the character. But there's no way in hell, he's beating up a near invulnerable ninja. Crazy to me that you'd even think that's plausible
imagine your character being so fucking fodder you gotta add feats from a completely different version of him
There's only one way he can beat him and that's the allergy, without that batman has 0 chance, everyone here is braindead
@@idkwhattoputherelol-c1dlmaoo Boys fans are wild asf
@@tedtheodore5715 fr I saw one unironically saying homelander defeats Sukuna
Deathstroke is a superhuman that has the strength of 10 men, can run over 100mph, can think 9 times faster than a average person, has a healing factor that can regrow organs and bring him back from the dead is a far better tactician martial artist and killer than black noir and batman beat the brakes off of him and arkham batman canonically did it without getting hit.
Can he beat Comics Noir tho
that mf killed comics homelander
Batman fanboys- he can beat comic Black Noir with prep 😂😂😂
Batman is probably the only person where you can spam the “give him prep time” reason on any person and it would actually make sense as long as the person has some type of weakness
Batman overpowers Black Noir due to fighting Bane, Killer Croc and Solomon Grundy!
W fr. Batman is overall the better and more powerful fighter
Black Noir owns all of those guys. Stop ✋️. Saying Batman would win in a hand to hand combat against Black Noir is like saying he can take on Spiderman or Captain America in hand to hand combat. Batman automatically losses.
@@younglove3362noir is allergic to peanuts and Batman would 1000% use it against him just like he does with kryptonite against superman
@@joshuarobinson6011
Batman would have to have compound V or something else in order to get near Noir
Otherwise, Noir is owning Batman. 🙄
@@younglove3362 you're coping
Idk why but Batman weaponizing a peanut allergy is hilarious 😂 it's like the ultimate nut punch
Nah this not even a close fight The Dark Knight, Bat Detective, Batman wins easy,
He mastered 127 Forms at Martial Arts Skills..The Dark Knight Wins...🔥🔥🔥
This is the same batman that can bend metal pipes and ballistic shields and lift a special forces soldier with one arm
*puts peanut oil in a humidifier
It's funny because I feel like Batman would literally be able to find every single little detail about Noir through sheer detective work.
if i had to fight noir id cover myself in peanut butter
1 reason, he can respawn and try again
Paradoxically, despite underdog being a pretty much ubiquitous trope, the evil versions of these characters almost always have to be weaker
Deathstroke vs Black Noir is an interesting matchup in my opinion
DeathStroke will prolly win Low-mid diff
Bro can just do the blade dodge takedown on noir
real
There’s not much prep time you can do for noir. His show identity was shrouded in mystery. In order to know he had a peanut allergy, you’d either have to get a dna sample (not easy) or find a file that was almost absolutely burned after the soldier boy incident. You’re talking about a physically scarred mute who hallucinates cartoon imaginary friends in his head. He doesn’t take the mask off and he doesn’t have a life so what kind of casing can you do on him? And that fact alone makes it crazy to assume that noir wasn’t holed up in a gym training just as hard. He absolutely smoked an entire base of terrorists in the beginning of season 2 and taking the stealthy route was definitely optional.
Arkham Batman can box up Killer Croc who grows tougher after each fight, he's got this.
Bro any Batman vs black noir wouldn’t be close what tf are we talking about lol
I think it’s hilarious to think about Batman with prep time just put peanuts in everything like he needs a minute from the fight so he throws his smoke grenade with peanut dust in it oh no he’s too far away I’ll just throw my automatic peanut injecting beatarang
Tv the boys noir is a brain damaged black man with a physical based power and a ninja assassin motif/persona. But the cannon Noir is litteraly an even more duranged clone of Homelander. Which is to say that if he didint just outright punch batman in half, as he has no weaknesses to glowing green rocks, and only pretends to be a physical hero, with great powers but not homelander level powers, Batman could litteraly drop a nuke on him and barely singe his perfect hair. Which is to say that Batman V Black Noir would have been a very very short movie. Which would mostly consist of him beating him in a one sided fight, sexualy violating him, and then casually ripping him in half and throwing his dismembered corpse, at hundreds of miles per hour, out over the ocean where no one would ever find the evidence of his violent and depraved murder of another human being.
As soon as I read the title I knew it was already over for Black Noir. He’s getting x50-x100 beatdown by Arkham Batman.
The fight playing out in game: bats can't take too many hits from noir since he's a supe soo our hp is precious, we have to take advantage of explosive gel and sonic batarangs to throw him off, and while he's concussed we cape swish him and hit em with the fear gas then start beating down on him with a barrage of punches and then he calls in the batmobile to send noir through a concrete wall...tell me that sound accurate to the games tho😂💯
So basically give noir the bane treatment
I needed this video
to be fair, we dont' really ever see black noirs fighting skill except for that one time against kimiko so the debate doesn't make a lot of sense
Batman would wreck Black Noir, but he'd try to help him first before sending him to the hospital.
Tldr, Batsy digs him a 6 foot deep hole and puts a hospital bed inside
I saw Batman in the title and thought “AUTOMATIC W”😂😂😂
Yo Cómic Casual For your Next Video! Can you please do What If Death Note and The Boys Were in the same Universe! As it would be nice Seeing Ryuke laughing and mocking Homelander and Him saying how you were always Doom! And The Gods of Heaven and Hell are Waiting for you! And once they’re done with you! The demons of Hell are Waiting to Punish! You!😈😈😈 it was fun while it Lasted John Gilman! As he Writes his Name Down! Knowing he can’t do Anything about it!
That one operative once called batman a meta human.
look the amount of bat-meat riding with “prep time this and prep-time that” ima be straight if black noir fought him and no prep time batman loses significantly and ima be real batman should just have a power at this point because of all the d riding yall do and it should just be invincibility where his weakness should be at his own exhaustion or his own body mass
he's supposed to be peak condition. as in he is the peak of what a human can obtain, also everything he uses is practical. Why his suit is the way it is.
Kimiko was hanging with black noir for a while😂soldier boy had noir trembling😂he died to an allergy😂
Noir is gonna get walked. What is Noir gonna do when his fried brain gets hit with a flashbang and pulverised by flying zipline kick
Arkham batman regularly beats deathstroke, who is better than live action noir in every department/stat. Arkham Batman has gone toe to toe with bane, killer croc and grundy with his regular gear that he almost always has in his utility belt. If he beats those guys with just standard gear, he doesn't need prep time for noir. Especially if its just noir alone in an isolated space. If you wanna use comic noir, then you'd have to put him against comic batman who is even nuttier than arkham batman. He fell from space (bursts into flames and left a crater in the ground) and walked it off. He beat galaxy renouned fighters/gladiators. Some of whom have hundred to possibly even thousands of years worth of combat experience. In terms of pure combat skills (no super strength or reflexes) is almost as good as main/canon diana, who is blessed with insane fighting instinct and literal godly training. Thought she does still beat him even without powers in a head on, purely skill based fight.
@@Aaayyyeeee214 bro don’t argue with that shows fans they are genuinely delusional. An idiot told me noir is faster than the speed of light because he dodged homelanders heat vision😭
the arkham knight suit enhances his speed at the expense of durability. his suit can still tank anything below armor-piercing rounds
my option arkham batman win
arkham batman win against great white shark with his fking hand
and he also beat T.1 BANE (T.1 BANE IS 9 ft 2 tall )
RIP NOIR
I mean when you really look at Batman, he could destroy most of the cast of the boys.
he can bench press a ton
match Usain Bolt
and off of most hit's you're hospital bill will be through the roof
you end up with a broken jaw a cracked solo plexus, cracked and broken ribs broken arms and legs a cracked skull and concussion.
here's no insurance in a game, comic, cartoon or real life that would cover all of that,
who the hell is gonna pay the deductible on BATMAN related injeras
bet BATMAN would be smiling while the turning Black Noir into the next wheel chair recipient.
11:49 Tek Knight is, Black Noir is a silent Deadpool
With prep time, Batman would probably reverse engineer the bomb that killed supes in “The Boys” comic, into a bomb that took away their powers to stop that version of Black Noir imo
Or he’d just use noirs peanut allergy against him
i just realised that black noir is literally just deathstroke in terms of abilities, he has a healing factor and super strength/fighting ability
Now do Arkham Batman vs Tek Knight lmao
Black noir isn't even beating Deathstroke.. which is someone that can actually go toe to toe with batman but still ultimately loses
Deathstroke is a superhuman that has the strength of 10 men, can run over 100mph, can think 9 times faster than a average person, has a healing factor that can regrow organs and bring him back from the dead is a far better tactician martial artist and killer than black noir and batman beat the brakes off of him and arkham batman canonically did it without getting hit. Noir is getting cooked.
Batman stomps Mr Double Black
11:45 Jokes?
Comics have shown us what happens when you give Batman nothing but prep time and a will to use it. He becomes God. He becomes God of the multiverse after taking that spot from Perpetua.
Black noir just needs to get him on a park bench and bats is cooked
Let’s be honest Batman is not gonna exploit a life threatening allergy because it could kill noir and Batman doesn’t kill (also the og black noir isn’t narcoleptic the actor is)
i feel like this didnt render properly because 720p looks more like 240/360p. Good video tho
I’d rather deal with noir than arkham batman. Like noir if you get caught you just die or end up in vought. But Arkham batman will leave you paralyzed, blind and deaf for the rest of your life 😂
Truly Batman all the way. I know it is not the subject of this post but can you explore Joe Manganiello as DeathStroke.
I think due to his age and physique that he would be the perfect DeathStroke.
We need to see that in the upcoming Batman/DC Universe. Just a suggestion.
I fear that because he was a possible DeathStroke in the Justice League that he may not be considered.
At least that is my fear.
I think using Arkham Batman for power scaling might be the most way to accurately portray him
Every character in The Boys would get stomped by any Marvel or DC character.
Not any like Black Widow and Green Arrow and Hawkeye and Mary Jane and uncle Ben and others would loose
@@Lumantrix
Black widow commonly fights and takes down people stronger than any of the characters from the boys. Hawkeye as well. Hell, squirrel girl solos the boys
@@legion4902 Not directly and there’s shit tons of plot protection in that
The very lowest end guys may have issues like Green Arrow or Hawkeye and even they have a chance.For the most part though you're absolutely correct the power level difference between the Boys and comics is just to large.
Comic Black Noir- I did....things.....
Arkham batman fought deathstroke hand to hand, black noir cant even beat him if batman just runs at him 😭
You know, I think if Black Noir had the drop on Batman, he might have a chance.
Too bad he’d need to get the drop on Batman. 🤣
*_Arkham batman vs. Homelander_* .
So basically Batman vs Deathstroke
Black Noir is pretty much a parody of Batman like Homelander is a parody of Superman. Neither of which will beat the one they are a parody of...well except the Adam West Batman might lose, but the guy probably has an anti-Black Noir spray.
Batman would win, but Black Noir is still more interesting. Batman was more interesting before he became the "Batgod" and just beats people that he realistically shouldn't.
Name one person arkham batman beat that he outright shouldnt
Ok one big if what if batman actually slept like a normal person instead of microsleeps now thats a full potential batman
Arkham Batman would beat the hell out of black noir and shout: NOW TALK!!!
sadly, noir couldn’t overcome his greatest weakness; tree nuts
Come on, we all know batman would adopt Black Noir
What if venom was in the boys?
I had a three day argument with nearly a dozen people that Batman could beat Wolverine. Arkham Batman is basically our Batman! If Arkham Batman Could stomp wolverine so could ours. I believe he could.
By the way wolverine can drown in 6ft of water...
The damn comic book writers have given you guys too much blind faith in Batman. Noir would wreck Batman, but the writers would never let it happen
Batman has everything Noir has and more
@@Jasonwithadot batman has superstrength? He can fly? He can speed blits?
I got an idea..what if Batman’s Rogue’s fought The Seven?
As a parody do Nemesis April a fools joke
Icon comic’s Nemesis
There's Probably a more appropriate place for a comment like this but I'm going to put it here anyway. This is a hot take: Arkham Batman is only as strong as people say he is because of the player. His durability is due to his health bar. And he's only as skilled as the person playing him. So all these things saying 'Arkham Batman solos' doesn't make sense to me.
Valid take. But against *my* arkham batman he's either super screwed or i mess up and die
This reminds me of a funny thought I had about how outside of the games, Batman would be basically untouched by any thug but then at the start of like Arkham Asylum, he dies by getting beaten up in the first room of the game.
you are aware that Noir is a lesser failed clone of Homelander right? Bat's edge is that he's got genius level intelligence, coupled with unrelenting detective skills with these abilities he's capable of unearthing most any adversaries weaknesses, once he's made this discovery...it's pretty much the ball game, except for the execution. But good o'l bats always seems to come out on top exploiting weaknesses. The only thing that will be his undoing is the same that claims all mortals ⏳🕛🪦
Isnt black noir a clone of Homelander. Doesn't that mean Batman needs to have something for his superstength
This is the TV show not comics
@@TariqTheGuy the tv show version still has flight and superstrength
@@samwisethebrave8103 for not not as good a homelander and 2 only the new black noir has flight
y’all lucky it’s not comic book noir he would wipe the floor with Batman no diff fr
Is bane juice stronger than compound V??
Batman fans are ridiculous. He is a human. Without gadgets Batman would get torn to shreds by killer croc, or anyone with super human strength. Bad comic book writing and video games don't count.
in my opinion Black Noir already loses 'cause his name is literally "Black Black" not a very cool name tbh :/
edit: "There's nothing meer about that mortal."
-Joker JL:TAS
Batman would just... throw a peanut grenade or something.
Batman’s best weapon is his plot armor black noir doesn’t have that