Got To Be Joking - The Apprentice - Series 7 Episode 12 - BBC One

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  • @TheMrbc74
    @TheMrbc74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “You charmed me, you got the job” David Brent

  • @The13thDoctor95
    @The13thDoctor95 13 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Helen should go into stand-up

    • @owencook2332
      @owencook2332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think she should sit back down tbh

    • @lk7923
      @lk7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@owencook2332 lmao

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      she makes something stand up thats for sure

    • @light.lawliet
      @light.lawliet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tc98826 ayo

    • @jr5296
      @jr5296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tc98826 lol

  • @KillSmilex
    @KillSmilex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He definitely fancied her 😂

    • @MaxPower-cm6ie
      @MaxPower-cm6ie ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yh the way he looked at her was different

  • @cardwitch91
    @cardwitch91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Gosh, this was the first year the investment was offered instead. There were a lot of really likable candidates and some of the best made it to the final. Jim was the ultimate sweet-talker, Susan was savvy, Helen could do almost anything (and had it been the old system would have undoubtedly won), and the winner Tom had more tenacity than I'd ever seen in a candidate and managed to stay energetic and full of ideas the whole time. I think S7 is still the highest rated ever and deservedly so.

    • @WaniZame
      @WaniZame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think you are right, this season, season 2 and the season with the “sandlewood” ( I think season 5) disaster are always the ones I think of with this show. Jedi Jim was one of the strongest personalities ever in the show, I genuinely think he’s probably the most dominant contestant ever and would have been the strongest personality in any season but Tom has to be the most likeable winner. Probably the most successful (although I understand Susan Ma, who didn’t win, is the most successful candidate ever).

    • @LetsGoToTheTheatre
      @LetsGoToTheTheatre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WaniZame nope I hear that mark with climb online is the most successful apparently.

    • @reececollison5101
      @reececollison5101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      S7 was good, but I think in terms of sheer calibre, S9 was strongest. There were some exceptionally talented people that year.

    • @mharbinson8952
      @mharbinson8952 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked series 7 and it had its disasters too but generally there were people who were strong and it wasn't guaranteed to be a disaster. I think now in the the apprentice its more or less guaranteed it will work out badly.

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool season but the tasks were ultimately pointless because it just came down to their business ideas. Tom was useless as a businessman and lost almost every task but had some great ideas

  • @stevenstone307
    @stevenstone307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I'm not going to lie, I've been using that joke ever since it came out, it actually gets a laugh lol

    • @Professional_Youtube_Commenter
      @Professional_Youtube_Commenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its an interesting joke. I think the oh damn line comes prematurely and you miss it, expecting a punchline next. But when you realise you missed the joke it causes a much bigger relief and laughs.

    • @malkayas1
      @malkayas1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fish cake 🍥

  • @peaky237
    @peaky237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Would have been so hilariously awkward if he just stared into her soul and didn't laugh

    • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
      @ElvisLivesUpstairs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol wish he did that. Then told her to get out.

    • @Professional_Youtube_Commenter
      @Professional_Youtube_Commenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      claude does it all the time. it's boring now, claude is just unfair and cruel in interviews.

  • @adamdickinson2894
    @adamdickinson2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Banging joke tbf

  • @lukeeadie6922
    @lukeeadie6922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Back when the interviewers were nice...

    • @RegiyThornton
      @RegiyThornton 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More poor candidates nowadays

    • @blockidol7866
      @blockidol7866 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Latest season they toned down the meanness quite a lot. I think it’s because of the hate season 16 got

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The shear lack of comedic timing or personality she delivered that joke with makes it all the better.

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She was brilliant, you need people like her on the apprentice. That joke was hilarious

  • @SRPC21
    @SRPC21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    The sad fact is, the only genuinely funny jokes most people can say on the spot are offensive.

    • @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights
      @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Correct. I could absolutely get a chuckle if I whip out my massive schlong and slap it on the table but I would also be kicked off the show

    • @peterfrancis7
      @peterfrancis7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't think it's a sad fact when it has obtained a laugh, which is the purpose of a joke. If someone chooses to be offended at a joke that's the sad part.

    • @JoeyRhubarb
      @JoeyRhubarb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good comedy is "offensive". Shock.

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peterfrancis7 But then surely if the joke offends the person, then it has failed at its purpose (to get a laugh)?
      I mean, it's obvious that it's really the joke teller's failure in reading the room. And it's a poor comedian who blames their audience for not laughing.

  • @555pontifex
    @555pontifex ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I can petch"

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:15 me when a colleague does something stupid

  • @beardedbloke2521
    @beardedbloke2521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Funny how these old Apprentice videos from over ten years ago are popping up.....

  • @itsamz
    @itsamz 13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Margret's Returned!!!

  • @stevenhike8575
    @stevenhike8575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Helen was just a PA

  • @Fuzion180
    @Fuzion180 13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    great entertainment!

  • @LetsGoToTheTheatre
    @LetsGoToTheTheatre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This was the first year lord sugar offered a business partnership, instead of a job, I think Helen would of won had it been a job with lord sugar.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Easily. By far the most outstanding candidate had they played by the old rules that year.

  • @djackman4229
    @djackman4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the best show.. but very hard to access from 'the rest of the world' (Australia in my case).

    • @chrisjlocke
      @chrisjlocke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loads of UK episodes on torrent to download. I'll burn a load to CD and post to you if you want! ;)

  • @robbryant52
    @robbryant52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Helen absolutely gorgeous

  • @hughezee
    @hughezee 13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    @RighteousPsycho oh yeah Iget the joke now : P

  • @viceminerrr4802
    @viceminerrr4802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jedi Jim

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best series

  • @Samtheman91
    @Samtheman91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how were BBC on to the shorts business 10 years ago?

  • @hanifabibi177
    @hanifabibi177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice.💗💝

  • @somedude8807
    @somedude8807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don’t give up your day job Helen…

  • @ca1.1um
    @ca1.1um 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy cow😂😂😂😂

  • @ohwhatworld5851
    @ohwhatworld5851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I hate Jim. He has that constant 'I'm innocent and not trying to manipulate you at all' look plastered across his face constantly, becasue he is a manipulative weasel who I can see right through.

    • @rainbowlady1532
      @rainbowlady1532 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we've all known someone like Jim. Manipulative, two-faced and makes those subtle digs and or throws others under the bus to elevate themselves......then act all "innocent" when superiors are around & deflect all blame to look like the "victim". Those people make my skin crawl 🤢🤮

  • @jessebella9322
    @jessebella9322 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would have told a really bad dirty joke lol, lets face it, thats more human side than some crappy fish dam thing she said

  • @zackbrown5201
    @zackbrown5201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sorry I didn't get the joke....can someone please explain me ??

    • @jibanrahman7605
      @jibanrahman7605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So the fish said oh 'DAM' (as in the wall dam as the fish swam into it) instead of oh Damn

    • @kyz6227
      @kyz6227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congrats on your recent 1, 2 in Monza!

  • @jonathandixson1424
    @jonathandixson1424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    don't get it

    • @ra0146
      @ra0146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ShadowTron OH DAM. Not oh damN

  • @shsh._-
    @shsh._- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What is the name of the person taking the interview at 0:31 ?

    • @lk7923
      @lk7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was like the head of some company

    • @shsh._-
      @shsh._- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lk7923
      But what's his name?

    • @zacharyjacobson7506
      @zacharyjacobson7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matthew Riley

    • @philipwant8531
      @philipwant8531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks like dec from ant and dec😂

    • @rainbowlady1532
      @rainbowlady1532 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@philipwant8531 with a bit of Frank Lampard and Ryan Gosling thrown in

  • @t-rex4211
    @t-rex4211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We Never did find out what the fish swam in to. Why don’t people finish their jokes

    • @eivom1
      @eivom1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It swam into a sharks backside and got eaten

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eivom1 classic joke

  • @MrTigersKeyboard
    @MrTigersKeyboard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    heh

  • @anth00000
    @anth00000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't get the joke

  • @hughezee
    @hughezee 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @RighteousPsycho yes.. why..?

  • @RegumRai
    @RegumRai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i didnt get the joke

    • @SRPC21
      @SRPC21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a play on words: a dam is a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level. So the fish bumping its head on something is likely to be a dam “oh damn”

    • @lightening791
      @lightening791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SRPC21 not funny at all

  • @moobslikejagger5653
    @moobslikejagger5653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That joke was cancer

  • @shamizil
    @shamizil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Such a lame joke!

  • @aek3945
    @aek3945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is so insincere…