@@Averi0 Sleepy Unoriginal Name! You're here too? Wait, that's rhetoric. I knew your pfp was Kaname Date. I finally came around to play the somnium files, and was at So's residence an hour ago! Awesomt to see you here. First the Trails OST comments, then Xenoblade, then///a few other plcaes i forgot now here! HAHAHA
Okay, so everyone's talking about the absurdly hilarious porn mag situation, but... ...are we just going to forget about the glory that is Mama's "MAAACHOOOO MUUUUSCLE"?
I like how that Evolver gun was used in the most clever ways, rather than just blasting away at enemies, Date and Aiba used their surroundings to their advantage
If we assume that Date normally possesses the average human reaction time of 180 ms, which according to Aiba increases by a factor by 3.6 when under the influence of a porno magazine, his reaction time whilst under the influence of a porno magazine is 180 / 3.6 = 50 ms, or 0,05 seconds. The fastest ever recorded human reaction time is about 0.11 seconds.
Aiba: Don't act innocent! I'm talking about the panties and bra you shot down at Golden Yokocho! Date: I needed it as evidence... Aiba: Dam it, Date! All of this in the space of seriousness XD
Yea they do take you out of the moment a bit :D Honesetly this game is so weird with its jokes and their timing but it genuinely works most of the time, you are invested, emotional and pissed when you need to and than its shattered with Aiba and Date being Aiba and Date.
Yeah I normally would dislike these sort of stupidity in shows and other games but somehow I bloody enjoyed every moment of it in this game XD It just fits so well, the game knows how to balance the serious moments with the funny ones.
NIRVANA INITIATIVE SPOILERS I couldn’t help but shout “LETS FUCKING GOOOO” when this good ol’ theme came on while Date rescued the Ryuki and the gang and popped his perfect porno powerup.
!!! spoilers are you talking about that scene after which gen dies? It's ironic that most of funny things in AI games happen in their worst routes Feels like that meme where a red parrot goes "Hahahahahahaha *stare*"
@@tariqcraig21 Yakuza is really goofy at times, but the main story can get quite serious and dark, which can definitely be said about this game as well
The first time I heard this theme was going to the Yakuza place and let me tell you: nothing is as funny as me and my friend going "Wait what's going on-" BEFORE DATE CROUCHES DOWN TO REACH A PORNO MAG IN SLOW MOTION TO DODGE A BULLET
In case anyone was wondering, the theme name tetekai (ai being pronounced the way it is) roughly sounds like “tatakai”, which is the Japanese word for “fight.” Makes sense considering when it plays :D
*Huge spoilers for the end-game* Does anyone else wish there was some sort of QTE for the end of the Resolution Route? I was kind of disappointed that all there really was was just a reunion of the main characters, and Aiba's sacrifice of course. It might have even worked as an end-game QTE considering that you don't have Aiba at this point, but you've had her help for every other QTE in the past. Maybe the time limit would be less, or there wouldn't be as much of a build up to make the QTEs more difficult? There's even a fight sequence, but you just watch it! Just a thought! Still loved the game though!
@@aziegames512 Hahahaha! I actually forgot that I left this comment here! I played through AINI as well, but on console, so I button mashed instead. I'm a decent button masher, so I didn't struggle too much with it, but I can imagine that it is far more difficult on PC... 😅
If memory serves, this was actually a side effect of his mind being put in the chemically unbalanced psychopath brain. They had to give him drugs adminstered by AIBA to unfuck his hormones and it would go haywire.
When Date gets his old body back, he's nowhere near as horny. I think it's safe to say, with Aiba's statements of overdose as some evidence, that the medication used to regulate his oxytocin levels made him significantly more sexual.
People in the comments are right but Date was still weird old date we know and love in the Falco body, just not as weird as his constantly dopamine high body.
I mean, even in the true ending when he's back in his original body, when you go back to the Sagan residence, you get mentions of how he used to _always_ make the joke about the audio system looking like a dick, and how he was caught sniffing the shoe locker six years prior. So, uh... :P
this theme woulda been a ton more effective if the action scenes are actually paced out like yknow... action scenes instead of QTE sequences that get constantly interrupted by minute-long dialogues, but i guess that just adds the comedic ridiculousness that's needed to counteract the serious despair for other scenes... while sacrificing the thrill and adrenaline of the scene. bit of a shame ngl
I'll do Porno Mag Action hero Date this one favor. It was a great hint about Iris's claims not really making any sense. Other than that... these scenes were way too much even for me. And I love action heroes. ...And porno amgs.
There's a porno magazine, or a reference to one in every single QTE. Come on Date, when people are holding a gun against someone's head, its not a time to look at pictures. It makes me think of what he could have achieved if only they used that 3.6 factor in the finale
Im still salty over Date losing his body, I prefered Greg Chun so much over the guy who did voicework fo the other body. Its just a shame that at the true end of the game Date isnt really Date anymore, with his memories coming back and his body and voice being different.
@@Ray_Moses i haven’t played that yet, just finished the first one, but i know about this and… how the fuck was that possible? Dude’s head literally exploded
@@Fabriciod_Crv yeah it's just some plastic surgery stuff to make sure newcomers don't get instantly spoiled to the series if they see him. I do like Saito body date though.
@@Ray_Moses I just found it funny when I watch LPs of other ppl playing this game, they first theorize on which ending aini takes place in or they make up complicated theories on how Date got his Saito body back only to get destroyed with one line. "Yeah, well I decided to have a custom mask made..." Absolutely hilarious reaction 😂
LIMITED EDITIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN
Very serious murder game I promise
"ADRIAN!?"
"ROCKY!"
"ADRIAAAAAN!"
....Seriously. it's a serious game. Promise! Just bear with me-
"WOOOOOOAH! PORNO MAAAAAG"
God dammit.
yes
PORNNNNOOOO MMMAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG
Oh definitely 😂😂
Did anyone else find it so satisfying hearing this theme start playing at So's residence?
*I've been waiting for this!*
When like a hundred identical bodyguards appear I was thinking "Mr. Anderson ...."
@@Averi0 Sleepy Unoriginal Name! You're here too? Wait, that's rhetoric. I knew your pfp was Kaname Date. I finally came around to play the somnium files, and was at So's residence an hour ago! Awesomt to see you here. First the Trails OST comments, then Xenoblade, then///a few other plcaes i forgot now here! HAHAHA
Yeah! When rescuing Iris too!
Seeing(spoiler):
Mizuki brutally take down a bunch of bodyguards with a fucking lead pipe is straight out of a Yakuza game. I fucking love it.
Okay, so everyone's talking about the absurdly hilarious porn mag situation, but...
...are we just going to forget about the glory that is Mama's "MAAACHOOOO MUUUUSCLE"?
no we aren't.
Perfection needs no discussion
I like how that Evolver gun was used in the most clever ways, rather than just blasting away at enemies, Date and Aiba used their surroundings to their advantage
"Porno mag or Iris?!?"
"Porno-...Iris..."
Why are the QTEs one of the most funniest parts. Man runs at mach 6 for a magazine.
If we assume that Date normally possesses the average human reaction time of 180 ms, which according to Aiba increases by a factor by 3.6 when under the influence of a porno magazine, his reaction time whilst under the influence of a porno magazine is 180 / 3.6 = 50 ms, or 0,05 seconds. The fastest ever recorded human reaction time is about 0.11 seconds.
Oh thank for the math
Over there is your favorite thing, a porno mag
.....What?!
Bolts over there 3.6 times faster
LOL
POOOOOOOOOOORNO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
I want Mizuki as a full time bodyguard. The girl can navigate through bullets and smash people's head without even caring.
I'm sorry, navigate through what now?
@@Bobb11881 You heard them. Bullets. Being fired from guns.
@@chrisossu2070 I do not know why I posted that.
WHHOOOAAA! PORNOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAGGG
LIMITED EDITIOOOOOON !!!!
How can an action scene be so goddamn idiotic, yet so hilariously awesome at the same time?
I was asking myself the same thing LMAO
Hard to believe there are people who HATED the action sequences. They're fucking hilarious and a nice break from the doom and gloom.
@@optimaltt6070 The button presses felt so awkward, the comedy is fine but the execution of it is sorely lacking
@@PeninatorSS I never noticed anything like that...was it for a particular version of the game? I played on PC.
PORN MAG!!!
This by far was the hardest QTE game I have played for one reason...
I had Joy-Con drift.
F
F
F
You need some porno mags dude
Lmao same thing here
Aiba: Don't act innocent! I'm talking about the panties and bra you shot down at Golden Yokocho!
Date: I needed it as evidence...
Aiba: Dam it, Date!
All of this in the space of seriousness XD
Date: How did you know?!
Aiba: I'm your _left eye,_ Date! Of course I would know!
@@Bobb11881 LOL XD
Date's voice actor absolutely nailed the emotional pain of date having to throw it away
@@Ray_Moses "GOODBYE!!!!". Greg Chun nailed Date's character completely, he's so into the whole perverted porno mag obsessed cop thing.
“I’m about to do a pro gamer move”
These god damn qte scenes are so ridiculous that they break any tension the game had... but its still fun
it also sounds like an smt battle theme
It got a little bit ridiculous at some parts, but they all gave me good laughs!
Yea they do take you out of the moment a bit :D Honesetly this game is so weird with its jokes and their timing but it genuinely works most of the time, you are invested, emotional and pissed when you need to and than its shattered with Aiba and Date being Aiba and Date.
@@SuperDawsome Yo! I think so too. It's like DDS OST or something.
Yeah I normally would dislike these sort of stupidity in shows and other games but somehow I bloody enjoyed every moment of it in this game XD It just fits so well, the game knows how to balance the serious moments with the funny ones.
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOA! LIMITED E-DISHUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!*
WHOAAAAA
LIMITEEEEEED EDITIOOOOOOON
*crying*
Now's no time for crying!!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
H-Huh? *Where'd the porn go!?*
NIRVANA INITIATIVE SPOILERS
I couldn’t help but shout “LETS FUCKING GOOOO” when this good ol’ theme came on while Date rescued the Ryuki and the gang and popped his perfect porno powerup.
Oh, please. I screamed that when his car showed up.
That shit was HYPE
!!! spoilers
are you talking about that scene after which gen dies?
It's ironic that most of funny things in AI games happen in their worst routes
Feels like that meme where a red parrot goes "Hahahahahahaha *stare*"
Spoilers
No. This is Komeji/Shoma route.
Same I popped off so hard lmao
Man this song is a banger. Especially the part starting around 0:47. That part really makes me feel like a super detective
EROHON!!!
LIMITED EDITIOOOOOOOON!
SSR RARE!
Saitama Super Rare?
@@theghostgaming717 I love the delivery of this line in game, it's perfect
Scenes like these make me wonder why Mizuki didn't just scream porno mag to wake up Date.
"Date! There's a porno mag at your feet!"
I expected QTEs in the game but I didn’t know it was this intense, lol
That moment when Mizuki goes haywire with a lead pipe
This game is definitely the Yakuza of visual novels
it does have that tone at times in the storyline
but seriously why do you say this is the Yakuza of visual novels? (I'm just curious that's all)
@@tariqcraig21 Guns mean nothing, as Kiryu has hands.
that's pretty fair dude
@@tariqcraig21 Yakuza is really goofy at times, but the main story can get quite serious and dark, which can definitely be said about this game as well
**Minigun fire intensifies**
The 1 dislike had Aiba self-destruct in their eye socket
the fight scenes in this game are just too good.
The mercenaries in this game have worse aim than Imperial stormtroopers.
The music of:
Running a million simulations
A 12 year old beating up armed men
Horni
The first time I heard this theme was going to the Yakuza place and let me tell you: nothing is as funny as me and my friend going "Wait what's going on-" BEFORE DATE CROUCHES DOWN TO REACH A PORNO MAG IN SLOW MOTION TO DODGE A BULLET
It must be a gift from heaven!
WOOOOOOAAAAAHHH!
POOOORNOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!
Huh!? Where'd the porn go!?
Bro this game is absolutely insane.....literally if you search Crimi with One Punch Man comedy...this is your game
When porn gives you Ultra Instinct
Aiba, any ideas?
- wait, let me think.
You can tell Keisuke Ito worked on the Yakuza series.
In case anyone was wondering, the theme name tetekai (ai being pronounced the way it is) roughly sounds like “tatakai”, which is the Japanese word for “fight.” Makes sense considering when it plays :D
*Huge spoilers for the end-game*
Does anyone else wish there was some sort of QTE for the end of the Resolution Route? I was kind of disappointed that all there really was was just a reunion of the main characters, and Aiba's sacrifice of course. It might have even worked as an end-game QTE considering that you don't have Aiba at this point, but you've had her help for every other QTE in the past. Maybe the time limit would be less, or there wouldn't be as much of a build up to make the QTEs more difficult? There's even a fight sequence, but you just watch it! Just a thought!
Still loved the game though!
don't worry, AINI fixed problem with resolution route's QTE lacking fairly good
*cries in spamming spacebar 100 times*
@@aziegames512 Hahahaha! I actually forgot that I left this comment here!
I played through AINI as well, but on console, so I button mashed instead. I'm a decent button masher, so I didn't struggle too much with it, but I can imagine that it is far more difficult on PC... 😅
the music is kicking in !!!
Porno mags, the most powerful resource in this game
i still want an extended version of this theme
エロ本だあぁぁぁぁぁぁぁあぁぁあぁ
Best Anime Battle in History.
Date bout to bust out some heat actions
This music screams Yakuza vibes
The composer worked on the OST for Yakuza 3 so understandable
The "POOOOORNO MAAAAAAAAAG" scene is literally just like "Feel the heat"
(spoilers)
This really makes me wonder if Date was like this when he was still dating Hitomi
If memory serves, this was actually a side effect of his mind being put in the chemically unbalanced psychopath brain. They had to give him drugs adminstered by AIBA to unfuck his hormones and it would go haywire.
When Date gets his old body back, he's nowhere near as horny. I think it's safe to say, with Aiba's statements of overdose as some evidence, that the medication used to regulate his oxytocin levels made him significantly more sexual.
@@mythosinfinite6736 "slightly"
People in the comments are right but Date was still weird old date we know and love in the Falco body, just not as weird as his constantly dopamine high body.
I mean, even in the true ending when he's back in his original body, when you go back to the Sagan residence, you get mentions of how he used to _always_ make the joke about the audio system looking like a dick, and how he was caught sniffing the shoe locker six years prior. So, uh... :P
It's just not the same feeling without the sound Aiba makes when planning every nonsensical godlike plans (though it got repetitive fast)
Dates pain and suffering of having to sacrifice not only porn, but underwear as well.
lmao. Truly crying in the rain
What kind of calculations did you _do?!_
POOOOOOORNOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAG
Theme of seeing a Porno Magazine on the floor and also taking down a huge number of... bad guys
According to Aiba. With this ost on, my reaction time shall increase by 3.69%!!!!!!
EVEN SANS IS NO MATCH FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does this sound like something out of an Yakuza game?
I mean depending on which path you take, first time you hear this is in the Yakuza office
Because the composer Actually composed the ost for Yakuza 3
I thought this too! THis sounded like Yakuza games's theme while raiding the buildings as Kiryu!
Ah yes, the fast forward theme
This is the porno mag theme
if you do a joke multiple times, it gets funnier!
-this game
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle vibes!!!
Hello future Joseph Anderson viewers!
WHOAAA!!!
PORNO MAG!!!
PORNO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Where'd the porn go!?
Porno mag....POWERRR! Let's go! Yah!
Eros or Iris?
Where'd the porn go?
Why does this remind me of Brain Cleaner from F-Zero GX.
this theme woulda been a ton more effective if the action scenes are actually paced out like yknow... action scenes instead of QTE sequences that get constantly interrupted by minute-long dialogues, but i guess that just adds the comedic ridiculousness that's needed to counteract the serious despair for other scenes... while sacrificing the thrill and adrenaline of the scene. bit of a shame ngl
Why does this give me Yakuza vibes
I'll do Porno Mag Action hero Date this one favor.
It was a great hint about Iris's claims not really making any sense. Other than that... these scenes were way too much even for me. And I love action heroes.
...And porno amgs.
Huh? Where’d the porn go?
There's a porno magazine, or a reference to one in every single QTE. Come on Date, when people are holding a gun against someone's head, its not a time to look at pictures.
It makes me think of what he could have achieved if only they used that 3.6 factor in the finale
What are talking about, its always importent part of plan ai calculates ;p
Im still salty over Date losing his body, I prefered Greg Chun so much over the guy who did voicework fo the other body. Its just a shame that at the true end of the game Date isnt really Date anymore, with his memories coming back and his body and voice being different.
DC Douglas is a king.
Ey we get saito body date in nirvana iniative at least!
@@Ray_Moses i haven’t played that yet, just finished the first one, but i know about this and… how the fuck was that possible?
Dude’s head literally exploded
@@Fabriciod_Crv yeah it's just some plastic surgery stuff to make sure newcomers don't get instantly spoiled to the series if they see him. I do like Saito body date though.
@@Ray_Moses I just found it funny when I watch LPs of other ppl playing this game, they first theorize on which ending aini takes place in or they make up complicated theories on how Date got his Saito body back only to get destroyed with one line.
"Yeah, well I decided to have a custom mask made..."
Absolutely hilarious reaction 😂
The most stupid QTE in video game.