The Average Mount and Blade Viking Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Just the Average Mount and Blade Viking Experience! Nothing more, nothing less!
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In this video, I show you what the average Viking Experience is all about! Sailing longboats, Viking Conquest, raiding, wearing horned helmets, and FRIENDSHIP!
I'm playing Mount and Blade Warband, with the Viking Conquest expansion!
I'm super happy to be back and making these types of videos for you guys, so make sure to leave a like and comment to help the video out!
Awesome medieval cover by:
• Foster The People - Pu...
And with lyrics:
• Pumped Up Kicks (Bardc...
Tell them Papa Koifish sent you!
#bannerlord #warband #Koifish
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*THE ADVENTURES OF C RAIDER CONTINUES!*
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How long are we talking
Master Koi, do you think they are going to make a new viking DLC for bannerlord
Did you do Kingdom of Heaven mod yet Koifish?
@Koifish I saw what you did there With Robbaz you sneaky fish you!
This shit post is still better than all Minecraft let's play combined
Guys it's bannerlord it's just downgraded for consoles
Collab with me simo
@@ABAlphaBeta Ok bro let's do it
@@NotSimo NANI
AB and Simo collab- you can combine your degrees to create a massive Linguist and Literature analysis machine.
@Your Daddy Save machine broke :(
Video soon tho
biggest plot twist ever, the dog was a chistian all along!
All dogs got to heaven yeah?
@kamenpower not their body, their soul
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Damn man, Assassin's creed Valhalla looks sick ngl
Bro this is from 5 years
Vallhala was not a viking/nordic warrior, it was freakin tribal warrior with raw fur armor. They said viking game but not put nordic helmet as their trademark? I say nope
Big Smoke
Smoke its a joke
lmao that rhymes
@@milo8300 I Am Hungry
4:12 Unknown Norse axeman holding the entire Anglo-Saxon army at Stamford Bridge (25 September 1066, translated and colorized)
ahh.... a man of culture I see
Someone had to make this reference thank you
I see what u did there xd
I thought the exact same thing XD
Turns out it was my stepmom's relative. He didn't have his coffee that day 😕 ufda! 😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Bannerlord takes a billion years to get out of Beta, so you just keep playing Warband.
Nothing beats that feeling of razing down your first innocent village and seeing how much your loot is worth compared to your starter finance rates
4:18 i didn't ask for historical reenactment
@@dabbingsquidward5748 Hårdråde no hardrada
Companheiro Tupiniviking
" the most killed enemys in melle combat (31) was by a viking berserker holding the line ALone on a bridge " i didnt know it was you
over 40*
Stamford Bridge, they poked him in the dick from below to defeat him
It can never be confirmed he had the most, or how many he had. There are tales like that from around the world. Benkei and Manlius are two of those figures. And even unnamed soldiers in large battles could theoretically reach that number.
@@captainhindsight6994 ouch
just wonderfull
and always remember: Violence isnt an answer its a question and the answer is YES.
Did... did you get that quote from Tex Talks Battletech?
0:48 nice, reference to robbaz
he is a true viking... a lazy one but still a viking
Warband! It's still alive!
*Happy sounds of an impoverished rhodok peasant who can't afford a pc good enough for Bannerlord*
Dats a verri gud neu tu us, poor rodokks
Do not worry, It's not worth ut
dogehkiin dogeborn what are ye talking about it’s worth it
@@cactuscraze4877 Barely any actual improvements over vanilla warband, install Floris modpack for Warband and you've got a waaay better game.
@@dogehkiindogeborn5339 dickplomacy is clearly superior
4:14 Battle of Stamford bridge 1066AD colorized POV
4:00 That medieval BFG Division, tho. Nice!
THIS ENDING WAS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS KOIFISH, GREAT WORK
How do you come up with the absolute perfect sound for every clip? its insane I was laughing my ass off the entire way through
Everytime someone starts a new game in the Mount and Blade Viking expansion:
Lindisfarne monks: Oh caligo, nunc vadam iterum! (Oh shit, here we go again)
Last time I was this early I was a butterlord
It's been a while since the last time I gave a truthfull smile as I smiled once I saw the dog in Valhalla
I'm still waking up so I'm not really thinking straight, but is there a Tarzan mod for this game?
I just imagine a bunch of gorillas chasing Koifish.
Are you ok?
@@TKanal3 i think that ship has sailed.
I think you need to stop smoking that burning bush.
Why would there but please make one
This needs to be made
2:32 so... where does one find this cover of Swedish Pagans?
th-cam.com/video/leK2WkAHLYk/w-d-xo.html you're welcome
Everyone: why do you keep playing warband it’s soo old?
Koi fish: *it is an elegant weapon from a more civilized age*
Hello There Koifish I love your videos:)
But you died
@@ABAlphaBeta Oh I don't think so :)
I really don't get why you keep posting "average" posts like this.
We all know that nothing about Koifish is average. It is superior!
Hairypants... Get it? Cause Loðbrók means shaggy breeches... Ahhh that funee
Hell yeah love the inclusion of the recent Medieval-ised songs + lyrics!
I, too, worship the honorable, Ancient Nordic deity *CHERNOBYL DOG.*
*BLESSED BE HIS EVER STRETCHING LEGS!*
*PRAISE BE HE-WHOSE-PAWS-REACH-ACROSS-THE-OCEANS!*
I am playing Viking Conquest for a while and your memes translate my feelings for the game. My curent campaign started as raiding and pillaging villages until I recruited a hundreds of northmen Vikings from scotland and took a fort. Now I the marshall of the Kingdom of Dublin.
30 seconds in and it's already insanity
4:15 Stamford Bridge in a nutshell
Just without Koi getting stabbed in the gooch by Bilbo Baggins
You've really outdone yourself with this one, Koifish! had me laughing literally by 0:02 !
Oh lawd he coming
0:24 just wait until koifish realises the rest of the world calls him the swedish chef
C raiders back at it again
Did bannerlord kinda flop? I'm enjoying it, though admittedly i haven't played it in a while...
Nah its goin good it sells quickly and is geting updated
Yeah went completely limp, will take a tonne of Viagra to get it up again
The duality of man right here
I’ve been on a Viking conquest binge this last week
Playing Ivars revenge by Danheim while fighting the bridge dude is bery fitting.
The slowmo dog jump gave me hope
4:15 time to become the berserker of Stamford bridge
Looks like Im not the only person to recently fall in love with medieval remixes of pop songs :b
Best ending ever.
Most downgraded piece of art I ever seen
Dear Mr. Koifish Thank You for shitposting. Loved every second.
Why did you represent the Angolo saxons with a Scotsman?
1:31 looking for that Meme Quote, where it from?
Your editing style is everything I aspire to be
Koifish: goes to Lyndisfarne.
Lyndisfarne: what?!! Anoth f*cking serial?!! Stop burning our city!!!
Everyone who watched this video is on the FBI watchlist
Shall I buy the viking DLC?
yes
These edits are the stuff of legend Koi.
11/10
spread the holy word of IKEA
SWEDISH PAGANS! MARCHING ASHORE!
I'm letting the video run while cooking and all I hear is constant screaming. Well, the video title is still very accurate.
d ö g
Fun fact - vikings are suspected of having brought to Wales the dogs that would eventually form the magnificient masterrace known as the welsh corgi. So lindisfarne and the rest of the viking ages were justified.
Warband with mods is Warband Deluxe
Bannerlord without mods is just Ba
Song at 1:30?
It's just Robbaz.
Not that I'm complaining
Oh glorious day!
Only thing that could make this better is if you were going to do the Warsword Warhammer mod.
***learns how to read*** ***picks up bible*** ***throws it down after a few chapters*** "TIME TO RAID THAT MONASTARY MY BROTHERS IN ODIN"
I just played the old game and this video is a masterpiece like the game
Oh man i was having so much fun, the sea battle, the earth battle, the air control battles the fire weapon skill with no fire weapons in the game, the cAmpAigN it was so much fun until*ERROR_STRING_BC_FUCK_YOU*
so i never was able to enjoy the ending of that story.
ironically, the end. [The end]
PD: is that 4:00 medieval BFG division
He may have become king of Norway.
*But he was already a lord of memes.*
I am at 1:27 as of posting this comment, HOLY SHIT DEM SHITPOSTS, this, I expected and came for copper(side) and I FOUND GOLD!
what is the song in the background at the 1:02 mark? thanks!
Sea Shanty 2 from RuneScape Classic
Monk: Ah yes, what a beautiful morning to make wine and praise our lord and savior Jesus Chr-... what’s that noise in the distance?
*SQWEEEDISH PAAAAAGANGZ! MARCHING ASHORE! FORGED IN VALHALMART, BUY A HAMMAR OF TOR!*
Viking Conquest still has more content than Bannerlord, much as I love that game
If you’ve never played it, install the Armor + VC Balance mod and boot it up for an experience
My shitty laptop doesn't run bannerlord so i'm thinking of spend 10 bucks for a mod where i can mount a fucking viking dog...
That Pumped Up Kicks remix was made for M&B shitposting
"did you just slapped me?"
The sea shanty from runescape fucking hit me right in the nostalgia😂
The ending song is pumped up kicks medieval version by Hildegard von Blingin'. She has many good songs too.
get a backflip mod and if there is none make one.
Get a one mod and if there is none make backflip
the stamford bridge reenactment was top notch. and sorry for the dog, but animals cant enter christian/abrahamic heaven. sorry doggo.
Make some bannerlord stuff like this I would be all over it dude.
Whats the original song at 2:32 ? Really recognize it but cant place it for shit... Plz help xD
4:49
Music please
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I didn't see you take any shrooms for the bridge fight.... you sure you're a real berserker?
There once was a Hero named Ragnar the Red
Now do the average: jarl mission to kill a king experience
From where is the music that plays at the troll's bridge? 2:58
A Vikings. gane but yoy cant swim. Yeah
Is the opposite of Valhalla a multiplayer game of M&B?
4:19 hey isn't this supposed to be a Viking game not cry of fear
3:02 just turned into Vinland saga real quick.
Back to the finest content, Jarl Koifish
I came for the gameplay. I stayed for Sea Shantay 2
Bannerlord for Ps5 looks...crispy
Valhalla wasn it end of Skyrim ;) ?
Okay Vikings cool. But what about B U T T E R ?
Looks like you typed Butt ER. So butt emergency rescue :)
What's the song at the end? - Fellovv C reider
It's..... Beautiful
And the 2021 Best picture goes to!
C Raider is back!
Jojo memes are for Heathen Vikings
WE WANT MORE WARBAND CONTENT PLSSSSSS
Where u download this mod can u give me the link
It is a dlc
@@B0b343 hello there
Nothing better than riding your dog to victory
Finally another KOIFISH MOUNT AND BLADES 🤤😌
What's the music used for the dog?
How can one call it a shitpost with seashanty 2 in it ?
I fucking love this channel
Holy shit was that a jojo reference
LESS TOKIN, MO REIDIN!