Louise teaches Dan to be a Daddy
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- Our awkward attempt at parenting. The ultimate yummy mummy and doomer daddy team up to raise a child - what could go wrong?
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
WILL LANGDALE
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
ELLIOT GOUGH
DAN HOWELL
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
Chronometer - Guy Copeland
Losing Face - Martin Klem
Asteroid One - Czar Donic
Sway With Me - Sight of Wonders
Lost at Sea - Trio Leo
For You I Do - Tiki Tiki
Another Pineapple Please - The Fly Guy Five
From Naxos to Paxos - George Propokiou
Captions - amara.org/vide... thank you!
Always a pleasure Daniel
Loved seeing you guys together in a video again! Xx
did he pay you to say that
MISSED U AND DAN❤
Was it, Louise??? 😂❤
Iconic duo
one of the most unhinged videos i will possibly ever post thank you and i’m so sorry louise
keith and louise need therapy
Louise has blocked your messages and is contacting a lawyer 😭
this was amazing thank you
release the bloopers! they have to be GOLD!
Sorry about loosing custody over Keith...
the perfect trilogy we really went from awkward moments, awkward dinner, and now awkward baby handling
This is the perfect comment 👌
buttergluttons rise up
@@danielhowell i hope you provide Louise and Keith child support and family therapy 💚
but the leg waxing video
The progression 🥹 so wholesome and yet so .. not 😂
Keith was born, learned how to talk, and experienced a divorce in less than 20 minutes. Keith is either going to be a genius, or be traumatized for the rest of his life.
Why not both?
I think most geniuses are traumatized. Or at least all the ones that come to mind. Tesla married a pigeon ffs
can't wait for keith's 2 hour video essay exposing me
@@danielhowell lmao
dont forget about the custody battle
I swear Louise doesn’t age, she looks the same as 10 years ago!!
i literally came up with a theory yesterday that having kids keeps moms looking like five years younger, cuz every couple i see with like a four year old the dad looks ten years older than the mom
She's so beautiful, I swear
She’s so pretty, I love her ❤
@@lanakitten420na men just age faster, and nothing ages you like having kids 😭
@@lanakitten420 More like "having kids ages you 10 years in a year". 😂
What you're seeing are teen moms.
Louise is one of a kind, really. 👌🏻
i hope you treated louise to a very nice dinner after putting her through that
my thoughts too lmfao
And hopefully she hasn’t lost her luggage this time!
he can surprise her with it, i’m sure she’d love that
Maybe he should just give her money for a nice dinner... They have embarrassing disaster times when they eat together 😂
Hopefully it won't be an awkward dinner😂
dan: doesn’t wanna be a dad
also dan: TEACH ME HOW TO DAD
suffering for the sake of art, it's very dan
i think he filmed the other one after filming with Louise xd
@@rosaliesimard22660:58 I think not^^
@@rosaliesimard22660:58 I think not^^
That baby saying "DADDY" was one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen WHAT THE FUCK
Very well said for a baby under two
Did Dan actually cry though?
The way she LOUNGES on the sofa is absolutely iconic
It's how I sit in my therapy appointments lol
@@gilly_axolotl as you should
And the way she holds that glass of... Banana water...
"It's very.... Greek Death." Oh woaw. Louise REALLY gets Dan
Dan continuing to be unsettling. And Louise trying to survive it.
She looks exactly the same as I how I remember her from that dinnerr storytelling video
Now when Dan goes to Louise's house and asks to hold one of the kids she can palm him off with Keith. She's a genius.
Louise’s girls are like little people now
Bold of you to assume he would ASK for that but yes
@@eternaleyeliner isn't Darcy like 11 💀 Baby Glitter will be a Teen Glitter before we know it 😭
i love how louise always calls dan out on his crap, that's true friendship
When Keith said "aloha sprinklerinos!" I felt myself age about 10 years 😭
It’s hilarious how I genuinely can’t tell if the discomfort of the person when they walk in greeted with silence is real or acted 😭
Oh no this one was real
I feel like afterward, Louise met up with Phil and he just said, "I warned you."
Dan hysterically crying over the Daddy thing is giving me life
Dan: Did you like how much simpler those times were?
Louise: *I was getting a divorce back then*
Plzzz💀
this whole video is just dan traumatising louise with how he handles keith only for louise to flip the switch at the very end and traumatise dan by taking keith away. beautiful
“The only glamorous, successful mummy I know- Louise!”
Dan’s mum watching this video: 👁️👄👁️
Glad it wasn’t just me who thought of this LMAO
HE SAID WHAT HE SAID
Or Phil’s mom Kathryn!
@@-ellieille- Also Dan's grandma who has video evidence: 🧍
Possible to be an amazing mom without being glamorous! Personally, I don't know any glamorous moms, because as an unglamorous mom, we don't run in the same circles.
Louise had A LOT of parenting experience with Dan and Phil before she even had kids. 😂
She had 1 before she met them, so she was ready for them 😂😂
Dan and Louise are always so chaotic, I missed seeing them together 😭
“its very greek death”
*dan realizes what his aesthetic has truly been this whole time*
"our awkward fancy meal" is still a comfort video for me, i'm so happy to see a video of these two together again in 2023 :')
Louise: "assuming the baby can't support its head cause when a baby's born their necks are all like leh leh leh"
Dan: "useless mfs"
BAHAHHDSKKD these two will always be chaotic and i love it.
You can see Louise's inner conflict between NSPCC ambassador and former challenge and comedy TH-camr.
And this is the edited version!!!
@@Louisepentlandwas it really that bad? are you ok louise?
😂😂😂
@@Louisepentland It kind of seemed like you were genuinely uncomfortable/having your boundaries pushed in a lot of the video to be honest. Are you okay? Maybe I'm seeing something where there's nothing.
What is NSPCC?
Few things are funnier to me than when people don't understand that Louise actually has an incredibly dark and twisted sense of humor so they see her content with Dan and think she hates it lol
Also that they've been friends for yeeeeeaaaaars so if Louise didn't appreciate Dan's humour at all she simply wouldn't have agreed
@@maitesoto1953 is that completely true though? like she seemed genuinely sad and a lil uncomfy sometimes and i cant tell if its a bit or not :'33 i cannot figure it out
@Sam-qv5bu I think you're reading into it a bit too much m8 chill, they're pals and I'm sure if she wasn't feeling it she would leave
I dunno she seemed genuinely upset when he called the doll a motherfucker and then again every time he said something similar. I didn't get the impression her "dark humour" extends to jokes about fake babies
@@Sam-qv5buIf you haven't seen their past videos together, I would recommend watching them... they are self-professed "extremely socially awkward" and also apparently "set each other off," leading to many hilarious moments they previously made lists of because it made them laugh so much!
You'd think he would know how to be a dad since he raised us for over a decade
fr as his child as of ten years ago I'm a bit offended that he's doubting his skills now
I mean he has been a great role model for us with mental health problems
he raised us and look at us now (ok i think the phandom is doing quite well i am proud of us)
@@skcch1796he’s probably doubting his skills because we’re all mentally ill. 🫥🤣
why do i feel like Phil is the one deciding what/when Keith is speaking? this seems like peak phil decision making
9:57 its so impressive seeing something manage to shock dan this much.
We're used to him screaming laughing but silent laughing feels so strange for some reason
that part made me laugh so hard i almost cried at work 😭 i was holding that shit in but it was so difficult omg
i love that she is STILL surprised by his behavior
Daniel 6 days ago: "why I dont want kids"
Daniel today: "Louise teaches Dan to be a daddy"
Character development
this guy is a walking contradiction lmao i love him
dan: "i will never settle down"
also dan: has lived with the same guy for 13 years and custom built a forever home with said guy
@@nonbinariiI gess settling down as having nuclear family kind of shit. Or at least a baby.
No!He used it as a bait
@@alexf225yeah ik that's what he meant. it's just a joke lol! it's just kinda funny because the concept of settling down can also refer to marriage, buying a house, etc. solidifying your future in a way. he has kinda settled down in that sense sans children ofc
maybe he filmed this video and he realised he doesn't wanna be that kinda daddy
the chaotic energy that occurs when these two are in the same room is immaculate
obsessed with how louise is a very obvious child lover and dan doesn't know what the hell to do or say about kids
keith is so advanced, they can speak full sentences, change voices and has conned two adults into taking caring of them !
Dan admitting to liking bondage was not on my 2023 bingo card
Even after Dan as a nun?it's hilarious 😆
this has been a known fact tbh
look at the man, it’s kinda obvious
@@nell_bell1596you can’t love the color black as much as Dan and NOT immediately think of black leather straps 😁
And absolutely nobody was surprised
Kinky b***h
LOUISE AND DAN TOGETHER AGAIN THE UNIVERSE FEELS OKAY IN THIS MOMENT IN TIME!!!! don't ghost her again for another 6 years it's so nice when someone can semi crack the persona i love it
Louise is the only one who can really show dan his place, we need more
It took me took long to realize that the baby's talking voice isn't a default feature until it roasted Dan.
Same 😂
former 11 year old who called dan their father figure, now 19: holy shit
former 11 year old who called dan their father figure, now 25: HOW
Same
Same 😭
@@Sisi66890on the same page 😭😭😭
Same but now 22
can't get over Dan singing "Keith is beautiful, Keith is valid"
I feel like this makes up for all the swearing afterwards 😂
Louise just being CPS throughout this entire video, trying to teach Dan how to dad and then running off with the baby lol.
Louise really pushing her gentle parenting methods on dan today
All of baby Keith’s outbursts:
7:02 surprise baby noises
9:02 monkey noises
9:57 “daddy”
10:55 “daddy”
11:09 “you’ve clearly never done this before”
11:28 “thank you daddy”
12:04 *louise voice* “aloha sprinklearinos”
12:18 “brown? Brown?”
12:45 “come on, come on”
12:47 “ugh I’m getting older”
12:55 “oh! Oh!”
13:25 *horn*
13:28 *demon noises*
13:42 “daddy”
13:56- 14:12 daddy barrage
14:14 “who is that woman?”
14:22 “daddy what the fuck”
14:50 ???????
14:55 “I am asleep, goodnight”
15:53 countdown from 30
16:18 “this is taking too long”
16:38 “I am very comfortable now”
16:52 “I am asleep”
17:05 “entertain me”
17:23 “purple”
18:23 “hi mommy”
thank you for this
A hero among men
i hope you always have $10 in your wallet
“Dan I had a toddler and was getting divorced through that time”
she gotcha there, Dan
I love how dan always starts the show with confusing the hell out of his guests
louise deserves a nobel peace prize for this video
When the baby went “daddy” I LOST IT
When the baby said daddy and Dan went red I couldn’t stop laughing. Actual tears screaming down my face
I'm 37 weeks pregnant and I swear I almost went into labour laughing so hard at this
hope you learned a lot 👍
Love how at the end, Louise finally matched Dan's energy.
Dan, there is nothing better than when you do a video with your friends or family. Your individual videos are great but your humor when you're with people you're closest to is the best.
whenever i watch dystopia daily, just the music and vibes and awkward humour makes it feel like this video is broadcasted from an alternate universe
this fatherhood arc immediately following the ai baby fiasco is the biggest plot twist
Now imagine Dan trying to pass this knowledge on to Phil like a game of telephone
The jump cuts to the FEAR in Louise’s eyes. Truly a masterpiece.
The amount of times dan has to break out of the skit in boughts of genuine laughter over the baby making ridiculous sounds has made my entire week, this video is hilarious
forgot how inherently chaotic dan and louise are when they’re together
Lousie taking the baby is probably for the best lol. Sorry for the lost custody battle, Dan.
seein Louis being almost really mad at Dan after he said “useless mfs” was so entertaining 💀
Kinda happy I failed the "will Dan and Phil adopt you?" Quiz back in the days.
I think Dan just got his first child taken away by the unofficial child protective services in his life. Let's process our feelings around that
That first "daddy" FOLDED me
shout out to whoever has control over baby keith's soundbites, you are a comedic genius
The holy duo, Louise and Dan,
Your colabs are some of the most iconic in TH-cam history in my opinion
Louise is an absolute gem, saying it like it is, putting up with all Dan's humour and still being inspirational! Keith has been lucky to be kidnapped by her
Dan will be a great mother someday
"I could do that!"
"I did half of that for you!"
I've missed these two together
These just get more and more unhinged and i am totally here for it
Louise & Dan are making each other's lives hell on camera again... nature is healing
Louise and Dan videos are imprinted into my brain, I'll never forget the cold butter 'pyramids'. So happy to see her on DD!
Hearing Dan say placenta is giving me flash backs
It’s giving 2016 and I’m here for this throwback collab 😭
Dan's team literally made Louise's life hell for a not insignificant amount of time, so here's to Louise for PUTTING UP WITH THEIR SHIT❤❤❤
When Dan told Louise she could take anything as a memorabilia, she said Keith, and they showed her walking out the door with the doll I couldn’t stop laughing!
If my parents had told me I was valid I can't begin to imagine how different my life would have been. Cherish that, Keith you lucky bastard
'why i don't want kids' to 'louise teaches dan to be a daddy' is the range of my decision making skills
Next video: Dan learns about paying child support.
I lost it when the the doll started making the demonic gurgling toilet flushing noises OMFG!💀
Dan and Louise together is always so chaotic and I love every second of it.
THE iconic and underrated duo we’ve all been yearning a collab from 😌😩
your baby has only just been brought into this world and already is advanced in speaking so real of them
this is absolutely the reunion the world needed
I watch your collabs whenever I'm having a panic to calm myself down lmao. I think it's a matter of "well. I'm bad, but im not THAT BAD", and that comforts me.
LOUISE AND DAN FINALLYYY i love this duo so much this video had started to feel like a collective hallucination 😭
Louise's "hello my love 🥰" gets me so bad ( 18:22 )
dans old videos with louise were SO chaotic. I remember watching them so many times when I was younger so my inner child is very happy to see them together again. the video of louise waxing dans legs will forever be burned into my memory lmao
I absolutely love that their friendship has lasted all these years. Even now I still watch dans waxing video whenever I feel glum. They are such cuties together and I’m just glad that things from my childhood can last lol
makes me so happy to see them together again! one of my favorite videos is the one where they’re telling the dinner story lol
been calling this man daddy for years and only NOW he decides to start supporting his babies???? where were you when i needed you daniel
Omg I missed this chaotic duo so much!
In love with Louise just moving on from Dan’s jokes without comment
I love how you went from making a video abt not wanting kids to actively proving why you SHOULDN'T have children just in case anyone had their doubts
Edit
Damn I posted this like 2 seconds into the video and I was not prepared for dan to lose custody of his fake child 😭
I just had a baby 3 months ago and honestly, same Daniel 😂. also, Louise going "I'll just open this door by myself" while dealing with a stroller, so relatable
I LITERALLY DROPPED EVERYTHING FOR THIS REUNION
DONT DROP THE BABY
no because they are literally one of the funniest duos i've ever seen. i still rmr the video from the restaurant from many many years ago i was literally crying watching it LMAO
it's been years since i've watched one of your videos and i love how this duo is together again, i'm in tears from crying of laughter 😭
Same 😂
I love the 'Dan announces the guest, camera operator walks into the car park to film the guest walking in' bit. I'm not sure why I'm so tickled, but I am.
The way Dan lost it when Keith called him Daddy has me dead,I've watched it like 5 times I've not finished the video yet!
i needed this iconic duo back today! yesterday was a hard day and today is the aftermath so watching this video is a nice surprise! and i love the way everyone that comes on dystopia daily acts its so funny how they akwardly come into the studio and the little side phone call bits are so funny!
Keith just inherently bullying Dan is my new favourite thing