"Teenage Father" | Felipe Esparza : TRANSLATE THIS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มี.ค. 2020
- From Felipe's 2017 standup special 'Translate This'
Track “Felipe's Theme Song" (AKA "Fat Randy 2011") by Voodoo Glow Skulls
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About Felipe
Felipe Esparza is a stand-up comedian and actor, known for his 2012 stand-up special “They’re Not Gonna Laugh at You” currently playing on Netflix, his recurring appearances on “Superstore”, “The Eric Andre Show”, his recurring role on Netflix's “Gentefied”, “Last Comic Standing” (winner - 2010), his podcast “What’s Up Fool?” on the All Things Comedy Network and his newest stand-up special, “Translate This”, which premiered on HBO in 2017. - ตลก
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“now you are gonna take my soon to school and me to work” 😂😂😂😂😂
*Son
One of the best comedians in the world. Kills me every time.
Tony D absolutely agreed!! I’ve never not laughed my butt off!!
I strongly second that!
Yep ! Original material! Fantastic
Bruh said they’d been eating Takis all day 😂😂😂😂 🔥
“You’re thirty five and a grandma now!” I died!
yeap, she knows, that's why she said it.
"I don't hit my kids, i only see them once a week. Why ruin that day" Man that was Brutally real shit! I know the feel (childs point of view)
Wishing you a life full of happiness
"That's why we're fucking here"
Oh man I died at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love your stuff big homie!!
I dunno, maybe you need to be from his side of the Barrio to get it... the only thing funny here is his looks. (PORQUE ni simpatia tiene este cuate).
@@chuckyve9243 well if you grew up with young struggling parents you would understand, every time we went to grandmas house, it was to eat or to be watched lol.
@@chuckyve9243 Dude that shit was funny AF...🤣
Esparzas comedy is more relatable than anyone else out there. We fuck ups need this guy to make shit funny 😂
Fr, fr
Bill bur I pretty relatable across nationalities. Check him out
So you were told about fatherhood on pizza day at school. Was it that rectangular pizza that has tasted the same for decades?
This comment took me back....wow...
We had triangle and it was actually good
Rectangle but occasionally the beloved sloppy Joe or pulled pork idk where the school got it but they hooked us up with those!
I had that stuff K-8. In highschool they had some good personal pan pizzas from Pizza Hut. They weren't even sliced, they were just a round personal pizza and they were delicious.
Tony's pizza was the shit the round one orange wrapper👌
"You're going to take my son to school and me to work " haha
He was 17 when she was 35 that mean she was 18 when she and him
No one in Particular that’s what I was thinking! Lol
Math wiz over here!
That's about average
You catch on pretty quick.
My only daughter was the same age when i was 35, she didnt like it when her guy friends at high school would tell her that her mom was hot, i got married at 18 and had her the same year im 38 and she is 20 sometimes people think we are sister because i dont look my age.
Yo...I fkn' love Felipe. He literally is a one of kind comedian. And I'm a comedy junkie. Felipe literally makes me bust up every time! 😂👏🏼👏🏼
I don't even have any kids but I know where he coming from
I’m 36 and me neither 😎
Don't have kids cause they lead to grandkids and you will never get rid of them
Mr_N_LUVS69 Nieman
😂😂😂
Just seen Felipe in the Netflix show Gentefied.. I’m binge watching it now
Oooh, looking for it right now!
That show is 🔥 I hope it gets a second season 🤞🏼
For real??? I'm looking for it
Ya it was only 10 episodes 😔.. it BETTER get at least 10 seasons!! It was sad funny and REAL issues. Loved it!
2:31 that was the best damn moonwalk I ever seen in my life. MJ jealous.
Been to many shows and his in Tucson was the hardest I've ever laughed, very underrated
I missed that one! Wish I could of seen it!
@@thapsyclone577 yea you missed out
@@puebloking8280 Hey! Does he still do shows?
My mom had her first child at 15. At 17 I got pregnant I told her and she laughed. She was like "que no dijiste que no querias ser como yo" and " you better graduate ,pendeja". I was better got pregnant two years later then her. All his jokes were my reality. I was a nerd in high school but got prego, every teacher feels they can tell you that you f@×< up that you had a lot of potential. Like it goes away after getting pregnant or something
If people can f** they should know what a condom is and use it!
No, but now you gotta carry that sperm with you n raise it.. Giving family members work they shouldn't have to put up with, like bothering your mom with raising both you walking sperms.. Worst of all if you're no longer with that fool that knocked you up.. But hey, congratulations, kids are blessings..
@@P71ScrewHeadbro literally stop being judegmental i swear. Like if you dont know their lifestory just maybe shut up? Its not hard
@@P71ScrewHead I actually graduated early 6 months before my class. I moved out at 17 after having my daughter. I am still with him and we will be going on 18 years this October. My mother took care of my daughter for 2 months that is all, the sperm baby will be 16 years next month and she is amazing she is an honor student and hopes to graduate college just as I did with honors. All the struggles and challenges I had during my education lead me to become a teacher.
@@bebaymito5613 Congratulations on making it all work out, your child n your relationship.. Rare in early pregnancies..
I saw you when you came to San Diego ... best call off sick from work day ever 🤣🤙🏽
"& I picked up my lunch & moved to another table.." 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My parents tell my kids everyday they love them about 20 times a day.. but never told me nor my siblings. My mom apologized and I told her it was ok things where different and though back then .🙂
🙂 tough times back then
My mom is the same. She loves my kids and baby talks to them when I was little she hated doing that. I know she loves me but she never says it so I make sure I tell my kids.
@acevedo: that’s the reason we are who we are , strong and successful 🙂
@@martinezexoticbulls1197 true and that's how I'm raising my kids but I'm still telling them how much I love them.
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He’s the BEST comedian I have come across in a longggg time 🤣 his content is relatable AF 😭 I love it!!
THIS GUY IS REALLU TALENTED !!!! THIS GUY NEEDS TO BE ON HBO
That India took you to the zoo? 😂
I died💀
Grandparents are very kind to their grandchildren like cool whip on strawberries that's how sweet they are...
Indian. Felipe’s Mexican so it makes sense that he would call his mom Native American
@@susanamarin3479 Unless they had 10 kids and then they really don't care about anyone.
@@sublimesense7761 "India" it's spanish
Omg Lol I had my first son at 16 and my second at 18, and SO TRUE, my mom did and does EVERYTHING with my boys, I was lucky if I got McDonald’s once a year and she brings them on vacations and stuff. My sisters and I say it all the time like “who is this lady, this “grandma” person?”
Damn I just found this guy and he is killing me! Go back next day?! Hell it's next week! And abuelita's revenge? Give them sugar. Load them up and then give them back. They know man.
This guy's freakin funny as hell, cracks me up every time!
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Man you killed me with the zoo and shut up 😂😂😂😂😂
You’re my favorite comedian !
I can’t wait til this corona shit goes away because I really want to see you on a live performance for my birthday. I’m hoping 😘🙏🏼
I love him. One of a kind for sure.
I’ve been binge watching all of your clips 🤣
Damn he's Original.
Felipe gets better and better!
It takes a LOT to make me laugh,and YOU do it every damn time !🤣 Freaking HILARIOUS , love this guy. 💗🤣🤣🤣
I love this channel..So glad I subscribed!!
You had my dying foo 💀💀💀😂🤣😂
I don’t have kids - I’m the only daughter in my family - seeing my parents treat my nieces as if they didn’t have a daughter.. uff... they’re the ones smelling like McDonald’s 😭😭😭
You don’t have blankets here kills me every time
I told my mom, my lady was pregnant on her anniversary haha.. back in high school haha..
I rode the bus with him a few times always made me laugh. One of my favorites ❤
My mom and dad was the same age when they had me, my younger brothers and grandma would joke around saying I was the original mistake 😂😂😂😂
Seen the guy two times already and man this man cracks me up! Go see him!
I became a tía at age 3 lol my nephews were basically like my siblings
Si, mi también. Seis mes entré mi y los niños. ( I hope I did that right, ✌🏽)
Mom I have bad news and worser news lol
Im a young grandma too and Im way nicer to grandkids....I guess thats why im a young grandma yikes.
I was with a Mexican American dude for 9 years this is sooo perf like every mother he referenced I fell like I knew her
“Have the kids already ate “
“That’s why we are fuckin here”🤣🤣🤣
I love all his clips man, he’s hilarious
Who say who don't have a jacket?🤣😂
Dude🤣 he say don't ask just show up with your kids!! I always do THAT!!🙊
Love Felipe Esparza! Numero Uno!!!!!
Great show! Love the editing on these clips too!
He has me busting up everytime love him!
You've made my bad day so much better. Thanks💙💜💛
Funny shit! Laughed out loud on the Cheetos/Takis joke!! 😂
I bought everything to my daughter and I got so hungry when my mom save money to buy her more stuff I always say thank you but deep inside me I’m like oh now you have money but not 20 years ago when I was her age so u can buy me some shoes instead of cheap huaraches 🤨😂
"Cheap huaraches" lol but you know there were some sneakers back in the 90s called huaraches?
BlueAngel nowadays the Nike huarache vruh
I googled "cheap huaraches" because I wanted to know what they were and I could only see the Nike ones 😂. Are those...... The ones?
Just Adjustor the ones I’m talking about are made whit tire rubber and they used to cost at that time like 2 dollars 😂
@@jjjaimes2599 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohhhhhhh. Hahahahahahaha. Thanks for replying man, even after all this time 🤣. That was really funny.
I'm a young grandma 😂😂😂
Oh my God this guy cracks me up and it’s true at 17 I became a mother now As a grandma I do and go beyond my grandkids a whole lot different than my own kids and they would tell me too it’s takes to be a grandma to know what I mean lol I wasn’t the best mother but that made me a great awesome grandma
That was hysterical!!! 😂
Love this guy.
“You are going to babysit FOR FREE BIIIATCH “😂💀💀💀
One of a kind love his comedy.
Such a underrated comedian !
Lmfao I’m dead 😂😂😂 love his stuff
I love his voice and timing.. lol 😎
Love your stand up fool
esparza is the best....man, i thought i had seen it all. no doubt top three greatest comedian ever. Esparza u got a fan from Ghana now
I'm really glad he has newer content again, and im super glad that these videos are here.. but whoever did the editing needs a new vent hole cuz ffs who wants to hear that extra loud intro music every clip
Love from South Africa. You're fking hilarious!
It's Dr Gonzo from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Man, this dude is funny. Something about his style and content really resonates with me. The Spanglish? The barrio broke? His voice?
His real lol
Respect brother!!! I love you!
😂😂😂 Felipe is a god in Comedy
Felipe, you're too funny.
Lol one the brother and your son being in the same age group. When you're an uncle/ aunt in the 10th grade and your niece/nephew is either a year older or younger. Aye...it happens. (Shrugs)
I'm happy to be a tià to my sister's daughters.
What a legend!!!!!
@2:40 this hits hard. Dinner is waiting on you , mom, to make it. Kids and I are hungry .
Thanks for the video
Felipe Felipe Felipe Felipe haha love this man where can I watch the full show
Damn how i aint heard of this dude til today tffff
He is so freaking funny! 😂
This is gonna be me with my niece 😂😂😂😂 my mom slapped me for breathing and she’s already prepping to spoil the baby lmao
Nice some voodoo at the end
I remember little Felipe Jr. He was so cute as a baby and did not look like his dad🤣
" Now you got to babysit for free, bitch!" Lmafo! 🤣🤣🤣
Was so pinche exited to go see him in a few months y se cancelo el show. Felipe eres a toda madre.
Hopefully this all ends soon! Had to move 8 dates so far. 2 months out of work! Can't wait to be back on stage.
@@felipeesparza. This will be my second time seeing you you came up north of California. To Chico since then I've been a big fan . Can't wait till see you on stage again.
Te pasaste de bueno weon..greetings from 🇨🇱 Chile..abrazos
Bruh I cant stop laughing
Damn Felipe ur funny af big fan u deserve all the success u get n thwn some foo 😁
your the best artist 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Felipe come to McAllen, TX and put on a show !!!
He did already
I love how you made a cameo in Gentefied🤣
Muy bueno 😂, me gusto tu role en Superstore
Have your kids ate already? The Grammar!😂
...don't you mean "grammar"? The irony...
@@felipeesparza sup foo? I been watching your stand up for a minute. Keep up the funny shit homes
Funny shit Bro.Keep it up
Did faka he so classic bruh! I cannot.
Funny shit Carnal .Keep it up
great set! stuttering john said you went from GEICO to this...but i see movies in your future. easy. keep writing!!!
Wuuuuut VGS??? Too dope
I'm pretty late almost like every Mexican, but it's ok I'm here now and I haven't stopped laughing 😅 😆 😂
That’s why we’re here 😂😂
Come to North Carolina!!
FELIPE OVER fluffy
Hellyea
Fluffy its soft, and always tells you what he's doing.
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