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  • @mark1306
    @mark1306 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    Finally a 'movie' where Butler's accent makes sense!

    • @JJs_playground
      @JJs_playground 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You mean it didn't make sense in the movie 300 as a Spartan (Greek) soldier? I guess he was from the Scottish part of greece. Lol

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It makes perfect sense in RockNRolla

    • @sidarthurgortimer355
      @sidarthurgortimer355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JJs_playground Well if they wanted to be accurate the movie would have been all in ancient Doric Greek. If you're going to have them speak English then it doesn't really matter what accent they speak in, a Scottish accent makes just as much sense as an English or American one.

    • @headlesspiper936
      @headlesspiper936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @kurt776
      @kurt776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about the "how to tame your dragon" series

  • @tanha6017
    @tanha6017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “I can’t piss myself more than I already have” 😂😂😂

    • @ophelias4172
      @ophelias4172 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The worst thing about being in a medieval dungeon. Dehydration. Though it may have been an easier way to go than torture.

    • @devontafrazier4726
      @devontafrazier4726 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂 😂

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    “I would rather live as a woman than die as a man” iconic

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @A D man’s knew he didn’t wanna spend his life as an indentured servant work smart not hard

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not me I'm not letting a dude fuck me

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonyacosta4574 lol

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Famous Scot Caitlyn McJenner the Bruce's motto.

    • @47CryXMA
      @47CryXMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHHHHHHH! DRAGON!

  • @jessicafredriksson5952
    @jessicafredriksson5952 10 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "I thought it was a dragon!"... Dear God, I laughed really hard!

    • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
      @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AAAAHHHHHHHH DRAGON!!! Oh sorry, I thought your avatar was a dragon swooping in tah get me... :(

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was just your girlfriend.

    • @hoosier-daddy6807
      @hoosier-daddy6807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oatnoid you do realise you replied to a 3 quarter decade old comment? 😅

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoosier-daddy6807 Yeah. It was funny. Weighpuns? None of your wives were virgins.

    • @hoosier-daddy6807
      @hoosier-daddy6807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oatnoid It was funny so you responded with "it was just your girlfriend" ...ok.

  • @robertjohnson8250
    @robertjohnson8250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "I can't piss myself any more than I already have... I'm pissed out!"

  • @kioftor
    @kioftor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "It was just a goat, i thought it was a dragon". I don't know why i laughed so hard at this...

  • @smd0061
    @smd0061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When he screams at the goat 😆gets me every time!

  • @joshuasears4566
    @joshuasears4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    This is Gerard Butler's best role. He's usually playing some kind of generic American action hero but he's great in this.

  • @sarahsmith2583
    @sarahsmith2583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    I'm Scottish, these Scottish accents are hysterical!

    • @TheGuitarist1012
      @TheGuitarist1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sarah Smith still better than Mel Gibson

    • @starwarsluke2827
      @starwarsluke2827 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sarah Smith There ascents are so bad I can say that cause I'm from Scotland

    • @davidatcheson8331
      @davidatcheson8331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarah Smith ,

    • @bruceinmyheart
      @bruceinmyheart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Starwarsluke 28 Isn't Gerard Butler Scottish?

    • @duckydae
      @duckydae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King Steve Clearly you've never heard of England...

  • @ziggystardust6418
    @ziggystardust6418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Hello Governor! Fancy a cup of tea lol I am crying 😂

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @Saanichian
    @Saanichian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I think it’s funny that a Scottish actor just did an entire skit doing a flawless fake Scottish accent. You can tell that he had a lot of fun doing this. I thought it was amusing enough.

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's of the utmost importance to me that actors have fun while they're earning buckets of money pretending to be someone else.

    • @tobermory88
      @tobermory88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is his accent

    • @Saanichian
      @Saanichian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hijodelaisla275 It's good work if you can get it!

    • @Saanichian
      @Saanichian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tobermory88 I think that he was hamming it up a wee bit.

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This might actually be the dumbest comment I've ever read. No offense. Yeah, I love faking my own accent, cause THAT'S how it works

  • @carvalone3076
    @carvalone3076 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I can't piss myself anyMORE" 😂😂😂 I freakin lost it!!! 😂😂😂

  • @mukukapaul
    @mukukapaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The number of times I have watched this is ridiculous. So funny!

  • @uttaradit2
    @uttaradit2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Dave heart - he's got a point

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Hello Gavna, fancy a cup a tea?"

  • @hangoutwithme346
    @hangoutwithme346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Gerard Butler really commits in his snl sketches. Bring him back so he can parody all of his fallen movies lol

    • @TheUlli1964
      @TheUlli1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please. This movies are terrible.

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he had nothing to do with Braveheart.

    • @Soldier4Christ2-3-5
      @Soldier4Christ2-3-5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crazy. Law abiding citizen and 300 were great movies

    • @northwesttravels7234
      @northwesttravels7234 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He is progressing towards " I've Fallen and can't get up" ads and pitching reverse mortages to your meema.

  • @Anthony-zt1zs
    @Anthony-zt1zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The concept of this skit is HILARIOUS lol 😆🤣

  • @JohnWilkenson
    @JohnWilkenson ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The audience didn't appreciate this one as much as they should have. Great skit.

  • @deirdreryan6147
    @deirdreryan6147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    As a woman, “I would rather live as a woman than die as a man” makes damn good sense to me.

  • @pinkroseperson256
    @pinkroseperson256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Her husband was Edward II; I don’t think he’d mind at all if Isabella was replaced by Daveheart 😉

    • @jeremyearly8762
      @jeremyearly8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's just what I was thinking. After Phillip got pushed out of the window, Daveheart could scooch right on in where Phil left off.

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or Ben Dover or Phil McCracken

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 🤭😂😂

    • @tilesetter1953
      @tilesetter1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oatnoid 😂

    • @ophelias4172
      @ophelias4172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to say…not to mention she was only twelve at the time. Though she may have been older in this sketch considering William may have been dead at this point.

  • @whereismohit
    @whereismohit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    scotish accent is the best accent on this planet

    • @asadmalik2364
      @asadmalik2364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mohit Verma I think Indian accent is sexiest of all and cool .. Love Indian English ... Italian or French accent is overrated. I wish people shud speak more in Indian accent, at least American should try .

    • @whereismohit
      @whereismohit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mo Alvi thanks for the buttering ....but imo indian accent is not that unique ...and it varies from generation to generation and from place to place....early Indian migrants to western countries have the stereotypical indian accent ....current migrants and mainland indians have a different accent ...people living in different parts of india have different accents ......
      but scottish accent gives that epic feel
      that is why i love scottish accent

    • @douglasbryce8308
      @douglasbryce8308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mohit Verma so true

    • @douglasbryce8308
      @douglasbryce8308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      god you have to love Scotland

    • @NKHYS-c5l
      @NKHYS-c5l 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@douglasbryce8308 been to Scotland few times, it's truly amazing.
      Scots are so sweet and welcoming nothing like those Brit complaining bastards.

  • @m0rfans
    @m0rfans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I can confirm that this is far closer to reality than Braveheart.

    • @colinmacgregor8718
      @colinmacgregor8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Were you there champ.Gee you're looking well for a few hundred years old.

    • @m0rfans
      @m0rfans 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colinmacgregor8718 Duuurrrrrrrrrrrr.........

    • @colinmacgregor8718
      @colinmacgregor8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@m0rfans Do you actually know the whole facts Mr duuuurrrr?

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    actually I don't consider Dave a coward. He sounds pretty rational to me

    • @oreste8570
      @oreste8570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daniel Korolev so what would be cowardness to you?

    • @nmnbnsl198
      @nmnbnsl198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      cowardliness depends on situations i think dont agree?? ohkay

    • @michealjackson4509
      @michealjackson4509 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Danut Milea four?

    • @fyreborneblu6706
      @fyreborneblu6706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Coward!

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's because he's a man, men are supposed to die bravely for their 'country' and pretty much be some kind of inhuman beasts who have no fear. For women it would be ok to be rational and not want to be tortured

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    A goat-dragon.The worst dragons of 'em all..

    • @DrejaRamone
      @DrejaRamone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Λαυρέντιος Ψαροκάηκας I read your comment with Scottish accent. Don't know why... :)

  • @rodrigogoncalves6165
    @rodrigogoncalves6165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I wish they made a movie with this. I would go and see it

  • @Cybopath
    @Cybopath 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Love to actually see Butler do a Scottish epic.

    • @Sam-lm8gi
      @Sam-lm8gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye. Or any kind of Scottish historical drama. I remember there was once talk of him portraying Robbie Burns in a film. Not sure why that fell through...

    • @criztu
      @criztu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he already did: 300

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Well, first of all, NONE of your wives were virgins on their wedding nights."
    Freaking savage! 😆😆😆

  • @chip5256
    @chip5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Braveheart, in spite of winning the Academy Award for Best Movie, is considered to be one of the 3 most historically INACCURATE movies of all time. The Scots never wore face paint (Picts, 500 years before), didn’t wear kilts for another 200 years (wore trousers) and Princess Isabel was 3 years old when Wallace was executed. And lots more. But a good rousing blood and guts flick.

    • @sunsetrider45
      @sunsetrider45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, doesn't matter, we just like to make fun of dudes in skirts. That's all :-).

    • @patroberts5449
      @patroberts5449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a “Pick and pull” of history! Like making a car out of used parts!

    • @Fluor66
      @Fluor66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if you complain to HOLLYWOOD, Im sure they'll listen.

    • @crocodiledisco4293
      @crocodiledisco4293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neat. What are the other 2?

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chocolate chip get a grip... it's a fucking film not a uni class in history for fucks sake...

  • @devontafrazier4726
    @devontafrazier4726 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    50 years later : what a comfy bed 😊. Thanks Daveheart

  • @formerastronaut
    @formerastronaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Unlike other Bravehearts, I can speak with a Scottish accent"

  • @juzoli
    @juzoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I’m with Dave on this one. Comfy bed makes more sense than dying because of imaginary lines on a map…

    • @juzoli
      @juzoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @ایرج So you say it is okay to die to satisfy other people’s greed, and I am the brainwashed one.
      LOL:D

    • @juzoli
      @juzoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Israel and USA did 9/11Of course. Those invaders (like the Russians in Ukraine) use these exact tactics. They use imaginary divisions in the society (religion, borders on map etc…) to generate hate, and a made up reason to attack.
      Of course, when they are destroying your house and taking your property, you should not let it. That only supports my argument, not against it.

    • @skyguy5587
      @skyguy5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On the count of 3

    • @lastmannotstanding3741
      @lastmannotstanding3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @israelandusadid9119 lol not in my country well it use to be and after seeing what have become of my country i would rather sleep in bed than die in the mud

    • @pucioy
      @pucioy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lastmannotstanding3741 So why don't you change your country ? As you said it is " my country". Otherwise it is just a country you unfortunately living in and agree to pay money for or suck benefits from :))) No better than any immigrant.

  • @indiatrapman7682
    @indiatrapman7682 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    THAT'S THE VOICE OF HICCUPS FATHER (HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON)

    • @mikan1998ful
      @mikan1998ful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gerald Butler

    • @mikan1998ful
      @mikan1998ful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gerald Butler

    • @martymcfry4585
      @martymcfry4585 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AwesoMESS gerard butler

    • @Ameya274
      @Ameya274 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Echo!!!!

    • @JamesSmith-ih2cx
      @JamesSmith-ih2cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikan1998ful I work with a guy named Gerald Butler!

  • @Shadowwolfe2k7
    @Shadowwolfe2k7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love David. I love that he sounds like he was born in Scotland.

    • @hoosier-daddy6807
      @hoosier-daddy6807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment makes you sound slow in the head 😅

  • @michaeljoassaint6154
    @michaeljoassaint6154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I would love to see that sketch made into a movie.

  • @CeticWales
    @CeticWales 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Must be Welsh. When the English came knocking in Wales we said: "You can take our land.....and why not take our freedom too"

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂 That made me chuckle my good Celtic brother/sister.

    • @Itsjustmyselfsoitis
      @Itsjustmyselfsoitis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      CelticWales to be fair to the Welsh, they kept their language intact better than the Irish and Scots.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who do you mean, the anglo-saxons or the Normans?

    • @obsidianorder1
      @obsidianorder1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello from the future! You were too hard on yourself, mate. England had the resources to pull it off, but the Welsh of that time didn't lie down and take it. That's why they build so many castles. Caenarfon castle got sabotaged so many times during construction that they had to fast-track production hard. Look at the thing: the stones don't even match.

    • @mrsmith9031
      @mrsmith9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, Llewellyn and Owain Glyndwr fought well, good joke though, and I suppose voting the same way as the English in the Brexit referenda was highly embaressing,

  • @AzharKhan-wn8wy
    @AzharKhan-wn8wy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Not to call you a coward, master. But sometimes, cowards do survive." - Starscream

  • @matthewmcneill5320
    @matthewmcneill5320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this deserved a better audience, imo

  • @zazoreal5536
    @zazoreal5536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Lol "AhhHHH Dragon"

    • @sceptict
      @sceptict 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      im crying

  • @philriversider3563
    @philriversider3563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Still more historically accurate than the original!

    • @Theo0167
      @Theo0167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For all those who never bothered to read the book. It starts with "This is not how it really happened - this is how I would have wanted it to happen."

  • @arkwill14
    @arkwill14 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:16 Is it just me or does Gerard really look like Zach Braff when he scrunches up his face like that?

  • @Rotceev
    @Rotceev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when he suddenly started to train his french accent ...I died.

    • @Seaurchin51
      @Seaurchin51 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have watched this skit numerous times and I didn't notice him trying out his French accent. Was too busy laughing I guess.🤣🤣🤣

  • @vww3606
    @vww3606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:20 me in every social event

    • @CocoOPNY
      @CocoOPNY 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His face in the picture tho 😭😭

    • @CocoOPNY
      @CocoOPNY 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just realized I replied to a 7 year old comment. I hope your social anxieties have improved since then! :)

  • @DivineRedwood
    @DivineRedwood ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:12 *Gerard Butler (2014) - "I'd rather live as a woman than die as a man."*

  • @harpiyon
    @harpiyon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    and now pls a Mel Gibson parody of King Leonidas, then it would be even

    • @wp2746
      @wp2746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      harpyion hahahaha

    • @songweaver6076
      @songweaver6076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOrrrrrr Sparrtaaaaaa!!!!!! ..
      no???..
      Um.... well then...
      for our own skins!!! Fleeeeee!!!!

    • @elianmustafa
      @elianmustafa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gerald already did that too

    • @mikekristin7201
      @mikekristin7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would just be an angry leonidas screaming about the Jews coming to get him

    • @Electricshrock
      @Electricshrock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "...For tonight we dine in hell! Now... who wants to eat, huh?! Who the fuck wants to eat?!"

  • @bjarvis827
    @bjarvis827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how that last line felt more like a question than a statement.

  • @joelgarson4107
    @joelgarson4107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When history needed a hero, it knocked on the wrong door lol

  • @rab46290
    @rab46290 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just realized Scottish sounds like an extremly Aussie person and an extremely britt person had a baby

  • @anantc88
    @anantc88 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bill Hader giving the speech of Braveheart and then later in Barry as Barry Berkman, shows how much he wanted to give that speech!! 😅😅

  • @Casomyro1983
    @Casomyro1983 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "There are 6 girls in our village and like a houndred guys...so...no one´s a virgin" = D

  • @elmurr4822
    @elmurr4822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I would rather live as a woman than die as a man.. ahhh dragon!!”

  • @grenelef
    @grenelef 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Well, at least Dave is an actual Scotsman...

  • @Lfg117
    @Lfg117 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🎶 Brave Sir Robin 🎶 vibes 😂

    • @pango-y8j
      @pango-y8j ปีที่แล้ว

      Runaway 🍄🇬🇧🍄

    • @CocoOPNY
      @CocoOPNY 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YESSSSSSSSS

  • @seanmadison6360
    @seanmadison6360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he thinks a goat, something he sees every day, is a dragon, something he has never seen. haha And obviously the audience didn't understand this humor.

  • @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv
    @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "i thought it was a dragon!" aaaaaaaaahahahahahah!

    • @BruceWayne-qc5sz
      @BruceWayne-qc5sz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Χαχαχα! Γαματο προφιλ!

    • @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv
      @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      πες μου οτι υπαρχει κ αλλος ελληνας που βλεπει snl...

    • @AlkisGD
      @AlkisGD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ηρεμήστε, κυρία Μαρκορά! Θα σας ανέβει η πίεση! (Όλοι οι φίλοι μου βλέπουν SNL :P )

    • @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv
      @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Άλκης Δ. κι ειχα αρχισει να πιστευω οτι ειμαι δε γκρικ τσοζεν γουαν. damn it...

    • @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv
      @FirstnameLastname-ij4vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Άλκης Δ. let the greek comments flow... "ελα μωρη πατριδα" κ τα σκετικα...

  • @vincentlake
    @vincentlake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As a Dave of Scottish descent, I feel personally attacked lol.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Umm if you're a Dave why are you called Vincent? 🤨🤔

    • @bubbaguy4411
      @bubbaguy4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@juliaconnell agreed...and with a Swiss/Dutch surnamne as well...I smell a goat...

    • @patroberts5449
      @patroberts5449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bubbaguy4411 or do you smell a DRAGON!,,, 😂😂

    • @davidkaneva9674
      @davidkaneva9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ack aye! I'm a Dave of Scottish descent!

  • @alfonsocantu9992
    @alfonsocantu9992 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Never Surrender and Never Retreat but advance in a different direction..just helping Dave Heart in today language...yours very truly Alfonso Cantu USMC

  • @dragomirmironov743
    @dragomirmironov743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I can't piss my self more than I already have." :-D

  • @B4R7H0L0M3W
    @B4R7H0L0M3W 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "buy it today?" :D best line ever :D

  • @wanderlusttinyhousechick7192
    @wanderlusttinyhousechick7192 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I'm dying over here. 😂

  • @Davepool-hs7vr
    @Davepool-hs7vr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When history needed a hero, they knocked on the wrong door

  • @therobust
    @therobust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There were 6 girls in our village and a hundred guys. So no one is virrrgin 😂

  • @sarahjohn7819
    @sarahjohn7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Hader looked hot like that.

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I’d rather live as a woman than die as a man.”
    Lol that’s so funny

  • @Dogen70
    @Dogen70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The fact that I find out I'm more Scottish and Irish as an African-American makes all this hit way different now. St. Patty's day is about to get a lil blacker

    • @AlphaNumericKey
      @AlphaNumericKey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're a black Scotch-Irish American? Damn, you just uh... you kind of 'win' the History of Oppression lottery.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People from Scotland are Scots or Scottish. Not ‘Scotch’ - that refers to products from Scotland, like whisky. Calling a person ‘Scotch’ is pejorative.

  • @acs197
    @acs197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else remember playing the tutorial campaign in Age of Empires that featured the Scots? One of my faves.

  • @davidparr4636
    @davidparr4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey man I as a Scottish man brought back one whole square inch of Scottish territories back to Scotland from the English. I got it deeded to me through a Canadian game show and as soon as I pay the seventy dollar fee it will be my property outright.

  • @areyoufriendly
    @areyoufriendly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have gotten so good at going for the pause button right when the scene is ending, basically when the applause sign goes on for the audience.

  • @ladyweasellou3367
    @ladyweasellou3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG 🤣 my best friend is a Scot and the look on his face through the entirety of it was absolutely priceless 🤣 🤣 lol

  • @kunaldhawan5952
    @kunaldhawan5952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hello Guv’nor! Fancy a cup of tea? Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChetanAryaIITKanpur
    @ChetanAryaIITKanpur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last (and only) reasonable Scott.... 😂😂😂

  • @veromoreno-diaz
    @veromoreno-diaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dave Heart is hilarious 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @anabanana6890
    @anabanana6890 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They don’t make them like this anymore! 😂😂😂

  • @cupcake86eg
    @cupcake86eg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    their Scottish accents are meant to be bad! it's a comedy after all lol! you guys have no sense of humor

  • @guidantas1981
    @guidantas1981 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Gerard is mighty funny hahahaha, never would have guessed

  • @angry_tim
    @angry_tim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now imagine Dave leading the 300 spartans against the persians.

  • @sammohammadian7141
    @sammohammadian7141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg SAME.....i could listen to scottish ppl for hours

  • @davea6314
    @davea6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My name is Dave. This is funny. LOL

  • @kingtigertank72
    @kingtigertank72 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this sketch!!!

  • @PauloSilva-yi2mi
    @PauloSilva-yi2mi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    AHHHHHHHH a dragon!!

  • @TheLordbrit
    @TheLordbrit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    THIS - IS - SCOTLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND !

  • @guntertorfs6486
    @guntertorfs6486 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ' Daveheart ' makes some sensible points

  • @gerardov.9716
    @gerardov.9716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This movie will do very well in the U.S.

  • @omgkeuri734
    @omgkeuri734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kept on imagining Stoic the Vast whenever he talks.

  • @nighttripper18
    @nighttripper18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why am I seeing this now TH-cam ...? ❤️

  • @disliked1390
    @disliked1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    writers of SNL smoking a joint " Hey huhuehe i got an idea bro" "Daveheart heheuuee" "-What?" Instead of Brave it's Dave heheheh" "Pass me the blunt"

  • @JovanFB
    @JovanFB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    what the fuck is the deal with gerard butler and dragons???

    • @gknip0
      @gknip0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he is scottish. and everyone knows there are dragons in scotland.

    • @Kenzofeis
      @Kenzofeis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only when no-one is looking

    • @kreion
      @kreion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is also Stoick in How to train your dragon

    • @tatsuyasaito2630
      @tatsuyasaito2630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JovanFB he was in the movie "rein of fire"

    • @BOBMAX68
      @BOBMAX68 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had a small part in Reign of Fire. A dragon killed him. (blink and you'll miss him) ;)

  • @gilbeau5254
    @gilbeau5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His accent alone is worth it.🤣

  • @robroy1174
    @robroy1174 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This........ Is......... Scotland !!!

  • @brianpaterson1417
    @brianpaterson1417 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gerry Butler makes the sketch a 1000 per cent more historically accurate than the Mel Gibson movie.

  • @mariabarker2036
    @mariabarker2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to raise such dragons. I miss them very much.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My wife says all my accents sound the same. Lol

  • @carmelcream7662
    @carmelcream7662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very funny skit Gerard is such a wooz

  • @deprimat666
    @deprimat666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd watch this

  • @neopromise
    @neopromise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i thought it was dragon.... it's just a goat

    • @jsoc99
      @jsoc99 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHA

  • @gc2o4tom81
    @gc2o4tom81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gerard butler is underrated as a SNL host

  • @lyn-jhonosia8981
    @lyn-jhonosia8981 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh so this is King Leonidas before eh

  • @bohemianwriter1
    @bohemianwriter1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a phenomenal Raaange....

  • @askledhead
    @askledhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the Funniest SNL sketches Ever. ✌

  • @sachinvenugopal6926
    @sachinvenugopal6926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost at that 'dragon' 😂

  • @RobbieMensah
    @RobbieMensah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ahhhh!!! Dragon. Laughed so hard