ASMR Voice: The Break in [M4F] [Comfort for surviving a home invasion]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
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**blasts into kitchen**
OH THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T TAKE THE LITTLE BITES
ultra nut M E
mOoD
BIG MOOD
klaudia
Thats a mood
Imma just add onto this chain
MEEEEEeE omG mate i swear that is a HuGE mOoD omg help im dying
that one dislike must be the man who broke in ._.
Edit: yAY mOsT lIkEs EvEr-
and yes. they mAY have been in a group... *of five*
Allison VanWinkle lol theres still only 1 dislike
😂😂😂
Allison VanWinkle based on the extra dislike.. He wasn't alone
It must have been a big group because there's 15 dislikes
Group of 15
Him: no he didn’t take anything
Me: UM HE TOOK MY WILL TO LIVE ....... oh wait that was never there .....NeVeR mInD
Omg, SAME!
Mood
HahaHAHA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
*I see this as an absolute win*
Ochako What are you doing here?! Aren’t you supposed to be at UA!?
Just an idea.... we needs a Baby counter Conpilation for everytime Cardlin says "Baby" from his first video to now.
Do you have any idea how long that video will be? 🤣🤣
take shot everytime he says baby
@@JayAshBranAudioScripts I'd watch it still
@@lucindatheartist6435 I'd be dead.
I would die before that video ended.
Ok so first he told the cops "My GIRLFRIEND..." then apparently we're married...
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED! I FEEL LUKE IVE SUCCEEDED! IM NOT CRAZY!
Maybe they're newlyweds?
U noticed too thank god I thought I was crazy or something
I KNOWWW! I noticed it and I was like “AAA ITS MESSED UP” I want a remake 😂😂
Magically married in 3 seconds
PLoT tWiSt: iT WAS *DARCLIN* 😱
hOLy sHi-
**flips table**
Loveable Weirdo *gaps*
**Flips bed and chairs and shet**
*NANI!?*
(|||゚д゚)
To @@tenshikuruu
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
* kicks down bedroom door *
* Agressively opens draw *
* throws clothes everywhere *
THEY DID NOT TAKE THE WATERMELON SOUR PATCH KIDS EVERYTHING IS OK!
lmaoooo 💀😂 yessss
WE ARE FINE EVERYTHING ELSE WE CAN GET BACK
Y e s 😂😂
SHIT THEY TOOK THE NUTELLA *CHECKS EMERGENCY FEELINGS COMFORT FOOD* THANK GOOD THE DIDN'T FIND THE SAD COOKIES, THE FEELING CAKE, THE DEPRESSION PIE, AND THE CUPCAKES AND OTHER CANDY IS STILL HERE
THANK GOD!
Oooh, my. I'd forgotten about this one.
I'm lucky enough to have never experienced something like this, but for those of you who have, I hope this script and this performance offer you even a lil comfort. x
D'aww, thanks so much! I'mma gonna go hide my blush in a corner now.
I experienced this when I was 11 and home alone with my siblings. this video doesn't trigger me or anything but I will never forget the terror in my younger brothers' eyes. 😥 nothing happened to us because we hid in our parents bathroom, but they took all the electronics, and my mothers matching gold earrings and necklace. what pissed me off about the whole situation and still pisses me off just thinking back to it is how long the cops took to come. my aunt who lived 45mins away came before the police who were 10mins away from our house. and when they did come, they looked so annoyed and just bored asf.
I hope and pray no one else goes through what my siblings and I went through. and to everyone else who's also gone through a home invasion, I hope you're doing well. you made it through, you're still here. I'm proud of you and I love you ❤️ you're going to be alright ✨
Hafsa Hussein you poor thing😰
That must have been a horrible experience... damn I’m sorry
The same thing happened to me. It's especially scary when you actually have to shoot the guy with a pistol
You were amazing to get through what you did and an amazing sibling for doing what you did you are strong and amazing and don't let anyone tell you different
i just recently experienced the same thing. i was home alone with my 8 year old brother & held at gunpoint so i understand the terror!!
“But he didn’t take you.”
Oh my god! That’s adorable!!!
When you need the androids from Detroit become human ...
THE CUSHIONS HAD 28 STAB WOUNDS
ear rape* “*SlAp* “lutenant its me connor” *
@Lily O’Leary THAT KILLS PEOPLE
Wake up lieutenant,it’s me,Connor.
CONNOR GET THE FUCK IN HERE... AND TAKE ANDERSON WITH YA!!!
*tells the officer his girlfriend was home during the break in*
*also talks about how amazing their wedding day was*
Something isn’t adding up 🤔
To those people who disliked, you're gonna experience your first time having a person in a bear costume with a chainsaw breaking in your house.
XD
Maybe the one who disliked is the man with a chainsaw XD
This is so funny
Well hello there I will do that on one of his videos
What if it isn't the first time
I'm early cool
2 views;4 likes
*TH-cam STOP DRINKING*
TH-cam: NEVER
Lexi Gray XD
**CHUGS VODKA**
*_fUcK YOu_*
**CHUGS VODKA**
*_fUcK YOu_*
*STOP IT YOUR DRUCK*
Hey, Cardlin! Do you have any audios for a car accident? I got into one in February and I've been having bad dreams about it recently.
reee eee Hey :D Just in case you might not have seen, he does have one :)
th-cam.com/video/klVMy-W59gQ/w-d-xo.html
Someone broke into the house....THEY BETTER NOT HAVE TAKEN MAH PUPPIES!!!! THEY GONNA DIE IF THEY TOOK THEM!
0:53 that hello sounded so cute
I was looking for this comment😂
heLLO
CUtE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@lla.1t HEHEHE
When you fall that in love with someone's voice
This get uploaded the same day a random guy came to my front door screaming
This was much needed
I’ve had a guy break in to my house when I was 14...I remember grabbing a near by wine bottle and smashing it over his head. I only after found out he had a loaded gun...then I was like well den fuck that guy...I will say it felt like home alone and it was terrifying
YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE BADASS
*While he's looking for me im in the closet with a bat and a lightsaver* O^O
damn how tight is this blind fold?!
*realized im tied up* meh lightsaver ;-;
BTS TRASH I think you mean lightsaber
Harmonic Horizons English never liked me
@@chey5087 nah they want their candy
It's a light SABER all star wars fans have been triggered
Yas
I would have knocked out that guy I'm a violent person sometimes you don't mess with me
But this is amazing keep it up
babygirl lilith audios
Ya I'm a violent person too lmao
Idk Idc lol
I can be very violent if someone trys to mess with me or my family I will hurt them and they will regret ever trying to harm me or my family😊
Idk Idc yay to violence
Cardlin: That sounded like it came from the...
Me: Did they shove me in the closet? Because they just shoved me into my home lol.
But seriously, I fucking love this. This is not what I expected from this audio.
MemeMation same the closet is my one true love but I cheat on her with food and sleep😂
BrotherenAudios
Thats
A
Big
Ass
Mood
Cardlin: Let me untie you, okay feet first.
Me: No no no no, tie me up. Fifty Shades Darker * oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i don't wanna live*
I need to stop TH-cam, jenna marbles and cardlin is a bad combination 😂😂
L Y C A I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOO
I read that in her voice too lol!!
L Y C A oml 😂😂😂😂😂
I find fifty shades darker was romantic BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME SEE FIFTY SHADES FREED! THE NEXT FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY OR DARKER LIKE MOM WHY?! FROM SEEING THE TRAILER IM SOOOOO CURIOUS!!!
"But he couldn't take you."
Don't sound so disappointed,,
Cardlin: Ow, stop hitting me!
*how much of a scumbag am I to hit sweet cardlin*
This jerked tears from me with how beautiful and touching it was. I’ve never had my home broken into, but this was enough to make me glad it hasn’t.
Cardlin, you are a master with how you can take your listeners and put them into your scenarios. The emotions you bring out, how you grip us with the dialogue, is nothing short of genius.
This video really did make me feel safe, and the panic that set was chased away when you tried to get “me” to smile. Another work of genius.
I couldn't agree more!!!
Me: *wraps myself in my blanket every time he says “come here baby” *
Just a little (helpful?) comment though: early on when calling the cops he says ‘girlfriend’ but towards the end they talk about wedding stuff and being married. Maybe a little tweak to the script? :)
Alika Paramitha I was about to comment the same thing
Poor Cardlin wasn't even knowing what we are to him ; )
"Ummm excuse me could u please leave?" Tyler Joseph😂
Only so many people get this 😂
omg yeeees
Omg love it! ll-// I went to their concert and they were amazing!!!😂🖤💛🖤
LOLLLL
Oh I remember when he said this at an iterview
Plot twist: the person who break in to the cardlin and listener's house was break in the wrong house😂
Sorry for bad english
my home was robbed last night and yeah so this helps
woahhhh. you okay?
Zanele Mnguni i got a few bruises
I hope you heal.
Yay I have blue hair! (This is awesome voice acting dude. Why don't you have more subscribers?)
thank you for making this! i have a serious fear of home invasion. to the point of anxiety attacks about thinking of it especially after we got robbed a few years back. this was very comforting 🖤☺️
This is perfect, my house just got robbed the other day. Well they took almost nothing important because they were scared of me I guess they ran when they saw me That was terrifying to be honest but hey cardlin is here to help us!
Cardlin: "Sure they took the tv, jewelry the game console-" (7:40)
Me: THEY TOOK OUR FREAKING PS4!!!
Earlier in the video he says my girlfriend and then the wedding ring thing are they married or dating or what
yeah i'm wondering the same thing too, there's also framed wedding picture
Cloverheisyl wait where's the wedding thing? I don't even notice it man I'm so blind
Rebecca the wedding pictures mentioned at 7:50 and wedding ring at 9:35 :)
Cloverheisyl oh yeah. I thought you meant the video imahe lmao idiot me
Rebecca it might have bean a promise ring or a aniversery gift
my house was broken into on the 26th of april, they took $1500-$1700 worth of valuables. this was a big comfort for me. thank you so much
Wait how do you know that I have a baby nephew Le gasp
Ur A wIzArD CaRdLiN
Milkshake YAOI yaoi yay hEs A wHaT-
you called the listener your girlfriend but then later on you said that that there was a wedding photo?
Him : baby what’s wrong.
Me : well.. it all started when I was born
If this happened I would be like raging wishing I would have stabbed the robber XD
Holo Tea
*28*
*STAB WOUNDS*
@@MayMagnolia06 28 STABS WOUNDS ? ARE YOU KINDING ME ?
It's a detroits become humans reference huh? I see you're a man (or a woman) of culture UwU
"yeah hold my hand"
subtitles : yeah *old man*
"how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"
I'd love a PTSD follow-up to this. You're an uh-MAZING actor.
This happened one time to me and My older sister. I got so scared she pulled 2 knives out and locked me and her in her room.
I swear one of my biggest fear 😂... One of Thousand Fears....😂😂😂
Jane shireen same
*GASPS* I was dreaming a few minutes ago about a man about to break in my house😱 then I see this?? 😮 Thank u!
Sherlyn. H hOLY--
Oof, I nearly got robbed once (it didn't occur in my home tho, and hopefully never will). The experience made me even more vigilant than ever lol. Hope you all stay safe!
This is I keep a metal baseball bat in my room
Lil So So Ady , i wish i have one
Lil So So Ady same ✋
My brother does that lmao
Lil So So Ady i keep a bat in my closet and a pocket knife on my night stand
Anything’s a weapon if you’re brave enough..-😶😓
okay but- DID THEY TAKE MY BTS ALBUMS?
PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO
If there was one where it would be like we are stuck in an elevator and the listen/me is FREAKING OUT and You would try to calm us down.
If that would happen I'd literally die.
Cardlin: man, I can’t wait to go home
Me, who has read the title of the video: boy are you in for a surprise 🤪
Can you collab with LuckyASMR??
YASSSSSSSSSSS
Omg yesssss
Sommer Smith yaaaaaaassssssss
I CHECKED THIS DUDE CHANNEL HIS ASMR'S ARE AMAZING LIKE YASHHHH!!! I TOTALLY AGREE
YESSSSSSSD
Cardlin: "sure they took the TV and jewelry"
Me: tru
Cardlin: "and the game *console-"*
Me: *NiBbA WhErEs tHiS bItCh'S aDdResS*
😂
*NOT THE GAME'S CONSOLE*
i saw this and was like...huh? When did this come out? And BAAM 3 HOURS AGO WHAT 😂😂
Wait on phone to cops girlfriend but there's a wedding photo of us?????? Confused
Technically a wife is still a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is it just me or the sweetest ppl got to be wearing glasses
Notification squad where you at?
Kyouko Kirigiri right here!!!!
Here
Kyouko Kirigiri right hereeeeeee ✌🏼
SUP MATE
Zara the Predicon NOTHING MUCH, YOU?
Who's waiting for "in good hands" part two???
Maria Del Mare Part 2 is being worked on :) Thanks for liking In Good Hands, that is a series commission I made :)
Art of Helen Draiona Ellis wow....I want to hug u so tight for that work ♡♡♡♡😀😀
@@Draiona what about part 3 please??😂
@@zinebfarid3133 That will be a Patreon exclusive because it will end up getting hot 😏😄 not sure when it will be published, but the script is already done!
@@Draiona oh..okey than you!!
Hey cardlin do u think you can do one that you are about to go to the Navy/army and y/n doesn't want u to leave her so u think you can try to do it
Cardlin you are so amazing to do audios about serious topics that it’s hard to speak about❤️❤️❤️
Is it common in the US to call your wife your girlfriend still? :o From what I get from the audio is that you two are married, but during the 911 call Cardlin calls the listener his GF....?
Still a great audio though D:
thank you for making this. my house was just broken into and my family stuff that mean everything is gone
Him:(comforting)"I know how I felt when I found the front door open."
Also him finding the door open:(blames us) "Honey, come on, you can't leave the door open like this."
So I'm confusion
When CardiBear was in the call with the po-po, he called the listener his girlfriend
But after the pop left, we suddenly have wedding images and wedding rings
He must of gotten confused about his side chick 😙
* bursts into bedroom *
* aggressively opens closet *
* pulls out a box *
OK ITS OK THEY DIDNT TAKE THE RAW COOKIE DOUGH EVERYTHING IS FINE
This is the kind of comfort I need because someone is already threatening me ;-;
My house got broken into when I was four bc of my shitty stepdad and they came upstairs to check our bedrooms I think. And I was always a light sleeper and I just saw a guy in a ski mask. And it never leaves me. The police couldn’t find them and they took my damn furby.
I don’t want to make light of a traumatizing experience but a furby….. dude did you a favour
He called the listener a girlfriend and then he finds the *WEDDING RING* ?
ErEn JaEgEr
This a Awesome Audio I Feel Very Comfortable right now....
Honestly I couldn’t take this seriously cause I kept thinking about how he could’ve gotten the distant sounding voice to add affect. All I could think about every time is Cardlin scooting around in his wheely chair saying hello multiple times. I know I should’ve took it seriously but I couldn’t help myself😂
Honestly Cardlin, Your audios are enough to make me cry out of happiness even tho none of it is real, which actually in turn makes me cry out of sadness. I don’t even know anymore but what I do know us that I am gonna keep listening to your audios because I love them! 💜💗 Thanks for the great work always!!💗
you talking is always comforting to me😊
plot twist!: the intruder was a crazy ex-boyfriend ^^ waaaaait a second...talking to the police "my girlfriend […]" and a while later talking to her/us: nothing valuable was taken. see? the wedding picture is still here" woah hold up! am I married to someone else? xD just kidding ^^ audio was really cute
We need cardlin in yt rewind 2020 when it happens
Dude right when this video came out my friends house got broken into
Omg I felt like I was in that moment! It was amazing!
People have tried to break in...more than once...but they got scared off...but now we got security cameras cause my mom got so worried something like this would happen when I saw home alone (I’m home alone most days..all day)...
5:13 he’s so sweet why 😩😂
I honestly know what this feels like
Anime Trash same
Is you guys okay?;-;
Me too
I'm very sorry for you both. 😦
Operator:”ARE YOU YELLING AT ME CAUSE I CAN YELL TOO!!”
The other operators:👁👄👁
Early squad ✌✌ I love your videos so muuuch ❤
this is one of my new favorites!
Bruh I went through this before but like the didn’t break in but like they where trying to and gur I was jus tryna make my lil food from apple bees but then someone tried to break in my heart broke all the way down to my hoo has hooter girl I was scared had a asthma attack panic attack the whole thang gur then after that I ate my apple bees 💅✨
Oh my gosh Cardlin this was such a great video 💗❤
Holy shit I just realized that Cardlin's PO box is SUPER near where I live
I'm too goddamn scared to stay home alone. There was a guy that walked in my driveway for like an hour in all black sooo this helped meee❤❤❤
I never been so quick in my life lmaoooo
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hello from loserville!! :3
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my mom and I had something similar happen to us last year right on the night before Valentines Day. someone broke into our garage and stole a whole lot of things. I kept the list of stuff that was stolen for a little over a year before I finally had the courage to delete it. The police were so stupid and we had to wait until the night of Valentines Day for the police to f***ing show up. I was so late to school because of what happened. this triggered me a little, but the whole comforting helped me, so thank you.
Thankfully, our landlord got right on top of the whole problem and personally paid for us to get a new garage door. We have the electronic garage doors now. Before, at the time of the break in, we had garage doors that we had to physically get out of the car to unlock and pull up
Him: And he took the bracelet I gave you last year.
Me: hE TOOK MY PEANUT M&MS NOR WEDDING RING. Everything’s oKAY.
Ohk so jus a question...if she's your girlfriend then how you guys have a wedding picture together? 🙄
so, this isn't quite the same, but i got robbed tonight at work and this is really comforting. im scared to be afraid about it in front of others, and its affecting me more than i let on with my friends.
Been waiting for a new video all day!❤️
I remember when a man broke into my house a little while ago I was so scared
Cardlin seems awfully clam for someone who just found their girlfriend tied to a chair...
*Bursts into kitchen*
Me:OH THANK GOD THEY DIDNT TAKE MY CHOCOLATE
"Sure they took the TV and jewelry and game console"
NOO! NOT THE GAME CONSOLE!
Another great video!!! Amazing job!!💛🌻💛🌻💛