NBA Star Blake Griffin vs. Jeff Ross - Uncut - Roast Battle III
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2018
- For the Roast Battle finale’s main event, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross faces off against NBA All-Star Blake Griffin.
About Roast Battle:
Roast Battle pits two rising comics against each other in an all-out war before a panel of judges including Roastmaster General Jeff Ross. Childhood traumas may be dredged up, and painful divorces might be mocked, but these battles always end in a hug.
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get Thee Kraig Smith on here please he'd own Jeff Ross
Comedy Central wait, hillary’s the president?
Comedy Central Blake should have won ‼️‼️‼️‼️
In my opinion Blake won,but i would of ended his last roast differently,i would of said"it does not matter what her name is"...it be perfect ending.
Jeff Ross with hair looks like a character from FRAGGLE ROCK !
Blake Griffen looks like a Navy seal. Jeff Ross looks like an actual seal.
funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Boom Roasted.
Christopher Trout I’m going to tweak that a little for you. Blake Griffin looks like a navy seal or a marine. Jeff Ross looks like an actual seal from Marine Land
Where are you man, you should battle jeff.
@Forrest Trump LMFAO he literally does
"the season hasn't even started yet and your ex is already leading you in rebounds" lmfaooooo he did not say that bruh
Focus_CRAYZ yes he said it
No he didn’t Joseph.
Blake couldn't keep up with Jeff to begin with, and the "rebounds" joke was where Jeff really left him smelling the exhaust.
Legendary Savagery.
yes he did if you watch the video he says that
Is anyone gonna talk about how the host called Jeff Ross "Peter Griffin" LOL
lmfao 💀
I busted out lol 💀
Moses is a beast
No because everyone heard it so what’s the point?
Underrated...
Blake missed the perfect opportunity to say "take a lap, we all know you need it". When Jeff Ross circled him
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I would have said, "yeah, go ahead. Take a lap ... your fat ass could use the exercise ..."
That would of been the KO
@@docaff I thought "Take a lap. That's the most you've exercised in a decade"
Yes and jeff missed the opportunity of saying, “your mom” when Blake was talking about the last woman he fucked
Or like, “Yeah, take a lap. Just like everytime you go to mcdonalds drive thru.”
"you're the worst shooter in one of the most dangerous cities in America" 😭😭😭😭
When did he move to Chicago?
TeeGrizzleyBear he is talking about Detroit🤦🏼♂️
@@Cole-lb3qg I know doofus, I was pointing out that Chicago is far more dangerous than Detroit nowadays
That is not aging well
TeeGrizzleyBear that’s why he said “one of the most” not most
Pete looks like he's about to write a letter to Eminem.
Dude McNuggz "im youre biggest fan!"
Butthole Eyes
Damm. Your comment So good 😂😂only a few may get it
Underrated comment
Amazin'n
the announcer lowkey roasted tf out of Jeff lol "blake griffin, peter griffin, lets roast" LMFAO
Blake just roasted Jeff on his appearance. Jeff roasted him on everything.
Well, Jeff’s appearance is his everything...
Ya outside of Jeff Ross's appearance and him roasting people.. he doesn't really have anything
@@codyeble6764 that’s not true. He’s had a wo…wait 🤔
yeah but blake performed so well...
Cuz Jeff is pretty lame💀💀. It's only fun to punch up, not punch down lol
Let's be real, Jeff Ross killed Blake with the Kendall joke 😂😂😂
That joke was clever as hell, and I love Jeff Ross, but I actually felt like he lost that battle
When Jeff dropped that rebound joke I dropped my phone. That was ICE COLD!!!!
It was good but Blake got him with dude who have you fucked I fuck models
Joe I felt that joke went on too long, and Jeff may be a lil ugly but he’s still fuckin hot girls due to his fame so
Yeah Jeff lost forsure that clippers joke was the nail in the coffin
That Blake Griffin vs Peter Griffin line was so underappreciated.
Ikr
Stavros bro you won the best comment here. You fucken had me dying thx bro 🔥🤣
Agreed
Yes it was dude
Not to mention Lob City vs Slobb City.
Pete davidson’s face 😭 at the end when Jeff said “I’m making Blake griffin roast battle rookie of the year”
Dude I caught that shit too. I didn't think anyone else saw that, Blake was sooo bad. Pete knew it, he was just being nice.
Pete did the jerk off sign at the end when he said he was rookie of the year
Right?! And he says 'Oh my god...'
Pete Davidson’s reaction right at the end to Blake getting a participation medal, is the best part of this entire thing.
exactly, i came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that.
@@King_of_Apathy same. but don't get it 100%.
@@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 Pete thinks it weak to give Blake a participation reward. Any real comic has to fail a lot of times before they earn that win.
Hahah I was thinking the same thing
@@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 he said it’s annoying how talented Blake is.. I think he was annoyed that Jeff stroked Blake’s ego with that, after he lost.. he gave him a medal (that was obviously already prepared) for already being a star and trying lol
"That last joke lasted longer than any of your seasons" 💀💀
Evan Babin and the detroit pistons time in the playoffs
@@neelchopra4161 AND the time dating Kendall Jenner
@@freesmoke8777 Nah, I agree with Pete cos Jeff's jokes were more hard-hitting.. Blake did rly well, but wasnt as cutting as Jeff imo
Evan Babin and relationships 😂
Cold
Did nobody catch the fact that the host called jeff ross "peter griffin" before the roast battle started 😂😂
i was searching for that comment😂
Yeah lol
@@Padd_24 me too omega lul
More like bobby...😂
😂😂😂
Did anyone else notice Pete doing the “wanker/jerk” hand gesture and rolling his eyes at the end after Jeff decided to make Blake rookie champ?
I Kno right ! Like i was looking for the comment for that lmfao
That looked very geniune lol !
people are roasting blake but they dont realize how difficult it is to have stage presence with almost zero standup background
Or charisma
jeff missed the biggest "your mum" joke ever set up
Facx
Really tho I wish I lived in the Alternate Universe where he said "Blake Griffin... I am your father"
Fuck Justin Y. If I was him I woulda been like, How the fuck do you think you were born, that’s why you look like an albino black man.
Or 11:08 "I just did"
Trueeee
"Your joke lasted longer than your season." Was epic XD
whahaha
Pete is fucking great, man
Ross and Griffin have such awesome chemistry on stage, considering how they were pushing boundaries at the end. LOVED IT.
Jeff Ross killed him with that rebound joke. He took the show.
Jeff’s line about being the worst shooter in Detroit was just brilliant
But blake wasnt lol
borgus schmorgus i think that goes to shaq. He could miss every 3 but dunk like a king
In All Kinds Of Weather lol but the Kendall Jenner rebound joke got me dead.
worst shooter should be andre drummond
@@brownhippy andre gonna be shooting 2 3s a game with a 33% 3pt percentage
Blake was actually funny, but Jeff killed him with the rebound joke.
Mario Castillo I ran around my dining room lmfao
Yeah nobody can really go up against Ross. It's hard. Ross delivers some hard shiiiit.
Jeff sucked
Does anyone know what is the exact pair of sneakers Blake Griffins worn? It looks like Nike Air Maxs but I can't find the colorway he's copped nowhere! Can anyone help?
@Mungo Jerrymungo yeah but that's not exactly helping my cause homebre.
9:20 Someone in the crowd said "That was racist". Lady do you have any idea where you are?
“Blake Griffin, Peter Griffin, let’s roast” 😂😂
"Blake Griffin, Peter Griffin, let's roast!"
Boom
That shit had me rollin 😂😂 so subtle but well said
The people in the red t shirts are so unnecessary
Yes!!!!! There so fucking annoying. They kinda kill the punch line.
I didn't find them funny too, these 2 guys were good without the help of anybody else
There funny af
@@Puppy_Puppington agree
They pretty much almost ruined this video for me
Jeez, Pitbull really let himself go, what happened chico
@Luke Clifton good one ahaha
He had Jeff Ross on the ropes with that “we both got f***ed over by the clippers” joke 😂
Jeff Ross got paid off to take it easy on Blake lol, he's a professional roaster and this is the tamest I've ever seen him
재커리 most likely
the whole thing is scripted bro lmao
Yazamuto I’m not even sure Jeff would agree with you on that. Giraldo is the GOAT.
Watch his Roasts on WWE Superstars
@Your Majesty fasho even jeff ross said that greg was better then him
Whoever was doing the sound effects needs to relax 😂
they did TWO SHOTS when they mentioned JFK 💀
Brandon Diaz I didn’t notice that lmao
True xD
@@radicallybean I was crying laughing at that joke at how he dresed like his son😂💀💀
In my opinion, it literally was about a tie until Jeff got into the Kendall stuff. Blake did good, but his ex still leads him in rebounds😂
I think the joke : "It's just Niki makes it hard" flew over the heads
Yall really need to take away those ppl in the red, annoying and unnecessary
please dont be so racist, and stop being a bigot...its disgusting...youre comment triggers me...please dont speak anymore
Jeffrey J 42 no u
Just like yo momma😎
@@jeffreyj4234 that doesnt make any sense..
seriously wtf ill never watch this shit after that retarded shit
That Clippers joke by Blake is so underrated.
Not really. We got it. Didn't take alot of digging
Well duh everyone got it. It wasn't a hard joke to get. The fact though is it had me in stitches. And yes I also feel it was underrated. I'm pretty sure that was my second favorite joke of the whole night
Agreed
What was the joke? It went over my head.
@@jabarak1 Jeff's bald and Blake use to play for the clippers nba team so that was the joke it was pretty funny that they both got fucked by the clippers
“Morgan freeman bleached.” 😂😂😂 I’m dead
Thank you this is absolutely incredible
That kendall rebound joke was vicious....damn! LMAO That was the knockout...blake recovered a bit but it was over
That joke is what roasting is all about.
The joke wasn’t about the girl; she/her family was simply a gateway to give Blake shit (which is what roasting is about). That joke had so many Inception-like layers that it’s no surprise Jeff saved it for the end 😂
It was iight
There was no coming back from that.
When Blake was saying like the last girl Jeff Ross fucked, if Jeff said "it was your mom", the audience would die lol
Plot twist: Jeff Ross wrote Blake’s jokes..
Except he didn't and Ross has a whole team for his
@@SoggySlopster that's not true you moron.
I could see that... He wants the show to be good... Even award hosts get writing teams
@@SoggySlopster why are you such a bitch? Lmao
Obviously the “stars” get help(other people write their jokes), since they are not comedians.
how did i miss this one? it's been here for four years... hilarious!!!
I know Jeff Ross wore a wacky outfit because he was hoping that Blake would roast him by his clothes not his actual life
Blake's wearing a black t-shirt and tight jeans tho... I'm poor and have the same outift
The clippers one was good. I’m surprised Blake held his weight up real good.
Dan Perch he had his jokes written for him, but he did a solid job delivering them
Jeff Ross ghostwrited Blakes jokes and his delivery was awful.
underrated joke, jeff called him a space jam alien.
Braeden Steele no such thing as an under rated joke, it’s either funny or it’s not.
lol when Jeff names Blake "rookie of the year"... look at Pete Davidson 17:40
yeh i didnt get what he was saying, any clue?
Bra The Ele I feel he said “Oh Please”, but that seems too plain for Something that came outta Pete’s mouth, I’m not sure😵😵
Lol spotting
I think he was talking about the jerk-off motion
The wank motion is basically insinuating that Jeff is being too modest by titling Blake Rookie of the Year
A battle between 2 heavy weights
Imagine if Jeff didn't hold back
Daniel Jones Blake would have just yelled at the ref then cried and blamed Draymond
Exactly!
Blame would walk off the stage after two jokes lmao.
I mean Blake performed well enough... but who wrote his lines?
the TOMSTER thinking the same thing
Lol why does Blake Griffin dressed in the clothes they start you out in 2k 😂
Blake was legitimately leading until Jeff did that last bit.
It was close until the last bit by Jeff, and then it wasn't even debatable anymore, he fried him.
Blake's last joke would have been great if it lasted like 5 seconds, making it stretch out that long turns it into an attempt to win a crowd with bullying. Jeff didn't respond with a joke on purpose to see how far his guest would take it.
Could've easily rebounded with "ask your mom"
I don’t agree about the bullying part but I do agree that the punchline would’ve worked better if it were shorter
Pete's shaaaade at Jeff naming Blake roast rookie of the year 17:39 😂😂😂
Lol i had to search the comments to see if anyone else caught that!!
Missed it the first time, nice call, it made me laugh, you got to love that reaction!
Why? He didnt like that decision, did he?
I dont get it....he said Blake did well and that he's a huge fan, why act upset at calling him rookie of the year?
@@1beat2hearts Right? Just did the same thing!
Best joke of the night," That last joke, lasted longer than any of your seasons." - Pete Davidson
lmao!!! HE WAS HIGH AF!!!
The joke about how Kendall is like clippers, trading Blake for another basketball player also funny too
Was that supposed to be a Blake being injury prone joke or a Clippers (now Pistons) always losing early in the playoffs joke?
That last joke lasted longer than Pete’s relationship with Ariana.
LOL please post more roast battles the comments are just as awesome as the show some funny people out there forsure!
"Your now the worst shooter in the most violent city in america.."
Wow. 🤣
Jeff looks like a diabetic 12 year old Polish boy from 1950
😂😂😂
Shingle Shuffle LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂
It takes a lot for a post to make me verbally laugh.
4 alternate accounts to make this shit comment seem great.
This is the best comment. If only the battle jokes had been this good
If Jeff Ross had Pete Davidson's eyes he'd be Uncle Fester.
Hahaha!
🤯
LMAO!😂😂😂
I’ve been high in bed silent for so long until I saw this
Jeff Ross has brought more comedy to the world than most anyone alive IMO. Since 1995 man. Keep bringing it brother :-D 2021!
We love you DR. Jeffenstien your roasts are the best!!!
Jeff Ross looks like Pitbull if his music career never took off and worked for a firm agency insead
yoherson de leon 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
A firm agency. Those are literally two different things lmao.
Two different things but the joke is still great
Fucking hilarious
The red shirts and the sound effects need to go away.
Agreed
The whole show needs to go.
Exactly bruh, all that shit so extra
Yes
Immediately
I love the Roast Battles 🙌🙌🤟
"When you shot it and it went in I’ve never felt happier for a person.”😂
The people in red should get roasted theyre so cringey.
Ik
I bet they found them thru a Craigslist ad for extra's
I think that’s the point
Tesla Cyber Truck i was checking to see if anyone else thought the same 😭
Nah I've seen them in these roast battle videos from some club, I don't really get it, the comments for those videos are harsh too..nobody likes them it seems, no clue why they keep getting hired
Jeff got the Cavs finals outfit on😂
Jaylen Miller suitable for funerals apparently
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤔😮😮😮
Jeff walks out with the shorts and I’m like ok call it now 😂
Love pete's reaction at the end when jeff makes blake rookie of the year 😂😂😂
The prop people are cringe
I love cringe
Thomas, no u
THE PROP PEOPLE 💀
@@MrPugnus888 you fuckn GOT 'EM.
Fun when your there.
I’m glad Jeff won, he doesn’t have much otherwise.
I love this subdued read
I was losing it before they started roasting. When Jeff tossed his headphones and walked up the steps, I was dying at Blake's facial expressions
Please tell me more people saw Petes reaction to Jeff giving Blake the "rookie" award? Hahahahaha
he was like "they just strokin his ego, jerkoffs."
Yep lol
Yeah, searched down the comments to see if any one else noticed
finally! a comment that talks about literally those last 2 seconds lmao
Where?
It feels like Jeff Ross gave himself the nickname Roastmaster General and no one cared enough to argue with him about it
John Smith Pete Davidson’s warned Bieber before he did his roast. He said Jeff’s gonna to humiliate you kid.
@@roccohowell7557 Jeff is untouchable at roasting and with bieber kevin hart was brutal as well...Pete davidson isn´t funny
I think the guy above me spelled Jeff Ross wrong. Somehow it came out as Pete Davison
because after Geraldo died he could claim his open seat, though now its exactly like blake said, everyone knows Anthony is the GOAT
@@Proposal12 he might be third best now that so many better ones have died.
Omg the cheerleaders on Jeff's side🤣😂🤣🤣🤣omg and his short suit
"The school of crack rock" got me haha
Blake was funny, but he wasn’t ready for Jeff Ross lol
He wasn't even that funny. The crowd was ready to laugh at all of his joke no matter what.
Griffin c'mon dawg
blake was good jeff went easy though
Jeff had at least 2 jokes that weren't even funny. All of Blake's jokes were clever except that last one, which shouldn't have even counted because, it was an extra joke... Blake should have won
Y’all know Jeff could have fucking destroyed him
Blake represented, but Jeff took it easy on him and still won😂😂 he's insane in the membrane!
😂😂😂😂😂💀this was amazing
That was great !!!!
Morgan Freeman BLEACHED! hahahahahha
Holy shit the side cheerleaders and sound effects are annoying!
I love how Pete gives respect to Greg Giraldo. He was truly the best at this and I can see how Pete is influenced by him
15:02 The funniest most truthful thing said that day 😂
Hilarious how Jeff Ross already roasts Blake Griffin with his entrance into the arena as though he was an NBA superstar!
Maximilian good joke
@@chopstix4L harden,russ,nick young, mat barnes, gilbert arenas there are alot ass
Jeff roasted the entire NBA with that suit.
Forreal from that point on i knew it was on
The hype men and sound effects were wack
if by wack you mean awful & distracting, then yes you are correct sir
nah
@@DJMichaelAngelo "wack"? This dude is stuck in 1996.
Thomas Rainbow they clearly take away from the performance
Do you even get comedy? This was perfect. Not to serious, keeps it unpredictable, and when the roasters do great it elevates their killer jokes. When the roasters bomb the WAVE keep us entertained.
“For Petes sake” made me laugh way harder than it should of
Jeff Ross won the moment he climbed those steps 😭
Rassia
I liked that roast of Blake Griffin how he said it looks like we Both got Fucked over by the Clippers😂😂😂💀💀💀
Llmmmfffaaaaooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
"you look like an albino that god cooked too long" LMFAO
I love their promos before the battle
I love this.
These guys were both great, but the hype stuff with the sound effects and people jumping around was stupid. Like most TV today, the stupid side stuff nearly ruined the talent on the stage. Nobody tunes in for the hype!
Many people tune in for the hype. That's why they do it. Market research.
jonnyQuest I totally agree. When it comes to comedy, I don’t need the hype after the punch line.
The funniest part about this comment is that these things you mention had nothing to do with tv or producing.
Roast battle started out as a weekly show at the Comedy Store in LA, and these things were already part of the show.
They exist because not all the battles are funny and they need punch ups.
It’s quite an integral part of the roast scene. I enjoy it.
@@alexanderrose1071 I was going to say the same thing. They have other side stuff that wasn't in this episode. It all comes from the show that has been going on for a lot longer than the tv series. They had the wave, they had some racist dude and all sorts of other schticks that probably didn't make it to television because of people being so soft and PC, brittle spirit, ect.
Anyone else noticed that Jeff dressed up like LeBron James?
GBrieeedis well he does state that he's the LeBron of roasting
Oh I didn't notice that I thought he was supposed to be the guy from AC/DC
Tim Stryker Angus young
Lmao when I saw lebron in those suit shorts I was dying
That was brutal man they literally tore each other apart
I love how Jeff cracks up at all the insults against him XD
Blake did ok for a 7ft ginger cookie
Why does it seem like Jeff is barely digging into his bag of roasts and Blake seems like he’s running out quick lol
Cause he's not a pro comedian.
Probably because Jeff has been a comedian for years and Blake, while funny, has a career in basketball?
He held back
@@clevertaco328 - ha. Ross is the roastmaster general. Off the cuff he is the best. with written material I'd say a tie between him, Jeselnik, and Geraldo. grif's delivery wasn't the best
Why is this even a question lmao
"Blake Griffin, PETER Griffin , lets roast" 😂
Lob City and Slob city 😂😂😂
Blake Griffin and Peter Griffin
The host is the Goat 😂😂😂😂
I'm dying at that Peter Griffin comment rn😭
the kendall jenner parts killed blake lmao
Jeff had so many opportunities to say "your mom" with that last joke from Blake
That would have been to easy and weak. But Jeff Ross is a professional.
Too easy. Jeff Ross is a professional
Jeff ross is the goat roaster he ain't using jokes that you'd use when you're 15 bro
“Don’t bring your mother into this”
That’s unoriginal
Pete Davidson’s reaction to when he named him roast rookie of the year had me dead😂
Fire!