@Frank Newberry that's actually a George Carlin joke from the 80s. I wonder if Dave was called out for ripping it off or if it was just a borrowed joke. Little ones like that slip through sometimes.
Jeff Ross' head is so weird. It looks like they put a bald cap on a bald guy. It looks like he was in a makeup chair backstage being fitted for a wig when he heard his name called. Is Speedo making skin tone swim caps for daily wear now? He looks like a guinea pig with advanced alopecia.
@@girardwhiting2086 u should check it out their pretty osm and do all these stuff to seek discomfort and being socially active The channels name is YesTheory btw
4 years ago I was at Comedy Cellar in New York and went on stage to get roasted by Jeff Ross. He was hilarious!! I talked to him after the show and he was the friendliest dude.
Got mad respect for Jeff Ross, some people say his performance at these things can be choppy at times but u gotta understand it is REALLY hard to come up with things on the spot that are universally funny but Jeff Ross and a lot of other comedians even Conan are so likeable due to their unpredictable nature and spontaneity in joke telling.
@ meaning that on a scale of attractivness from 1 to 10, each girl is a 5. But both of them together makes a 10. Very funny until I need to explain it lmao
PS. There's a movie made in late 90's, early 2k, based on a true story about a guy who really was both at the same time. He had this neo nazi gang which he was the leader of - they didn't know he was a Jew. (It was in NY or London, don't remember.) He harrassed Jewish people on buses, they vandalized Jewish property. It was this kind of punk behaviour at first, small time hooliganism, which later escalated. Once they broke into a synagogue on his initiative. He had to coax the others in rage before they started to break the place in pieces. But then somebody threw the Tora scroll on the floor, and started to dance on it in his army boots. Then this ring leader interrupted, and was on his knees on the floor, rocking back and forth holding the script in his lap like a wounded friend, caressing it occasionally. Then they left. He planted a bomb in the synagogue in the end. But little before it was going to go off, he stepped in the middle and told he had put there a bomb, and that everybody would need to leave. Guess it couldn't be stopped. He stayed in the room until all others were out. He went with the bomb, nobody else was hurt. Don't know if he could've made it out himself too (don't remember) - guess he partly wanted to punish himself, end the mayhem and ambivalence he was living in. Talk about fighting your inner demons.
It flew under the radar, but when Jeff called the boring guy Doogie Howser and asked him how he was, he used "Legendary" in response, which was a catchphrase of Barney Stinson (also played by NPH!) Genius stuff on the spot!
Doogie howssr was played by Neil Patrick Harris who also played as Barney Stionson on a different show. Barneys catchphrase was "legendary", so when the "boring guy" was called Doogie, he responded by saying he was legendary 😂😂
I love this his comedy. I got the chance to roast him. It was meet and greet after the show. It literally looked like a UPS driver outfit with the shorts all brown. His manager was taking the picture and I said, thank you for coming off your shift from UPS to perform for us. His manager started cracking up. He didn’t come back at me. I wish he did 😂
I am a massive fan of Jeff Ross, but I got to say that he did not bring his "A" game in this segment. BTW, "Boring guy" with the stripe shirt looks like Ryan Stiles ....
I just saw a video of Jeff trying to roast the Boston Police Dept. and man did he bomb, it was one of the most awkward things I've ever seen. No smiles, no laughter, nothing at all, he'd make a joke and they just stared at him, literally nothing he did worked, never seen anything like it before.
Lol I saw Jeff Ross live at a college once and he called people on stage to speed roast and I went up cuz i was a skinny ahh 5’5 baby face ahh kid and he goes “hey guys this is my son right here” 🤣🤣🤣
Is that Ammar from "Yes Theory"
It is!!!
LMAO yes
No it’s Ramma from No Hypothesis
Bahahahaha I’m dying
Yes! Yes it is!
That’s talent. “Two fives make a ten” and he high fives them. That’s genius!
Frank Newberry yep sure is
He uses that joke a lot actually when he does audience/random people off the street roasts.
@Frank Newberry that's actually a George Carlin joke from the 80s. I wonder if Dave was called out for ripping it off or if it was just a borrowed joke. Little ones like that slip through sometimes.
Truly was
@@renewatcher7387 a shawshank redemption.
jeff ross is so bald he makes it look fake
He looks like a turtle that lost it's shell
Jeff Ross' head is so weird. It looks like they put a bald cap on a bald guy. It looks like he was in a makeup chair backstage being fitted for a wig when he heard his name called. Is Speedo making skin tone swim caps for daily wear now? He looks like a guinea pig with advanced alopecia.
He has cancer. Might still, not sure
Penis head
People got used to seeing him bald so he might wear the cap to keeps up appearances
“Let’s just go with the boring guy for a second” 😂
It's ammar from yes theory
Yep
What's yes theory?
@@girardwhiting2086 a youtube channel
@@girardwhiting2086 u should check it out their pretty osm and do all these stuff to seek discomfort and being socially active
The channels name is YesTheory btw
Jeff B then why can you make thousands and thousands of dollars of it? Of course you can make it a career dude
4 years ago I was at Comedy Cellar in New York and went on stage to get roasted by Jeff Ross. He was hilarious!! I talked to him after the show and he was the friendliest dude.
Of course! No hard feelings. Jeff knows he is not the most attractive guy either. That's what makes it so fun, self-deprecating and mocking himself.
i met him in a piano bar in texas. i was the only guy to approach him and he was pretty cool.
how did Jeff not make a joke regarding the fat guys Pi shirt
You've got pie on your shirt....
Omg it was so easy!
🤣
he didn't recognize it, obviously
Easy: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
I think he did alright with the Tim Horton and adoption joke
Dude is undoubtedly funny no bias in his comedy everyone is involved
Jeffs starting to look like a drag queen before it puts its wig on.
Was thinking the same thing
"It" lmaooo
Lol "he" not it, what are you trying to prove here
yeah, he sometime looks like he still has some drag makeup on
Pennywise..lol
Got mad respect for Jeff Ross, some people say his performance at these things can be choppy at times but u gotta understand it is REALLY hard to come up with things on the spot that are universally funny but Jeff Ross and a lot of other comedians even Conan are so likeable due to their unpredictable nature and spontaneity in joke telling.
“How Long have you been on the no fly list” 😂
Jeff Ross is also a great actor. How he wasn't cast in Chernobyl as "after" is beyond me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Two 5's make a 10 in my book" ouch! x'D
Haha as he gives them each a high five
@ meaning that on a scale of attractivness from 1 to 10, each girl is a 5. But both of them together makes a 10. Very funny until I need to explain it lmao
@@theprinceofeverything1975 tnx a lot for the explanation 👍👍😁😁
@@gray-fox6789 of course!
It is his very old joke when he asks people to come up on the stage. At least 10 years old...still works though
“You’re both beautiful. Two fives make a 10 in my book” lmfaooo I’m crying
amar was so humble to say he’s just a student in stead of a youtuber with millions of subs
Jaco Falcon This was in 2015, before Yestheory was really even a thing.
what's his channel?
Humble? 😂😂😂
@@jvm-tv yes theory
@@Ark-nova1 🤪😂
"Jeff, you look like a cancer patient if his chemotherapy were cream filled." - Jimmy Carr
Lmfao
im DEAD
"you're not studying to be a pilot i hope" lmao! great delivery
90% comments : OMG Ammar!
10% comments : Shiva chick is hot!
Actually no
@@nevoperez3954 She's charismatic. I find her cute. She also probably doesn't like neck beards who are fans of anime.
He missed out on a burn😶
Hello generic, hastily sketched girl from every anime jrpg ever made.
She’s a confident woman.
uhh no
Yeah, the flip flops really elevate her to the next level
Anyone notice Ammar from Yes Theory at 2:54 ?
Luis Monge yes
No, I had my eyes closed during the whole video! Thanks for pointing it out
@@ForgotMegun Damn chill
is that melissa joan hart?
No one cares
2 fives makes a 10 ....LMMFAO
As far as I'm concern, he's not wrong.
It just makes me upset because he reused that joke
He did great, he didn’t force it, he came off funny and nice. Very talented man. Im a big fan.
When she went "That's all you got?"
We know if he had about 5 minutes of prep, and if it was on Comedy Central, he could of went 100% on them 😂
“Backup dancer for a band that broke up in the 80s” 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
How can Jeff look like he's both a jew and a neo nazi?
(Yes I stole this one.)
Yiğit Ali Tepe shame
One Jewish tradition: always oppose, always in minority.
PS. There's a movie made in late 90's, early 2k, based on a true story about a guy who really was both at the same time. He had this neo nazi gang which he was the leader of - they didn't know he was a Jew. (It was in NY or London, don't remember.) He harrassed Jewish people on buses, they vandalized Jewish property. It was this kind of punk behaviour at first, small time hooliganism, which later escalated.
Once they broke into a synagogue on his initiative. He had to coax the others in rage before they started to break the place in pieces. But then somebody threw the Tora scroll on the floor, and started to dance on it in his army boots. Then this ring leader interrupted, and was on his knees on the floor, rocking back and forth holding the script in his lap like a wounded friend, caressing it occasionally. Then they left.
He planted a bomb in the synagogue in the end. But little before it was going to go off, he stepped in the middle and told he had put there a bomb, and that everybody would need to leave. Guess it couldn't be stopped. He stayed in the room until all others were out. He went with the bomb, nobody else was hurt.
Don't know if he could've made it out himself too (don't remember) - guess he partly wanted to punish himself, end the mayhem and ambivalence he was living in. Talk about fighting your inner demons.
Yiğit Ali Tepe he reminds me of watto
@@fredriksvard2603 This is best one yet. But it could be, Watto was made after Jeff?
It's not easy what he does. A true legend
Crowd work is an art, and Ross is one of the best in the game
" Am i the only one that gets Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, and The Bible mixed up?" lmfaooooo that line i GOLD
Doesn't he look like The Simpsons version of Lex Luthor 😂
Anyone else get that “legendary” joke dougie bowser said at 2:50
If it's a NPH-reference: yes.
Its actually LEGEN wait for it DARY
That Schindler's List joke had me falling out of my chair XD
6:20 Big man in the green shirt was ready for that handshake 😂
That Peter Dinklage is actually 6'3 line was brilliant!
brilliant?
Cast him as Lex Luthor. Period.
the end of your sentence is actually an ellipsis
and he'll still be better than Jesse
@@davidmsirois nah
@Oscar Slute yah... if you don't get it... find a smart friend to explain it to you
He'd roast superman to death
Jeff Ross looks like Homer Simpson when he hit rock bottom
great comedian with an exelent delivery. never fails to entertain
It flew under the radar, but when Jeff called the boring guy Doogie Howser and asked him how he was, he used "Legendary" in response, which was a catchphrase of Barney Stinson (also played by NPH!)
Genius stuff on the spot!
Genius
He uses that two fives make a 10 joke all the time and I love it
How many Spike Lee movies have you been edited out of? = GOLD! 😂😂😂
Throughout this whole video I was waiting for Jeff to put his little finger near his mouth and say 'One million dollars!'
Doogie howssr was played by Neil Patrick Harris who also played as Barney Stionson on a different show. Barneys catchphrase was "legendary", so when the "boring guy" was called Doogie, he responded by saying he was legendary 😂😂
YES THEORY ON STAGE! 🔥
That's what I was coming down to the comments to say!!!!
"Good luck on to catch a predator next season " 😂🤣😭
@yestheory Amar is so nervous there ... watching him now you'd never think that! The pin thing was super cool though!
"Cyber law? Shit that's worse" LMAO
“Two 5s make a 10 in my book.”
DROP THE MIC!!!
I saw him do this live in Vegas and he’s truly good and nice about it.
How he going to be roasting people looking like a giant piece of candy corn?!?
I love this his comedy. I got the chance to roast him. It was meet and greet after the show. It literally looked like a UPS driver outfit with the shorts all brown. His manager was taking the picture and I said, thank you for coming off your shift from UPS to perform for us. His manager started cracking up. He didn’t come back at me. I wish he did 😂
When boring guy said "Legendary" he had the best answer ever, but Jeff Ross didn't seem to get the joke unfortunately.
Nor did I! Please explain.
How i met your Mother...Barney said it all the time..it was the actor from Doogie Howser.
Nah he delivered it poorly tbh
Jokes from “How I Met Your Mother” should always be ignored.
@@carcerate lol I wouldn't have known
I think deep down he is a very sweet guy. I love his roasts.
"Two fives make a ten in my book." In tears laughing bro. Needed that.
"Two 5's make a 10 in my book" 😂😂
“I’ll see you on the next season of to catch a predator” 😂🤣
Melissa is too cute to be roasted come on man
I am a massive fan of Jeff Ross, but I got to say that he did not bring his "A" game in this segment. BTW, "Boring guy" with the stripe shirt looks like Ryan Stiles ....
Yeah he uses the "to catch a predator" and "two fives make a ten" every time he does this act
He did it on the spot. It's like a magic trick. pretty cool so see it
Hes lost his touch. Lost to Blake Griffin too
Ur weight has nothing to do w his talent
He looks like Kevin Anderson
That's Amar...the Yes Theory guy
The indian girl is cute
@@luismonge2310 Yes, and since she is North America now, probably also sleeping with her mother or horny step brother.
Einsamness oo{}oo her feet look delicious too
@@einsamnessoooo1669 destruction 💯🤣🤣
@luke wilson ?
@@luismonge2310 bro you're a fucking logic fan you shouldn't be making fun of anyone u lowlife
"5+5=10 in my book", damn that was a killer joke
6:20 - " Good luck next season on to catch a predator.." 💀💀😂
Ayy shout out green shirt yung legend in the making frfr🚫🧢💯💯💯💯
Ayyy 680 beats, imma big fan my g. I complete agree wit you on this one. Can wait for your next beat!! 🔥🔥🧱💯
@@chhip8385 Ayy respect my brush🔥🔥🔥🆘🥵🥵
Ross: How´s the acting going?
Shiva: Its going good in the background
Ross Shold have said: Ahh so ur a fluffer!
When he took off the jacket , we knew it was on!!! Hey says it in such a way that you almost take it as a compliment!!!!
Ammar should have said 17 years
should have said 14 years, like a 9/11 joke. This was filmed in 2015
Or, since they caught me with the bomb.
🤣🤣🤣 this was too funny Jeff is awesome. Ol' girl wearing the curtains for a coat is pretty cute tho
when Ammar from Yes theory shows up out of nowhere
He's genius
Gotta love the brave people
when green shirt dude is actually your science teacher 😀
I have to give it up for Jeff Ross. Pure Talent.
Amar was really trying to hide that he’s from yes theory 😂
0:11 Glitch in the matrix, got two Jeff Ross’s in the audience watching Jeff Ross on stage
Jeff Ross looks like a wax figure of himself
“Ladies your beautiful two 5’s make a 10 in my book” greatest fucking line ever 🤣🤣🤣😭
6:20 anyone else notice the dude in the green shirt went in for the hand shake that was meant for the tall dude ??
Give us more JEFF ROSS 😂😍👍👍
Holy shit AMMAR! :o
This guys an absolute legend
Jeff Ross looks like Hannibal lector if he let himself go during quarantine
Jeff Ross is my favorite comedian
Jeff Ross looks like Mr. Clean’s grandfather
5:07 as soon as jeff knows about her boyfriend he didn’t go too far i gotta give him my respect ✊
Yea Theory 👌🔥
Seek discomfort🙌
I always give props to those who is good at improvising. He did a good job.
Jeff looks like Lex Luthor exposed to radiation
Him taking off his jacket had me dead. He was like, okay the gloves are off lol. Well it was actually his jacket but... nah you all know what i mean.
I literally shat bricks when I saw Ammar.
Damm that was FLAWLESS. MIC DROP
He totally held back....I could have roasted them better.....
First Run no you couldn't
Make your own show then, who's stopping you
yes I could
Big Papa Parker your mother.
It's Canada
I just saw a video of Jeff trying to roast the Boston Police Dept. and man did he bomb, it was one of the most awkward things I've ever seen. No smiles, no laughter, nothing at all, he'd make a joke and they just stared at him, literally nothing he did worked, never seen anything like it before.
Yes theory fam where ya at?
🙋🏻♂️ reporting to duty sir!!
3:32 is he from yes theory ammar or what was he's name
Wait..hahhaha thats ammar from yes theory😂😂😂😂
"How long have you been on the no fly list" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit it's Amar from Yes Theory
amar or omar
@@ctynwbraygalm ammar
This was 2015, Way before Ammar and his friends build Yes theory. This is awesome.
Ammaaar!!!
Ahsonyousef Rana it is him!!
Lol I saw Jeff Ross live at a college once and he called people on stage to speed roast and I went up cuz i was a skinny ahh 5’5 baby face ahh kid and he goes “hey guys this is my son right here” 🤣🤣🤣
Someone should tell him he looks like Charlie Brown
LMFAO. This was perfect
When I look at Jeff, my question of what they do with all of the skin from circumcisions; is answered
Holy shit that is lethal
When Shiva said she was there with her bf he missed the opportunity to say “so you’re acting coach?” 😂😂😂