Table Manners but I destroy our date
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2020
- Table Manners but I have terrible manners
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i like how he completely did not address that that girl's name is tractor
Normal girl's name in Ireland, he just didn't think it was weird
very common irish name
huh. til
Lph PhD really? I thought it was welsh
Please tell me you guys are kidding, or is 'Tractor' truly a common Irish name??
Normal people in dates: tries to chat with the other person
Kevin: tries to make a molotov
He just wants a hot date
Lol, the pun was awfully fun
@UCRVW3oNmZabrgnTlnKTlYyg yeah dude, I don't have reasons not to like you
@@FelipeSilva-yj4hq was it a guy called king Autism tv?
Sounds like an interesting date tbh XD
Kevin, the type of guy that cooks a steak with a match
and completely burns it in the process
He cuts a hole in a aluminum can, lights a candle in there and then cooks the steak on the top of the can like the galaxy brain genius he is.
That's hot
There's enough guys out there that do this to warrant a type?
@Gurlmoo Crabs By smacking it, really, really hard.
*Post YT Kevin: "I can't remember what it's like to be an average human being"*
*Pre YT Kevin: "I used to play the HEEYYYYEEEAAAA song on a 10 hour loop when we closed the store for my colleagues to work too"*
To remember you'd have to be an average human being to begin with 🤔
"average human being"
"human being"
“Uman being”
Human bean
"Trust me I'm Irish" is how I'm going to start suggesting Kevin to people
You should watch CallMeKevin.
Who is CallMeKevin? Isn't he that violent TH-camr?
Ah, just trust him, he's Irish.
4:10
same
Me: "Dude, you gotta check out this guy on youtube, call me kevin!"
Friend: "Ooh, what's he like?"
Me: "Trust me, I'm irish!"
Friend: "You're not though."
Me: "Ummm..."
“Gonna send this match to him as a warning” I actually laughed so hard lmfaooo
We all love Kevin 😂😂
“You wouldn’t mind if I stuck a steak in your armpit, would you?” KEVIN! This is a family show!!!
Jamie Morgan orrr is iit? 👀
Well, the steak is family friendly. Don't worry.
Omg I can hear the last sentence in my head
Alexander you look like James Franco when he is high
What videos of him are you watching? lol
There's nothing wrong with your date setting everything in the restaurant on fire and trying to stuff steaks in your armpits. It just means they have a quirky personality
omg he must be a caprisun
Watching Kevin flirt is one of the most adorable things ever. It's okay Kevin, they might not appreciate your molotov, but I'd totally take it!
The wild Kevin in his natural habitat 😂
Game: she wants wine
Kevin : where is the fecking wine!? we gonna make Molotov!!
Kevin is everyone's dream date🤣
Also buys additional steaks to put in his dates armpits. Steaks for days.
Looney K
And every boys bf
He’s just generally everyone’s dream bf
Holly Hale no doubt.
@@masterflameboss17 yeah! The boys, don't forget the boys.
Kevin: Oh whats this, a new match? This game is already unrealistic. Lol
Anybody ever want to go visit Kevin and give him a hug? Lol.
i volunteer as a tribute but bring me a stool please
If there's alcohol, of course
I would go but I already have a restraining order
Guys don't worry, he already has his hugger, he just likes to joke like that xD
Timmy Still wanna hug him tho. Lol
Kevin: "I play games for a living I dont have any frovgh ogh twhe whoglnevof"
Noah Dunstone that's hot
"She wants wine, beer and shots just to tolerate my company".
Dad, is that you?
"so many people just found my channel and left"
bold of you to assume that they could leave...
I'm pretty sure they are stuck in his basement
14:18 I can't believe you made Kevin say Bore Ragnarok. What a madlad.
Waiter: "It's that fecker thats burns the tables, again!"
12:48 Damn imagine finding out your date is a jedi and just rolling your eyes
Also this video revived my faith in romance just in time to make me feel lonely on Valentine's Day so cheers for that Kevin aha
Kevin managed to destroy my dinner too because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t eat properly. Curse you Kevin
Kevin: "oMg we got a blowtorch!".
Tractor: (●__●)
"Staff friendly but food floats away" is the only Yelp review I'll leave from now on.
I remember seeing a serious ad for this on Instagram and thinking “I wonder when Kevin will see this”
Hahaha me too
"awe yeah, right in the eyeball. That's where you absorb the alcohol fastest. Trust me I'm Irish" did Kevin say "eye"rish?
Badum tss
Kevin and his date end up getting together and having a baby
Breaking news: feckin lunatic kicks baby across yard
Their kid probably stole the sheep
Day 7 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
he really is
And with the voice of an angel
Agreed
Elsa Gordon day 7 of being cringe
@@mightyreds1892 :)
"Look, I play games for a living, I-"
*Incoherent Irish noises.*
Kevin’s channel is like a black hole
Traps you In and doesn’t let you leave
Lots of people die because of it
And dark...very dark
@Jacob Hart what?
@@IamaPERSON bahhyshhv jhr jjzh heujjjvgue
yyhata yyue neyelasf
Your videos are genuinely something I look forward to kevin😂
Well that's good
Same. Highlight of my day.
"wheres the wine, i want to make a molotov" ahh kevin, showing of his 100% irish heritage
I laughed at the floating food frustration so hard I did one of those loud inhale laughs and scared the shit out of all my pets at once.
Kevin: "Merley isn't even a name."
Also Kevin: *Goes on a date with a woman named Tractor*
I love how Kevin has table manners.
*He’s trying guys*
Me: *casually eating soup while watching this* "Note to self...I will feck right off eating this soup, apparently."
I've definitely been on all of these dates. This is like my dating history on youtube...
did you let the guy stick the steak in your armpit or not?
HAHAHA UR SO QUIRKY AND INTERESTING HAHAH
Datnikka Joe Yes.
Kevin please play the fallout new Vegas dead money dlc, I would love to see how you manage the challenges.
Vibe check
@AxxL _”success”_
The only thing you’re successful at is bothering innocent commenters and content creators.
Success is something people work towards, but the work you’ve put in is minimal and negligible for your videos. Nobody even wants to watch them. If anyone wants to watch a good video just check out any of the people famous for making good videos. RT, Kevin, and others.
You’re not going to read this, because you probably don’t understand half of the words I’m saying, and you refuse to acknowledge it.
You act like Jake Paul who labels anyone who criticizes him as a hater and ignores them.
Stop. Just stop.
Even I can make better videos than you, because I TRY. And yet your blatant advertising is getting you a lot of hate, but I guess any attention is helpful, even though it’s bad.
In conclusion I wrote an essay that nobody will read woo.
@@jackbudi that's the most accurate essay describing that parasite I've ever seen.
@Drifter 393 I have issues with AxxL replying to comments with a statement just like that every day
Vibe check
Kevin: "This restaurant is fecked!" *zoom in on all the food on the floor*
Normal people: *Enjoy there date*
Kevin: "You wouldn't mind if I put steak this in your arm pit?"
Ah yes correct speling
Talking from experience you actually can’t get drunk from beer in the eye. 1. It burns like a white mans sunburn 2. I can no longer see out of my left-most eye
RYGUYSUPAFLYGUY hilarious
Me, an introvert:
"Define Table Manners"
Me, a hooligan:
"Define Manners"
Me, a psychopath:
"Define"
if kevin stuck a steak in my armpit on a date, heh well it wouldn’t be called a date anymore
@John Stonik ba dum TSSSSSSSS
Kevin: This date is going great!
Gravity: Im about to end this man's entire career
Please play more, I laughed so hard I cried
Day 294 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Heck yeah!
ever thought of the possibility that kevin is someone who doesn't like birthdays, why are you guys generalizing? or am i the only one who thinks at his birthday "oh hopefully nobody is gonna notice or mention anything"?
i'm not triggered, just curious :D
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 I'm not calling out his birthday, just trying to be positive n stuff. I started this when the "day x of asked Kevin to do y" comments were really common, so I decided to do a version that didn't ask anything of Kevin, but just appreciated him in a sort of silly/dumb but still positive way. Have a lovely day/night, friend. :)
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 me, I'm joining for the ride since I've watched this countdown for a while (I forgot exactly when)
@@nikkiesona thanks for spreading positivity, my comment was also not meant that seriously, i wouldn't spit in your face if you wish me happy bday... for me it's just kinda depressing and i wouldn't want to hear it every day of the year :D
I always imagine that Kevin actually has a super hot girlfriend, and is just pretending to be terrible at romance.
Hey, Kevin. Your videos got me through depression. Thank you for everything, please keep up.
Omg dude i can’t believe Kevin has already reached 2 million subs keep going, that will be double soon at this rate. Love this channel been a fan for a while much love. Also I miss the gta videos would really enjoy some more especially if it involves a bus
I love Kevin’s subtle hand gesture at 8:48 xD
Kevin: Table Manners but I have terrible manners
Also Kevin: (Talks with his mouth full)
Yeah, he's telling the truth
But seriously though, people that unironically do that, and aren't young, can just feck off.
Found you again
“leave them a bad yelp review”
"You wouldn't mind if i stuck this steak in your armpit, would you?" Got to remember that pickup line.
That moment you know the upload schedule so you just wait on his youtube channel and just refresh until you see that new video
DeletedGemz you could be like me and get daily notifications at 12 pm my time
@@Phinmeister Notifications are always late for me
zofyrose aw lame :/
8pm for me unfortunately i can only watch an hour later
Please more, this was wholesome!
This looks heaps of fun! Would love to see more
Kevin: *Holds a knife in front of her face*
Also Kevin: "She looks agitated for some reason"
My daily dose of drugs is Kevin saying “Hey there friends!”
Also get my daily dose from when he says "My name is Kevin" too.
I would love to see more of this. Very funny to watch!
This entire video is funny, I absolutely love it, keep up the good work kevin!
3:31
Ah Yes, that is very UwU.
3:30 Oh boy. We are going to have a field day with this clip
I watch this channel bc once per video you say the funniest possible thing you could. This time it was I’m gonna send this match to him as a warning
More please! This was really fun
5:51 I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently, I steered clear of them
80% of these games you play I never knew existed 😅
More please! this has been one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while on your channel !
Keep up with the kick ass content Kevin 👍. Stay awesome
“OMG we got a blowtorch lady come feel this”
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha😂
*Kevin goes on a real date*
Hey how ya doing, my name is Kevin!
This was hilarious. More please!
It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm not having a great time rn but Kevin has definitely lifted my mood
Megan Fernane hope you feel better soon lovely ♥️
"i have terrible manners"
Yeah, I'm afraid Jim Picken's victims have learnt it the hard way
@Jim Pickens I WAS JUST JOKING DON'T KIDNAP ME
@@mariospelopidas6705 ooh, you done did it now!
@Jim Pickens if the great leader demands it, i cannot deny it☹️
@@IamaPERSON guess who is not gonna sleep at night
@@mariospelopidas6705 I'll place a bet on you, for $500
"oop oop oop oop oop oop oop hold on, I'll get some of it in" - CallMe "CallMeKevin" Kevin 2020
I'd love to see more of it
This video made me laugh the whole time!! i've been following you for a few years and you always make me crack a smile (:
There should definitely be a KevinASMR channel.
Just him yelling at games without any music or game noise
[gentle screams from my basement (ASMR)]
lukey kong Keismr is you will
Day 267 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
MORE OF THIS PLEASE! I need to learn some table manners through this game.
I can't even with your videos! Lmfao! I love them! Btw, snorting beer out of your nose hurts!!! 😂😂😂
Ah yes, my daily reason to live.
3:37 all of us furries irl
The ad before this video was the advert for this game. Perfect
Yes this was hilarious!!!!! Need more!!!!!
Day 1 of asking Kevin to be my date for prom
Kevin, will you be my prom date? 💗
I Find it funny how kevin always acts like he doesnt have a girlfriend
Right!? We want an introduction Kevo!!!!
@@NorthernGreenEyes indeed a proper introduction would be nice instead of us lurking around her instagram and hearing her in his spiderman body suit vid lol
Cas den Houting wait what
@@IceKreacher lmao yes he has a gf her @ is annarudolf_chess on instagram
I've been waiting to see this game for a long time.
Now's your time to shine, Kevin. This game was made for you.
Please play more of this!
day 155 of telling kevin i love and appreciate him xoxo
"OH MY GOD WE GOD A BLOWTORCH!"
KEVIN NO!
Kevin _yes_
its just kitchen simulator all over again
@@jackbudi Kevin _no_
Dude, I am sitting here at my computer, eating McD's while watching your video. *slurps on energy drink* I get you.
CatMuto 👏👏👏
I was gonna ask you to play this!! thank you!!
Is it just me, or does the title of the video changes every day after few minutes? Lol
Day 31 of shamelessly begging Kevin to play tales from the borderlands
This made me laugh! I would definitely like to see more of this game! (Also, Kevin is relationship goals.)
actually laughed out loud while watching, thank you kevin
Still a better lovestory than Twilight
Day sixty of telling Kevin he’s the greatest TH-camr ever. I think I’m gonna stop doing this now xP
Thank u Kevin, you made me laugh on a devastating day
I’ve been waiting for this video since the game was announced
Apparently Tractor is a normal name for women in ireland
Damn, 3200 likes and only 8 dislikes. Never seen such a like to dislike ratio. Well earned
Amazing video, I would love to see more of this 😂
More of this game, please. MOAR!