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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- some of these are just jokes, some are actually based, all in good fun
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he is actually incredibly based though. since watching him, he has essentially bullied me into cooking my own meals instead of constantly doordashing, exercising regularly, sleeping and waking up at consistent times, not caring about missing out on stuff, being more conscientious of others, being more comfortable with myself and just generally being a better person. ty ryab :)
Nah real shit I am a better person for having watched NL
Video game streamer with good habits, a wife, and child. He's the ideal person except for that whole bald thing
@@draconocor sir, that's just an egg
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@@draconocor Wait, he's bald?!
I feel like NL is one of those people who don't 'live' on the internet, he just 'goes to work' there. Which is actually something I can admire greatly.
Same. It's the only way
"I order you to log off" is so fucking funny
Ya im even a hard socialist but that shit killed me
Another leftist scumbag here - absolutely got me. Uncritical support for NL.
@@griffintwalsh on god
i don't even live your damn country, had me dead
I CACKLED at the "she's not coming back brother" after the steak bit
I love how NL is the most normal person online
Been watching NL since flash isaac, and the biggest lesson I've learned is just never type in chat, because eventually your intrusive thoughts will win, and you will say something stupid
that isn't what intrusive thoughts means
@@pissfi k
Tell your story, anon. Transmute your gaffe into shared wisdom.
@@pissfi L + Horatio Nelson
baiting nl with dumb msgs is where the magic starts
The 1.8 Richter scale earthquake has got to be one of my favorites
This is what's possible when you regularly touch grass
Wait you are here? Tf lmao
Northernlion is someone I actually agree with a decent amount of the time, like his world view is better than 90% of the internet
yeah I think that's what happens when you're a normal person who values the quality of life of others over their ideological stances
He doesn't get too political which helps because too many people talk on topics they don't know about. He sticks to what he knows as we should all do (unless learning obviously)
@@pantrywarriors9577 To be fair, he does actually get quite political, he talks about loads of things around the politics of economics, general attitudes etc. It's impossible to be an anecdote guy without talking politics, he just isn't like, saying hot button, current big topic stuff.
@@ppppppqqqppp he does have a big stance on vaccines imo (which i don't mind because his take is the correct take)
@@pantrywarriors9577 Did you miss when he played Among Us with AoC? I'd consider NL leftist and I'm reasonably sure that's not a remotely hot take.
i love it so much when he pops off
my favorite recently was in hitman when someone told him not to take ornamentals in missions
gotta see that one
@@bentzedits a focused egg can't be stopped at 35:14
@@bentzedits th-cam.com/video/7UC3axSbtjw/w-d-xo.html
Hitman is actually a yolked series because he’s improving and real time, and since it’s a single player game, he doesn’t have the obstacle of other people to deal with (RIP Rumbleverse)
''HEY! HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE ARE THEY FOR THEN'' or something
all the boomers who were like "wow you have it so easy" are starting to come to terms with the fact the economy is forcing their children to stay at home until their mid-to-late 20s
NL Going off on Twitch chat will never not be funny, when you only watch his youtube. Going from family friendly NL directly to "i know that's why i order you to go the fuck outside" sends me everytime
NL is the most aggressively normal streamer ever and it’s probably what makes him one of the most entertaining streamers.
Northernlion
true
@@bentzedits and based
Everybody's saying this!
*Northern
@@RiffRaffish E-sports afficionado Northern
“You gotta make Todd Philips work a little harder for his salary.” The wisest words.
What does that line mean? I'm not American so...
@@GayBrain I can’t offhand remember what the context was, but I think NL was talking to someone who was praising either The Hangover or Joker (only Todd Phillips flicks I can think of) and he made a joke about how people shouldn’t give Phillips such easy praise since he isn’t a very good director.
@@zeltzamer4010 lmfao thanks
I like the part where he talks about how the world is messed up while suffocating a bunny into the wall.
"What's the weather like?" "I DON'T KNOW I HAVENT CHECKED OUT MY WINDOW YET!" 😂
this might be one of the most rewatchable videos on youtube
Soooo true, I'm here after like 4 months later again
People, they don't want phones man, they want like a house!!
TELL EM!!!
It's what we in the industry call "going off"
Stay pegged bentz
"Put that stuff on LinkedIn, man. Twitter's for business." That line always catches me off-guard and it's hilarious every time
the pronouns bit always gets me
It's so good
Deadass downloaded the Twitch clip, first time I've ever done that shit
As someone who started using xe/xir pronouns recently, I was so happy to hear one of my favorite content creators dunk on people who "can't remember pronouns."
Nimrods were in the comment section of that clip thinking they were hitting a slam dunk like Venom on Spiderman, but really they just got their ball stolen by NL, who proceeded to be dunking Lebron in that other pic.
Also see: The replies to this comment that are repeating that phenomenon
@@dr.klausschwab6184 is the commentator serious aboout using like the most common neopronouns? I would say probably lol.
The wordle one is one of the best of all time. I swear, it fixed things inside me I didn't even know was broke.
timestamp pls?
8:26 lol true. When people say they’re “brutally honest” or whatever I file them away as “douchebag who lets the intrusive thoughts win” and try to stay away
I'm just too honest is code for I'm a dickhead but don't understand why no one likes me
I disagree, I think now more than ever people don’t want to be told the truth, responsibility is at an all time low, so people who are honest all the time, like saying “no that shirt doesn’t actually look good on you”, are seen as terrible people when in reality being honest is good, if everyone was 100% honest all the time, you wouldn’t think too honest people were douchebags
@@burtreynolds8030 no i like being told the truth, i don't like people who are rude for the sake of being rude
@@burtreynolds8030 nah, telling someone that their shirt looks bad when prompted isn't being brutally honest, that's kinda expected (why ask if you won't like an answer). Also, who the fuck made you the guy who's gotta hold everyone responsible or "tell it like it is" no one asked you for that. Being brutally honest means you lack any and all tact in social situations.
@@burtreynolds8030 If you don't mind, I'ma ask for some clarification. What do you mean by "responsibility is at an all time low"? How is that related to your shirt example?
the reaction to Meta was the realest thing of all time.
I don't even know if it was towards a chatter or towards the news but he was right either way
For the papercut one, I would buy bionic feet and have them replaced. I still receive the papercuts, but my mechanical superiority has invalidated their effectiveness.
Tech priest drip
Did you literally not listen to the whole thing about how that's not the fucking point
NL starting a take with "I'm not trying to be based" adds a +1 to the baseness of his take
He's not trying to be based he just is
"Just don't hit anything or anyone with your car, idiot" Why isn't this person President
As someone from mexico city I really needed the earthquake vs weather bit lmao
NL needs to bring back Push The Button it was the most insane react content
god i miss super mario 64 speedruns so much, i love that rant about lying more LMAO
I've tried to tell people since his new Vegas series that NL is the YT goat.. now they starting to believe.
Now we need the “farming -2” compilation
20:55 this one is my favorite. drama orbiters are the worst
20:07 most normal twitter user
put that sh"t on linkdin made me laugh so hard
The best way to pass your learners knowledge test is to just take the practice test for like 3 hrs the day of your test, I didn't even touch the book and passed. Honestly if you care to pay attention you'll figure out most road signage through context, it's kind of useful to know in that it completely removes most stress + decision making from you but most people "have their own driving style" and get along just fine.
Just do mock theory tests on some app or whatever. It's genuinely so easy if you have at least the memory of a chipmunk. The strat with most exams is just do past papers.
He reminds me I’ve gotta go outside but I never do anyway one day I hope I listen
wow as a trans person working in food service the joke 1 min in was great
Holy shit, he's based?
The topic about programmers being trained on how to talk to other people is very true. My buddy used to be the translator for the engineering department of his work because they would not interact with anyone else really
0:49 The pronouns line I want on a sweatshirt. Like, if he put that on merch... or anyone did, I would buy that shit in a heartbeat.
Let's be real here though? I'm probably just going to have to make it myself.
love u bentz
11:48 This is why you need the Oxford coma. Because delivery women becoming extinct and women becoming extinct are two very different ideas...
My favourite ovular man on the internet.
"I don't even live in your fuckin country!"
From all the Canadians, FUCKING PREACH! If I have to hear American politics being randomly thrust into a completely unrelated conversation one more god damn time.
I live in edmonton so this is especially true for me, the amount of times i hear maga mentions where they're absolutely not meant to happen is genuinely baffling
Another pegged video
Jordan Peterson airfrying Wagyu Beef has to be the best bit of the bunch, hands down lmao
I worked at California Pizza Kitchen for 3 years, the very first clip caught me so off guard 😹 No bullshit though worst job I’ve ever had hahaha
Eastcoast earthquake take aged like the finest of wine
NL is the only person who when he says "get a life" genuinely cares that you make something worthwhile of your existence.
One line of Mayo!? I’m stealing those instructions for my orders now that’s awesome😂
12:00 this is so incredibly based
his takes are unironically so good
On one hand, people *do* need to touch grass... on the other hand I kinda wanna see what'll happen when nobody touches grass anymore.
“Some men just want to see the world burn” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was great
She’s not coming back no matter how many hickory fires you make
15:25 You have been muted for 28 days.
Most eggs boast about their Omega-3, but this egg is all alpha
All I'll say is, fuck the paper cuts.
That felt like 10min
trans supporter egg man
being a milquetoast liberal video game streamer is not based lol
9:38 😂
Put that stuff on your LinkedIn
pog g er
i stopped watching cuz i thought he peaked at NLSS years. but god he's still holding it down savage style
Ill allow it
These videos are great, but jesus the outro music is so loud compared to everything else
SOOOOOOO BAAAAASSEDDDDD 0:48
Sorry this isn't related to anything, but what is the game at 6:00 ?
it's dome keeper
Anybody else's like/dislike button thing had a weird effect at 20:35?
TYBG
NL making fun of league streamers while his wife streamed it before is classic
help me what does based mean
It means you have a ph level above 7 and if you come into contact with an acid you will neutralise it
Anyone else up gettin they recommended sucked down the NL clips rabbithole rn?
Ive watched this a min of 20 times... The egg is way too based
🤝Same, in traffic you just go with the flow :>
8:35 And that's the problem! Tell the truth
Ok. You look like you smell bad
bro whyd you add the one where he wins wordle with trans😭😭
nice outro music
Can someone tell me the games played in this vid…?
Persona 4
all the links to your outro song are pulling up errors, love to hear it if its fixed
oh thanks for letting me know just fixed it :)
What is the game NL is playing at 22:45?
nvm found it, its called The Ascent
standard nl lawful evil takes?
Love this
Hey can someone tell me what game is being posted at 22:49 ?
I kind of like the look of it.
The Ascent
@14:50 trueeee also i would add that you NEED a phone in todays society to get a job and stuff.
Anyone know what event he's talking about at the end, starting at 27:45?
Was wondering the same thing
9:31 I mean he's right
What game is he playing at 6 minutes?
Dome keeper :)
Anyone know the game around 22:55?
the ascent I believe
@@miglekk thanks big dog
12:14 what video is this?
it's not on Northernlion's main channel but you can watch it on the Bootleg NLSS channel. the video is called "Bootleg NL: Trolley Problem Inc. (4/21/2022)"
nl is awesome
What's the game called he is playing at 6:34
it's called dome keeper
What game is it at 24 mins
What's the game he is playing at 5:55
Dunno if whether or no you found it now, so the game is called Dome Keeper.
what is the game at 12:31
Trolley Problem, Inc.
@@dersechstetyp Thanks!
What SAP video or VOD is the clip at 16:14 from?
I once got roasted by NL because I told him I rejected a girl because she had bad meme taste when in reality I rejected her because I had a gf already.
Pog frist
Frist
Frist to enter lsat to get into law school