They added a lot of stuff in the German dub. In that scene for example it's. "You got no arms left!" "Yes I have." "Then try scratching yourself!" "Just a flesh wound!" Or when he's jumping on one leg "I'll spit in your face and blind you!"
Fun fact: Elvis Presley was obsessed with this movie and when he first watched it he was crying with laughter. He would recite lines from the movie and this was one of his favourite scenes. When he broke his finger playing football he once said “just a flesh wound”.
ikr, the absurdity is they easily could have just climbed over the creek bed in a different area without having to cross the bridge or confront the black knight. Also its never revealed why the black knight was so determined to protect it
More like determination, I’m surprised frisk was able to save and load in undertale because if this guy were there, frisk would just be doomed the moment they had 1 HP without items
It’s a good saying if you use it right, if you are talking about a country vs country type of thing, But in the way that he thought of it I see where he is coming from.
Every iconic quote: "You make me sad. So be it!" "None shall pass." "Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off! No it isn't. What's that then?" "We thank thee lord, that in thy- (Gets kicked in the head)" "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound." "Chicken! Chickeen!" "What are you gonna do, bleed on me? I'M INVINCIBLE!" "I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"
I love how all the Knights fear and respect Tim the enchanter but then once they see just a rabbit at the cave entrance Sir Robin calls Tim a Tit and a manky Scots Git
I'm not weird everyone else is weird and I'm normal false. Everything is MADE of atoms, to state that everything IS atoms is to say that everything is a single particle invisible to the naked eye, which is first not true in the slightest, and second, we are visible to the naked eye, so that disproves that we are in fact atoms. However, to the grand scale of the universe, you could consider all of humanity one single atom. And in fact, you can be reduced to atoms, if you were to somehow split apart the atoms that MAKE UP a human body. Please think before you type, and don’t reply to this without thinking, we all know what you not thinking looks like, I will be able to tell clearly
@@SinisterBlitzo9 kinda random but I’d like to know, when did you decide to use that profile picture, I remember seeing the game and loving it way before I started seeing dozens of people use Niko as their profile picture in every video, apparently it got a rise of popularity and I’d like to know about it
@@Wolverines83 what he means by stubborn is the Black Knight refuses to die I'm pretty sure if they did a scene cutting his head off he would still be talking
@@mrchickinman9984 yes he is, very bad indeed. did you not hear his phonecall with the georgia legislaster begging him to overturn the results of the election? wannabe dictator , so yes, bad indeed
But Arthur was the Boar of Cornwall. In one story, he had to obtain the "mirror, scissors, and comb" from between the ears of a large, wild boar called "the Boar of Cornwall". He did this for a friend who need these items to give a king in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. It was this incident that gave Arthur the name, Boar of Cornwall.
Get away from her you bitch sent chills down my spine when I was a kid. That whole part when Ripley goes back to get newt would have me on the edge of my seat. I was 8 when that movie came out and I still remember watching that so many times when I was a kid on the edge of my seat each and every time like I hadn't seen it before. Like something different was gonna happen. 80s movies were awesome
@MADVOCATE 000 A lot of people forget that Sun Tzu's stuff, and old war literature and philosophy don't _really_ apply nowadays. A victor is definitely victorious when he uses aerial carpet bombs.
@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 But we didnt loose, but they win, but we didnt win, but they didnt loose, but they didnt win, but we didnt win, but they didnt win...
2:08 I think it's not just "Just a flesh wound", but the kick up the backside the Black Knight gives Arthur that seals the moment for me, the timing is perfect!
"Right, I'll do you for that!" "YOU'LL *WHAT* " For me that's the greatest line of the entire movie, king Arthur sounds absolutely outraged that he's still acting like he has the upper hand when he's clearly won
No one ever mentions the very subtle "woop" when he has his first arm cut off 😂 like he tripped over a rock or something while walking, and it was no big deal, but he's slightly embaressed by it.. gets me every time.
The main reason I love this scene is Arthur kneels to pray. He begins to kneel and give a speech how God Almighty is merciful, and has seen Arthur vanquish the brave Dark Knight, and that now he can continue his crusade to obtain the Holy Grail. ...and the Dark Knight kicks him in the face
Have you not heard the Noble Black Knight, you knave? He is INVINCI-*sees his legs get cut off*...i-INVINCIBLE! THAT IS NOTHING BUT A FLESH WOUND! SEE? SEE? Wait, where is that foolish King Arthur going? Hey..... SUCH DISRESPECT! FOR SOMEONE WHO CALLS HIMSELF KING OF THE REALM, HE JUST leaves and-*fades*
True. The "I move... for no man." is so deep, then the black knight's voice gets more high pitched and shrill. Though I suppose it is understandable considering what he's gone through.
The reason the entire scene is so good is because of the contrast between the brutal fight scene in the beginning, how it escalates and where it ends. The Black Knight violently dispatches his enemy, then it escalates into an eerie, intimidating silence from the mysterious Black Knight whose face you cannnot see, then his total defiance and then is resolved in the absolute hilarious absurdity of his response to losing his arms and legs.
As a hobbyist writer, I love this because it's exactly what you get if you try to write an immortal character but don't give them the ability to regenerate
Yeah honestly if your'e immortal and can't regenerate tho... well your'e f*cked because if you live forever eventually something will defenetly happen and sooner or later your'e probably just a f*ckin head rotting in a hole in the ground but your'e still aware of whats going on💀
Once you think about it, they should go hand in hand. Like immortality can't be achieved if your body is gone. That's not being alive. This sounds petty, but when you realize the other person can't feel inertia, has super strength, way too high of a speed for being small and using an enormous club... That's not immortality vs invulnerability...
Aren’t spirits essentially immortal cuz they don’t rely on bodies to live So maybe if Black Knight’s head was completely broken down he’d still live in spirit
My favorite part is when Arthur drops the whole "Honorable Warrior-king" facade at 2:04 . Especially since he was kneeling to pray like 5 seconds prior. All the old English "thee" and "thou" talk and heroic stoicism just get thrown out the window because he sick of this guy's shit.
@@TonyEnglandUK Honestly he did pretty damn good against that green knight who seem to keep pulling random weapons out of nowhere. Dude even managed to throw his sword perfectly through the helmers visor. I wouldn't be surprised of the black knight could beat lancelot
@@brettbaglio1550 More on the extreme side though. It's possible to have a passive and rational argument without throwing shit pies at one another. We're not savages.
Crazy fact: the Black Knight was actually played by two different people! John Cleese plays the Black Knight until he’s down to one leg. Then an actual one-legged person (his name is Richard Burton [not to be confused with the Welsh actor]) is in the Black Knight’s armor!
![Wolf Of Wallstreet Matthew McConaughey [FULL SCENE] [HD]](/img/n.gif)
Like how he goes from speaking like: "I move... for no man" to "Chicken, chicken!"
It's like his brain cells were distributed throughout his limbs. More limbs cut, the stupider he gets
He's delusional from lack of blood
😂
I also love how Arthur went from "O brave knight......." to "you stupid bastard".
@@Fukei_Mono true
"You got no arms left!"
"It's a flesh wound"
The best part hahahaha
I dont understand
They added a lot of stuff in the German dub. In that scene for example it's.
"You got no arms left!"
"Yes I have."
"Then try scratching yourself!"
"Just a flesh wound!"
Or when he's jumping on one leg
"I'll spit in your face and blind you!"
tis but a scratch
@@christopherstein2024 And why are you saying German dub things exactly?
*gets all four limbs cut off*
_“Alright, we’ll call it a draw!”_
@Michael Wong what
@@enderite4289 joke
@@stevegibson2386 exactly so technically Vietnam wins by forfeit
@Victor Lara you lost to some rice farmers
@@redacted5934I'm going to pretend of this as a joke, because
A: It's the internet
And B: this is a video funnie.
Arthur had a clear advantage - he was on horseback the whole fight
*Nameless Knight (ES) nearly beating a Tank, Wizard, and other who I don’t know”
And Patsy is lethal backup.
@@Xiao_LingV69rogue
damn your right he didn't dismount
Where'd he get the coconuts?
*Loses both arms and legs*
"Alright! We'll call it a draw."
What a legend.
Ikr😂
*looses legs*
"I'll bite your legs off!'
What a leg-end.
Ill go...
Better then Aniken
ValenBelle Ah you shouldn’t have self deprecated on the end there, otherwise it would have been epic. You gotta own it
Mordhau in a nutshell
The guy literally started his victory prayer and got kicked in the face by an armless warrior🤣
Yes we saw the video
One could say he was *unarmed*
now your likes number shall stay the funny!
Literally
You may have my 999th like good sir
"None shall pass"
"What?"
"NONE SHALL PASS"
Gandalf before when he became a great wizard
Whenever someone says "What" to me, I repeat the same thing I said, only very loudly, like they didn't hear it the first time.
As soon as i saw the comment they said the lines
Dudes name none: Okay then
It’s treason, then..
Fun fact: Elvis Presley was obsessed with this movie and when he first watched it he was crying with laughter. He would recite lines from the movie and this was one of his favourite scenes. When he broke his finger playing football he once said “just a flesh wound”.
lol
lol I thought you were joking until I looked it up. Elvis had good taste in comedy.
Whoa, really?
why should we care about that racist song thief?
Yup. @@bananabolt9098
I love how they're fighting to the death over crossing a 3-foot creek bridge
wars have been started for less
ikr, the absurdity is they easily could have just climbed over the creek bed in a different area without having to cross the bridge or confront the black knight.
Also its never revealed why the black knight was so determined to protect it
Reminds me of for honour when 3 retards fight over water
I mean, a war was fought over 2 countries fighting over who owned *one, singular* , camel
@TV-94 true
his skill is level 1 but his attitude is over 999.
How dare yo insult the black knight
He put all his upgrade points into health
His health it's... IT'S OVER 9000!!!
More like determination, I’m surprised frisk was able to save and load in undertale because if this guy were there, frisk would just be doomed the moment they had 1 HP without items
Strenght 1, Charisma 100
"Tis' but a Scratch."
"A SCRATCH?! Your arms are off!"
"No, it isn't."
"Look ya stupid bastard, you got no arms left!"
"Yes I have!"
"LOOK!"
"Just a flesh wound."
That parts clownin 😂😂
Then what’s that right there?
I’ve had worse
"'Tis but a scratch."
"A _scratch_ ?! Your arm's off!"
"No, it isn't."
"I've had worse"
"We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer-"
*BAM*
That part gets me every time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
God wouldn't worry The Black Knight.
Come on then
@@naluiwata4836 You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine
@@bananabolt9098"Oooh, had enough, eh?"
Arthur: *slitghly taps black night’s arm*
arm: *falls off*
Tis but a scratch
Lily Balogh true
Arthur: *slightly taps black night's arm
Arm: *ight imma head out*
when your brother steals your lego so you cut his arm
*get nae nae’d*
It's a godly sharp sword
One of the most legendary fights of history.
Yes
Agreed
@@brobunni i stalo koments
Indeed oh wise stranger on the internet
Not to mention it ended with a draw so we need a rematch
He litterally just said “No.” to death.
He's like 🖤no
Death be like: understandable have a good day
Death rates drop to zero
"Actually, fuck dying!"
"Its time to go"
"No"
His ability to die is a bugs ability to think past eat, drink, stay away from big animal because it eat small animal
"I move. For no man." such powerful delivery on that. The repeated "none shall pass" cutting off the what probably my favorite part of all of this
I love that he sounds so cool and badass before the fight
SO BE IT!!!!
"no it isn't"
"then whats that then?"
*looks down at arm* "I've had worse
He didn't say who's it is if he says that the arm isn't his.
YOU LIAR!
@@dudeman6592 black knight: "c'mon you pansy"
@@chasesmith5216 Victory is mine
We all watched the same video dude, but I'm glad to see you got the joke.
"Tis but a scratch!" - One of the most iconic line ever!
Did you see the new GT2RS beat the record?
@@amlivid3497Yes, I've seen it!
“What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?”
Just a flesh wound
This happened like 1000 years ago, so the black knight is probably still sitting in some secluded British forest without his arms or legs
He is, I see him occasionally
Relly? Where at I've seen him out in Scotland for some reason
Nah, its probably like 1200's
@@colton5475 yeah I saw him rolling around here too
Nope probably happened only 600 to 900 years ago which is nothing
The unexpected kick to the head kills me everytime 1:51
“HAVE AT YOU!”
@TheyCallMeNis
#Me2!
In the Black Knight's defence, Arthur did run away while the Black Knight stood his ground.
Well, hipped his ground anyway.
“COME ON THEN”
“YOU’VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT”
“Just a flesh wound”
@@Blaze00XD
"I've had worse."
"You liar!"
Fun fact: John Cleese wrote this scene because he hates the saying "you never truly lose until you give up"
Really? If so kudos to him, that quote always bothered me. At least it made this masterpiece of a scene.
@@teardrop6392 I think it’s a good quote but when applied properly 😂
It’s a good saying if you use it right, if you are talking about a country vs country type of thing,
But in the way that he thought of it I see where he is coming from.
ok i read that as “john cheese” and i
Brexit in a nutshell. 🤦♂️
Fun fact: When he has only one leg left he's being played by a guy with only one limb. The rest of the scenes he is played by a normal dude.
James Esterline+ Where are his arms? Tucked into his shirt?
oh shit
Not so fun now that you said that......
@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly
@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly
*Knight loses every single limb*
“Tis but a scratch”
*Anakin: Frantically takes notes* 📝
Hilarious cross-reference. Thanks for the chuckle.
Kowalski writed down
Kowalski: Noted
Someone actually wrote a decent Star Wars fanfic involving this scene. The fic is called: Tis But a Scratch, by Do a Barrel Roll.
Its just a flesh wound
"Write that down! Write that down!"
Every iconic quote:
"You make me sad. So be it!"
"None shall pass."
"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off! No it isn't. What's that then?"
"We thank thee lord, that in thy- (Gets kicked in the head)"
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound."
"Chicken! Chickeen!"
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me? I'M INVINCIBLE!"
"I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"
You're a loony.
No, the whole scene is iconic, therefore every single quote should be here.
@@numbjuhnuYou are correct good sir
“I’m invincible!”
“You’re a looney.”
"The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!"
“Come on then”
they say "tis but a scratch is the best line", I say no, IM INVINCIBLE
I read it in their voices...
Alright we'll call it a draw
"a man who never admits defeat never loses"
and this man is the embodiment of that. literally.
You mean disembodiment right?
@@jamesrichardii9075 HA
@General Grievous Hello there
@@jamesrichardii9075 perhaps lol
So doomguy
Legend has it the black knight was using 000.00001% of his true power
All his power was store in his left arm and he was just toying with Arthur but then Arthur cut his arm of.
Bold of you to asume that he even used any of his power.
Esto el fin, Arthur....
Black knight vs shaggy. Who’s with me!?!
ThTs true because his arm and legs fell off and he didn’t react so this tells us he is stronger than he seems
it's the little dance at 1:59 that has me crying every single time
Black Knight's stats:
Attack: 50
Defense: 20
Speed: 10
HP: Over 9000
How much is upgrading
@@builderdude3428 cost arms and legs
@@huynguyenquang7435 ok
@@huynguyenquang7435 casually cuts off arms & legs, for max level upgrading "Is this enough" Says buyer
Unique skill aquired
Fun fact : the symbol on the black knight's tunic is a boar which is know to be heavily injured but to still fight
It's also the symbol of the Campbell Clan.
(same as how the golden dragon is the symbol of House Pendragon)
Until you put a round in its head
@@00_rei90 but if you shoot the black knight in the head he will still survive
God, thos movie is so good
But he isn't heavily injured tis but a scratch
Gotta love how he turned from "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to "chicken chickeeen"
I love how all the Knights fear and respect Tim the enchanter but then once they see just a rabbit at the cave entrance Sir Robin calls Tim a Tit and a manky Scots Git
You mean “None Shall Pass”
Turned from fearsome to someone so annoying you just want them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
That's called the Black Knight going into shock from blood loss... 😂
Tarnished: Tis but a scratch
Melenia: a scratch? Your arms off
Ti's nothing but a flesh wound
Let me solo her ahh moment
Tarnished: *on the floor, bleeding out and rotting away* Alright. We’ll call it a draw.
*get disintegrated on the atomic level*
This guy: Tis but a scratch
You lie.
He would say that in one of those echoey disembodied voices
“Where is the black knight”
“Gone reduced to atoms”
“No I’m not come here and face me like a man”
@@internetperson573 ok you do realise that everything is atoms you can't be reduced to them you already are them
I'm not weird everyone else is weird and I'm normal false. Everything is MADE of atoms, to state that everything IS atoms is to say that everything is a single particle invisible to the naked eye, which is first not true in the slightest, and second, we are visible to the naked eye, so that disproves that we are in fact atoms. However, to the grand scale of the universe, you could consider all of humanity one single atom. And in fact, you can be reduced to atoms, if you were to somehow split apart the atoms that MAKE UP a human body. Please think before you type, and don’t reply to this without thinking, we all know what you not thinking looks like, I will be able to tell clearly
“You never lose till you give up”
And I took that personally
More like and I took that literally
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on TH-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear ethan
@@AxxLAfriku whar?
@@cantthinkofausername6749 spam baiting
You lose when someone's chopped off so many limbs you are target practice for pigeons.
I love how Arthur remains so respectful and formal when he’s literally butchering the guy.
I mean when the guy is literally immortal I don't think losing your formality woukd be a good idea
i think that because
knight were noble so they are respectful against each other even in battle
@@SinisterBlitzo9 kinda random but I’d like to know, when did you decide to use that profile picture, I remember seeing the game and loving it way before I started seeing dozens of people use Niko as their profile picture in every video, apparently it got a rise of popularity and I’d like to know about it
hahaha great comment
@@tomas_iss7469 i got into the oneshot fandom like a year ago
its a game thats becoming more popular since pyro played it on stream
“Oleright we’ll call it a draw” gets me every time 😂😂😂
The most stubborn man in history.
Nickster Games I think you mean brave. or unyielding.
@@Wolverines83 what he means by stubborn is the Black Knight refuses to die I'm pretty sure if they did a scene cutting his head off he would still be talking
He's one of those who will refuse that they will die in stubbornness
Aside from my grandfather.
And you clearly haven't met me when in the twilight of a romantic relationship.
Black Knight:
"I WON THIS SWORD FIGHT, BY A LOT!"
Becoming more apt by the minute!
The bards have declared that King Arthur was the winner of this river side duel
The orange knight
hehehhehehehehe orange man bad
@@mrchickinman9984 yes he is, very bad indeed. did you not hear his phonecall with the georgia legislaster begging him to overturn the results of the election? wannabe dictator , so yes, bad indeed
This must be the ancestor of deadpool
Mr. Rapthor but- when did he have kids then?..
probably before having his limbs cut off
@@reinstriver5432 He still has one limb, if you know what I mean
That's the one I don't have ;-;
Demon lord rimuru u got discord?
They all actin chill because “Tis But A Scratch”
2020 be like:
January: Tis but a scratch
February: Just a flesh wound
March: I'm invincible!
April: Allright. We'll call it a draw
May: Ohhh I see, running away ey??
How June about to be: you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you!
July: I'll bite your legs off!
Funniest comment i seen in a while
Hard to believe this was written before anybody experienced May 2020.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: *cuts off Anakin’s arm and legs
Anakin: ‘Tis but a scratch
Obi-Wan Kenobi: but i have the high ground.
@@emmanuelelozano Fine, well call it a draw then.
I HATE U
Max Björk you were my my brother sir Anakin. I loved you
It would probably instantly cauterize him so he would more or less be ok
*has one health*
‘‘Tis but a scratch”
*is poisoned at the same time*
'Tis but a splinter
hole lee shit 300 likes!
one smol birb he needs to go into the pause menu and eat some cabbage
A scratch!? Your HP's on 1!
How I feel when im cocky in dark spuls"oh damn got no estus get hit once and all health is down from 1240 to 1 TIS BUT A SCRATCH"
2:24
“What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?”
“I’M…”
*Title Card*
Buuuuuum, bubu buuuum, bubu buuuuuuummmmm.
Fun fact : the Black Knight’s coat of arms is a boar.. a creature known for ignoring deadly wounds to keep fighting.
got to love those subtle details they put into this film
Sounds like the sort of detail Terry Gilliam came up with.
You straight up took that from a comment made 2 years ago you Pansy 😂
But Arthur was the Boar of Cornwall. In one story, he had to obtain the "mirror, scissors, and comb" from between the ears of a large, wild boar called "the Boar of Cornwall". He did this for a friend who need these items to give a king in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. It was this incident that gave Arthur the name, Boar of Cornwall.
how ironic😂
"...... It's just a flesh wound.". Easily one of the greatest lines in cinema history.
Not as great as these lines:
“You can’t handle the truth!” -A Few Good Men
“You…Are…A…TOY!!!” -Toy Story
“Get away from her, you bitch!” -Aliens
Get away from her you bitch sent chills down my spine when I was a kid. That whole part when Ripley goes back to get newt would have me on the edge of my seat. I was 8 when that movie came out and I still remember watching that so many times when I was a kid on the edge of my seat each and every time like I hadn't seen it before. Like something different was gonna happen. 80s movies were awesome
I use that term myself, whenever I have any kind of bleeding wound. 😂🤣
Mandela effect has me remembering the line, “tis merely a flesh wound”
2:10
"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so." Fits this scene so well
Here from oversimplified around u?
@@_C66 Probably not, the wise quote is probably popular among philosophers.
haha! pro
It’s funny because the writer made this scene because he hated that quote
@MADVOCATE 000 A lot of people forget that Sun Tzu's stuff, and old war literature and philosophy don't _really_ apply nowadays.
A victor is definitely victorious when he uses aerial carpet bombs.
No matter how defeated you are, you can always yell “I’ll bite your legs off” and get points for style.
I love when Arthur prays in gratitude and the Black Knight's foot comes out of nowhere.
that’s what’s called the Upside of the head “BIPP”
Come on, then! 😀
Suckerkick
"FALCON KIIICK"
The black knight guy is possibly one of the most powerful characters in fiction.
Thanos has been real silent after this….
Goku has been real silent after this....
Saitama wants to fight him.
Alien X created him.
Galactus, darksied, Thanos, and Superman, got nothing on the black knight!
The Black Knight could've won after losing his arms if he strategically kicked Arthur between the legs
Every men's weak spot.
He went easy on Arthur that’s why he didn’t use all his power
He did though as he was getting up lol you didn't hear the grunt?
he did at 1:58
I was anticipating that.
This dude managed to “nuh-uh” his way past fatal blood loss. Calling it a draw was justified.
Black Knight: Gets decapitated
Crowd: Finally got rid of that
The head in the basket:
“Say again? You thought I was finished?”
“Look, you stupid bastard, you have no body left.”
“Yes I do”
@@dev_ai04 “your just a head!”
“I can still bite you!”
“I didn’t lose i merely failed to win” - oversimplified
So you failed
@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 nO! I jUst FouNd 1000 waYs tO MaRelY nOt WiN!!1!
@@Knukszt so you didn't win
@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 But we didnt loose, but they win, but we didnt win, but they didnt loose, but they didnt win, but we didnt win, but they didnt win...
@@saulesalejos4483 r/Ihadastroke
I like how the "bridge" he's guarding is just a plank of wood
Over small creek that you could literally just jump
👍😁🙈
Should have just asked three questions, could have kept his limbs then
The butter genius and humor of Monty Python!
@@warlordofbritanniaI thought it was 5 questions
The knights silence and dead seriousness was chilling after seeing the tone of the rest of the movie. He really stood out.
Rasputin: Gets poisoned, shot, and thrown into a freezing river
Also Rasputin: 1:31
Its the magic
2:26
RA RA RASPUTIN
@@Crabbob365 LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
@@kahiruo THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE
i almost had a heart attack when he kicked him when he was kneeling down XD
*KLONG*
ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND
@JD Gust of Wind Dance qqqq qqqqqq
Qqqqqqqqqqq
XD
1:54
“Tis’ but a scratch!”
“A scratch? your arm’s off!”
“no it isn’t”
*SPEECH 100*
"Then what's that?"
@ׁ "You Liar"
@@j.t8529 Come on you pansy!
@@Enterprise-D666 *slices again*
Victory is mine!
@@veltzon4322 (Kneels down on one leg) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy….
Black Knight: *gains technology*
Black Knight: *mechanical breathing*
King Arthur is his son
"I'M INVINCIBLE"
"you're a looney"
The black knight always trumps!! Come on man.
Oh right we call it a draw
@@slidsnake8539 triumphs*
Skype gif sound
People on meth:
@@slidsnake8539 trumps? 😂
“What are you gunna do bleed in me?”
*IM INVINCIBLE*
He may have acid blood
You're a looney
when u made a typo and said bleed in me that was pretty sexual ngl
Eric Monaco THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS
The 1,1k like
2:09 i like how he says: 'just a fleshwound!'
also the way Arthur says *"LoOK!"*
@@santiagogabrielolazahenost5634 it’s a single second bro
Then he proceeds to Roman Kick him
He says it like he’s lost his arm a dozen times before
_"jus' a fléshwund!"_
2:08 I think it's not just "Just a flesh wound", but the kick up the backside the Black Knight gives Arthur that seals the moment for me, the timing is perfect!
This movie is just over 46 years old, but it still stays an absolute masterpiece.
Yes yes, the story telling, the acting, the humour, the camera angles, ...! So good!
These types of comments are lame.
@@ELFanatic If you find these types of comments lame, that's your choice. However don't bother us with it.
@@ELFanatic silence, fool.
@@georgedunn8224 Well spoken.🙂
Gotta admire the Black Knight endurance and high pain tolerance tho
The Black Knight's pain tolerance replaced his brain cells
@@ScourgeofShadows9869 But'cha gotta admit he's cool
@@bxttercxp_swxxts Hilariously cool, yes
Wait until his body is no longer in shock
tis but a scratch
"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
I cant stop laughing at that
"I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"
@@TheDragonninja1983 “YOU’RE A LOONEY”
@@brendorkusaviation8930 Black Knight: "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS, HAVE AT YOU, Come on then."
@@TheDragonninja1983 All Right, well call it a draw
@@wolverine_779 Come, Patsy!
He's basically Guts:
-Wears black
-Has a huge sword
-Still fights without an arm
*The original Deadpool*
Lol😂
And let's be honest, the funnier Deadpool.
Tommy Hass yah
@@duhitsmicah7584 ah
@polski dezerter
Sah.
I legitimately like how the Black Knight sounds badass or threatening at the beginning, but he's actually just revealed to be crazy.
kinda like trump
Wow... I see that differently. The Black Night proves himself to be honorable and refusing to give up.
@@itsgalaxy2407 allow me to fix your typo *biden and leave fucking politics out of this
@@sirthomas2181 ok trump supporter
Both of you get outta here with your political shit, we'll call it a draw okay?
"Right, I'll do you for that!"
"YOU'LL *WHAT* "
For me that's the greatest line of the entire movie, king Arthur sounds absolutely outraged that he's still acting like he has the upper hand when he's clearly won
Heh, "Upper Hand" ;)
Internet trolls:
"Look, I'll have your leg...RIGHT"
Hehehe Upper hand
But he didn’t win tho it was a draw, black knight said it so that means it must be true
No one ever mentions the very subtle "woop" when he has his first arm cut off 😂 like he tripped over a rock or something while walking, and it was no big deal, but he's slightly embaressed by it.. gets me every time.
Me accidentally hurting my little brother:
What happened: 1:18
How my brother describes it to our mom: 1:25
Lmao
Same here (sometimes)
How you describe it to your mum: Tis but a scratch
@@JACOBANTZ is brother: my arm fell off
How your brother feel: 1:31
“I haven’t lost an arm, it’s right over there”
The main reason I love this scene is Arthur kneels to pray. He begins to kneel and give a speech how God Almighty is merciful, and has seen Arthur vanquish the brave Dark Knight, and that now he can continue his crusade to obtain the Holy Grail.
...and the Dark Knight kicks him in the face
PhDInsomniac my side hurts
"Kicks him the face"
Marcus Vickery edited 🙂 thank you
Have you not heard the Noble Black Knight, you knave? He is INVINCI-*sees his legs get cut off*...i-INVINCIBLE! THAT IS NOTHING BUT A FLESH WOUND! SEE? SEE? Wait, where is that foolish King Arthur going? Hey..... SUCH DISRESPECT! FOR SOMEONE WHO CALLS HIMSELF KING OF THE REALM, HE JUST leaves and-*fades*
Why are you talking about Batman?
I love how he just denies the obvious 😂🤣
"Your arm's off."
"No it isnt."
"You've got no arms left!"
"Yes I have!"
😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣
"hits arm"
*Shoulder fucking disintegrates from a single touch*
Excalibur OP please nerf
@@jonathanbradley4896 lol
pov: little brother
i don't know if they didn't want to make it look like the arm was actually sliced off for whatever reason or if they just did it for comedic effect
@@rubub8455
This film's from the 70s, do you expect stellar effects?
"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
"I'M INVINCIBLE!"
One of the best lines I've ever heard. 😆😂🤣
You're a loony.
You’re a looney.
“You’re a loony!”
I’m usually on the floor laughing my head off before the film’s even really got going.
Title flash
Aside from not winning the battle
Still impressive he didn't pass out due to shock and blood loss
He's the Black Knight, he's invincible!
It was a draw dude
He can't die from shock if he's had worse :P
Tis but a scratch
Fuck. Off.
"Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"That isn't an argument, it's just contradiction."
Nobody:
C-3PO in LEGO Star Wars: ‘‘tis bit a scratch”
Ayden Kombat This was good, just take my like
Donny Plush Productions thanks for the correction I commented this at 3 am and was fucking tired
Oh my god I was playing the game yesterday
C-3PO when he has one heart. 2:32
"Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't!"
"Well what's that then?"
"...I've had worse."
You liar!
BRO WAS SAYING NUH-UH BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR
I wish I could see the fight where the Black Knight had worse.
YOU LIAR!!!!!!
"come on, you pansy!"
The balls The Black Knight has to keep fighting and yell insults at him when he CLEARLY lost is just amazing
Destroying Legends Tf? Arthur just ran away and forfeited.
Ummmmmmmmmmm...it was a draw
Destroying Legends moron it’s a draw
Destroying Legends since when did he lose
It was a draw and probably because he crushed his balls when he lost his other leg
I watched this about 500 times and it gets funner each time
I'll always love this scene. The fact that the Black Knight sounds so badass before they fight just makes it funnier.
True. The "I move... for no man." is so deep, then the black knight's voice gets more high pitched and shrill. Though I suppose it is understandable considering what he's gone through.
The guy survived having his arms and legs cut off. He IS a badass.
Hes the Darth Vader before Darth Vader. Black suit, booming voice and crucially, no limbs
Even after losing his limbs, the Black Knight stood his ground. Well, hipped his ground anyway.
Respect to the actor for getting his limbs chopped off and still being able to continue with the scene
He's had worse
just a flesh wound
'Tis but a scratch
Oh right. We call it a draw
I'm fairly sure that the actor was an amputee.
Kid:gets their leg taken off
School nurse:tis but a scratch-take some ice
Gym teacher: Walk it off.
@@richardmunsch8127 “How do ya walk it off if I ain’t got any legs?!”
“You move with ya hands”
Take a wet paper towel and go back to class
Your name and pfp give virtual cancer
And drink LOTs of water
That kick was one of the funniest things I've seen
1:09 Did he just block the sword from hitting the ground?
This movie is pretty famous for how it uses it’s low budget to it's advantage
Ken Mendoza makes it even funnier.
If not the knight could cut off Arthur's leg
It's a forward defensive stroke - King Arthur is actually playing cricket here.
Yes, yes he did :3
Nobody:
Mortal combat characters after getting there neck snapped and spine Broke in two: tis but a scratch
Mortal Kombat
r/fixeditforyou
Then getting both bursted apart *twice*
"It's just a flesh wound".
Dark Souls boss style.
@@AJA_974 or fallout
The reason the entire scene is so good is because of the contrast between the brutal fight scene in the beginning, how it escalates and where it ends. The Black Knight violently dispatches his enemy, then it escalates into an eerie, intimidating silence from the mysterious Black Knight whose face you cannnot see, then his total defiance and then is resolved in the absolute hilarious absurdity of his response to losing his arms and legs.
“Your arm is off!”
“It is just a scratch.”
Legend
Tis just a scratch
@@tameoregano5006 Right I'l do you for that it's Tis but a scratch
Your arms off No it isn’t Top 10 anime comebacks
@Savitar the god of speed no it isn't?
@Savitar the god of speed I've had worse
As a hobbyist writer, I love this because it's exactly what you get if you try to write an immortal character but don't give them the ability to regenerate
Yeah honestly if your'e immortal and can't regenerate tho... well your'e f*cked because if you live forever eventually something will defenetly happen and sooner or later your'e probably just a f*ckin head rotting in a hole in the ground but your'e still aware of whats going on💀
Once you think about it, they should go hand in hand. Like immortality can't be achieved if your body is gone. That's not being alive.
This sounds petty, but when you realize the other person can't feel inertia, has super strength, way too high of a speed for being small and using an enormous club... That's not immortality vs invulnerability...
Aren’t spirits essentially immortal cuz they don’t rely on bodies to live
So maybe if Black Knight’s head was completely broken down he’d still live in spirit
@@survivorofthecurse717 is this a Ranking of Kings thing?
@@survivorofthecurse717 I mean you can also go with literal invulnerability and agelessness.
But regeneration is more fun.
My favorite part is when Arthur drops the whole "Honorable Warrior-king" facade at 2:04 . Especially since he was kneeling to pray like 5 seconds prior.
All the old English "thee" and "thou" talk and heroic stoicism just get thrown out the window because he sick of this guy's shit.
With the Black Knight's tenacity, it's no wonder King Arthur wanted him to join his army.
With the Black Knight's inability to hang on to his limbs, Arthur is probably glad he didn't.
Arthur should have gone back to get Dennis, the mud-piling peasant, he never gives up.
@@TonyEnglandUK black night would’ve won.😊
@@HustleMuscleGhiasThe universe would implode between their fight, that’s what.
@@TonyEnglandUK Honestly he did pretty damn good against that green knight who seem to keep pulling random weapons out of nowhere. Dude even managed to throw his sword perfectly through the helmers visor. I wouldn't be surprised of the black knight could beat lancelot
His nerves are practically nonexistent, and he has almost no blood
Also he doesn't have any bones lol
He have bleed he just heal REAL QUICK like bruh just put his limb together and it's just another monday
His white blood cell count is through the roof
Hang on on Min , this is an old English pure comedy film where everyone was off there nut . They were all drunk making this .
@@MMAKOTV *Platelets
Just like arguing with a Flat-Earther.
Adam B How dare you. The Black Knight is far superior to those dunces!
Adam B As well as arguing with someone on the opposite side as you when it comes to politics.
@@brettbaglio1550 More on the extreme side though. It's possible to have a passive and rational argument without throwing shit pies at one another. We're not savages.
@@brettbaglio1550 Well it's not , because both sides of political arguments are equally dumb.
@@derbigpr500 Not when it's backed by centuries of science and common sense.
Crazy fact: the Black Knight was actually played by two different people! John Cleese plays the Black Knight until he’s down to one leg. Then an actual one-legged person (his name is Richard Burton [not to be confused with the Welsh actor]) is in the Black Knight’s armor!
He shouts "chicken" while he's running around looking like a chicken, since he lost his arms.
Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear 12
@@AxxLAfriku.... Um...., the world doesn't revolve around you