Writing Fake Amazon Reviews
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2023
- i eated the whole phone
♦ People in the video ♦
Gavin (Purple) - / gavintinoyt
Quacks (Orange) - / @justquacks
SolidJJ (Red) - / solidjj
Matt (Blue) - / itsasaii
Loki (Green) - / huskymoment
Edited by: Me & Sane
/ virtuallysane
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro: Donkey Kong Country Theme
Outro: Pokemon Snap - Pokemon Report
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Writing Fake Reviews for Amazon Products - บันเทิง
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I have received various calls from you and your friends, Carson. My roots quiver with fear when I hear the phone ring, but I shall never dare pick it up. I beg you, Carson, please stop with the spam calls.
to talk to an operator, press 1
to stop the voices, press
to press 3
for other options, press 4
Please
Holy shit it's the tree
@@goldbedvids8580 It never stops...
Minute 2:14.
0:04 no way they just ignored that 💀💀
thats just the kind of thing that's said when you're hanging with the boys and no one questions it for some reason
@@DrKoneko ye that's normal.
I mean what else do you expect to happen when you look at the medusa head?
huh?
@@NickOwens he said "im so hard right now"
REST IN PEACE, ANIMATOR
The new comedy group has really grown on me. I genuinely laugh at your stuff. Thanks my guy, keep it going.
I don't, jawsh and cooper are a lot funnier
@@kaicraft8144 Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that stride
Don't be taking all night
You be killing my time, woah
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that vibe
You be taking yo time
You be lookin' so fly
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that stride
Don't be taking all night
You be killing my time
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that vibe
You be taking yo' time
You be lookin' so fly
@@kaicraft8144 100 percent of elevator related death occur on the elevator
@@kaicraft8144 did you know they still have, like, their own projects that you can watch?
@@kaicraft8144what happened to Traves?
Something I just realized about these videos that makes them so entertaining to watch is that they are basically Jackbox games with 0 limitations and allows Carson and his friends to express their awful(ly amazing) ideas in the best ways possible.
That opening joke was so smart
So true
It was so good lmao
I dont get it
@@hello12487Qin Shi Huang was the first Emperor of China, and the stone army you see is the infamous Terracotta Legion, which are just a bunch of statues placed around his tomb because back then people believed you could take shit into the afterlife so homie brought his entire army with him. The joke was that the statues are actually people and dude just used Medusa's head to turn them all to stone
"Gimmy Grabby" had me uncontrollably squeezing my liver at 3:28am while hooked on an iv, thank you Carson for the comedy
I am noticing a burger pattern in this channel
it’s just such a funny food
@@CallMeCarson Record urself going to mcdonalds and buying and eating a big Mac because funny
He should generate more AI images of hamburgers
Bunger bunger bunger
The burger arc of the cmc manga
Went through a really tough week, thanks for the laughs Carson :)
Glad it made you cheer up 👍 life is not fair at times but there is always a better day to expect
Glad I could help
that makes two of us
bot
@@Cheemszit bot
4:22 - this whole joke was unironically really fucking funny.
Had me gackleing
Had me gackleing
Had me gackleing
Had me gackleing
Had me gackleing
Rest in Piece, Animator
10:19 HOLY SHIT WAIT I ACTUALLY OWN ONE OF THESE
I can confirm that it dances, wiggles, and shakes just like the real thing 👍
can i have one
@@HuskyMoment You can have the book if you want
@@HuskyMoment brb asking my dad if we can send our inflatable hollow fleshlight to you
Gavin and JJ got the perfect balance between smart and psychotic
I can already tell Quacks and JJ are gonna carry this year
Better draft them for your callmecarson fantasy team because if you don’t I will
The freaking Enter Key one had me gasping for breath. Definitely the funniest one imo
11:57
Being preceded by the cloak and proceeded by the Hamburgler was the icing on the cake.
The cloak one was pretty funny, and the "rascal" hit me just right to put me back into the gasping for breath state.
Great video overall.
The opening gag is unreal.
I know right? That shit be grippin
I dont get it
@@hello12487 Ever heard of among us?
Yeah
i now have the rick roll number saved in my contacts as rick astley. i will commit several surprises.
I love these new callmecartel videos 😃👍🏻
callmecersin
callmeelmencho
KallmeKris
Oh wait thats a actual youtuber
Callmecapone
Best of video this year is gonna go crazy especially with this video. I could feel the pain as well as desperation when Loki was mashing the phone buttons.
Gavin’s delivery of “what did you have me dial!?” is perfection
It hurts my soul knowing this man lost viewership and his friends left him, all for what? This video would have 5m+ views back in the day. Some bullshit.
Sad. Twitter went ape shit for absolutely nothing and now the damage has been done
@@strawberryscentedchlorofor9935 yeah, that's Twitter for you
Didn’t he sexually assault someone
@@y-edits who did he assault lol?
@@y-edits no?
I love their ability to create inside jokes out of thin air
that single opening "huh?" already destroyed me
for those who dont know, Qin Shi Huang was the king that unified all China
5:43 You know braille actually has question marks right?
13:28 Oh I have one of those! And yes I agree, I would purr as well
i can't believe catboy Gavin destroyed your mind in the way it did
I can't believe how much better Carson has gotten at solitaire since episode 26 of the solitairey confinement podcast, crazy stuff!
I fucking love Gavin, he has the balance amount of chaotic and chaotic. I would give him 2 thumb up if I could.
Speaking of weird breathing phone numbers:
I remember when I was like 9 and lost my newly gifted boomerang on a two story roof.
Ran back home, tears sliding across the cheeks, parents weren't home. Grabbed house phone and through my childish nativity, started mashing random numbers.
Me: Hello? My boomerang is stuck on the roof, please hel-
Receiver: **Starts fricking hooing like an owl🦉**
I immediately hang up.
Week later, my boomerang, which had been on a sloped roof, visible from like 20 yards, is gone.
*Mfw owl took my frickin boomerang.*
I like how all of this dudes friends left him because of a two year age difference in which both parties had gone through puberty and consented.
My boy be 19 and dating a 16yo we ain’t do nun 🤣
Outta the blue I wondered how carsons doing after the thing and it's good to see you back man
This guy should be a youtuber
you cant just come into my life, make me feel special and then burger king
Kurbker Bimg
The terracotta joke was genius
I really love this video. Would love to see more of this.
Actual dying of laughter. This is peak callmesarson content.
Really liking the new video format!
The tree at 9:55 reminds me of the old guy who are paint and thought it was yogurt. I’ve been laughing about that for a good 5 minutes.
i dont know who is snorring when laughing but it's hilarious and I love that man
That rickroll number has my area code. there is a very real chance I have walked past the dude that set up the number.
Thanks for always being the best content creator that just keeps pushing !
I like how most these product already have fake reviews
i just came from a video stating what happend with you previously. I'm happy your well and happy. i really hope to see you make it even further
Phone Guy - "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
Night 2:
Phone Guy - "Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know...
Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside of your doors. So if-if you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon."
Night 3:
Phone Guy - "Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight.
Uh... Hey, listen, I had an idea: if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you're an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you're an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Yeah, never mind, scratch that. It's best just not to get caught.
Um... Ok, I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side!"
Night 4:
Phone Guy - Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it.
Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *banging* It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did.
Uh, hey, do me a favor. *banging* Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? *banging* I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. *bang bang* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. *chime plays*.
You know...*deep moan* oh, no - *noises followed by a loud screech and static*
Night 5:
Note: The phone call from Night Five is not actually spoken by Phone Guy. It's more likely one of the animatronics in a deep, garbled, demonic-sounding voice. When the audio clip is played backwards and some post-processing applied, it is rendered into a difficult to understand, and hard to translate, garble.
While numerous possible fan translations exist, a more recent speculation is that the call is in fact an excerpt from the book Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramhansa Yogananda. It has not been confirmed, however, and is simply speculated because of the frequent matches in hand-translated phrases that most translators of the call have found. The complete passage speculated to be in the call is as follows:
(Omitted: Sir,) it is lamentable that mass agricultural development is (omitted: not) speeded by fuller use of your marvelous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?
You are right. Countless uses (omitted: of Bose instruments) will be made by future gener- (omitted: ations. The scientist) seldom knows contemporaneous (omitted: reward; it is enough to possess) the joy of creative (omitted: service.)
This was genuinely so funny
7:55 at this point in the video i got an ad that started with a woman on hold with a call center and it threw me off
OML, I got an add about not accepting random calls LOL
We need more of these phone numbers stuff lol
please make more of these, it was pretty hillarious
what does she mean, i ate the burger phone and im completely fine with it, there was even red sauce and... and i.... i dont feel so good uh....
Rip
REST IN PEACE, ANIMATOR
REST IN PEACE, ANIMATOR
Truly a horrific experience when the review was by Gart which has been my nickname for years and on the blue takis as well where one of me and my friends bits is every time we see them yell out "why is it blue"
They totally gotta do "making name soundalikes"
Im actually quite surprised at how the gang can actually create like kinda spooky concepts
Qin Shi Huang also consumed mercury for his "health"
when i want to commit sewer slide i just go back to these to laugh, then go down the awesome slide laughing
ok, the history joke on the beginning was actually pretty funny 😂
Watching these videos in class is a hell of a challenge
carson is one of two youtubers i find absolutely hilarious, the other is swaggersouls, but both rarely upload. so sad youtube just turned into cringy minecraft videos but its nice to see some real funny content every once in a while
That Wacky Inflatable Tube Guy is legit one of the first things I bought after getting a job. He's great
Good video hilarius as always Carson!
Gavin is making me question things about myself...
I sure do love Callmecapone and Callmecartel
God I missed me some Carson videos. I'm glad you're back, happy and healthy.
My man right there. :D
I love this channel so much.
"The Venezuelan 911" VENEZUELA MENTIONED CHAMO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO I never felt so proud about my country
Why dont you try to buy a chicken and see how proud you are about your country
@@merijn9886 Not even a bobux billionaire can afford our prices LMAO
I should not be laughing at john nothumbs lmao
The elephant toothpaste one was dope af XD
That Chinese pronunciation at the start of the video was really quite good! (at least from my perspective after 3 years of study)
Bro just drops banger every Saturday
0:15 absolute gold
Always love when Carson uploaded and also the blob fish 💀
This made me laugh so hard i felt like i did a core workout
This is the callmecark video of all time
(I love how the YT comment meta is that you will never get recognized if your comment isn’t posted within the first 2 minutes)
This is one of those you can tell is gonna be a banger in the first 10 seconds
I think the tree has Carson kidnapped which could explain his 2 week video absence
thanks for the good video callmecarton
If you call the never gonna give you up phone number and wait to the very end of the song when it fades out you can just hear faint breathing and then it hangs up
time to call the tree!
What a way to start
i seriously actually have the wacky waving inflatable tube guy in my room, its pretty okay
The hamburger cheeseburger burger phone really is one of the inventions of all time.
REST IN PEACE ANIMATOR
No way SolidJJ is there I love that guy
My roots ache for you
oh god, what did they do this time.
excited for new callmecar video
i love how at 7:25 if you read it, it says "reviewed on Novenber *2th,* 2009
Called the tree, the tree is not ok.
Rest in peace, animator
that was a rather nifty video carson
I was in a bad mood until I watched this thank you
I love the Medusa review lmfaoo
"The venezuelan 911"
dude it's literally the same thing here LMAOO
duck nukem has drip and you cannot tell me otherwise
I quite literally own that wacky wavy inflatable tube man
Nice video Carson. I don't punch babies.
I’m calling that phone number the tree gave
Great vid carson
this isn't weird toilets 2 but its still so very awesome
"Get going." 🐤