Noisepuppet... I don't think anyone ,in the history of the English language, has ever put together those words to form that exact sentence "Choke it with mayonnaise".
In Japan there are actually mayonnaise themed restaurants. Not joking. Truth. There's a subculture called "mayora" (mayo people) that's basically the mayonnaise fandom. How do I know this? Bizarre Foods. One of the many hilarious Japan adventures.
This is the best one I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for the lals. And also I now feF who made the poop w/the ‘shave and a hair cut’ to (Neo) cocking the shotgun. Which had me cracked up.
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Noisepuppet... I don't think anyone ,in the history of the English language, has ever put together those words to form that exact sentence "Choke it with mayonnaise".
Mayo centered cooking challenge sounds genuinely disgusting. Im glad its been immortalized and made tolerable in a YTP tho
Had to pause the vid after "crusty undies" because I was laughing too damn hard! Noisepuppet, you're indeed really fun and fun and fun and fun!
Gotta love how the female host already has a ytp name without even needing the pooping.
made me laugh HAHA :D
@@nothonest604 i'd let her torture MY chicken
"Crusty Undies Chicken"
PesseJinkman227 _ Your avatar makes this perfect.
Sometimes I come to this video just to see your picture next to your comment.
Came back after years for this legendary comment
Im still getting my Asians mixed up with my Mexicans. I obviously need to cut back on the mayonaisse.
But not the sUs.... Never the sUs.
THE CRUSHING OF THE TACO SHELLS
I CANT
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Why the fuck would you not just crush up some Tostitos or something?!?
Some of these YTPs really have relatable statements. I, too, am one of those who don't think of Mexicans when I think of Asians- Amazing!
Mayonaise. Key Asian Ingredient.
In Japan there are actually mayonnaise themed restaurants. Not joking. Truth. There's a subculture called "mayora" (mayo people) that's basically the mayonnaise fandom.
How do I know this? Bizarre Foods. One of the many hilarious Japan adventures.
"may the chickenest chicken win, a chicken"
“Most people don’t think of Asians when they think of Mexicans.”
Well there’s an understatement.
I do. And I blame Noisepuppet.
The chicken chokin' challenge starts NOW
2:25 Game over return of ganon
I lost it at "this is a chicken choking challenge ughgagaggagagga"
This is one of the first poops I saw on your channel, Noisepuppet. Such a great introduction.
I still say "parmesasnansasnannn n nn" all the time.
holy crap me too! This was the first vid from his channel that I saw (thanks to recommended vids) soo damned glad I subbed
This video was very fun and fun and fun and fun and fun and fun and.....
+TheKiss AND MAYONNAISE
Um no
fuck you bitch, i'm fun and you're not.
The chicken choking challenge starts now
waow
1:19 xD
"Josh, it wasn't some sort of sashmatash, was it?"
QUOTATIONS FTW!
HELLMANN'S REAL MAYONNAISE
"Choke it with mayonnaise" sounds like a title for a shmexy pr0nz movie.
I'm so honored to share my birthday with this video.
May the chickenest chicken win a chicken.
I remember this ad so much, but now I can't seem to find the original anywhere
These videos are really good! They make me laugh when I’m having a tiring day.
I got the Mexican-Asians! XD LMAO
That final image is stealing my soul
2 people think of asians when they think of mexicans
such as @1:45 "fuck you bitch I'm fun and you're not." "thats because I have to shit....... NOMNOMNOMNOM." (at least thats what I heard lol
most people don't think of asians when they think of mexicans
Parmesan, nasemrarmesan, nasan, nan, nnnn, nn, n
100% Mayonnaise 2% Chicken O, O
When she says "Look at my penis," I nearly died.
This is the best one I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for the lals. And also I now feF who made the poop w/the ‘shave and a hair cut’ to (Neo) cocking the shotgun. Which had me cracked up.
This needs WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more views then it has
:51 looks like a messed up ultrasound of a Fetus.
3 people had too much saus
You can never have too much saus.
0:23 Don't know if I'd complete that request of hers.... LOL
2:26 DRAMATIC TRANSITION SFX
At least once every few months since 2011 I've sung "we very often fuck chickens" in my mind
It's a catchy ditty but holy chickenest chicken that is a long time for it to reside in your head!
The intro edit is simple yet I love it
SISSY BIGGERS
No joke here, just *SISSY BIGGERS*
Tons of quotable lines I'll refrain from requoting.
Good stuff.
MAYONNAISE
I am high as fuck right now, and I swear,the quote about Asians and Mexicans is the funniest mahfucking thing of my life right now 1:07
The mini YTPMV made me crack up.
1:00 "ASIANS VS GODZILLA"
A battle as old as time
@noisepuppet one of those giant death monsters Christopher Reeve still gets excited about, methinks
Man-Saus
Boris would like this
Mansaus.
I saw someone choke it with mayonnaise on Twitter once…
Fucking incredible
lost at "NO"
Choking your chicken gives you more mayonnaise.
I haz the salmonellas.
this is really fun and fun and fun and fun to watch
I FREAKING HATE MAYONNAISE
Here’s some man sauce
Turn on the captions
Amazingly funny video. Good joj
fresh ERERERERERERERERER and slime? thats a first lol
This had 666 likes, so I had to take a screenshot before I took a screenshot
@WatchdogGoon Chicken ception?
"Hey Yall"
Sweet lord, these people use too much mayonnaise. I think I gagged when she was slathering it on meat.
chickenchokingchallenge
They try to dress it up by using a pastry brush and smashing uncooked taco shells into the mayo. Nobody’s fooled, it’s still too much fucking mayo.
nice n juicy
Parmesannasemrap
Way too much SUS and not nearly enough JOJ for this recipe! 🤣
Actually, chicken cooked with mayo (in a breading type mix on the chicken) is really good! Keeps the chicken from drying out at all while it cooks.
NO thats because i gota Shiet
Too much mayo and not enough SUS in this YTP IMHO! 🤣
hellmans is shit get blue plate its awsome :D