@@DBswag_ in the US the little ones that are basically poppers that stay on the ground are legal but a lot of the big illegal ones still get sold anyways.
there was a fire at my school a little while ago and one teacher literally just ditched his students and ran as soon as the alarms rang. we all thought he was a douche, but maybe he was somewhere out there gallivanting around beating up armed robbers like spiderman
I would pay to watch a movie about a Spiderman with Kevin's personality, especially if he goes around throwing lines like "didn't he say a couple on the roof? Ah well, a fifty per cent survival rate, it ain't too bad"
Closest would be "Super Hero Movie" ( a guilty pleasure of mine to watch) where it mainly parodies the Toby Mcguire Spiderman Villian: these blades can cut through diamonds Hero: good thing I am not wearing any diamonds. * Hero proceeds to get cut.
14:06 kevin brutally slicing and dicing one dude, most assuredly killing him and then just sticking the other guy to the dumpster without hitting him once made me laugh out loud really hard
8:59 “he’s gonna have whiplash and it’s not gonna be from the car accident.” There’s a joke somewhere there with J.K. Simmons being in the movie Whiplash.
Kevin gonna be a violent, rampaging, psychotic alien monster who doesn’t care how many people he hurts along the way so the symbiote is so scared it just goes away on its own. 😂
Spoiler alert for this game. The property damage he does will definitely make people hate him...especially in Kevin's universe where he throws everything lol.
Yeah that's one of the few major issues I have with these games. Everyone is just too darn nice! The closest I got was being called a "try hard" & "Spider-Dork" by a couple of civilians 😂
Spider-Kev, Spider-Kev, Does whatever a Irish can Drink a beer, any size, Catches fans just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spider-Kev. Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got alcohol in his blood. Can he swing from a thread? No he'll fall overhead Hey, there There goes the Spider-Kev. In the chill of night At the scene of his crime Like a streak of light He arrives just in time. Spider-Kev, Spider-Kev Friendly neighborhood Spider-Kev Wealth and fame He's enjoys Subscriptions is his reward. To him, life is a great big bang up Wherever there's a hang up You'll find the Spider-Kev.
Thanks guys, I feel like some words could be better if it were to be sung, but I modified the Spiderman theme in maybe 2 minutes hoping to post it before the flood of comments
Whenever Kevin says he’s going to be the worst of something it usually means an entertaining time for us watching the video and a complete nightmare for any Npc’s unlucky enough to be in his way.
I feel like school teacher would be the worst career choice for a superhero. Teachers barely have enough time to take bathroom breaks, let alone to save the world 😅
Peter probably picked one of the worst jobs. "Where's your teacher? Why does he always disappear during a crisis? Is Mr. Parker a coward?" Just got to the part and all I can say is Thank God he got fired.
Why would he? He's Irish how should he know y'all have security guards at school for some reason. BTW why do you guys have security guards are your students THAT agrressive lol
I would hate being Spider-Man, and having Second Spider-Man be better at Spider-Manning than me. Like, do you just go, "Hey, Spider-Man, I'm going to call you Better Spider-Man, ok?"
Also, I love the idea that Stephen saw this happening, and was just, "yeah, no. I just got my coffee. I'll let the Spiders-Men handle this instead of using some of my infinite mystic power."
Loved how every game Kevin plays has to imitate reality and have him get hit by a vehicle. Also Peter: you should try Yoga Fabian: did somebody say Yoga Griefer Jesus: * plots his next move* On a serious note after rewatching the beginning where Peter gets fired it makes me wonder what did Mile's mom tell the principal lol. Because it was Mile's who pulled Peter out of class to begin with, and what did Mile's tell his classmates he needed help with lol.
Schools thinking that sawdust fixed vomit on the floor has scarred me for life. Why was it acceptable to just leave it there, chuck some sawdust on top and expect us to keep learning how to spell?! 😂
I love that the game has a helpful little popup tellin you that you dont need to hold triangle to glide :3 Its totes the thing folks wud not notice and think is needed bcuz of other games where it is needed for similar mechanics, or just cuz they feel like they need to do it. And its nice to be told early on that youre doin it wrong rather than gettin hrs in and suddenly noticin cuz of a slipped finger that actually no, triangle didnt need held to glide
Hey Kevin, Just commenting to say I've been a subscriber for almost 7 years now and just wanted to let you know... I'm still subbed all these years later and appreciate your videos very much. Thank you for what you do. Hope things are going well for you outside of youtube (I liked the I.R.L vids you did, different but still entertaining) Take care Wish you all the best 👍
Similarly, I found Kevin when I was 12 and I am now almost 19. To this day I rewatch all of my favorite videos of his and never miss an upload. He has become a comfort person- not even just TH-camr. My parents will hear a slight Irish accent coming from my phone and go “is that Kevin?” He is known by name in my household because of how much of a staple he has been in my adolescence. I love Kevin’s fanbase because when I scroll though the comments they are all similar to ours, saying they’ve been watching Kevin for nearly a decade and he’s become like a friend. I swear Iv rewatched every video at least 5 times (Minecraft and sims videos more times than I can even count and random fun videos) including the Christmas specials.
@@acomicallylargehorse1752 Hello there, I was introduced to Kevin's channel in my mid 20's by a girlfriend at the time, and didn't find his channel again until a couple years later after we'd broke up (I'm probably one of Kevs oldest viewers (age wise). Since then I've shown Kev's channel to my nephew (big fan, can hear him laughing his head off sometimes) and even my mum will have a watch with me now and again. I think you're right when you say "he's become like a friend", and maybe, just maybe it's because at the start of his vids he says "Hey there friends, how's it goin'?" And actually sounds genuine (never gives us time to reply though 😆) Take care All the best 👍
@@The_Fire_Rabbityou could be wrong with your assessment about 'the oldest fan age wise' there are more boomers as you think watching Kevins content ;)
You know, the NPCs in a lot of games don't really react to stuff, but it's extra apparent when some people are chilling on a rooftop and Spiderman drops in and takes a photo of them and they don't even twitch.
Aw...this game doesn't seem to be as fun as past Spider-Man games...you can't pop kids' balloons and make them cry. That was one of Kevin's funniest moments in my opinion.
Would love to see more of Inept Spider-Guy’s misadventures. It’s fun seeing it from your warped perspective. Also makes me feel better about myself knowing I’m not the only one who can’t remember what the buttons do. Keep up the good(?) work.
Civilians like "I cant believe these fireworks were dangerous when we bought them from such a trustworthy source as some dodgy guys with guns by the docks
13:00 There's an old RPG called Alpha Protocol. It tracks both the enemies killed and non-lethal takedowns. The kills is tracked as something like "children orphaned" and non-lethal as "hospital bills caused".
One thing I've never understood about web slinging is: how do you shoot a web at a surface without it being blown off course by the wind every time? Even more solid objects such as bullets are affected by air resistance!
So in the comics if I remember correctly I don't know if in this universe it's the same I'm assuming it is but anyway his spideysense actually helps out a ton with it, not only is it like a early warning system but it also helps him with anticipating where and when to shoot his web to swing around. Also his web shooters have tensile setting so it can be shot harder and faster. Long story short spideysense and tensile strength, hopes this helps clear things up 🙂
@@Eliton213 The info you've provided is useful, although I'm still not sure how much tensile strength that webbing could possibly have to be propelled in a straight unwavering line over vast distances time and time again, lol.
@@beno1129 so a big part of it is comic book believe me bro it happens lol, it was were true to life per say I'd imagine we'd of made working web shooter a while ago, but I remember seeing somewhere that it's between like 350 to 400 tensile strength to shoot said web. But again if you find the time I'd recommend doing your own research because I know I'm missing some key points in explaining this, maybe someone will chime to help out but nothing beats some cold hard research you know what I'm saying
I miss Danny 😂 I'm sure he's fine he was an General back in the day, yet again a terrible one and got demoted. Yeah I think it's best you check out that Arms Deal, Danny needs you
I mean seriously, being a teacher AND spider man? That is the worst possible combination. Why would anyone do that? I don't see at all how that'd work.
I gotta say, I did not expect a weird fire cult. Maybe I just don’t know about obscure Spider-Man villains but I can’t for the life of me remember any fire-related one
Incredible beatboxing, Kevin once again demonstrating his unmatched abilities as a musical genius
Kevin is truly a beatboxing genius
I still love his Squid Games cover he did in the Sims 4 episode
What can’t he do well?😂
He beatboxed straight into traffic and got hit by a truck. I'd call it genius, but I think it'd be a bit insensitive...
Truly a Superhero Genius.
In truth, there are few things Kevin can't do.
"A security guard, what kind of school is this?"
American, Kevin.. it's American
Also buying fireworks from shop owners with guns is really common for the US lol.
@@expendableindigo9639Fireworks are actually illegal in Ireland so it's understandable that Kevin's not that familiar with them 😂
@@DBswag_ in the US the little ones that are basically poppers that stay on the ground are legal but a lot of the big illegal ones still get sold anyways.
fireworks are illegal in parts of the US too lol, doesn't stop people from buying them and getting in trouble for setting them off though@@DBswag_
there was a fire at my school a little while ago and one teacher literally just ditched his students and ran as soon as the alarms rang. we all thought he was a douche, but maybe he was somewhere out there gallivanting around beating up armed robbers like spiderman
"Maybe I'm a better photographer than I am a spiderman"
Falls off roof twice
I would pay to watch a movie about a Spiderman with Kevin's personality, especially if he goes around throwing lines like "didn't he say a couple on the roof? Ah well, a fifty per cent survival rate, it ain't too bad"
Cool idea
Closest would be "Super Hero Movie" ( a guilty pleasure of mine to watch) where it mainly parodies the Toby Mcguire Spiderman
Villian: these blades can cut through diamonds
Hero: good thing I am not wearing any diamonds.
* Hero proceeds to get cut.
Already made. It’s called Deadpool.
@@fimbulsummer omg you right XDXD
Irish carnage?
"I hate sandmen, they're rough and coarse and they spawn everywhere!" - Kevin 2023
Lmao, I'm not sure but I think is a Star War reference?
@@MarianGonzalez-gt1wd Anakin would have a heart attack
Finally Kevin being a superhero and helping people in need!
Reads title: Okay nevermind
Imagine seeing the title first and then comment this.
@janikakka705 I usually never read the title. If I see he uploaded I just click and read later lol
@@royalporsche ofc you do, you're very special :)
14:06 kevin brutally slicing and dicing one dude, most assuredly killing him and then just sticking the other guy to the dumpster without hitting him once made me laugh out loud really hard
I've been avoiding spoilers in this game not because I ever intend to play it but because I was waiting for Kevin to play it. The time has come.
Sadly there is no Balloon in the game other then those sacrificed in the flashback.
@@TheCommanderTacoThat's cuz they stole it already 😂
Imagine how annoying it would be to have sand stuck in that skin tight suit
Gotta love Kevin completely missing the tutorial telling him he can heal.
"they're coarse and irritating and they..spawn everywhere"
The lil pause as Kevin calculates the joke is relatable
9:55
Such a brotherly moment. Miles claps Pete’s cheeks and Pete lets Miles smell his armpit.
Kevin plays a game where you are meant to help people. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
What do you mean? He helps people in every game he plays!
@@higg4209 helps people uninstall ❤
Kevin getting stuck on the ceiling like a true Minecraft Spider. So proud
8:59 “he’s gonna have whiplash and it’s not gonna be from the car
accident.”
There’s a joke somewhere there with J.K. Simmons being in the movie Whiplash.
"Don't give up Spiderman!"
"I kinda have to, I'm dead."
No, I'M dead xD
Kevin gonna be a violent, rampaging, psychotic alien monster who doesn’t care how many people he hurts along the way so the symbiote is so scared it just goes away on its own. 😂
Venom: let's cause carnage
Kevin: more stuff to throw.
Venom: this guy is too chaotic, must escape.
Kevin really living up to Spidermans reputation!!
(for those of you who don’t know, spiderman is widely hated by the mass population in the comics)
Well, he’s hated by the police and J. Jonah Jameson fans.
Spoiler alert for this game.
The property damage he does will definitely make people hate him...especially in Kevin's universe where he throws everything lol.
Yeah that's one of the few major issues I have with these games. Everyone is just too darn nice! The closest I got was being called a "try hard" & "Spider-Dork" by a couple of civilians 😂
I’ve lost count of how many games Kevin has played where he has to clean a house
12:51 - ugh xD; "where's miles? oh he's not here. HAH i'm MILES AHEAD"
Spider-Kev, Spider-Kev,
Does whatever a Irish can
Drink a beer, any size,
Catches fans just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Kev.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got alcohol in his blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
No he'll fall overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Kev.
In the chill of night
At the scene of his crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spider-Kev, Spider-Kev
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Kev
Wealth and fame
He's enjoys
Subscriptions is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider-Kev.
Replying to this so it'll get bumped a bit in the algorithm bc holy shit. 10/10
This is awesome. Thank you for the creativity.
If the channel had a theme song, this would be it. And what a pure banger of a tune it is 😂
Thanks guys, I feel like some words could be better if it were to be sung, but I modified the Spiderman theme in maybe 2 minutes hoping to post it before the flood of comments
LMFAOOOO this is amazing and accurate
Finally, the hero we never deserved
He's the Hero we never wanted, deserved or needed, but a Hero nontheless
Why did spiderman throw away those perfectly good bananas?
He only likes the green ones
@@stetson_newsie2600 I can relate.
@@Moraenil That's horrifying, but you do you
Whenever Kevin says he’s going to be the worst of something it usually means an entertaining time for us watching the video and a complete nightmare for any Npc’s unlucky enough to be in his way.
Just your mature, adult, "Friendly Neighborhood" Kevin breaking into your school after hours. Nothing sinister about this.
I feel like school teacher would be the worst career choice for a superhero. Teachers barely have enough time to take bathroom breaks, let alone to save the world 😅
Exactly my thinking as soon as it was mentioned.
Peter: "I've never killed a person"
Also Peter: *punches the absolute shit out of people and yeets people out of cars going full speed*
"Kill 'em Spiderman" -Uncle Ben's last words
22:19 "The spiders natural habitat here..." Me: the water spout?
With Kevin playing as spider-man, he can truly be the menace the city needs.
While Kevin is the worst Spider-Man, he is still the best TH-camr ever
If Kevin were a scientist instead of a TH-camr, humanity could achieve immortality. The way his mind works is just incredible.
Peter probably picked one of the worst jobs. "Where's your teacher? Why does he always disappear during a crisis? Is Mr. Parker a coward?" Just got to the part and all I can say is Thank God he got fired.
27:00 A guy with a welding mask does exist. He welds puppies onto people. Really tragic actuall because he doesn't even want to
“A security guard what kindve school is this?”
Oh Kevin I’m so glad you never had to experience the American education system
Why would he? He's Irish how should he know y'all have security guards at school for some reason.
BTW why do you guys have security guards are your students THAT agrressive lol
1:50 Of all the possible Star Wars references that is NOT the one I thought I'd hear first from Kevin 😂
that "a bean" at 20:03 had me laughing hard
14:24: "So that, the crinimals". The Kevin is eepy and just needs a smol sleb.
Kevin has proved the trash can technique to be the most powerful! Military. Genius.
0:01 Kevin logging back in to the Sims 4 and his sims responding to his presence
I would hate being Spider-Man, and having Second Spider-Man be better at Spider-Manning than me. Like, do you just go, "Hey, Spider-Man, I'm going to call you Better Spider-Man, ok?"
Also, I love the idea that Stephen saw this happening, and was just, "yeah, no. I just got my coffee. I'll let the Spiders-Men handle this instead of using some of my infinite mystic power."
Shenanigans. That's not what Zuccotti Park looks like!
15:00 i am triggered. those bananas was still good.
Kevin is the hero we don't need and the hero we definitely didn't adk for 😂😅
11:18 I like the callback to the old playthroughs of Spiderman as the dialogue sound adjuster
Loved how every game Kevin plays has to imitate reality and have him get hit by a vehicle.
Also
Peter: you should try Yoga
Fabian: did somebody say Yoga
Griefer Jesus: * plots his next move*
On a serious note after rewatching the beginning where Peter gets fired it makes me wonder what did Mile's mom tell the principal lol. Because it was Mile's who pulled Peter out of class to begin with, and what did Mile's tell his classmates he needed help with lol.
And then the first thing Peter does after getting fired is almost gets caught breaking into a school 😂
Peter Parker, more like Peter File 😏
I've always been too scared to visit New York because of all the photographers that fall off of roof
Schools thinking that sawdust fixed vomit on the floor has scarred me for life. Why was it acceptable to just leave it there, chuck some sawdust on top and expect us to keep learning how to spell?! 😂
I love that the game has a helpful little popup tellin you that you dont need to hold triangle to glide :3
Its totes the thing folks wud not notice and think is needed bcuz of other games where it is needed for similar mechanics, or just cuz they feel like they need to do it. And its nice to be told early on that youre doin it wrong rather than gettin hrs in and suddenly noticin cuz of a slipped finger that actually no, triangle didnt need held to glide
27:25 How is nobody noticing the greatest crossover of the century?
“Is this place haunted?” Kevin says worriedly while pounding around loudly through the walls.
Kevin's biggest sin in this video: Having skipped the Rick Roll part lmao We still need a full series on it XD
Hey Kevin,
Just commenting to say I've been a subscriber for almost 7 years now and just wanted to let you know...
I'm still subbed all these years later and appreciate your videos very much.
Thank you for what you do.
Hope things are going well for you outside of youtube (I liked the I.R.L vids you did, different but still entertaining)
Take care
Wish you all the best 👍
Similarly, I found Kevin when I was 12 and I am now almost 19. To this day I rewatch all of my favorite videos of his and never miss an upload. He has become a comfort person- not even just TH-camr. My parents will hear a slight Irish accent coming from my phone and go “is that Kevin?” He is known by name in my household because of how much of a staple he has been in my adolescence. I love Kevin’s fanbase because when I scroll though the comments they are all similar to ours, saying they’ve been watching Kevin for nearly a decade and he’s become like a friend.
I swear Iv rewatched every video at least 5 times (Minecraft and sims videos more times than I can even count and random fun videos) including the Christmas specials.
@@acomicallylargehorse1752 Hello there, I was introduced to Kevin's channel in my mid 20's by a girlfriend at the time, and didn't find his channel again until a couple years later after we'd broke up (I'm probably one of Kevs oldest viewers (age wise).
Since then I've shown Kev's channel to my nephew (big fan, can hear him laughing his head off sometimes) and even my mum will have a watch with me now and again. I think you're right when you say "he's become like a friend", and maybe, just maybe it's because at the start of his vids he says "Hey there friends, how's it goin'?" And actually sounds genuine (never gives us time to reply though 😆)
Take care
All the best 👍
@@The_Fire_Rabbityou could be wrong with your assessment about 'the oldest fan age wise' there are more boomers as you think watching Kevins content ;)
You know, the NPCs in a lot of games don't really react to stuff, but it's extra apparent when some people are chilling on a rooftop and Spiderman drops in and takes a photo of them and they don't even twitch.
OMG the school security guard is the guy who voices Jiraiya in Naruto!
mr sandman, bring me a dream
Aw...this game doesn't seem to be as fun as past Spider-Man games...you can't pop kids' balloons and make them cry. That was one of Kevin's funniest moments in my opinion.
"Oh my god, a security guard! What kind of school is this?" .. An American one, Kev, obviously lmao xD
They'll never underSAND your crime fighting talents Kevin
Would love to see more of Inept Spider-Guy’s misadventures. It’s fun seeing it from your warped perspective. Also makes me feel better about myself knowing I’m not the only one who can’t remember what the buttons do. Keep up the good(?) work.
I played on PS5 & kept getting the Powers button "L1" mixed up with the gadget button "R1" & I have no idea why 😂
my favorite Spiderman is callmekevin! he's not the most effective at stopping crime, but boy can he beat box!
"I'm gonna hit petty criminals with lightning!" -Thor probably
Of course people commit petty crimes with heavy weaponry when Spider-man is running around beating everyone to death
I've been avoiding this game but I'm all for Kevin playing it for me on his own way. 😂👌
to be fair there aren't many tall buildings in Ireland you just don't have as much training of falling of tall buildings as the average new Yorker
So Spiderman has to do the job of the police and paramedics and firefighters, and fight supervillains on top of that, and doesnt even get paid for it.
"Securit guard? At a school?" Kevin apparently doesn't know bad it is in the states right now!
Ah, New York city’s famous vomit pipes.
General Danny call back. Wow those gmod videos where amazing
14:23 - the CRINIMALS hahaha
This is my favorite playthrough of Spiderman. Kevin's humor makes the game a thousand times better!
I want a friendly neighborhood pasty Irish guy
I didn’t realize, but I really like how Kevin says “Harry”
He should come back to this.
He played all the games and it bugs me he didn’t get the black suit in this and 3
if a bad guy falls off the roof without my control does it still count as spiderman killing someone? lol that dude went flying when i kicked him.
There is a weird buzzing sound at 16:36 and other points in the background. I dont know if this is a game problem or an audio problem from recording
When Kevin is in control of Spider-Man he really is a menace to the entire city
Yes I made the same comment on Kevin’s last Spider-Man video
The first Kevin video I ever watched was the original "worst Spider-Man" for the 2018 game. This feels like a full circle moment.😅
Civilians like "I cant believe these fireworks were dangerous when we bought them from such a trustworthy source as some dodgy guys with guns by the docks
13:00 There's an old RPG called Alpha Protocol. It tracks both the enemies killed and non-lethal takedowns. The kills is tracked as something like "children orphaned" and non-lethal as "hospital bills caused".
This is the universe where Jameson is right.
Dear Lord he made a GMod Army RP reference. I hope Danny is okay.
11:24 Jokes on you Kev they were triplets with the guy you threw out the window and you actually just made 2 new villains.
"I'm Miles ahead"
That made me laugh way more than it should've
So eager to see more of Kevin in that Spiderman suit.
Oi oi 😏
The moment Kevin starts playing he gets hit by a car
14:25 you said "crinimals". I threw me off so much i had to check it a few times 😂
6:01 it just cuts to a mini game where spiderman sweeps the streets...literally, sweeps sand.
Loved the cut to RAF Danny
I’m a pasty welsh guy, we should hate the monarchy together some time
One thing I've never understood about web slinging is: how do you shoot a web at a surface without it being blown off course by the wind every time? Even more solid objects such as bullets are affected by air resistance!
So in the comics if I remember correctly I don't know if in this universe it's the same I'm assuming it is but anyway his spideysense actually helps out a ton with it, not only is it like a early warning system but it also helps him with anticipating where and when to shoot his web to swing around. Also his web shooters have tensile setting so it can be shot harder and faster.
Long story short spideysense and tensile strength, hopes this helps clear things up 🙂
@@Eliton213 The info you've provided is useful, although I'm still not sure how much tensile strength that webbing could possibly have to be propelled in a straight unwavering line over vast distances time and time again, lol.
@@beno1129 so a big part of it is comic book believe me bro it happens lol, it was were true to life per say I'd imagine we'd of made working web shooter a while ago, but I remember seeing somewhere that it's between like 350 to 400 tensile strength to shoot said web. But again if you find the time I'd recommend doing your own research because I know I'm missing some key points in explaining this, maybe someone will chime to help out but nothing beats some cold hard research you know what I'm saying
13:20
"How did Spiderman die?"
"Like a fecking idiot"
J Jonah is definitely calling Spiderkevin a menace to society
I miss Danny 😂 I'm sure he's fine he was an General back in the day, yet again a terrible one and got demoted. Yeah I think it's best you check out that Arms Deal, Danny needs you
Kevin always find a way to break games no matter what game it is.
Wait Peter as uber driver actually a good idea. He can work whenever he want to, the downside he didn't get to do the job he wanted to.
I mean seriously, being a teacher AND spider man? That is the worst possible combination. Why would anyone do that? I don't see at all how that'd work.
I gotta say, I did not expect a weird fire cult.
Maybe I just don’t know about obscure Spider-Man villains but I can’t for the life of me remember any fire-related one
20:02 I understood that reference XD .... "a bean"
I just can’t play a Spider-Man game without Bruce Cambell berating me in the background. Just isn’t the same