@@danemeyer008 that logic is telling ur son to be a deadbeat n dip out on a child. Boys don’t lie as much or aswell tho n idc to hear an argument ik I’m right
Daughter: why can’t I go out! Dad: you will stay here where I will fend off any threat!! Son: I’m off on my next crusade. Dad: fair winds soldier. If we don’t hear from you in a year we will erect a statue in your memory.
@@mongolianfishingvillages1371 negative. It simply means his son is gonna go out in to the world and endure pain and suffering to learn to fight and provide for himself and protect those with him. It’s The only way he will be a man of character and substance. But i wrote that initial scenario more as a joke tho. Have a good day!
@Mr_CAM0 dad's want the best man there is for their daughter otherwise a low life will impregnat them and dipp then what. Women are either brainwashed by feminist or R.
@@Mr_CAM0What you can also do is teach men not to be pieces of shit. Raise your sons properly and raise your daughters to not let themselves be abused by them.
It be like that. My dad actually congratulated my brother when the CDC came to the house when he was 16, and told him about Listerine if he ever got the drip. I just wanted to join the Legal Eagles and the anime and poetry clubs 😭😭😭 instead I was both maid and Meg.
My mom used to hug me super tightly whenever I went out for the weekend, I always thought it was because she loved me but it turns out she was just expecting me to die before Monday.
"Do you.... Need any money?" I DIED. Even after I had a successful military career and a stock portfolio my dad would still ask if I was doing okay for money. It's just a dad thing.
@@benjaminmatute9085Bro what? Her dress was literally up to her neck, are you Arabic or something??? Do you need women to cover everything except for their eyes now? 💀
Lol, sees demon holograms and projections running around, some guy with a needle randomly injecting people with who knows what, and then all those people getting crushed to death and Travis still continuing the show with bodies on the ground. Yup, think im done with concerts too. Kind of done with people in general at this point 😂
Cuz we raise our daughters to be reliant on men while staying pure and wary and then raise our men to be breadwinners and trick those very same girls into sex. And then actual nice guys are either incels or socially idiotic men who have no idea to sustain a relationship. I've seen people literally say shit like I would take her to dinner and love her and take care of her etc. Like bro that's now what a relationship is your supposed to be her best friend and lover not her nurse lmao. This videos funny it's just sad it's also true lol
Met PLENTY of guys living off their parents in college. No, they don't work either. I've actually never met someone who's parents kicked them out because they graduated high school now that I'm thinking about it 🤔 But I know that story line from tv shows
Don't know about you, but my dad drilled me whenever he thought I wasn't being respectful to women. After my second date, he ranted at me for like 15 minutes cause I didn't pay for our dinner. (It was a double date with me, my girlfriend, her sister and her date. Their dad paid for it because he's a CEO and he gave them his card cause we were broke high school kids)
As much as it is frowned upon, I have had a very similar conversation with my dad. “I’m planning on going camping with a group of friends this weekend, probably be gone 2-3 days” “are there any girls with y’all?” “Yes” “Take care of them and don’t get anybody pregnant” had a great weekend and followed the rules.
My daughter would give me the eye roll, turn around and, as she was walking out say, " Mooom, I'm leaving, see you later!" Followed by my wife responding, "OK! Have fun!" Then I'd cry.
hell last time I heard from my Dad was on Christmas, and we talked for maybe 5-10m, it was a good chat we'll probably do it again next Christmas too, don't wanna get too crazy
My dad and I work in the same building. His department and mine are right across the hall from each other. I haven't talked to him in at least 6 months. I love my dad btw. That's just how it is.
My mom: “don’t be bringing any hoochies or any babies around here” My dad: “make sure you wrap it up between ‘too excited to stop’ and ‘too excited to care’”
This shit used to drive me crazy when I was a teen! I would get so angry with my dad, always saying, why don’t you trust me?! And he’d always say “I trust you, it’s others that’s I don’t trust!” I got so mad at my Dad that I moved out at 18. I came back in 3 months though- when I was ready to come home I called him and he came right away with his truck, loaded all of my stuff from my roommates condo, packed me up quick and took me home. 😂 We ended up compromising because I wanted more freedom and he wanted his baby girl back home. Lol. I’m 35 now, with 3 kids. Sadly my dad passed away almost 2 years ago. I miss him SO much.
I toured Parenthood for a little bit, I helped raise my niece from 3-11y/o when my brother had a mental breakdown, dude girls are a nightmare to raise, I broke down crying more than once just trying to get her up for school
@@DonkeyEMakesYouWiserNow fr, cuz i see people in these comments saying “well it’s because she could get pregnant and drugged and r@ped” like what now men can’t get kidnapped or SA?😭 just cuz they’re a man doesn’t mean it can’t happen
Dylan Griffin hey man same but I never got A's haha. I hope you're doing well now, if you ever need to talk my social media is in my channel at top right. I care about you and wish the best
Don’t do crack and don’t get anyone pregnant we’re my two golden rules given to me at when I was growing up. Anything else they excepted me to exercise proper judgment on.
Well that's true but at the same time with a daughter you have to worry about 1 baby at a time. With a son .....you could be a grandpa ten times at the same time. At that point your sons life is over. Child support will strangle him.
me as an asian girl: what is this “Going Out with Friends to a Concert” activity she speaks of? she told her father she hated him, so she is no longer alive yes?
Leviticus 18:22 KJV Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😢😢
Most dads don't give a shit about the sons. Only the daughters matters in their eyes. Wondering why we got so many angry adult men talking shit about their fathers out here and placing them in nursing homes.
@@seanwilliams7655 yea it's like dogs and I know this will sound highly Insulting but it's true if you have 2 dogs 1 female and 1 male if your female dog gets pregnant well now you gotta deal with that but if your male dog gets some other guys female dog pregnant well it ain't your problem
@@seanwilliams7655 not really. Especially now with republicans making abortion illegal, if your underage son gets an underage girl pregnant, you’re responsible for making payments for the kid until he turns 18, and then it’s his responsibility until his child turns 18
Someone once said "The irony of being a father is that you work your hardest to protect your daughter from boys who act just like you did at their age."
@Octavio Nope. Most single moms are single by choice. Often kicking the father out of the picture or just getting knocked up with someone they're not committed to.
As someone with 3 sisters and an absent father I can say that there is a reason dads don’t let their daughters out late Edit: For the comment on my dad, don’t worry about me, it happened and I moved past it. More importantly is the backstory behind my comment. Long story short we lived near a bar and drunk old guys would hit on my sisters when they were walking the dog. It’s not “men suck” or “women are more vulnerable” but rather “alcoholism sucks” I do like learning about the useful things that people who actually are using a logical argument say though, they are very interesting.
I have 2 sons and 2 daughters, I taught them all to act like responsible adults. I have a soft spot for my daughters of course that is just because I am very protective and I taught my boys to be equally protective of their sisters.
@@PanzerShrek94 it really depends on the kid. I had a classmate who's mom was super strict, she didn't give her money and she had to be home by 10pm. She had an abortion in 11th grade. And I was the kid with all the freedom, yet never did anything wild. So... 🤷♀️
Is my dad the only kind of dad who didn't let neither me(son) or my sister out after midnight? He always said "Only trouble exists after midnight outside the house"
They're overprotective parents who don't get that you get exposed to the world unless you're literally locked up in the basement for your whole life, which isn't feasible because parents don't outlive their kids unless their kids are killed in war or something along those lines.
This is exactly why my boyfriend and I are going to be fair with both our daughter and son and don't let them go anywhere at all. Edit: So, some people didn't realize this was a joke and that's fine because sometimes I don't understand jokes either, but what really bothers me is that most of these people are defending my son about be sheltered but don't say anything about my daughter being sheltered. Which furthers proves this double standard is both real and full of bs. Edit 2: So, a lot of people ended up arguing why this double standard is "necessary" and others arguing why marriage is important. The marriage arguments don't bother me because I have nothing against marriage in general, I just don't agree that it's necessary for a healthy family and even argued how forced marriages have ruined lives. As for everyone who thinks this standard is okay don't seem to realize that boys lives can ruined as much as girls can if they aren't educated or protected properly and the only reason I haven't stopped replying is because people seriously made the most asinine arguments that was so easy to debunk, I swear they were only aware of human behavior by watching Family Guy.
If you manage to pull it off without them getting into any real trouble hats off to you. I was a good kid, but even I did some crazy stuff when I left home; it’s to be expected. Once they leave the nest everything they learned from you will be put into action. Good luck! 😃
@@desmondstanley4372 thanks but I kinda made this as a joke. I was a sheltered kid and grew up with other sheltered kids, so I know the damage it does. I'm not going to let them do what they want of course but I will have talks with them about why it's important to stay safe went going out.
This reminds me of the ridiculous double standard of how some dads want their son to get a girlfriend and have fun yet they don't want the same for their daughter... They are raising their sons to be the exact men they fear their daughters are hanging around!
It's a double standard but it's just different with fathers when it comes to their daughter and son. They don't wanna have to think about some guy nailing their precious little girl. But if their son does the same thing then they have the "that's my boy" attitude. I'm not saying it's not hypocritical cause it definitely is. But as a guy I understand it. One reason I didn't have kids.
@@BB-rm3xi Why is their dad even thinking about his daughter having sex? Why should he care? You think this is helping your case but it’s really not. You’re just making men look like complete weirdos.
I have become a father of a beautiful daughter around 10 months ago I would go above and beyond to protect her and to make sure she is always happy and healthy She is the reason I open my eyes everyday and get out of my bed At work..I literally count the minutes so I can see her face as fast as possible God bless her
@Nutsack nothing wrong with trying to make people happy regardless of age, but i see what you mean. Don’t do everything for her, but still support and help her out
@@snooks5607while i bet his daughter will call some dude overnight who will sneak through windows and gets to do with her what his son is doing with someone else's daughter 😂
This is literally the dad of one of my friends that I took to a concert. He was chill, but always super serious. The day I came to pick my friend up he was like “hey! I got a story for you - Be safe, because one time, I went to a concert and we all took a bunch of acid, but it didn’t wear off quick enough. “ Long story short he told me how he was driving down interstate at 4 am with no other cars, with a c op behind him for about 40 miles. He suddenly recognized there was a cop behind him and pulled over immediately. Cop said he had had his lights on but after a while just turned them off. Cop told him to be careful, because sometimes people just “get road stare and blank out” and then wished him a safe drive.
My dad was not trusting of my now husband but when I was dating my husband and we had broken up briefly I went out on a date with a childhood friend of the family and I came home almost 4am never questioned me about it just said “yeah you even took off your shoes to get in the house” and laughed, but when I got back with my husband he would tell me to come home by 9pm. My husband still gets annoyed whenever it’s brought up. 😂😂😂 Married and two kids later, my brother on the other hand still tells me my dress is too short. 😂
I feel like dads are just more potective of they daughters, and they see themselves in they son so they think they'll be just fine but with the daughter it's a bit different
I know how it is, daughters get protection and concern for their well being while sons are recklessly allowed to do dangerous shit freely with no care or concern whatsoever... despicable, sons need to be treated better
@@elfyourself4232 why wouldn’t he? (This is a joke for anyone who can’t tell. A bad one but girls are very capable of handling themselves and shouldn’t be looked down on)
As fucked as it is with kids in this generations often enough when it comes to children. Girls tend to not think about what their doing and willingly go into places where they may not realize it at the time but they’ll be assaulted and or mugged. Boys tend to walk in packs for some reason and plus they won’t get assaulted for simply having far more muscle mass and many more reasons. There is probably a scientific reason for this but I’m too lazy to look into the biology and psychology of it or better I could ask my own parents when I see them again.
Not letting you daughter live her own live isn't protecting her. Teaching her about how men are and how to stay safe is protecting her. Same with the son, teach your daughters to be safe from men, but more importantly teach your sons that women should be safe around them.
@@CaptainDisappointing so you'd just let your daughter go to a late night event, at a time that is most optimal for stalkers, rapists kidnapers and other criminals targeting children? Talk about being irresponsible
It's the opposite for me since I was the youngest. My older sisters got to do whatever they wanted growing up, and when I got to their ages my mom would start getting extra protective whenever I wanted to do similar things
Its probably because u are the youngest and your parents already had a hell of time WORRYING and stressing whenever their 1st or 2nd child went into the world all day every day . Now to save themselves trouble they dont want their 3rd kid to go out much. Thats truth man
@@words007 yeah I get that. But I've also heard the opposite from other families, where they would be super protective of their first kids, and then over time would loosen the reigns for every other baby that got pumped out 😂😂😂
Sons comming home middle of the night will have mom waiting for them. Dad won't hit his girl, but mom will hit her son... Yeah, guys learn to sneak too Edit: typo
@@jamesu1540 if by 'we' you meant you and me, you are wrong. I have learned to sneak Feel free to keep denying facts about the life of people you never met.
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 well it maybe that im naturally sneaky and the bar is therefore higher 😁 but being 1 of 4 sons and there being 1 girl out of 9 in the family in this generation none of them appear to be any more sneaky than anyone else. We are more protective of the girl though. 😁😁👍
Daughter: hey mom I'm going to a concert it starts at 8:00 I won't be back till tomorrow Best cool Mom: sure go ahead as long as you stick with your friends. promise me you'll be back? Daughter: ok, I promise I'll be back. Your the best!😚❤️❤️
My dad always has said “come here, *whispers so mom can’t hear.* do you need money or want money? Okay.. how much you want?” Then my mom proceeds to say “she has a job she can pay for it” Then his typical response have fun!
“It should last like 3 days so I’ll be back in a month”
Ah the pregame
The real party last a year
Sucks but boys dont get pregnant.
That's the pre-pre game
@@danemeyer008 that logic is telling ur son to be a deadbeat n dip out on a child. Boys don’t lie as much or aswell tho n idc to hear an argument ik I’m right
@@CN86443 I sold weed for 10 years. I turned out great. Got my business degree selling weed. Own a restaurant now.
Dad to daughter: watch out for those tigers.
Dad to son : go get em tiger !
What if your son tiger get your daughter and then he'll say you told me to do it dad
@@tinygoat2531 sweet home alabama
So the dad is a MJ Watson fan? (Spider-Man comics reference)
Ahhh
Holy shi- how am I just seeing this
Lmfao, I Remember telling my dad I was going to Ohio for a festival that would last 2-3 days he just "Aight, don't die."
Breakaway, Rock on the Range or Inkcarceration? Ohio festivals are the best
Ur dad is dope
Lost lands? Forbidden kingdom? Lol
@@M3thodbombz Rockstar energy festival 😅 in 2014. I had just graduated from highschool and wanted to celebrate.
Well he do love you😌
"It should last like 3 days so I'll be back in a month"
Dad: "So a year it is"
Son: "Well... I was thinking 2 actually!"
Dad: You carrying protection, son?
Son: Pulls an M4 carbine rifle out of his jeans.
Dad:..... I meant contraceptives.
Pulls 50 guns from outta nowhere like demolition ranch
@@astrolight5220 a man of culture 😎👍
Kyle rite house?
@@astrolight5220 I see you are a man of culture as well
@@thecoolguy9364 you know it
😂 I lost it when he said “there’s a concert at 8 it should last like 3 days” 😂😂
So I'll be back in a month.
Peace out boomer 😆
Is it burning Man technically a concert
Berlin techno clubs - Friday night to Monday till noon
So I'll be back in a month 🤣
Daughter: why can’t I go out!
Dad: you will stay here where I will fend off any threat!!
Son: I’m off on my next crusade.
Dad: fair winds soldier. If we don’t hear from you in a year we will erect a statue in your memory.
Literally!
Erect
Kind of ironic that the dad is defending his daughter from threats while he allows his son to be a threat himself but to other dads I guess
@@mongolianfishingvillages1371 negative. It simply means his son is gonna go out in to the world and endure pain and suffering to learn to fight and provide for himself and protect those with him. It’s The only way he will be a man of character and substance. But i wrote that initial scenario more as a joke tho. Have a good day!
@@0so15 so man shit got it
When you're protecting your daughter from people like your son. Lmfao perfect
Doesn't that show how lots of parents don't raise their son(s) properly?
@@symonelewis1690 it is what it is. Life is just hypocrisy and double standards. All you can do is look out for you and yours.
@Mr_CAM0 dad's want the best man there is for their daughter otherwise a low life will impregnat them and dipp then what. Women are either brainwashed by feminist or R.
@@Mr_CAM0What you can also do is teach men not to be pieces of shit. Raise your sons properly and raise your daughters to not let themselves be abused by them.
@@zilaxia nah
Daughter: **leaves**
Father: My precious little angel! 😫
Son: **leaves**
Father: If he dies, he dies...
It be like that. My dad actually congratulated my brother when the CDC came to the house when he was 16, and told him about Listerine if he ever got the drip. I just wanted to join the Legal Eagles and the anime and poetry clubs 😭😭😭 instead I was both maid and Meg.
IT IS WHAT IT IS
Not completely true. We don’t want our sons to die.
I mean…it’s not like our daughter’s will carry on the family name.
True dat.
@@j.woodard2452 what is the drip?
My mom used to hug me super tightly whenever I went out for the weekend, I always thought it was because she loved me but it turns out she was just expecting me to die before Monday.
I feel like this would be quite freeing because no matter how fucked up you come back it’s always better than what she was expecting
WTH .... whyyyyyyy? What did you do?
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This is sad man, if its true.
LMAO
What
^ lives @ Compton. Lol
Driving:
Dad, with daughter: "Slow down, pumpkin. I don't want you to get hurt?"
With son: "You're driving like grandma! Let's go!"
My right arm still remembers...
Holy shit this is true, when i got my license he was like you gotta drive carefully...first time driving him and he was omg go faster are you retarded
@@leonzoful the faps?
Fuckers hahahaha I meant punches in the arm 😅 😂 🤣
That's a cool dad
Dads only want 2 things from their sons, don't go to jail, don't get anyone pregnant
Well, only shit fathers are like that.
Don't do drugs
Work and earn
Don't have a girlfriend
Marry the girl of parents choice
Become only doctor or engineer
Etc
And get a job
@@platinumart8901 bro you are indian 😂
@@DK-jp9vwnot all indians are like this
"Do you.... Need any money?" I DIED. Even after I had a successful military career and a stock portfolio my dad would still ask if I was doing okay for money. It's just a dad thing.
if you died, then how did u comment?
I wish, my dead’s a deadbeat druggie who I haven’t seen since I was 3
@@darkhaven9119 that's rough.
@@megaaizul7353 fell on the keyboard
Those type of dad's are not available in my region.
Daughter: treated like princess
Son: "as long as u come back in 1 piece"
Also as long as you come back in one piece and not pregnant
Mom overprotects her son. Dad overprotects his daughter.
It goes this way usually
Mom's also know that every dude just wants to fuck. Gotta pretend to be a friend first though 😂
@@tonychacon1479 sharp as a marble this one
@@tonychacon1479 ehhhh..nah bruh pussy is overrated
@@goodbye6676 bussy is where it’s at
@@admiralkitsune3779 is it bro idk about that.. what's good about it? What's your favorite part?
I like how she was conservatively dressed and he said she cant go out in that lingerie.
LMAO!!!!!
Yeah until she gets outside
More woman should dress like that instead of going out in nothing but actual lingerie
Because men can’t control themselves, it’s common sense. They always think it’s the woman’s fault.
No I wouldn’t say she was conservatively dressed and I’m a guy.
@@benjaminmatute9085Bro what? Her dress was literally up to her neck, are you Arabic or something??? Do you need women to cover everything except for their eyes now? 💀
The way he’s talking to his son is the way every parent spoke to their kids before the Travis Scott concert
This is fucking gold
Lol, sees demon holograms and projections running around, some guy with a needle randomly injecting people with who knows what, and then all those people getting crushed to death and Travis still continuing the show with bodies on the ground. Yup, think im done with concerts too. Kind of done with people in general at this point 😂
@@badasstigeroscar7444 needle was a hoax.
Anyone who goes to a travis Scott concert deserved it 🤡🔫
@@blueferal8626 what happened at the Travis concert?
“Peace out, Boomer” hahahaha
Daughter graduates from high school: "Here is a new car for you sweety." Son graduates from high school. " Got a job yet? When are you moving out?"
Lmaoooooo Ben 🤣
Cuz we raise our daughters to be reliant on men while staying pure and wary and then raise our men to be breadwinners and trick those very same girls into sex. And then actual nice guys are either incels or socially idiotic men who have no idea to sustain a relationship. I've seen people literally say shit like I would take her to dinner and love her and take care of her etc. Like bro that's now what a relationship is your supposed to be her best friend and lover not her nurse lmao. This videos funny it's just sad it's also true lol
@@nickcarballo6039 Haha damn Nick you should show this comment to some girls, they'll totally have sex with you.
Met PLENTY of guys living off their parents in college. No, they don't work either. I've actually never met someone who's parents kicked them out because they graduated high school now that I'm thinking about it 🤔
But I know that story line from tv shows
This literally is not a thing, I think your dad just isn't a good parent
"WAIT! do YOU...need any money"
That part lived Me 😅😅😅
It “lived” you??
@@lunagg1548 I do the opposite sometimes as in "That part killed Me" yeah :)
Good times
I remember when I went camping and didn’t tell my dad. He texted me after a few days, asking if I was still alive.
💀💀
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I'd he dies, he dies
Bro 💀
"I have a concert it 8 it should last for 3 days so I will be back in a month" literally me in math
Edit: wtf 13k likes my most liked comment holy
Lol
Math isn't hard though
@@patrickstrauss9800 Na as long as you’ve learnt the basics which a lot of people didn’t
@@patrickstrauss9800 it is
@@patrickstrauss9800 for....you. Which is fine. But I’m hoping you don’t think just cuz it’s easy for you that it’s easy for everyone.
Mom protects her son, Dad protects his daughter. That's why you need two parents in the house.
Its strange my mom like didn't let me do shit while my dad let me go out lol
@@setalight7290 that’s the exact same situation as me. My dad usually don’t give a shit with things like that
@jama @niks niks Your dads were cheating on your moms
@@xothisdickox youre edgy 😐
@@niksniks4183 it was different in my house. We are two boys and our mom let's us do anything but our dad .( I think you guys guessed it )
He said _" you got me fvcked up "._ lol😂😂
Dad to son: do you need money
Dad to daughter: overprotective mode activate
Overprotective? Ok lol
Nah, dad's just sexist.
@@no_namegkjhfkashfkdshflkjdashf looks like someone has a daddy issue
@@no_namegkjhfkashfkdshflkjdashf daddy issue
@@no_namegkjhfkashfkdshflkjdashf sounds like someone has an unrealistic sense of safety
Protecting his daughter from dudes like his son.
Sweet home Alabama
Irony
Except he only pushing her into their arms lol
The irony of raising the men you warn your daughter about. It's almost as if parents can control the amount of men who aren't raised properly 😂😂
Don't know about you, but my dad drilled me whenever he thought I wasn't being respectful to women. After my second date, he ranted at me for like 15 minutes cause I didn't pay for our dinner. (It was a double date with me, my girlfriend, her sister and her date. Their dad paid for it because he's a CEO and he gave them his card cause we were broke high school kids)
As much as it is frowned upon, I have had a very similar conversation with my dad. “I’m planning on going camping with a group of friends this weekend, probably be gone 2-3 days” “are there any girls with y’all?” “Yes”
“Take care of them and don’t get anybody pregnant” had a great weekend and followed the rules.
I love that more father's and sons should be like that
“Followed the rules” you just didn’t get any to even break them lmao
@@youre.right. He didn't get them pregnant.
@@youre.right. "take care of them"
"Don't get anybody pregnant"
Not including the unspoken rules of "stay safe" "don't burn the entire forest down"
My daughter would give me the eye roll, turn around and, as she was walking out say, " Mooom, I'm leaving, see you later!" Followed by my wife responding, "OK! Have fun!" Then I'd cry.
"Hey Dad, I've got a concert at 8, lasts about 3 days so I should be back in a month."
"Sounds good son, have fun." 😂😂
“Wearing that lingerie” 😂😂😂😂 shawty wearin a whole dress
Update: I now have a daughter on the way. Guess this is gonna be me soon😂😂
He knows what's up and she is wearing the slutty clothes underneath
@@bish0p2004 for sure lmao
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
@@bish0p2004 hahaha haha and what's wrong? You only are young once in a lifetime, time to show off that bodyyy
@@marte1376 Only to the husband. Not to the public
“Peace out boomer” I’m crying, I need to say that to my dad now.
Damn millennials.....
So what size coffin do you need
The dad is probably late gen x or early gen y. Millennials are getting old.
@@phantasmo9998 millennial=gen y
Fyi
@@Dave102693 Exactly
..and we r Gen Z
hell last time I heard from my Dad was on Christmas, and we talked for maybe 5-10m, it was a good chat we'll probably do it again next Christmas too, don't wanna get too crazy
My dad and I work in the same building. His department and mine are right across the hall from each other. I haven't talked to him in at least 6 months. I love my dad btw. That's just how it is.
Let's not get carried away
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@hollowpoint372 😂😂😂😂😂 how the fuck?
Men just understand each other. Even the same for fathers and sons. So no need talking everytime
My mom: “don’t be bringing any hoochies or any babies around here”
My dad: “make sure you wrap it up between ‘too excited to stop’ and ‘too excited to care’”
lol. Gonna use that...
Ahh. your parents with the united defense. Good for them.
still remember going to concerts with my gf (wife now) along with her dad 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s cold lol
This shit used to drive me crazy when I was a teen! I would get so angry with my dad, always saying, why don’t you trust me?! And he’d always say “I trust you, it’s others that’s I don’t trust!” I got so mad at my Dad that I moved out at 18. I came back in 3 months though- when I was ready to come home I called him and he came right away with his truck, loaded all of my stuff from my roommates condo, packed me up quick and took me home. 😂 We ended up compromising because I wanted more freedom and he wanted his baby girl back home. Lol. I’m 35 now, with 3 kids. Sadly my dad passed away almost 2 years ago. I miss him SO much.
Sorry for your loss! 💔
Im sorry .youll see papa again.
You had a good dad
I toured Parenthood for a little bit, I helped raise my niece from 3-11y/o when my brother had a mental breakdown, dude girls are a nightmare to raise, I broke down crying more than once just trying to get her up for school
I'm so sorry. May God rest his soul
Those concerts are wild, the dad was only protecting his daughter
ok but why not protect your son? just cuz they can’t get pregnant doesn’t mean they can’t be r@ped or kidnapped or even drugged
@@kyluvs_ I agree, protect both
@@DonkeyEMakesYouWiserNow fr, cuz i see people in these comments saying “well it’s because she could get pregnant and drugged and r@ped” like what now men can’t get kidnapped or SA?😭 just cuz they’re a man doesn’t mean it can’t happen
@@kyluvs_ Yeah, also, Virginity is valuable, I’m not saying wait until marriage but at least keep it for someone special
@@DonkeyEMakesYouWiserNow yea i get that
Idk but yall dads, but it was "Hey dad can i go hang out with my friends?"
"Are you getting straight A's? No? Go study"
Dylan Griffin hey man same but I never got A's haha. I hope you're doing well now, if you ever need to talk my social media is in my channel at top right. I care about you and wish the best
Was he Asian?
@@multimeter2859 😂
If you have a son you worry about one prick. You have a daughter you worry about every prick in town. It's tough being a dad
Exactly
Don’t do crack and don’t get anyone pregnant we’re my two golden rules given to me at when I was growing up. Anything else they excepted me to exercise proper judgment on.
Well that's true but at the same time with a daughter you have to worry about 1 baby at a time. With a son .....you could be a grandpa ten times at the same time. At that point your sons life is over. Child support will strangle him.
@@scottemmons6409 truth
@@scottemmons6409 well, the thing is they won't mind it that much.
“Well it should last three days so I’ll be back in a month” lmao
My parents just wants to be updated where I am so they will know "which funeral parlor to go to" in case I get murdered or died 😅 they're so sweet.
me as an asian girl:
what is this “Going Out with Friends to a Concert” activity she speaks of? she told her father she hated him, so she is no longer alive yes?
😂 😂 😂 African parents tooo
Especially telling dad she hates him.. Straight death.
Arabs here too 😂
Isn't that good.
I mean, who would respect your parents when you don't.
And this is why non whites are doing better good on y'all parents
@@friend_. exactly
The dad sticking his tongue through his v shaped fingers was the funniest shot ever got me dead!!!💀☠️
Leviticus 18:22 KJV
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
😢😢
“In lingerie” 😂😂
Sounds like what my dad will say
Dad:36
Daughter:18
Son:20
Mom chilling in prison💀
😂
Me: “hey I’m going out, be back in a week”
My dad: “cool don’t come back the doors gonna be locked”
Yeah I thought he was joking too
“It should last 3 days so i’ll be back in a month”
at the earliest
"It's called the double standard Bobby, Don't knock it son we got the long end of the stick on this one" -Hank Hill
Yup
Which episode??
Lol
@@artificialinfographcis season 4 episode 2
I love king of the hill with a passion. But it’s true though 😂
Most dads don't give a shit about the sons. Only the daughters matters in their eyes. Wondering why we got so many angry adult men talking shit about their fathers out here and placing them in nursing homes.
Ain't that justified after how we get treated? 😂
true
that's because the trash single moms talk shit about the dad and cut him out of the kids' lives.
And daughters not talking to fathers, hiding things, sneaking out cause they have no freedom and not keeping any contact like sons-.
A son takes the problem to someone else's house, a Daughter brings the problem to your house 😂 😂
exactly i know how messed up it sounds but its true
Sounds like something I heard years ago. A 16 year old girl is your problem. A 16 year old by is some other fathers problem.
@@seanwilliams7655 yea it's like dogs and I know this will sound highly Insulting but it's true if you have 2 dogs 1 female and 1 male if your female dog gets pregnant well now you gotta deal with that but if your male dog gets some other guys female dog pregnant well it ain't your problem
@@seanwilliams7655 not really. Especially now with republicans making abortion illegal, if your underage son gets an underage girl pregnant, you’re responsible for making payments for the kid until he turns 18, and then it’s his responsibility until his child turns 18
@@kurtpunchesthings2411 idk what society you are living in, but you def have problems if your kid is running around knocking ppl up.
Dawg his facial expression’s 😂😂
Dad: raises daughter to be weary of shitty men.
Also Dad: Raises shitty men.
Raises shitty men because he parties for a while?
me thinks ive found the misandrist
The ciiiiiiircle of liiiife
spot on hahha
Duality of man
Wary*
Someone once said "The irony of being a father is that you work your hardest to protect your daughter from boys who act just like you did at their age."
"Have fun son ahhh" sent me wheezing😭😭
Dads really raise their sons to be the kid they don’t want their daughters to be with it’s so sad but funny to me 😭
No, those are usually raised by single moms
TRUE
Lol feminists be mad at this but... There are dangerous men so he is right but he likes the son more, they are breaking there brains at the response
@@Aryan_Pat31 dangerous men? More like raising dangerous sons...
@Octavio Nope. Most single moms are single by choice. Often kicking the father out of the picture or just getting knocked up with someone they're not committed to.
As someone with 3 sisters and an absent father I can say that there is a reason dads don’t let their daughters out late
Edit: For the comment on my dad, don’t worry about me, it happened and I moved past it.
More importantly is the backstory behind my comment. Long story short we lived near a bar and drunk old guys would hit on my sisters when they were walking the dog. It’s not “men suck” or “women are more vulnerable” but rather “alcoholism sucks”
I do like learning about the useful things that people who actually are using a logical argument say though, they are very interesting.
Yeah,because dad’s are generally more concerned about their daughter’s safety more than their sons,for obvious reasons lol
@@sneakslolll9264 women are more vulnerable
@@kennethfaried341 exactly
And we'll knows what dudes really wants from your daughter well not all dudes but just some specially if they want her st night time only
Wow sounds absolutely horrible, hope your doing well buddy bless you
I have 2 sons and 2 daughters, I taught them all to act like responsible adults. I have a soft spot for my daughters of course that is just because I am very protective and I taught my boys to be equally protective of their sisters.
"Peace out Boomer" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He’s Gen X dude.
All I got as a girl back in the days was: "Oh, yeah? Okay. Do you have money?"
Okay, what did you get as a boy???
@@XaneTenshi this is my experience being a girl. I meant to say it was different on my side even tho I'm a girl.
@@reginapriest5287 I know XD. I was messing with you because you said "as a girl". It's fine.
That's the good answer.i'm not going to give money to my daughter to go partying.
@@PanzerShrek94 it really depends on the kid. I had a classmate who's mom was super strict, she didn't give her money and she had to be home by 10pm. She had an abortion in 11th grade. And I was the kid with all the freedom, yet never did anything wild. So... 🤷♀️
I literally said the line with him "DO YOU...need any money?"
Dad is trying to protect his daughter from people like his son.
Dad’s trying to protect their daughters from the very kind of men they’re proud their sons are….
Exactly. Fucked up
My parents are like this 😱
Haven't seen fathers be proud of their sons being a drug dealer, womanizer, or immature young adult
@@0CaptainZer0 not that deep lol
U kidding so by that ur saying every guys is rapist or lier dads protect daughter from crazy maniacs
Is my dad the only kind of dad who didn't let neither me(son) or my sister out after midnight? He always said "Only trouble exists after midnight outside the house"
no me and my 2 year younger brother were never allowed to be out let alone go clubbing. They always said „only the worst of the worst do that.“
They're overprotective parents who don't get that you get exposed to the world unless you're literally locked up in the basement for your whole life, which isn't feasible because parents don't outlive their kids unless their kids are killed in war or something along those lines.
**Hispanic parents have joined the chat**
I mean he ain't wrong.
He's a wise man, and he wants your safety ❤
As A Dad The “Sweetie U Got Me Fucked Up” 😂💯💯 On Point 😂😂😂
He actually says: "you gotta be fucked up". Listen again and you'll hear it.
"When you have a son you worry about one guy.
When you have a daughter you worry about every guy."
"Have fun son" proceeds to let out the most realistic moan I've ever heard
This is exactly why my boyfriend and I are going to be fair with both our daughter and son and don't let them go anywhere at all.
Edit: So, some people didn't realize this was a joke and that's fine because sometimes I don't understand jokes either, but what really bothers me is that most of these people are defending my son about be sheltered but don't say anything about my daughter being sheltered.
Which furthers proves this double standard is both real and full of bs.
Edit 2: So, a lot of people ended up arguing why this double standard is "necessary" and others arguing why marriage is important. The marriage arguments don't bother me because I have nothing against marriage in general, I just don't agree that it's necessary for a healthy family and even argued how forced marriages have ruined lives.
As for everyone who thinks this standard is okay don't seem to realize that boys lives can ruined as much as girls can if they aren't educated or protected properly and the only reason I haven't stopped replying is because people seriously made the most asinine arguments that was so easy to debunk, I swear they were only aware of human behavior by watching Family Guy.
I feel bad for the sons
😅
If you manage to pull it off without them getting into any real trouble hats off to you. I was a good kid, but even I did some crazy stuff when I left home; it’s to be expected. Once they leave the nest everything they learned from you will be put into action. Good luck! 😃
@@desmondstanley4372 thanks but I kinda made this as a joke.
I was a sheltered kid and grew up with other sheltered kids, so I know the damage it does.
I'm not going to let them do what they want of course but I will have talks with them about why it's important to stay safe went going out.
@@naser3000x I feel bad for the daughters
”Peace out, boomer” is the best goodbye phrase to your dad 🤣
If you want your face to be on the side of your head I guess. Free face life with that uppercut.
Considering a boomer is between 65-75 years old. His dad of about 40 here is nowhere even close
Shelly if you’re reading this comment… you’re never too old for a spanking.
@@joshmuz9018 40 is the new boomer
This reminds me of the ridiculous double standard of how some dads want their son to get a girlfriend and have fun yet they don't want the same for their daughter...
They are raising their sons to be the exact men they fear their daughters are hanging around!
different standard dumbass
It's a double standard but it's just different with fathers when it comes to their daughter and son. They don't wanna have to think about some guy nailing their precious little girl. But if their son does the same thing then they have the "that's my boy" attitude.
I'm not saying it's not hypocritical cause it definitely is. But as a guy I understand it.
One reason I didn't have kids.
@@BB-rm3xi Why is their dad even thinking about his daughter having sex? Why should he care? You think this is helping your case but it’s really not. You’re just making men look like complete weirdos.
I have become a father of a beautiful daughter around 10 months ago
I would go above and beyond to protect her and to make sure she is always happy and healthy
She is the reason I open my eyes everyday and get out of my bed
At work..I literally count the minutes so I can see her face as fast as possible
God bless her
it’s so sweet. and your profile pic lmao. you were at my side all along
God Bless you and your family! I hope for nothing but the absolute best for you.
Were you suicidal before she came along or something?
Congrats!
@Nutsack nothing wrong with trying to make people happy regardless of age, but i see what you mean. Don’t do everything for her, but still support and help her out
"it lasts 3 days so I'll be back in a month, see ya"
"sounds good son" loool
Waaaaaait “you got plenty drugs son”
“Yeah”
Dad “role tide”
“Have fun son, uehhh” 😂 wtf was that 😂
the international sign for cunilingus? he did say he was going to a 3 day concert what else you gonna do overnight
@@snooks5607while i bet his daughter will call some dude overnight who will sneak through windows and gets to do with her what his son is doing with someone else's daughter 😂
The 'ah' at the end was just the perfect ending😂
Me: “Hey dad, I’m going to head out. Is that okay with you?”
My Dad: *Doesn’t exist*
This made me audibly laugh while on the shitter 💀
Those milk runs take a long time.
Anime pfp
This is literally the dad of one of my friends that I took to a concert. He was chill, but always super serious. The day I came to pick my friend up he was like “hey! I got a story for you -
Be safe, because one time, I went to a concert and we all took a bunch of acid, but it didn’t wear off quick enough. “
Long story short he told me how he was driving down interstate at 4 am with no other cars, with a c op behind him for about 40 miles. He suddenly recognized there was a cop behind him and pulled over immediately. Cop said he had had his lights on but after a while just turned them off. Cop told him to be careful, because sometimes people just “get road stare and blank out” and then wished him a safe drive.
Cop literately just gave up. They need to bring that same energy to SC😭
Cop just turned his lights off having a bruh moment
😂😂😂Awesome!!
Holy shit!
@@5limReaper YOU AIN’T LYING 🤣🤣
My dad was not trusting of my now husband but when I was dating my husband and we had broken up briefly I went out on a date with a childhood friend of the family and I came home almost 4am never questioned me about it just said “yeah you even took off your shoes to get in the house” and laughed, but when I got back with my husband he would tell me to come home by 9pm. My husband still gets annoyed whenever it’s brought up. 😂😂😂 Married and two kids later, my brother on the other hand still tells me my dress is too short. 😂
Disgusting.
Do you feel you wear really short dresses? How do you respond?
@@patriciachicco9763 so why he says it's too short?
I feel like dads are just more potective of they daughters, and they see themselves in they son so they think they'll be just fine but with the daughter it's a bit different
Its actually about the world being more unsafe for women. It shouldn't be. But dads are realists as opposed to idealists.
@@FactFusionU True
Most dads dont care about their sons safety but care about their daughters
@@narutospersona426 Men typically can fight for themselves
I mean, it's just common sense.
“ I already have like eight fiends hittin me up for Molly…I’m ah sell out the front door….peace out Boomer” 🤣
This is hilarious, the idea that my dad would have even considered the idea of giving me money.
You can hunt😭🤣💀
I know how it is, daughters get protection and concern for their well being while sons are recklessly allowed to do dangerous shit freely with no care or concern whatsoever... despicable, sons need to be treated better
And daughters need to have much more freedom.
And we have an agreement. 🤝
I'm glad you guys are teaching me so much I have four daughters I will take plenty of notes
Ahh yes a good father I wish u luck
LMAO
Wait your not taking this seriously right, don't plz lol
@@elfyourself4232 yes
@@elfyourself4232 why wouldn’t he?
(This is a joke for anyone who can’t tell. A bad one but girls are very capable of handling themselves and shouldn’t be looked down on)
I literally ask the same question to the “son “ when he stop him , lol.
As fucked as it is with kids in this generations often enough when it comes to children. Girls tend to not think about what their doing and willingly go into places where they may not realize it at the time but they’ll be assaulted and or mugged. Boys tend to walk in packs for some reason and plus they won’t get assaulted for simply having far more muscle mass and many more reasons. There is probably a scientific reason for this but I’m too lazy to look into the biology and psychology of it or better I could ask my own parents when I see them again.
The classic dad line, “you need any money.”
Yeah I remember when I was a teen my father would usually ask that and I usually say no dad I have extra money just keep it
So true, so long as I'm not doing any hard drugs or getting arrested my dad really doesn't care what I'm doing😂
"WAIT!"
*bends space and time*
He’s protecting his daughter because he knows how guys her age are.
He lets his son be because he knows guys his age are.
Not letting you daughter live her own live isn't protecting her. Teaching her about how men are and how to stay safe is protecting her. Same with the son, teach your daughters to be safe from men, but more importantly teach your sons that women should be safe around them.
@@CaptainDisappointing so you'd just let your daughter go to a late night event, at a time that is most optimal for stalkers, rapists kidnapers and other criminals targeting children? Talk about being irresponsible
@@CaptainDisappointing ok Karen
@@neelanshmishra7084 Ok incel
@@CaptainDisappointing h
"peace out boomer" got me 🤣
The ending always gets me! lol
I like when the son changes pose waiting for dad talk 😂
😂😂. The “do you need any money” is awesome !
"peace out boomer" had me 🤣🤣
It's the opposite for me since I was the youngest. My older sisters got to do whatever they wanted growing up, and when I got to their ages my mom would start getting extra protective whenever I wanted to do similar things
Its probably because u are the youngest and your parents already had a hell of time WORRYING and stressing whenever their 1st or 2nd child went into the world all day every day . Now to save themselves trouble they dont want their 3rd kid to go out much. Thats truth man
@@words007 yeah I get that. But I've also heard the opposite from other families, where they would be super protective of their first kids, and then over time would loosen the reigns for every other baby that got pumped out 😂😂😂
And this is why daughters learn to be sneakier than sons…
Sons don't need to be that sneaky coz they will not end up pregnant
Sons comming home middle of the night will have mom waiting for them. Dad won't hit his girl, but mom will hit her son...
Yeah, guys learn to sneak too
Edit: typo
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 nope, we don't
@@jamesu1540 if by 'we' you meant you and me, you are wrong. I have learned to sneak
Feel free to keep denying facts about the life of people you never met.
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 well it maybe that im naturally sneaky and the bar is therefore higher 😁 but being 1 of 4 sons and there being 1 girl out of 9 in the family in this generation none of them appear to be any more sneaky than anyone else. We are more protective of the girl though. 😁😁👍
The last 10 seconds are the funniest.
Daughter: hey mom I'm going to a concert it starts at 8:00 I won't be back till tomorrow
Best cool Mom: sure go ahead as long as you stick with your friends. promise me you'll be back?
Daughter: ok, I promise I'll be back. Your the best!😚❤️❤️
"Why doesn't my daughter talk to me anymore?"
if she can't understand why dad doesn’t want her to be outside midnight then she can go fk herself. woman shouldn’t be allowed to stay till midnight
My dad always has said “come here, *whispers so mom can’t hear.* do you need money or want money? Okay.. how much you want?”
Then my mom proceeds to say “she has a job she can pay for it”
Then his typical response have fun!
🥴🙄
The amount of times my mom asked me if I needed money and I said “nah I’m good I’m selling some things” and she knew exactly what I was doin.
The ah~ was so cute 😂
When u protect or educate a girl
You protect a nation
When it’s a man, it’s an individual 😅