Fellas, Defend Yourself... | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @fatalyki
    @fatalyki ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    the "she's just trying to get under your skin" I would've punched the dude LMAOOO 🤣

    • @bellaprincesa2452
      @bellaprincesa2452 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      No but fr I’m going to JAIL😂

    • @sedG38
      @sedG38 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @sedG38
      @sedG38 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @dqndicore
      @dqndicore ปีที่แล้ว

      I would’ve punched all of them with those shitty excuses 😭

    • @olegirloverthere8319
      @olegirloverthere8319 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Straight in the throat 😂😂

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    Calling her the love of your life while cheating on her is crazyy 💀

    • @tonihogan
      @tonihogan ปีที่แล้ว +137

      We need a "where is she now"...

    • @5lim.0
      @5lim.0 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Imagine she watches the pod and remembers this happening 😭

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Right? He's just a player. Remember that energy when you date the next guy. The charisma. The attitude. Then remember that those are red flags.

    • @Lorddream01
      @Lorddream01 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@eternalrage6548charisma is a red flag now? Chill out

    • @extra.ordimary
      @extra.ordimary ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eternalrage6548 that's exactly why i take notes lol these guys are giving up all the signs

  • @shana_sparrow8689
    @shana_sparrow8689 ปีที่แล้ว +3889

    Man says "Back in my cheating days" same way parents used to tell us how they had to traverse mountains to get to school😂

    • @jazisajoke8688
      @jazisajoke8688 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      🤣🤣this is too real

    • @AdamoLechita1337
      @AdamoLechita1337 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      FFAAAAAAXXXXXXX 😂😂😂

    • @lailaaaaahhhh
      @lailaaaaahhhh ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I ruined your 666 likes so sorry

    • @kimberly7496
      @kimberly7496 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FAMMMMM!!!!!!

    • @janayh2817
      @janayh2817 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Happened to my Mama. She spent the night with dude and said she found panties barely tucked under his bed. Homegirl did that on purpose because she sensed he was fooling around on her too. That was her way of letting my mama know “woman, whoever you are, he’s lying to both of us”. She confronted dude and left. She called me while he’s banging on her car window trying to apologize and I was like “Mom what the fuck???” For shits and gigs I’m 36 years old. TLDR the lies don’t stop 😂

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    “Because I’ve had this car.. where’s your underwear?” They have the ability to take and flip scenarios to the next level so easily 😂

    • @cindyo6298
      @cindyo6298 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was looking for this 🤣🤣

    • @wambuikimangara
      @wambuikimangara ปีที่แล้ว +11

      James james james! Player player player! Man’s got game for days!

  • @kammentator___
    @kammentator___ ปีที่แล้ว +323

    They went from saying they'd be stumped to making 5 minutes of top notch excuses and gaslighting 🤣🤣

  • @gigglypuff5135
    @gigglypuff5135 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    "Baby this ain't even my car" 😂

  • @Halalbeautie
    @Halalbeautie ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Literally had this happen. Mans said “I forgot to move them”. It was instantly over but I respect he didn’t even bother to lie.

    • @juliolleshi751
      @juliolleshi751 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      “… yeah it is exactly what it looks like.” 🤷‍♂️😂

  • @rorisangmaboa672
    @rorisangmaboa672 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    The role plays just come naturally with these guys😂😂

  • @nursedaley9751
    @nursedaley9751 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    "Just leave me like everyone else" most toxic response ever 😅😂

    • @velveteye74
      @velveteye74 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nikkimillionspring3667
      @nikkimillionspring3667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cassiopee26I’d say “you’ve cheated on me like all my cheating ex’s”

  • @Nonamenet99
    @Nonamenet99 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    I would have said I let my homeboy use my car for a date as you can see it went well 😂

    • @its_princeakeem
      @its_princeakeem ปีที่แล้ว +105

      This a good one ✍🏽

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah that's a good one 😂😂

    • @SundaySpeaks
      @SundaySpeaks ปีที่แล้ว

      And that is why we don’t like y’all homeboys😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well done, rational...hope you have someone to back you up that you were home without the car...😅

    • @hieisoulpunisher
      @hieisoulpunisher ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This wins

  • @MrsJoeyPinkPants
    @MrsJoeyPinkPants ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I actually hate how easily you fit yourselves into every damn scenario. 😂😂
    "Bite her lip..."
    "Tch, get in and bend over man..."
    😂😂😂

  • @mermaidmoongoddess
    @mermaidmoongoddess ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “leave me like everyone else does” the way im turning into viola davis grabbing her bag and leaving

  • @macqueidamorgan2386
    @macqueidamorgan2386 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    "You're not tired of this toxic game you keep playing?" the best one yet, give that guy the title...it's over!

  • @doublecommenter5161
    @doublecommenter5161 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Baby, did you not hear about that tornado that ripped through Victoria's Secret? And the worst part is that I left my windows down.

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's a good one 😂😂😂

    • @darhkz3900
      @darhkz3900 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      These are Calvin Kleins 😑

  • @Sara_ennit
    @Sara_ennit ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Guys will forever gaslight 💀

    • @Cloudcity20
      @Cloudcity20 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      men and woman do that lol

  • @Njfnst2
    @Njfnst2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    We went from a whole gaslighting scenerio to a story about cheating on "the love of his life"....who hurt you🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

  • @75Shannie
    @75Shannie ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Bend over!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭That’s shit had me cackling. Y’all are sick😂

  • @marnaemaldonado4921
    @marnaemaldonado4921 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Lmmfao 😂😂😂😂 the level of toxic as gaslighting reached by James and Fuhad keeps me from drooling over them but loving them as my besties 😂😂😂

  • @touchtherapy4kidz
    @touchtherapy4kidz ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I have a feeling Fuhad and James have had to deal with random panties on multiple occasions 😂😂

  • @madam.reefer
    @madam.reefer ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!! YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!”😂😂😂😂

  • @misssosweet513
    @misssosweet513 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No one thought to say “I let my friend borrow my car” 😭

  • @lynpendlebury2804
    @lynpendlebury2804 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Thank goodness when I clicked before it said the video had been removed. Luckily, it came back again. You all really cheer me up 😂 😅😂

  • @Icccecolddd
    @Icccecolddd ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Just leave me likes everybody else" lmaooooooo!!!!!!! Classic move.

  • @DRYang-vs9oi
    @DRYang-vs9oi ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I swear these guys would be able to gas light everyone and anyone with these elaborate scenarios they go through here 😂
    They would have people second guessing all their life choose I swear 😂😭🤣

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Now James, how is she the love of your life and you out here cheating on her??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Men and their logic

    • @pacisco5151
      @pacisco5151 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My dear it doesn't have anything to do with that... I literally had sex with my besto 4days back (a girl who will be married next week), but the first thing she told me after dressing back, was: "my man doesn't deserve this" ... Mind you she is the one who literally pushed for it, she even paid for the hotel.
      Lesson: sex and love are 2 different things.

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 ปีที่แล้ว

      Men cheat for women. I love her so much that I want to take things off her plate because she does so much for me.

    • @MARWAlee2
      @MARWAlee2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@pacisco5151I am dying😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SunHazel92
      @SunHazel92 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@pacisco5151not u defending it still 😭😭

    • @pacisco5151
      @pacisco5151 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SunHazel92 You see this friend of mine, I know her man is the love of her life, but because of horn n wareva she still had sex, and it doesn't mean that she stopped loving her man. And I will be honest with u, it also hurt me after her saying that

  • @SoloStudioss
    @SoloStudioss ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “It wasn’t me”😂💀

    • @_Tree_of_Life_
      @_Tree_of_Life_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honey came in and she caught me red handed, freaking with the girl next door...

  • @newrecruit100
    @newrecruit100 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Call your cousin on the phone and yell at her “what the fuck did you do in my car”?

  • @merchdahuskie7230
    @merchdahuskie7230 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As an American, I now say "Literally" in James voice 😂

    • @kailester4807
      @kailester4807 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I do it too. It’s the only word I can authentically imitate

    • @keiamonet
      @keiamonet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Lit-TroLly” 😂

  • @LandriBeau
    @LandriBeau ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Back in my cheating days” 😂

  • @AjNerd
    @AjNerd ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Back in my cheating days” has finished me

  • @edgardorivera6578
    @edgardorivera6578 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The fuck you mean?? Don't you remember last night!?"

  • @AYEwhatido
    @AYEwhatido ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh when these men COMMIT!! Like they for real go all in 😂😂😂

  • @nathanb7733
    @nathanb7733 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tell her you had to do laundry at the mat. Must have got stuck on the comforter 😂

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @kuimwaura1
    @kuimwaura1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    😂😂 hilarious..love all your videos..much ❤from Kenya 🇰🇪

  • @skeetgangmusic462
    @skeetgangmusic462 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The “I think we should take this time apart while you figure out if you want this or not” took the cake

  • @un_Definedza
    @un_Definedza ปีที่แล้ว +50

    For some reason, I always thought Patreon episodes were shot in a different location.
    😂😂😂The off ramp these mandem do is crazy.

  • @eviltacos3200
    @eviltacos3200 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "oh come on!! i let my bro drive it one day, and that's what he left in? disgusting, let me call him rn!!"

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless your bro is Ellis 😅 then you're not safe g

  • @darhkz3900
    @darhkz3900 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I picked up a group of drunk girls when ubering 2 nights ago. One of them must’ve left them there. So annoying, I’ve even deleted the app now”
    - You such a liar, when did you start driving for Uber??
    “I told you I was gonna try it for a week to make a little extra 💰. See you never listening when I tell you stuff. I was gonna surprise you with that thing you wanted but forget it now”
    - what thing?? The Beyoncé tickets?!
    “Yes! The Bey tickets, but forget it”

  • @jackielopez3019
    @jackielopez3019 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When James said whoah whoah and pretended to trip!! That part had me rolling!! 🤣

  • @Susurro
    @Susurro ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think I occasionally watch your channel just teach myself how to recognize toxic men.
    I'm telling my radar: "if he reminds you of Fuhad or James, the answer is no."

  • @isaidadiaz188
    @isaidadiaz188 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "She's getting knocked out on the daily..."😂😂😂

  • @CamilleJCornish
    @CamilleJCornish ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love that james laughs like this emoji ➡️🙈🙈

  • @jadapsmith7
    @jadapsmith7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m pissed that you spinning this had me smiling dawg 😩

  • @littlebrowngirl4
    @littlebrowngirl4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm just trying to come home and make you dinner.."...now I KNOW you're lying to me James!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    James, did you say… “what colour is that - nude.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gisellemitchell8620
    @gisellemitchell8620 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes!!!! My favorite people I’ve been waiting for this ❤❤

  • @the.dialogue41
    @the.dialogue41 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:50 I swear, she’ll go from fuming red, to pale white again, to pinkish red, then just straight up hot red💐🔥🤌🏾🥶👊🏾

  • @tiannagittens
    @tiannagittens ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You guys are f*cking hillarious! I came here from tik tok and have been addicted ever since. Please don’t ever stop 😂

  • @kinggagoatt6269
    @kinggagoatt6269 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I PROMISE YOU RIGHT NOW that lie you guys both just came up with would worrrkkkkkk, James & Fuhad had to be serial cheats back then I just know it I’m onto you man🤣😂😂😂

  • @arabellaarriola9427
    @arabellaarriola9427 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that they think that will make her forget lmbo😂😂😂

  • @warishine6276
    @warishine6276 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had the "LOML"coming over???
    Thats crazy,even for James😂

  • @dexxtersa7537
    @dexxtersa7537 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These niggas got game , respect 🤣🤞🏾

  • @bellomohammeddamilare3318
    @bellomohammeddamilare3318 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lol, you guys didn’t read the best one, man said “I will call a friend, and start shouting and vexing like why would you do that, then put it on speaker”, as long as your friend will play along, this should work

  • @hannahcox6349
    @hannahcox6349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Landry excuse actually happened to me and my brother. He called me panicked and everything while they were in the car together 😅
    Though the clothing wasn't underwear

  • @mimikotorman7546
    @mimikotorman7546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ladies stay safe cause thisss💀💀💀💀

  • @nicolewimbley8653
    @nicolewimbley8653 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The “Cap” is real with these stories!😂😂😂

  • @wtfKwaku
    @wtfKwaku ปีที่แล้ว +8

    lmao this reminds me of that episode where the guy had the xl panties to wear but his girl thought he was cheating 😂😂

  • @basetsanamakwela9411
    @basetsanamakwela9411 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Is James living in some fantasy world or all these things he usually talks about really happened?😅😅

  • @dadagecha1311
    @dadagecha1311 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Won't lie, James had me for a minute there, he's too good at gaslighting BANA!

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You man are about to hit 2M before end of year 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @carolm1800
    @carolm1800 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fresh sheets don't remove the other woman's spirit in the room. We can tell if there was someone else in the house. Infact some of us women dream about the things men do before they happen.

    • @shayshay7495
      @shayshay7495 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Women have been saying & proving this for years and they still don’t believe in women’s intuition 😂

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@shayshay7495women's insecurities

    • @anubis8918
      @anubis8918 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because its nonsense

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s why they try hard to gaslight women from childhood forward. They want us to doubt ourselves

    • @MaryPoppins.333
      @MaryPoppins.333 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anubis8918you’re just scared

  • @LaureezyF
    @LaureezyF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These two are like master gaslighters, Jesus😂😂😂

  • @jd7457
    @jd7457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d be like “Sorry babes that’s mine”

  • @zilu_n7158
    @zilu_n7158 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m cackling 😭😂😂💀 at “I’ve had this car, where’s your underwear???”😂😂😭😭

  • @straightouttazambia2835
    @straightouttazambia2835 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In that situation, I'm calling my day one and I'm saying "Bro I thought we agreed that if I lend you the car again you can't be smashing chicks in the car. Like if you need the extra money to secure a venue just ask and send you some cash. Now my girl is finding some random girls panties in my car and it's just not a good look bro"

  • @delanofoster407
    @delanofoster407 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Drake fan Veronica Correia - hired by Playboy” it’s on the net

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is she Brazilian? 👀👀👀

    • @delanofoster407
      @delanofoster407 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miriam2837 think so she does seem to have a Latina look😅

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Name is too obvious, Brazilian are 🔥🔥😊😏

  • @delenaz.4265
    @delenaz.4265 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:22 James you always get me together with these stories and lies 😭🤣

  • @leannepassig7033
    @leannepassig7033 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah that second to the last one would have gotten that man beat for that type of gaslighting

  • @geegeeBk
    @geegeeBk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd have said, "My buddy Mike borrowed my car a few days ago."

  • @robbingcars9140
    @robbingcars9140 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Back in my cheating days” like a guy talking about drinking and partying in college

  • @ridhwwan
    @ridhwwan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James doesn't gaslight, he is the spark and boom 💥the Methane King 😭.

  • @tgirl2417
    @tgirl2417 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    James knowwwws his haircut is nice 😭

  • @Snowboarding2020
    @Snowboarding2020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tell her its her best friend's. That way she'll have no one to go to vent

  • @dinamenechongolola3358
    @dinamenechongolola3358 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I've beeeeeen having this car, where is YOUR underwear?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @chercher304
    @chercher304 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The gaslighting in this could illuminate a cane field!!

  • @tkbreezy21
    @tkbreezy21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Id just call one of the mandem "i cant believe i let u borrow my car for some cheeks", he knows the deal and will 'apolagise', i now owe him one

  • @jntwo5244
    @jntwo5244 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I let my sister borrow my car and the rest is history, I guess?"

  • @jevaunclarke5952
    @jevaunclarke5952 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Leant my cousin the whip and he took it to the club

  • @nishaali6604
    @nishaali6604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James u kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. mad love from 🇹🇹

  • @JimiliaTv
    @JimiliaTv ปีที่แล้ว

    They way y'all spunnnn it y'all need to stooop frr😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sarainieves8018
    @sarainieves8018 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The laundry one was the most believable.... But the sister would have to back him up because I'm definitely asking her!!

  • @shamoregraham4492
    @shamoregraham4492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely appreciate these videos and I liked it only to see that I made it change to the 3,6k. I never felt apart of smtn bigger before lol keep going

  • @bxbyerxca7981
    @bxbyerxca7981 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE ITHER 25 IS CRAZY JAMES

  • @duchess7174
    @duchess7174 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm fighting! I'm fighting all of em! 😂😂😂 -Active Aries

  • @Demarcus144
    @Demarcus144 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Real fans know this was a re upload

    • @ilhaamfoster4617
      @ilhaamfoster4617 ปีที่แล้ว

      From when?

    • @magotheguy173
      @magotheguy173 ปีที่แล้ว

      How old is this? They both seem out of it

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly thought someone fucked up and we got an extra

  • @lilistaylit
    @lilistaylit ปีที่แล้ว

    My man's borrowed my whip.

  • @gixiemollo6249
    @gixiemollo6249 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I f**kn love you guys

  • @mstrowder
    @mstrowder ปีที่แล้ว

    There is no defense😂 Guilty as charged 🤣🤣🤣

  • @refisings4425
    @refisings4425 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all actually ain’t Shit for how effortlessly the banter happened between y’all 😂

  • @Anon-568
    @Anon-568 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I needed this video had a sad Bday and just laughed to piece's watching these guys.

  • @MikeNMash
    @MikeNMash ปีที่แล้ว

    Them man got gas cookers 😂😂

  • @oratengbooysen5710
    @oratengbooysen5710 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love y’all ❤

  • @marcelnorman924
    @marcelnorman924 ปีที่แล้ว

    they are TOO smooth with this LOL

  • @oversol5469
    @oversol5469 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's just a prank, hidden cameras and everything 😂

  • @harveyXharvey
    @harveyXharvey ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I've always been curious about how it feels to wear them"

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂👀👀👀

  • @kayliy1
    @kayliy1 ปีที่แล้ว

    James ALWAYS has a fucking story I'm crying

  • @donelljones4155
    @donelljones4155 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm dealing with it everyday, I'm bobbing and weaving lmao 🤣

  • @brucew5419
    @brucew5419 ปีที่แล้ว

    James “Back in my cheating days “ like it story time 😂😂

  • @cbcpd2035
    @cbcpd2035 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just had my car serviced.
    I used dem to clean the windows.
    I used dem to check the oil.
    They're yours from our first date (when you were slimmer).

  • @eleanoravaskain
    @eleanoravaskain ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i clicked it so fast i didn’t even have the option to like it 😂 had to leave out and come back to 2.6k like 😂