14:10 The funniest part about this is that you can actually see the board that Wumbo had... and he was targeting you in this moment. You got KO'd by Wumbo.
so I did a comparison and apparently both you and Wumbo covered each other's boards Wumbo covered yours with his hand cam You covered Wumbo's with the chat … how
On my *First* game of Tetris 99, I somehow got 7th, and I had the hope of "Maybe this is a game that I'm _actually_ good at!" ...I can't even get 90th place now. EDIT: Forgot to mention this in the original comment, but as _soon_ as #8 lost, *all* *6* *other* *players* *targeted* *me* *at* *once* *and* *overfilled* *my* *sidebar*
This was the first Failboat video I ever watched and I remember being hooked the second I watched it. I return to this every few weeks just to remind myself of what brought me to this beautiful man, thank you Dan 🥺
1:23 this is why I never want to be popular, I would never be able to survive an online game cuz people would be like *"I M U S T K I L L G O D"* even tho I'm just a normal dude who's trying to have fun
3 years late, but from what I understand you either stack the blocks so that you have only a central lane where to drop lines and get a Tetris (which nets you more points) or two adjacent lanes because every piece can be rotated to be two squares wide, and so you can constantly drop pieces and get combos like crazy
No mind to think No distractions to make mistakes No nerves to screw up No conscious to give mercy Born of Tetris and Hopelessness You are the winner You are the Wumbo
Origin of "boring, bye": A TH-camr by the name of Oli Brotherhood, who goes by "MumboJumbo" or "Mumbo" on youtube, plays Minecraft. After streaming every Monday night for a while, he stopped streaming. Until recently. On his first stream this year, he talked about how he used to stream, and part of the reason was he thought he wasn't good and got discouraged by the live chat. One such message was, "Boring, bye." The stream he was currently making then exploded with the phrase, and it has continued to take over his channels, and apparently others, since. Edit: I saw the dog.
The game from Wumbo's perspective featuring the result at the end of this video is the 350+ wins one at around 48 mins. th-cam.com/video/3uvfPrZ7GTc/w-d-xo.htmlm9s Edit: After some comparison study, it appears that Wumbo's game is covered by the chat and is the bottom left of the right group of players.
Me:calls the cops Cops:TETRIS99 YOU ARE UNDER AREST FOR crushing people’s hopes and dreams TETRIS99:but I’m just doing my job sir My mind:this game is for punishing people so someone PLEASE tell me WHAT THE HECK THIS GAME IS!?!?
8:43 Hmm puyo puyo tetris 99?? Well then... imagine if someone played with me lol They would hear this over and over: *_HI THERE_* *_DOUBLE MISCHIEF_* *_HEY_* *_THAT HURTS_* *_IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JAY/ELLE_*
@@mr.goodsir3410 Honest, I have to agree. I'm so use to Puyo Puyo Tetris, where I could move the blocks to either side of the screen with the left stick, then hard drop with the plus pad.
@@SoulHero7 That explains the Shaggy vs Bikers scene or shaggy in the bike race and cave. Note that he was only hypnotised, so hes had these skills for his whole life.
![[Tetris 99] 51 KO game](/img/n.gif)
Someone:(Tries to have fun in Tetris 99)
Tetris 99 Players: *We don’t do that here*
Alternative proposal
Me: *Misdrops once in Tetris 99*
Tetris 99: I'm about to end this man's whole career
I propose to you the old motto of Dwarf Fortress
Losing is Fun
@@eddiemate nice meme
imagine that someone is wumbo
moom
I have never before, heard a person angrily yell the word... *"nifty"...*
You, my good man... are a visionary...
9:19
Like Shulk!
xDDDD
He nearly said the N-word...
(i used to replace hard r with nifty, newton, and i forgot what else)
3:52 Failboat: “You ever wonder what’s going on inside their head?
Also Failboat: [PAIN]
AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHH!
14:10 The funniest part about this is that you can actually see the board that Wumbo had... and he was targeting you in this moment.
You got KO'd by Wumbo.
That's fine with me
I Wumbo, you Wombo, he/she/me Wombo.
- Patrick Star
I can't see anything. It's covered by both the chat and the little chip that let's you know you're targeting him.
Getting ko'd by Wumbo is not something to be proud of. If he's getting ko'd by Amemiya or Doremy on the other hand...
Kos 291 Wumbo won against doremy tho-
Failboat: *has hope*
Tetris 99: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Smh👍👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻
lol
Brother
never have hope
Welp........ Will determination help?
Failboat: AAAAAA STOP TARGETING ME
also failboat: not on target attackers
if you’re being attacked, move your attack thing. maybe you just targeted someone on target attackers
You know you’re good at Tetris when you get 99th place
Oki
well, it is called tetris 99
you can't actually i hard-dropped all of my blocks in 1 place. got 98th and in 99th was a -
Edit: I did it
No your not good at the game it mean you're god
That's the name of the game baby B)
"The B button wouldn't B!
And the A button wouldn't
UggGgGGgghhHhHHHHh"
Well, looks like I found my Senior quote lol.
mine is frome spider man into the sipderverse:
step 3: i re-examine my personal biases
420 likes, _niiice_
When everyone was targeting him...
_I FELT THAT_
Jareberry Pie has a great joke about pretending the people you're targeting are the people who were mean to you in high school 😂
well its a good this that 6 ppl target him cause of the bonus damage u get when ppl target you
Me trying to learn clutch: ATTACK ME
_Help_ *me* -because-
Honestly at this point (yknow, a year later) I'd consider that a blessing because you just do some singles and boom, everyone's dead
"They call me wumbo... cause I always win... except for when I don't."
*Fighting Wumbo*
*surprised pikachu face*
WIMBO HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHA
Wumbo, the embodiment of sore loser.
Kos 291 yeah lol
13:26 and HolyBadMan too! How did he manage to encounter both?
so
I did a comparison
and apparently both you and Wumbo covered each other's boards
Wumbo covered yours with his hand cam
You covered Wumbo's with the chat
…
how
What even-
What video?
Irony
th-cam.com/video/3uvfPrZ7GTc/w-d-xo.html
Took a little time, but I found it. It’s been 1 year and Wumbo has posted a LOT.
54:12
What... are Wumbo and mumbo related somehow, In an alternate timeline?
"Not even school has seen this much focus from me."
This is sadly so true for most
Tiny Slimer i hate school
@@richardbullick7827 hot take
Tetris brings out the 90% of brain power that you aren't using.
6:15
Tetris gods: oh look this mortal is have fun
6:17
Tetris : *kicks in door* NOT IN MY HOUSE
99 likes, how ironic!
LOL
th-cam.com/video/Alw5hs0chj0/w-d-xo.html
292 likes
"Don't hope"
danganronpa fandom: man what a despair
Junko's fav game
Blueberry Delight OH GOD I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN AND I HATE IT
Blueberry Delight Still not as bad as the Despair Arc one... HOO BOY
@@blessedstellaronhunter "GO TO SLEEP"
puhuhuhuhu. YAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: has 00.01% of hope. Tetris 99: *laughs in killer blocks*
Nice pfp
Thanks for feeding me at 3:23 your grandma was polite and the meal was harty
Did you make this account for this joke
Cuz it was worth it
...Did.... Did you either change your username and picture or even make an entire new account for this joke? Thank you
You are a legend
Absolutely amazing omg XD
*Dedication 100*
The failure sound effects are on point. Made me chuckle every time.
Hey! It's in the name. FAILboat
That Whomp though.
*URG!*
😂
(E R R O R)
Failboat: *Misplaces*
Everybody else: I'm about to end this man's whole career
And that’s the story of how failboat went from a Tetris beginner to a Tetris try hard in a single stream
*THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS*
14:13 the timing on the 10 players remaining noise. couldnt be better
Especially when you're up against the tetris 99 god
omfg, the dog was so cute i just can't even
When you are about to win a game but then God says "Wumbo"
Chris Blevins
*oh no*
On my *First* game of Tetris 99, I somehow got 7th, and I had the hope of "Maybe this is a game that I'm _actually_ good at!"
...I can't even get 90th place now.
EDIT: Forgot to mention this in the original comment, but as _soon_ as #8 lost,
*all* *6* *other* *players* *targeted* *me* *at* *once* *and* *overfilled* *my* *sidebar*
Pokebolt 360 :/
On my first game of tetris 99
tetris gave to me:
1 block screw up
2 people targeting me
3 losses in a mother fucking row!
Ugandan Raven you actually lose in 20 rows, because it's 10*20
I once got 1st place
Can't do it again
I got 11th in my third game and I can't even get to top 50 now
Me: Gets a badge
Everyone: I'll take that!
Failboat: *having fun*
Every one: attack him!!
GET 'IM! That's not allowed in this land!
More like “Wumbo”
14:53. Failboat: wumbo!!!! We were literally fighting wumbo!!!!!
Announcer: Ohh!! And wumbo wins again!!!!
(Wild applause)
You should see when Doremy curb stomped Wumbo so bad he stop talking about that stream
15:00
Wumbo: exists
Failboat: *W H A T*
Failboat: oh no, why did I have hope!?
Junko Enoshima: EMBRACE DESPAIR!!!
Tetris 99 is the superior battle Royale.
Don't disrespect Musical Chairs like that ever again
Random person sorry, but I didn’t. Musical chairs is in a special category all of its own.
Don’t disrespect club penguin snowball fighting like that again
The best battle royalr
Yes!!
This was the first Failboat video I ever watched and I remember being hooked the second I watched it. I return to this every few weeks just to remind myself of what brought me to this beautiful man, thank you Dan 🥺
1:23 this is why I never want to be popular, I would never be able to survive an online game cuz people would be like *"I M U S T K I L L G O D"* even tho I'm just a normal dude who's trying to have fun
No it's not about seeing youtubers as gods, it's to get free clout
This happens to normal people too, this time it's just recorded for you to see lol
I love that juxtaposition
how would they even tell its failboat? i don't think he's being targeted because of his popularity
@@blackcat2333 yeah, it's impossible to tell who you're playing against until it's over
Someone who plays Tetris professionally: *stacks all the
blocks to one side*
Me, who has no idea what he's doing: ?????
gotta get dem combos
they do that to set up to just drop blocks down the middle and get combos
3 years late, but from what I understand you either stack the blocks so that you have only a central lane where to drop lines and get a Tetris (which nets you more points) or two adjacent lanes because every piece can be rotated to be two squares wide, and so you can constantly drop pieces and get combos like crazy
“Please hault your assault” is probably the best thing I have heard all week
the thumbnail hurts me deeply
Top 10 sad anime moments
I’m not liking this comment at 69
Wumbo & Every Pro Tetris Player: OOF
Oh looks like he made a mistake
*SEND THE HOUNDS*
Oh look he's having fun
*S E N D T H E H O U N D S*
@@deoce Oh look, he started playing tetris 99
*S E N D T H E H O U N D S*
oh looke he's
*SEND THE HOUNDS*
oh look a dog at the end of the video
*S E N D T H E H O U N D S*
Oh look he went out of the game
SEND THE HOUNDS
7:51 Never have I heard someone blaming his controller more creatively.
8:36
When you accuse Tetris players of committing a war crime
(Insert meme)
MarioFan587
Wow 2 Puyo Puyo profile pictures in a single day
Meme:Modern problems require modern solutions
I read that right as that plays
“S-Block”
*zooms in on a z-block*
there is no z block its still an s block
@@squibble311 s and z are different blocks, they're red and green lol
Green=S
Red=Z
@@RatbagTheCoward just to help be more specific
Failboat: Joins game
Everyone: *YoU ChAlLeNgEiNg ME?!?!?*
Klug
@@darkkirby1629 klug is god
That Tetris block in the thumbnail is slamming down so hard it could crush dreams.
*Hopes and Dreams
Yeah
Nah the dreams can just take cover in that *MISDROP HOLE*
bold of u to assume it hasn’t already
alter - owl I am feeling slightly bold today.
"We're gonna do good."
[car horn]
"Umm"
[Thwomp urg]
"Oh no."
[Windows is not responding]
"oh no no."
I was literally crying laughing b/c of the timing of those sounds.
4:10 - 4:25 literally made me cry cause it's so relatable 😂😂😂
*Death waits for the slighest lapse in concentration*
this thumbnail is really sad :(
*TRIGGERED*
not sad painful
you'll get used to it.
It is sorry fail boat
Failboat: Everyone would say there own anime thing.
Miitopia: *CHUG*
This proves that the games wants to force players to hoard their money and not want them to donate money to charity
cheesyseal4321 Anon what?
The stream’s title was if we win we donate $99 to charity
You know you're having a bad game when you set it to "KOs" and you start attacking yourself.
"Please halt your assault!" - failboat 2019
No mind to think
No distractions to make mistakes
No nerves to screw up
No conscious to give mercy
Born of Tetris and Hopelessness
You are the winner
You are the Wumbo
ASquared
Wumbology
The study of wumbo
And please tell me this is a hollow knight reference
@@creditsunknown7974 I'm thinking the same thing too!
Do not hope
No cost too great
🎵 I saw the dog, it opened up my eyes I saw the dog. 🎵
SEND THE HOUNDS
"Ace of Bass" FTW
I got the 99th like
Hope: exists Tetris 99: We don't do that around here.
Don’t hope!
The game won’t let you win.
You can not win.
The cycle is endless and shall not stop!
Aaand this comment made me lose The Game
Level 1 Fortnite
Level 35 Apex Legends
*LEVEL 100 TETRIS 99*
That's how gaming Mafia works.
actually, tetris 99 is level 99
WIIU WIIU DEAD MEME ALERT
No 99+1=100
level 1000 M U S I C A L C H A I R S
3:49 Ya ever look at someone, angrily looking at a computer and just wonder, "What is going on inside his head?"
**gasp** AAAAAAAAAAUUU-
Origin of "boring, bye": A TH-camr by the name of Oli Brotherhood, who goes by "MumboJumbo" or "Mumbo" on youtube, plays Minecraft. After streaming every Monday night for a while, he stopped streaming. Until recently. On his first stream this year, he talked about how he used to stream, and part of the reason was he thought he wasn't good and got discouraged by the live chat. One such message was, "Boring, bye." The stream he was currently making then exploded with the phrase, and it has continued to take over his channels, and apparently others, since.
Edit: I saw the dog.
How can you have such epic commentary in a tetris game?
It's Failboat, he can make an epic commentary out of pretty much everything.
Remember that Super Mario Cereal video Failboat did?
Pancakes how can you not
11:46 someone make a “where all gamers song”
This video should be called:
Man looses his sanity over game in less than 16 minutes.
but the youtube video is sixteen minutes. the actual stream was longer
Welp, now this comment has 69 likes (though even more likes soon just to ruin the fact).
man loses his sanity over blocky battle royale in 16 minutes flat
*Puyo Tetris 99 sounds like hell*
then again 20 japanese sig's doesnt seem too bad-
竜神の剣を喰らえ！
_tetris 99 will stab your lifespan if you misdrop_
Wumbo: "I CAN SEE IT"
*SyMEteRy StrIkE*
Is that Kirby I hear?
If you ever have hope, you're going to take the L block.
I get it lol
People say we need Apex Legends for switch, but why? We have the best battle royale already on switch.
Are you kidding me apex is so good and hase to be on switch
@@coollol2 it's aaaaaaa jookkkkeeeee
@@coollol2 woooooosh 🙄
Fortnite is getting old
@@skullthememegamer928 hes not talking about fortnite, he's talking about tetris 99.
Only real gamers will have seen the Minecraft wolf
Excuse me? Um, it's a *dog.*
@@vision4860 Tis a wolf til it's a dog
After 4 score and 13 bone, that is
- Abraham Lincoln
Did you guys mean the dog
It's a wolf before doggo
is a dog boi
HE MISDROPPED!
*EVISCERATE HIM!*
"Why do I have no badges?!"
Fail failed at being a Poke'mon Trainer.
Failboat: Don't have hope for even a second!
Danganronpa protagonists: *[Triggered]*
*Insert "I Saw The Dog" Comment Here*
*plays minecraft sweden 3*
*"I Saw The Dog"*
I saw the dog
What dog?
Doggo needs more love!
*Where we droppin to make a Tetris, bois?*
this meme is dead god help us terminate fortnite memes
But its original at the same time
Where we miss-dropping bois?
"Whoopsie, looks like he made a mistake...
S E N D T H E H O U N D S !"
f i r e t h e c a n n o n s
99 Heart attacks happened from that thumbnail
The game from Wumbo's perspective featuring the result at the end of this video is the 350+ wins one at around 48 mins.
th-cam.com/video/3uvfPrZ7GTc/w-d-xo.htmlm9s
Edit: After some comparison study, it appears that Wumbo's game is covered by the chat and is the bottom left of the right group of players.
Dan: OK! Who am I fighting!??
Dan: **dies*
Me: haha to answer your question...
Nobody
Tetris 99 gave me blood pressure issues
top ten be like _anxiety.mp4_
Me:calls the cops
Cops:TETRIS99 YOU ARE UNDER AREST FOR crushing people’s hopes and dreams
TETRIS99:but I’m just doing my job sir
My mind:this game is for punishing people so someone PLEASE tell me WHAT THE HECK THIS GAME IS!?!?
Hope everyone is doing good
"failboat" staying true to that name lmao. btw this was fun so i subbed
5:50
me:*screaming "t-spin triple"*
failboat:*places S block*
PurpleStar in fairness the S block was for drops away, and it’s kind of hard to plan out t spin When the game is going so fast
"Dont hope!"
*Danganranpa F4il, No hope..*
*distressed Nagito noises*
If Fail is the protag, then where's his ahoge
@@meowlizzzard obviously it's the mast with a giant logo on the flag
@@thefatcowv2.043 sounds about right
deezpair time
The only person relaxed enough to sing when hes second
This is the only game where you can be that stressed and sing
Pretty sure he was singing out of pure stress and that makes it hilarious.
Failboat: "Don't have hope"
*JUNKO ENOSHIMA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Failboat just created a top 10 anime depressing moments with that thumbnail.
Despite everything at least I saw a cute dog. c:
8:43
Hmm puyo puyo tetris 99??
Well then... imagine if someone played with me lol
They would hear this over and over:
*_HI THERE_*
*_DOUBLE MISCHIEF_*
*_HEY_*
*_THAT HURTS_*
*_IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JAY/ELLE_*
*SOLVED IT*
The only battle royale my laptop can handle.
Except is only for Nintendo Switch
@@function_514 NOOOO!!!!!!!
Fernando Soto I think that was the joke
Puyo Puyo Tetris 99
Now with extra voice clips
th-cam.com/video/xcwf2asrSW8/w-d-xo.html
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@@akesan2374 Dear god, no...
Trust me,it's worse with Japanese Alt Voice Sig.
Man, has it really been two years? This is one of my favorite videos of yours!
98% of comments: actual comments
1% of comments: omg wumbo
The other 1%: cool doggo my dude
Just your average fan I saw the dog
Tetris but without Puyo Puyo and the blocks kick Failboat and make him experience despair.
Failboat is literally my spirit animal. 😂😂😂
That thumbnail physically hurts me...
Is _everybody except for me _*_A MASTER AT THIS GAME_*
Nawh. Even I suck at Tetris. Haven't played this version yet, but trust me. I would fail miserably. :'D
The controls are so weird to me. From playing online, the up arrow is how I change, so sometimes I press up on habit to change and it hard drops
@@mr.goodsir3410 Honest, I have to agree. I'm so use to Puyo Puyo Tetris, where I could move the blocks to either side of the screen with the left stick, then hard drop with the plus pad.
Nobody:
Tetris 99: d e s p a i r
dis pear
But like is anyone going to comment how DANIEL IS ACTUALLY A GOOD SINGER.
Ya alot of people who dont normally sing are great at it
Intense situations bring out skills people didn't know they were capable of.
@@SoulHero7 That explains the Shaggy vs Bikers scene or shaggy in the bike race and cave. Note that he was only hypnotised, so hes had these skills for his whole life.
I hate singing... I always get nervous. That’s why I don’t... even though everyone says I’m good. I’m not good at it.
uh failboat I just got recommended one of your videos from like six years ago
that one Minecraft mod showcase
mutant mobs
doge meme shhhhhhhhh. We don’t talk about that
doge meme I got dat too
doge meme bro same
Failboat: IF YOU HAVE HOPE FOR A FRACTION OF A SENCOND THE GAME WILL KILL YOU
(has hope)
Game: whelp time to kill fail
ill have you know this is my favourite video, but idk if thats a compliment or not
that comeback to 22nd place instills hope in me that anything is possible if you believe in yourself and are frantic enough
9:59 I've never heard Failboat more dejected than this...
*SEND THE HOUNDS*
*FIRE THE CANNONS*
Tetris 99 HA!!!
Try Kirby Air Ride... you won’t make it out alive!!!
*"All I do is win, except for when I don't."*
*-Failboat 2019*
6:13 when youre having fun, youre not gonna have fun 1 sec after that
be failboat
says red block is S block
red block is Z block
Toasted cat
@@wildsharday9652 furry
Wait, do you actually know the game on your profile pic? I thought it only existed in japan.
@@wing7320 there are different versions from everywhere, theres english, chinese, korean, and japanese
@@realperson9951 look who talking about furry.