"Holy Failnanas, are you from the future? Where Failboat has become the ruler of the world and changed the English language as we all know it?" - CrownGamer 2019
(Draugax shoves Ring up his sweaty asshole before kidnapping and fucking Crown Gamer, holding the protagonist trainer captive as she (the trainer) suffers gruesome exercise torture as ring is annaly vored)
*Ring Fit* "Let me guess, your home?" *Wii fit* "It was... and it was beautiful" The Problem: Videogames cause obsesity because of sedentarism The Solution: Made a videogame to force you to exercices and doing the exercice ourselves... Btw, why do I have Meta Runner vibes?
Failboat: Drago!? Me: Wait, does he... no... he can't mean Failboat: *Gets a physical Bakugan* You mean Pyrus Dragonoid? Me: Failboat, you are officially my favorite youtuber
Failboat: I got 5$ from the switch *Sees failboat holding a $20 canadian bill* Failboat: Ha just kidding its only 1$ usd That conversion rate hits too close to home.
0:00 I just imagine behind the camera a mom and her kid are walking by during this like: “Momma, what’s that guy doing?” “Don’t make eye contact with the crazy man, Timmy. Just keep walking.”
I love it when people pick the hardest difficultly, not expecting a real work out. And then are asked to do 30 squates in a row to finish hafe the battle
The problem: gyms are too crowded and workout channels are nothing but promoting energy drinks The solution: speed run ring fit adventure and do more work than John cena himself
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SPHICTORY
Did you die
Is your ring fit?
(I'm so sorry, I just can't not think of that)
Fail...... Are you ok?
@@pikaoo2412 He's a perfectly OK six-year-old in a mid-twenties body. I wouldn't worry.
Failboat Yes! To SPHICTORY!
The problem: I need a thumbnail
The solution: *main character mid blink and intense pain in the background*
Straw Go these kinds of comments get hearts so...
@@sadtoad250 at least ur honest
Festive Potato honesty is the best policy
*OURSELVES*
"Open up photoshop and make them ourselves"
Why bother spending loads of money on a gym membership, when you could *_speedrun Ring Fit Adventure and basically do a marathon?_*
The Legend spoke
@@JBRedux you fool! WHY NOT DO BOTH, AT THE SAME TIME!
@@shadowsnake5133 I was going to but my controllers drift
whole new meaning to speedrun
edit: correction, mew->new
YEP
Nintendo is trying to keep their players fit with this so we last longer and buy more of their games.
They're playing the long game on us (๑≖ᴗ≖)
There's an official reason.
One that i convieneintly cannot remember.
@Jordan Tillman no, it's because if gamers get too dummy thicc, the gaming community will be looked down upon.
@Jordan Tillman Actually motivating players to move started quite early with pokemon games with an step tracker and the pikachu tamagotchi.
.Seaside Kingdom Boss wants to know your location.
THE PROBLEM:
I'm weak and people at the gym laugh at me when I'm trying to work out.
THE SOLUTION:
Buy a Nintendo game. AND BECOME STRONK OURSELVES.
*_"STRONK"_*
YES
YAS WE SHALL B STRONK
*_stronk intensifies_*
Welcome to the joint lock
"Imagine having so much brand loyalty you buy excersize equipment from a company that makes video games"
-Failboat 2019
Dan: “YOU MASOCHIST”
_Flashback to the beginning of the game_
Dan: “I look like an extreme man, just look at my body”
if he overworks himself its all on him...
Ariana Cochran what does masochist mean?
@Crown Gamer
Pretty sure it means someone who enjoys putting others in pain, somebody correct me if I’m wrong.
@@averagememer9373 nah its the opposite
Oof
Also, thank you random citizen!
Possible title could have been: GROWN MAN EXERCISES IN 2019
I love it
******************NOT CLICKBAIT*********************
Thats a preety cool badge you got there
*EMOTIONAL*
Nah it's to unlikely, everyone would believe it's fake or click bait and move on
“What a horrible way to find out you died”
-Failboat 2019
"Why do people comment like this"
-Me 2019
"I have no idea."
- CrownGamer 2019
"the floor is always an option"
-Me -4509- 2019
"Holy Failnanas, are you from the future? Where Failboat has become the ruler of the world and changed the English language as we all know it?"
- CrownGamer 2019
(Draugax shoves Ring up his sweaty asshole before kidnapping and fucking Crown Gamer, holding the protagonist trainer captive as she (the trainer) suffers gruesome exercise torture as ring is annaly vored)
Literally flexin' on his enemies.
Guys, we can track Failboat down now. We know that he lives outside of Canada.
He lives in Vermont
Sean Johnisee r/wooooosh
Oh yeah
We’re one country closer!
Sean Johnisee one step closer
2:37 Moral of the story: Don’t trust people who have scary voices. Only trust people with anime voices
0:23-0:28, the example lady thicc with 2 c's
so that means that i can't trust anymore at the police officer?
Ok, but the ring sounds like movie Sonic to me
But how about the people with scary anime voices? O.O
"the united states of outside canada"
I love it. We should change the name to that!
"Where do you live?"
"The United States of Outside Canada."
"Um..."
"Hey, don't judge the name of my beloved country."
Rosie Leaverton it's the one thing missing in history books-- the united states of outside canada
Yep
USA? Pfft. I live in the USOC
Are we related ...?
I don't know if I'm a snom or not...
*Ring Fit* "Let me guess, your home?"
*Wii fit* "It was... and it was beautiful"
The Problem: Videogames cause obsesity because of sedentarism
The Solution: Made a videogame to force you to exercices and doing the exercice ourselves...
Btw, why do I have Meta Runner vibes?
*I understood that reference*
As for the Meta Runner vibes, it's probably because of the protagonist's flashy outfit
Meta Runner
_A man of culture I see_
The social training game in meta runner was action packed. *I'm fucking scared about what the fitness game is going to be like*
55 Alegría Meta Runner, as in, the show made by Hobo Bro’s? Yes?
@@giantsbane2475 yeah, I don't know why though :v
Going through the dialogue is basically the ultimate vibe check
Failboat loses his mind and body, colorized.
Correction:
Failboat dies, colourised.
"I'll shove this ringcon into my abdomen so far, I'm gonna push it out tomorrow."
Failboat: Drago!?
Me: Wait, does he... no... he can't mean
Failboat: *Gets a physical Bakugan* You mean Pyrus Dragonoid?
Me: Failboat, you are officially my favorite youtuber
Wildheart Razorfang I second this
Just that little plastic ball got so much nastalgia
yes. *y e s .*
I still have the original Drago
Y E S
12:07
Did... did the in game character just try to high five a limbless ring?
Shmarfle 47 Every “high five” is actually just slapping Ring in the face.
Your sweat is so shin- OUCH!
Mood
It's funny when people underestimate the difficulty settings and then instantly regret it when they realize they need to do 30 squats each time
That intro was fantastic
And the game’s intro was super anime. She literally went super saiyan.
Who else thinks he’s gonna say the line “Man I’ve already lost 5 pounds!”?
Yes
Brother
Are we coisins
I'm also an Enderboy(wolf)
.
the only game where you semi-literally can flex on enemies
Gains put 'em in graves!
Failboat: I got 5$ from the switch
*Sees failboat holding a $20 canadian bill*
Failboat: Ha just kidding its only 1$ usd
That conversion rate hits too close to home.
“Just leave it to me!”
Pulls out knife
*yea, this is a great game for kids.*
You should add sound effects every time you step in ring fit
It’s just the spongebob stepping sound
@Tommy da da da da da da da da da da
Failboat: *Look at this 6 pack, that's right, 6 packs of poptarts*
Me: 😂 wow that is relatable
Pelo
Failboat: “look at this 6-pack” (does king k rool taunt)
WAIT A MINUTE?! FAILBOAT ACUTALLY WENT OUTSIDE FOR THAT!?
no it was green screen
@@niallharrington3636 But his feet are in grass...
@@CosplayKitty his feet are also green screen
He did go to Target that one time...
Imagine this happening here in 2020
Players: It's just a funny game about doing exercises I doubt it's gonna be tiring at all.
Game: *_I'm about to ruin this guy's whole career._*
“Tell your chair you love it, tuck it into bed, read it a bedtime story”
My ChAiR Is ThE ToIlEt
Me sees 69:Nice
Also me seeing failboat about to burn his hair:WAIT NOT NICE
Wait that's illegal.
0:00
I just imagine behind the camera a mom and her kid are walking by during this like:
“Momma, what’s that guy doing?”
“Don’t make eye contact with the crazy man, Timmy. Just keep walking.”
3:30 and here we have Daniel saying he wants Dragaux to cover him in his "influence" 😏
Phillippe and Arceus Oh come on, man. XD
dont say that again
Go to jail, I won't say again
C'mon we were all thinking it
I still love this comment and I still stand by it I will not go to jail
I’ve literally never seen anyone get to the end of ring fit adventure
apparently its a really long game
"It has a nice *ring* to it"
I can't even I died
6:18 My mind - “Animal Crossing!”
A N I M A L C R O S S I N G
"You're not from around here are you?"
Chara: *Sweats nervously*
DeadlyBlazeMC *................Uhhhhh..... Hiiii...?
Next thing u know its sans that's saying that
*i can't escape undertale*
flowey: hey i copyrighted that!
"Canada: distance in kilometres, weight in pounds."
If you're going to use the metric system, at least be consistent about it!
*"Oh no he's a tsundere too"*
This... THIS is one of my favorite montages!!! Haven't laughed like this in a long time. Loved it. 10/10. Need more like these.
Hold on I’m steadying my chicken
-Failboat 2019
his heartbeat was 69/min
I'm gonna just walk away now
Mine was 52
Wait a minute. The joycons are just like wii remotes. They have motion plus inside of them!!!
Dragaux is intimidating. He looks cool
I saw this game being played by RT and I wanted to see failboat doing it, guess it was about time
I love it when people pick the hardest difficultly, not expecting a real work out. And then are asked to do 30 squates in a row to finish hafe the battle
“#FeelingCuteMightFlatLineLater”
4:07 *moments before disaster*
FitBoat lets the power of the ring and leg strap consume him and make him *ripped*
3:19 fail's snap syncronized with the background of the game
I can't wait to see a GDQ for this game with some huge buff guy coming in to do it
Stumbled on this video 2 years late myself. I am mot like super buff but this game looks fun and i am fairly muscular.
When he said drago I thought he was gonna whip out a beyblade
Drago is from bakugan tho
What about Drago Bludvist from How To Train Your Dragon 2?
I though of Malfoy first (yeah it's Draco but in french it's Drago)
11:41 fail kinda looks like his mii 🤡
Failboat's face in the thumbnail is a huge mood
10:10 Upside-down T-posing to assert maximum dominance
I Like How The Intro Has Mario & Luigi Music, Pokemon Damage Sound Effects, Ring Fit Adventure Attacks, And Final Fantasy Victory Music
5:03 Release towards the sphhhTHICCtory
“Your heart rate after you exercise should be somewhere around 120 to 150- just dead- I- I think- I think I’m gonna die.”
Me: *sees him pull out bakugan*
Also me: *trying to figure out if that’s an old or a new one thanks to me not getting a good look*
Wii fit:Who are you?
Ring fit:I am you,but better.
My body is ready. Is yours?
(Also weebs boutta get ripped)
Daniel: You mean this guy? Pyrus Dragonoid?
Me: Ah, a man of culture.
“I want to watch the sinders M E L T Y O U”
This man probability went out in a public space for that intro...
*slow claps with gradual speed increase*
Tape the rubber chicken under ur foot so every time u lift ur leg it makes a funny scream
Oh so now he has dragonoid. Next thing he pulls off his desk: Victory Valtryek
8:07
Red Hoplin: **whimpers**
Me: Aww... my heart..
Failboat: (goes in to kill it (eventually))
Me: No! Why! :, (
"Look at this six pack a six pack of POP TARTS >:0
8:59 HIS FACE THO
That intro was perfect, the setup, the eyebrow raise, the kick, _perfect_
The problem: gyms are too crowded and workout channels are nothing but promoting energy drinks
The solution: speed run ring fit adventure and do more work than John cena himself
11:09 I'm standing up eating Oreos at almost 1:00 A.M.
0:08 10/10 push up right there
I mean, what more can you really expect from a TH-camr who sits in his house all day playing video games?
Failboat: drago? You mean this guy?
Me: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!
Can we please get another full live action video of Dan pretending he’s in an RPG? I would literally pay money to see that.
An entire live action thing with him and some other youtubers reenacting Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
Now that’s something I wanna see
6:54 "Lainindisris..."
Failboat, 2019
@3:10 respect for still having a Bakugan toy after so many years. lol
and a fanbase too :>
This is awesome. The genuine excitement. I wanna get this.
4:20 you were smiling you liked that wink didn't you
Weed
I got a Ring Fit Adventure ad right before the video started
10:16 The look in his eyes
I like how there is probably just some other college student walking by seeing a dude with a camera, a chair, and some sick dance moves
Draguax: Appears
Pillar Men Theme starts playing
If this is called Ring Fit...
And a dragon came out of a circle...
Like a demonic entity...
*Are we missing that one girl?!*
Ring Fit Aventure but movement is pain
Fail's changed a lot.
Why does he look so much younger here 😭 it's only been 2 years
@@LeChamp7 The beard. It can make anyone look older.
5:44 I have played the game and I can confirm that you cannot kill enemies with the air blast
6:18. ANIMAL CROSSING but my heart rate is rapidly increasing as a sentient ring prods me to murder random creatures
0:10 Imagine what his neighbors think...
Not just his neighbors, but people just walking by on the street.
6:18 The Failboat Video Opening
Now for ExplodingTNT to this in Minecraft.
2:43 pillar men theme intensifies
The problem: gyms are closing because of quarantine
The solution: MAKE THE GYM OURSELVES
Ok. If this character is smash dlc. I’ll be okay with that.
Magician: i can make anything dissapear
Magician: i can make dissapear
Who would win, Dragaux or Buff Dedede?
Obuffviously King Dedede...
I'll see my self out😆👋
@@CJ_Photo They're both buff bois
Imagine being able to answer "What did you do today?" With "Oh, just worked out. Nothing special."
3:42 *inserts kazoo kid reference here*
Friend: Do you do any sports?
Me:
2:21 you can unplug the switch but it'll keep going in handheld mode. No escape