Black folk: "Lemme holla atcha man" Translation: "I have some bad news for you. Best we speak privately so neither of us end up looking like "typical angry ni@@as"
Southern Hospitality is real, when a drug dealer tells businesses associated he's going to pay you, he's going to pay you. They try to keep go business ties....🤣😂🤣😂
It'll always be hilarious when someone introduces themselves, but to be fair, Ari used to do it too. It must be the format of the show and how they tape it. But yeah I remember dying laughing like, did he just introduce himself??
Actually, it's the Roy/Ari from a parallel universe that gets brought in as a guest host in such cases. You can tell because Mirror Roy's suit comes with built in mind slaving rays, and Mirror Ari is _such_ an obvious crackhead, having never been introduced to the loving arms of Sweet Lady Shroom.
@Brad Schulz, it definitely sucks hairy donkey balls how CC totally overreacted to Ari doing a Netflix special, but at least they kept his wonderful concept alive, and brought in a good replacement host.
I had never been to jail. My first time was Santa Rita, I saw Robots delivering food trays. Saw Mexican Gangbangers.I got blessed to be housed with Oakland OG's,.. Tighten My Game up so I wouldn't go back.
As someone who lived in Doooooooooothan alabama, I can tell you this is 100% the way it is. You'd come out of the Piggly Wiggly and there would be a flyer on the window promoting a comedy show either that very night or the next, by some unknown promotion company: usually initials, like KD Promotions or the such and a bunch of unknown comics. I was looking at one and a guy walked up and said "That's a dope show, man. Be careful." I had no idea what he was talking about. I thought he meant it was "dope," little 'd.' So I went. :D
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Very...uh...interesting. It smelled funny all night. Some decent comedians. Nobody anybody would know, mostly people trying out jokes and polishing their acts. They thought I was a cop.
Yeah I never got the complaints about the host anyways. Except for the occasional set like this they just... introduce the other comedians. Roy Wood Jr. is just as good as Ari at that, and they're similar levels of funny in their bits. They're both fine, but people always gotta find a reason to hate.
Christian Wheatcraft I never liked him. I didn’t think he was funny or actually a comedian. He’s just friends with a lot of comedians so he thought he could do comedy
The beginning of this story reminds me of when I used to live next door to one of those houses...the druggie prostitute used to give my son a dollar.. every day.. so he could go buy chips at the store...so that he wouldn't be around when she picked up a guy or went to do her drugs. She was real nice and respectful to both of us... Luckily I was able to get out of that and get to a place that was "safer" .
15:51 : "95.7, who's this?" "I'LL DRIVE UP TO BIRMINGHAM TO BEAT YO' ASS, MOTHERFUCKA!!!" I'm pretty much replaying that (and the rest of the drug dealer's rant) on repeat, and laughing harder and harder every time I hear it.
As soon as Dolthunn Al. came out his mouth i said out loud oh shit. I grew up bout 30 minutes from there I'll put it this way the real Walter White had shop set up there no joke look it up
@@UnhealthyTherapy it is about the same as most places i guess. it is just such a weird small city. alot of folks, rich and middle-class, turn to drugs here out of boredom. any suspected dealers i have met are honest nice church going folks like this guy, making sure they get paid. but anyone here would absolutely draw a gun on you before they let themselves be made to look bad. that's more of the accuracy i was meaning. very kind but kinda scary folks.
Roy killed it, that's definitely authentic on how we sound in the South when we feel "played/F'd over", but where I'm from, the eastside, dudes are more "calm" when saying that & westside dudes yell when saying that. Lol. 404, 30034.
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He is a incredible story teller he needs a netflixs special asap.
He doesn't. He just released his 4th CC special
wow. utterly right dude
Black folk: "Lemme holla atcha man"
Translation: "I have some bad news for you. Best we speak privately so neither of us end up looking like "typical angry ni@@as"
As a comedian, I can tell you that what he is describing happens more than you think.
Ong can’t let ppl see the nigga moment
I miss them pranks on 95.7 JAMZ. Roy Wood Jr and Rickey Smiley use to have me rollin' ever morning back in the day!
Mane those prank calls would kill me in the morning
They still have it on 92.3 in the morning
@@daniellestaggersds ok I got to check that out...I listen to their old pranks on Pandora.
Wait, he cohosted with Ricky Smiley? Damn, that sounds like a good time.
@@ianjones9961 Yeap, every morning. This was back in the day tho, around the late 90s, early 2000s.
Southern Hospitality is real, when a drug dealer tells businesses associated he's going to pay you, he's going to pay you. They try to keep go business ties....🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
@@zachhayes9512 they love hard
lolll excellent
I'm from the area and I can confirm they would have paid him.
Lmao I'm from Dothan, AL. He ain't lying, but he really would have got his money.
Francesca Williams I love the small town honesty! Lol same here
He said it took him 3 hours to get from Dothan to Birmingham, AL, dude was flying down the interstate.
Astin Cole it really does only take 3 hours
🤣🤣im south of dothan but this fr for the south east lol
😂😂😂😂
Roy Wood Jr the kind of dude to introduce himself at his comedy show
It'll always be hilarious when someone introduces themselves, but to be fair, Ari used to do it too. It must be the format of the show and how they tape it. But yeah I remember dying laughing like, did he just introduce himself??
@@passioncomplex yep exactly.
Actually, it's the Roy/Ari from a parallel universe that gets brought in as a guest host in such cases. You can tell because Mirror Roy's suit comes with built in mind slaving rays, and Mirror Ari is _such_ an obvious crackhead, having never been introduced to the loving arms of Sweet Lady Shroom.
@Brad Schulz, it definitely sucks hairy donkey balls how CC totally overreacted to Ari doing a Netflix special, but at least they kept his wonderful concept alive, and brought in a good replacement host.
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated And continue to profit off of Ari's idea.
As a Dothan native, I can really appreciate this story
Most underrated comedian of all time, he's a goat.
I put you on the flyer!
I live right outside of Dothan Alabama...this is so funny!!!
Was up Natasha
same
"Let me holla atcha Mane"💜😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did this man just introduce himself 😂😂😂
I love Roy Woods Jr. I use to listen to you on 95.7
I from Birmingham myself and I miss that morning show.
*strong armed into doing stand up comedy* LMAO
Roy Wood Jr. Is a legend all day, every day
Stories like this is what enjoying life and it’s random adventures so worth living 😂
God damn. From the self into, right down to the “thank you for using Western Union”, fucking golden story.
I'm drunk right now, but this dude is funny 🤣🤣🤣😅🤤
Good ol' Dothan, providing yet another amazing story 🤘🏻
I LOVE this story. "Who's mama is calling?" 💀
I lowkey felt bad for the dope dealers in that story 😂😂
Me too, he should have done the show...
Yea they were in a tight spot, which goes for everyone. Save and stash money for a rainy day.
I used to love when they put me on the flyer. The one time they forgot to put me on the flyer, they apologised ALL NIGHT LONG.
Most underrated comedian he’s top 10
So good. Roy Wood Jr master storyteller on or off the flyer.
i love this man
😂😂😂 @ the dealer explaining the situation
Super funny I just listened yesterday and subscribed
I'm From Dothan Roy A Dam Fool LMAO!!!
Lol! I'm from Dothan! Funny as hell😂 Sounds like some shit that really would happen 😭😭😭
Probably one of the best stories I've heard. 👌
Ha Haaaaa !!! I So Dig this Cat !!! for Years !!! Bravo !😃
🤣🤣🤣 Roy is a great storyteller!
I just discovered this, he is a great story teller .
So your telling me nobody had a cigarette pack with some cellophane Roy?
Love roy stories.
I never heard of this guy but hes hilarious 😂 made a new fan
This was great!
Honestly cry-laughed my way through the last five minutes of this. Great! =)
I did too
00:55 to skip intro
Hahaha!!!! This one's SO good!!!
Oh, that joke had me dyin' laughing! 🤣
Very underrated comedian here.
I think that dope dealer was trying to go legit and become a comedy promoter 🤣
Western hills and Walmart is gone 😢
That's what happen when ppl steal...
The area had convenient store but ppl stole it out of business
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I swear I have to make it to at least one of his live shows
where can i watch more of this guy he's hilarious
His specials are on Paramount plus
@10:42 they didn’t give them baggies for the cocaine 😂
Dothan my home
Shit goes down in Dothan apparently.
I had never been to jail. My first time was Santa Rita, I saw Robots delivering food trays. Saw Mexican Gangbangers.I got blessed to be housed with Oakland OG's,.. Tighten My Game up so I wouldn't go back.
Genius!! 😂😂😂
I put you on the flyer Nigga! 😂😂😂
8:22 is the dealer really said that's that's a dope coke dealer haha
Dothan sounds like the wild west, between Rogan's crazy stripper and this...
It's getting there with the recent string of shootings and killings
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Genius
Real d boy rock for rock that bird.
This was freaking Hilarious!
Legit business! 🤷♀️🤣🤣🤣
That was actually funny
That's not the best business approach probably... At least we know he did end up paying. Since he was at Western Union... 🙏
That we damn good story
Dolthunn Alabama? Isn’t that where joe rogans stripper story was from? Lol
15:53 colonel stinkmeaner lol
I put you on the flyer nigga 😭😭😭
Roy Wood Jr. Has is always hilarious. I have never seen him off. Great story.
This story was perfect. With this show and his comedy style Roy is easily becoming one of the best storytellers of our time.
I agree, being able to tell a good story is half what it takes to be a great comedian
RJRGJr Southerners are natural storytellers. I'm from South Carolina and can vouch for that.
Yep
Still miss ari
Cough cough joey diaz
As someone who lived in Doooooooooothan alabama, I can tell you this is 100% the way it is.
You'd come out of the Piggly Wiggly and there would be a flyer on the window promoting a comedy show either that very night or the next, by some unknown promotion company: usually initials, like KD Promotions or the such and a bunch of unknown comics.
I was looking at one and a guy walked up and said "That's a dope show, man. Be careful." I had no idea what he was talking about. I thought he meant it was "dope," little 'd.' So I went. :D
How was it?
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
Very...uh...interesting. It smelled funny all night. Some decent comedians. Nobody anybody would know, mostly people trying out jokes and polishing their acts.
They thought I was a cop.
@@ridetillidie8090 Honestly better than I was expecting
If that piggly wiggly was by Fortner, that was practically my back yard.
My heart go out to your Mama mane, prayers up for your Mama 😂😂😂😂😂
"I PUT YOU ON THA FLYA NIKKA !!!!!" 😂😂😂😂
Lmao on the flyer
Masked Avenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dope boys love their momma too. Roy Wood is stating facts
Black men naturally love our momma
@@RepubliconCelebrityPresidents but that dope dealing shit makes family close.
Man, you don't talk smack about dude's momma....good way to get a cap popped up yo behind
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hahaha nice!
at first i missed ari hosting, but now not so much. roy wood jr. is awesome!
Yeah I never got the complaints about the host anyways. Except for the occasional set like this they just... introduce the other comedians. Roy Wood Jr. is just as good as Ari at that, and they're similar levels of funny in their bits. They're both fine, but people always gotta find a reason to hate.
Christian Wheatcraft I never liked him. I didn’t think he was funny or actually a comedian. He’s just friends with a lot of comedians so he thought he could do comedy
Roy is 1000 times funnier than Ari - tells better stories too. Im glad yall motherfuckers FINALLY stopped bitching and crying about "Bring Ari back!"
Ari was doing this show before he pitched to comedy Central he was talking to joey diaz about it his podcast i still like the show
tbh i still miss ari
I actually felt bad for that poor drug dealer
@@powderedtoastfacekillah734 I know you posted this a month ago, but ain't you Bodega hive? Yyyyeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
Drug dealer tryna go legit lol
Same. I was just laughing feeling his ass because I know they don't want no stress.
same here.
Yeah, I actually felt that betrayal 😝
"They dont even have no bags for us to take the cocaine home"
Hahahaha
Roy is the BEST storyteller... Lawd I was cryin!
God damn Roy hacked the comedy Central account??
I feel that I am watching one of the very best of our time. Unbelievable talent.
agreed. 1000% correct
“Thank you for using Western Union “
🤣🤣
Most criminals in the South are honest. Their mothers raised em right 😂
Hey he should of taken the job
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😂🤣
The beginning of this story reminds me of when I used to live next door to one of those houses...the druggie prostitute used to give my son a dollar.. every day.. so he could go buy chips at the store...so that he wouldn't be around when she picked up a guy or went to do her drugs. She was real nice and respectful to both of us... Luckily I was able to get out of that and get to a place that was "safer" .
Brought a tear to my eye thinking of her.
15:51 : "95.7, who's this?"
"I'LL DRIVE UP TO BIRMINGHAM TO BEAT YO' ASS, MOTHERFUCKA!!!"
I'm pretty much replaying that (and the rest of the drug dealer's rant) on repeat, and laughing harder and harder every time I hear it.
I know, right? I mean . . . Even though you know it's coming, it's just hilarious because Roy is the unassuming one answering the caller.
I hope RJL Entertainment rose above
Drug dealers are quite enterprising.
As Richard Pryor once said, you never know when you're going to have to RUUUUUN
As soon as Dolthunn Al. came out his mouth i said out loud oh shit. I grew up bout 30 minutes from there I'll put it this way the real Walter White had shop set up there no joke look it up
@512WP It's unfair to expect Bammers to spell good
where did you grow up? I grew up in eufaula lol.
Why did you spell it like that? 🙄
Walter Stanfield I’m from Dothan and I’ve never clicked so fast
@@StarkindustriesIronMan hows ross clark circle treating you lol?
omg. hello from Dothan Alabama! this is absolutly accurate
Is it still filled with drug dealers or did it get better?
@@UnhealthyTherapy it is about the same as most places i guess. it is just such a weird small city. alot of folks, rich and middle-class, turn to drugs here out of boredom. any suspected dealers i have met are honest nice church going folks like this guy, making sure they get paid. but anyone here would absolutely draw a gun on you before they let themselves be made to look bad. that's more of the accuracy i was meaning. very kind but kinda scary folks.
montgomery here
Birmingham in this bitch
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This is top 5, Roy deserves every ounce of his success
Roy definitely from the south! Sounds like a couple promoters I know 😂😂😂
*background
Thank you for using Western Union. 😅😅😅💀💀
“I put you on the flyer” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nooooo
Love Roy... Super funny in whatever he does...
Yep!
Just the way he said "flip the brick" had me rolling!
Omg...Dothan Alabama is our big city around here...I can’t believe he’s been thereb
ikr same
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I'm crying! Roy is getting better and stronger in his comedy. I can see all of this happening BOL
This guy is hilarious they should make him the host instead of that Roy Wood Jr guy he never been that funny.
John Doe 🙄😒
Lol😂
i see what ya did there lol
John Doe has to work on a good morning day at
😂😂😂
This is my 5th time watching this this week I Can't Get Enough what a great story
This was too damn descriptive not to be real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roy killed it, that's definitely authentic on how we sound in the South when we feel "played/F'd over", but where I'm from, the eastside, dudes are more "calm" when saying that & westside dudes yell when saying that. Lol. 404, 30034.
I hear those strippers down in Dothan, AL are FEROCIOUS....
Did you hear his special on the seal team 6 strippers? 😂
I did!
Don't believe everything you hear ...
When the biker tells him "he's good, don't be like the rest of them" I thought he was talking about the other kids.
He probably did, but black people tend to make everything about race and racism.
@@thejohn6614 stretch your brain and learn about cause and effect. Or perhaps your self esteem need a boost at the expense of black people.
You're a credit to your people, son
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@@thejohn6614 I can tell by your profile you're just a passive aggressive racist obsessed with black people.
You know how something bad is going to happen to you in Birmingham, AL????
Because you are in Birmingham, AL....
yeah pretty much. I live in montgomery and isn't anywhere near as bad as bham
My heart go out to you Momma mane, payers... 😂😂🤣
I put you on the flyer and mexican got on boots! CC gonna western union a blade!!
😂😂😂😂
@@laporcheholliday3588 Sorry, CC sold it for a brick!
Mexicans got on boots 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆
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LMAO, Roy Wood Jr is one of the kings of story telling of all time, Man I had a #d up day and I needed that, Thanks OG😎🤣🤣