Critic AL Reviews Section 31: Absolute Rancid SH!TE...Star Trek is DEAD

WARNING! You have NOT seen Critic AL like this. This is a sweary RANT. I LOVED Star Trek and to see this happen to it hurts more than I can say.
So this isn't really a review. The review is I would rather undergo a colonoscopy than watch this again.
This is a full spoiler filled RAGE against Section 31.

[@richardgale1287]

2020s: All landscape is ochre now.

[@Maulyr]

So, brother, I get the vague impression that this is worth a watch but you weren't really a fan?

[@CriticALReviews595]

"WORSE THAN A HAVING A CAMERA JAMMED UP YER ARSE" - Critic AL
They can have that for the Blu Ray Release

[@WorldWarJoe]

It’s like they went out of their way to make it bad

[@CriticALReviews595]

@@WorldWarJoe I'm not sure you could accidentally fuck out up that much. But they probably think they are making something stunning and brave.

[@WorldWarJoe]

@ but….why?? It’s clearly not working. This wasn’t a show filmed last week so they’ve seen the decline of this stuff for years