Why? Some parents are monsters, narcissists, or otherwise abusive. Additionally, it’s about perspective. So no, his dad wouldn’t necessarily have the same recollections. Fact check or not, we have already heard Bert, on Ari(🤢)’s show say ‘it’s his narrative’. He’s the one telling it, so…. 😂. Think about the booze, anxiety, etc everything else banging around up there in his head.
@@TheKingModz I know-- that's why its funny.. lol.......... He did mess up a word--- "ADD" -- but last moment, correcting gem to throw off the trail-------- comedy is just fun to do. smh ahahah.
I like that Tom takes people not being able to view and enjoy the livestream seriously. Some people might not give a shit and just care about the bag they are getting. But he seems to actually care about people having a good time and getting their moneys worth. Respect.
Don't get it twisted hes in it for the bag, if he didnt apologize profusely there would be less people buying tickets for the next one. This whole pod is like one big infomercial for products and services with a couple fat/fart jokes in between.
Listening to Bert talk about how he doesn’t listen to data and just wants to hear the “razzledazzle”... it’s a damn miracle he didn’t get sucked into Qanon
Fucking hell. Feels like it’s been forever since 2B1C. It’s got me feeling like a telescope! Keep featherin’ it guys! Brent, don’t try to murder Tim again. We need our show.
@@mickmarty2082 Oh yeah, he has his heart on the tounge and just wants to make people happy. And he doesn´t give a single fuck how stupid his ideas may be lol. He´s wonderful :D
Actually, ‘WOTP” (Bert’s wife’s podcast) - Leanne invite’s Bert’s mother on for a chat. - Was just in the last week or so ...been meaning to check that out. Just cause, gotta ‘meet’ Bert’s mom!
@@christianjamesbonte6947 I'm Irish, there are people in Northern Ireland that consider themselves British and others who consider themselves Irish. Most people in the Republic of Ireland (southern Ireland) consider themselves Irish
It makes me laugh so damn hard, every time! Just that moment of silence followed by Tom’s “WTF” face and Nadav laughing his ass off in the background. It’s gold.
Yes, we were there--- why do people just relay what happened?? at least tell a joke or weave in a meme or write a poem or complain about something.. jeezzz. Step your game up rookie
I think his brain is the one thats observing and hes using his hands as the brain, and he “thinks” his brain is meant to deflect things that give him anxiety and so he concludes those feelings and “thoughts are bad” so he reinforces unhealthy behavior, meanwhile his hands give him an operational function to the brain stem that allows him to only assume and make conclusions from assumptions. If im wrong in his pathology then idk Bert at all.
To be fair, one that misspells the word “literally” perhaps shouldn’t be publicly analyzing another’s intelligence 🤔😅 That being said, I agree completely 😂👌🏻 just bustin balls homie 🤓
My wife walked in exactly when Tom started reading about a guy’s huge junk problems, I pause it, she looks at me and goes “are you gay?” Thanks Tom. Yes. I’m gay.
Exactly my thoughts. Anyone with half a brain knows that its Tom's studio, Bert has no say in that stuff. Plus (for once) Bert actually made a great point, having two people upset about it would've done no good. Just keep the party rolling.
@@neighborbruce did you notice how little amount bert drank and was getting hammered, i take in account it was over the course of a short period of time and all but i really thought he drank more than that to get hammered, because when he lists off the drinks he had the previous nights, its usually a double titos and soda chugged, 2-3 more doubles and then a bottle of wine or two, along with a xanax and a cigar, im not bragging or pround of myself but during the live stream i had already had my 4 double/triple titos and perrier, ( i admit im an alcoholic lol)and then i just drink from the handle bottle with the occasional drink of water or soda, sorry if this is a rant but it just really surprised me how little it took for bert you get as drunk as he was even with the xanax i had taken my 2mgs only a few hours prior and i barely was drunk, very hard for me to get drunk but i thought he was the party king and now im disappointed and a little sad,
@@shawnmcvey7789 c'mon bro, out of the 2 of them Brent is *definitely* Yajirobe. Fat Smelly Selfish Cowardly Obsessed with food Picks his nose in public Questionable relationship with animals
@@honestinsincerity2270 Lol Dontos does look like a medieval Bart if he broke his nose. But I think Bart is more of a Robert due to his extreme racism (but at least Robert only hated the Targs)
"The problem is I talk really fast, and I was calling him Indian when has actually from Pakistan." I don't think the speed of the speech is the issue at hand.
Its as if he realizes how dumb its about to sound, so he makes a left hand turn into oncoming traffic and steps on the gas as if the next idea is trying to run away from him. lol
im disappointed and sad about it, i thought he was the party king and could put em down, but he was hammered after barely drinking much at all, im an alcoholic too and i had half a handle just during the show and 3-4 doubles/triples an hour and a half prior i really thought his stories about drinking were true, when he lists off to tom what he drank the night before or something its usually, 2-3 double titos and soda the first one he slams, then another one before a bottle of wine, thats like a good breakfast for an alcoholic maybe hes not shit good for bert i dont know why everyone of his friends thinks hes an alcoholic, since he can barely drink and is strong enough to quit for a day or two
@@jaypee6804 I used to smoke weed for years- but it fucks my head up now and basically makes me schizo -- so I avoid it like the plague... Last year I tried microdosing tiny pieces of edibles for awhile-- but I ended up need more for tolerance, and then eventually it was doing the same thing as smoking it-- so yeah--- weed is a no go for me. I actually do very well on pain pills, they help me a lot and I myself have minimal side effects from them for whatever reason--- for a couple of years I was able to get full Rx bottles and use them all month-- and it was great-- but it was pretty expensive-- so I stopped doing that too. No "addiction", no issues quitting-- I get that a lot people of problems with it apparently-- but its just not that way for me, for whatever reason. and then along came kratom -- which is quite a bit cheaper and has a similar affect as pain pill in how it really helps lower inflamation in my bloodstream and such and helps mood quite a bit without any side effects at all. All be it, its at a much less potent level as opioids==== I mean, Kratom is to heroin as coffee is to meth---- you can say that they have a few similar properties, but its at such a lower affect that its not even really comparable. Fun fact, kratom is actually very closely related to coffee and is in the same family of plants-- and if you look them up and compare the leaves, they are so similar that its easy to mix them up, for a regular person that doesn't know much about this stuff............... So you saying- "you are giving yourself an addiction" is just not true, its just your uneducated opinion on something that you have no experience with... and that's fine-- but I would advise you to do some research and learn about these things if you're just going to throw around assumptions like that. I don't even drink or smoke ciggs at all-- Kratom is all that I mess with, and it seems to help me more than enough for how cheap it is. Its interesting stuff.
@@dalefirebirdd how will I ever recover from mr ropesman not liking a comment. But for real, saying “lame” is 10x later than anything anyone could possibly say.
If you hate ads, you can kill all the TH-cam ads by skipping to the end of the video, hit the replay button and the ads should disappear. Can't do anything for there ads though. They ain't doing this for free.
If you hate ads, you can kill all the TH-cam ads by skipping to the end of the video, hit the replay button and the ads should disappear. Can't do anything for there ads though. They ain't doing this for free.
@@Ben-xg7ig aha yeah that’s why they had an unexpected server overload 🤔 that shit was annoying as hell trying to get on live and they wouldn’t return anyone’s money.
My two favorite things on the podcast…. When Bert is doing or saying something ridiculous, weird or funny and Tom just stares at the camera… 😂😂 the other is when Bert is doing his wheeze laugh 😆
Bert's understatement of, "I'm not the best with reading" is the equivalent of, "the Titanic voyage on April 12th, 1912 was a less than pleasant cruise experience",
@@Plague_Doc22 oops, I mean his thought process is like a family guy episode's plot structure. The set up always go somewhere crazy with a bunch of random thoughts throughout the way
Tom should start playing a game where he sees how many stories deep he can make Bert go without finishing the first one like Bert storyseption... y’all following me? I think I’m on to something here... then after like 30 minutes he’s look up proud and be like “6 A NEE RECORD” at the very least it would give Tom something to do
@@caseyb1365 l I think you need to look up what shill means because you completely used that wrong. Comedians sometimes work for years to come up with their final act and they rearrange certain jokes to get more of a punch from the punchlines. They are constantly reading and rewriting their work. Don't open your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
I honestly love how they're so open about bodily functions hahaha - I think it's good to do just so you can figure out what's normal or odd/unusual or if it's worth getting checked out, sharing knowledge and experience beats shame any day.
Bret is completely fine with reptiles, spiders, roaches, etc crawling on his face yet, nearly had a massive panic attack when Tim brought a bunch of balloons to the studio. Makes total sense.
If Bert ever thought, "I should have an original thought, and not speak until the thought is fully formed," it would truly be an original thought for him.
When Bert talks, it's like he's kayaking and there's a waterfall right infront of him and he's just realized it...
Uhhhundrend percent
That...is genius. Well done.
Very accurate comment.
perfect analogy
He's a big dumb animal, ain't he.
Bert: “I do a really good French person.”
**Proceeds to speak like Scooby-Doo**
Or a Mexican hahahaha
Fuck you almost made me choke.
@@clintonleonard5187 Zach sends his regards 😎
so he spoke perfect french then.
Just spit out my coffee lmfao
Tom looking at the camera and Nadav laughing are what this is all about.
Lol agreed
The office Brent is Michael and Tommy buns is Jim
Uuuuhh Hundred percent!
Legit my favorite part lol
I couldn’t agree more.
Hearing Blart trying to put his thoughts into words is like listening to a toddler trying to tell a story
Which would explain why Tom does it so well in his special.
The massive commercial breaks are for Tom’s medical bills
hes loaded
@@daveh4925 *Sarcasm
@@r.e.8809 as a blm activist i need trainers
🤣🤣
@@daveh4925 epic win
Only Bert would interrupt himself telling a story about himself to tell another story about himself...
Or ppl with ADD, adhd, narcissism, etc.
No, Donald Trump does that all the time.
@@Hinata-vr-is-me no
"I want to see how close India and Pakistan are, because i BET they share a border!!" - Florida Man
Lol little does he know....
if only he knew the history
@@Blueboy272 or anything at all xD
@@philleotardoski nah I doubt it. He's proven how scatterbrained and wrong he can be.
They've pretty much lobbed nuclear tests at each other Bert you idiot.
There should be a segment where Bert's dad fact checks Bert's past memories.
Why? Some parents are monsters, narcissists, or otherwise abusive.
Additionally, it’s about perspective. So no, his dad wouldn’t necessarily have the same recollections.
Fact check or not, we have already heard Bert, on Ari(🤢)’s show say ‘it’s his narrative’. He’s the one telling it, so…. 😂. Think about the booze, anxiety, etc everything else banging around up there in his head.
@@charlottem.1477 well someone got touched as a kid
Seems like she had issues with her parents she never figured out..
I like to imagine that a medical school reached out to Tom a long time ago and created this show as an experiment just to study Bert.
It's true
Tom: we've fired somebody
Me, immediately: Nadav's in the ground
I thought the same thing!!
Every time Tom loses 5lbs he should add a gem to his glove
"gym
@@calholli Gem* cornball like thanos, goofball
Good idea, but let's set the bar a little lower
@@TheKingModz I know-- that's why its funny.. lol.......... He did mess up a word--- "ADD" -- but last moment, correcting gem to throw off the trail-------- comedy is just fun to do. smh ahahah.
*Todd
Bruce - “I’m obsessed with the royal family”.
Tom - mentions a royal family commonly known fact.
Bruce - 🤯
Bert shoulda been in that movie the ringer, and played a special person.
J M .....played?🤔
How would that be acting for Burnt?
Christian Ramirez
This comment made my day!
Well, it is early.
I love that damn movie the “WHEN THE FUKK DID WE GET ICE CREAM?!” Cracks me the hell up
I like that Tom takes people not being able to view and enjoy the livestream seriously. Some people might not give a shit and just care about the bag they are getting. But he seems to actually care about people having a good time and getting their moneys worth. Respect.
So true!
Definitely agreed.
He's a top lad.
@@Samuelle09 top geezer
Don't get it twisted hes in it for the bag, if he didnt apologize profusely there would be less people buying tickets for the next one. This whole pod is like one big infomercial for products and services with a couple fat/fart jokes in between.
I love the increase in Tommy giving Krasinski-esque camera reactions 👌🏼👌🏼
Listening to Bert talk about how he doesn’t listen to data and just wants to hear the “razzledazzle”... it’s a damn miracle he didn’t get sucked into Qanon
My brain read onion instead of qanon.. I thought yeah.. I'm sure he's been sucked into the onion thinking it's real
@@kjcorder lmao that too 😅
Holy shit, I can imagine it and I already want to blow my brains out.
That would involve some reading... Not his speciality lol
we like to say tip top shape. sometimes we say tippy top shape.
Fucking hell. Feels like it’s been forever since 2B1C. It’s got me feeling like a telescope! Keep featherin’ it guys! Brent, don’t try to murder Tim again. We need our show.
He tried to murder himself
Bert: "Sometimes I say stupid things."
Everyone: Sometimes?!?!?!?
He´s so silly, i love him!
@@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren yeah honestly he is what is great about humans
@@mickmarty2082 Oh yeah, he has his heart on the tounge and just wants to make people happy. And he doesn´t give a single fuck how stupid his ideas may be lol. He´s wonderful :D
@@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren ok there person who calls himself "satan"
@@mickmarty2082 :D My Name is just a silly dirty rhyme in my language lol
Please have Bart's dad on the podcast, he's just like Bart's wife.
Now it all makes sense. Bert married the female version of his dad. 🤯
literally, yesterday I had that same exact thought
Bert said that they should have their dads on in an early episode of 2B1C. I really want this to happen
Yes or Yes on that statement!!! Yes sir
Actually, ‘WOTP” (Bert’s wife’s podcast) - Leanne invite’s Bert’s mother on for a chat. - Was just in the last week or so ...been meaning to check that out. Just cause, gotta ‘meet’ Bert’s mom!
Tom: “Burt, you can’t have title unless you’re British”
Also Tom: “Become a Scottish Lord for only $45”
Britian is the island, British is the nationality of people in the UK so it covers people in England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
Wow finally someone pointed that out
@@johnnyob169 that’s the point of my post
@@johnnyob169 tell that to an Irishman
@@christianjamesbonte6947 I'm Irish, there are people in Northern Ireland that consider themselves British and others who consider themselves Irish.
Most people in the Republic of Ireland (southern Ireland) consider themselves Irish
I do enjoy how disabled Tom looks. He's still funny, but funnier while he's fighting for normal life.
@ScAnDeLeZ show me your PhD, first.
@@gcaj85 kek
@@gcaj85 PhD weirdchamp
“idk how everyone got my number”
Bart seems to have blacked out telling Petty Officer Puddingtime who he was
Yeah I was thinking the same thing lol
Exaaaactly 😂
That guy was a clown
We need a super cut of Bart saying “I, Me, My” throughout the podcast
Scroll up and you'll have it lol.
Its called the bertcast
Wouldn’t be much shorter then full podcast
Yes
We need a super cut of the YMH fan girls referring to bert by the wrong name
Tom: *Brings up literally any other royalty except British*
Bert: “I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T REMEMBER THEM.”
The fact he didn't know the Spanish had royalty too had me cracking up, oh Burnt Chrysler 😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
About damn time. Hopefully burnt doesn't try to kill him again.
This time he tried to r-word him
I love it when Tom looks dead at the camera when Bert rants about something he dont know shit about.
I wait for it now 🤣🤣
It makes me laugh so damn hard, every time! Just that moment of silence followed by Tom’s “WTF” face and Nadav laughing his ass off in the background. It’s gold.
Does it with push at times too lmao
*"Morning my Covids Above 18..."*
*"You know The King loves the mask-less look"*
Lmaooo
Thank god for this podcast, and YMH in general. It’s literally the only time I actually stop worrying about life and genuinely laugh and smile.
We all need some time to unwind from reality
Imagine paying for an ad and Bert ends up doing the read
Honestly it’s the only thing he’s really good at.
“Abdullah the number two” and “there’s royalty in Spanish” are two of my new favorite Bert quotes
Tom: “What size? 3x...”
Brett:”xl...I’m losing weight.”
Tom: “buddy...” *frowns jokingly*
Yes, we were there---
why do people just relay what happened?? at least tell a joke or weave in a meme or write a poem or complain about something.. jeezzz. Step your game up rookie
@@calholli or just don’t take comments so seriously and let people comment what they want to comment
@@ifancyurmom Wasn't aware that I stopped him. My powers have grown behind my own comprehension.
@Derrick Perez wuh ... . . .
@@calholli Hey 2 years ago you sucked. I hope you're doing better now.
More exited to see Tom back then i am for my wedding next month.
*Excited
Signing up to give half your money away LOOOO[L
@@jameskoch6251 *exited
@@Duhmmy you got it 👍
Can I be invited I’m so lonely I need friends
"its raw"
"lemme see"
"I would show you, I would, but its glissening. There's chapstick all over it"
😭😂😭😂 im fucking crying
"how much are dishwashers?!" -the same guy who's buying a moat.
👏
You build a moat you don’t buy one just saying
@@matthewgower Think you missed the point.
Finally!!! Tom being gone made me realize how much he carries the show
The sun is hot.
Idk why but hearing Bert's dad talk about his company was very relaxing lmao.
Bert is litterally fighting his own brain.... Talking while thinking is not his strong side.
Also thinking without talking.
I think his brain is the one thats observing and hes using his hands as the brain, and he “thinks” his brain is meant to deflect things that give him anxiety and so he concludes those feelings and “thoughts are bad” so he reinforces unhealthy behavior, meanwhile his hands give him an operational function to the brain stem that allows him to only assume and make conclusions from assumptions. If im wrong in his pathology then idk Bert at all.
Gluttony and excess is his strength.
To be fair, one that misspells the word “literally” perhaps shouldn’t be publicly analyzing another’s intelligence 🤔😅
That being said, I agree completely 😂👌🏻 just bustin balls homie 🤓
@@NoelHaven My bad... Allthough I'm quite happy with being able to speak 95% of 5 languages than being 100% good at only one.
😉
Bert saying the queen’s sister was better looking then gets them mixed up when looking at pictures of them.
Bart : " Google old queens."
Internet:" Uhhh, Burt this is not going to go the way you want ...."
You misspelled Bert in two different ways lol.
@@allotrope2978 New here, eh? At least ya were attoc.
"I'm not the best at reading things." - Bert Kreischer
You mean Burnt Chrysler?
I recently found out he was an English major when he was at Florida State. An English major who's not too good at reading.
He can't actually read, the ad scripts he reads are just pictures
@@EvanSaltare 7-year English major.
@@mdwolf72 Nah bruh, his names Brent!
Theme song: "dirty jokes raunchy humor no apologies"
Burt: " I apologize for not apologizing"
My wife walked in exactly when Tom started reading about a guy’s huge junk problems, I pause it, she looks at me and goes “are you gay?” Thanks Tom. Yes. I’m gay.
You know what would really mess with her? Figure out when she is about to come home, then furiously masturbate to gay porn.
Why would you care if Bert didn’t apologize. Toms literally apologized like 4-5 times
who wants Barnie's apology?
Karens
Exactly my thoughts. Anyone with half a brain knows that its Tom's studio, Bert has no say in that stuff.
Plus (for once) Bert actually made a great point, having two people upset about it would've done no good. Just keep the party rolling.
@@neighborbruce exactly, besides nadav was about to cry in the booth trying to fix it for Tom. I can’t imagine anything Nadav wouldn’t do for Tom,
@@neighborbruce did you notice how little amount bert drank and was getting hammered, i take in account it was over the course of a short period of time and all but i really thought he drank more than that to get hammered, because when he lists off the drinks he had the previous nights, its usually a double titos and soda chugged, 2-3 more doubles and then a bottle of wine or two, along with a xanax and a cigar, im not bragging or pround of myself but during the live stream i had already had my 4 double/triple titos and perrier, ( i admit im an alcoholic lol)and then i just drink from the handle bottle with the occasional drink of water or soda, sorry if this is a rant but it just really surprised me how little it took for bert you get as drunk as he was even with the xanax i had taken my 2mgs only a few hours prior and i barely was drunk, very hard for me to get drunk but i thought he was the party king and now im disappointed and a little sad,
"I bet they have a border" oh, Bert you sweet silly bastard.
I think he meant share a border not have an actual physical border lol
Tom & Berry meet the prince should be a movie, hangover style
The term is "Fartlek" and it's Swedish for "Speed Play". It's not Fart Lick LMAO
Hahahhahah I was waiting for this comment
This proves Bert has probably introduced himself as Bart more than once
@@Doomsense When he trains he does "Bart Lick" runs.
a %100 Fart Lick
Bert's dad, "I don't recommend that diet." & "Wow, it's that high?" is low key the funniest thing said up to this point of the episode.
Berts honesty, regardless of what it's about, is oddly refreshing
“When I was 48 i got involved with the royalty...”
Tom is a damn Saiyan . "I'll come out of this stronger than before the accident."
That Segura Zenkai boost
Top Dog is a full-blooded saiyan from vegeta.
If Nappa had a beard....... and gained like 80 pounds!
Tom has some similarities with Yajirobe, and Bert has a lot in common with the Ox King.
@@shawnmcvey7789 c'mon bro, out of the 2 of them Brent is *definitely* Yajirobe.
Fat
Smelly
Selfish
Cowardly
Obsessed with food
Picks his nose in public
Questionable relationship with animals
I love the guy in the back always laughing. He must love his job
Brent's dad dunking on his son like Tim dunking before The Incident was worth the price of admission
This podcast is literally an escape from reality for me. Love these Hitlers!
Bert is so hilariously manic and tom is the PERFECT compliment to him
I want to see Bert narrate a Drunk History episode about the royal family.
Hopefully Winston Churchill.
That would be amazing
How has he not been on that show! Has he? Needs to
Yes!!!!
Omg yesss
If Bart was a king, he'd be Robert Baratheon from GOT.
I'm thinking he's moreso Ser Dontos Hollard
@@honestinsincerity2270 Lol Dontos does look like a medieval Bart if he broke his nose.
But I think Bart is more of a Robert due to his extreme racism (but at least Robert only hated the Targs)
Ah 100%!
Uh... HUNdred percent.
The difference is Leann isn't a lesbian.
Paid for the show on New Year's Eve didn't get to see it... But saw it the next day and was worth every penny I will never leave you guys
The blockbuster sequel to Fatstronauts: Tom and Bert go to...Knight School 😂
Bert “type in dishwasher” Kreischer
you know every headline you've read that says "florida man"? Thats bert.
Brent, once again, is all over the place with his words. It's like he's tripping over each sentence
It's really distracting. He was so good with christina P cohosting
"The problem is I talk really fast, and I was calling him Indian when has actually from Pakistan."
I don't think the speed of the speech is the issue at hand.
Its as if he realizes how dumb its about to sound, so he makes a left hand turn into oncoming traffic and steps on the gas as if the next idea is trying to run away from him. lol
It's almost like he has significant brain damage from substance abuse.
@@Darkhare33 yeah she wrangles him in fast. It's her show though. Part of the fun of this is that Tom lets him be a hot mess. Lol
60% of Monday is Nadav's quick cuts to Tom reaction faces when Bert says his insane stuff.
59:30 this is why I watch this podcast! HAHAHAHA Love it when Tom feeds Bert´s ideas!!!
This is the least amount of drinks Burp has had in front of him ever.
Lol 😂
He barely even drank a lot I was very very surprised
im disappointed and sad about it, i thought he was the party king and could put em down, but he was hammered after barely drinking much at all, im an alcoholic too and i had half a handle just during the show and 3-4 doubles/triples an hour and a half prior i really thought his stories about drinking were true, when he lists off to tom what he drank the night before or something its usually, 2-3 double titos and soda the first one he slams, then another one before a bottle of wine, thats like a good breakfast for an alcoholic maybe hes not shit good for bert i dont know why everyone of his friends thinks hes an alcoholic, since he can barely drink and is strong enough to quit for a day or two
@@Itsjustdrdrew tf was all that written for...hahaha
You know when you're trying to unfold a picnic table and the legs fold back in on themselves?
That's what happened to Tom.
Oh god hahaha not bad
🤣
"35% off, you're already halfway there."
I absolutely LOVE Bertmath
Last time I was this early Tim still had 4 limbs.
Legs always below a table - definitely had a double amputation so Crapsky can really get in.
man how funny would it have been if it was tim that had that accident lmao
“Sometimes I say stupid things”
- Bert
Smartest thing he's ever said.
“Kratom is like a vitamin”
@@sprytefox I mean-- I take it everyday. so that's good. no cap' as the kids say when they trip my trigger finger.
@@calholli Why do Kratom instead of Weed it’s basically just giving yourself an addiction.
@@jaypee6804 I used to smoke weed for years- but it fucks my head up now and basically makes me schizo -- so I avoid it like the plague... Last year I tried microdosing tiny pieces of edibles for awhile-- but I ended up need more for tolerance, and then eventually it was doing the same thing as smoking it-- so yeah--- weed is a no go for me. I actually do very well on pain pills, they help me a lot and I myself have minimal side effects from them for whatever reason--- for a couple of years I was able to get full Rx bottles and use them all month-- and it was great-- but it was pretty expensive-- so I stopped doing that too. No "addiction", no issues quitting-- I get that a lot people of problems with it apparently-- but its just not that way for me, for whatever reason. and then along came kratom -- which is quite a bit cheaper and has a similar affect as pain pill in how it really helps lower inflamation in my bloodstream and such and helps mood quite a bit without any side effects at all. All be it, its at a much less potent level as opioids==== I mean, Kratom is to heroin as coffee is to meth---- you can say that they have a few similar properties, but its at such a lower affect that its not even really comparable. Fun fact, kratom is actually very closely related to coffee and is in the same family of plants-- and if you look them up and compare the leaves, they are so similar that its easy to mix them up, for a regular person that doesn't know much about this stuff............... So you saying- "you are giving yourself an addiction" is just not true, its just your uneducated opinion on something that you have no experience with... and that's fine-- but I would advise you to do some research and learn about these things if you're just going to throw around assumptions like that. I don't even drink or smoke ciggs at all-- Kratom is all that I mess with, and it seems to help me more than enough for how cheap it is. Its interesting stuff.
“If queen elizabeth is watching” 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m sitting Washington Football team style, kicking my morning off with a big ol kool aid and uncrustable
Lame
@@dalefirebirdd how will I ever recover from mr ropesman not liking a comment. But for real, saying “lame” is 10x later than anything anyone could possibly say.
@@VIi726 lamest
@@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 uhuh
@@VIi726 Not lame. Got you good.
So many ads you’d think Tom doesn’t have insurance
its greedy AF
He's not stingy w the ads
@@daveh4925 the shows free bro just skip the ads if you don’t wanna watch em
@@jadenpuentes1505 Yeah protect the greedy guys - mental cringe fans no mocking of comdian elites - even tho they mock tiktok tards
If you hate ads, you can kill all the TH-cam ads by skipping to the end of the video, hit the replay button and the ads should disappear.
Can't do anything for there ads though.
They ain't doing this for free.
"Im not the best with reading"
Its okay Brently, I don't think anyone's ever been on the fence about that one.
Anyone who has ever been on opies for pain can tell that Tommy Bunz is still munching that candy 😂
And now I have to pay attention, Thanks @Mr J said slightly sarcastically
I don't think 7 long ad reads was enough.. THE FANS WANT MORE ADS!!!!
Well good thing theres 11 more ad rolls on the vid.
Plus tons of youtube ads if you don't have adblock.
You could pay for TH-cam like a dumbass in another comment thread!
If you hate ads, you can kill all the TH-cam ads by skipping to the end of the video, hit the replay button and the ads should disappear.
Can't do anything for there ads though.
They ain't doing this for free.
MORE ILLITERATE BERT READING ADS
Bert is just Ricky from Trailer Park boys, Tom is Julian just laughing at all of Berts made up words.
Is Nadav bubbles?
That's drinkin buddy
Tom: "we've fired somebody" 20:55
How come i can still hear Nadav?!
Do we know who did get fired?
Tom's trying to pay some medical bills with all these ads
Its that and im more than sure that they're new years episode for 10 bucks or whatever didn't sell well lmao
Notice me
@@Ben-xg7ig aha yeah that’s why they had an unexpected server overload 🤔 that shit was annoying as hell trying to get on live and they wouldn’t return anyone’s money.
Ads are a disgrace
@@daveh4925 yeah, what pieces of crap. Trying to make a living. Disgusting.
"There's Royalty in Spanish?!?"
Bert is truly The King
Burnt " I think slower than I talk" Crapper. Never seen someone so simultaneously unaware and aware of themselves.
Aware but completely incapable of affecting change.
13 youtube ads in between long live ad reads. The video is only an hour and a half. What a great show.
ad blocker is a game changer, its a browser extension, i dont see any ads ever
TH-cam premium is always an option remember you are on a free site they have to make money too
They're just following proto..
They were copyright claiming any vids of Tom's accident, this is a business
The ads when they're like this are auto added, but it's nice to know there's someone at the helm doing absolutely nothing to mitigate it lol
My two favorite things on the podcast…. When Bert is doing or saying something ridiculous, weird or funny and Tom just stares at the camera… 😂😂 the other is when Bert is doing his wheeze laugh 😆
Bert's understatement of, "I'm not the best with reading" is the equivalent of, "the Titanic voyage on April 12th, 1912 was a less than pleasant cruise experience",
favorite way to start my day
A hundred percent
1:08:15 I love how Tom brings up IMMEDIATELY someone dying & then proceeds to sit up to engage more😂😂😂
Can't wait to hear about how Brett makes everything about himself
I'm tuning in to hear more about him dissect his thoughts on himself. Like a modern day philosopher that's only interested in himself.
Who's Brett?
Who is Brett?
Well he did save his arm by twisting it and restoring blood flow, ultimately he saved his life. Bert the life saver
@@AllanJ...Batmo365 he’s sitting right across from todd??
I think Bert's invisible friend, Lyle, could get him knighted.
Dear Bruce: You renounce your citizenship, you don't abdicate it.
-Prince William
Bert thinks of a story, starts telling it, jumps to another story that leads to another story and then gets confused and asks what he was just saying.
Sounds like the plot of a Family Guy episode
@@MichaelWutsch Except in this episode Peter is a functioning alcoholic who almost passes out during podcasts.
@@Plague_Doc22 oops, I mean his thought process is like a family guy episode's plot structure. The set up always go somewhere crazy with a bunch of random thoughts throughout the way
Don't forget the ad read in between each thought
@@LuckyLuch1 Isnt it insane...it's eight ads.
Tom should start playing a game where he sees how many stories deep he can make Bert go without finishing the first one like Bert storyseption... y’all following me? I think I’m on to something here... then after like 30 minutes he’s look up proud and be like “6 A NEE RECORD” at the very least it would give Tom something to do
We need a two bears one cave with Top Dog and Mr. K on the show at the same time
Why did I just realize Bert is the american Karl Pilkington.
"I'm not the best at reading" someone who writes jokes for a living
How is reading and writing related?
He also does a great job on Ad reads for the most part. This episode maybe wasn't his best work though.
@@calholli Well you kinda gotta read your jokes after you write em, eh?
@@DestroyerSTP but you just wrote them, it’s fresh in your mind. No need to read in order to write. Duhh, you’re probably a reading shill.
@@caseyb1365 l I think you need to look up what shill means because you completely used that wrong. Comedians sometimes work for years to come up with their final act and they rearrange certain jokes to get more of a punch from the punchlines. They are constantly reading and rewriting their work. Don't open your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
“John Mulaney went to rehab”
“I wish him well!”
*Tim Dillon joined the chat *
XD Remember his drug addict costume he wore on Conan, except it wasn't a costume.
*Great idea for a tom and bert 'buddy' movie; Tom and Bert go to all different countries with monarchs trying to get a royal title*
Brent Crysler's immage of a Frenchman: "Hunchback of Notredame but with a cigarette"
YMH fan girl's pathetic attempt at humor: "spell Bert's name wrong"
@@DNYGdjwhat has gotten up your knickers? I actually really like Burnt, came to YMH through his stuff...
I honestly love how they're so open about bodily functions hahaha - I think it's good to do just so you can figure out what's normal or odd/unusual or if it's worth getting checked out, sharing knowledge and experience beats shame any day.
When Brent says he ran 10 miles he means the treadmill was running for 10 miles
Bret is completely fine with reptiles, spiders, roaches, etc crawling on his face yet, nearly had a massive panic attack when Tim brought a bunch of balloons to the studio.
Makes total sense.
The main reason I watch this show is for the guy laughing in the background 😂😂😂. Love Tom and Bert though, but that guy is amazing
If Bert ever thought, "I should have an original thought, and not speak until the thought is fully formed," it would truly be an original thought for him.
nope -- he would literally forget.. and that's why its never happened.