This Is What Will Happen in the Next Billion Years
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Rip the future kids who have to memorize all this for history class.
Jackson Kelly LMAOOO yessss they will suffer 😂😂
Jackson Kelly if we can remember this in 6 minutes, they will too
How about those future kids who want a good future but can't have one.... :(
There would be new technology after too far into future which makes kids to understand things easier or artificial IQ and stuff . Who knows what would be invented
Jackson Kelly I
In 1B years the ice cream machines on McDonald’s will still be broken
NUUUUU
💀😭😂
Simon L NOOOOOOOO
WHo wants to live for thousands of years my guy?
Powerrangerroy Pro Loser not thousands, you have to be more generous than that
Whenever he mentions something bad, the hopeful part inside me says:
*Unless humanity artificially prevents it*
or...humanity exacerbates it.
As long as life conditions don't get worse. We should be able to prevent a lot of terrible things.
@@MsJoshisfat Well I sure hope so
Exactly. And the same goes for most of the rest of the events. There are a lot of things humanity may prevent, possibly for inscrutable reasons. I think "humanity with lots of tech does whatever it sees fit." would be a more accurate prediction.
Take "sun completes one orbit of galaxy centre". That isn't intrinsically bad, but is something that could be disrupted as a side effect in some huge galactic engineering project.
@@donaldhobson8873 Yep agreed
Maybe England will have managed to win the world cup 1 more time by then.
True
Or they might still be singing it’s coming home…
Nah, they'll lose on penalties in 985 semi finals and 324 finals.
Haha
shut up man
in 10 million years morgan freeman will look exactly the same
And life will still exist, since he'll still be narrating it.
Black don't crack we know this
dom g true
dom g e
savage
I would hate to be a kid in class having to write “January 1, 1,000,000,000” for the date
Courtney Cornett I'll probably a shorter way still. 😐
School will most likely not exist by then
Chase Lmao, looks like you didn’t read the comment trying to act smart, kid. He never said 1B years from now, he said on a certain day. Stop trying to act smart and grow up.
I would probably use that x10 shit I learned in physics lol
Jack Marston however scientists predictions of the past will be activate to such a degree that we could potentially treat them as facts rather than theories
I’d be surprised if humanity lasted another 10,000 years
or 100
i don't think we're gonna make it to 10,000 years but that would be badass.
In 1 billion years, all usernames will be taken
actually if we consider 20 char for the limit and a new name every nanosecond, we would still have pronunciable usernames after the heat death of the universe.
TheIlidius r/woosh
LOL
1) not a woooosh, 2)r/ihavereddit and 3)r/itswooooshwith4os
nomemates21 r/noonecaresbutok
The last human alive will come back to this video and comment: "Last!"
Thats depressing
Last!
@@peanut4076 Last!
Not last
Last!
Plot twist: yellowstone brutally errupts tomorrow, we all die in next 2 years.
I literally just watched a video that was like "what happens if yellowstone erupts tomorrow"
there's like a 0.0001% chance of it erupting any day and putting the world in an ice age
:)
Nope
80 Million Years from now be like:
*Hawaii Demo has expired*
lol
Pay 80 million $ for subscription of a year with one month completely FREE
@@swayamprakashkar9664 EA
We can’t even put together an accurate 7 day weather forecast
In a billion years he's gonna feel like such an idiot
Weather is just harder to predict, simple as that. Just because something sounds simpler doesn't mean it actually is.
CR0SSEYED JESUS
exactly
A continental plate has somewhat more momentum than an air mass.
2 day*
In about 100 years everyone in this comment section will be gone
TheOnly 0506 not if a 2 year old is watching
TheFrozenRider 2 years old can’t comment
Taesty Jungcock there are 7.8 billion of humans so you never know
TheOnly 0506 i already miss you 😭
TheOnly 0506 deep as fuck. Haha
I cant wait for kids in the year 1B to experience Morgan Freeman narrate the history of the world with David Attenborough.
Honestly, humans might one day be able to create their own planets, then we advance to a very intelligent species and live along with the other Aliens who are already more advanced than us, and are probably observing us right now. After that, we observe a new intelligent species and watch them grow. And everything loops...
I agree
Mans is going places, nit college but places
That's a good awnser .
I believe what you said over what this video clip has to say .
The sooner the better. .
we might just make Earth a spaceship that travels through the cosmos and acts like the HQ for humanity.
@@EvilBaggOBolts I assume you mean a Dyson Sphere.
In 1 billion years people will still be waiting for gta 6
Not even a fucking lie. Rockstar been saying there gonna drop the gay every year since 2014
Yep, you fucking damn right, I've been waiting for GTA 6 since fucking damn 2017
Brandon Trueman fax
Half life 3 ?
You forgot about elder scrolls 6 too
Okay I’ll see everyone in 2 billion years, remember this comment.
ClubAmerica92 ok
Ok
K
Kk
Ok. Cya then.
My family was talking about this last night, thx for the info
if in 600 million years we've not advanced enough to know how to prevent some of this we deserve to die.
if in 600 years we've not advanced enough to know how to prevent most of this we deserve to die.
Anyone else feel like a humans lifespan is so short after watching this
no shit
Omg.....we are a speck in time.....nothing really.....☹️
@@SuV33358 every single speck in time makes a difference though :)
@@nrichards7564 thanks for being positive among these negative edgelords, you're right.
Yup ☹️
Suddenly my unfinished math homework doesn’t look that important anymore
I'm sure we'll be gone way before that time.... we're pretty good at destroying ourselves, aren't we? Give it a 100 years and we'll see. It will depend on what system we use to replace the current ruling system of resource exploitation in the name of profit.
Funny because your math homework is part of us moving away and preserving our old home .. 📝📐♍️♈️. . 🚀💫🌖
@@ArtofBrandonTruster in the name of development too
@@ArtofBrandonTruster Actually the human species is pretty tough I can only see the possibility to destroy civilisation as we know it but not the species as a whole.
@@HarryHoppins the elites will at least survive any natural or economic disaster.
It was very interesting thank you for making this video🤔❤❤
To have all this information presented is very impressive. Live in the now! Very humbling to say the least.
U telling me I'm gonna die in 1 billion years
Or at 100 million or even 500-600 million years
shiiid wont even see 2100 lol
LOL u cant become 1 billion years best coment ever XD
When you don't get the logic, like it
ZombieKiller that joke just went right over your head
And we still can't predict tomorrow's weather...
you must be extra stupid to compare these two. things in distance future are more easily predicted than things in near future, the probability of error is high when predicting near scenarios and do research on the method used for predictions before comparing two things. remember edmond halley predicted a comet(halley's comet) 50 years before and it came. where would we humans be if it was not for our predictions, pattern recognitions?
welp, you must be extra stupid to compare a joke to actual reality . lol
+pudoo patel I do not agree with you but was right that it's very different. When predicting weather there are a lot of factors that could change and are very hard to predict. While in the space we simply know the mass of the planets so we can calculate their trajectory.
+Warriors'nAll if the joke just promotes stupidity then yes its ok to take it seriously
You must be extra-extra stupid to even take this joke seriously,
Thanks for the heads up, mental note made
Your videos are highly addictive 😊😊😘
2019: what country are you from?
50,023:what planet are you from?
It may not even be a planet, first try space station, then astroid, meteor or star then moon of a planet then planet.
@@MJLeger-yj1ww simplified: what paRT of SPace are yOU fROM?
@@Iugeer One you wouldn't recognize if I told you (you're too simplified!) LOL!
In 1819, what town are you from or 10,000 BC, what village are you from?
na more like what multi universe are u from
in a billion years all our comments will say (1,000,000,000 years ago)
Didn’t he say in the video that computer dates stop after 10,000
Baconater419 Thank god updates are a thing
lmao
More like the comments will be, “who’s watching this in 1000000087”
Im Unique TH-cam wouldn’t even be around
One thing that amazes me that they could have the access to the photos and videos taken a billion years ago!!
In a billion years, one piece is still ongoing
imma add this to a playlist called "watch this in 1 billion years" to see if he was right
A very very long long long youtube channel name but ur not alive by then.
MrTroll Gaming are u serious? it was a fucking joke Lmao
TheOgTrollKing yes how about you?
A very very long long long youtube channel name "...our starting point in africa.." - He was wrong even before the video started...
A very very long long long youtube channel name 😂
AD 1,000,000,000
The orange satellite floats through the rubble. Humanity is but a distant memory. As the satellite for the first time reads no incoming signals, it determines the human race is gone. It's side flap opens, releasing a small, Orange and black package, with the inscription, *HALF LIFE 3*
*sobs in mourning*
Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air No no no no! Valve will do something! No no no we can't wait for it!
Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
with a message attached;
_trolled lol -Illuminati_
10/10 post
The bit that played with my imagination, was the thought that different groups of humans could eventually colonise other planets, evolve separately into the new subspecies, and be completely unaware of their own origins and the other subspecies out there who share those origins.
You might want to read "Foundation" by Asimov if you didn't.
Imagine when you die waking up and realizing this entire life was a simulation and that we are actually living on another planet 200 million years in the future and we dont even look like this type of human anymore but we live countless lives through simulations that show us what living in the past was like and in the skin of our human ancestors.
in a billion years im still single
Edit 4 years later: still single
Kevin Otero its okay bro you dont need need a boyfriend or a girlfriend
Clifton Smith Yeah because people have hands so they can wank :DDD
Halleum but you'll never be with the one you love
Kevin Otero xD
Kevin Otero Too bad
3:34 “And Africa will be split into two separate landmasses.”
Madagascar: Am I a joke to you?
A land mass is a large section of land.
Seychelles: am I a joke.. to *YOU*
South America: Don’t u forget about me.
Objectpoint how large is large enough
@@emotionalavocado2336 Madagascar is quite big , it has 1000,000 km square
Love how scientists can't predict weather couple days into future, but videos like this exist :D
humanity as we know it now will most likely not witness most of what is mentioned in your video... but thank you for this brilliant video...
History class in 1B years: *what's the name of the species that lived in earth 1 billion years ago?*
We’re gonna be boomers
-Retards- Homosapiens
KTA Reyes
Remeber that there will be no words from the modern language.
@@Charlie-ur5kc on yeah so... μ￦¥{}¤Ω|μ¬
Monkeys ?
This is 3 years old now, can you change the title to, “This is what will happen in nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-seven years?”
hahahahah
Facts.
🤣🤣🤣
Trying to give me a seizure?
999.999.997 years for anyone who was wondering how it would look like
Imagine they can’t predict the weather for tomorrow and we listen to this
That’s a fair point actually 😂
My lord, the almighty Beetlejuice is going to live for another 1 million years?! CRAZY!
3:37 A moment of silence for the Mars colony.
Phobos does not have that dense of a core, and will probably break into many pieces instead of impacting on mars
And all the Martians that lived on it
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Nah won't happen. They can easily push phobos and push it back to orbit by then
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I hope there’s a spectator mode when we die
I wish we could pick the year too.
@@Fadyy no they patched it
Please allah we need spectator mode😂🙌
@@saifahmed1555 eid mubarak may allah bless you my bro
When you die you won’t even notice you lived in the graves for seconds 🤦🏽
Best channel on YT!
could you do a video on what happened in the last billion years?
I expect TH-cam to recommend this after 1 billion years
TH-cam will be in void archives by then
how do l upload to TH-cam?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
We will all be longgggg dead by then 😂
@@ParakeetWorld you must be real fun at parties
@Timeless Grass just because i dont play along with a fucking joke doesnt mean i dont get it lmao. I dont have to be sarcastic on every single damn comment. Go pay attention to your humor and not mine
Ah so this is what depression feels like
Ryan Sanghavi
Same here. Same here
Ryan Sanghavi Yup was thinking the same thing
Kosta M. Oh wow you genius! Are there numbers in the alphabet too?
I don't understand why people get upset/depressed over the inevitable. Just savour your present moment instead of worrying about the inescapable, during the finite days of your life.
Oh don't get depressed. This video didn't mention how mankind has destroyed Earth in one thousand years.
At the end when he said "who knows what a billion years can bring" he was thinking aliens.
2:52 In the Betelguise supernova, while this will most likely happen by happen by 1 million years from now, it could also just as likely happen in a century, or a decade, or tomorrow. AFAIK, we simply don’t know when, just that it will happen sometime soon (on a geological timescale).
I certainly will be dead by then
I was bored and checked your channel. BEST decision ever!
well im sure with that attitude you will
but you can reverse your death
But... Im scared when i die i wanted to be immortal :( and heaven would be gone :o
Life In Reverse We are dead alredy so who cares we are dead already in 1 billion year
Universe: *dies*
Moms: IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES.
Why is this so true-
It’s cause your on your phone all day!
but if the entire world dies then moms how gonna say any...
thing.
K U ok boomer
George ibrahim how was the funny or relevant in anyway to the comment?
If you look at what we all came up with the past 200 years, it would be nice to see what we will have come up with in the next 1 million years.
If all goes well we will have ways to counter most if not all negative effects and just keep on living
I am both equally in awe and very sad there is an end to this rare blue dot in the universe
funny if humans went to mars for 1 million years and forgot about earth and one day they thought it would be cool to go there and be like first man on earth guys how cool.
And another 1 million years when humans have colonized earth again, they would forget that they lived on Mars and want to travel there...
"One small step for a martian, one giant leap for martiankind"
Go and watch Aldnoah Zero to see what happens =P
jay williams Who knows? Maybe there was intelligent human life that lived on another planet that came to Earth but they eventually went extinct.
Mars probably used to be identical to our current earth, but was destroyed in a nuclear war and the survivors fled to Earth to terra-form it... and thus an infinite loop was created...
- starts panicking as if I’ll still be alive then -
Same haha
Shrek Is God yo think about this youll close your eyes and never open them again humans will mutate earth will be destroyed and u will never ever come back to life all those religion fairytales are just to comfort us so we die peacefully but that aint true and deep down we all know it😢😢
Jorge Asamul
That’s deep
Jorge Asamul
Wow. I’m now in existential crisis+anxiety mode... love ittttttttt
the facts lmao
I'll see everyone on one billion years when the TH-cam algorithm recommends this video again.
In 1 billion years we will still be waiting for Ghost of Tsushima 2
Tragic
imagine history class in 1 billion years
Nick Crompton HAHAHAHAHAHA
They would share all the dankest memes ever created.
Well i guess we Germans would still be Nazis XD
It'll be worse than maths
I will die
after a billion years,this will be a meme
Varga Gergő i wouldnt hold your breath babe lmao
Varga Gergő OMG 666 LIKES
És egy magyar :D
Felho Srac :D,lepjük el ezt a komment szekciót gyerünk
Please pin this comment above.
it would be interesting to take part in the input data to simulate all this
I feel so useless right now
nothing in life matters
That’s bc we r all useless at one point
Jk yeah I’m bad at this
That's not true and this is human facts ....dont believe everything you here seek and you shall find truth God will be coming soon those who have faith ..god will bless them every human matters this video make me sick. He is speculating with knowledge words but it is written what would happen seek God. You'll find him amen
@@lizethflores1988 How sad, the worth of a human's life is to contribute to the future of humans. It is to inspire others or to leave a positive mark on the future in any means possible. Seeking excuses for a life that contributes nothing to the future is meaningless, since no one will remember your name.
If you vote for Beto, you are!
This is giving me a existential crisis
I plan to live long enough to see all this happen
He is putting a lot of faith in humanity being around for a lot of this
In 200 years old humanity is extinct because the economic system made normal life no longer viable with people serving the system instead of the opposite. Billionaires own everything so people did not have kids and only billionaires who do not know how to grow their food survived but not for too long.
This will end all the human insanity.
1:50 fully terraform mars
also 6:07 world ocean will evaporate
what a pathetic delusional video
@@gamerstellar What makes ocean evaporating when the Sun starts to luminate more energy delusion? Asking from genuine interest can you reply that the Sun's heat won't gradually kill life on earth. I have not seen any information outside of religious rhetoric that the sun won't slowly end life on earth.
@@brydonthunder at that point you can do earth shield. rofl
@@brydonthunder or move earth completely from orbit like one giant space ship
But will there still be memes
Memes will Never due. Never
only pepe will survive
Survival of the Dankest.
Mr. Murica i sent my dank memes in my harddrive into space, so it will live on
memes are eternal. i think if humans didn't exist memes still would exist
Who could possibly know what anything will be like
In ten years let alone a billion!?
😁
A *BILLION* years!!
Science
@@valencefootball9740 science ? Lol most of expert politicians prediction for the next 5 or 6 year is wrong.mucb or less 1 billion
I’m a come back to this video in a billion years to see was you correct about everything
in a billion years the dollar store will become the ten dollar store
Anxiety levels before this video: 0%
Anxiety levels after this video: 110%
sounds like we hope
A I D S don’t worry about it, there’s no guarantee any of it is even true
@@audellaroque4730 Lmao, thanks for the comfort! I literally was on edge about the topic 😅
@@melancholygirl7793 exactly
Melana Anonymous true and thanks for the comfort
3:03. Nailed it. That’s us. Explains a lot
The first humans appeared early in the current ice age which began something like 2.6 to 2.7 million years ago, not 200,000 years ago. Even modern humans, homo sapiens, is older than 200,000 years.
And 50,000 years before the next glaciation begins? While that is possible, there is reason to believe that it could be any time in the next 3,000 years as well. After all, the previous interglacial warm period, the Eemian, didn't last all that much longer than the current interglacial warm period, the Holocene, has already lasted.
In 1 billion years, Half Life 3 will still not be out.
Oldmanjenkins 59 true after that dota card game
Lul
Best comment. Didn't expect that haha
Oldmanjenkins 59 *will enter beta mode
Oldmanjenkins 59 Lmaooo
Ok guys, we got a billion years to get into space and start colonising. Don't fuck it up!
*800,000*
We? Fuck you calling shots. Get working.
You're right. Better get to it then!
To our future generations: "Stop watching video's and start colonizing!"
applying for a job at spaceX... rejected, well at least I tried!
We'll find a way to circumvent the issues. And future me will assist. Hope to see all of you on the other side
This kinda helps you realize the really, really, your everyday problems aren't that important.
Done something embarrassing? Not important. Who will remember in a billion years.
How pissed will this guy be if he's wrong after waiting for 1 billion yrs lol
Your sense of humor is gold.. 😂
Idiota !! 😂🤣😂
Sir I don’t think he will be alive in 1 bill yrs but his ghost will sure be rly pressed 😌
Ale Caceres obviously😂
Ale Caceres r/woooosh it was a joke lol
Anyone feeling that our life is too short after watching this?
Yeah we need more lifespan to try their cool gadgets and food recipes too TwT
Yea....
I'm sort of relieved. I'd rather not live long enough to witness, for example, this "Y10K" thing. However, we may or may not be in the middle of some apocalypse right now.
Its sad never knowing the truth's of this universe and space within our lifetime. What other bizarre things are out there.
No you will
Live forever either in hell or heaven
I cant wait to live on Pangea Ultima in the year 2.4million
After reading Laurence Kraus’ universe from nothing, it’s somewhat terrifying but also incredible that we, originating from absolute physical nothingness, are heading directly towards nothingness.
The Qur'an says in Islam🟢🟢
"O people, if you have any doubt about Life after death, you should know that We first created you of clay, then of a sperm-drop *5 then of a clot of blood, then of a lump of flesh, shaped or shapeless. *6 ( We are telling you this) so that We may make the reality plain to you. And We make those (sperm drops), which We will, remain in the wombs for a fixed period, then We bring you forth as a child; then (We nourish you) so that you may attain to your full youth. And there may be among you one who is recalled earlier and one who is returned to the most abject age so that he should know nothing even after knowing all he could. *7 And you see the land lying dry and barren, but as soon as We send down rain water upon it, it stirs (to life), and swells and brings forth every kind of luxuriant vegetation.That is because Allah, He is the Truth, and it is He Who gives life to the dead, and it is He Who is Able to do all things."
@@linamm3074 interesting. And you truly believe that? In the face of all the evidence?
The idea of humans separating and evolving into different species is a mind frick
It’d be like Star Trek aliens but IRL
It's highly probable.
I honestly believe that's how aliens will be formed. From the the migration and colonization of humans on other planets.
And not knowing about one another
Imagine if we whould evolve into weird furry humans/furrys o-o
Then we find out in a billion years nothing has changed except the bottle flip finally went out of fashion
And fidget spinners?
Fidget Spinner the spinner
Fidget Spinner the spinner
HazzerGaming 😂👍
Error at second 8: Humanity has been around since 4 million years. Another error at 1:05. In 10 thousand years, human genetic properties will not have completely mixed. Human genes adapt to the environment, therefore people living at high latitudes (that have little sunlight compared to low latitude regions) will keep a brighter skin color than people living near the equator. The dark skin color is caused by melanin pigments, which are the protection against sunlight.
Error at 6:12. The Oceans will not evaporate at 47 degrees Celsius average temperature. They will eventually evaporate some time later, after the sun will have increased its brightness even more, heating Earth up to 100 degrees and more.
Error at 4:05. The currently existing Hawaiian islands will have sunk into the ocean because of erosion, but new islands will keep forming. Therefore the Hawaiian island chain will continue to exist.
Me: Checks video length before starting watching
in 1 billion years, your parents will still tell you to pause the online game
Happened to me 😠
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What if in that time, you can pause an online game 😱
YOU WONT EXIST AND I AM 6
In 1 billion years
Queen Elizabeth II: man that stegosaurus still owes me 40 pounds
interesting. Tks for the video.
Everyone: we'll die, we'll become history!
Me: In about a billion years, Queen Elizabeth II will turn 1,000,000,094 years old!
@Heinz Guderian lol old hag
Big mood.
I thought she already was that old.
Tim N' Lola adam the first human and eve the 2nd those are the only 64 Million years old poeple
The Browns still looking to get to the SuperBowl. Harbaugh 0 for1,000,000,000 vs Ohio State.
In {Insert time period here} the {Insert object here} would have completely eroded away.
Samovar maker in 6:33 my optimism would have completely eroded away.
In 2018 the toilets would have completely eroded away.
In 1 second dabs would have completely eroded away.
In 2020 the president Donald trump would have completely eroded away.
Rohan Khubchandani in 2024 the president Kanye West would have been completely eroded away
Amazing!!
Because of our unique ability to look away
To turn our gaze away from problems I give us less than 200 years.
Cognizance is commensurate with courage.
We fear change so much that the pain of holding on (to what we think we know) must far exceed the fear of change before any progress can be made.
“In 250 million years-“
*screw it we’re already dead*
G.N Challenges I’ll try my best
1:23 In 50,000 Niagara falls will have already fallen.
@@gm-te8nn You might say that Niagara has fallen for the last time.
Not unless some genious is able to bring cryosleep to life and humans will be able to put themselves to sleep and wake up in 250 million years the same age, but nobody’s smart enough for that
@@gm-te8nn In next 1000 years humans will be dead.
i don’t know if i’m depressed or impressed
Today. Impressed.
In 1 billion years. Depressed.
Earth has been inhabitable for us during most of its existence.
Dimpressed
@@aquarius5719 And it will be again very soon…
Me too
Don't be impressed. Everything that was said is not validated or known.
Basically every problem you've ever had means nothing.
Aw yes i love it , admin truly become the wizard seeing millions years from now
If only i would knew what i will be eating for tommoros dinner 😒
"So, what should we call this star?"
"Beetle juice."
"....uh, how about something more sciency?"
"Ok, how about... _Betelgeuse_."
"Perfect."
Always thought it was pronounced as "Bet-tell-geese"
Depends on which part of the universe you come from.
my thoughts exactly
My brain...
Dead dx
*Why am I watching this? I’ll be dead 😂*
Because it's interesting as hell.
Then time travel
We will all be dead.
Maybe we are watching from the future 😂😂
At least dead in 2106 :/
Watching this and then worrying about my credit score is insane to me rn