Let me get this straight. You managed to neglect the city of Dave to the point where you only just learned of its scheduled demolition. You decided to just go along with it for the sake of Funko Pops. You decided to volunteer to do the demolition single-handedly instead of leaving it to professionals. You decided not to convey this to any of the 125 thousand or so people living in Dave. And instead of using normal equipment, you harnessed the powers of a fucking god to destroy the city over the course of nearly a year, only to burn all of existence to nothing, restore what you spent all that time destroying, and destroy it again? And yet all that still pales in comparison to that fucking jumpscare.
You can turn up the disaster scale with a little scroll bar at the bottom left, I think, I saw it towards the end when Dan was placing the meteorites to create the tsunami.
Let's watch it burn [2x] Let's watch this city burn the world [Chorus:] Let's watch this city burn From the skylines on top of the world 'Til there's nothing left of her Let's watch this city burn the world My body doused in ash with two empty cans of gas The only evidence they have is a police sketch of my mask And it's hard at times to ask if you can save my heart for last And it's hard to face the facts when the darkness fades to black It's not just make believe when they make me take a seat And they put amphetamines in the air and make me breathe So come on and grab your children, look out for burning buildings And villains who pillage, they're killing by the millions And billions of people die for a lost cause So now I pray to my nation destroyed under god (It's the end of the world) All my battles have been won But the war has just begun [Chorus] The city looks so pretty, do you wanna burn it with me? 'Til the skies bleeds ashes and the fucking skyline crashes They catch us with matches to ignite the flame And all the hopes of a youth deemed fucking insane They say, Take the pill In god we trust Go and kill God loves us As in life as in death Breathing 'til there is no breath I will not die in the night but in the light Of the sun with the ashes of this world in my lungs But who am I to say let's all just run away Grab your saints and pray, we're gonna burn this world today. (Say it's the end of the world) As in heaven as on earth We've been dead since our birth [Chorus] (Let's watch it burn) [x2] The city looks so pretty, Do you wanna burn it with me? The city looks so pretty Do you wanna burn it with me? The city looks so pretty Do you wanna burn it with me? We use the trees as torches Do you wanna burn it with me? Fill the streets with corpses Do you wanna burn it with me? Watch the city fucking bleed Do you wanna burn it with me? Bring the world to its knees Do you wanna burn it with me? [Chorus x2] Let's watch it burn Let's watch it burn Let's watch this city burn the world
Dan, if you wanted to mess around more, on the bottom left hand side, while in the disaster selection menu, you can change the intensity of the disaster. The higher number correlates to a bigger and stronger impact.
im pretty sure every time he saved during the series, he made a whole new save, so he likely has many many archived saves of dave the city at various stages of development
Dan, there's a slider in the bottom left of the screen which you can raise the power of the disasters, using that probably would have killed off half the city with 2 tornadoes
If there is one thing the new Sim City has over this game it's the disasters. I know this is trying to be a realistic game but in Sim City you could unleash a Kaiju to stop around the city, unleash a zombie virus, send in aliens to attack the city, start a city wide riot, have a super villain start destroying everything, and more. And for the disasters which naturally would have difference levels of intensity you could control how tense it was.
Well, I never watched the Cities: Skylines series and therefore have no emotional attachment to this city whatsoever, and I legitimately like Funko POP figures, so this is really a win-win for me.
theres a slider to the left of the disasters bar thing thats the intensity. Its in the same place where the road options are for curved ,straight, or free road building are, but you have to have the disasters thing open.
All I can say is: when you find the slider and try a 10 tsunami... your going to have a bad time. I actually got one in one of my normal playthroughs and... let's say the maps needed to remove my city afterwards. I had THREE disaster relief centers and bunkers and I still collapsed completely and totally.
Had it for my PSP. It's funny because the one thing I remember about it beside the customization is that you could go to LAX in the PSP version, but not the console.
Wedge Antilles Its because you have to watch for 30 seconds before it counts as a view, but most people like it before they become a view so there is nothing wrong with youtube
Dan's translation of dutch. scared then living shit out of me and my dog.
I'm still recovering
It's our only weapon of mass destruction.
YES!
SuicidalToaster so did I, I was in my living room with my dog on the couch. she jumped up and howled
The Stratatigerizer yeah, Holland is a hard place to live...
Shame you didn't see the slider to increase the intensity.
ikr...
RenzoVV98 I was literally screaming at my screen
Jerrymations ! Same
I basically saw through the slider until it was mentioned.
I got jumpscared by the Dutch language
Callum Flinn Me to lol!!!
me 3
I was drinking when that happened
It scared the absolute fuck out of me
Threw my phone across the room!
Jesus christ dan....8:25 made me wee a little...
poodlemeister22314 thank you kind sir for telling me when he screams so I can anticipate it. Thank you
thats rank
i was watching at 3am and thought a demon was in my PC
Let me get this straight. You managed to neglect the city of Dave to the point where you only just learned of its scheduled demolition. You decided to just go along with it for the sake of Funko Pops. You decided to volunteer to do the demolition single-handedly instead of leaving it to professionals. You decided not to convey this to any of the 125 thousand or so people living in Dave. And instead of using normal equipment, you harnessed the powers of a fucking god to destroy the city over the course of nearly a year, only to burn all of existence to nothing, restore what you spent all that time destroying, and destroy it again? And yet all that still pales in comparison to that fucking jumpscare.
This is so epic
Yes
yes
"A thunderstorm isn't a disaster: it's a thunderstorm"- Vote Nerd 3 2017
As soon as I read that, Dan said it in the video
Holy shit my ears D:
Relentless/MrCobyChan Scared the utter shite out of me
Be Witty your not the only one
Relentless/MrCobyChan it scared me
Thanks for making me spill my cup of tea.
Stop, please. XD
JohanBleoak ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol
Im sad now, knowing that this made someone spill precious tea, it was probably the perfect temperature too.
Im sorry for your loss.
I genuinely want Dan to play this again, anyone else?
Ravenhar I found to
he did an entire like 60 episode completes series on it.
***** Exactly and now that he's destroyed dave the city he can rebuild
As long as he doesn't try to speak "Dutch" again, then I'm all for it.
yeah
ah yes, the old complete series. otherwise known as a million episodes of bush
Jayden Farmer are you from Alabama
Jayden Farmer sixty shades of bush
bushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbushbush
Bush, bush, lady bush, bush, baby lady bush, bush
Ouch my fucking ears thanks Dan
i saved you guys from the devil by liking this
Harry Summers jumpscare
Harry Summers i had my vol full blast rip my ears
Harry Summers Pretty sure I actually pissed myself a bit, Jesus fuck that scared the piss out of me
Harry Summers wtf was that shit
You're a fool Dan! You can't simply kill what's already dead, let alone kill Death, also known as...
... *Dave, The Shark, The City* .
Artur Araújo jeff the shark
Artur Araújo how about frank
you know the zombie
hes dead and yet can be killed again
When was Dave the shark?
Poggle566 rollercoaster tycoon 3
no, that was jeff the shark. also known as THISGAYFISH!
THAT EARRAPE
what's the timecode of it?
The time code of an Ear Ape is, for minutes, the last digit of Pi. Add seven seconds and you will be at the correct point.
Moonlene thought something was wrong with my earphones for a minute
Thats what dutch does to your ear
I'm alone in the dark at night and i really didn't appreciate it. Reminds me of the jumpscare he made in his Fuel challenge video.
WHAT THE FUCK DAN. MY EARBUDS WERE AT FULL VOLUME AND THERE WAS NO FUCKING WARNING. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
VinorSion the fuck are you on about?
VinorSion and what was wrong with it? He didn't even raise the volume of his voice
Pahman Dutch I'm assuming
cry about it
you didn't watch the hole video
so in this video we learned that dutch is the worst language ever.
Kennan Dunn if that was the actual language we spoke that be hilarious. i'm dutch and that part scared me and made me laugh so much.
Kennan Dunn it mad me jump when he did that
Mr. Glowstick me too
Kennan Dunn I'm Dutch!
SnorSqaud ! Good for you!
who else thought their PC/macbook/laptop/android/ios was having a stroke at the dutch translation bit lol
Jezus man, das niet nederlands.
Dit is nederlands.
Bitterballen.
Enne specerijen.
It made me learn that my phone had a virus
How did you even do that
Dutch it’s a lie
You can turn up the disaster scale with a little scroll bar at the bottom left, I think, I saw it towards the end when Dan was placing the meteorites to create the tsunami.
JventadorB yeah but dan is blind...
You can only destroy it once anyway
The DIY tsunami reminded me of the GTA IV tsunami mod when Dan was in the ambulance with the massive death spikes
Good to know there are still a lot of people who remember that.
Owen Higginson I remember that...
Owen Higginson I remember... Liberty City isn't the only place Tsunamis occur in death spike for you know
Classic Nerdcubed...
AH SPIKY WATER OF DEATH also carmageddon
A 5.5? In Chile, we don't even notice such a small earthquake, we don't even get up from bed for nothing less that a solid 6.8
pascal ausensi in england roits start at 1.1s
It’s like in Florida, if it’s less than a category 3, no one even notices it
It depends how deep it is. In Christchurch we had a 6.3 earthquake which killed 185 people
Why don’t you go get another 9.5?
A large truck could drive down my road and everyone panics
I was almost asleep whilst watching this and then Dan's LOVELY rendition of Dutch made me shit out my heart
Let's watch it burn [2x]
Let's watch this city burn the world
[Chorus:]
Let's watch this city burn
From the skylines on top of the world
'Til there's nothing left of her
Let's watch this city burn the world
My body doused in ash with two empty cans of gas
The only evidence they have is a police sketch of my mask
And it's hard at times to ask if you can save my heart for last
And it's hard to face the facts when the darkness fades to black
It's not just make believe when they make me take a seat
And they put amphetamines in the air and make me breathe
So come on and grab your children, look out for burning buildings
And villains who pillage, they're killing by the millions
And billions of people die for a lost cause
So now I pray to my nation destroyed under god
(It's the end of the world)
All my battles have been won
But the war has just begun
[Chorus]
The city looks so pretty, do you wanna burn it with me?
'Til the skies bleeds ashes and the fucking skyline crashes
They catch us with matches to ignite the flame
And all the hopes of a youth deemed fucking insane
They say,
Take the pill
In god we trust
Go and kill
God loves us
As in life as in death
Breathing 'til there is no breath
I will not die in the night but in the light
Of the sun with the ashes of this world in my lungs
But who am I to say let's all just run away
Grab your saints and pray, we're gonna burn this world today.
(Say it's the end of the world)
As in heaven as on earth
We've been dead since our birth
[Chorus]
(Let's watch it burn) [x2]
The city looks so pretty,
Do you wanna burn it with me?
The city looks so pretty
Do you wanna burn it with me?
The city looks so pretty
Do you wanna burn it with me?
We use the trees as torches
Do you wanna burn it with me?
Fill the streets with corpses
Do you wanna burn it with me?
Watch the city fucking bleed
Do you wanna burn it with me?
Bring the world to its knees
Do you wanna burn it with me?
[Chorus x2]
Let's watch it burn
Let's watch it burn
Let's watch this city burn the world
Peasant Steve is it a parody from let it grow
It's Hollywood Undead - City, but I can see where you get that from
Peasant Steve oh shit Hollywood undead
Fuck
Three words:
SEASON TWO NOW
everyone should like this so Dan sees it..
everyone should like this so Dan sees it..
and with alll the road mods that are out now i think he would enjoy it a little bit more too
97 MORE YEARS
everyone should like this so Dan sees it..
damn i remember when you played this. BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH
Didn't know presidency was in this game.
xD
Jack Allman 🎇🎆🌠⚱️🏺🔮📿⚗️🔑🛎🖼❤️💛💚💙💜🖤🔔📣
Cant forget Slope to Sleep...
died
The fact Dan didn't title this video "Davepocalypse Now" disappointed me
amit banai wouldn't make sense that was a war movie if it was dave impact it might've been better
amit banai Or "You, Me, and the Davepocalypse"
Or daveageddon
Your wish shall be granted
the Dave after tomorrow
they need a covenant assault carrier to come and glass huge areas of your city
8:19 totally not a jump scare
I read the description and thought of Jeff. Anyone miss him?
Oh wait, I think he flew to Mars
TemporaryPeter yes my geoff personally iss cockney ,hes a family pet
God damn funko pops! Ruining everything
He is a Rick and Morty fan.
Praise Him
All hail Lord gferrol118
gferrol118 Dutch is a scary language tbf
Ruining everything, like my ears.
that was way too loud, it fucking damaged my head phones... thanks Dan
IKR
Joseph Dowie i need new eardrums
"That Tornado's huge!" No Dan, us American's would call that a small one, a huge one would be the size of the whole thing of Dave
I feel like Dan's translation may have hacked my brain.
I was expecting "The city of Davesville
IS UNDER ATTACK"
Why do people want an encore of this series, it would just be him placing bushes in a line FOR HALF AN HOUR
Snorkel Ninja Because it's *Dan* placing bushes in a line for half an hour. Makes a massive difference.
ENCORE
Nay sir, placing bushes for AN HOUR
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls 👏👏👏😫😫😫😂
ABSOLUTE DAVE-ESTATION!
"It's a tsunami mate you can't just ride over a ts- oh okay" I laughed so hard.
"Thunder must have struck it" - Nercubed 2017
That description. There can only be one shark he's talking about.
Jeff.
I literally thought my headphones were being abducted
Dan's dutch is flawless and I'm dutch.
I almost shat myself during the dutch part
I need a new heart after that that weird loud episode 😣
8:19 some say this is the only recorded pronunciation of the shem hamephorash in existence 😂😂😂😭
You didn't mess with the intensity slider. why?
Debra Burchett he didn't notice
Debra Burchett he is blind
8:18 ah yes, I love the district called
*pÆčKζäßtdkjйłšëàœŵ*
There is a intensity slider on the bottom left when you select a disaster.
We want power says sunny grain with solar panels on top of if.
Jeez, when that “Dutch” language came on, I almost jumped out of my freaking chair!
Wow, half an hour ago I started downloading Cities Skylines on Steam because I haven't played it for a while, and then you upload this!
Downside:no more city of Dave. Upside:more funko pops
opester inc also upside, Dan can now do another series of this
Ravenhar that's a much better upside
Those are both downsides.
Dan, if you wanted to mess around more, on the bottom left hand side, while in the disaster selection menu, you can change the intensity of the disaster. The higher number correlates to a bigger and stronger impact.
R.I.P my ears they were sacifrased for the internet
Twas not in vein
DAVEpocolypse, uploaded on 4/13, meteors, I smell a homestuck
Matt G I still blame John, he must have something to do with it...
Bring back Cities: Skylines completes with a new city!! :3
Candllight it should be called Jeff the city (no not Jeff the shark)
I have never removed my earphones so fast before... Thanks for that Dan appreciate it
You son of a bitch, my headphones were on 50% max volume with surround sound and you almost gave me a fucking heart attack
What Dan didn't realize was that there's a slider in the bottom left for disaster intensity :P
Cheers Dan, actually just shit my pants due to the fact it's 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
*Waiting for Country Roads*
*realises this is Nerd3 and not RT*
.............
The whole video
*🎶COUNTRY ROADS , TAKE ME HOME🎶*
which I think is Dutch.
NNNOOOO NOT THE BUSHES YOU FORCED US TO WATCH PLACE DOWN!!!!!
This genuinely is one of the best video's ever to come out of this channel
Please say you made an save file before you wrecked the city XD
オーウェン・ウィルソン even if he didn't upload the thing at the end of complete series which I think he did, I'm fairly certain someone else would've cloned it.
That would take many hours
オーウェン・ウィルソン yes, but do you really think people who watch Dan have a sense of time being wasted
That's a fairly presumptuous opinion
im pretty sure every time he saved during the series, he made a whole new save, so he likely has many many archived saves of dave the city at various stages of development
Me: Oh no don't destroy the city
Dan: Factories for Funko Pops
Me: NUKE THE PLACE
City Skyline releases a new DLC! The Nuclear Bomb! £30!
People complaining about the earape I'm wearing headphones at nearly full volume I HAVE EAR DAMAGE NOW
good god never knew my native language was a jumpscare
Well if you are at sea, you are supposed to sail towards a tsunami because you can ride over it until it crests
Unless you got a front heavy ship
Jesus fucking Christ, that fucking ear rape scared the living shit outta me
thanks for the dutch, mate. made my entire box of jaffas end up on the floor.
Everyone's dead dave
Jesus fucking christ that dutch language scared the fucking shit out of me
FINALLY! WHO'S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?!?!
Country roads, take me home...
to the place
Yes Yes Yes He's doing more videos!!!
Dan, there's a slider in the bottom left of the screen which you can raise the power of the disasters, using that probably would have killed off half the city with 2 tornadoes
when is the Dutch part
8.25
thanks all
Earrape o clock
NERDYY lol
Procrastination and entering the domain were essentials part of these series.
You read they name it proper made me jump
How 2001: a space odyssey really ended
Just as terrifying
Really wished Dan wouldn't do stuff like that...
A joke is supposed to be funny, not earbleeding.
Honestly my reaction to that was roughly "OHCRAPWHAT". And then he said "Which I think is Dutch" and I'm still giggling.
It's a funny joke, but ffs, I had this on while I was going to sleep, and that jolted me the fuck up
If there is one thing the new Sim City has over this game it's the disasters. I know this is trying to be a realistic game but in Sim City you could unleash a Kaiju to stop around the city, unleash a zombie virus, send in aliens to attack the city, start a city wide riot, have a super villain start destroying everything, and more. And for the disasters which naturally would have difference levels of intensity you could control how tense it was.
Well, I never watched the Cities: Skylines series and therefore have no emotional attachment to this city whatsoever, and I legitimately like Funko POP figures, so this is really a win-win for me.
That Dutch joke is exactly why i love you, dan.
ow that scared me
I hit my sofa several times in anger when I saw the title of the video
i threw my headphones off of my head and broke them when the dutch part came up, you owe me new headphones dan
as a dave im sexually offended
yes and yes
I totally just had a happy trouser accident.
I loved to see dan put down bush after bush.
....I need help
Can u make this a new series
Like another cities skylines series
theres a slider to the left of the disasters bar thing thats the intensity. Its in the same place where the road options are for curved ,straight, or free road building are, but you have to have the disasters thing open.
OMG SKYLINES YAAAS!!!
"I've just woken up from my sleep in my house where I live."
Sounds like Peezle Ward.
YOU CAN NOW PRE ORDER THIS ON XBOX ONE!!M
No joke
Does the Xbox one version have an auto save feature and some small modicum of stability? If so, it's better than the PC version.
All I can say is: when you find the slider and try a 10 tsunami... your going to have a bad time. I actually got one in one of my normal playthroughs and... let's say the maps needed to remove my city afterwards. I had THREE disaster relief centers and bunkers and I still collapsed completely and totally.
u should play midnight club la
Holy shit, I used to have that game! I fucking loved it! Just taking out any car/bike for a test drive was the best!
james shirt nostalgia.....
Had it for my PSP. It's funny because the one thing I remember about it beside the customization is that you could go to LAX in the PSP version, but not the console.
The thing I remember most is having negative money... I genuinely had -10mil at one point, not sure how I managed it but that was a thing you could do
This is freaky, i literally just finished rewatching the completes series of Cities:Skylines
40 views 70 likes
Go home TH-cam you're drunk
Wedge Antilles Its because you have to watch for 30 seconds before it counts as a view, but most people like it before they become a view so there is nothing wrong with youtube
i was watching this late at night, in the dark, alone, when you announced the name of the suburb, you scared the shit out of me.
39 views 43 likes perfect youtube
It Is Cause The Like Counter Updates Faster Than The View Counter.
The Noprene No, its because you have to watch for 30 seconds before it counts as a view, but people like the video before they become a view
we need a season two of this
Dave: The Re-imagining
I like how Dan dosn't see the slider in the bottom left for how intense the disaster is. Default is 5.5 and max is 10