I'm waiting for the "Short, fat Czechoslovakian/German Florist who immigrated in the year 2000, only wears red leather and has a penchant for collecting Mongolian artifacts" DLC before I play this. I just wanna see what she does.
I don't know what you're talking about. This game has some of the best and most majestic animation for animals I haven't seen since red dead redemption
If you're wondering, this game is good because it was made by David O'Reilly. You know, the person who essentially made that Adventure Time episode "Cycle of Life," and the game "Mountain." I don't know a lot about him, but from what I do know, he is _awesome_.
I find the Cow thing way too funny to be honest. It's stupid and inexcusable but you said it yourself. A glitch or fault that does something random in a game taking itself seriously goes on, it's fucking hilarious. And to me, it is.
But can you play as a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden or the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific? Also, there is _nothing_ tiny about Amy Schumer.
So I bought this game cause it was on sale. Didn't know what it was about *Got high with my friends* Came home, and son..... I entered another level playing this game
this video might just be the best ome on the entire internet. it had alan watts (i'm a big fan), hilarious animations, and rick and morty quotes. my insides are tingly with happines
everyone is laughing about the walking animation, but personally I think that this game is beautiful and it really puts thing into perspective about how expansive our fabric of reality and the universe is and how small and unimportant each of us are
This looks like one of those games I wish I could have played as a kid. Letting your creativity run wild in a world where you can practically do everything, coming up with your own stories along the way...
I like to think that when he turned into the neutron star and flew around aimlessly, that he accidentally collided into and killed his mountain from that playthrough and didn't even realize it.
"you find out Santa isn't real, and your reality comes crashing down on you". Who was actually surprised at that, who was surprised by the fact that there isn't actually a person who delivers presents to everyone in the world, I couldn't imagine doing that for everyone on my street, let alone the world.
For those wondering about the, "Repairing someone's car" joke, in an episode of Rick and Morty, Rick goes into his car battery, which is actually another universe.
I've been feeling seriously down in the dumps recently, for several days, but that fucking animation made me cry laughing! You just helped it by talking about it so seriously, it made it completely unexpected... And you as a cow rolling past a goat just chilling with his upside-down friend made me pause the video and just laugh for several minutes :D //And it literally has a blinking and breathing animation as well! Oh my god, my sides are exploding :D
After watching this video, I watched the Bloodborne video and I have to say in that video you had no complaints about the roll-y mechanic you used to move around 80% of the time haha! Loved the videos :)
Are you telling me you *_don't_* move by rolling forward in 90 degree bursts?
Ikr! Who doesn't?
Bas van de Kleut Kids these days...
I don't. I do 180 degree bursts. I also can't look directly up or down. Please help me
i move in 239 degree bursts
I know a guy who moves by 69* bursts
when you run out of budget on the game you're making before you get to the animations
Oliver Age 24 I love your channel!
Oliver Age 24 ohh shit it's Oliver
Oliver Age 24 you're like my favourite youtube!
Oliver Age 24 r
Oliver Age 24 O FUCK IT'S OLIVER
I'm waiting for the "Short, fat Czechoslovakian/German Florist who immigrated in the year 2000, only wears red leather and has a penchant for collecting Mongolian artifacts" DLC before I play this.
I just wanna see what she does.
George Farren Czechoslovakia does not exist.
Ondřej Saska anymore
George Farren sorry, that will be... £500.
£500? What do you think this is? Train Simulator?
did you just assume their gender?
I was nowhere fuckin near ready for that walking animation XD
You walk like that?
Kashief Andrews wait isn't that the way animals move? Ermmm I think I need to see a dokter
Minsc And Boo you don't?
AgentHax I would find it difficult to kick evils butt if I did...
Minsc And Boo just get your timing right
the game where a cow animation is so bad that a bouncing frog is considered a good animation
Tbh it isn't bad. It's David O'Reilly.
but frogs do bounce...it's kinda what their known for
I don't know what you're talking about. This game has some of the best and most majestic animation for animals I haven't seen since red dead redemption
S7Robin I am disturbed yet highly intrigued by your profile pic
+constatine the great Fucking normies
The WaffleTaco420 let the battle of neck beards begin
Source? For... Research purposes... yeah...
Oooh boy Mister Meeseeks needs to do some mighty fine research
The cow rolling is not a problem
It is a feature
Calm down, Bethesda
"It-it just works"
@@ThatGuyHelm it actually is tho….. it is a reference to something from the creator I believe…
"A Universe within a Universe. Am I powering someone's car?" I understood that reference.
Tedious Totoro there's no box
Tedious Totoro Slavery with extra steps
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
where does he say that?
Rick and Morty.. My life.
this game is actually called 'vsauce simulator 2017'
Nathaniel Francis digestion begins in the mouth
Nathaniel Francis do you want my head delivered to your door in a box, but what is a box?
Nathaniel Francis but it isn't though
Where, are you fingers?
Nathaniel Francis HeY VsAUce MIcHaeL HeRe
If you're wondering, this game is good because it was made by David O'Reilly.
You know, the person who essentially made that Adventure Time episode "Cycle of Life," and the game "Mountain."
I don't know a lot about him, but from what I do know, he is _awesome_.
Where are the miniature giant space hamsters?
*Squeak!*
they are busy smiting evil
I was *NOT EXPECTING THE COW ROLL* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought I was watching a farming simulator...
Yeah, I was like "It'll probably be a 2 frame animation of legs moving forwards and backwards." I laughed my ass off when the cow started rolling.
Toby Barnwell I was expecting some weird shit but when it just face planted itself vertically into the ground I completely lost it.
Hey Phinneas
Dam it's phinn
I find the Cow thing way too funny to be honest. It's stupid and inexcusable but you said it yourself. A glitch or fault that does something random in a game taking itself seriously goes on, it's fucking hilarious. And to me, it is.
I was worried that he would turn into a giant teapot
I get that Planet Sandbox reference! I think that's the games name, I forget.
Salutations my children, are you ready to embrace the power of S M O O T H J A Z Z
my body is R E A D Y
yo shaggy this isn't _W E E D_
WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK
Ruh ruh roggy I'm in rouble
shiiiiiiii..... i got that funk
I am proud to have been watching Nerdcubed for 4 - 5 years
UBER same
Yo también.
cookie?
Ricky Sanders me too my man
I read the web comic before even knowing the channel existed, I remember him having 5k-ish.
True vet boys :D
When describing the games biggest flaw:
"It's like Amy Schumer in a room filled with actually funny people."
I died when I heard that.
I don't know what mean by the mammal animation of moving being horrible, I think it is very realistic and gorgeous
Cory Baxter exactly! I mean, how do you move if not limp bizkit style
But can you play as a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden or the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific?
Also, there is _nothing_ tiny about Amy Schumer.
No, just a Banana
A Totally Ordinary Aubergine Shut up you smeeeeee, smeeeee heeeeeee
Czechoslovakian
Who let the mass effect andromeda animation team make a game :/ atleast they improved the animations.
ag ree
So I bought this game cause it was on sale.
Didn't know what it was about
*Got high with my friends*
Came home, and son.....
I entered another level playing this game
Descends from pollen and becomes a hydrogen atom. *Can still see the pollen*
The fucking cows roll and you're bothered by the scale?
I'm done. I'm not a fan anymore.
I'm an air conditioner.
**vrrrrrrrrrr**
I'm a vacuum:/
I on the other hand am a huge fan. Galaxy size, in fact.
I identify as a malteaser
"A universe inside a universe, am i powering someone's car?" THE ULTIMATE RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
yeah wow. you got it ... man ... *yawn*
A Rick and Morty Reference
at THIS time of year at THIS time of day in THIS part of the country, all localised entirely in your kitchen.
May I see it?
I Pissed myself at the cow animation 😂😂😂😂😂
Dan, if you're a lamp post, judging by your Just Cause 3 series, does that mean you are your own greatest enemy?
So I'm going to assume that Nerd³ had a life 2 years ago and never seen "The horse raised by spheres".
2:38 Birds fly, grass grows, and busta, I hurt people. BONK.
Rick made our universe to power his car, our life's mean nothing
I salute your references
Bleachie Wouldn't that technically mean the meaning of life is to power Rick's car?
I also salute, god bless the references and the fact that I get them
Bleachie RICK AND MORTYYYYYYY
You can always pass the butter.
this video might just be the best ome on the entire internet. it had alan watts (i'm a big fan), hilarious animations, and rick and morty quotes. my insides are tingly with happines
nerd + game = cow
Zeflow reference!
George Brown of what
Just cause 3
The walk animations for the animals is amazing. I never knew what I was missing until this game.
*THE INFINI-COW*
REAAAALLY should not have been drinking water when the cow roll showed up.
*Insert "Insane Cow Posse"-joke here*
The animation of mammals takes my mind off so many things. Just seeing animals flop around like a wheel just makes me extremely happy
I personally love the cow animation 😂
"oh looks I'm a flea!" *descends* *cant stop starts playing*
Wait, Santa isn't real? Q_Q
Brandon Cain That's a joke, if you haven't guessed it already...
Yeah, it was a great joke, the thought of a world where Santa doesn't exist is so ludicrous. Where would all these video games come from?
ElaborateTiger Am I right!
bl4ckscor3 no. He's not. what are you five ???
everyone is laughing about the walking animation, but personally I think that this game is beautiful and it really puts thing into perspective about how expansive our fabric of reality and the universe is and how small and unimportant each of us are
This. Shit. In. VR.
You wouldn't last 5 seconds as a cow
“It’s like Any Schumer in a room of actually funny people”
Finally something we agree on.
they see me rollin' they hatin'
"When you put Amy Schumer in a room full of actually funny people" lol
Can u do some more houseshoes hotdogs and handgrenades
You mean "Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand-grenades"?
Harrison Green when did houses get shoes?
nah i think you mean handgrenades houseshoes horseshoes and hotdogs
did you mean "housegrenades, handshoes and horsedogs"?
DiddyTheDestroyerOfWorlds probably "grenadedogs horsehand & houseshoes"
Particle: Majestic, sprawling, component exploding infinitely.
Pollen: Floating nectar from budding blossoms.
Acorn: Rolling seed in search of fertile ground.
Cow: *THUNK*
Loved that rick and morty reference
Not sure what’s funnier, the annimations of the fact Nerd Cubed of all people can be completely deadpan to it
SANTA ISN'T REAL????
does anyone else want Dan to upload a video with the same thumb nail and description, but it's Dan playing everything he owns simultaneously?
I want to get into pc gaming, how much ram, what graphics card and all that should I buy?
ok thanks
Darude Sandstorm
???
thanks
check out this YT Chanel called "BulletBarry", he always talks a lot about these things, I'm sure he'll be a lot of help to you
This looks like one of those games I wish I could have played as a kid.
Letting your creativity run wild in a world where you can practically do everything, coming up with your own stories along the way...
I knew god was a cow I just knew it!!!
I was 100% not ready for that cow to faceplant the grass. That is superb.
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Man, that Alan Watts segment made my night. Always love to hear those. Also; I N F I N I C O W
Bark
Bork.
bork
Kevinator birk
OOOOAAAAAA BIG DOG
Kevinator
smeeple!
I like to think that when he turned into the neutron star and flew around aimlessly, that he accidentally collided into and killed his mountain from that playthrough and didn't even realize it.
Woah, here one second after!
The island has better animation than the cows
I don't understand anything Dan says in this video
Get civilised
Profile pic checks out.
2:52 Can't believe we had a Sonic Frontiers teaser that early without realising it 🤣
Is this drugs?
David Glossop no it's... everything
HolY FuCK
As soon as he said we couldn't be a Czechoslovakian florist my hopes and dreams were crushed
yo
I want just six hours straight of Dan playing this. Give. Now. Go. Dan. Record.
35 seconds!
He narrates this like Jeremy Clarkson narrates his top gear sequences and I love it
The idea of this game actually blows my mind, too bad the price of a PS4 would blow my wallet.
Nerd getting mad because the mammal animations are simplistic is like someone getting mad because a barman should know why the horse has a long face.
I've been watching nerdcubed for 6 years but he is getting funnier each year
"you find out Santa isn't real, and your reality comes crashing down on you". Who was actually surprised at that, who was surprised by the fact that there isn't actually a person who delivers presents to everyone in the world, I couldn't imagine doing that for everyone on my street, let alone the world.
I am definitely going to get this game in the future
the fact that you can play as the particles and even a Higgs Boson is amazing
The dance at the end was awesome. Those buildings made my day.
the cow roll is adorably funny i love it
I mean to be fair the walk cycle is one of the most David OReilly movement animations ever.
What you see here is the natural, and beautiful, evolution of the 90's interactive screen saver.
For those wondering about the, "Repairing someone's car" joke, in an episode of Rick and Morty, Rick goes into his car battery, which is actually another universe.
The bit at the beginning where you philosophized about the animation of mammals sounded exactly like Jeremy Clarkson would have said it
Once it says you can go back to the gold, you absolutely have to try and find your way back. There is something quite intriguing about it
"this game was made by a gibbon!" one of my favourite nerdcubed jokes and and a big throw back.
Can i become a planet sized turtle with 4 elephants on my back holding up a disk world and call myself Terry?
Obsidian doesn't crystallize like that.. that looks more like quarts crystals
I've been feeling seriously down in the dumps recently, for several days, but that fucking animation made me cry laughing!
You just helped it by talking about it so seriously, it made it completely unexpected...
And you as a cow rolling past a goat just chilling with his upside-down friend made me pause the video and just laugh for several minutes :D
//And it literally has a blinking and breathing animation as well! Oh my god, my sides are exploding :D
I hope you're doing better today!
dude, the rolling cows seems to be the best thing about that game
Very few TH-camrs make me laugh out loud. You are one of the TH-camrs that can make me do that.
I love how he mentions rick and morty
"I am now a universe inside a universe,wait am i powering somebodys car?"
This is the kind of game I look at, play for 10 minutes, get bored and go complain that I have nothing to play.
The Rick and Morty reference made my day. The universe inside of a universe. Good job, good job.
"You are a globular cluster.. that is the most vicious thing anyone has ever called me."
At least the lampposts don't kill you in this game.
How can you not love the four frames of rolling?? It's so ridiculous it's great!
The cow animation only made me think...
"Rolling around at the speed of sound"
Having watched a bunch of buildings do the make a baby building dance, I am now scarred for life. Thanks for that.
I must admit that the animation for the cow moving caught me quite off guard. But you know what? If I were to play this game, I'd just... roll with it
After watching this video, I watched the Bloodborne video and I have to say in that video you had no complaints about the roll-y mechanic you used to move around 80% of the time haha! Loved the videos :)
"am I powering someone's car?" I knew I had to like after that.
"Am I repairing somebody's car?" Love the occasional Rick and Morty reference. Keep it up Dan!
"I'm now inside a universe, inside another universe... am I powering somebody's car?" Fucking great reference.
"Let's go into a universe inside of a universe. Am I powering someone's car?" I get the reference.