HOLY SHIT!!!! A TH-camr FINALLY figured out the whole "bullets fire per frame rate" thing! I have seen a few TH-camrs completely miss that but still question what's happening to the bullets when they go slow-mo!
People rn: hwgca TV DVR ftufiuw the same stuff you put in the world was made to the monarch of the Assembly I am not sure if you have to be good to hear from you soon I'll be in the world was made to the monarch of the Assembly I am not sure if you have to be good at it and companies whose products are you still have the power of the Assembly I am not sure if you have to be able to remember the codes for the interests of Lower Canada member of our grade is a repost it is the Hitler and Stalin the same stuff to do.
best youtuber? debatable but in my opinion yes and generally most people atleast consider him top 5 best game? its interesting but its really more of a benchmarking tool than an actual game
You booked this like a wrestling show. The catapults feuding with the orcs, the Santas feuding with the dwarves, and the penguins/penguns feuding with the chickens/chickguns either side of a tag-team split, and then AT PPV the catapults teamed up with the Santas and penguns to face off against their nemesis's. Perfect.
I'd love this as a series - Once again Dan manages to add some story/a narrative to the game which makes it even more interesting than it already was He should create a story based series surrounding the battles of a single empire, maybe the chickguns
I believe that he is simply taking a break from the completes series for a little while, as that is what he stated in his latest news video. I believe it was the 30th April 2017 video.
Dan, you make the best content when you enjoy it. I'm not worried about what series you're doing or anything like that. I enjoy your videos the most when you're having fun. Keep doing that.
Go watch an episode of eccleston or tenant and then say that. There was zero tension, the monster was awful(bugs that kill people, yaayyyyy......) and there was no emotional build up
Dan in 2017: "The world's in a dark place right now" Me watching this video in 2020: "Ha you think 2017 is dark try living in 2020, it only gets worse my friend"
okey... i know you probably wont see this and i probably wont get any likes but how about for a new completes series we do a 4x game (eXplore, eXpand, eXploit, and eXterminate) see wikipedia aka play civ 6
Dan: *Uploads new video* Fans: "Make this a series!" Dan: *Uploads new video* Fans: "Make THIS a series!" Dan: "I'm not really doing completes anymore Dan: *uploads new video* Fans: "Make this a completes!"
Really good fact about Penguins and planned explosions... After the Falklands War in 1982 there were minefields that were left untouched by humans for obvious reasons. However, because of the weight distribution of penguins they are able to walk over the minefields with no consequence. Our united belligerence has made a penguin sanctuary that humans can never enter. :) :( ??
Dan: “The world’s in a dark place right now”
Me in 2020: Ha! That’s cute.
Does anyone even remember what was going on 3 years ago?
HaVaK I literally had to ask around to try and remember what happened in 2017 that made it a 'bad place'...
I heard it and thought this was a new video....then i saw “3 years ago”
@@mrcheese2238 so... what happened?
yep.
"The worlds in a wierd place at the moment"
*confusedly checks the date this video was released*
lmao same
'wait, this was this year?' XD
Same XD!
Same!
I did the exact same thing!!
The intro statement only gets more accurate with time...
Yep. Truely is a messed up time ay?
Only getting worse
Like wine. Only better.
Dorime
I dont even remember what was happening back then.
HOLY SHIT!!!! A TH-camr FINALLY figured out the whole "bullets fire per frame rate" thing! I have seen a few TH-camrs completely miss that but still question what's happening to the bullets when they go slow-mo!
KitsuneNoMeiji I think it's that they are firing so fast it's once a frame
It's because the device didn't use FixedUpdate
Dan is a game developer
May 6, 2017: “The world’s in a weird place right now...”
February 2020: *”Hold my beer...”*
July 2020: "Hold my vodka..."
People rn: hwgca TV DVR ftufiuw the same stuff you put in the world was made to the monarch of the Assembly I am not sure if you have to be good to hear from you soon I'll be in the world was made to the monarch of the Assembly I am not sure if you have to be good at it and companies whose products are you still have the power of the Assembly I am not sure if you have to be able to remember the codes for the interests of Lower Canada member of our grade is a repost it is the Hitler and Stalin the same stuff to do.
@@philippebelozeroff9346 what
ha
@@CatCraftYT November 2020: “hold my bleach....”
Yes pls never stop this series. Brings back memories from 2012-2014
screw the memories! this is just straight, raw entertainment!
666 likes xD
Philip Mårtensson ii
Ecks Dee
Yeah make this a series...
KingBubblybear uhm... no
KingBubblybear um yes
Yes.
SERIES! SERIES! SERIES! SERIES! SERIES!
Yeah make this a series I mean
Serie-ously HAHAHAH
(sorry)
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN...
1/3 of europe
OR
a rat
The flea that was on the rat
A rat
The piece of bacteria that's on the flea that's on the rat.
Too soob
Depends on which 1/3. If it is OP then yeah, that 1/3 would win.
Instead of megapults(TM) you should have called them glass cannons
thats... not how glass cannons work
You ever made a cannon out of glass? That's exactly how they work
What about glass out of cannons how does that work?
It's supposed to be strong but delicate.
™
"West pole"
Did Dan just confirm the earth is indeed flat?!
No, because then it wouldn't really be a pole anymore.
no, it's a CUBE
Deaken B a nerd cube
TIME CUBE
Yeah if it's flat there are no poles. I bet there are 4 poles!
"If only the president was alive... And not a complete fucking idiot" is now my 2nd favourite nerdcubed quote
gferrol118 what's the best?
What's your third?
gferrol118 my favourite is "F$&K YOU ZOIDBERD"
Roderick R Sniper elite 3 I think.
My favorite NerdCubed Qoute is
"*The noise he makes when the wings come off his glider in NerdCubed Plays Aerofly FS*"
0:17 re watching this, I had to physically check the upload date because that is SCARILY accurate to now
Too close to reality again ahhah
Unfortunatly
For real. What was even happening in 2017?
Yup.
"Today's weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun."
ok then.
Oh yeah! Loved the last one of these, realy makes you think who would win in a fight between...
MINSC WITH A GIANT SWORD AND EVILS BUTT!
2.5 million people's Boredom... vs. 1 nerdcubed video.
VIDEO WINS
1 Armerica Vs 1 N. Korea
You mean Armenia?
It's nice how the intro still makes sense in 2020
And the weather today is mostly sunny with just a touch of sun.
More of this is necessary for the survival of Humanity.
Best TH-camr ever playing one of the best games
best youtuber? debatable but in my opinion yes and generally most people atleast consider him top 5 best game? its interesting but its really more of a benchmarking tool than an actual game
my mind works weirdly towards games
Ficticious yes yes and yes again dan is best ever
Forsinan 4 he is my idol, and my brothers
Dwarf Sex 42*
Nerd3 should make a series called Nerd3 Copycats were he plays games that are obviously a copycat of a popular game.
Andrea Massmann I agree
Andrea Massmann i love this idea
In a way that applies to this game aswell.
Like this one?
But how would he know what games did intend to copy the original? Bad idea.
More penguins, always more penguins.
One million penguins.
"THE PENGUINS HAVE OPENED FIRE" is probably my new favorite quote
You booked this like a wrestling show.
The catapults feuding with the orcs, the Santas feuding with the dwarves, and the penguins/penguns feuding with the chickens/chickguns either side of a tag-team split, and then AT PPV the catapults teamed up with the Santas and penguns to face off against their nemesis's. Perfect.
I love that intro. Reminds me why I still watch you after all these years. Keep up the good work, Dan.
12:25 "Today's weather: Mostly Sunny with some Sun"
...thanks weather
Mostly sunny with some sun. Sounds like a normal Sunday.
I am friends with the penguin pope and he tells me this is completely accurate to history
Including the nuke and the rematch
thank u wise penguin
They still need to add giant space hamsters...
The other new units WAR not good enough!
Miniature giant space hamsters!
Minsc And Boo add giant Jeffs?
add GEKKOs from MGS4, jumping tanks that sound like cows lol
17:41 “I don’t feel so good *cluck*.”
I have a really bad cold but Dan is giving me the strength to get past it. I love Nerdcubed
Pen-gun just sounds like a James Bond weapon... AN AWESOME JAMES BOND WEAPON!!!
two years ago and it still kills me that dan called the kangaroo a mammal instead of a marsupial
I don’t believe they a mutually exclusive
Fuck ya I was hoping for more of this
That intro is so much more real now
Better than Game Of Thrones
This was your best series Dan. This game (and sequel) was meant for you alone. It is a crime we only have a handful of Nerd battles, and not dozens!
I Killed A Spider, you're welcome.
Thank you.
I Killed A Man my welcome? I don't remember getting a welcome.
So THATS what Im supposed to do with spiders. Not release the ones that set up in my cups and bowls, or spare them to catch flies or moths
Spider-Man?
Nerdcubed, please make this it's own dedicated series. And never let it die. It must remain for all eternity.
Moar Woar
I'd love this as a series - Once again Dan manages to add some story/a narrative to the game which makes it even more interesting than it already was
He should create a story based series surrounding the battles of a single empire, maybe the chickguns
best part of the day this
Did anyone else notice the white square popping in every now and then?
Ye, what on earth was that?
Are you going to continue the planet coaster completes?
StingingGamer
No... he has stopped the Completes series, that's why they're has been Tests every day there isn't a Plays
I know... :(
He said hat he is going to carry on at a later date ;(
I believe that he is simply taking a break from the completes series for a little while, as that is what he stated in his latest news video. I believe it was the 30th April 2017 video.
>literally just stopped completes
Dan, you make the best content when you enjoy it. I'm not worried about what series you're doing or anything like that. I enjoy your videos the most when you're having fun. Keep doing that.
I couldn't stop seeing the avalanche as cereal...
"Heathcliff. Yes it's me, your Cathy, I've come home at last. Ooohh, let me into your window."
I was hoping youd play this again
*you'd
Nobody cares.
I do ...#GrammarNaziLife
That intro is even more relevant now...
James Orrell my thoughts exactly
Why did the chickens cross the canyon?
To not get hit by the boulders!
I'm so fucking happy he's doing more of this game. Today is a good day. Thank you Dan.
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Man, I wanted more of this.
"today's weather: mostly sunny with some sun"
So
Sunny
But can that lone pengun survive the zombie apocalypse that is heading directly toward it????
I think not....
‘Mostly sunny with some sun’ 10/10 weather reporting there
I LOVE YOU DAN
"Gorram damage" I love this channel.
The Chick Guns sounds like an upcoming girl rap group
Daniel Mullins i’d listen to that...
WHO WOULD WIN?
170, 000 people
VS.
A rat with the flu
YES!!!!
I came here because of nostalgia and damn, the intro really takes on whole new meaning in 2020
After todays awful episode of Doctor Who im counting penguin doctor as canon
Go watch an episode of eccleston or tenant and then say that. There was zero tension, the monster was awful(bugs that kill people, yaayyyyy......) and there was no emotional build up
Ben Miller hello neji
Dan in 2017: "The world's in a dark place right now"
Me watching this video in 2020: "Ha you think 2017 is dark try living in 2020, it only gets worse my friend"
Try 2022 sonny
BUT WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN
Kennith 13,000 avocadoes and 5000 apples.
The moment he started shouting I spat my drink everywhere from laughter, this is the best TH-cam channel ever!
Also just realised, the Penguns are basically the penguins from that one episode of Futurama
More war!
Wow the intro really holds up in 2020
If you don't do more I'll destroy all copies of Rick and Morty VR
It's gone digital. Are you secretly George Lucas or something?
The PancakeGamer I'm sure he could live with that considering he already has the game haha
Including his copy
Yesh
0:00 oh dan...
Oh past dan
You have absolutely no idea...
Fuck yes this is what I wanted your a legagand nerd
bobinbox 123 that's the joke...
Cirano Gaming you're
You mean legend..?
A legagand nerd?
Ah, the joy of childhood illiteracy
you absolutely MUST do more of these, they are far too entertaining!
MORE
This is an incredibly dramatic tale of the great avian war of gunnage
okey... i know you probably wont see this and i probably wont get any likes but how about for a new completes series we do a 4x game (eXplore, eXpand, eXploit, and eXterminate) see wikipedia
aka play civ 6
"Mostly sunny with some sun"
Doesn't that mean... it's just sunny?
1,380'th!
I WANT THIS TO BECOME AN ETERNAL SERIES
Wait, if chickens with guns are chicguns, then what are hens with guns? Huns?
Nerdcubed battle series as Dan basically as our ring announcer? Best content ever!
I love you for continuing this sheer madness and ask the questions we all ask ourselves at night
Happy you are playing this game
Everybody knows that the chickens only go into a psychotic rage when Link kills them. Otherwise they're just completely docile.
Intro is still applicable
Please play more of this dan this is one of the best games that you have played and I thoroughly enjoy watching the videos on it.
Dan: *Uploads new video*
Fans: "Make this a series!"
Dan: *Uploads new video*
Fans: "Make THIS a series!"
Dan: "I'm not really doing completes anymore
Dan: *uploads new video*
Fans: "Make this a completes!"
It's like the battle of the bastards that santa battle is insane
At 8:56 “He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day”
Today’s weather :mostly sunny with some sun
You should’ve called the megapults the glass cannons
at 17:32 if you slow the speed down to .25 you can actually see the gunfire speed up frame by frame. It looks so cool!
Dan is the best person to watch playing this. I want more of this game from Dan. This is the best. Also, more HD, HS & HG
Can we please make this a series? Nerd cubed Battles, there's your title right there.
"No more talk! We bring *More War!*"
But Dan, we all know that the trebuchet is the superior siege weapon.
I never thought I'd be rooting against an army of Santas... you proved me wrong
Dan 3 years ago: the world's in a weird place at the moment. 2020: am i a joke to you?
I hope you do another of these. I could watch this all day.
Really good fact about Penguins and planned explosions...
After the Falklands War in 1982 there were minefields that were left untouched by humans for obvious reasons. However, because of the weight distribution of penguins they are able to walk over the minefields with no consequence.
Our united belligerence has made a penguin sanctuary that humans can never enter. :) :( ??
Oh there's an avalanche...
OH SHIT THERES AN AVALANCHE!?!
I dunno why but that made my laugh
Please never stop this. It's amazing
"thick carpet of dead dwarves" how often do you hear that sentence lmao
Plot twist Jeff also invented the pennuke it kills everyone apart from penguins