getting brutally run over in my summer car
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hello mr sir
Nobody cares @blackout444
2:30 Martin you sneeze like a fart
The fact that Martin approves a song that goes and I quote as closely as I can "Run away with shit in your trousers" Is hilarious to me since he cant understand it at all.
Timestamp?
Timestamp???
Timestamp???????
that is amazing
Timestamp??!
The Finland debt is almost paid off, good job Mr frog. 👍
HEAVY FROM TEA 4 2?!!!
YOOOOOOOO ITS THE FUCKIN HOOVER FROM TIT FARTRESS BLUE
HEEVY FRO M FART 2?!?!
HEAVY FROM TEAM FART TREES TOO!?
@@MrViggie37DID U MEAN TEEN FART RACE TOO?
Holy shit new Martin content to watch 7 times in a row
Real
Real
Real
Real
I wonder who's fault that could be I'll give you a hint it's us the community we forced this on to Martin and this is what he has to you
My son is gonna be watching this tomorrow. Like this comment so i can remind him to finally take out the trash.
Did he threw the trash out?
@@junior40222 nope lmao
Ok :(
No food for 4 days@@GlizzyAssassin
@GlizzyAssassin has he done it since? Surely hes done it since....
fun fact! you can, with a mod, force other NPC characters to get as drunk as you do whenever you get drunk. that means that, whenever someone donates and makes you so shitfaced drunk that your head does a 180 on the X axis, so does EVERY OTHER NPC! INCLUDING the drivers of EVERY Vehicle in motion as it happens.
i tried it, and it is the most HILARIOUS shit lmfao!
EDIT: some dude doubted me, so i want to make it clear that, the mod might exist, but i made the one i used myself. i wanted to see if me getting drunk in the game could be spread like an effect to every other NPC. it started with some that were just nearby, then it slowly evolved into where everyone became drunk. (even the Police officers lol) and it has evolved to where it is now, where it allows every NPC to become as drunk as the player whenever the player gets any sort of drunk, no matter how. i wont be sharing it with Martin for one simple reason: it isnt made to work with the Stream Effects, and i have no idea IF it would work with it, or if it would cause everything he has gotten set up to break, so i wont risk all that work being wasted just for a funny mod that COULD make it funnier.
IF he insists, i can share it. but otherwise, he must either have his own version made, or go without.
That’s such a cursed, yet beautiful idea. It’s right up Mart’s alley.
Like and comment in hopes to see that one day, that's amazing haha
@@amsgamingandmusici need to see this next video
YES 🫃🫃🫃🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪✅✅✅🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🔥
That would be even better if there'd be an option to make more npcs on the road
Frog from australia : posts at 12 AM (edit) australia time
The humans in europe : *tired eyes*
Mf I'm watching at 3 AM
indeed
I’m watching at midnight but nothing can stop the Frogman™️ grind
@@TrevorD19He’s a Sydney kid, he released it around 10 AM
@@loganarthur7496yeah. I figured
18:14
My younger self's logic was... if I drive at the same pace as everyone else... I have to pay attention in ALL directions.
But, if I'm driving faster than everyone else... I only have to focus on what's in front of me 😉
real
There is some truth to that logic
Younger self? That’s true regardless of age.
I only drive the speed limit... so I pretty much only have to care about what's behind me
@@wrecksandtech lol here we have the 18 year olds.
The sheer amount of stress and pain we have seen this man endure would probably be able to power the whole of finland for atleast a year
8kmh over and bye bye license? What fucking country is that?
the terraria jungle music is surprisingly fitting
Yeah i was thinking the same 😂
Bro it goes HAAARRRD
Moment I heard that, I was like "Man, I've played way too much Terraria if I was able to realise he used the jungle theme after hearing it for 4 seconds."
Especially with that green night vision mode
@@airplanemaniacgaming78774 sec? Amateur
23:34 The PTSD attack. "Obviously, stereotypes don't apply to everybody; There are reasons for those stereotypes existing, but there are also exceptions"
I cant wait for My Summer Car Stereotypes
Finally I find someone else who noticed!
OH MY GOD SAMEE
I... I don't follow, please explain..?
@@cq4538r The "Stereotypes" series started airing around 2016 on the Soundsmith channel centering about various Hats, Weapons and Cosmetics one could equip in the game of Team Fortress 2.
This Series aired until 2023, having ~34 episodes and has used the same background music (the one mentioned here) for all of them.
Througgout the years, Mr. Soundsmith went on record multiple times saying "Stereotypes were the biggest mistake of my fucking life"
(Not actually but he hates it most of it)
Hope this helps!
23:34 Soundsmith has infected Finland.
good somebody else noticed
Finland patch notes
-added new measurement system using money (500$ left)
-added goofcore as new in-game music
-nerfed the train
-buffed piss puddle size
“Oh my god that’s 500$ of drunk” hammered guy
My face when autocorrect
23:40 - my summer car stereotypes
People who play my summer car are the goobers of the TF2 community. They either play hoovy or scunt and there is no in-between
@@reuter2824 It’s actually kind of funny how bad they are though, if they can rebuild an engine you’d think they could knock you into a saw, but apparently not. So the only time you see these people doing well at what they’re doing is when they’re friendly.
19:56 This house would smell so bad the land within a 5 mile radius would have to be condemned
4:28
Jungle.
Underground Jungle.
Hardmode.
Turtles.
Underground Jungle.
Bulb.
Bulb.
Bulb.
cries in ongoing expert calamity playthrough
*_Plantera has awoken!_*
Fun fact: Plantera is a reference to the band Pantera, and her theme has reference to their song "Cowboys from hell"
Crazy? I was crazy once. Tortoises made me crazy. That's why they put me in the rubber room
plant
Waffle time REFRENCE?
18:43 i thought i could escape it but i can never escape buff tf2 mercs
The music at 23:35 makes me want to talk about some stereotypes
I just got flashbanged by the song at 23:37
was half expecting to hear something about Finnish stereotypes
When mart went “DWARF!”
I instantly thought of Deep Rock Galactic
Rock and Stone!
(Referencing 23:59)
(Thanks nickzinner)
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS!
For Karl!
WE’RE RICH
ROCK AND STONE!
STONE AND ROCK! wait a minute
egg
The head gasket is a big deal because it can warp the heads leaking more coolant into the oil which will completely fuck up the way your engine runs.
19:08
The "lobotomy flute" is actually a single persons voice.
Throat singing is dope!
Martin never fails to fill me up with his creamy content
what the
This is one of the comments of all time.
I know right, it’s like that time I climaxed in Batman... worst mugging in my life.
You wouldn't happen to have a car in your ass would you?
Poor choice of words
18:54 thats not a flute, its Tuvan throat singing (specifically Sygyt style)!
1:42 damn that rollover was brutal
See, Martin has been doing his duty to Finland, but he forgot the most important duty of all...
Djibouti will remember this, Martin...
Hello my new here
Hi I'm pottis man
18:37 "you look like a fruit and not like an homosexual, I mean like a literal walking fruit"
"..."
"EGGPLANT"👉
19:28
Fuck you mart, that song is my ringtone and I'm shittless scared of it
Guardian theme song ringtone
Guardian theme song ringtone
Guardian theme song ringtone
“Enough controllers to last one whole round of siege!”
Jesus that one made me stupid laugh at 2am
What happens when you put 2 batteries together in game - +
Mart must add The Goofy goober Rock into the radio
Oh god that movie was too fucking good. That song had no right to go so hard.
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877hell yeah, brotha
too bad it's copyrighted
4:50 holy shit the Terraria Jungle Music bringing me back.
Fr
youtube: "new marctoncrocktonpunt video"
me: yegh
"Oh my god, that scared me!" 7:37
My brother in Christ, you activated it!!
The thumbnail is the schoolchild running from my Ford F150 (I’m blasting free bird)
5:06 probably the only time Truck-kun has killed someone unintentionally
is it just me, or does he have less miles completed and more miles required in this rid compared to the previous one from 3 weeks ago?
Edit: Bros house is urine Chernobyl 21:07
7:45 having the song from piku niku called "free money" playing among all that noise is very fitting.
Im here son.
9:20 Beer jumpscare
Remember kids if you try to leave Finland all there is for you is The Void
Im finnish, it's true.
23:18 coilhead looking ahh
15:26 That was me that demanded it in chat, im so glad it got left in
What's that song actually called?
@@ghdwk5596 no idea. Its an i game song, but it plays after he reads out my msg
@@ghdwk5596its an ad on the radio for a company called "amis-auto oy" that sells car parts
21:20 He’s entered the
U n i t y V o i d
4:23 to skip the sponsor.
Also Terraria music i've not heard in many years.
Damn Finland do be having good music tho 🎶 🎵 💯
Mart slowly losing his mind, meanwhile the Animal Crossing in the background is vibing.
20:40 The reason you might never have heard this before is due to this phase of music only triggering when you’ve dealt enough damage to the Guardian in a short amount of time.
24:00 DWARFS MENTIONED??? CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE!?
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!
23:50 My Summer Car stereotypes
21:12 Dogs do be jealous of seeing all that territory!
"thats a moose!"
famous last words
"Staring at the the steam library more than actually using it,"
Im glad Im not the only one lol
14:29 yo you scared her dead💀💀
Martin casually spilling "the jar" all over his house floors
17:19 having a moment
I always get the biggest smile when Mart uploads a new video. I just hope the kitty is featured again, I love whateverhisnameis.
It's dingus, short for maxwell, naturally lol
i’m loving the uploads from MySummerCarLIVE
“paskat housussa vaeltaa” -some drunk finnish man in the 90’s
Bro I legit paused the video at 4:30 because the terreria jungle theme started playing and I have terreria running on my PC and thought it was coming from the game only to realize. NAH ITS THE VIDEO 🤣🤣🤣
16:45 HEY THATS MY LINE!
15:46 we make good music nowadays, back in the 90s finnish music was just fucking around and finding out.
The latter half of this stream rapidly descended into complete gibberish from both Mart and the chat
Imagine if Martin finds out he’s been Ender’s Game’d and has actually been controlling a drunken demigod in Finland for the past few months
19:28 so I'm playing Tears of the Kingdom as I had this video in the background. And despite me knowing that there aren't any Guardians in the game, this still sent me into a state of fight or flight where I looked around in a panic, only to realize that is was just coming from the vid.
Does your car have a mod that makes it explode randomly whenever it wants, or is it only when you're driving?
martin somehow has the best sponsorship ads on the platform
12:11 - I see you Nini Fox. Lyrics to Cake - the Distance. Great running song.
Not the song used here. Not the horror music.
whats the music from 19:00?
Nintendo 3DS Internet Settings theme
@@thegroovy2513 no way thank you
23:55
Colorado School of Mines, how did you lose the national title to Harding University.(I go to HU)
Today is my birthday 🥳
okay, good birthday late
Happy birthday! 🎂 😊
Happy late birthday
Today is not Ur birthday 🎉
@@blixtdraken2927 lol
19:49 Martin piss-maxing
3:43 that moment when MartinCitoPants got the Rayman hands and grapples you
Does anyone know what the music that comes in at 12:24 is from?
Brotha is digging me even deeper and ruining my sleep schedule even more I wake up in 5 hours 😭
DWARF!
Colorado School of Mines is a real place, my Dad went there, and my brother’s hoping to as well.
It’s in Golden, CO. Which is right outside of Denver.
CSOM (as it’s abbreviated) is a great school to go to for anything engineering related.
The school actually started to educated students hoping to become miners
Martin’s ads are the only ones I’ll actually go back and watch a second time…I can’t lie the edits are just sooooo good
i will say this the state of your car is amazing through out all the summer car videos i've watched your car looks like it came straight out of wreckfest's early beta car physics to point of making cars look like actual bricks of scrap metal. well done my good sir.
by the way you aware of the sledge hammer glitch? holding the sledge hammer like an object let's say a thing of motor oil lets you fuck around with physics in the game like the super strength mod but without the mod. a youtuber by the name of graystillplays used it for flipping vehicles like the truck. might be a good idea to bring the sledge along with ya when driving.
whats the sound effect/song at 18:48
Tick tock by joji. It's a vibe. 🗿👍🏿
Roland 169 ahhh sample
Hi marticle, can you try wartunder one more time pleaseeeee❤?
7:03 dragon/dinosaur in chat
It's really interesting to hear a Soundsmith song in a Martincitopants video 23:32
That sponsored segment at 2.0 speed tho 🤌🏼
Martin: Starts stream
Also Martin: *KICKS CAR*
NA - ND Miata Shirt 🤨 Nah but seriously, good video, very fun to watch, it truly geschwingeld my gülängön
How get to town
18:30 I live in Louisiana and our state police is are real sticklers about the speed limits so its cool when I have to go to Dallas and I get to do 15-20 mph over without batting an eye :) (on top of the Texas interstates being 5-10 mph higher than Louisiana)
I wish videos of the msc radio had the BENENENYOO
I WANT MORE BENENENYOO
6:49, 7:13, 7:19 and 17:18
wake up the sleepers mart
Coloradan here can confirm everyone I've meet at the Colorado School of Mines is a dwarf
School of Mines-ian here. can confirm, am a dwarf.
Listen I love your content a lot, but Im tired of summer car tbh. Im still gonna watch but other games would be nice. Im prob in the minority here but still
Man, your editing skills are truly wasted on something as garbage-looking as that mobile game :')
You spelt the title wrong, it’s suppose to be “ getting brutally run over in my summer car (again)”
WTF after 2 months STILL in this fucking thing... UNSUB....
Tonight on Top Gear:
Martin sets a woman alight, pisses over his whole property and comes out as gay
John 13:5
“God gives his fastest cars to his drunkest drivers.”
21:18 and that's why you don't drive distracted kids, you never know where a break in reality might be
Who are you and what have you done with Martin, we’re certain you’re fake due to your constant uploads