John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
Dan, this will probably get lost in the comments, but I just wanna say, I love your videos, they always make me laugh, so, thank you :) Have a nice day :)
Dan has always made us laugh and smile Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened How time flies when you're having fun Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy Dan made us laugh.
And on Harold's grave, it reads; *Here lies the mighty Harold, has served so well...* *he died with no father, and his mother has fell...* *hahah we can just buy another one*
@@kinkysharks1147 oh I'm just saying you shouldn't get to excited for anything, so you aren't too disappointed if it doesn't go how you wanted. IF. I know nothing about how good or bad it'll be I'm just saying. Honest
thanks dan you crack me up with your jokes. Especially "Protect the donkey.... Wait he’s not a donkey" , "she sleeps with the fishes now and "what is he doing sniffing there farts if you do that you just run a risk of dieing"
I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.
Dan there is a secret you can find new units 1st. Executioner is in the (medieval 1 map) find a. Axe in a trunk 2nd Mace Spinner is in the (medieval 2 map) find in a tower with chickens surrounding two Maces 3rd is Artemis wich you can find in Ancient 1 where you can find behind a tower in the balcony..
its been 3 years, and i am still watching this one specific video when i am bored, goes to show how entertaining and fun this video is exactly
Me too
Ikr same
lol same
It's just....nostalgic aswell
who votes dan brings tabs back?
0:28 - 0:35
Dan: I think it's blue...
7 seconds later...
Dan: I knew it was red!
*You silly dummy.*
Lol
More lol
LOL LOL
LOL
Pop Playz is it heck or hell
Lord wonky eye still exists in tabs! I found him a couple days ago and he's still really good
Awesome bro
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
“PETER I TOLD U THE WAR IS NOT FOR U!”
the best part
your also watching old dantdm?
😀
life am i right dont be rude
AYYY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
@@bonsense1915 of course
“The catapult hit our donkey”
-Dantdm playing TABS 2019
I just wet myself
I hate can
Do you mean dan not can
nostalgia
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
"our catapult hit our own donkey"
Gets me everytime I watch this part
same
Me too
And my sis
Me toooooooooo
Same
Fr
i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.
Love it
Best story ever
‘O’
True so true
😁😁😁🤩🤩
Respect Lord Wonky Eye 😠
Dan: harold you suck
Harold: I DID HALF THE WORK
John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' " Jesus does love yall, and he'll get you through dark places. God bless yall in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
15:41 Lord wonkey eye is preparing the Ka-me-ha-me-ha
Lol
Haha
Dude do not get him a warning ⚠️
@@lilruggedplays561 yea or else he might blast a spirit bomb at us
@@Shrine_of_Karma dude What if he brings in that purple cat I don’t know his name but what if he shows up and destroys our planet
14:02
Dan:Add dragons to the game please
Me:There is a dragon coming in the Asian faction, but, not the dragon you would expect
People wearing a dragon costume
The best type
Lol
Yea
You don’t understand the
Dan:
Me:
Section.
It is for *funny* things
IT HAS BEEN A YEAR. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.
True
Yes
Couldn’t agree more
Ture
Yes
It been 4 years and I still love his old videos
Watch 15:42 in .25 speed with the sound off and epic action music in a different tab all the way to 15:46 an that's the best action sequence ever.
Yo, Dan! I think you should come back to this game, there's more content, more campaigns, better units, custom content, all that stuff!
Yeah, it is better now
Dan: Our catapult hit our own donkey
Me: *laughing so hard that someone else near by laughs to*
Yea I know HALARIOUS
XD
yes
I peed my pants😂😂
James Is an Aussie
xd me too
James Is an Aussie i read this once he said that
I love the Lord wonky eye he has once saved me in TABS as well
6:24
the king does the best pose a king could ever do
*start taking pictures people*
He’s tlitched
@@Luke-dt8lc you mean glitched?
Look the wizard is dabbing
17:54 dan turns away for a second
Halfing: here is a tutorial on how to fly
Lol
That is way to true
He found the flying bard
Lol
Not true stupid
18:08 And his name is Halfling!
*Insert John Cena Intro*
Ta,tata,taa taa
theres only one reason how dan gets all his views its because when people get bored they go back and watch his vids:)
Underrated Comment.
true
Accurately said
“Where I command my little blue or red I thinks it’s blue... oh it’s red I knew it was red”
I do this as well
DanTDM, "our catipalt hit our own donkey"
Fan, "That is not a donkey"
I laughed so hard when you said that. Big fan
Alex&Max ya (click) noice. 😜
He said wait
wut is an catipalt
XD
@@FarmerJoeZer- whaaaaat???
:)
12:10 when that mammoth is playing inazuma eleven (SHOOT CHAIN!)
At this point when dan posts we know we are gonna have a good day, this is so funny it made my day 😂
I agre this is hilarious this is one of my favorite video
yea
@@tycetube1987 I laughed almost the whole video not even gonna lie
@@jayplash24 I know right!
Dan- HAROLD, IM CALLING UPON YOUR BROTHA...AND
Dan-...your mother!
:/
@@phoenix_joshua8083 ?
When Dan said our catapult hit our own donkey I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂
Yeah I agree with you 😂😂😂
Yes
Lol
OK babe I will be there on Friday
@@jarrodstewart4128 has
We need more of this
Ik
we NEED MORE
We do need more bitey fish ur right
Yeessssssss wwwwweeeee do😡 dann? Please
Definitely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: "The king leads us to victory" Me: "The kings leans us to victory: Also Me: "He was leaning" 😂
I am watching it in 2022 as well
Dan, this will probably get lost in the comments, but I just wanna say, I love your videos, they always make me laugh, so, thank you :)
Have a nice day :)
2end for me
Oi
Number 1 for me
wholesome
2nd for me
17:50
Dan: What is he doing sniffing there farts???
Me: *Laughs so hard and plays clip again and again* ITS TO FUNNY! 😂😂😂😂
I read this as he said this
It wasn’t super funny for me
What do you mean?
I have to thank u for ur name I LOVE CATS
17:59 the halfling has having some fun there!
Harold: kills whole army of blues
Wonky eye: Kills one King
Dantdm: Harold you suck
Sackboy gaming an army of blues is worse than the king
Prototype Nick lies
Because it's true
@@Blurr1d0. he's a prototype of course he was wrong
1:49 "ye old bald one" is a quote that I still use till this day..... don't ask 🤣
Dan: the headbutter! *HE* could do it!
A few seconds later...
Dan: *SHE* did it!!
Jack: R O G E R
Coryxkenshin: Havo the rock
8 bit Ryan: Afro dude
DanTDM: L O R D W O N K Y E Y E
Nanokumo nanokumo: TABS WORLD DEFENDER
Boy or girl?
BaronVonGames: Zvihander
I think its a she
People say dantdm the worst but he’s the best youtuber ;)
... no yes i don't know
Most people lie that they hate dan
Who says that
One of the bards was riding his banjo
Mr.Wabbit ! What time?
Yeet
@@izwastuff1996 yeet
Dan has always made us laugh and smile
Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
How time flies when you're having fun
Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy
Dan made us laugh.
Me at a funeral after I'm reading this: ●v●
Gave me chills
This is how many times dan laughed in this vid
⬇️
Clipy 21
WOW wow WoW wOw
93
109
He laughed a lot of times😂😂😂
Dan: “ your brother and ..... (pause for effect)....... your mother!
What did he want to say...
THE BIG H!
8:04 when Lord Wonky Eye was screaming I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t get it :/
It is not a joke
Same 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
afzafar LOL
The bald old man screening because
The lord wonky eye throwing the Rock!! 13:32
10:35 Celebrating too early
Are you still here
15:37 the most tense scene in any movie
14:19 “we could bring in Harold again but he’s let us down”
Harold: all I did was get stuck under a bridge
Lukas B yep
Weird, right?
oscarito2012 ye
Lukas B xD
"Launch the boulder! Send it flying my friend and this game is over."
-Dantdm 2019
I was having a bad day but Dan just made my day. Even years later Dan still makes my smile
me too
Beautiful
Same
It is true I could watch his oldest video and still smile to it
WONKY EYESSSSSSS
16:16 use your head
If you don’t get it, it is a toy story reference
petition for dan to start playing tabs again
👇
👇
👇
OUR CATAPULT JUST HIT OUR OWN DONKEY LOL IM DYING
7:54
Smile room: i'm the best door trap ever!!!
Door mammoth: i'm about to end this whole mans career!!!
TRUEEeeE
H
So true 🤡🖐🏻🌚💥🏳️🌈🧠🧒🏼🇺🇸😍😇😅🥵😰☠️👽😈💩👺👹👿👾🤖👻😻🎃✊🏻🐬
L O L
Seeing the DanTDM The Contest ad at the start of this brings nostalgia, especially bc I only got to see it in theaters.
"subscribe if your new, that's what the mammoth would do"
me: *clap* *clap* *clap* "well done Dan"
AYYO CLAP CLAP
Dan: I bend the knee if I was not in a chair
King:get out of the chair
Bruh
*In* a chair. Get *out* of the chair.
Dan: HAHA WHAT!
14:10 “man with a real twitchy foot” I LAUGHED SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t get it :/
It is not a joke
It is just funny
Same it’s soooooo 😆
Red:
Lord wonky eye
Twenty priests healing him
And ten shields in front
Blue:
Ten squires
Two jarls
5 archers
PS ur videos r sikkk
Dan + catapult = DESTRUCTION
Who else wants the game but can't get It cause of weak computer
Meeee
yeah
Wait what is that name???
Totally accurate battle simulator
Me
Dan - Please add dragons to the game please.
Landfall - Ok new dragons in the dynasty faction.
Yes I am mocking you
Lol
And on Harold's grave, it reads; *Here lies the mighty Harold, has served so well...*
*he died with no father, and his mother has fell...*
*hahah we can just buy another one*
Griefendor dude Dan is awesome I found a book about him and I really want it but Dan rocks and I never comment a one of his videos
Ok. ._.
@@rogerzendejas6588 ?
._.
I’m a bad person... sooo LOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is one of my favorite videos from Dan. I’ve watched it for 4 years and it’s still good every time.
its true
Protect the donkey....
Wait he’s not a donkey
Dan: slaps himself into the 69th dimension
Nice
Lol
*What is he doing?! SNIFFING THEIR FARTS!?!*
Dan: What is he doing? Sniffing their farts?
Halfling: Bleh.
yep
XD
not anymore have sex
The legend of lord wonky eye will live on for centuries to come. Praise to the wonky eye, eye of gods.
You mean god of eyes
Izzy Cainsey yep
The fight at 16:51 makes me laugh sooo hard every time I watch this video and I have watched this many times
How many times dan said "Lord wonky eye"
\/
Manat Tiles 1 time?
Finally, an early comment
Idk
Not that many........
160
4:37 Manny, Ellie and Peaches from Ice Age: Collision Course.
Wait he called the mammoth fat in the game and they call manny in ice age fat
He’s not fat he’s poofy
18:51
These Bards were killed for playing music without a license.
lol
" our catapult hit our own donkey "
- Dantdm 2019
11:53 This cracked me up that I spit all over me
17:57 HE WAS FLYING HIM LOL
yes
Yes
yes
17:52
Looks away, turns back
"I AM A MAGICIAN"
Lol I didn't realize that
I'm laughing so bad
Come on donkey 😂😂😂
Keep up the good work Dan! ❤❤
17:51 when the halfling just straight up spanks the bard. 🤣😂🤣
Dan: Can they bring in dragons?
Tabs: Ok so lets not add dragons.
Dan: Ok, you asked for it. Discord! Attack!
Well, now they do
Actually now they do
They better do it.
I know this is off topic butttttttt...
Everyone ready for Avengers: Endgame? I’m so ready I’ll die to see that movie
Wow don't get your hopes up
Loopp _
Wait why?
@@kinkysharks1147 oh I'm just saying you shouldn't get to excited for anything, so you aren't too disappointed if it doesn't go how you wanted. IF. I know nothing about how good or bad it'll be I'm just saying. Honest
Loopp _
Ohhhh, I know what you mean. :)
@@kinkysharks1147 :)
19:08 I laughed so hard when I saw the squire killed his teammate and dan said cold blooded
We need more of this been 2 years
thanks dan you crack me up with your jokes. Especially "Protect the donkey....
Wait he’s not a donkey" , "she sleeps with the fishes now and "what is he doing sniffing there farts if you do that you just run a risk of dieing"
Wow you have a very high level of grammar 🤩
Dying not dieing
I love you dan I watched you since Minecraft days
Sa,e
Same with me
Same
Same
10:00 lord wonkey eye makes a perfect shot and saves the kingdom
What?
Watch that clip and you will see what I mean
Dan: Send it flying my friend; And this game is over.
Lord Wonky Eye: Yes sir!
:D I love when dan uploads videos! They always make my smile
I can't smile :(
@@lesbianbush wut
Same
Mememe Dan Dan dan
Me tooooooo!
Don’t mess with people that have scythes. Just don’t.
Unless your Lord Wonky Eye, then you can.
Yeah✌️😏
Unless your a PewDiePie as well
Lord wonky eye from DanTDM vs jacksepticeye's best troop Rodger the archer
What If The Scythe Is the Grim Reaper?
Dan: Our own catapult hit our own donkey? (haha)
Harold: am i a joke to you?
angel Perez Garcia Doge
Omg lol
He realized that it was a mammoth it was a mistake (watch the video before making a comment)
@@jspaceman r/wooosh
Tracy Higgins r/justcorrectingaperson
I love seeing Dantdm play this game even though it’s been 5 years 😭
fr
Dan: Your being promoted!
Dan: ..if we can find your face..
Catapult Dude: Well, I’m not being promoted then.
Popsy he found him
Popsy his name is Lord of the wonky eye
Lol
@Nykyrian Young I prefer Catapult dude.
@elena Montgomery....r/woooosh
Dan: he hit the donkey an- wait. It’s not a donkey
*slaps himself*
Also Dan: ow
DogeVader lol
XD
XD
DanTDM:That what the mamoth will do
Mamoth:"slaps dan"
Im a donkey dan
SlllllllllllllllllllaP PPPPPPPP
8:23 use mammoth to block the door, and place archers on top
Sir Faolan smart
@@karonsimmons3239 thanks
**confused noises**
I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.
2023
Ok this is what happened after the hunter Barrett story
Wonky eye gained many friends *THE END*
What A Happy Ending (・o・)
LOL😂
Ep. 5 on T.A.B.S dantdm. you got your prayer answered
15:50 was epic!
i loved this stage LOL 16:57
Dan there is a secret you can find new units
1st. Executioner is in the (medieval 1 map) find a. Axe in a trunk
2nd Mace Spinner is in the (medieval 2 map) find in a tower with chickens surrounding two Maces
3rd is Artemis wich you can find in Ancient 1 where you can find behind a tower in the balcony..
The most funniest part is dun dun dun 19:36
Wonky eyes should be in every history book and art.
Boring
@Epic Hunter DO NOT DISRESPECT MR WONKEY EYE!!!!!!!!!
Epic Hunter yea it ain’t boring wonky eyes is the best war general
David Hinojosa lo
Correct
A pack of Doritos, Some Dipping Sauce and a DanTDM Tabs vid is all you need to have a relaxing night.
You are correct
Underrated Comment
18:09 - watch out... WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!!! RKO, RKO OUTTA NO WHERE.
hahahahahahaha that's a nice one
i know that meme
Dan: HEADBUTT HIM OFF THE CLIFF!
Headbutter: *does as she’s told*
Dan: Oh, you are so stupid!
soooo true
YEAH!!!!!!!!
Timestamp?
@Dino Is Good nah I’m to lazy u do it.
Dino Is Good 17 somethin
Dan: Please add dragons to the game. Landfall: Adds Dynasty Faction.
But dynasty has a dragon
steve nguyen yes Sherlock
Hi dan, your videos have got me through my dog dying and my grampa dying as well so I just want to say I love your videos
Dan: "I'd bend the Knee if i wasn't in a Chair."
Me : "aren't your knees already Bend while you sit?"
True and Lol
Unikitty20124 ..?