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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 เม.ย. 2019
- protect him from the small people at all costs!
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"SPRAY THEM WITH ARROWS GET THEM IN THE GROIN GET THEM IN THE FORHEAD" LOL 17:35
3:37
Herald...
Bone mage...
Me- If Herald farts... oh geez
BONE MAGE R.I.P
Lol
🤣🤣
Lol
😂😂🤣🤣
At 9:29
Dan: He's celebrating in style!
Bone Mage: Is my death a joke to you?
King: swings down Dan: NO DONT SWING AT THE GROUND SWING DOWN! King: Swings Down Dan: NOOOOOOOOO SWING DOWN
No sense
@@thesinginghobgobling3023 i died at that part
Dan: good job mammoth
Mammoth: I THOUGHT U NAMED ME HEROLD BOIII
thought that too, .-w.-
...
-Dan 2019
Yea
Yea
The king looked so annoyed
Dan thanks for playing hilarious games it makes my days way better and I'm not feeling too good right now but thanks for making me laugh.
Hope you're doing well 💗
😮
dan sees the name of potionseller: hMmM PoTiOnMaStEr
Ah yes,the floor here is made of ceiling.
It appears Dan has a new secret... He is the battle god in the new British mythology
Lol
lol
Dan: he can't be beaten
2 seconds later...
*DEAD*
Wow
Dan: *UUUHH N-NEVERMIND GUYS*
...
lol
Haha
5:25
Dan: and we gonna need a Bard just in case we get bored in the Battlefield.
Also Dan: *Didn't show the Bard*
It's in the back
This whole video is about bone mages friendly-firing down their own guys
Only OGs remember the chicken man
Or the chicken man man
Only Pgs remember the muskets
OGs*
Only OGs remember the muskets
and when Dan broke his hand 💪
Yay this game will have more episode (By Dan (of course ) )
And lazarbeam
17:12 why was it so cool when the valkyries went under the longship
Dantdm wakes up from this dream yelling, “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!”
lol
Heck no
Mystic Alchemist Hey you make vids
Vietnam intensifies
@@ScotlandGeo I do too
4:47
Halfling Didn't Stick The Landing (12m)
LoL
I love how your profile pic is fortnite but you only play roblox no hate it’s kinda funny
He fell for 500 damage lol
44 subs? Hey not bad =D
@@beefstick3140 I play on PS4, and but I haven't figured out how to make videos on there and post them.. I do play Fortnite...
1:19
Dan: play the sad music please
Editor: NO, deal with it
dan is the editor
JasCool Gaming Lol
he edits his own videos
Dan: puts in a catapult
Me: I salute you, Lord Wonky-Eye!
Wrong video
@@Mocheal_Mo_health Who cares
LORD WONKY EYE
Dan: The King is putting in work!
Hoplite: Am I a joke to you?
Yes, the it is a joke to the it. Dan is joking
rnene
This is how many times DanTDM needs to play tabs
⬇
iming2512 That....makes no sense.
Correction:
This is how many times DANTDM needs to play tabs.
You forgot the word "times"
65 Wow I Uh.....
150!?
151
Oh my goodness there is so many ~ DanTDM 2018-2019-2020
haha
when would there be Dan 2098
hhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa@@JasCoolGaming
Its not 2020
Itz Just Needle BFB Hey Idiot It Isn’t 2020 Or 2021 It’s 2019 Learn Ur Years Man
Man, this game is great to watch! You make it so much more funnier XD
Its stupid, I love it!
-Dan 2019
Dan: I don't think that you can defeat the minatour
5second later dead
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Confirmed by Military to be incredibly helpful in war tactics
Yup,it's actully made by a military veteran
And have a mammoth in a war
Wait is this true???!!
Ya my dad is in the military and he said his general made it
@@kpb811 No, are u crazy!!!!!!!
At 19:20 wow really smart putting far range in the front and close range in the back
Dan: teleports to a map called “tree” tribe
Map: *is surrounded by trees*
Dan: Where are they?
Theo Lenton he meant the enemy team
its a joke
Exactly
@@apocdeathtoall3996 he actually didn’t know for a little
@@Zapp-thorne rer
Boxing moves according to DanTDM:
Left hook
Right hook
*Forehead*
Nice
I watched this video instead of uploading a TH-cam video.
*i regret nothing.*
Yep
Good job
@Nguyen Niko yeah
This game is so simple. But it’s amazing!
I now
You "now"?
@@marcusbluestone2822 he "now"
But I don’t “now”
Good job
Hey dan! Can u please play more tabs because u can now turn into one of the people that are fighting
THATS ANOTHER GAME
YA DAN PLEASE YOU MAKE ANY BORING GAME FUN!! Not saying this game is boring
i cannot get over how accurate this is
I'm not, but this is the earliest I have ever seen a newly updated video.
Yeah, me too..
13:05 I DIED LAUGHING!!!
1:19
Play the sad music please!
**plays one note**
Dan: Yeaah
Ee
Eeeeeeeeeee
Dan:They’re in the trees
Grandad:”has a flash back”
Lol
15:30 That Potion Seller is GONE
"i'm not hearing no sound"
that's a double negative
1st comment for yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Badam badum badam badam
The rest plays*
APotatoUMU ;-;
4:56 - The Squire liked the Hafling's cut, G.
15:34 listen to the knight while he chops with his sound. it's so brutal
14:16 “BATTLE for your country,battle for your snake Bedouin!”
-your’s sincerely,Kelly cook
Kelly Cook lol.
“They’re literally all in the trees!” *has Vietnam flashback*
Ace Of Spades hài vlon
is has i guess
Ace of spades, long live cayde my favourite boi in destiny.
Ace Of Spades Vietnamese Flashback
P.S how did you get that black writing
Marshmello Alone put this symbol * before and after the word without space
Only real REAL OGS remember chicken man man
*C h i c k e n s*
8:01 The halfling is in timeout.
Dan.... Range unit should in be in the back, not the front.
The Scarecrow for instance }:0
yes
Hi
Them protecters protecc he attacc most importantly he smacc
Dan! For that last level, place loads of ice archers at the back. They are REALLY strong!
Edit: just don’t use any archers (except for snake archers) when the enemy have shields
The ice from the ice archers go tru shields too
Yas do more vids on this GAME plz T.A.B.S more
Owen Beebe no I want vacation simulator
True
yessssssss
The fact that Dan said right hook the moment the halfling did a right hook
10:19
When you're running from a monster but you were looking back at him.
If you watch the video in the 0.25 speed the halfling dabs in 6:46
6:50
Dab police!!!
@Stk_indoraptor 22 me too
The dab police must arrest him fir dabing
0 subs No videos weee
Please continue playing this!!!
The highlighted comment has nothing to do with someone choosing it. Instead it bases the highlighted comment on where you can from. If it’s from a notification about your comment, it will be the highlighted comment. If it’s for another comment, it will highlight that one. It tends to highlight everyone’s own on their own screen more. Dan did not give you the highlighted comment
Zampoloo TRUE! Your right
@@zampoloo They didn't know that, and also, I wish they had their comment hearted.
That’s why I told them. Also if every random comment that supports a channel gets a heart, no comment would be unique.
you realize highlighted comment is when you get a notification involving your comment and you click on it? yeah he doesnt do that
ARCHER,WHEELBARROW PERSON,FIREWORK ARCHER,POTION MASTER,HALE BALER,PROTECTOR,
They had Chieftains and Bezerkers you however just had Bezerkers, that's why the Chieftains kept 1shotting your team. PLZ make a series!!!
I got VIP Meet & Greet tickets!! Cant wait to meet you 😄
Did u meet him?!
U mm
3 yrs ago he won't say anything
yooo did you meet dantdm
Omg, I am crying from laughing so hard hard🤣😂🤣😂😹 10:35
"that was a painful place ti get a sword my friend"-DanTDM
same
4:55 the squire didn’t even cut the halfling, he just bonked him and he died
9:53
Dan: OK this is a little bit weird...
Head-butter...
Clubber...
Me: Can I be the 1st to say “EW?”
Yes
Lol
A wild clubman appear
DanTDM : Headbutt i choose you
Headbutt use tackle
Wild clubman knock headbutt off the ring
Headbutt got KO
DanTDM : Pitchfork i choose you
Pitchfork use pitchfork stab
Wild clubman dodge the attack
Wild clubman use swing attack
Pitchfork got KO
DanTDM : Knight i choose you
Use charge attack
CRITICAL HIT
A wild clubman got KO
Dan I Dare You To Make A Video Playing A Scary Game In Virtual Reality!
WHOS WITH ME
Me!!!! Omg yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Me
Not me
Me obviously!
Another one?
9:21 bone mage goes flyin' 😂😂😂
Dan: Why are the archers failing?!?!?
Also Dan: Places them DIRECTLY IN FRONT of the people with melee weapons
You should make a totally accurate battle simulator series
David Salazar no I want vacation simulator
yeah!
NoBoDy 451 no I want tabs
Smart
MAYOR OF MEMES:I Agree! Dantdm: But the pugs
Dan one of the tabs units escaped your computer and got your vr gogles ignore the spelling mistake I know I could fix it but iam rather telling you to ignore it
No u
@@sherlockmuffin5570 lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
kiwi fruit 🥝
*goggles
10:23
Farmer: just wait until i beat you with this rake!
*swings bat at him* *farmer collapses to the ground* *faints*
I can't stop myself from watching this video over and over
Every youtuber I've seen play TABS has mistaken greeks for romans. IM TRIGGERED!
IKR SAME
1 word
Baronvongames
Actually it isn't either it's medieval.
TABS Rule #1: Never put any units (unless it's flying) in the way of the mammoth.
Dan: 12 sets of axes to bring down the greatest rulers of all time ME: it was 13
only og’s remember craig the mail man
You should put ranged people in the back for more effect
They should make Dan in a minecart for this game.
Also great video Dan!
You always make me smile. 😊
me to
Maybe a reskin of the Wheelbarrow or the Long Ship
Same
Luckily for you in the future we have unit creator
Dan:play the sad music
Sad music: pressed one key
Let's see what happens
-dantdm 2019
I wish I could get this game
6:07 the king is getting washed away by an ocean wave
Dan: Oh hes Roman
Me studying Greece: OBJECTION
14:30 the archer aim is just spot on
Having war? A mammoth is all you need.
*NUKE INBOUND RUN*
No you need lord wonky eye
Wut
Lol
Please do another part!😊 this gameplay was so funny!
I have never felt the same after he stopped this series stopped : (
So far I've heard Dan call the potionseller three things: Potionseller, Potion Master, and Potioneer.
When your friend says Sword art online sucks
You:
4:56
Yay I really wanted part 2 thank u so much
I laughed so hard when Dan said “look at him he’s a farmer and he’ll be better than you, and he even has a stupid hat! Come on, pitchfo- *farmer gets hit in the head with a club*
Dan pls heart this ❤️
Dang u late
Here’s my fave line from this series
The cannon ball hit our own donkey
@@mobsquad9921 The "Catupult not cannon
He just DIED
Potion sellers CONFUSE the units NOT poison them!
Where's the vr. Dan needs to go scuba diving on vacation simulator
16:41 lmao i laughed so hard XD
Only og’s will remember the wall of chickens
DanTDM really puts faith into the mammoth and the king to do all the work and kill all the enemies in TABS, especially when those halflings are too small to slice and dice
Dan when will you do Would you rather super sour challenge 2?
Idk I hope tomorrow
The red one has been chosen flashbacks
Penguin King 👌🏻I remember
He did
Please keep this series going!! I freaking love how funny this is. 😂😂 Your personality just adds to it.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He happy TABS is bacc
he attac
The catapult in Bread and Butter is Lord Wonky Eye!
legend has say it if you early enough Dan will reply and give heart
i dont believe that
Dan tdm is the best
Not With That Profile Pic
Too bad he will not 💔🤦🏽♀️
Yo dantdm is the man love your vid guys I started my youtube channel i just made a new vid if you could give me some feedback that's awesome thanks
On "Hay and pitchforks" you should say Hay Guys!
*Pun intended*
Hi
🤔 i dont get it said nobody ever
U TRATIOR
2024 anyone?
2024
2024
Here
Here❤❤
Here
11:33
My little cousins around asking if my mobile phone has games 😂
Haha
BETA Tabs was soooooo funny! 😂😂😂
Can i just say what you did fir that child appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show was legendary and so heartwarming. You are truly amazing towards the community and your fans and i want to say thank you on everyone’s behalf.