that bath will help relax you and if you do it a few times a week may help lower stress, but it is not in the miracle way that post was trying to say. warm baths are, by their very nature, relaxing and so is just sitting quietly for a few minutes not really thinking about anything.
It's usually the big channels that post the most absurd things (ex. 5 minute crafts and their 500 other channels...) See How to Cook That on YT where she goes through many of these types of videos.
Outside of smelling good, there are good uses for essential oils... though outside of the human body, lol. Peppermint oil creates a barrier that spiders don't want to cross 😂 That one works, I've gone camping and seen it 😂
Mint and ecutpuls (can spell that) can clean sinuses like vicks vaporub. I'm personally of the mind of that you need a good balance of home remedies and natural medican and proper medicine with doctors. Cuz all science and medicine came from alchemist which is natural medicine which led to science. So like honey for a sore thoat lavender oil for a scent to reduce some stress maybe and vaccines for the flu or meds for UTI's
They help with stuff like blocked noses, (think vicks vaporub) sleeping, smelling nice, keeping insects away... minor things. Also making doctors go berserk lol.
Yeeeeeessss!!!! I was going to comment that. I would love if he tried essential oils for headache, nausea, etc. Also it would be great if he could talk about alternative medicine like Chinese medicine, acupuncture, herbal medicine, etc
The fact that when he says ‘I haven’t eaten a date’ and still smiles is what makes it for me haha. Good doctor and good man right here 😂 absolutely wonderful/hilarious
Regarding your comment on PCOS…I was FLOORED when you said that!! I wasn’t diagnosed with it until I was 34. Six different doctors missed it until I snapped and demanded they find out what was going on with me (3 years of devastating fatigue and other PCOS symptoms). I had some severe symptoms while on BC; which I took to help regulate cycles. I cried when they finally had an answer in an actual diagnosis. I had an answer and I could try to change my life knowing what I needed to focus on now.
I get migraines related to blood sugar drops. Protein is slow to digest and and helps provide a slow, steady increase. Bags of nuts fit in my purse easily. (easy snack if I don't have time for lunch) Cashews kinda prevent migraines?
Is no one gonna talk about the "Slap the Papaya on your forehead, and eat the Aloe Vera''? Man, that had me cracking up!! 😂 Dare I say.....Like An EGG!
Things essential oils are good for: - Aromatherapy - Anxiety (things you can smell can help distract you so you don't have an anxiety attack) - Sniffing things is just nice in general :3
I would say that’s all they’re good for, but I mean they’re not a cure all like people make them out to be. Lavender and tea tree oil does help me with my dry skin and scalp. I don’t know about the ph balance thing though
Dark Greninja I used to think that to, but it can reduce anxiety (as far as I know) But I read something (can’t find the article anymore) that said your brain connects certain smells to certain feelings. I personally don’t believe that lavender can make you sleepy, but if you smell lavender (or any other nice smell you enjoy) every time you’re sleepy, your brain will connect that smell to sleep when you can’t sleep. An example some people will relate to: The smell of your partner in your bed. Every time my boyfriend went home, my bed smelled like his cologne. I always used to sleep sooo good those night, because my brain would connect that to the comfort of my boyfriend
I have a friend who’s mom is an essential oil nut, she says it has healing properties and can treat sickness... she has rubbed off onto my friend and I’m getting kind of scared.
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Watching Doctor Mike awkwardly dance around the subject of dates so that no one could take a perverted meaning from it was freaking hilarious, and I cackled like a fiend the whole time. 😈
@@sinception5034 "I've never eated a d... I've never *consumed the fruit called date* " Me: I don't see why... Oooooh! Welp, if DrMike hadn't pointed that out it would have flown past my head XD
The sheer amount of spelling errors makes me want to remove my 👀...the fact that people post this ish and people FOLLOW IT 😩 I’m all for healthy eating and living, but do NOT follow memes for health advice!! **coming from someone with autoimmune issues...coconuts have not saved my life**🙄
Dates are great what're you saying?? Water and dates for a couple weeks, one will lose even12 kg in 3 weeks. Or less but the dates is for potassium so one doesn't faint. I did the water fasting alone, it was not good 😅
@@Diamondraw4Real I hope you're joking. That emoji isn't telling me jack. I once lost 50lbs in a few months because I was suffering from appetite reducing anxiety attacks and a third of my freaking hair fell out because you're NOT SUPPOSED TO FREAKING LOSE WEIGHT THAT FAST so like I said, if you're not joking... shut up.
I know your channel is supposed to be for fun and comedy mostly, but I have to say, I've actually learned a lot from watching. You could save a life making these videos, like if someone remembered something you said about signs of cancer from an old video for example, and was then able to catch it early, something like that. Anyway, thanks for your funny and educational videos!
I'm from algeria and dad was born in a place where date is like the most important thing in every house hold, and i can promise you than he can finish up to 2 kg by himself (he no longer do that because of health issues) so i find it weird when you said you can only have one (tbh i myself have a limit of 3 and i need to have ice cold water, or butter milk with them) 😂😂
Out of context quotes 🖤 "Glands, baby, not coconuts" 😌 "Now I'm supple" "Do you wanna massage your belly organs??" "Cah-shew" "Is the coconut full of energy? Does the coconut have glowing skin??"
oh, don't forget the "Oh, is it not your liver? it's your stomach, your gallbladder? (in a tiny voice) We'll massage that bladder nice~" (why does it sound like the stupidest innuendo in the world, lmao)
Would you ever consider having your dad on your TH-cam channel talking about his medical journey? I think a lot of people would be really interested in that.
Dr. Mike has helped me realize that I want to be a doctor, and if I wouldn't have seen a video that he did I wouldn't have wanted to be a doctor. Thanks Dr mike
It's called "ethereal oil" when it's translated to German. So maybe that double meaning of "essential" in the English language is the reason. That would also explain why there aren't many Germans who believe essential oil cures diseases.
It kinda makes me laugh when people talk about changing their pH.. I'm like, yeah, if you figure out how to do that, we'll have one less idiot to worry about here...
I don't think his issue is with the essential oils themselves, just the random pseudoscience BS these companies/adverts attach to them. Essential oils do have various benefits, just not ones about non-existent toxins and PH levels 🤣
"I haven't had a date-... (Realizes double meaning)... I haven't eaten a da-... (Realizes it's worse than before)" Man that had me rolling on the floor
“Water hydrates you.” These modern day people are the same who believed in elixirs and snake oils over a century ago. Ignorant, gullible with little to none scientific mind.
I started to subscribe and watch your videos about month or so ago and I have to admit, I enjoy your content very much. Not only you increase awareness to some of major health related nonsense available on social media but you do it in smart yet entertaining and approachable way. Kudos to you Mike! ps. love Bear - give us more Bear. Please and thank you.
Its not so much as farts. It’s simply a chemical reaction of the bacteria that produces gas. It’s why it becomes smelly. Well, I guess the bacterias are farting. That’s one simple way to explain it.
@@chaty9903 Its a great way to get the basic concept across to everyone. Everyone knows what a fart is. While it's not the exact same thing, it is two organisms expelling smelly gas as waste. Both apt and funny simultaneously. Well played.
This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time. This needs to become a series! I've seen that bath one in so many different formats I love the way he went IN on it.
For any new people here, if you like learning and laughing, *this* is the place for you.
Si mon ami
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Yep :)
I never get a heart from a youtuber
Congrats your comment has been pinned!
Dr. Mike is LOSING IT and I’m living for it
My favorite TH-camr commenting on my other favorite TH-camr 😁💜
I was looking through the comments trying to see if someone else noticed 😂
😂😂 same
Tha quarantine and COVID-19 DONE got him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Bee-woop*
"You are not a piece of chicken in a pot."
That's pretty brave of you to assume.
Exactly....for the record I am actually a Goose
I concur. I personally identify as a cashew.
I'm glad we have real geese and cashews in the comments section to set the record straight here.
I identify as a kick in the balls.
Cruella De Vil XD
the second he read "essential oil"
it's coming....
I was literally about to comment something like that
@@seulgisjoy7439 shows how faithful subscribers we are
lmao😂
Then two seconds later “ok, we're clea-“ Dr Mike: THE ESSENTIAL OIL COMMUNITY KEEPS COMING FOR ME
@@seulgisjoy7439 REEEE HELLO FELLOW REVELUV
Pro Tip: Don’t trust medical information that has typos, grammar errors, or bad graphic design.
preach🙏
I swear that every time I see misleading information, I see spelling errors all the time. Typos are the number 1 red flag for anything.
I heard the RAGE building in his voice, with the essential oil bath. 🤣
Don’t vaccinate just use essential oils
Trust me it’s a better way
To die faster
@M S its because people act like they cure for everything. alot plants have real benefits but you dont get it from essencial oil
that bath will help relax you and if you do it a few times a week may help lower stress, but it is not in the miracle way that post was trying to say. warm baths are, by their very nature, relaxing and so is just sitting quietly for a few minutes not really thinking about anything.
@M S I feel like the would get less hate if you didn't refer to essential oils as essential, cause they aren't. Maybe call the optional oils.
Lmbo
It’s frustrating how there’s so much misinformation, even by big accounts or social media “experts.”
I uploaded a doctor Mike compilation!! Hope you guys and Doctor Mikhail likes it!!!
It's usually the big channels that post the most absurd things (ex. 5 minute crafts and their 500 other channels...) See How to Cook That on YT where she goes through many of these types of videos.
“Glands baby, not coconuts” SENT me, and I’ve had a bad day so I really need it
I was about to say the same thing, lol!
me: rips off *
"here have my pancreas"
Sent you what
@@blizzard7697 you mean where*
It sent her straight to the moon
i havent had a date in~
i havent eaten a date~
*i havent consumed the food known as a ✨date✨*
👏bravo dr mike, cha cha real smooth
Lmaoooooooooooooooo
Dr Mike: “Cherries have a very small amount of aspirin”
These accounts: “eat one cherry daily to never feel pain again”
😂😂😂 Lol! Literally!
Unless it's someone in the cherry business: Use this one simple trick to never have a heart attack! Eat 1 pound of cherries every day!
$$$
At their rate theyll eat the Whole cherry. Pits and all and be confused when they get cyanide poisoning 😂
What I’ve learned from Instagram health tips: almonds will solve every single one of your health concerns
Vikki Rademacher
Lemon: are you sure ;)
To think that people actually follow these memes as legitimate health advice, makes me worry for the future of humanity.
Our plan has been going really well. Shall I execute the next step for our eventual world domination?
Just Some Guy without a Moustache you are everywhere
HYesth-cam.com/video/xK2BSydwSHwK/w-d-xo.html
Just Some Guy without a Mustache we meet again
Kaiser CR Please do.
"If it comes out of that range, you die!"
Most serious Dr. Mike I've ever heard.
love the content by the way!
The things essential oils are good for:
1: smelling nice (for the most part)
2: watching Doctors go berserk when you mention them lol
And keeping mice away! They don't like the smell of mint apparently.
@@RachelRoseLynn also mosquitos! They hate lavender and lemongrass
Outside of smelling good, there are good uses for essential oils... though outside of the human body, lol. Peppermint oil creates a barrier that spiders don't want to cross 😂 That one works, I've gone camping and seen it 😂
Mint and ecutpuls (can spell that) can clean sinuses like vicks vaporub.
I'm personally of the mind of that you need a good balance of home remedies and natural medican and proper medicine with doctors. Cuz all science and medicine came from alchemist which is natural medicine which led to science. So like honey for a sore thoat lavender oil for a scent to reduce some stress maybe and vaccines for the flu or meds for UTI's
They help with stuff like blocked noses, (think vicks vaporub) sleeping, smelling nice, keeping insects away... minor things.
Also making doctors go berserk lol.
Am I the only one who kinda wants to see him try weird medical memes or “hacks” like the Lemon and coconut or the figs hack?
Here for it! LOL
Sure
Yes
Yes! That would be hilarious, especially if essential oils are involved 🤣
Yeeeeeessss!!!! I was going to comment that. I would love if he tried essential oils for headache, nausea, etc. Also it would be great if he could talk about alternative medicine like Chinese medicine, acupuncture, herbal medicine, etc
"You, my friend, are not a piece of chicken in a pot"
That's the nicest thing someone has ever said to me :")
Right I must be a piece of chicken outside of a pot.
@@jonathandpg6115 Nice one👍
"you my friend, are not a piece of chicken in a pot"
Thank you for your inspirational message☺️
He's such a dork in this video. He's so passionate about his profession.
It is not possible to fake a passion like that. 😁 I love it.
I love him so much 😂
It just too pure and cute
Dina Zwitscher he really is the best
Yo you a dork leave the man alone
We doctors save people like you from dying 😒
"Have you ever eaten anything before?!"
I just lost it, man
Me too😂😂😂
😆
😆
🤣
I have found my senior quote....
"You are not a chicken in a pot" -Dr. Mike
Aeris Logue I don’t even know why, but this comment had me actually rolling laughing 😂
@@pengweng3795 hahah
I think I might use that quote too xD
It should just be "bee woop!"
I love this comment, and I'd like it, but it's at 666 right now. I hope you understand.
Daily diet for health (according to Instagram)
- 1 overripe banana
- 5 figs
- Cashews
- 1 Coconut
- 1-2 figs (soaked in water)
- Papaya before, aloe vera after
The smile when he realizes he is about to say he hasn't had a date ... hasn't eaten a date... it's the best!
The fact that when he says ‘I haven’t eaten a date’ and still smiles is what makes it for me haha. Good doctor and good man right here 😂 absolutely wonderful/hilarious
😅 Just read this as he did it
They should have added that song:
🎶 Lonely, I am mr. lonely, I have nobody, only my own.....🎶
Lol but Muslims eat a date fruit like every year especially at Ramadan
@@viniciuslima9430 🤣🤣🤣
"but you my friend are not a chicken in a pot," Doctor Mike 2020
What if I show this video to a chicken in a pot?
@@harshadeep8391 Chicken : "I feel attacked."
This screams NEW MERCH
The title should have been:
*Doctor Gets Triggered By Instagram Health Posts For 10 Minutes Straight*
I mean can you blame him,I'm getting a headache looking at these post
@@calumsteel3683 eat a cashew
"health" posts
@@strawb3rr135 LMFAOA
That's not what it means to be triggered. Use your brain. Being triggered means getting serious flashbacks, panick attacks, other serious problems.
Regarding your comment on PCOS…I was FLOORED when you said that!! I wasn’t diagnosed with it until I was 34. Six different doctors missed it until I snapped and demanded they find out what was going on with me (3 years of devastating fatigue and other PCOS symptoms). I had some severe symptoms while on BC; which I took to help regulate cycles. I cried when they finally had an answer in an actual diagnosis. I had an answer and I could try to change my life knowing what I needed to focus on now.
"Because you are not a dish!."
That's right cause i'm a snacccccccccccccc
*snaps fingers and throws you finger guns*
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
*also snaps fingers and do finger guns*
YEAHHHHHHHH
That's a good one
So am I *hugs*
*nods slowly whioe clapping* Good one.. good one.
*YEE, I'M NOT SNACCCCCC*
@@doukels *WE'RE $$$$$NACCCCCCCSSSS!!!!* *>:V*
"Chill out, get a cashew" is my new go to phrase for dumb situations.
I get migraines related to blood sugar drops. Protein is slow to digest and and helps provide a slow, steady increase. Bags of nuts fit in my purse easily. (easy snack if I don't have time for lunch) Cashews kinda prevent migraines?
It reminds me of the “Maybe eat a piece of bread and you’ll feel better” meme
Chill out
Cashew self in
He got so worked up lol Also, that after picture hair one was so badly photoshopped.
Love how mad he gets. Genuine frustration about this BS is nice to see
"I haven't had a date-
I haven't eaten a da-
I haven't consumed a food known as a date in probably five years."
Dr Mike, excuse me but WHAT?!
I have been looking for this exact comment since it came out of his mouth. 😂😂😂😂.
The effort he put into the way he phrased it was hilarious! XD
@@RedNiel100 mlńm Ii
Bcz he's had probably thousands of dates. I think he might go on a date every week
There are certain foods known as dates.
Btw loved the joke 😂 (and I know you probably knew what it was)
“I haven’t had a date... I haven’t eaten a date...” HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF GUYS I CANT
I had to pause because I was laughing sooo hard.
Valerie Tanuwidjaja just all of us sitting there to see where he's going with this
Yeah im not sure our marriage is going to work out lol
Oh dear lol 😂
I literally snorted when he said that 😂
Nobody. Absolutely nobody. Dr mike: “you are not a DISH” “it does not BALANCE your ph”
ugh that nobody, absolutely nobody thing is old and annoying
@@tonywoods4270 ikr
@@tonywoods4270 nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Tony Woods: ugh that nobody, absolutely nobody thing is old and annoying
Did you just assume my species
Alex Morales quality come back
Is no one gonna talk about the "Slap the Papaya on your forehead, and eat the Aloe Vera''?
Man, that had me cracking up!! 😂
Dare I say.....Like An EGG!
I was thinking the same thing. Lmao!
You my friend are NOT a chicken in a pot!
01:48 "Essential Oil"
Dr. Mike: So you have chosen death
They're lucky he promised to do no harm.
Things essential oils are good for:
- Aromatherapy
- Anxiety (things you can smell can help distract you so you don't have an anxiety attack)
- Sniffing things is just nice in general :3
123 123 OMG LOL
aromatherapy isnt real :)
@@darkgreninja8349 some smells make ppl calm down though are associated with comfort
I would say that’s all they’re good for, but I mean they’re not a cure all like people make them out to be. Lavender and tea tree oil does help me with my dry skin and scalp. I don’t know about the ph balance thing though
Dark Greninja I used to think that to, but it can reduce anxiety (as far as I know) But I read something (can’t find the article anymore) that said your brain connects certain smells to certain feelings. I personally don’t believe that lavender can make you sleepy, but if you smell lavender (or any other nice smell you enjoy) every time you’re sleepy, your brain will connect that smell to sleep when you can’t sleep.
An example some people will relate to: The smell of your partner in your bed. Every time my boyfriend went home, my bed smelled like his cologne. I always used to sleep sooo good those night, because my brain would connect that to the comfort of my boyfriend
“You are not a dish!”
I felt that. 🥺
Your comment now has the perfect amount of likes😂
Amelie Warneck I don’t. 🤧 Please explain lmao.
Amelie Warneck smashes plate
"But you, my friend, are not a piece of chicken in a pot." Thank you, I just really needed to hear that today.🥺
The second we hear ‘essential oils’ we all know what’s comin..
lol
Ikr🤣
😂😂
I have a friend who’s mom is an essential oil nut, she says it has healing properties and can treat sickness... she has rubbed off onto my friend and I’m getting kind of scared.
Kiss from a Rose -Seal
Did you know
That when it snows
Your eyes become alive
And the light that u shine can be seen
" i h a v e n ' t c o n s u m e d t h e f o o d k n o w n a s a d a t e i n p r o b a b l y f i v e y e a r s "
the way he struggled tho lmao
😂he did
If you wanna know something about health, Instagram definitely isn’t the place. And this video proves that..
Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear zeytroc
AxxL what?
I thought these *essencial boomers* just stayed on facebook
@@AxxLAfriku literally nobody asked
@@oh.hellothere it's some kind of spam bot, I think. Or a spam person. It's definitely spam, whatever it is.
Watching Doctor Mike awkwardly dance around the subject of dates so that no one could take a perverted meaning from it was freaking hilarious, and I cackled like a fiend the whole time. 😈
i think dr.mike has turned into a mr.stuggle when reading the banana fact
It was hard😭😂
He was also struggling on the date
Oh no not a mr.struggle! Was kinda into him but never mind.
@@sinception5034 "I've never eated a d... I've never *consumed the fruit called date* "
Me: I don't see why... Oooooh! Welp, if DrMike hadn't pointed that out it would have flown past my head XD
#girldefined #godlymanhood
So, are we gonna get the pillow with "improves body mass" as merch, or nah?
Yes please! 😍🤣
𝙽𝚘
Technically it supports your body mass, so that could work...?
"improves brain power" r/technicallythetruth because sleep tends to do that...
I would buy that! And I never buy TH-cam merch!
"Glands, baby
Not Coconuts."
I'll expect to find this on your Latest merch
not cocos
This video has to be one of the funniest Doctor Mike videos I’ve seen so far. Frustrated Doctor Mike = Comedy Gold 😂
The sheer amount of spelling errors makes me want to remove my 👀...the fact that people post this ish and people FOLLOW IT 😩 I’m all for healthy eating and living, but do NOT follow memes for health advice!! **coming from someone with autoimmune issues...coconuts have not saved my life**🙄
Dr. Mike
“I haven’t had a date ...
“I haven’t eaten a...
“I have not consumed a food called a date”
😂😂😂😂
Bless you I laugh so hard at this 😘😋
😂😂😂same
I uploaded a doctor Mike compilation!! Hope you guys and Doctor Mikhail likes it!!!
Me tooooo!!!!! 😆
Yo someone help my man out! Let's match him with a top lass
“I haven’t had a date in over 5 years” or the MUCH better version “I haven’t eaten a date in over 5 years” -Dr.Mike
Dates are great what're you saying?? Water and dates for a couple weeks, one will lose even12 kg in 3 weeks. Or less but the dates is for potassium so one doesn't faint. I did the water fasting alone, it was not good 😅
@@Diamondraw4Real MY BRAINNNN
@@Diamondraw4Real I hope you're joking. That emoji isn't telling me jack. I once lost 50lbs in a few months because I was suffering from appetite reducing anxiety attacks and a third of my freaking hair fell out because you're NOT SUPPOSED TO FREAKING LOSE WEIGHT THAT FAST so like I said, if you're not joking... shut up.
@@Diamondraw4Real Sure.... it's not like you'd waste away and/or potentially die only having dates for 3 weeks....
Omg his genuine frustration about the essential oils and ph levels is so pure
"I haven't had a date -
I haven't eaten a - "
CRYING 😂
He said that right when I read it. He's so pure!😂🤣
hahahahahaha
It could relax you right?
The verbal backspace 😂😂😂
Dr. Mike : "I haven't had a date."
Me : "Oh, me too. Coincidence. We should have a date."
I like what you did here😂😂
Heads up he has a girlfriend 🙈
Smooth
Cuz that's the only reason.... 😂💪
Cristy Herrera Hey, now. I’m not trying to know that.
"But, you my friend, are NOT a piece of chicken in a pot."
- Dr. Mike
Nice profile :)
Oii oii !
We got some directioners here....
@@MamtaSharma-hs7rg oii oii!!! We're EVERYWHERE
@@V17-l6v 🧸🙋🏻♀️💓💓
I think he deliberately lampooned the commercial, "You're not a dish! You're a man!"
When he said “you are not a dish” I got a warm fuzzy feeling. Thank you Dr. Mike ❤️
He's so jokingly angry in this video and I love it.
Lmao yeah I died
"You, my friend, are not a piece of chicken in a pot!"
I actually think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me 😂😂
You really needed to hear that, didn't you? 🙂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We stan Mikey's aggressive inspiration
Have you Seen me in the bath?? Talk about turkey...
😂😂
@@ankavoskuilen1725 I did lmao, it did wonders for my self-esteem 🤣
“THE ESSENTIAL OIL COMMUNITY IS TRYING TO GET ME FRUSTRATED” SHJLGFS
They are trolling him at this point.
lol
I felt this.
Him and Hyram (from Skincare by Hyram) both! I feel like they'd get along lol
I know your channel is supposed to be for fun and comedy mostly, but I have to say, I've actually learned a lot from watching. You could save a life making these videos, like if someone remembered something you said about signs of cancer from an old video for example, and was then able to catch it early, something like that. Anyway, thanks for your funny and educational videos!
Dr Mike was so close to raging in this video. We definitely need this to be a new series 🤣🤣🤣
If this video was longer he probably would have raged
Meme just R1 spammed, Dr. Mike almost Alt + f4
“Just by eating 5 dates a day” bruh I can’t even get one date let alone 5 people wanting to date me
I know right. And then eating them. How could you eat five every day? And how do you get rid of the bones?
Is that even legal?
Felisquoreda , Just in case your seriously considering this;
No. It’s not legal.
I'm from algeria and dad was born in a place where date is like the most important thing in every house hold, and i can promise you than he can finish up to 2 kg by himself (he no longer do that because of health issues) so i find it weird when you said you can only have one (tbh i myself have a limit of 3 and i need to have ice cold water, or butter milk with them) 😂😂
@@mina-js4gk he means a person
@@jedip6327 i thought the pun was just at the end😂😂😂😂i seriously thought they can't eat more than one date😂😂😂
Out of context quotes 🖤
"Glands, baby, not coconuts" 😌
"Now I'm supple"
"Do you wanna massage your belly organs??"
"Cah-shew"
"Is the coconut full of energy? Does the coconut have glowing skin??"
oh, don't forget the
"Oh, is it not your liver? it's your stomach, your gallbladder? (in a tiny voice) We'll massage that bladder nice~"
(why does it sound like the stupidest innuendo in the world, lmao)
So I just started the video and happened to see this... I’m on the lookout for those quotes now.
"You're not a chicken in a pot"
Can't forget "bacteria farts"
Coconut water is really delish so good before and after a workout.
So much better than energy drinks.
This little head tilt when he sang makes me melt! Same when I see a puppy doing it.
I wonder if Bear does it too ☺️💓
Would you ever consider having your dad on your TH-cam channel talking about his medical journey? I think a lot of people would be really interested in that.
+1
Yes. We need this!
Up up
“I haven’t had a da...”
“(Wait no that’d make me a loser)”
“I haven’t eaten a date...”
“(That would make me a murderer)”
Different definition of eat.
@@Devilsprodigy99 Very true, one's TMI and the other is cannibalism. LOL
@Conor Malone you did not 💀
Ajajjajajaja looolll
In Lumea Mea 😒
Nobody:
Doctor Mike: making everyone's quarantine better
you’re everywhere
What about Azzyland, gloom, SSSniperwolf etc.
Where the comments go???
unoriginal comment , we love too see it 😌
Sang a bit of kiss from a Rose
“ Did you know that when it snows
Your eyes become alive
And the light that you shine can be seen”
Dr. Mike has helped me realize that I want to be a doctor, and if I wouldn't have seen a video that he did I wouldn't have wanted to be a doctor. Thanks Dr mike
"I haven't had a date..."
the sadness in his eyes makes him fumble again
"I haven't eaten a date" Lmao.
Fun Fact: “essential oil” does not mean they’re essential for health. They’re actually named after their essence.
Wait... did people actually believe that's what the name was coming from?
It's called "ethereal oil" when it's translated to German. So maybe that double meaning of "essential" in the English language is the reason. That would also explain why there aren't many Germans who believe essential oil cures diseases.
The only thing they cure is bad smell.
I only use it for the aroma. Lavender does help me relax, but so does music
The only essential oil I use is WD-40. Not only does it help reduce stress while working on things and it smells nice.
Message to the Essential Oil Community :
"you are not a dish"
"YOU ARE NOT A CHICKEN IN A POT"
Honestly, sounds like a cannibal recipe.
@@Ghostrebel017 Totally... they are cooking people alive in a bathtub with a couple of weeds...
I uploaded a doctor Mike compilation!! Hope you guys and Doctor Mikhail likes it!!!
I was eating and actually choked at that part 😂
DAMNIT MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME I WAS A GODDAMN CHICKEN I KNEW SHE WAS LYING
6:24 can we all just appreciate how hard he was working to avoid any reference to the other meaning of date
“I haven’t had a date in 5 years”
🤣😂🤣😂
At least I am not the only one. Things are hard out here 😂😂😂
@@sharonm3014 wtf? Do you even understand?
jx۵ chill dude 😂
More than that for me, I can't laugh. Good luck out there all!
jx۵ Understand that he was referring to date fruit and it sounded like a relationship kinda date?
Well I haven’t had either in 5 years.
I feel like dr.mike just kept on getting more mad after the essential oil bath thing.😂😂
Excatly! I feel the same way, sometimes people are sheep.
Jennifer Bates
Sometimes, someone is being a troll but then everyone believes them and starts antivaxxing
It kinda makes me laugh when people talk about changing their pH.. I'm like, yeah, if you figure out how to do that, we'll have one less idiot to worry about here...
I want him as my doctor just so I can gift him essential oils. I love him so much. So funny.
Ethically, he wouldn't be allowed to accept it 😂😂
I'd love to see you try and see his reaction 😂
I don't think his issue is with the essential oils themselves, just the random pseudoscience BS these companies/adverts attach to them. Essential oils do have various benefits, just not ones about non-existent toxins and PH levels 🤣
His reaction at 6:28 my god, his smirk is everything 😂😂
"I haven't had a date-... (Realizes double meaning)... I haven't eaten a da-... (Realizes it's worse than before)"
Man that had me rolling on the floor
I don't understand the second part. What is wrong with I haven't eaten a date?
@@No_se53 oh my poor, innocent friend; it's a sexual innuendo for oral sex
Then he tries so hard to say it in a way that doesn’t sound sexual like“I haven’t consumed a food, known as a date” 😂
@aditya I took it as more or a cannibal reference 🤣
Ayo same name 😳👌
"Why don't you chill out and eat a cashew" 😂😂
“you, my friend, are not a piece of chicken in a pot”
Me: wow that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I was thinking the same, I needed to hear that today
Made my whole year. Imma go on living believing this for the rest of my life. Thx Doctor Mike.
I’ve had the worst week ever. And Watching Dr mike has helped my mood so much
Thanks so much
I lost it when you started struggling with dates
Nobody:
Instagram Health Memes:
*Massage your belly organs*
This is the most dumbest comment I has never seens
Hansana Abhayapala it’s just a joke...
@@anikathakur6912 simp.
@@hansanaabhayapala6339 thanks, I love you
@@Kushal1909 thx bby girl
"... and balances your PH levels"
Doctor Mike: Yeets tablet with overwhelming frustration
I was so afraid it would break the tablet
500th like
Those posts bug me on a graphic design level, the amateurish level with the misspelling and the weird spaces it doesn’t work staaaaaaahp
“Your pH level is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tightly controlled”
“You are NOT a dish”
“You, my friend, are not a piece of chicken....”
I just want Dr. Mike to tell me I’m a snacc. :’)
@@unerochebleue wow mam this is not dating advice channel its educational ;-;
I ain't a lunch
The chicken watching this : 😐
loljkbye 😆
Doctor Mike: "I haven't had a date-."
Also Doctor Mike: "I haven't eaten a da-."
Me: "no, no go ahead... I'm in the same boat..." :')
Ehm okay? 😂
i have also never eaten a date in ysars
I’ve never even seen a date.
Just kidding, my mom works in a cafe and I come over on Fridays
A doctor's true story...
😂😂😂
"Glands, baby. Not coconuts."
I want to make this a meme.
I literally replayed that 1 part 5 times😂😂😂😂 i freaking loved that.
hahhahahahyeah good idea
maybe he will notice you
“You, my friend, are not a piece of chicken in a pot” - Doctor Mike 2023
“Doing this pose helps to ..double tap?”
I spit everything on my screen
I wasn't until I read this comment. Literally EVERYTHING IN MY MOUTH
Yassss
I was lookin for this comment.. xD I cried laughin while fallin off my chair.
thank you i laughed sooooo hard when he said that
“Maintains body mass”
THATS WHAT FOOD DOES.
😂😂😂😂
“Water hydrates you.” These modern day people are the same who believed in elixirs and snake oils over a century ago. Ignorant, gullible with little to none scientific mind.
“I haven’t eaten a d-“ ... “I haven’t consumed a food known as a date...” 😂😂
And Mike's DMs are inundated with offers
tokyo ghoul reference
@@neetishyadav8553 He just want a date
He cant lie 😏😏
I didnt catch that😆
I started to subscribe and watch your videos about month or so ago and I have to admit, I enjoy your content very much. Not only you increase awareness to some of major health related nonsense available on social media but you do it in smart yet entertaining and approachable way. Kudos to you Mike! ps. love Bear - give us more Bear. Please and thank you.
I CANT IMAGINE DOCTOR MIKE DOING A CAT COW ON HIS BED
Yasssssss queeeennnnn
😂😂😂 I just imagined that.
also the cat is the rounded back bc cats do that when they are threatened. but i loved the little "wait... do cows round their back" moment
OH NO IT'S SO AWKWARD, I CAN'T THINK ANYTHING ELSE HELP-
this was a really passive aggressive video 😂
Dr. Mike on a date:
*date blushes*
Dr. Mike: maybe you have an infection
He hasn't had a date in 5 years lol
I'm crying
@@juliacarat he hasn't eaten his date in five years xD
[insert Lenny face here]
D E A D😂💀💀💀
Whatever mood Dr. Mike was in when filming this, I’m here for it.
You learned about coconut oil and lemon juice. I learned bacteria farts!😳
Its not so much as farts. It’s simply a chemical reaction of the bacteria that produces gas. It’s why it becomes smelly. Well, I guess the bacterias are farting. That’s one simple way to explain it.
@@chaty9903 yeah, like a chemical reaction inside my stomach
That’s what makes the holes in cheese!
Watch good eats with Alton Brown, so much cool information
@@chaty9903 Its a great way to get the basic concept across to everyone. Everyone knows what a fart is. While it's not the exact same thing, it is two organisms expelling smelly gas as waste. Both apt and funny simultaneously. Well played.
I love how he is shaking his ipad as he reads posts that are stressing him out
"I'll massage that bladder nice"
Please never say that again
And I want to make it my ring tone!
I was trying to drink my coffee when he said that. I choked.
“Would you judge me?” Yes
"Maintains body mass... That's what food does folks."
~Doctor Mike 2020
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Dr. Mike *sees person in meme*: Maybe she has an infection
He's justified....she had "ribbons" coming out of her armpits...and red cheeks!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wouldn't that alarm you too?🤣
That got me 😂
I thought rosacea might be more plausible, or a simple fever, or sudden rise in blood pressure.
This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time. This needs to become a series! I've seen that bath one in so many different formats I love the way he went IN on it.
dancinwithmyself3 literally tho
Dr. Mike: "Just wash yourself and you won't have smelly underarms"
Me: "haha, your funny"