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  • @oof-rr5nf
    @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    "you know how Indian people stare"
    how dare you shake me to the core by acknowledging a universal truth like it means nothing

    • @annih7385
      @annih7385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAHAHAHA

    • @StartupDivision
      @StartupDivision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Stare" you mean look. Literally everyone "looks", its not called "Staring".

    • @goolumf
      @goolumf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Startup Division yoinks

    • @thiscommentor2858
      @thiscommentor2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He says it all the time. Like, he said, "I know my baby is Indian, ummm because she stares." And well we do, we may deny it, we may think it was a glimpse, but we do...

    • @GemsOfIndianRight
      @GemsOfIndianRight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thiscommentor2858 exactly..everyone stares...not just "indians".

  • @forpeaches5115
    @forpeaches5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    The “awww” in chorus everytime Hasan talks about his daughter

  • @FishBoneD14
    @FishBoneD14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    That one guys has the most Indian parents ever. They got him good with that engineer to doctor pivot.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i knooooow. exactly what was on my mind

    • @dharabarot4033
      @dharabarot4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @thiscommentor2858
      @thiscommentor2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My husband gave me the exact same answer after our arranged marriage. And I am an absolute filmi weirdo, our entire future flashed before my eyes in that very moment. But we are breaking each other slowly, corroding is more like it.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thiscommentor2858 awwww :')

    • @ImTheCookieMonster95
      @ImTheCookieMonster95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thiscommentor2858 do you love him?

  • @anoushkadhar122
    @anoushkadhar122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6069

    the most desi thing about this episode was the guy who said he'd pivot from engineer to doctor like oof

    • @JTsGrl1381
      @JTsGrl1381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      That guy exist, and he's my brother-in-law, no joke.

    • @MrSexydivas
      @MrSexydivas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JTsGrl1381 that's amazing

    • @SpectreOfWallSt
      @SpectreOfWallSt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The guy who said that was my younger cousin lol.

    • @christineprasad1547
      @christineprasad1547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SpectreOfWallSt so um is he single..😅

    • @karthikchandra8535
      @karthikchandra8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and only indian ppl will understand what desi means lol

  • @tea-ue4gc
    @tea-ue4gc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5067

    anyone: *asks question*
    hasan: but what about YOU

    • @tamiflu470
      @tamiflu470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      because the questions are stupid. "what flavor of Doritos are you"???

    • @ananyasahay
      @ananyasahay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true 😂

    • @nooriman5944
      @nooriman5944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I love when he does that so engaging

    • @joyadero8590
      @joyadero8590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the real 'whataboutism' that we need to stop

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I just watched a video by Trevor Noah were he claimed that Indians manage to ask thousands of questions within a conversation and now that I'm watching this it feels like TH-cam is trying to prove his point

  • @ridwanquick
    @ridwanquick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    If i get a selfie with this dude, I'm gonna post it on twitter with a caption "Finally met this guy, Timothée Chalamet."

    • @loading1345
      @loading1345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😆😆😆😆

    • @theh0lycow
      @theh0lycow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      even better, meet him at starbucks

    • @vidheyeshprabhu1174
      @vidheyeshprabhu1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's a good one 😂😂😂

  • @HouseMDaddict
    @HouseMDaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4873

    I think he'd be a ravenclaw. He's really clever and seems really intelligent

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      He's a Ravenpuff confirmed. Though he will be living with Hagrid that's canon.

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@flamesofchaos13 I'd want to live with Hagrid too! And chill with Fang

    • @falcomalko5938
      @falcomalko5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      HouseMDaddict that sat score tho man

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HouseMDaddict I'd too if it's an option!

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah totally Ra enclaw. He thinks too much for any other house.

  • @cxllider
    @cxllider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6913

    Lazier than I am woke. My new tinder bio.

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Honestly, Trader Jose is fucking fine by me lol.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My daily mood

    • @rajadhirajmaharaj
      @rajadhirajmaharaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/sfjzPAct29w/w-d-xo.html

    • @mohanmeakin636
      @mohanmeakin636 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/GfAhwxfRhSY/w-d-xo.html

    • @narasimhabangera3000
      @narasimhabangera3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He s jihadi...he hates non Islamic people... Dey jst using deir innocence... to bcm popular

  • @annabella_prinx
    @annabella_prinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    An engineer that would pivot to medicine? As an engineering student, let me say... That's nuts, bro. I'd pivot to something like photography.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      if my man wants to go from Death By Stress to Death By a Different Kinda Stress, let him 😤

    • @annabella_prinx
      @annabella_prinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@oof-rr5nf Mmmm you're right!

    • @gp1925
      @gp1925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I mean, that’s like an immigrant parents dream child there lol. Like, that’s the answer I’d give in front of my parents. From engineer to doctor but on the real, I’d really join the circus.

    • @nidhi-nb7ws
      @nidhi-nb7ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a biomedical engineer i don't know how to react

    • @Rumpum06
      @Rumpum06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Engineering to photography? You're Farhan from 3 Idiots.

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    Hasan actually spoke at my college a year or two ago. I wrote a question asking what Hogwarts house he thought he'd be in, but they never got around to asking him that.

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ibXCV it’s one of the most asked questions on the public speaking circuit. I mean ffs they wanted Hillary Clinton to make a Gryffindor metaphor for her campaign. It stopped being clever fifteen years ago.

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Hasan is a massive Harry Potter fan, though

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Harry Potter: Wizards Unite AR (augmented reality) mobile game just came out less than 2 weeks ao, so that’s probably why it’s top of mind these days. Great game by the way.

    • @username9325
      @username9325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, now that you know, I hope you're happy knowing that

    • @Briggsian
      @Briggsian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 that makes no sense, Hillary is obviously a Slytherin. Most politicians are for that matter

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Hasan is the type of Ravenclaw who would think of the most sideways and random - but preposterously well-researched and flawlessly argued - answers to the riddles requiring entry to the Common Room that the statue would no longer bother, he would just be let in on sight.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He 100% a Ravenclaw with some Hufflepuff traits.

    • @iamwhatiam1221
      @iamwhatiam1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      your way of composing words together around with each other is pretty good. loved reading the pattern you created without any literal breakage.

    • @alexachipman
      @alexachipman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol just be let in on sight I love it

  • @dimplemehta153
    @dimplemehta153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    I like that Hasan is really nice to his audience and doesn't need to put them down to get humour. I mean I am really sensitive and I get defensive when comedian make fun of the audience members. 🤪🤣

    • @ziyad1809
      @ziyad1809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol pussy

    • @Blue-jo9fl
      @Blue-jo9fl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I agree.. That's one reason I started watching him.

    • @karimoriakhel8287
      @karimoriakhel8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dimple Mehta yeah not like Kapil Sharna show, he is funny too but most of the time he makes fun of their audience and make them embarrassed

    • @gyanapriyapanda
      @gyanapriyapanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@karimoriakhel8287 Exactly. I too was going to mention him. He is rude many a times.

    • @elizablue8134
      @elizablue8134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gyanapriyapanda He's a comedian of course some of it is going to come off rude to someone. What comedian hasn't done that? He's interacting with his audience and enjoying responding to them. It comes off genuine and you can tell he gets nervous which is relatable.

  • @tvnet222
    @tvnet222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    Let's be real: the people who are most likely to create their own majors are Ravenclaws because they're intellectual extras.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      exactly. i detest people characterising ravenclaw as The House of Hermiones when there are a billion ways to be wise in life! canon case in point: the one and only, luna lovegood

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ravenclaws are the people who challenge academic norms because it’s too restrictive (as you said), and that’s why I don’t really see that as Hermione’s “true House”. She needed courage to break the rules, Ravenclaws just need a reason

    • @TheSilverGarnet
      @TheSilverGarnet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Telling it like it is!! 🥰 but I think Hufflepuffs would be a great asset in helping with the idea. Ravenclaws would pursue and make it happen!

    • @celestialvenus6711
      @celestialvenus6711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes! I'm a Ravenclaw to the core, but I DON'T always score great on tests. I don't climb my friends to get to success. I don't memorise every page of my textbooks.
      I am bomb on the topics I am passionate about, and and can debate back and forth for hours. (Literally. 7 consecutive hours is my record so far). I love books, Only if they are history or adventure or something exciting. I hate Physics and Chemistry. I am not a boring old wart, but rather fun loving and bouncy.
      Being a Ravenclaw means thinking out of the box, breaking out of our confines, not to have boring heads buried in textbooks!

    • @celestialvenus6711
      @celestialvenus6711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Lockjaw I did take the test 11 times on Pottermore, and got Ravenclaw nine times. That's pretty simple Math.
      And well, you're obviously not Ravenclaw either.

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Hasan has no mercy for UC Santa Cruz 😂

    • @nooriman5944
      @nooriman5944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Adnan A
      I see ur comment on every third or fourth video I watch

    • @DrAdnan
      @DrAdnan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noor ul Iman I usually show up in every video people watch. I’m slacking

    • @maheka9623
      @maheka9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      disrespecting the hufflepuffs like dat smh

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean their mascot is the Banana Slug

  • @annabella_prinx
    @annabella_prinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I've always thought of Hasan as a Ravenclaw with too much sense of humor to be only book smart.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Totally.

    • @grinnylein
      @grinnylein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      First Ravenclaw have lots of humor. One of the house traits is being witty. And the founder had a stature build of her with a hidden dick joke on it!

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you’re a Potter fan and an activist at the same time, I actually recommend the Harry Potter and the Sacred Text podcast. (www.harrypottersacredtext.com). It analyzes each of the Potter books for all kinds of deeper lessons, that aren’t cliche and can just be completely fascinating with how observant the two hosts are.

    • @GP-qo6yz
      @GP-qo6yz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh ravenclaws are witty af

    • @mai-ph9yo
      @mai-ph9yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ravenclaws are intelligent. it doesn't necessarily mean textbook intelligence

  • @hxbxbxgxhxjxj1577
    @hxbxbxgxhxjxj1577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    as a sudanese thank you for covering the situation I was getting frustrated by the lack of coverage from the media so thank you

  • @laraay892
    @laraay892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Like for the fact that we have 16 minutes of DeEp CuTsss¡!

  • @ATaha-sd8xj
    @ATaha-sd8xj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Thanks again hassan for shining a light on our issue in Sudan 💙🇸🇩

  • @SS-jc5oo
    @SS-jc5oo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    HOW CAN HASAN BE SO COOL AND FUN?
    AND THOSE EYES MY GOD!
    FULL OF HAPPINESS AND LIGHT
    May you stay like this always
    Love from India ❤.

  • @Anitacupcupcake08
    @Anitacupcupcake08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    i wish you would talk about venezuela and also how both political parties in the us are misusing information from our country as propaganda.

    • @Stratsfinest
      @Stratsfinest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🗣YES!

    • @nehanishanp
      @nehanishanp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZOMGG YES ABSOLUTELY

    • @aspirallingmess8319
      @aspirallingmess8319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mariagy4
      @mariagy4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This de the stupidest thing anyone has ever said

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My family is safe in Venezuela and love Maduro! I wish they'd show both sides of the story!!

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Let's break it down
    Hassan Minhaj and Stephen Colbert - Ravenclaw
    John Oliver and Trevor Noah - Hufflepuff
    Jon Stewart & Sam Bee - Gryffendor

    • @noorishataef6477
      @noorishataef6477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      cazia9 Conan lives with hagrid

    • @tahsinrahman1668
      @tahsinrahman1668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noorishataef6477 i agree

    • @kalpanamishra8572
      @kalpanamishra8572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is Hasan with a single s

    • @keshavviswanathan4623
      @keshavviswanathan4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seth Meyers is a Slytherin

    • @livialohanda800
      @livialohanda800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronny Chieng would probably a Gryffindor, but he might also be a Slytherin because he's mad at everything.

  • @rachelauguste
    @rachelauguste 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Facebook quiz doesn’t count 😂 go on Pottermore

    • @jmkwm
      @jmkwm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rachel Auguste exactly, know your basics! Smh 😆 this dude would obviously be a Hufflepuff

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yet the facebook quiz more likely from pottermore tho

    • @GP-qo6yz
      @GP-qo6yz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @nicolle2126
      @nicolle2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      idk using the facebook quiz is a pretty Gryffindor thing to do

  • @oshp.2879
    @oshp.2879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    I want to congratulate those who are first but dont have the urge the comment it

    • @griezmann-_-3419
      @griezmann-_-3419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank u

    • @griezmann-_-3419
      @griezmann-_-3419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Np

    • @runningowl1812
      @runningowl1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First!

    • @booradely6423
      @booradely6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lazier than I'm woke 🤷

    • @omegaman5663
      @omegaman5663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী What the fuck are you doing here?

  • @willcrago4463
    @willcrago4463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Basically “the scariest thing about Mitch McConnell is he is..... competent.” Love it!

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as much as I dislike him I always respected his level of strategy and focus. he doesn't let scandals faze him

  • @suhailanaz
    @suhailanaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how he has something to say about almost every question asked. The questioning spectrum is so wide but he has knowledge of about everything.

  • @JeffreySmiles_
    @JeffreySmiles_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I just love the free flowing millenial talk...it's one of those moments where I feel truly connected on the internet, again.

  • @ShdowXYZ
    @ShdowXYZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Mitch McConnell strength comes from our collective ignorance and false equivalency between the parties.

    • @UVjoint
      @UVjoint 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Joshua Jung and Chev4 Omega, I think he's a mercenary who's very crafty at accomplishing what he wants. It's just that those who give him money have the wrong motives.

  • @jakobledoux2599
    @jakobledoux2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "Hufflepuff has a badger for their mascot"
    "Yeah, cuz their cuddly"
    Bruh, these people obviously know nothing about Badgers lmao

    • @jiraniku6550
      @jiraniku6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True, they are dubbed the most fearless animal.

    • @elliana5728
      @elliana5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honey badger don’t give a shit

    • @claireluvsthemovies3294
      @claireluvsthemovies3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or Harry Potter

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're cuddly! Until they bite your arm off

    • @Ashley-Lopez
      @Ashley-Lopez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me, a Casual Geographic fan: 👀

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    From Engineer to Doctor... was that guy Indian? Only Indian parents want their child to be only one of these. 😂😂

    • @CAMiiKatze
      @CAMiiKatze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was thinking he must be the dream son to all asian/Latin American parents choosing engineer or doctor by himself... if his next choice would be lawyer my parents would gladly exchange me for him

    • @luisacampos3893
      @luisacampos3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and brazilians

    • @jewelrylover2958
      @jewelrylover2958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ana Luísa Campos basically immigrant parents cus same for Nigerians

    • @leayahmalik420
      @leayahmalik420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      vdiitd you can get away with being a lawyer

    • @Deathnote2539
      @Deathnote2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't even have a career I'm 22 trust me folks your choices could be worse XD

  • @anee7558
    @anee7558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Out of all the things he said, that "you know how indian people stare?" really got me. Why do we do that :')

  • @tayyiba.c
    @tayyiba.c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    *Where my Slytherin representation at!?*

  • @tirthasimanta2608
    @tirthasimanta2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    If I ever take a pic with Hasan Minhaj,I will frame it in my room.
    Also a Bengali btw

  • @hafsahafsahafsaaa
    @hafsahafsahafsaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I actually thought that he would take 16 minutes just choosing his House.

    • @mickey0333
      @mickey0333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha same

  • @XFactorGlory
    @XFactorGlory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    As soon as Hasan said "Alexa, play Zayn Malik," my Alexa lit up.

    • @muazabdul-aziz8258
      @muazabdul-aziz8258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rose I was listening on my Alexa and it paused the video because of that🤣

    • @srayj
      @srayj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here! Mine actually responded about how if I want to play a specific song, I need to sign up for Amazon music.

    • @CitrisBand
      @CitrisBand 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol SAME

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I'm pretty much the exact opposite of the kid at the end. If I ever got a pic with Hasan, I'd probably frame it prominently in my living room.
    Also I'm Ravenclaw, and if I had to choose a second house it'd be Hufflepuff.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Hufflepuff and my second house would be Ravenclaw. But I'm afraid I'm actually a Huffindor I got traits of both.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gotta respect ravenclaws who respect the badger house

    • @katkat4223
      @katkat4223 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flamesofchaos13 honestly same

  • @RXH88
    @RXH88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hasan if you read this, WE NEED the intro song on Spotify! Key word being NEED!!!!

  • @username9325
    @username9325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That thing about being like a widget in life...
    I'm just happy seeing the video, him talk, I hope not many people would actually do that... Thank You

  • @Spaceboundwitch
    @Spaceboundwitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    learning that hasan was/is listening to zayn sing whole new world is the best thing in my day right now

  • @tharsh_
    @tharsh_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've just recently started watching Hasan and I've got to say I love how humble and just such a kind person he is. And it's so lovely to see how he interacts with the crowd. :')

  • @Verge_of_sanity
    @Verge_of_sanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As an engineer I'll pivot to something like dog whisperer.

  • @MoonlitNyxx
    @MoonlitNyxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All the episodes make me feel both... like “Thank you for covering that because omg how did I not know that”... I live under a rock

  • @kinglyyasin5985
    @kinglyyasin5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how they put subtitles on so you get what they are saying.

  • @bukkaharshvardhan
    @bukkaharshvardhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The deep cuts bit is so freaking genius! Sure others have tried it, but you make it work man!

  • @XCaPTainClipzX
    @XCaPTainClipzX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “It’s getting black mirror” Wrong the cellphone is a black mirror

    • @JustOneAsbesto
      @JustOneAsbesto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, that's how Brooker got the name for the show.

  • @manjunath5010
    @manjunath5010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He damn speaks his mind every moment. Wonderful story teller, and everything is so damn funny and realistic at the same time. No acting, reading the script, like living the moment. Awesomeness !!!

  • @Spaceboundwitch
    @Spaceboundwitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Hasan will always be a hufflepuff in my eyes with ravenclaw as a secondary house

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hufflepuff on the streets, Groundskeeper in the sheets.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      true dat! adorable and smart as hell. but more adorable. and genuinely seems to care about the impact of his job... which is rare enough

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree he's got that all around guy quality.

  • @brittanybelo1361
    @brittanybelo1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Just found out recently there’s a « natural » flavor of Doritos ... bc they’re actually tortilla chips. Blew. My. Mind.

  • @Zyswest
    @Zyswest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    either it's Cool Ranch or we've got ourselves a Mandela

    • @guyunderwood2297
      @guyunderwood2297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They changed the names to Cooler Ranch and Nacho Cheesier in the 90's because 90's. They've since changed the names back. I personally feel like they should have instead changed the names to Coolest Ranch and Nacho Cheesiest.

  • @goldenthyme13
    @goldenthyme13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hufflepuffs represent!
    I like to think everyone is like me and didn't think they were hufflepuff till they did the official quiz and now we all go hard on it.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      goldenthyme13 Same with Slytherin.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100% what I am. Hufflepuff was a joke to me then I did the quiz and now I'm all like Best House Ever!

  • @pmp1340
    @pmp1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    12:10 THEY WAY I JUST SCREAMED!
    THE REASON I FOUND ABOUT HASAN WAS BC HE WAS COMPLEMENTING ZAYN LAST YEAR. WE STAN. A WHOLE NEW WORLD
    S L A P S

  • @myname14567
    @myname14567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I feel like he never answers the questions haha and I would love to hear some of his answers

  • @sammyceedee
    @sammyceedee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THE ABSOLUTE *INHUMAN FANGIRL SQUEAL* I LET OUT WHEN HE SAID HIS MOST PLAYED TRACK WAS ZAYN-

    • @browtf4272
      @browtf4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god Same

  • @potatopie223
    @potatopie223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He says he'd be in Hagrid's house and is dissing Gryffindors, but Hagrid was a Gryffindor

  • @flabarbieri
    @flabarbieri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    According to Pottermore, I'm a Slytherin married to a Hufflepuff. I dig.

  • @chickidnoguts1177
    @chickidnoguts1177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You’re the best Hassan!!

  • @madi846
    @madi846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i love how much he loves Zayn, like he stans lol

    • @browtf4272
      @browtf4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he has taste and he’s brown afterall

  • @snowboardingchic
    @snowboardingchic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving this deep cut

  • @darmakarma102
    @darmakarma102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just watched the Spy who Dumped Me today - everyone did such a great job. Also can't wait for series 4, so I appreciate these Deep Cuts to hold us over.

  • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
    @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    HEY NOW, NACHO CHEESE IS THE BEST FLAVOR FOR DORITOS.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      man why do you support trump, come on now 😔

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FUCKING THANK YOU ITS THE ONLY VALID FLAVOR

  • @aubreeaidyn1691
    @aubreeaidyn1691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This guy never fails to make me laugh

  • @glenncoco9624
    @glenncoco9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    only thing that comes to my mind when I hear pivot is Ross screaming "pivOt ..PIVOT!!"

  • @SalmaAhmed-bk8qv
    @SalmaAhmed-bk8qv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you said "Alex, play Zayn Malik's A Whole New World" my Alexa heard and started playing the song o_o

  • @paridasnapesnapesnape5584
    @paridasnapesnapesnape5584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    *HASAN + TEAM* can you *PLEASE cover physician/resident suicides and burnout* ? It's a huge issue that isn't getting the coverage it deserves. If patients were being affected at such a high rate, people would be freaking out. We need to take care of the people who we trust to take care of us. (There's a great documentary on this called "Do No Harm")

    • @UnsolicitedContext
      @UnsolicitedContext 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Parida Snapesnapesnape seriously, lost the guy who was across from me in anatomy. The system is the problem.

    • @jiraniku6550
      @jiraniku6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It takes more than smarts to stay in medschool, internship, residency and beyond. You have to put in hours of lost sleep and sometimes thankless effort. The sacrifice to stay on duty for holidays and missing out on occasions with family and loved ones. The difficulty in handling cases. Prescribing meds and performing surgery is not as easy as what patients see on tv. It's sometimes a trial and error thing or wait and see mostly with meds, while surgery is mentally and physically tiring in some cases. Doctor's also get stressed, burnout, have mental issues, get addicted, suffer from chronic pains of hands, back, feet etc. Some female doctors have menstrual and infertility problems. It's hard to admit that sometimes you wish you've taken a different path.

  • @allyfiorido902
    @allyfiorido902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I forget how well-spoken hassan is sometimes. He's so funny and seems v approachable too!

  • @kshanjida
    @kshanjida 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That Bengali kid setting a bad example for us Bengali New Yorkers

  • @prashant1571
    @prashant1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:37 YOU CAN FREAKIN *HEAR* THE NOSTALGIA

  • @majda836
    @majda836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Notifications squad!! Moroccannn fan over here!! Love the show!!

  • @BlweLotus
    @BlweLotus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I legit want to know his house!! Hasan Minhaj needs to take the Pottermore quiz in a Deep Cut please!

  • @kamranshah3168
    @kamranshah3168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    When's China on your list??
    Their camps for Uyghur.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am so horrified, I can't even process the reality of it all

    • @the_nikster1
      @the_nikster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he's done that episode already. check it out on Netflix, it's one of the more recent episodes this season talking about censorship in China. it's very good.

    • @kamranshah3168
      @kamranshah3168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the_nikster thanks man 😀

    • @AmitSinghco
      @AmitSinghco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Chinese govt are training them to live better civilized life and giving jobs to them. Before that they were just jobless and uneducated and involved in riots just because of free time and no jobs.

    • @Humza5000
      @Humza5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AmitSinghco not true they literally station troops in their houses to prevent them from praying or fasting Ramadan just do your research many more insane things other than that it's disgusting and I don't wish it upon anyone

  • @DavetheARCTrooper
    @DavetheARCTrooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have no internets here in Wyoming county ny thanks for doing that ep

  • @platystrophia
    @platystrophia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    UC Santa Cruz has a strong Ravenclaw presence! Come on, Luna Lovegood would not go to USC.

  • @tanmayjain460
    @tanmayjain460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i hope to meet him one day and just thank him :) feel way more confident being myself seeing him be so real.

  • @Iamthehethetheyandthehim
    @Iamthehethetheyandthehim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It was mr Rodgers 🤯 he visited the ice cream tester with the mail guy

  • @spicynori8861
    @spicynori8861 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can relate to that last story. Lots of people around me just care about taking pictures to share on their social media. Making them look good when they're actually rude and sucks at social interaction in real life.

  • @momoakib3204
    @momoakib3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Alexa started playing Whole New World @ 12:18 as soon as Hasan said it 😂

  • @MilkyMilktastic
    @MilkyMilktastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He throws the questions back at you.

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So right Hasan, Mitch McConnell should have an award for being the most dangerous, creepiest person... 🤢

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've been saying this for awhile. I'm glad more people are starting to talk more seriously - and regularly - about Mitch McConnell! He's one evil guy

    • @catalinacurio
      @catalinacurio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@debbiedoodiedandi He gives me the heebie jeebies... 🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @aakansha353
    @aakansha353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For first time in my whole life, I've heard an engineer saying he would rather be a doctor. It has always been the other way!

  • @serenadingserena
    @serenadingserena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i DIED when he said "SERENA" ALTHOUGH I KNOW HE WASN'T TALKINGG TO ME

  • @MartsEntertainment
    @MartsEntertainment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw that ice cream testing Mr. Rogers episode! I think we share a similar childhood. 1984, you?

  • @erikaa.3030
    @erikaa.3030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Bengali kid will be grateful for you and your work when he's older. Don't be too hurt Hasan you're doing great! 👍🏽

  • @peterwood5989
    @peterwood5989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PURE TRANSACTION BRO!!!

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If they do an episode on Mitch, they have to talk about his corrupt wife too.

  • @ginnylin
    @ginnylin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also remember that ice cream job segment... Definitely on a Sesame Street type show.

  • @jadynsauro6504
    @jadynsauro6504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I feel like anyone who says nacho cheese is a trump supporter"
    I retract my answer

  • @SAJ-wk6hz
    @SAJ-wk6hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I ever took a picture with you, I’d deadass frame it on my wall and show it to my family whenever they come in my room!

  • @anon9359
    @anon9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yayy, Hufflepuff pride! 😊 Oh man, I wish Hasan would take the official sorting hat quiz though.

  • @408sophon
    @408sophon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THAT LAW PRACTICE AD LMFAOOO I SEE IT ALL THE TIME IN THE BAY

  • @itsme-iu6kj
    @itsme-iu6kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE nacho cheese Doritos and I got so offended when he said that I would be a trump supporter 😂😂😂

  • @maheka9623
    @maheka9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pure gold

  • @username9325
    @username9325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is it still a clickbait thing? He mentioned this in the 13 Stories video...
    So, well, I'm happy I know...

  • @canbayar6993
    @canbayar6993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    sucks that we don't get the latest episodes on Netflix in Turkey ! last one was in June 16, please tell your Netflix people to get their stuff together

  • @GeneralAblon
    @GeneralAblon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What Hogwarts house would you be in?
    Literally nobody:
    Me: Slytherin.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      General Ablon Pottermore put me in Slytherin. I was taken aback at first, but I’ve embraced it. A few bullies should not be what defines us.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ivonedefigueiredo9301 Merlin...You have Merlin. I'm just saying you guys don't have it that bad.

  • @nooriman5944
    @nooriman5944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these deep cuts, thanks uploaders ♥️

  • @daolchang
    @daolchang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    damn that lazier than I am woke is directly lifted from Kyle Kinane´s Stand Up

  • @wanamani7394
    @wanamani7394 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched deep cuts 3 years ago and i rewatch it again in 2023. Funny how much i didnt understand many of the reference but still get to laugh, and watching it again i still can laugh about it but with better understanding. It is one of my dream to be in Hasan Minhaj show one day.

  • @KORAHOBBY
    @KORAHOBBY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can they do an episode on Venezuela

  • @noelakemirembe5445
    @noelakemirembe5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live for these deep cuts 😂❤️

  • @Ridyls
    @Ridyls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    This is how many people love Hasan
    👇

  • @vt2816
    @vt2816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy on the phone with the dog shutting😂😂😂