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  • On this very special Deep Cuts, Hasan catches up with an old friend: comedian John Mulaney. Watch as the two talk about comedy and John's new Netflix special 'John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch.' John and Hasan are also joined by some other very special guests: the desi teenagers that Hasan interviewed a few months back. Abeer and (most) of the crew are back to ask John a few questions of their own!
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  • @kiraf2457
    @kiraf2457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14779

    I’m so proud of John Mulaney overcoming his greatest fear: 13 year olds

    • @eugeneaxe
      @eugeneaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I'm still scared of them

    • @cooper8184
      @cooper8184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Look at that man he has feminine hips

    • @galanthusnivalis3204
      @galanthusnivalis3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@cooper8184 NO THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @cooper8184
      @cooper8184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Xielle Zhang *crosses street*

    • @johnnyb175
      @johnnyb175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@cooper8184 I believe you mean
      "That high-waisted man"

  • @manjotsingh161
    @manjotsingh161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5989

    Get a guy who looks at you like Hassan looks at John Mulaney.

    • @Tasnim33
      @Tasnim33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      💚

    • @user-gt1kd9rv1w
      @user-gt1kd9rv1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MANJOT SINGH lmaoooooo

    • @asia4467
      @asia4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      31:11

    • @shubhanshjain
      @shubhanshjain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Yeah, he's fanboying and I would not blame him. John is just awesome.

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      true..all that time Hassan had Hearts in his eyes😂😂

  • @h.thumbsthomas5479
    @h.thumbsthomas5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7402

    "Don't try to act too young."
    This is John Mulaney. He's never been young. At 10 he was a middle aged man listening to jazz reading the Times.

    • @dawsonmurray2822
      @dawsonmurray2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      He was actually a middle aged woman

    • @matthewgarcia2132
      @matthewgarcia2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      yeah at 11 years old john was taking a briefcase to school

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Chinese American tiger mom. What the hell are you guys talking about, John’s obviously Chinese. Just listen to his voice.

    • @corvicore6813
      @corvicore6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      and yet he looks like a terrible tall child

    • @jsaavedr1
      @jsaavedr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He actually was listening to black jazz.

  • @kristencote7100
    @kristencote7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8924

    You know what I love? You can tell by his reaction that John Mulaney had no idea the question about "why were you carrying your dog like that" was coming which means he really, on the spot, made up an entirely new three minute stand up routine about walking his dog. This is why he's one of the best storytellers alive

    • @janellio
      @janellio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      yes! I really hope to see that bit in whatever new standup special he's gonna do next.

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I think it is more of a "stand-up for interviews" thing that a lot of comedians do, I've seen him talk about his wife pushing their dog in a stroller before and used some similar lines

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He does that a lot actually. Every interview amazes me

    • @SwiftestScout
      @SwiftestScout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Or... He just told a story, and John as a writer/performer is great at telling a story, and you just now got to see it in real time for the first time. Meet more interesting people.
      Oh also: All the questions are pre-screened with the guests. that's why it was written down. John Okayed that question. Welcome to show biz.

    • @TheASSofTEXAS
      @TheASSofTEXAS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SwiftestScout exactly, you got that right Scout

  • @ricem672
    @ricem672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4206

    Abeer is just a smaller, more chaotic version of Hasan.

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      They need to do a DNA test. Won't be surprised if they're clones.

    • @marsajib
      @marsajib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@nickv1212 the results says astaghfirullah 😂😂

    • @innishas
      @innishas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      bold of you to assume hasan wasnt as chaotic at that age

    • @fadedpajamas
      @fadedpajamas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marsajib 🤣

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree!😀

  • @bellamaz1972
    @bellamaz1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11364

    It’s so inspiring to see two Asian-Americans on stage together.

    • @acetherookie3933
      @acetherookie3933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      2 famous Asian-americans and 4 Asian-american kids who still managed to get some light.😅

    • @NileshR12
      @NileshR12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Bella Maz Which Asian-American are referring to besides Hasan?

    • @MasochisticMaiden
      @MasochisticMaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

      NileshR12 The very obvious Asian-American woman on the stage...how did you miss those feminine hips? 🤣

    • @bellamaz1972
      @bellamaz1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      I’m referring to John Mulaney of course :) (it’s from one of his stand up routines)

    • @marcialsblendshair6088
      @marcialsblendshair6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aditmukherjee4649
    @aditmukherjee4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4949

    The fact Hasan's sister worked at John's dad's firm is amazing

    • @takolong1696
      @takolong1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Adit Mukherjee right?!?! Like WHY IS NOBODY GEEKING OUT OVER THIS WITH ME?!?!

    • @eviebalk3488
      @eviebalk3488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tako Long I DONT KNOW IM FREAKING OUT

    • @mercya9347
      @mercya9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol everyone is quaking

    • @rosulekhoda844
      @rosulekhoda844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I like how the girl was desperately trying to comfort him with "No offense! No offense!" after completely destroying him with a single phrase 😂

    • @user-rj5xz6hx9u
      @user-rj5xz6hx9u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wow Hasan was so polite in this, it's clear he looks up to John so much and was a little awkward and shy. Nothing like he is with other guests, he's usually in control and he knows that it's his show so he can be confident but in this he seemed to tense up a little and let Mulaney kinda run it, but Mulaney was also a little shy and nervous for going impromptu. I still really loved this, it was so authentic and adorable!

  • @fromacan
    @fromacan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3530

    "Now, you recall, your sister works at his law firm."
    Am I the only one who finds it endearing that these two legit have personal lives that intersect with each other?

    • @InternetsPedestrian
      @InternetsPedestrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Like when Seth Meyers mom and John Mulaney's grandmother both starred in Pills-a-Poppin

    • @doloresstone9927
      @doloresstone9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The fact Hasan's sister worked at John's dad's firm is amazing

    • @sarasteinberg2905
      @sarasteinberg2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It kind of rubs it in that famous people's inner circles are very Members Only.

    • @Sartorius988
      @Sartorius988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sarasteinberg2905 Well its not so much that, but smart people lives intersect. His dad is a partner at Skadden which is a top corporate law firm, a target employer for many top lawyers. It wouldn't be unreasonable that Hasan's sister would want to work and get a job at that law firm. Skadden is a pretty big firm.

    • @harveycooper5098
      @harveycooper5098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sarasteinberg2905 except they're not, people become famous more than they are born famous, they have private lives that are completely open to friendly faces, etc. it's not some secret club that you have to get an ominous letter to enter. John's parents aren't famous and neither are Hasan's IIRC and, coincidentally, the intersect occurs.

  • @americanhottie3333
    @americanhottie3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3631

    "Pete Davidson has like six numbers by the way, that's insane."
    "And none of them are the current one."
    That...that does not surprise me at all.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Maybe he is still on HIS secluded vacation with Lorne which he will be happy to tell all about?

    • @AustGamingAG
      @AustGamingAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It really doesn’t surprise anyone

    • @AndrewKStein
      @AndrewKStein 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Al Pacino is calling… (IYKYK)

    • @zampster1
      @zampster1 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AndrewKStein daddy khaki pants

  • @greifstricken
    @greifstricken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3455

    hasan and mulaney..... netflix has been reading the millenial wish list and DELIVERING

  • @neeshashah263
    @neeshashah263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5411

    Wow Hasan was so polite in this, it's clear he looks up to John so much and was a little awkward and shy. Nothing like he is with other guests, he's usually in control and he knows that it's his show so he can be confident but in this he seemed to tense up a little and let Mulaney kinda run it, but Mulaney was also a little shy and nervous for going impromptu. I still really loved this, it was so authentic and adorable!

    • @robertwalker5222
      @robertwalker5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Neesha Shah Yeah no daily show interview vibes 😅

    • @sarahrau1441
      @sarahrau1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      I think its just a totally different thing. This was basically “Hasan hangs out with a friend and mentor for 30 minutes.”

    • @unicorn1poop
      @unicorn1poop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I dont watch this show often. But you can see it on his face, how excited he is

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mulaney seemed to be taking his nervousness out on Hasan though; he snaps at him a couple of times. Awkward spots...

    • @Number2Drakefan
      @Number2Drakefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jondunmore4268 true, ive been seeing this a lot lately and find it interesting, i guess its the use of words being more positive or negative and the tone. People trying to find how the relationship stands.

  • @kadyarchibald6801
    @kadyarchibald6801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6417

    Can we get a whole special of John Mulaney explaining why America likes things?

    • @dbagette
      @dbagette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      OMG yes! Like a recorded AMA. Seems like John has thoughts about everything lol

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yess

    • @moeezS
      @moeezS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes I was also confused about why people like Streisand (other than knowing the Streisand Effect) or Springsteen are a thing. I need more.

    • @sarahrau1441
      @sarahrau1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A podcast, just every week, he spits out a new 5-10 minute thing.

    • @emilydaniels7408
      @emilydaniels7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I could listen to Mulaney talk for HOURS. I dont care what he talks about just let him talk lol. I would love to see him philibuster congress for 10 hours just trying to get a bunch of old white men to crack up for a serious cause

  • @calnommer
    @calnommer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4925

    If Hasan and John had been existing in the same universe for so long and were aware of each other's existence why has seeing them in the same scene taken so damn long?

    • @adibayasmin1640
      @adibayasmin1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Oh man i just had a hard time believing they were from the same universe for some reason

    • @kjdnyhmghfvb
      @kjdnyhmghfvb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Calamum Nomen Time Travel...let it marinate...it works.

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's more than just existing tbh. He's said in other interviews that John is legitimately someone he looks up to, and he is Hasan's mentor. Also until these past few years John was known for being a writer. So he's a more behind the scenes person. So they might have hung out when the cameras were off.

    • @brbapappa
      @brbapappa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm just amazed they are about the same height.

    • @theGingerAutist
      @theGingerAutist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the comedian netflix universe

  • @battybasil2057
    @battybasil2057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9567

    John reassuring us that his grandmother is alive and well and being so insistant on it really makes it sound like he murdered her

    • @favoredexistentialcrisis5881
      @favoredexistentialcrisis5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Wouldn't be the first time he killed someone and tried to hide it in a comedy bit

    • @katie-wv6lt
      @katie-wv6lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Sounds like his grandma joined princess di on John mulaney’s murderous body count...

    • @Mia-bigbooty
      @Mia-bigbooty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      he didn’t do it you can feel the TV its warm

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mia-bigbooty lmfao

    • @mmagalhaesg
      @mmagalhaesg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does that

  • @sarahphillips01
    @sarahphillips01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    "My grandmother, who's alive... That's not the only thing about her"
    What are 3 other things about her?

    • @elishaarup1910
      @elishaarup1910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      She's NEW IN TOWN

    • @oryasp
      @oryasp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Elisha Arup And it gets WORSE

    • @safala
      @safala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@oryasp She’s gay.

    • @presteeto
      @presteeto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@safala aids

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@presteeto Asian

  • @josjoererg
    @josjoererg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    Alternate title: Hasan Minhaj is a shy John Mulaney fanboy for 33 minutes.

  • @sahithinallani4034
    @sahithinallani4034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3723

    john has no suit .WHAT?!

    • @Faisaldegrt
      @Faisaldegrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Hasan Minhaj effect

    • @cl6998
      @cl6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Or Tan France effect?

    • @Faisaldegrt
      @Faisaldegrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@cl6998 Tan has made Hasan's fashion sense better times 10

    • @skyejacques
      @skyejacques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tan France dammit! I loved the suit and tie lol

    • @srilekhasapram3058
      @srilekhasapram3058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just thinking that he looks so chic omg

  • @lizardwen
    @lizardwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9735

    Both showing the “I listened to Tan” outfit

    • @goclbert
      @goclbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      And they look good

    • @aesenalieva
      @aesenalieva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yass

    • @LadySoulChile
      @LadySoulChile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @whatokay_
      @whatokay_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yess!!!

    • @claudiaam107
      @claudiaam107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was thinking the same thing!!! Hahahahaha

  • @emmae2520
    @emmae2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3613

    I love how highly he speaks of the kids in his show. Like he's proud of all of them so much and is going to take a break from comedy to become a drama teacher

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Kimbersea That was the joke name of the group that came out at the end. They are all older than the Sack Lunch Bunch members

    • @sarahrau1441
      @sarahrau1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There’s this trend I’m noticing with aging millennials where they’re not repeating the generational apathy that we’ve seen with previous generations. We treated that like fact and we can see examples of it in history, but I’m just not seeing it.

    • @isabellanebs22
      @isabellanebs22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would give my left leg to have him as my drama teacher

    • @God_535
      @God_535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isabellanebs22 but why the left?

    • @kiranwingelaar7009
      @kiranwingelaar7009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The kids are brats.

  • @wilmafistfit4788
    @wilmafistfit4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    Why are you hurting petunia!!
    John: she’s hurting me!!

    • @CarlosdabinCarlosdabin
      @CarlosdabinCarlosdabin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John reassuring us that his grandmother is alive and well and being so insistant on it really makes it sound like he murdered her

  • @nadyahahmed9084
    @nadyahahmed9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5499

    I love how John Mulaney is talking about millennials like he isn’t one. He is in fact, the oldest of the millennials.

    • @AvisSapiens
      @AvisSapiens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      Petition to nominate John Mulaney for the role of Grand Millennial.

    • @libnnyann
      @libnnyann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      It's because he is immortal and isn't aware that he said he is a millennial's age

    • @lilliahpasco
      @lilliahpasco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      John Mulaney is the millennial elder. Our wise man. Our leader.

    • @JordanYee
      @JordanYee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He was nine during the cold war, so depending on his upbringing, he could be classified as the tail end of gen x. Given what he's said about his parents, I find this likely.

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      but honestly if you think about it, wasn't he really born in 1932?

  • @safinotullah
    @safinotullah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2871

    John Mulaney dissing on boomers is a mood.

    • @Tasnim33
      @Tasnim33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💯

    • @richarddweckcomedy
      @richarddweckcomedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Safi Ullah Khan he’s gen x so it’s awesome

    • @jennifermcardle6029
      @jennifermcardle6029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Richard Dweck I think technically he’s early millennial, most places start millennials at 1980-2 and he was born in 82

    • @layne721
      @layne721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jennifermcardle6029 yeah, he's about my age, born around or just after 80. read somewhere recently that some are starting to call us xennials? like a micro-generation between Gen X and Millenials, because we don't really fit in with either one. we've just always been lumped in with people either slightly older or slightly younger than us.

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jennifermcardle6029 that's so surprising to me, he has such mid-40s energy

  • @Emlyofthestate
    @Emlyofthestate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    “I can’t think of a question that would make me want to let you text anyone on my phone anything you would want??”
    “Lorne Michaels”
    “Take my phone.”

    • @ceruleantear1
      @ceruleantear1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I really wish we could have heard the whole question...

    • @sierramist066
      @sierramist066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      cerulean tear same its pissing me off that he never finished it!!! 😂🙄

    • @danteogara8787
      @danteogara8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Probably Lorne Michaels or his wife

    • @HT-pl8du
      @HT-pl8du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      what happened between him and Lorne Michaels?

    • @Emlyofthestate
      @Emlyofthestate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Hannah T anyone whose ever worked for SNL is terrified of Lorne

  • @Talkingperfectly-loud
    @Talkingperfectly-loud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    “Don’t try to act too young because it’s just weird” is EXACTLY what John Mulaney meant when he said teenagers will make fun of you but in a very specific and devastating way 😂

    • @kiranwingelaar7009
      @kiranwingelaar7009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes, and also what south asian people will say. Isn't this the same girl who asked Mulaney about Russell Peters? 🤪Why would you blow your one chance to share a stage with a comedy great and mention Russell Peters. The kid was taking a dig at him and that was not cool.

    • @superflueous
      @superflueous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A hug of solidarity between two middle aged dudes in the face of the cruelty of youth...turn that into a greeting card!

  • @subhanarif9902
    @subhanarif9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3432

    That tall boy should try comedy he is kinda good

    • @gabriellevillar9928
      @gabriellevillar9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Yeah, he should try stand up, I think it would be good for him to get out there. Just hope he doesn't stay out too late, he looks kinda tired

    • @prisb40
      @prisb40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's got a name, John Mulaney, pls use it that's rude

    • @dez8316
      @dez8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@frog8333 r/whoosh

    • @ShubhThakkar
      @ShubhThakkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@frog8333 He's obviously joking dude

    • @ShubhThakkar
      @ShubhThakkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@prisb40 Ever heard of a thing called sarcasm?

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4375

    Love that John points out that kids these days learn morals without religion. You don`t need the idea that you gonna burn in hell to understand that you don`t hurt people if you don´t want to be hurt

    • @avernion
      @avernion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      To be fair, I grew up in a Christian home, and that kind of fear was never beaten into me.

    • @whisperingsage89
      @whisperingsage89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@lemortedbrian6070If your only reason to be moral is the belief you'll be punished after you die, then you're only doing it for fear of punishment.

    • @merder1414
      @merder1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Unlocked riiiiigh.... gosh some of you people are truly dumb. That’s what happens when your intellect, like your morals, depends on one single book lol Your comment isn’t even based on anything.... like atrocities weren’t committed before the sixties lol. Go learn a few things before climbing that tree grandpa....

    • @a.t.3192
      @a.t.3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Agreed. Religion is never necessary for morality.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I see the same thing he mentioned. I've worked with kids a long time and anyone who criticizes them as a group doesn't know what they're talking about. The kids and young adults i see are remarkable and they're living what they've been taught about being kind, peaceful, respectful and reasonable

  • @aween42
    @aween42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    The way Hassan looks at the teens as they’re asking their questions anxious If it’s a good question and lookin at John for approval is honestly the cutest thing ever

    • @Hotpink51
      @Hotpink51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I really appreciated him looking at the teens when speaking to them. It's like a lil sign of respect, and I know as a teen I always appreciated when adults showed mutual respect when we spoke instead of just being dismissive while expecting automatic respect from me.

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    It's weird seeing John Mulaney in jeans.

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Tan's work!

    • @PeachWNK
      @PeachWNK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was going to say that! It’s the outfit Tan picked out!

    • @honeypot6719
      @honeypot6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When he came out I was like "Wait...John Mula-? Oh-! He's not wearing a suit."

    • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
      @user-qn4tq2qt5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's so attractive

    • @lianah7837
      @lianah7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HES SO CASUAL WHAT

  • @jackieweaver3884
    @jackieweaver3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4278

    the mighty duo we didn't know we wanted but we definitely _needed_

    • @null9546
      @null9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I think _a lot_ of us wanted it

    • @thebrownieguy7247
      @thebrownieguy7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      love your username 😂😂

    • @adi5877
      @adi5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *so you the one who pissed off fat thor*

    • @TheAakeeb93
      @TheAakeeb93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you are noobmaster?? from endgame

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who said we didnt want it, _everyone_ should have wanted it

  • @wildoatling
    @wildoatling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    So...we all know Tan definitely dressed both of them, right?

    • @yashkatare3303
      @yashkatare3303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Tan is amazing.

    • @dinosaurchickennuggets5138
      @dinosaurchickennuggets5138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Haha I thought about that when John wasn’t in a suit

    • @AryakiM
      @AryakiM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesssssss

    • @dave210yt
      @dave210yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@dinosaurchickennuggets5138 I thought, "oh, he's not in a suit"

    • @wildoatling
      @wildoatling 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MaryAnn Brown Congrats on recently emerging from your coma. We missed you.

  • @blurryink115
    @blurryink115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    can we just appreciate the fact John Mulaney called up reception so people won't send Hasan Alcohol

    • @hannahanneabraham97
      @hannahanneabraham97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No I believe other people probably did send Hasan alcohol (he can't very well stop them from sending it) but John just wanted to be sure to send up a gift Hasan could actually use/appreciate.

  • @hanaomer4419
    @hanaomer4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    “Do you have a minute to talk about the anti-vax movement?” Hasan noooo 😂

    • @Jennaros1ty
      @Jennaros1ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'm extremely interested in the response because their reactions and John's "I gotta go call my dad" at the very end. It is a question that will keep me up at night.

    • @mariasanchezm.364
      @mariasanchezm.364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok 😏😐

  • @Semzi10
    @Semzi10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I like how they're 3 years apart and John Mulaney is acting like he's 7,000 years older lololol

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is why Tumblr thinks he's immortal.

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what are you, the immortality police? im sure he's a perfect mortal age

  • @Faro0ky
    @Faro0ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    John Mulaney is somehow 37 and 65 years old at the same time. How does he do that?

    • @flash_flood_area
      @flash_flood_area 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      And 10 yrs, also

    • @girlgamer4444
      @girlgamer4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Honestly he looks like 25 to me for some reason

    • @MsRunningInRain
      @MsRunningInRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      37????

    • @ben-san9677
      @ben-san9677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He spent too much time with George St. Geegland.

    • @keilamccutcheon5845
      @keilamccutcheon5845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rebecca yeah dude he’s actually 37 isn’t it crazy???

  • @user-dc4uf9qp7b
    @user-dc4uf9qp7b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    I really like how all the kids are standing according to their height.

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      cured my OCD

    • @saadrazzak5244
      @saadrazzak5244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just indian things

    • @bioluminescent13
      @bioluminescent13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "stand in height order" unlocked memories I thought were dead

    • @alfie6441
      @alfie6441 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bioluminescent13 you and someone of similar height sizing each other up to decide who goes to the back of the line

  • @krissie3881
    @krissie3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I love how John took the children's questions seriously and answered them honestly and hilariously in true Mulaney fashion. He's hands down my favorite comedian.

    • @SirenOfTheSea88
      @SirenOfTheSea88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah! He explains things to them thoroughly but doesn’t talk down to them

  • @victoriamk6693
    @victoriamk6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    MY TWO FAVOURITE ASIAN AMERICANS

    • @suda1331
      @suda1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hasan and Abeer?

    • @victoriamk6693
      @victoriamk6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      suda1331 John had an early bit in his first stand up special (New in Town) about how he was confused for being an Asian American kid. and he was bullied for being Asian American in school... despite not being asian American. He explains it better than I do! Here’s a link: th-cam.com/video/KX-IvSvb3R0/w-d-xo.html

    • @himax4006
      @himax4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha some of John's best bits

    • @cinnamonangel5440
      @cinnamonangel5440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

  • @42c28
    @42c28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5663

    The collab I wanted but I didn't think I would get yessssss!

    • @daniyaparvez2143
      @daniyaparvez2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck thats what exactly my emotions were
      but its so timely bc he has a new netflix special coming out 🙌

    • @shreyagokhale7005
      @shreyagokhale7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amenn

    • @happypeace8930
      @happypeace8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shreya Gokhale the collab I didn’t know I wanted until I got it 😂

    • @ricanqueen3417
      @ricanqueen3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely! 💯

    • @mayarodriguez9126
      @mayarodriguez9126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inferno Blizzard omg same!

  • @mixn5919
    @mixn5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    "put on a suit, we're going to the worst thing you've ever been to" accurate description of going to church as a kid haha

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      specifically a funeral

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he was referring to a funeral there

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also, John lost a brother when he was a kid. I think that’s why he reacted so strongly to a child telling him that a lost loved one would always be in their heart.

    • @StephiGereRothThyne
      @StephiGereRothThyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMonroemomma can you tell me where you read/saw that? sounds interesting

    • @hannahanneabraham97
      @hannahanneabraham97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StephiGereRothThyne He mentioned it in a Stephen Colbert interview. I think it's titled "Stephen and John bond over being altar boys' something like that.

  • @Gvn2fly9
    @Gvn2fly9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I want a whole hour of John Mulaney explaining celebrities to teens.

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes please!!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m 24 but I want a whole hour of John Mulaney explaining things to me

  • @nestorknows
    @nestorknows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    30 minutes of Minhaj and Mulaney? It’s a (day after) Christmas miracle.

    • @noaht3087
      @noaht3087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Two wise men.

    • @luzhope3296
      @luzhope3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's lol funny

    • @nabeelkhan7506
      @nabeelkhan7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that day is called boxing day

    • @AmaraEmme
      @AmaraEmme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nestorknows there are 12 days of Christmas starting on 12/25, ending on 1/6 :)

  • @AngelaDelaCruz08
    @AngelaDelaCruz08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    i love how hasan doesn’t like...interrupt him

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      quick summary of john mulaney on other people's shows

    • @l.t.t.3828
      @l.t.t.3828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He’s too busy fanboying over John

  • @Keekswinds
    @Keekswinds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    John: I’m thinking like 50-60 not funny
    Me in Mick Jagger voice: NOT FUNNY

    • @ViraMotorko
      @ViraMotorko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      …in John's version of Mick Jagger's voice.

    • @jessicavasquez-luna8087
      @jessicavasquez-luna8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      STOP LMFAO I READ THAT IN JOHNS IMPRESSION OF MICK JAGGER

    • @shamelessstacib7351
      @shamelessstacib7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NAUGHT FUNNAY
      Diet Coke!

  • @sophb8302
    @sophb8302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    “you’re on a sinking ship with lorne michaels a-“
    “alright, here’s my phone.”

  • @_swapnil_
    @_swapnil_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    I want to see these two men participate in a presidential debate as candidates.

    • @elizaheathen
      @elizaheathen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      with John Oliver and Nick Kroll

    • @frankenshake
      @frankenshake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And halfway through they just go “no wait we can’t fight like this” and join forces.

    • @ashleyh2578
      @ashleyh2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙏

  • @cobalt1754
    @cobalt1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    "Piglet gargoyle" is possibly the best description of Petunia I've ever heard.
    Also, this Hasan and John crossover episode is lit. I eagerly anticipate their new album.

    • @jam2182
      @jam2182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they have a new album coming out? wuuuttt?

  • @victoriaodegaard1
    @victoriaodegaard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "Don't try to act too young"
    John Mulaney: "But I'm a tall child... that's my whole schtick"

    • @brooke7656
      @brooke7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmfaooo true 😭😭

    • @mahzabinnn
      @mahzabinnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *mitski song insues*

  • @eunicelin223
    @eunicelin223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    John really should host the Oscars.

    • @lilyhawkes5578
      @lilyhawkes5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Petition for John Mulaney and Nick Kroll to do a full on 20 minute monologue for Oscars

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He should host everything

    • @darlahenri8095
      @darlahenri8095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He may

  • @melodywu7254
    @melodywu7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    Abeer is basically Hasan’s adopted son.

    • @devans00
      @devans00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Next time Abeer will be Hassan’s height, then taller. 😃

    • @taya786
      @taya786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought I was the only one thinking this..And I know hes short but he will be really tall..lol

    • @maryemal-ali1003
      @maryemal-ali1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg next time Hasan makes a video saying Abeer isn’t my son and does a DNA test 😂

  • @ginettep904
    @ginettep904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Dude you have to text your dad back", funny and genuine at the same time. Love it

  • @forr35t
    @forr35t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    John's Dad: "I greatly enjoyed the Conan interview!!"
    John:
    Dad:
    John:
    Dad:
    John: Have you heard of the anti-vax movement

  • @LadyOMyth
    @LadyOMyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Why do adults always look so unhappy?"
    John Mulaney: Yes.
    I love this man's comedy.

    • @darlahenri8095
      @darlahenri8095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is gravity not unhappiness

  • @caro6968
    @caro6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Hasan looks at the kids like a strict dad lol

    • @salvatorechick
      @salvatorechick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Like dont disappoint, keep yourselves in check, this is the John mulaney.

    • @phoenixliv
      @phoenixliv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The kind that might pull up to McDonalds with his family for one small black coffee?

    • @caro6968
      @caro6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@phoenixliv oh my god exactly like that

    • @chinesecooking5876
      @chinesecooking5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yessss

    • @hyperbookslover
      @hyperbookslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He channeled his inner desi dad

  • @fruitoson4227
    @fruitoson4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    JOHNS FATHER IM- “greatly enjoyed the conan interview” THATS SO SWEET YOU UNGRATEFUL TALL CHILD TEXT YOUR FATHER BACK

  • @kayoh1233
    @kayoh1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Him talking about dragging petunia and how Bulldogs are made from stone is literally how you know hes truly a dog person 😂 PREACH

  • @rushajoshi4384
    @rushajoshi4384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Try not to act too young cause it's just weird."
    John's face after he processed what she'd just said AHAHAHA

  • @cj-md6id
    @cj-md6id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    i love the fact that comedy is so diverse now; the representation in the asian american community is so amazing to see i love that john mulaney is at the forefront of this asian american community

    • @skyejacques
      @skyejacques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @marcialsblendshair6088
      @marcialsblendshair6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @waterlillymiller3207
      @waterlillymiller3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @MrMagooo He is Irish, when he was a kid he was bullied for being Asian-American even though he wasn't.

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John is a proud Chinese woman

  • @Emre.55
    @Emre.55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I like how the girl was desperately trying to comfort him with "No offense! No offense!" after completely destroying him with a single phrase 😂

    • @audreywaight6828
      @audreywaight6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emre sooo savage lmao

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What ways should old people renew themselves tho
      Okay so in the comments people are complementing them on the Tan inspired outfits

    • @xx___x
      @xx___x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She was super mean.

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xx___x
      I am trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, and say maybe she meant to say "don't act so young because it can come off as weird, in this day and age, to some people." but it came out "it seems weird" Especially if they don't know him.
      The hesitation before she said "weird," and the instant regret of her choice of words makes it seem like she just kindof didn't know how to phrase it on the spot.
      I myself was kindof like wtf? about the sack lunch bunch at first, but it's pretty wholesome to be trying to help the younger generation and give kids some relatable or healthy role models. M. Rogers type stuff idk. I'll withhold my judgment for now.

    • @reen4450
      @reen4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@i-love-comountains3850 I feel like she was maybe just giving general "advice" to 37 year olds? Cause John's whole vibe tends to be older then he actually is. Dont act too young would be the furthest thing from my mind for advice for him lol At any rate she seemed a little flustered ,i doubt she was trying to be mean.

  • @mariapazdla
    @mariapazdla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    ok but why are my two crushes here? i feel that this was made specifically for me

    • @miaroberna6522
      @miaroberna6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol me tooooooo

    • @jazsisante
      @jazsisante 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sameee! 😂💕

    • @God_535
      @God_535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't call me out like this

  • @tuvoksg1
    @tuvoksg1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    The answer to all the kids’ questions about “why this person..?” was:
    Baby boomers.

    • @devans00
      @devans00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      tuvoksg1 Welcome to my life as a Gen-Xer. It’s always about what Baby Boomers are into. 🙄

    • @rimfire2010
      @rimfire2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only ppl these kids asked about were baby boomer era actors and musicians. Why didn't they ask about any gen x entertainers? Because they weren't as memorable or popular.
      Also the baby boomers made some of the Best classic rock music produced. It's Still popular worldwide and used in movies for soundtracks/backgrounds.
      Baby boomers have done some right and some wrong with their contributions to society, But So Has Every Generation Before us And Since us, so please stop with the 'ok, boomer' response. It's just disrespectful and dismissive to the whole generation that raised or helped raise the millennials and next generation after them.

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      rimfire2010 ok boomer

    • @rimfire2010
      @rimfire2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlestoncooper5265
      good one, millennial

    • @aaljustaal1890
      @aaljustaal1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rimfire2010 Didn't they only ask about older references because that was the literal topic that they set for the conversation. Yknow, "references from around and before the 1980s-ish"

  • @highsun76
    @highsun76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    If you like someone you're talking too, you subconsciously mimick their actions. I've never seen a better example then this scene 13:54

    • @immortxelle
      @immortxelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Aw

    • @joycesalome39
      @joycesalome39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Good catch. I wouldn't have noticed it if not for this comment.

    • @mcrorfob
      @mcrorfob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Omg two poses subconsciously mimicked

    • @kaitlyns3414
      @kaitlyns3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      that’s so cute

    • @marco5030
      @marco5030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mcrorfob hands held together, hand at the chun, hands holding opposite elbow.

  • @madyjules
    @madyjules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    I love how the young lady who answers John’s question at the end... reacts instantly to be sure she didn’t hurt John’s feelings. Her immediate display of empathy is exactly what Mulaney alluded to when Hassan asked him, “What’s unique about the present generation of kids & younger teens?”😊

    • @God_535
      @God_535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes!

    • @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8
      @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well I dont think thats a generational thing 2 be honest. Like I dont think kids who were mean or cruel wouldve been chosen 2 participate in that kind of stuff. Also when ur a kid growing up in a very diverse and liberal area you tend to be a lot more open and empathetic towards others because that is whats taught. That's how it was 4 me growing up in the 90s in the princeton area with all kinds of indians and asians at my school. We had a very diverse community. Shout out to central NJ kid at the end there!! He was 18 so technically not a kid but hey. And if u dont believe me lemme tell a quick story. In 6th grade this 1 guy in class said I was going to hell cuz im Jewish and ofcourse I was super upset about it (plus this dick was ALWAYS picking on me 4 literally anything including the size of my juice boxes & how pale I was) and we had a whole class/teacher formal meeting about it where everyone had to learn it wasnt ok to say things like that even if it was taught in your religion & that religion is beliefs, it doesnt mean any of them are true or correct & most churches dont take every word of the Bible literally anymore anyway and we have to respect eachothers feelings etc. There were other incidents where people were mean and our school did not tolerate it. Meanwhile in other states or areas there were and are insane things going on like gay bashing and rampant bullying and it's basically totally tolerated there or was when I was a kid so I think while we continue 2 make progress as a society on our maturity and empathy etc, where u live and the politics, religion and diversity around that play a big part.

    • @667nine
      @667nine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @ginao6810
      @ginao6810 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that she wasn’t trying to be a smart ass. She was so earnest in her delivery, which is the only way it’s funny.

  • @christinaiverson2009
    @christinaiverson2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    the way he so smoothly switched his unnoticed handshake offering to a hug at the end, my social anxiety could never

    • @God_535
      @God_535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg same lol

  • @jennbeth1
    @jennbeth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    John is a comic genius. He is so quick. So clever.

  • @Haru-nee
    @Haru-nee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    There's that moment when Jon's like, “Don't send my Dad something too weird, your sister still works for him.”
    I think that's why Hasan waited so long to do a colab, he was afraid.

    • @sophieschnake4742
      @sophieschnake4742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I really like that this comment spelled Hasan's name right but not John's

    • @Haru-nee
      @Haru-nee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sophieschnake4742 😂
      I assumed autocorrect would handle it. John is a pretty standard name. But I think I'll keep it.

  • @gabrielavillanueva9408
    @gabrielavillanueva9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    The nervousness in John Mulaney’s face when Hasan had his phone 😂 omgggg

  • @PriskilaFlores
    @PriskilaFlores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I'm going to start calling hell "fire penalty"

  • @ardenvida4598
    @ardenvida4598 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    John being worried about Hasan going through his phone when we now know he was deep in his addiction at the time really makes the game a lot sadder now.

  • @mebeIlona
    @mebeIlona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    They both were clearly Tan France'd

  • @alexandrarose149
    @alexandrarose149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Hasan's pose at 20:55 is the most bollywood f**kboi pose ever

    • @m.s6289
      @m.s6289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HHaahahhahahahaaaaaaa

    • @pilarpanizza871
      @pilarpanizza871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hahahahahahahahaha I wish Hasan reads this comment

    • @haechanverse
      @haechanverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      How the hell does one even pose like that unconsciously

    • @owlright7524
      @owlright7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAOO GOOD CATCH

    • @emankhurram
      @emankhurram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I NOTICED THAT TOO
      ITS OK HE WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS JOHN MULANEY

  • @ds1116
    @ds1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Cuffed jeans are reserved for bisexuals and John Mulaney only

  • @johnsnow9210
    @johnsnow9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "I have made my peace with not knowing." My 2019 in a sentence.

  • @alfie6441
    @alfie6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    A GRAPE

    • @JaiCatLady
      @JaiCatLady 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChillingLikeANarnian InNarnia accurate tho

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a sliver of strawberry

    • @SGGCREATIVES
      @SGGCREATIVES 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I SWEAR! What's up with that?!

  • @Althamenes
    @Althamenes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    30 minute deep cuts, longer than a damn episode, my life is complete.
    Edit: My first 1k, thank you guys so much

  • @nanncysara
    @nanncysara ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Pete Davidson has like six numbers by the way, that's insane"
    "And none of them are the current one"
    Coming after his latest special, that made me laugh way harder than it should have

    • @canliu7191
      @canliu7191 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah during that part i was wondering what Hasan would do if he finds Al Pacino in John's contacts🤣

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    John Mulaney: "dog detectives or whatever that is"
    *rumbling in the distance*
    *tables shaking*
    *china falling off shelves*
    *mob approaching*
    Horde of angry 5 year olds: "IT'S. CALLED. *PAW PATROOOOOOLLLLLLLL"*

    • @user-ev9yz1yb7l
      @user-ev9yz1yb7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ohh I was thinking blues clues... am I old now??

    • @urmomlovesme811
      @urmomlovesme811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Scooby Doo??

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-ev9yz1yb7l But that's only one or two dogs at most. Dog detectives sounds like a squadron of dogs

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't know what era he meant so i was like wishbone? McGruff?

    • @medhyak148
      @medhyak148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fact that people have named multiple dog detective shows like that’s just a sub-genre of tv shows now

  • @francescaellis8893
    @francescaellis8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    “He did many things, and now he’s in prison.”
    Lol I can’t.

  • @captain0sam
    @captain0sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2651

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that John Mulaney wasted 100k during college 😂
    Thanks for like my highest comment ever!!! ♥️

    • @fruitoson4227
      @fruitoson4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      A HUNDRED. AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

    • @captain0sam
      @captain0sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      AND NOW YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK ME FOR MORE

    • @Ahmed-wd1xi
      @Ahmed-wd1xi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      WHAT KIND OF A COKEHEAD RELATIVE IS MY COLLEGE

    • @greywolf5896
      @greywolf5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I GAVE YOU MORE MONEY THAN THE CIVIL WAR COST AND YOU SPENT IT ALREADY

    • @cl6998
      @cl6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      To study a language he ALREADY SPEAKS!

  • @norge0209
    @norge0209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I think I am going to miss Deep Cuts most of all. 😭😭😭 Netflix was so stupid for canceling this show!!

    • @martinarmbrust3606
      @martinarmbrust3606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They cancelled Patriot Act? 😢

    • @norge0209
      @norge0209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@martinarmbrust3606 Yes. Hasan has just joined another show.

    • @iram2110
      @iram2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@norge0209 which one? Tell meee!!!!!!

    • @norge0209
      @norge0209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iram2110 He is to have “a major recurring role in the second season of Apple TV Plus hit The Morning Show,” as of November 2020.

  • @cgyarn
    @cgyarn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    John's face when that girl said, "Try not to act too young, cause it's just weird," was priceless 😂

    • @anaugrinoska1836
      @anaugrinoska1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hasan and his sort of delayed reaction as well 😂😂

  • @jennifervasquez
    @jennifervasquez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    I need a full netflix special of john mulaney explaining important figures in american pop culture cause as a first gen chicana i also dont understand who most figures are or their importance and id like to be in the know

    • @jennifervasquez
      @jennifervasquez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was weird af during that point in time where a bunch of these figures where dying n everyone was really sad about it n i had never even heard of most of them

    • @Fincayra15
      @Fincayra15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jennifer Vasquez 😂

    • @thegreatsalad
      @thegreatsalad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I haven't heard of most of them, but I don't live in the US either so 😅

    • @noodle_fc
      @noodle_fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John was funny, but honestly I don't think he gave very accurate impressions. Like he's not exactly _wrong_ about Stevie Nicks, but given what he said, you're still not going to understand 80% of references to her. Like yeah, frustrated mom playing her music in the car is true. Weirdo sorceress vibe is true. But from his account you wouldn't know that she was a legit rock star first. Cover of Rolling Stone multiple times legit. To '60s and '70s kids, she's someone who is cool and who it's cool to like.
      Most of his other answers are similarly one-faceted accounts. Funny though.

    • @archraskal
      @archraskal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jennifer Vasquez. You know, that's actually a bit fucked up on your part. What...do you speak English with a heavy accent as well? It's really dumb that you grew up in such a cultural bubble.You should rage at your parents for their neglect to assimilate you into the America that surrounded you. Most American pop culture figures are well-known internationally as well. This would also go beyond the anglosphere.

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Let's just have a show that's 30 minutes per episode of John explaining outdated/adult concepts to Abeer.

  • @leppyleppy6210
    @leppyleppy6210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That little boy seems so surprised by his own questions when he asks them lol

    • @mooo6747
      @mooo6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's because they're not his own questions. Hasan Minhaj is too unrelaxed on this episode to not script everything.

  • @joysh
    @joysh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Look at our boys, listening to Tan's advice.

    • @danteogara8787
      @danteogara8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joy Roy I’m so proud of them

  • @imaginareality
    @imaginareality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Hasan is so quiet and still, it's almost worrying. He must really look up to John Mulaney.

  • @mysteryjellybean
    @mysteryjellybean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    it's weird to see an interview occur while both people are standing

  • @EmilyYeh1833
    @EmilyYeh1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Hasan and John are my last two braincells trying to figure out how to get through life

  • @Ten13Grl
    @Ten13Grl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I swear I saw this 5 years ago.
    Or maybe last week. 2020 is weird like that.

    • @God_535
      @God_535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same lol

  • @leetledrummerboy
    @leetledrummerboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I love that he calls the dog by name but the wife is "a wife" lmao

    • @julianaarevalo9820
      @julianaarevalo9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Because “wife” has some kick ass to it

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wife doesn't want to be a public figure, probably. Dogs are always down for attention.

  • @bealtesandfloyd
    @bealtesandfloyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    “Tons of people were Jewish.” -John Mulaney, 2019.

  • @hawarahman3825
    @hawarahman3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Is Mulaney where Drew Gooden gets his comedic inspiration? They literally have the same voice/cadence to their punchlines, if I didn't see his face I would easily confuse the two....

    • @katief.2280
      @katief.2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hawa Rahman Drew has said he looks up to John Mulaney before in videos, so yes I suppose

    • @hawarahman3825
      @hawarahman3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Katie F. Oh I have never seen him say that, but thanks! I would’ve never known, but it makes sense..

    • @angelfranklynn2702
      @angelfranklynn2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love drew ^•^

    • @aydenpotts7019
      @aydenpotts7019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude I actually got confused between drew and john a lot damn.

    • @rimurutempest4945
      @rimurutempest4945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just watching Drew Gooden before this and I’ve always thought that

  • @bestfoodreviews2770
    @bestfoodreviews2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    John Mulaney making hosts slightly uncomfortable is one of my favorite pastimes

  • @andyp7821
    @andyp7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Mulaney's knowledge of certain aspect of pop culture proves that he's a recent immortal.

  • @kyqueenn
    @kyqueenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Tan is in the back crying bc of how good their outfits look.

  • @shelbyeverett3096
    @shelbyeverett3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    John Mulaney is America’s sweetheart.

  • @inasaira8380
    @inasaira8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    i could watch an entire hour long daily show of john mulaney just explaining pop culture things.

  • @FountainOfYoot
    @FountainOfYoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Mulaney always sounds like a 40s baseball commentator. It's a treat.

  • @HyperBoyPrimeOnYT
    @HyperBoyPrimeOnYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Disney: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever
    Hasan and John: Hold our beers

    • @princessjello
      @princessjello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Hold our fruit cups

    • @layne721
      @layne721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Hold our Abeer"

    • @rosedempsey9006
      @rosedempsey9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hasan: hold my beer
      John: hold this old turnip that’s been in the fridge that someone gave me for some reason

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rosedempsey9006 John: hold my old turnip
      Hasan: hold this used nuvaring that's in the fridge for some reason
      Ftfy

    • @kakashi0429
      @kakashi0429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They don't drink....so hold our tea?

  • @inesmachadocasamentos2828
    @inesmachadocasamentos2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You can tell John has been hanging out with kids, he can really speak on their level

  • @sr.chiqitibum8607
    @sr.chiqitibum8607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Your sister worked at my Dad’s lawfirm.” I swear once you’re in in this country you’re in.
    But if you’re not, you’re screwed.