"MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS GUY?! First the sandwiches, now laughing evilly while he’s off to have an affair?! Even Darth Vader would be like… 'Dude, you’re a fucking ass!'"| God, I loved that. That and this: "Oh, no, he’s been taking fencing lessons from Burgess Meredith!"
So the postman: -cheats on his wife -throws away sandwiches she made for him -laughs evily after yelling at her and while he goes off to have an affiar -leaves the search of a missing child so he can have sex This guy isn't just an asshole, he has no soul.
6:19 i can make my own gilligans island parody intro for that god awful remake of the haunting They stayed in a haunted house fear experiment, with insomniac, the doctor too, the doorkeeper and his wife, the hot bi one, the slacker and two assistants, here on hill house!
E.G. Marshall..... He was the host of CBS Radio Mystery Theater. As soon as I heard his voice, I knew who he was. As far as the vet's room.... who keeps a Cobra?! These things are POISONOUS!
When you have a nightmare, and your older brother sleeps with you in the room, you always go to him to get comfort. It makes you feel safer from the bad dreams you're having. Sometimes you do it with your parents, and sometimes with your brothers.
moonmaiden6546 I was like 4 or 5 and my brother was like 6 or 7 and we used to sleep together sometimes in his double bed and have pillow fights. That's what siblings do.
I agree. Doug Walker seems strangely obsessed with little kids showing affection to each other and little kids' crotches. And yes, I don't mean the Nostalgia Critic, I mean Doug Walker.
9:35 No, Maine isn't sick. He's just misunderstood. I mean who wouldn't want all the AI in project freelancer all to himself so that they can attain metastability? What, do you have something against mutes NC?
You know, the first time I was watching this, I was wondering if Becka actually was Shelley Duvall or just channeling Shelley Duvall. Funnily enough, Critic keeps calling her Olive Oyl, and she actually played her in the Popeye movie. Small world, huh? :D
Y'know, I'm surprised that he hasn't gotten around to reviewing Carrie, Christine, Room 1408 or the most popular of the SK's mini-series, the Stand. I love to hear his comical input of those.
4:25 So this kid who's afraid of the police officer's dolls when it's the middle of the day and there's dozens of people in the room will somehow be less scared of the dolls when he's alone with them and their owner, presumably closer to the evening time, because when else would they be alone there?
8:10 And possibly had Sean Connery as a substitute,once or twice. (From when Sean played as Henry Jones Sr. from "INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE) I have to admit that part in the movie (indiana jones) was pretty damn funny... Using an umbrella to scare a flock of seabirds to take out a Nazi Fighter plane... I still think its funny to this day... (I'm 17 years old)
***** Yeah, I kinda figured (it didn't look like a Komodo dragon; Komodos are bigger and stockier if I recall correctly). Still, are there really people who keep goannas as pets? Somehow, "big Australian mosasaurus-type lizard" doesn't strike me as a common pet :\
One of my best friends as a teenager had a mother who collected dolls, and she had a room in their house just like the one shown in this movie. I honestly didn't think much of it, but it does seems strange that someone would keep a collection like that at their workplace.
The reason King wrote about alcoholics so much was because he was one. It almost ruined his life before he got past it. As for him writing about maine, and writers, he writes about the things he knows better, as many writers do. When writing something like The Langoliers he had to research out the ass how planes worked.
Is the Nostalgia-ween opening supposed to be a parody of the opening to X-Files or something? I've only seen the 1st episode of it, and that was months ago.
"MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS GUY?! First the sandwiches, now laughing evilly while he’s off to have an affair?! Even Darth Vader would be like… 'Dude, you’re a fucking ass!'"|
God, I loved that. That and this:
"Oh, no, he’s been taking fencing lessons from Burgess Meredith!"
"Don't listen to him, just put your delicious brains back to sleep... doopi doopi doop" LOL!!
That Cinema Snob cameo was priceless.
I'm crying from laughing so hard. From the opening X-Files to Cinema snob.
So the postman:
-cheats on his wife
-throws away sandwiches she made for him
-laughs evily after yelling at her and while he goes off to have an affiar
-leaves the search of a missing child so he can have sex
This guy isn't just an asshole, he has no soul.
If he DID release that drinking game, I would totally buy it
What is the song that the "Stephen King's Maine" song parody at 6:16 is based on?
so where can we buy the stephen king drinking game?
01superchunk I’m actually working on a physical copy of the game!
@@nerdsquid9951 how's it going
The Honorable Reverend Addison Bortion it was put on the back burner for a while but I’m working on it again
@@nerdsquid9951 Any update on the game?
6:19 i can make my own gilligans island parody intro for that god awful remake of the haunting
They stayed in a haunted house fear experiment, with insomniac, the doctor too, the doorkeeper and his wife, the hot bi one, the slacker and two assistants, here on hill house!
the cheater guy's wife sound like bonnie from family guy, and the guy's name is joe
The actress who played the wife was in Recess and narrated Playhouse Disney commercials.
6:35 you forgot the evil/crazy religious person.
8:56 Oh yes He's scared!!...But that Satan's mask from the Exorcist near his pillow...totally fine!!!
Chaz (through the TV): Listen, Becka. Joe, he's been cheating on you.
Becka: Okay, Chaz.
NC: No, no. The correct response is *THE FLYING FUCK?!*
E.G. Marshall..... He was the host of CBS Radio Mystery Theater. As soon as I heard his voice, I knew who he was. As far as the vet's room.... who keeps a Cobra?! These things are POISONOUS!
6:56 No,nonononono. Unless half of those patients are foreign, those animals can not be domestic.
So... none of you have an office filled with Roger the Rabbit dolls....?
Well this is an eye-opener for me. :v
Does that drinking kit actually exist!!! That would be so cool! XD
CAme back from the reupload. I needed to hear this intro. xD
I know right
Same here.
Same. Hearing that shitty stock music depressed me.
7:06 Douchey Mcnitpick: that's a Cockatoo you nutbag!
9:29
He's trying to be comforting. His little brother is scared.
I thought he was saying "Big Engine Woods."
I thought "what an odd, and probably ahead of its time, name..."
WHAT IS THE OPENING THEME!?!? I had it in my head for the past week and it can't remember!
It's the X Files theme song
Thank you!
7:09 I think that is a Monitor Lizard, not a Komodo Dragon.
10:02 he didn't throw it out the window he threw it out the roof.
I have no idea what he thought two brothers cuddling together is sick. Every kid that age does that. >=/
No
When you have a nightmare, and your older brother sleeps with you in the room, you always go to him to get comfort. It makes you feel safer from the bad dreams you're having. Sometimes you do it with your parents, and sometimes with your brothers.
O.R. Studios I use to cuddle with my older brother but I'm a girl.
moonmaiden6546 I was like 4 or 5 and my brother was like 6 or 7 and we used to sleep together sometimes in his double bed and have pillow fights. That's what siblings do.
I agree. Doug Walker seems strangely obsessed with little kids showing affection to each other and little kids' crotches. And yes, I don't mean the Nostalgia Critic, I mean Doug Walker.
"If you remember nothing else today, remember this: Today is the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" oh wait wrong license.
7:06 That's not a parakeet; that's a cockatoo.
no the real reaction you should have is "why the fuck is my tv talking to me?! how many of those shrooms have I taken?!"
first thing that came to mind when he said "a writer whose an alcoholic" i instantly thought shakespeare
9:35
No, Maine isn't sick. He's just misunderstood. I mean who wouldn't want all the AI in project freelancer all to himself so that they can attain metastability? What, do you have something against mutes NC?
No
TheWabbajackX :D
liv g What's p.a.n.i.c.s. ?
Maine isn't a person, it's a city.
It wasn't Maine's fault it was sigmas though
Always loved this nostalgiaween intro the best.
don't listen to him, just put your delicious brains back to sleep Doobie Doobie Doo
So the alcoholic gets a drink from Haldir the Tolkien Elf (Two Towers) at 7:47.
The x files theme always gave me chills when i was little
It still gives me chills; makes me think of aliens and the paranormal, fittingly enough.
I think the NC needs to visit Maine and stay there for a while. It really isn't all that different from King's crazy Maine. :3
+Pandaoniman Or South Park, when you think about it.
Nostalgia Critic loves studying Stephen King's Tommyknockers
You know, the first time I was watching this, I was wondering if Becka actually was Shelley Duvall or just channeling Shelley Duvall.
Funnily enough, Critic keeps calling her Olive Oyl, and she actually played her in the Popeye movie. Small world, huh? :D
aa! can someone tell me the name of the original song from 6:19?
gilligans island.
11:49 Where did NC get that photo from, is it an extra from the Blu-Ray edition of Return Of The Jedi?
Google images Darth Vader or Darth Vader blu-ray
Is the guy who plays Joe the same guy from Shock Treatment?
Oh fuck that Mr Toomie doll joke was priceless!
7:00 That's a cockatoo not a parakeet, and a savanna monitor not a Komodo Dragon, but whatever
That's a Water Monitor not a Savanna monitor, You can tell by the snout and by its size
how did he not reference indiana jones with that umbrella scene?
"I deduce you need more dear boy" Lmao I love that beer mug xD
Does anyone else suddenly want a Komodo Dragon? 'Cause I suddenly want a Komodo Dragon.
Yeah. Kinda sucks you can't really tame them.
Officer Blagoyavich 😂
I love the cinema snob cameo.
"he also liked to eat sandpaper and call himself Vanessa" haha that's hilarious.
i like how part 2 will start with "asshole".
The grandfather/grandson scene at the start reminds me of the similar scenes in Troll 2.
The Lost City of Tetris!!!
Sounds like an AWESOME movie possibility!
I just love how often NC says "While that's going on,"
Does anyone know what the name of the song was in the beginning of the video?
I really liked that intro! Well done!
Also some of King's stuff can just be so bad when televised.
I cannot get over the opening xD I love the Critic!!
08:44
where can I get that sound effect?
What is the beginning music from? I feel like the Langoliers but I know it's wrong! What is it from!?
Y'know, I'm surprised that he hasn't gotten around to reviewing Carrie, Christine, Room 1408 or the most popular of the SK's mini-series, the Stand. I love to hear his comical input of those.
4:25 So this kid who's afraid of the police officer's dolls when it's the middle of the day and there's dozens of people in the room will somehow be less scared of the dolls when he's alone with them and their owner, presumably closer to the evening time, because when else would they be alone there?
8:10
And possibly had Sean Connery as a substitute,once or twice.
(From when Sean played as Henry Jones Sr. from "INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE)
I have to admit that part in the movie (indiana jones) was pretty damn funny... Using an umbrella to scare a flock of seabirds to take out a Nazi Fighter plane... I still think its funny to this day... (I'm 17 years old)
2:48, is that Cop on the phone, Shelly DuVall??
It's Bail Organa!
Jimmy Smits exiting the party via tha door sized window was priceless XD LOL
11:22 bonny from family guy lol
Is that... Is that the lady from CSI? The one who plays Catherine Willows?
@comedypros You mean Gilligans Isle opening?
I would totally want an owl or Komodo dragon :3
*****
Yeah, I kinda figured (it didn't look like a Komodo dragon; Komodos are bigger and stockier if I recall correctly). Still, are there really people who keep goannas as pets? Somehow, "big Australian mosasaurus-type lizard" doesn't strike me as a common pet :\
*****
Ah, thanks for that :)
+CJCroen1393 Roger how do you feel about this request for a pet?
Roger Doll: *NOOOOO!*
There is only one rule of sharing a bed with a sibling and that's you always go back to back.
@ 06:19 you forgot the abusive parents and the flashbacks...
What song is in his intro
Officer Blagojevich! I had to pause the video at that one.
I noticed that. And I don't even live near Chicago.
Jimmy Smits? Bail Organa!
6:20 anyone know the original songs name?
the ballad of gilligans island.
One of my best friends as a teenager had a mother who collected dolls, and she had a room in their house just like the one shown in this movie. I honestly didn't think much of it, but it does seems strange that someone would keep a collection like that at their workplace.
13:31 Lizzie mcguires dad?
Oh my gosh, the beginning...the references to his other SK reviews... XD
Oooohhhh... Traci Lords.... p.s. The mail lady is not a male lady.. for sure.
@14:34 Well, how can anyone be sure unless he checks it thoroughly? You never know, man.........
I'd be kinda freaked if a grown man was chilling in my closet with glowing finger tips.
14:34 Although you could put one there if you don't use protection.
what's the name of that opening song?
It's the X-Files theme music.
How on earth do you not know the X-Files theme song?
I've never even watched the show once and I do.
"What police station would allow dolls in the office?"
i visited a police station once and they had a teddy bear... just one.
The reason King wrote about alcoholics so much was because he was one. It almost ruined his life before he got past it. As for him writing about maine, and writers, he writes about the things he knows better, as many writers do. When writing something like The Langoliers he had to research out the ass how planes worked.
what is the song Critic re-made?
You mean the song at 6:17? That's the Gilligan's Island theme.
Or the X-Files theme.
whats the song at the beginning
The theme to The X Files.
@40Pacino he didn't say they weren't. he said they don't transition well into television
Being a Mainer, Stephen King's Maine character roll call is pretty accurate
This is brilliant, I nearly pissed myself laughing!
I'm guessing that Critic hasn't read any of the books that these miniseries are based off of, because the books themselves are pretty damn good
Edrem is in this?
12:24 best part of the review, maybe even the funniest nostalgia critic moment
8:14
I was expecting the joke from The Last Crusade with Sean Connery
come on haven't we all at one point have that neighbor with the fucking komodo dragon
Damn I love Traci Lords so freaking much.
Why do you think I made that post in the first place?
26Orcaluv Is there anyone who DOESN'T know that Traci Lords was a porn star?
11:38-11:41 I'm dead lmao
Did anyone else notice that the doll doll that never breaks is the clown from it
LMAO i live in Maine and i gota say this is hillarious!! brb gota get another beer
Is the Nostalgia-ween opening supposed to be a parody of the opening to X-Files or something? I've only seen the 1st episode of it, and that was months ago.
I am honestly not creeper out by because my grandma collects them and they cover the walls so I get desensitized really quickly
@HelloFade2 Storm of the Century?