Hitman 2: The Rise of Agent 47
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I've seen a lot of cinematics but this
THIS
this is the downstairs living room
Yeah,you said that already,let’s keep moving on.
*Why is he doing this*
This is the best comment by far 😂😂
Pat Lapierre No, this is the downstairs living room. Didn’t you read?
@@SatisfactoryBro yeah, you said this already.. let's keep moving on.
The comments aren't even about stupid jokes yet. Everyone is still praising about how much of a cinematic masterpiece this video is. That says so much.
This video was honestly that good. Cinematic masterpiece sells it short I think. I honestly wasn't expecting this at all
Its a shame that not everyone appreciates masterpieces such as this
This is the downstairs living room
Hi
*Literally murders bodyguard in every single way* comes back, “this is the downstairs living room”
"There's a... problem with the toilet."
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria
@@maximusthedude8305 Already got dozens of answers, but thank you anyway.
I love the quick cuts where he's just blindly shooting an Uzi in random directions
"I'm telling you, a guy in a flamingo suit fell from the sky and tore up the racetrack with a machine gun!.....I don't believe it, either!"
Also, is the knight's armor really bulletproof, or is that just a mod?
Regardless, I really like that scene. The guards at the Providence hangout really remind me of comic-book henchmen.
@@nathanwise1608 The knight outfit is damage resistant.
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
@@RandomInternetStranger2 years late but it’s Ave Maria
@@epico1620 Oh trust me, I got my answer, about a few dozen times over.
John wick: They killed my dog Agent 47: They stole my rubber duck
LOL, more like they stole his Silverballer (his go to gun)
How About they stole 47’s suit case and he killed EVRYONE to get it and his NOT
GETTING THE SUIT CASE!!!!!!
They stole my fish
They stole my suit
Stolen comment lul
*reads comments*
"Masterpiece hunh? How good could it-"
Half an hour later
"Masterpiece is underselling it..."
Ikr?
Fuckers not even a minute in and he’s already breaking the game. I love it
Its the downstairs
@@Gabriel__Marques
Living room
Literally thousands of hours playing Hitman and this is by far the best Hitman video I've ever seen.
Agreed! I’ve come back to this masterpiece 2 years later for the feels
I know a lot of people have already said this, but you have such an amazing way of blending comedy, video games, story telling and cinematography. A lot of people and content creators can learn from this video and other videos of yours. Please keep doing what you’re doing. We need more content like this honestly.
Thank you too for typing this out. Now I don't have to lol.
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria
True
@@RandomInternetStranger ave maria, the song has been out through the whole hitman series
Everyone: where did bed bananas go
Bed bananas: I’m making the crown jewel
This is the downstairs living room
Always worth the wait for Bed's videos
He's making fucking Mac and Cheese.
@@tasertag7513 and nobody can stop me!
@@PushyPillow It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes
It's a good thing Bed is such an artistic genius, or he never could have convinced NASA to let him use their computers.
Right? This video was in 4k ffs. Nuts
ÜberführerBöhm Erwin uwu
Why can't I delete replies
*_banana_*
@JLupeGGV Angel *_BANANA_*
I lost it at "can i tempt you wiith a little snack?"
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria
12:23
@@RandomInternetStranger Hitman Blood Money ave maria
I burst out laughing when the desk lady said "sir please calm your shit".
When Diane said that the duck would change everything, she wasn't lying...
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria hitman
does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?
@@sunshy8179 that is Lacrimosa
Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h
John Wick: They killed my dog! Now they're all going to die!
47: *d u c c*
DanRoom27 P R A I S E D U C C
I have no words to describe what I feel when I read your comment. Maybe absurd hilarity. The 47 : d u c c had me not in stitches but in baring glaring canyon-like open wounds
“This changes everything”
Me: "Im not watching a 30 minute video"
Me 30 mins later: "Im rewatching that 30 minute video"
Bed is now my godfather...
Moral of the story: don't judge a video by its length.
Hi
@@HaCkEr-- bye
This is absolutely a brilliant absurdist masterpiece. The editing is fantastic, and all in service to a batshit insane narrative. The fact Bed hasn't received more credit is criminal.
Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h
Can we just appreciate the perfect choreography in the car shooting scene?
"Along with the bathroom, the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the--"
**DEATH**
Well he wasnt wrong
Hi
This isn't a video, this is a work of art.
BestAtNothing If ban says a hitman video is good a hitman video is good
Well i wasn’t expecting you here
O mah gahd ban is hear and im the 3rd commenter
How much would you sacrifice to collaborate with Bed Best?
This is the downstairs living room...
Why did this give me the same feeling of calm and satisfaction that i get after an amazing show ends?
does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?
@@sunshy8179 im late but its called Lacrimosa. Mozart
I honestly think your "films" are a strange sort of genius. I am fascinated by the entire concept of making this film inside a game's assets and constraints. I do not laugh this hard at purported comedies and your editing of fight sequences and the outright celebration of the beauty potential of the harmless violence is awesome. Not kidding. If there was a category for this genre at an Oscars of other film awards show you'd be a winner.
*"Can I tempt you with a little snack?"* has to be one of the best Hitman 2 jokes/moments I've seen.
Xenius No. 5 “it’s to die for”
"C'mon man. Act your age. What are you, 46... 48...?" Lol.
Hi
The studio behind Hitman should hire this guy to make their trailers
I genuinely can see this being a action comedy TV show or a movie trilogy where the super serious assassin murders his victims all the while getting into silly situations. Popping out of bushes, stealing muffins, wearing silly disguises, accidentally blowing his cover then a moment of awkward silence and then murdering the witnesses 8:33
@@MicTheOni its called "barry" its on hbo
True
Yes
@Bryn no, Ubisoft need to hire him for sure, every bug is a part of gameplay.
19:09, Knight Scene
Music: Dark Night (Kara) - Philip Sheppard
from Detroit Become Human
The lead-up to the house showing is some of the funniest shit I've seen done in a game. The bush scene in particular had me howling
When he popped out of that bush like a mole I absolutely lost it 😂😂
Literally lmao. I have no ass now.
"It's amazing to think of all the great and exciting things people will be doing on PCs in 30 years!"
Bill Gates, 1989
And he's right.
@@dhararry7929
Always..
To be fair. I've been doing awesome shit on PCs since before that...
d hararry he priced massive pandemic before 5 years ago, 2015.
Imagine he’s uses a Mac computer lol
9:16 imagine trying to buy a house and you’ve been waiting for hours for the realtor and you just see him sitting in a bush lol
And then he is like:
This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes. Large room, two easy to get exits, dark floors that hide stains easily, a room with lots of potential
That's fucked up !
Hi
It’s almost been 2 years since this Hitman video blessed us, I am waiting in anticipation to see what you do with Hitman III now that it’s coming to steam soon
Im still waiting on hitman 3
@@papillon1574 You're not alone brother
Just accidentally deleted my 700-word-long Hitman fanfiction that I was really proud of and now I have to rewrite the whole thing. This was the only thing that could cheer me up.
This man single-handedly turned Hitman 2 into a real ''Strand type game''.
It's beautiful. Truly beautiful...
hm, i dont really understand what a "strand type game" is
Carry Shit: The Game
@@pmg9318 Nobody does. For to understand this video is to look at the face of god.
truly hideo and kojima is a genius
zakir naseer who’s thicker? Hideo or MoistKritical?
10:24 “This is the downstairs living roo-“
“Yeah, you said that already. Let’s move on”
ᵂʰʸ ᶦˢ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢˀ
We're gonna stay out
How did you write "Why is he doing this?" that small
SSG Razer. This: lingojam.com/SmallTextGenerator
@The flööfy möth ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿˢᵗᵃᶦʳˢ ˡᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵒᵐ
“This is the downstairs living room."
“AGAIN? I don’t have the time or the patience for this! I’ll wait by the front door for a little bit, but don’t goof around too long I’m not a patient man.”
“Seriously? GET OUT OF MY FACE!
Physical comedy transcends language. I feel like I understand every subtle joke even though I've never played any hitman game.
I remember watching This, Modest Pelican and so many more underrated creators during lockdown. Personally it was some of my greatest memories.
Modest pelican is a legend. Remember to stay hydrated
Guard: DROP THAT SWORD
Agent 47: *PARRY THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL*
Fighter 47 or Agent PL?
Agent 47 vs John wick
i cant like this comment help
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Just noticed one of them says “He is wearing antique armour for Christ sake” at 19:38
12:22 "The kitchen is the most dangerous room in the h-"
*series of explosions*
"...Mmh."
Doesn't Post for almost a year
People thought he was gone but he was just making his magnum opus.
Hi
This is beautiful.
This is amazing.
This is the downstairs living room.
I fuckin died, lmfao dude
i dont see it coming
10:12
I tried to pass that mission for like 1 hour trying to understand wtf the game wants from me xDD
XD My dead
"This changes everything."
*duck appears menacingly*
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. And simultaneously I’m extremely impressed by your art direction. You’re a pro
Everyone’s talking about the quality I’m talking about his aim
frr
Yeah wtf happened at 17:52
Could of used cheat engine to slow the game down to 0.25x and then changed to speed back to normal in editing.
Edit: I feel that I have to clarify that didn’t say he WAS cheating. I said he COULD have.
@@westbrooke1174 it's really not that hard to aim like that if you use a mouse and cheat engine doesn't work like that
AleK, Cheat Engine DOES work like that. You can change the game speed to any value from 0 to 500.
There isn't a word great enough to describe this gem of a video.
The knight scene made me cry because of how beautiful it was
When I saw Terminator 47, I thought “there was no way he could top this.”, Needless to say I am speechless. You sir, are a genius in every way imaginable!!
He is truly an artist.
I thought exactly the same thing
I hope this goes viral as well
Hi
"What are you 46? 48?"
"No.. I'm.. 47"
*James Bond Theme Song*
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
@@BatziHistory Well played x) I miss naive Castiel
@@missesyourjokes2076 because your mom
@@missesyourjokes2076 Because 7 8 9
@@SirDankleberry But why did 7 eat 9? Because you need 3 square meals a day
Highest quality content I have ever seen. Period.
13:05 "Come on boi! Where he is at?! Get him boi! Come on boi! Get him!"
The Lord has awoken from his sleep. Welcome back my liege.
Sam Gopnik And I bet he won’t make another video for about 5 months...
Sam Gopnik I don’t think he had been sleeping like AT ALL. Seems like he spent every day working on the video since the previous one.
Making these *VIDEOS* takes up so much energy that not any one being had enough to so intern he must regain his energy
@@urboimatt21 True art takes time , bitch
Your highness we serve to slaughter
This video is just incredible, it has genuine comedy while also sometimes being surreal enough to inspire.
P.S. I got hysterical laughter at the briefcase going 2 m/h, I am in *pain*
This isn't just a funny ah video. Dude, this is genuine top-tier content. I can't even fathom how much effort and time went into this.
And that Children is how you come back after 10 months.
When legends return to remind everyone why they became a legend in the first place, and that they're still alive.
*I think we've all learned something today, NEVER EVER! take a man's briefcase.*
And more importantly, never,EVER ,take his DUCKIE!
12:54 *Dread it. Run from it. The suitcase arrives all the same.*
*_This is unironically one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I can't describe with words how much I love this cinematic work of art._*
How does it feel to donut kakyoin?
Facts
Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* Same man.
PLEASE WATCH THE OTHERS IF YOU HAVENT THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE THIS
He has a great GTA V video where the ending made me shed a tear, it’s called “GTA 5 Cataclysm if the Mods”
My mom: what are you looking at?
Me: Art, just art...
*cries
Hitman 3 is already released. We're waiting for the upstairs living room!
And the basement living room.
Living Room 2: Room Harder
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria
This video is so powerful I actually cried at the end
Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h
Yeesss
This is the downstairs living room, it is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes. Large room, with two easy to get to Exits. Dark floors, hides stains easily. A room, with lots of potential.
This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used-
Oh no...This again?!
I'm ready to show you the house agaib
sold
@@Place_Holder-cl5hk, no, you don't understand. You see, this is the downstairs living room, it is most commonly used for...
You do realize *IO Interactive* has to see this, right ?
They *must* know.
They did ;) twitter.com/IOInteractive/status/1221825530669957122
@@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 hell yeah. We want a hitman 3! The detail they put in these games is amazing. Its ashame hitman 2 sold poorly
Makaveli well my friend do I have good news for you
@@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 Wait, you?! Here?
@@_._---. Si Signore Ponce ;) Love the epic hitman videos from BedBananas
I come back to this video from time to time. This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Also, this is pure art and experiment in empathy.
15:35 "He's just standing there, MENACINGLY"
That was a cinematic masterpiece, especially the armor fight scene feeling like it transitioned from cutscene to gameplay.
I can always count on you for quality content, Bed.
This could also just be something you're saying to your bed, early in the morning after having a good dream
Legitimately one of the best videos I've seen on TH-cam this year, holy shit that ending cinematic must have taken so long to get done!
i wanna hit the like for this comment but its now 420, dang man
@@samkwan8963 I got the 1Kth like I guess...
When u see Hitman video uploaded by Bedbananas u know this will be something
17:50 is easily the smoothest I've ever seen anybody take down that many guards without a HUD on lol, jesus
Probably the ol' tape on the screen with a marker dot for a crosshair. Still impressive nonetheless
Pretty sure he slightly sped up the video to make it seem quicker as some of the animations are noticeably faster. But like the other guy said, still impressive.
Edward Nichols im not really sure if he sped it up thou because of the sound in the game doesn't really change
He clearly edited various sections of the audio for this video, adding in voicelines, sfx, ambient noises, etc.
I wouldn't put it past him to take the original audio of the clips and adjust them to properly fit the sped up version.
Sam Mitchell Channel most editing software allows you to separate video and audio so it's not too difficult with an hours work for an amateur to make stuff look ok
13:12 I THREW THAT BEFORE I WALKED INTO THE ROOM! DYNOMITEEEE
The entire knight scenes were crazily amazing. I'm honestly very impressed.
*_2020 Cannes Film Festival Nominee_*
"The ending had me in tears." - Time Magazine.
And the Oscar goes to...
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I have NEVER seen anything quite like this in my life.
What about the downstairs Living room?
Hi
Stay subscribed and you might
It wasn't the first time I saw a cheeseburger break the neck of a man.
@@KytusGame KytusGAME, show me another room, alright?
The fact I actually cried at a ytp like this, just because of a rubber ducky, shows how well this story was told
This is amazing. The editing is superb and there is obscenely beautiful cinematography that I didn't even think was possible to do in-game. can't wait to see the hitman 3 video when/if you ever make one.
Me too!!!
Holy shit, Bed. I cant even imagine the amount of time this must have taken. Absolutely stunning. A work of art.
it took 10 months
You weren't exaggerating, this really is a fucking masterpiece
HobosGoneWild you should see his old hitman videos. All the bodies in the bathroom 😖
Edit: oh. I made it to the part. Was wondering if he was gonna do that lol
His cment makes sense with his name am I right hahaha.JK
How do you Edtit
That knight scene was fucking beyond art, it was a calling.
"Parry this, you filthy casual!"
Christ those Transitions at 20:46
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
average dark souls dex build
@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria
Imagine what he would be able to do if he gets a budget for an entire movie
The fact that theres a story scares me of how good it is
Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.
@@RandomInternetStranger ava Maria
@@RandomInternetStranger it is in blood money
@@darkreindeerarchive Mate, this comment is a month old. I promise you, I have gotten more than enough replies to know what the song is.
@@RandomInternetStranger dawg u were the one copy pasting it don't be mad someone actually gave an answer
this was a genuine cinematic masterpiece. by god, that was beautiful
Oh hi rimmy! Didn't expect to see you here
Rummy you were here?
Hi Dad
I’m not even surprised you are here too.
Hey everyone it's rimmy
This is the downstairs living room.
*_This is the downstairs dying room._*
This is the downstairs toilet
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You’re one of the only people on TH-cam who I’ve ever seen make a video that can use iconic pieces of music and make it feel as though it belongs.
I aspire to be this good.
11:26 This part made me laugh so much, I almost ran out of breath
Do you want to make a shitpost or _the greatest cinematic masterpiece of the last century?_
BedBananas: Yes.
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@@HaCkEr-- as
"...Aren't you the realtor?"
*Agent 47 gopher's out from the bushes*
"Sorry for the delay"
Yeah we saw the video
You lack humour
@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 simply repeating lines from the video isn't all that funny, that was the point
MGTOW Stan
”Thing someone said”
*Thing that happened*
“Thing someone said”
If you consider this humour, I feel sorry for you. Commenting actual subtitles isn’t funny, it’s funny in the video but not when some dipshit tries to earn likes on what the content creator worked for.
Kostas anagno No nobody shat in my coffee, but if they would I’d be happier than I get by seeing this shit every comment section and it blocks out the actual comments. He’s not interested in what people thinks about his favourite moment, he’s fishing for likes cus he’s probably 9 years old and this formula is all he knows
This guys videos remind me of an earlier time on TH-cam, the good old days of random game related comedy, before let’s players was even a thing... glad to see this kind of insanity is still thriving as usual :)
Not even six minutes in did I realize how beautiful the world really can be
"It is time" The Duck Spoke
"What Do You Mean My Liege?"
"Execute order 47"
Man In armour Obliterates A room of Armed Guards without Taking any Damage Whatsoever
Good
The ending left me shaking. Catharsis.
But there's an ultimate villain. Whoever stole Agent's briefcase to turn him against everyone at the mansion is a mastermind of evil!
He is just a victim to his own stupidity, the duck is the one.
47 got destroyed. “Where’s the wow factor?”
The scuffed water fisics always get me
Only BedBanana can make such great art outside of the game's levels.
The game is actually kind of an art in itself. Just the ways of killing your targets are brilliant, it can be poetic justice, it can be cinematic or just brutal.
17:52
No joke, this is probably exactly how 47 would look in combat when clearing a room. This fight scene is beyond perfect, exactly 47's style.
too slow and careless on some parts, if you imagine on real life, but we get the idea, haha.
john wik
Really felt like a John wick moment
You mean by creating impressionist art through blowing piles of fancy dressed bodies into the sky like some sort of James bond opening sequence?
I think it's more John Wick killing machine sort of deal. I saw this comment early and expected something more elegant and thought out than just executing everyone in the room.
This video should be shown in the Museum of History for future generations to reflect on.
The broadsword in the breifcase gag gets me every time
Mr. Cassidy: "Aren't you the realtor? I've been waiting hours for you."
Realtor 47: (pops out of a bush) "Mr. Cassidy, I'm sorry for the delay..."
oh..
WhAt hAs hE dOnE iN tHeRe sHiTtInG oR sOmEtHiNg hAHaHaHa
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“Aren’t you the realtor? I’ve been waiting hours for you.”
*Pops up out of bush*
“Mr Cassidy, I’m sorry for the delay.”
Rastas that made me die
This guy is a genius. It is an honour to be subscribed to a TH-camr like him.
It's as if agent 47 was fucking in the Bush
Yoo the MUSIC and cinematography are *chef's kiss*
I don't even play this gamd but I constantly come back just to watch this masterpiece
It's way past my bedtime but I'm still going to watch this because this is an important historical event.
This IS bedtime
Even more historical than my Minecraft parodies. Which frankly isn't that hard to be.
Hi
"What in the world did that per-"
Agent 47: "We goin' for a ride"
The heaven has chosen you.
_You looked in you pocket and found a free heaven pass_
"Neet"
sa
Watching this again after three years is such a treat.
"The kitchen is the most dangerous room in the house"
*Gas stove promptly explodes*
The Developers need to hire Bed for making Trailers lol.
just let him make the whole damn game
@@joanofsharc io is no longer square enix
@@devildognick321 why stop there why not a whole movie
Make Bed the bug tester.
@@joanofsharc IOI is now independent, they left Square Enix in 2017. Then Warner Bros became their publishers. But this year they became independent.
Jesus Christ man, you're an artist.
For real. This is complete, pure and brilliant gold, the best video i've seen since i don't know... ever.
I totally thought he couldn't top his last ending. I was wrong.
@@justsomeguywhoedits4387 Imagine how this is for me, a person who just found out about this channel.
This shit ended my depression.
I thought the art of machinima was dead, i was wrong
Agent 47 orphaned nearly 1000 children this day...
I thought that he made his *Magnus Opus* with planet rust, But he really out did himself this time.
"You done this all for what just a rubber duckie" john wick" THIS AMAZING