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“Beauty fades but a bitch lasts forever” is the hardest line I’ve ever heard!
Definitely BARS
Unironically would use that
@Joshua Roehl bro what you doing with your spare time advertising year old clearly bad music vids, you could be learning an instrument or something cause clearly singing ain’t it. I was hoping you’d at least say ‘beauty fades but a bitch lasts forever’ and yoh couldn’t even give me that
The way I was HOWLINGGGG😭😂😂😂
haha yeh that cracked me up
- i dont have a disease
- im pretty sexy
- i love to wrestle
literally every Grindr profile i've seen ever
Top tier profile right there
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear jal
@@AxxLAfriku oh my God I haven't seen your comments for so long and you're still commenting the same exact comment over and over
5 comments 3 of them are spam, fantastic.
John Mulaney vibes
"Can't kiss you on the lips, my girlfriend would KILL me."
"Aight. Kiss me on the butt ?"
"Yeah, for sure, I'm sure she'll be fine with that."
They should have a spin-off where the child picks the new step dad/mom. I would watch the shit out of that.
you’re a genius
Why are these bots getting out of hand lately.
@@christianmccaffrey7113 ikr
Pretty sure that was a show already.
@@christianmccaffrey7113 not lately, been happening for months
I actually burst out laughing at the "Nadia is always sucking lollipops" lmaoooo who tf came up with that
My name is Nadia😰
@@nadiaasman8238 😋🍭
Just stereotypical bad girl from the early 2000s haha wasn't there a character in Jimmy neutron that always sucked a lollypop?
I’ve never seen your name before.
They never mentioned it again too 😭
this show must've done absolute wonders for teenage girls weight problems truly a pioneer in self love
I mean this is pretty normal for it’s time. Not that it’s ok, just white noise
We are not looking out of the window at your back just being in a place where you don't understand what is happening. The reason for that is so that we can get her out of the house. We must show her to God (because that is what is needed). And you see, my mom really gets a lot of inspiration from my brothers and fathers, too. And there is another reason for the connection. So, my brother, and I go to the church as we leave the house. My mother doesn't want us to do it with the same kind of energy. I believe that we should take her home to God, and we do that all the time.
Honestly acting this bad is almost harder to achieve than regular, beginner acting. I think you could pull any random person off the street and they would instinctually do a better job. It's like they coached them into sounding like pervy robots
maybe people in the past were worse than now at acting, there are a lot of old shows like these with acting just as bad
Try watching The Circle, it's pretty bad lol
@@ReddZArtz “Wow, Andrew is such a totally hilarious goober guys! Circle, message ‘Oh man, you are funny, my new #CircleFriend Laughing emoji Smile emoji.’”
I can't get over, "beauty fades, but bitch lasts forever"
I’m using that one fr
Needs to be in the next tmg song
@@rattymadi same that came out of nowhere, didn't expect a quote like that from this video seeing the shitty writing.
And that is my next tattoo
fr that shit was hard as hell
Cody needs to find someone who was on this show and watch their episode with them. Would be hilarious to know how this circus actually operated.
HOLY SHIT YES!!! I love this idea!
10/10 would watch
CODY PLEASE DO THIS
two truths and a lie let’s go:
- i don’t have a disease
- i’m pretty sexy
- i love to wrestle
Well at least you don’t have to worry about spreading diseases to your opponents
@@snr.froggymooopew7781 OH SHIT
@@snr.froggymooopew7781 ooooooooh 😂
Lie is 2nd one
damn you guys right though
I can imagine the writers room
"Yeah, and then make her suck the lollipop like A LOT, make make her parents talk about how she sucks lollipops ALL THE TIME"
papa.
lmaooo
Those weren't her parents.
I read this comment in Cody’s voice
Okay, this whole show is obviously scripted and fake... But I have to point out that those were supposed to be the boyfriend's parents, not the girlfriend's
I think Tyler just stayed with his girlfriend because he was scared that she was gonna murder him if he didn't
fucking love that Cody owns the fact that he needed a mental break. we should never be ashamed when we need a break from everything. take care of yoself we appreciate you man.
Agreed!!!!
Gay!
@@tezmard3003 lol
@@tezmard3003 me too
Tezmard are you 12 years old?
I cannot believe I thought this was unscripted when I was younger that's so embarrassing
Imagine when we didn't know magazine photos were photoshopped 😂
Same 😓
I always just thought they occasionally told them what to say, not that it’s 100% scripted. But you’re right, it seems so obvious in heinsight.
Same! I thought this show was 100% real when I was younger. I feel like an idiot now watching these at almost 24 y/o.
I'm glad it's gone because it probably gave people warped perceptions of people based on stereotypes
Man everything about this screams early 2000s... especially the sizzle butt thing .. I remember getting in trouble in elementary school for doing this repeatedly
Hahahah I got in trouble for doing it too! It is totally something Bobby Hill would get in trouble for as well.
repeatedly wdjowevoi
I do it at work- like: I’m a grown up now- you can’t keep me after- unless you wanna pay me overtime! Haha!(licking finger, displaying butt sizzle.) you can TELL they’re so Jealous of my hotness !😎🤪👍lol!
Omg im soo embarrassed for you 😂😂😂
codster don’t ever apologize for giving yourself a break when you need it
Chodester**
haha yeh that cracked me up
The irony though. We make TH-camrs feel all loved and give them all the time for taking breaks and they earn more than all of the employees who work for the development of us all. And these public service employees don't get a break and live stressful lives. Wow.
@@72seventytwo implying that youtubers don't work for the benefit of others.
@@jamesthecoolguy67 Implying that TH-camrs are a part of the entertainment industry which is not a public service or development job.
Cody not calling his promotional codes Cody Kodes is a missed opportunity
...or "CO-DEEZ." But I like yours wayyyy better! 👍🏾
@@jillruff1655 Co Deez Nuts
omg 😂😂
@@frosty_teacup I was going to say that 😔😔
@@whoswallowing same 😔
“Dahrmaggedon” sounds like the day that we experience an apocalyptic reality shift where everything becomes an inspirational FaceBook sketch
💀😅
Apocalyptic reality shift
Inspirational Facebook sketch
Sounds about correct
😂😂
Darhmaggedon had me rolling hahahaaa
Cody: “I’m burnt out”
Also Cody: wears an “All Gas No Brakes” hat
lmfao
All Gas No Brakes was stolen from Andrew Callaghan. His new channel is Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan, you should all unsubscribe from All Gas No Brakes; the company behind it stole it from Andrew.
@@Dj992Music i came to look for this comment. He needs to throw that hat in the trash. They did andrew so wrong. CHANNEL 5 FTW
@@CodeineAbdulJabbar are we sure it's specifically AGNB merch and not just a hat that happens to say it? Either way it's a little weird, but I am curious.
He dosent even burn
cody’s surfer voice makes my day 106% better every time
@@CANDY-in9js delete your comment
true
not 169% better?
exact
Better? U mean frictionless
"honey, calm down... he's an absolute predator... sorry... hehe." The dad is a walking red flag and so is the writing for this show, lmfao.
i love how they made the s/o in these "bad people" and just gave them the characteristics of a 6 year old
Well it is a bad characteristic, especially when you’re 20
haha yeh that cracked me up
Tell me a man wrote the show, without telling me a man wrote the show:
“vajayjay”
yas
I mean 95% of directors were male, so it wouldn't be much of a suprise if a male made this show.
A woman did not write the show
I was gonna argue about this but then I decided to watch the video first, glad I did lol
the 'girlfriend' understood the acting assignment completely.
cody, take a break when you want. we’ll still be here when you get back. :)
th-cam.com/video/Su5o6byV-qs/w-d-xo.html.
Don’t give him any ideas 😾 thanks Cody:)
I won’t be
shut it cables. the people want MORE!
No! All gas!
i think him saying he doesn’t like being controlled at the end was towards his parents trying to control who he’s with, not nadia lol
he probably knows this, but she also controls him, that's the point
Cody is slowly completing his final form as a Lesbian truck driver
Lolllll I was wondering why he started to look more and more like me
@@friendshipmuffin 💀🤣
BYE ☠️
HELP
tommyinit pipeline
“Beauty fades, but bitch lasts forever” is such a good roast. I’m 100% stealing that.
My new ig bio 😂
@@SaraiP8 same 💀
SAMEEEEE
well this could also be a compliment...
This is going down in a book of top 1000 inspirational quotes
"Beauty fades but bitch lasts forever"
That lines hits harder than my dad.
45 likes on this comment and not even one person bothered to ask you if you were doing okay which I find pretty funny tbh
My dad hits me harder than your dad ever could
"My dad is also an absolute horndog so I expect her to be at least an 8" got me really good and sounds like a real line from from the show
11:21
I was literally having a breakdown over college and decided to stop crying long enough to watch this video by the end I was busting out laughing now I’m like 3 more Cody videos deep cackling no one cheers me up like this man 😂
same girl
omg it wasn’t just me i blame the full moon
no fr i’m stressing out ab my math test😭
@@nataliaspamer9745 college is a scam I regret wasting all that debt on it
Literally me too rn
Imagine giving birth and raising a son for his girlfriend to tell you you’ve got a muffin top 😂
I live in constant fear of this
I said that to one of my moms ex boyfriend and never saw him again after that 😂😂
I was also like 7 years old lmao
These things are so cringe that I absolutely couldn’t watch without Cody’s commentary. Thanks!
If only we’d had Cody’s witty commentary back in the day when we watched these in real time. Somehow I still managed to watch this, Room Raiders and Next without it. Ugh. The early 2000s were…special.
@@jenl7094 somehow we managed to look past the bad acting lol idk how
I was ur 1k like
Same lol
I used to watch it every time it was on when I was 14 lol. The cringe was strong even then, but I persevered.
his acting:
happy: 😀
confused:😀
having fun:😀
complaining about being always told what to do:😀
😀
Kelsey doing zoom kindergarten: students hear muffled motor boating sounds in the back
“Beauty fades but bitch last forever” needs to go on ur next drop.
2000s really sexualised women to the maximum.. the script couldn't even let any opportunity go. Idk were the guys interviewed in other episodes like this too?
to be fair, mtv was pretty good at doing it to both.
@Jury I haven’t seen anything like this recently?! This was so blatant and absurd 😅
Cody: wears hat:"ALL GAS. NO BRAKES".
Also Cody: "guys im burnt out"
It’s a speed bump my boi
It's not the same without Kelsey saying
"Oh... My god"
"I. Cannot."
"What is wrong with these people?"
"You know, I kinda see where they're coming from"
I can hear her saying this
i read all of them in her voice instinctually
she just adds extra flavour to each video
Lol I cam hear her
Espefially the first one and the two last ones
I love Cody trying to convince himself that being a short king is something parents would brag about.
Isnt he 5'10, that's not short
I love ure hair
@@sanidjain1903 I think him and his boyfriend are both 4ft10
@@sanidjain1903 I don’t think so either, just going off what he says 1:36-1:50 🤗 he and Noel have referred to themselves as short Kings many times.
@@deesid4411 LMAO
Gotta love that honesty man. “I was burnt out so I didn’t do anything for a while”. Respect that do whatever keeps you wanting to make videos Cody because they bring me joy.
I’m sorry but that definitely should’ve been “I know it’s called mascara, but it’s not supposed to mas-scare ya” come ON MTV
I was thinking massacre
you should be a writer
There seems to be a wierd Pavlovian conditioning sub-plot where she's conditioned him with her clicks. She clicks throughout the whole thing, and at the end first she says 'you're staying with me because I'm telling you to' and clicks. Then later she clicks and tells him to kiss her on the cheek, and then he does.
it’s fake
Yes I understand, this was more a comment on a strange part of the writing.
lmaooooo😭😭
@@jennasantostefano7785 Do you know what a sub-plot is?
@@BlaiddKM Snapping whenever issuing a command reminds people that they are your little bitch. That's why demanding people do it. I wouldn't be surprised if it has some sort of conditioning effect
“Jim shut the fuck up about inner beauty” had my rolling
the fact Cody isn't like a born Californian weirds me out every time I remember lol.
Him being Canadian weirds me out every time I remember
sometimes you the Californian life chooses you
YEAH
I live in the city he is from and trust me he deserves better than here hahaha
@@winniebroxo7013 well cali welcomes you if you can get out too, apparently Canadians love it here!!
I love how shows in the 2000s really did their best to only be (partially) consumable in the 2000s. What a timepiece lmao
Damn this show is a clock?
nadia and fernando would be a dreamy couple
fr. soulmates
“muffin top?”
“yeah that fat hanging over her pants. called a muffin top. you have it too.”
Yes we watched the video
That gave me Regina George vibes
@@Max-cr4zf as did i and i wanted to reiterate my favorite line.
That had me rolling 😂😂
I don’t remember this show being as bad as it is. This content wasn’t meant to leave 2006
😭😭😭
Memberberries
the “hey, what’s up” “nothing, what’s your name” had me cackling
Tyler’s acting tho:
when mom doesn’t give candy 😀
when mom gives candy 😀
when mommy says it’s time to go sleepy sleeps 😀
when mommy let’s you jømp íń mœddÿ pūddłęš 😀
When mommy makes him do the little lad dance: 😀
Unrelated but I like your profile pic 😂
Brit'ish?!
@@dr.avalanche4994 In which case, it should be 'mummy' and 'sweeties'. Cheerio!
@@bagoffruitloop then mommy dissapears and he still does the little lad dance
This one was a lot more uncomfortable than their other episodes. I remember this episode specifically from when I was younger, I think it was the dad being a creep that stuck with me.
I've had to turn off some of Cody's videos before because it was too uncomfortable but i am completely delighted by this and i can't stop laughing
Right? Like this episode seemed way, way crazier than usual. Almost like a parody
ive literally never seen a more scripted reality show than this one lol
im literally convinced you can feel when im sad at this point. its like you post your videos the exact time i need something to distract myself with
ikr omg kelsey too
or maybe it's me and I'm just always depressed lmao
same omg
SAME! I hope your day turns around though, take care of yourself ❤️
@@skyemarie8164 thank u ❤️ u too
Jokes aside Cody, self care is important, we support this for you!
Nobody:
Cody:”guck guck” instead of “gawk gawk”
I feel like someone just wrote “Danielle” real shitty on darielles birth certificate.
It's surprisingly a real name. My roommate is Derielle.
CODY PLEASE DO THE PARENTAL CONTROL EPISODE "Her boyfriends a straight up fool!" so fucking funny
just watched that one and it had me cackling haha thanks for suggesting it!
UP
11:47 Man went from Dad to Daddy real quick
He probably wanted to pick the other girl but couldn’t remember her weird name and didn’t want to embarrass himself trying to remember it😂😂
This is now my headcanon 😂
i kinda wanna meet cody in real life but i feel like he'd somehow find a way to make me cry over the fact that i'm taller than him.
No that would be Noel
we used to make fun of Mr. Struggle, but maybe deep down we all have a little bit of Mr. Struggle in our souls, always take a break Cody, love u my fellow struggling bro 🙌🏽🧡
Omg preach🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I'm tired of being told what to do , so therefore imma choose the girl that always tells me what to do ." I can't 😭😭😭.
"You're staying with me bc I'm telling you to." Somebody come help this man
i think he meant tired of being told what to do by his parents
quite submissive and breedable of him
Cody's surfer voice has ruined my social interactions because i can't stop doing it with my friends 👍👍👍
8 year old me would binge on this show everyday after school thinking it was real
Even though it’s scripted, Roseanne still should’ve won, she was the obvious best choice.
She was too cool and too good looking for him.
@@becp488 you're saying that because she isn't white
@@Kiteattackkilo Bro wtf does race have to do with it?
@@Kiteattackkilo what?
@@Kiteattackkilo yes exactly, that's exactly why
take a break whenever you feel you need it we will be here when you come back!!
this entire show feels like an "I Think You Should Leave" bit that somehow time traveled back to the early 2000s
the gf being named nadia made this both a fun and traumatic experience for me. thanks cody!
no cause why was it so uncomfortable 😔😔
RIGHT
girl same 🤣
not the nadia convention lmao
you assumed yourself secure from the nadia squadia
I used to watch parental control when I was a kid and I never realized how ridiculous it was until this...
The 2000s really were something different
I love how the parents are actively cheering for their son to be a cheater
cody is slowly turning into a dad and i’m here for it
respect to you for knowing when you need a break. makes you all the more real and likable, thanks for being real with us.
I'm adding that to my resume.
"I don't have a disease, I'm pretty sexy, and I love to wrestle."
What a throwback. Why I ever actually watched this show I’ll never understand.
As dumb as it is it is pretty entertaining.
This shit was hilarious “I don’t have a disease” best thing I’ve ever heard.
This is why the 2000s where perfect dude...
Fucking.. “Im sick of being told what to do so my choice.. nadya”
Brilliant
"Nadia is allllllllllways sucking lollipops..." I think the dad is just jealous of his son having a hot girlfriend and this is his way of pretending he isn't totally into it...
@@matthewbartlett3442 you got mommy issues
That awkward moment when you DO have a disease... LOL
(to be clear, it's an eye disease (RP) ... but a disease non-the-less.)
The way she said was if a disease makes you less of a person
Molly ❤️
I have chlamydia
@@lineajensen8488 hahahahahaha 💀💀
@@lineajensen8488 Go get meds!
5:38 if I had a partner that just... overtly made a flirty statement, and to someone that much younger than them, I honestly don't think I'd be able to stop myself from just saying, "what the fuck?" out loud.
CAN YOU And KELSEY REACT TO THE TV SHOW “THE SWAN” THEY MAKE “ugly” PEOPLE attractive TROUGH A SURGERY MAKEOVER ITS WILD
Omg?!😭
Or Bridalplasty! It's the same thing basically, but with brides and the groom doesn't see their new face until they walk down the aisle.
@@brooketrotter18 omg thank you!! I never heard of it imma watch it
@@ellie3365 you're welcome! It's a nightmare
@Ashwin Singh because natural isn’t ugly and I feel so bad for those women because they were all beautiful the same way they were
there’s already one dislike meaning there’s someone with notifs on for cody just so they can immediately dislike his video 💀
"Beauty fades, but a bitch lasts forever."
BARS
That girlfriend would have been an excellent stand in for Regina George on Mean Girls
I just love that Nadia's face is the physical embodiment of my mother's favorite phrase "why do you look like you have shit on your upper lip?"
Kelsey walks in at 10:28 "WHAT THE FUCK CODY!" lmao
“She doesn’t even finish them off?!” So you could say she edges the lollipops
-Doesn't have a disease.
-Is pretty sexy.
-Loves to wrestle.
Fantastic. She met the entire criteria.
LMFAO
The loves to wrestle threw me out of my chair it’s fucking studio LMAO
That's going on my resume
I cant stop laughing this is actually killing my abs omg
@@earthWaxerp
Thanks for being so candid about feeling burnt out, Cody. Mental health is so important to take seriously and it’s really inspiring to see someone as busy as you taking time to focus on yourself.
Yes 🙌
15:07 nah, he was petty @ing his parents because they kept telling him to dump her LMFAO
How come most the Asian and black girls were all portrayed as “loose” or too sexual it’s so bizarre
Gotta love early 2000s stereotypes
Fun fact the guy who did All Gas No Brakes now has his own channel called Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan and it’s amazing
Worth noting that Andrew Callaghan lost the All Gas No Brakes brand he started because of greedy investors. Channel 5 is the new hotness, AGNB is the old and busted and corporate.
ANDREW IS THE ONLY REAL NEWS
The “idiot” at 7:50 gave me big Dwight Schrute vibes 🤣🤣
don't ever feel bad on not posting for us! you're human. and also pls do more with kelsey, you both comfort my anxiety so much
certified hood classic.
Oh my god I swear bots are taking over TH-cam
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
i didn’t know u watched cody 😂
Good one never seen anyone say that in a comment section before
@@duhmarionn u too💀
The way that the writing on that show reads like a Tim Robinson skit has me rolling. If it was MEANT to be satire? Gold
Pov: You're watching Cody's video while on the toilet
i literally just sat down on the toilet and saw this
hey same
How did you-
@@CANDY-in9js cocc
Fax
I am glad I was able to watch this after being discharged from inpatient hospitalization. MDD is no joke, but I am glad Cody and Noel are there to make me laugh during the bad days.
Do it in the 3rd person “Babe, Cody thinks we’re a hot couple” 😂
The 90s to early 2000s, were like a waking fever dream.