Mr.Drinker,you need to review the new Terminator movie. They did it,they made a Terminator movie which is even more crap than Genesys!! Calling it a crapfest is an understatement.
His chronological plot-summaries actually make bad material watchable, just for his commentary track. I would watch full length Batwoman just to have him rifftrax his way through it.
I've done plenty of laughing out loud at TH-cam comments over the years, but this might be one of the true 'spit-take' moments. Thanks Azam, you won the internet today (10/30/19)
To be fair, she was in the army for a while. I mean not the US Army army or the special forces, but some sort of army/paramilitary/security service thing. I'm sure they taught her how to beat up trained killers twice her size with her bare hands there. Sure. This show would have some credibility if they used a washed up UFC fighter. I'm sure Rhonda Rousey is available. She could not be a worse actor than Rose and she looks like she has eaten an entire sandwich at some point.
@@chuckhoyle1211 To be more fairer-er; if they had chosen a more muscular actress to play the role, they'd just get the same complaints as The Last of Us 2.
@Monte tsar Yes and no. Generally speaking, a bouncer has to be able to stop a fight before it begins by sheer intimidation. Could a scrawny guy be able to subdue people effectively? Sure. But you don't want it to get to that point.
@@LadyDoomsinger The complaints about Last of Us 2 is that it is not possible for a woman to get that buff in a calorie scarce post-apocalyptic situation. When you are barely staving off starvation most of the time, nobody will look like a power-lifter. Look at photos of old-timey pioneers and such. They were all scrawny. I'm sure they were all strong and tough but they did not look like 80s action heroes. Not enough calories for it.
The best (or worst) thing is, Batman and Robin actually had genuine "strong female characters" (Uma Thurman's and Alicia Silverstone's) so when it comes to gender equality it's several light-years ahead of this SJW shit-show.
Even the Mad Hatter? The 1st episode would suggest otherwise. Unless Alice has no relation to Jervis whatsoever. I wouldn't be surprised if they had never even met!
@@drlee2 Altered Carbon only took 9 episodes before black Mary Sue whom never played a part in the book, to save the day, when every episode previous she was a traumatized puddle unable to find the will to say anything. Yet somehow she gains access to the plot and knows what needs to be done and her two days of training (several months if we take into account the time dilation) with an AI who we have never seen use hand to hand combat allows her to defeat people who have spent the last 250 years killing people on a daily basis.
@@RRRRRRRRR33 Because they hid their hand. It was always a shitty forced feminist, diversity pushing, male hating circle jerk. The only thing is in season one it was just an underlying theme. Season 2 they cranked that shit to 10 and the story was just a vessel for the message. Season 3 is going to be just as bad if not worse.
"We should make a female superhero thing" "Good idea, what you have in mind?" "We take a male superhero, but instead of man, it is woman!" "Uhu okay, go on, what is the plot?" "It is a woman" The reason so many female superhero's fail is because there is no love, thought or creativity put in it. It is just made to say "look, female superhero". It is so damn cheap.
Beer for 50cent is cheap, Whiskey for 5 bugs is cheap, one houre in a massagesalon "with sucsess" for 50 bugs is cheap.... This BRADWOMAN thing is just disgusting.
That ice was at least 6 inches thick, the Rock would have a hard time breaking through that with a sledgehammer while standing on top, but she used her half-drowned memory power to bare knuckle her way up from underwater. Maybe the whole show is just her hypothermia induced coma dreams while she’s drowning.
@@robat774 The character is indeed cool and the movie is so great it makes Ruby look good. The girl is just so limited in her range. I can see why she's successful at modeling but why she keeps "acting" is beyond me.
“Someone stuck Rian Johnson’s head on the body of an anorexic child?”, made me spew my coffee a bit. I laughed when I saw the outfit. She looked like the Felix The Cat cartoon from the 60s with the oversized head and pointy ears.
This is why I loved watching XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS growing up! Xena was tough but could show emotional range, she wasn't invincible and you weren't bashed over the head with a feminist/lesbian thing.
Nnot to mention that Xena, actually, looks like a tougth warrior, and have a body that goes, these girl, is well, you have to literaly turn off the brain
Batwoman is somewhat offensive towards millions of victims of winter drownings across history. "They just weren't trying hard enough". Also, not even world champion of boxing could throw a punch like that while completly unbraced underwater. Newtonian Physics just says fuck no. All you'd accomplish is moving yourself downward.
Varthaner yeah.... i was thinking the same thing. there is no way that you could punch through 2" or roughly 50mm of ice let alone doing it unbraced. *edit* it was more like 1/2" to 3/4 which is more believable if you were braced but not floating in water.
@@pastywhite6669 thank you. I mean my god who approved that script? The reviews about how horrible the show was, was actually more entertaining than the show itself
Just imagine, for one minute, two people looking at Wonder Woman's outfit and this happens "It needs a few touch-ups" "Her suit is literal perfection" "It *will* be... when it fits a man"
Sheesh i'm a feminist and i consume a lot of feminist media, that actually has good writing and proper female protagonists. To name some of the top of my head: there's good girls revolt, 3%, the handmaids tale, killing eve, fleabag, harlots and many more. This batwoman series however, is objectively an unwatchable mess from the writing to the acting, it makes the supergirl series look 100x better. Writers can stuff surface level BS in their show to make it look woke but i can smell the shallowness from miles away.
“Reviewing this show makes me feel like a pretentious art critic giving serious consideration to the stick man drawn in crayon by the preschooler that’s just soiled themselves.” -The Critical Drinker
Julio Víctor Manuel Schaeffer Manrique but Harley was abused and humiliated by the Joker, so I kinda understand why she would talk about him. Like in the comic, she has PTSD every time she remembers him and has a break down every time he is mentioned in a positive light. The best breakdown was when a villain claimed that she was the Joker’s Daughter so she beat the shit out of her til she’s near death. The only beef I have with the Birds of Prey movie is that it should have been called “Gotham City Sirens”
Every time Ruby Rose is on screen, I have to buy a new TV to replace the one I destroyed. Thank God I work for a living instead of screaming social justice or i wanted be able toa afford all these TVs.
"You know, it's a total mystery why this lass couldn't cut it in the military, because they're well known for letting people just do their own thing." Hahhaha, gold!
"If you don't see the final twist coming in the first 5 minutes, you're probably a character in this show" aaaahhhahaha that's some damn good writing, that got me good. Cheers to that
Batman: A literal reason why Gotham isn't a abandoned and destroyed city, a caring person who doesn't want to kill and always attempts to use Non-leath tactics, a incredibly smart man with some of the best tech out there, and smart detective, a man looking to protect anyone, anyway possible, no matter whom they are, not even killing those who have done the most horrible, immoral, and disturbing acts, like the Joker, a literal pacifist. Batwoman: An entitled brat, a literal Theif.
@Guero Rodriguez it's a classic example of straight people overcompensating on LGBT characters. How to write a gay character: just like any other character
@Guero Rodriguez I'm saying this particular instance is. Bat woman is mostly written by straight dudes, and they don't fuck up the character. It's straight females who did this.
@Guero Rodriguez I didn't say men. The men who wrote the original comic, they were straight. The people who did the CW show, however... I don't know if gay is the right word for it.
@Guero Rodriguez Rachel Fucking Maddow was a writer for this show. It's the libtard curse when it comes to writing characters. You can write good gay characters, and this ain't it, chief
@@5Ci0N All because of a stunt injury so serious she needed to have emergency surgery in order to help prevent paralysis imagine that your acting career potientally ending and it was all down to being in this dumpster fire of a tv show.
I feel like if a 5’6 woman who weighs 104 lbs got punched by a man, let alone savagely beaten, she’d quit the vigilante business and spend the next three weeks sobbing.
Ruby already played an assasin in John Wick2. Wick picks her up and smashes her into wall. A short and beatiful summary of how strenght and mass DOES MATTER.
Just thought about that scene where he caught a Batman wanna-be, Ruby would be in that same situation. "See, this is how CRAAZZY Batman's made Gotham!!!"
"It will be, when it fits a woman." What woman? A 90 pound waif like the protagonist, or Brienne of Tarth? Something tells me they're not the same size.
Lord Walter Stark That boggles my mind to this day. If this is possible, why hasn’t it been adapted into strapping hyperspeed engines onto torpedoes or some shit and sniping enemy ships from literally the other side of the bloody universe? Why bother with fighters, bombers and all those comparatively short-range tactics?
I still can't believe we aren't past the girl fight thing... like these things always have to have a girl for the girl to fight same with the new Wonder Woman!!!
Wonder woman is established to have superhuman strength. Wonder woman decking a 250lb guy is no more difficult that superman pulling the earth. "Batwoman" on the other hand is a completely biologically normal human and her size/strength can have real world comparisons. Especially since it's in the dark knight universe, easily the most grounded film version
And because girls are just as strong as men, the military of every western country keeps dropping the fitness standards for female cadets and they still have a higher failure rate than men.
@@LeBoomStudios Wahmen are so awesome, the top 5 female athletes in a State lose in track meets to biological men pretending to be girls, when those same men had times that couldn't even qualify them to compete when running against their own sex.
@@janehrahan5116 exactly, don't get me wrong i still expect whoever plays WW to be fucking fit as all hell and have visible muscle not bulging or anything but atleast visible, but when you've got an ordinary human woman you NEED a physically fit actress playing her or it just looks silly
This is interesting...I just wanted to have some laugh by listening to some Batwoman ridicule, and here, in the span of an hour, almost 3 years later since this video was posted, I saw that I'm not alone and whole 15 new people tuned to watch this masterpiece of a video. Thanks for the consistent entertainment, Drinker.
I remember, how I felt, when I watched Episode 1. In Germany we have a term for that: "Fremdschämen", which means to feel embarrassed on behalf of someone else.
If, instead of saying "When it fits a woman" she just said "it will be...when it fits me", it would sound more badass and infinitely less cringey. Such a simply fix
Science guy: "So, I've tailored the suit to fit a woman, just like you suggested. *pauses for effect* You can come on out now, Whoopi! *winks* (Me an' Whoopi go way back...)"
Awww Dougray! I’ve loved him since 98. When bat woman was announced and casting, it was all the hype here in Hollywood, so they sent him an offer and he accepted because of that hype. He’s brilliant. He needs to be in a leading role again
As a Scotsman, I've also treaded Scottish rivers and freezing oceans. You either have to wait for a nice summer day and/or put on a skin swimsuit before going anywhere near these waters.
"Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
“Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!”
@Sean Wilkinson in the UK including Scotland and Ireland we like to stick a nice big lump of chocolate into our ice creams. It's a little bit of extra joy in our day to make up for the fact that it's ALWAYS FUCKING OVERCAST.
Nick Alonso Cadbury Flake. It’s common in UK and ireland to have a stick of flake in soft serve ice cream. Costs like 50p extra but it’s amazeballs! Naturally kids like to have the flake instead of just plain soft serve.
Be prepared for at least a few more years of this bullshit. Though I feel like it will take the current feminist generation growing old and becoming irrelevant before it's actually over.
Batwoman : I don’t like it when a man takes credit for a woman’s work Also Batwoman :*steals all of Batman’s stuff and lives off his name , weapons and shit that he made*
1:04 I've actually done this as well. Before I went into the military, I did a ton of conditioning exercises to "toughen up" Swimming in near freezing water was one of them. I think it took less than a minute for me to lose the ability to move my legs. I wasn't even aware that it could happen. Got out as fast as I could. Almost drowned actually. Fun times. I always get a kick out of writers trying to write stuff that they have never done before.
The villain for season 2? A random white man named Todd. He has no power, no wealth, no powers, and no evil plans. He is literally just a plain ol middle class white man. Audiences will cheer when the new black bat woman punches Todd while he is checking out at the grocery store and when she thwarts his dastardly attempts to drop his children off at school. The climax of the season will be when Todd breaks down after all the random assaults committed by the new batwoman and he will give a very heartfelt apology for his existence. Batwoman will then look him in the eyes and say “Not gud enuff,” and slap him in the face while he’s on his knees. Todd will then scream out in pain and exclaim “god damn, what is wrong with you freakin people?!” Then the camera will pan to batwoman’s shocked face as it slowly turns into a sadistic smile. Roll credits with the noise of batwoman beating the tar out of Todd with the screams of agony and the sounds of him pleading for mercy. It will be a feminine racial masterpiece that will receive a 99 percent critic rating on RT with the usual racist homophobic poor scores by everyone else.
This and all of your critiques are so absolutely spot on and very well delivered. Unfortunately, here in the Upside Down, this kind of brutal honesty means you will probably be banned soon.
Just watched Ep1 on HBO max, then came to watch this review; I heard the Gozer the Gozarian comment at the beginning and started crying due to from hysterical laughter for about 2 minutes, paused the video, clicked "like" on the video, and then laughed uncontrollably for another 2 minutes before I could finally find the composure to unpause and carry on.
Oh look, she wears a tee with "The Ramones" on the front! Remember Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel's "Nirvana" t-shirt? These girls MUST be so cool, because t-shirt logos say so! Ah glorious, those all-male bands being appropriated by male-hating women... 🤦♂️ Edit: my bad, Nirvana was background music in the scene with Mar-vell. It was actually a Nine Inch Nails design on Carol Danvers’ t-shirt. Even better 👍
@@Walkbi It would have to be a butch non-binary indie pop group (rock is too masculine, so patriarchy). Girlschool were too sexy, The Donnas sang about boyfriends and other girls being jealous of them, and Arch Enemy has dudes in the band (white dudes, even). Clearly these bands are problematic.
Wasn't the nirvana shirt admittedly just a way to make her look human tho? Pretty sure she was wearing that instead of her space suit, no one's trying to convince you she's a nirvana fan or some shit
@@Walkbi W.O.W would've been cool too. All these are way too unknown to the general public and couldn't convey how she's so "non-conforming" like the bland mass produced Ramones shirt does...
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Mr.Drinker,you need to review the new Terminator movie.
They did it,they made a Terminator movie which is even more crap than Genesys!!
Calling it a crapfest is an understatement.
cant wait for you to review terminator
Love the name Gozer for Batwoman
"Why am I even watching this show?"
So that we don't have to...and your self-sacrifice is beyond appreciated.
Hear hear!
His chronological plot-summaries actually make bad material watchable, just for his commentary track. I would watch full length Batwoman just to have him rifftrax his way through it.
He's the critic we need.
Gracias señor drinker, from nyc.
@@civonious
He's the *drinker* we need
Superman: Do you bleed?
Batwoman: Every month.
lmfao
This deserves WAY more upvotes.
I've done plenty of laughing out loud at TH-cam comments over the years, but this might be one of the true 'spit-take' moments. Thanks Azam, you won the internet today (10/30/19)
Bwahahahahahahaha
nice
Batman: Trains for years with a secret society of assassins.
Batwoman: Steals gadgets.
To be fair, she was in the army for a while. I mean not the US Army army or the special forces, but some sort of army/paramilitary/security service thing. I'm sure they taught her how to beat up trained killers twice her size with her bare hands there. Sure. This show would have some credibility if they used a washed up UFC fighter. I'm sure Rhonda Rousey is available. She could not be a worse actor than Rose and she looks like she has eaten an entire sandwich at some point.
@@chuckhoyle1211 To be more fairer-er; if they had chosen a more muscular actress to play the role, they'd just get the same complaints as The Last of Us 2.
@Monte tsar Yes and no. Generally speaking, a bouncer has to be able to stop a fight before it begins by sheer intimidation. Could a scrawny guy be able to subdue people effectively? Sure. But you don't want it to get to that point.
@@LadyDoomsinger The complaints about Last of Us 2 is that it is not possible for a woman to get that buff in a calorie scarce post-apocalyptic situation. When you are barely staving off starvation most of the time, nobody will look like a power-lifter. Look at photos of old-timey pioneers and such. They were all scrawny. I'm sure they were all strong and tough but they did not look like 80s action heroes. Not enough calories for it.
@@chuckhoyle1211 Riiiight... That's what people were complaining about... Wink. Wink.
"You know brain damage is actually a thing?
Yes, I'm sure the writers of this show are intimately familiar with that fact.
I'd say intimately acquainted, but blissfully unaware.
Just watching the clips hes showing I actually feel mentally damaged. I think I smell copper
Speaking of brain damage, why does her helmet make her look like Batman caught a case of hydrocephalus? Or the angsty daughter of Dark Helmet?
To be fair, Batman never cared about that ether.
plot twist the writers of this have brain damage lol -
Everyone: “Batman and Robin is the worst thing to happen in the Batman universe.”
Batwoman: “Hold my Gender Studies degree...”
But what about bat nipples on the new shows
The best (or worst) thing is, Batman and Robin actually had genuine "strong female characters" (Uma Thurman's and Alicia Silverstone's) so when it comes to gender equality it's several light-years ahead of this SJW shit-show.
Simpsfan300 no batman and robin is the BEST FILM OF ALL TIME
100% rotten tomatoes
Batwoman: Wow I successfully became the worse in my Franchise!
Wokenator Dark Fate: Hold my Collage Debt.
I like Batman and Robin though lol
So I'm guessing all the male villains left with batman aswell?
Might get falsely accused who wouldn't.
bruh you can't have a male villain when ALL men are villains
Even the Mad Hatter? The 1st episode would suggest otherwise.
Unless Alice has no relation to Jervis whatsoever. I wouldn't be surprised if they had never even met!
And the writers apparently.
th-cam.com/video/rYcItbSIRjM/w-d-xo.html
Strong female lead?: Check!
Black intelligent male character?: Check!
Homosexual affirmation?: Check!
Shallow unnecessary woke bollox?: Check!
Deja-vu: Kara is friends/allied with James (who's black) and her sister, Alex, is gay. Huh.
Granted, Kate Kane in the comics is actually gay.
Sooner or later actors and actresses from minority groups will ask did I get the part on merit or to tick a box?
@@shaun64vet Way it's going, it could be any working minority person. And of course we already have this as an issue in US colleges too...
White villain? Checked
White sexist male? Checked
Asian girl as secondary character? Checked (not asian man, god forbid! No one wants to see that!)
I almost drowned once. But I'm okay because at the last second I decided not to.
I never thought of trying that. You are an inspiration. My life is changed.
@@Zara-Bari dude your alive now?👀
@@joselin4753 due to the laws of plot convenience, yes.
lmaaaao
Good call!
You know what's really good about this show, unlike Game of Thrones it didn't took six years to suck.
Nice time saver.
Westworld only took two years.
@@drlee2 Such a shame man, the first season of westworld was so great
Yeah. I wish, we could see Batwoman in some "Shows, which were cancelled after 1 episode" compillation.
@@drlee2
Altered Carbon only took 9 episodes before black Mary Sue whom never played a part in the book, to save the day, when every episode previous she was a traumatized puddle unable to find the will to say anything.
Yet somehow she gains access to the plot and knows what needs to be done and her two days of training (several months if we take into account the time dilation) with an AI who we have never seen use hand to hand combat allows her to defeat people who have spent the last 250 years killing people on a daily basis.
@@RRRRRRRRR33 Because they hid their hand. It was always a shitty forced feminist, diversity pushing, male hating circle jerk. The only thing is in season one it was just an underlying theme. Season 2 they cranked that shit to 10 and the story was just a vessel for the message. Season 3 is going to be just as bad if not worse.
"We should make a female superhero thing"
"Good idea, what you have in mind?"
"We take a male superhero, but instead of man, it is woman!"
"Uhu okay, go on, what is the plot?"
"It is a woman"
The reason so many female superhero's fail is because there is no love, thought or creativity put in it. It is just made to say "look, female superhero". It is so damn cheap.
You want a good female superhero movie? Wonder Woman. Easily the best DCEU movie I have seen to date.
Beer for 50cent is cheap, Whiskey for 5 bugs is cheap, one houre in a massagesalon "with sucsess" for 50 bugs is cheap.... This BRADWOMAN thing is just disgusting.
To be fair they did turn Batwoman lesbian in the comics.
It's still a dumpster fire though.
Anyone else read this in Ryan George voice?
Spot on.
Mostly written by men that think all women really want in life is to be as physically strong as a man 🤦♂️
That ice was at least 6 inches thick, the Rock would have a hard time breaking through that with a sledgehammer while standing on top, but she used her half-drowned memory power to bare knuckle her way up from underwater. Maybe the whole show is just her hypothermia induced coma dreams while she’s drowning.
Maybe, huh?
Most logical explanation I’ve seen.
Maybe that's why she's not in the second season.
@@specialk9424 LOL
Now it all makes sense... :D
The plot line was preposterously unbelievable, I mean, a cricket bat! In America!
Yeah, that was the only bit I didn't buy.
A tribute to Lewis Carrol's heritage? It ain't that deep, fam.
I mean good luck even finding somewhere to buy one here
Perhaps Gotham City is actually in Illinois?
Man, fuck Illinois gun laws.
I'd like to introduce Ben Afleck in Dazed and Confused.
"Did you just asume your state of preparedness?"
I just died. Brilliant.
"You know, brain damage is actually a thing" was great too. And the irony is that is proven by the people who make this show.
I outright laughed out loud
Genius.
I'm thinking there's a reason Ruby Rose was cast as a mute in John Wick Chapter 2...
Yup, they kept her silent and let Wick off her in 30 seconds. Great filmmaking!
but i liked her role, she was pretty cool.
@@robat774 The character is indeed cool and the movie is so great it makes Ruby look good. The girl is just so limited in her range. I can see why she's successful at modeling but why she keeps "acting" is beyond me.
Lmao
Had no idea that was her! I actually liked her a lot in that movie, thought it was cool to see their interactions with each other.
"If you don't see the final twist comming in the first five minutes, then you're most likely a character in this show" absolutely brilliant!
“Someone stuck Rian Johnson’s head on the body of an anorexic child?”, made me spew my coffee a bit. I laughed when I saw the outfit. She looked like the Felix The Cat cartoon from the 60s with the oversized head and pointy ears.
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
Don't insult Felix like that ! Maybe he'll let Batwoman borrow his bag of tricks - she could use it...
"she doesn't need help from ANY maan..... so she goes to her cousin, Bruce Wayne's house to ask for help..." lol.
More like steal his shit
And she doesn’t seem concerned that he disappeared.
@@bryanmanuel4945 Kinda the same "we wuz kangz" modus operandi
Batman: A great detective
Batwoman: Her dad's a detective
Batwoman: a great defective
@@primadansaripudin9269 She was trained by The League of WAHmen.
@Hey McFly Her dad is a cop, didn't you pay attention?
Hahaha 😂good call
@Mad Man 1 touche`!
This is why I loved watching XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS growing up! Xena was tough but could show emotional range, she wasn't invincible and you weren't bashed over the head with a feminist/lesbian thing.
Nnot to mention that Xena, actually, looks like a tougth warrior, and have a body that goes, these girl, is well, you have to literaly turn off the brain
And she actually looked like a woman.. without being ashamed of that
The writers of Xena have at least read a couple Greek mythology books to "get into the material".
not to mention her battle cry was hilarious
@@TheMeta141 Absolutely!! I tried to do it but my voice can't go that high lol
“Did you just assume her state of preparedness”
Gtfo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Did you just assume her state of preparedness?!"
Alright, I'm remembering that...
Illidan, right?
Came looking for this comment
That was so good! 😂
Also my favorite. Lol
Likewise
“That’s how drowning works. You can just decide not to.”
Huh, didn't notice Captain Marvel was the star of this series.
@@Erick7Greenday you mean Bruh Larson
Only if you're an empowered female
Batwoman is somewhat offensive towards millions of victims of winter drownings across history. "They just weren't trying hard enough".
Also, not even world champion of boxing could throw a punch like that while completly unbraced underwater. Newtonian Physics just says fuck no. All you'd accomplish is moving yourself downward.
Varthaner yeah.... i was thinking the same thing. there is no way that you could punch through 2" or roughly 50mm of ice let alone doing it unbraced.
*edit* it was more like 1/2" to 3/4 which is more believable if you were braced but not floating in water.
"Brain damage is a thing."
This sums up the series.
I swear to God when she said that whole “it will be. “when it fit’s a woman” line, I rolled my eyes so damn hard I saw my brain
That is a very funny, descriptive line. Well done.
@@pastywhite6669 thank you. I mean my god who approved that script? The reviews about how horrible the show was, was actually more entertaining than the show itself
Same here. That was just gawd awful.
Yeah, I totally stole this, but here we go:
woke critics: "This show is literal perfection!"
audience: "it will be when it's cancelled"
it was worth sharing!
Hey, at least you’ve got the balls to admit it
Bla Bla “Better than the joker”
Hahahahah good shiit
Remember in 2019 it's okay to have a woman be a damsel in distress as long as the prince is also a woman.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯
The princess always gets her...um, princess.
Well, female anyway, woman is debatable...
@trf12567 Mostly it is,and a garbage show also
Just imagine, for one minute, two people looking at Wonder Woman's outfit and this happens
"It needs a few touch-ups"
"Her suit is literal perfection"
"It *will* be... when it fits a man"
Thanks for that mental image.
"I thought Gozer was a man."
"It's whatever it wants to be."
"She doesn't need help from any man, so she goes to her cousin Bruce Wayne's house to ask for help" - too perfect
Like: fuck logic
When this show gets canceled, and hopefully that'll be soon, the cast and fans(all three) will blame it on the patriarchy. 😫🙄
You know something's bad when it's failure is blamed on men or the "patriarchy".
Three? That seems rather optimistic, clearly even Ruby doesn't watch it or she'd of never let them air this.
it's already been blamed on the straight community
Straight community? Is this a thing?
Sheesh i'm a feminist and i consume a lot of feminist media, that actually has good writing and proper female protagonists. To name some of the top of my head: there's good girls revolt, 3%, the handmaids tale, killing eve, fleabag, harlots and many more. This batwoman series however, is objectively an unwatchable mess from the writing to the acting, it makes the supergirl series look 100x better. Writers can stuff surface level BS in their show to make it look woke but i can smell the shallowness from miles away.
“Reviewing this show makes me feel like a pretentious art critic giving serious consideration to the stick man drawn in crayon by the preschooler that’s just soiled themselves.”
-The Critical Drinker
"Apparently thats how drowning works , you can just decide not to" 😂😂
"She doesnt need the help of any man"
"SO she goes to her cousin for help"
Kinda like the Birds of Prey trailer.
@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 why??
@@damian-lk6dh Harley talks about breaking out with the "Joker".
Talks the whole trailer about him.
Julio Víctor Manuel Schaeffer Manrique but Harley was abused and humiliated by the Joker, so I kinda understand why she would talk about him. Like in the comic, she has PTSD every time she remembers him and has a break down every time he is mentioned in a positive light. The best breakdown was when a villain claimed that she was the Joker’s Daughter so she beat the shit out of her til she’s near death. The only beef I have with the Birds of Prey movie is that it should have been called “Gotham City Sirens”
@Chem avengers didn't need a movie but here we go.
"Thats how drowning works, you just decide not to"
-Feminist hero in a nutshell
Meet the new Mary Sue!
Or, as the Critical Drinker would say, "Nah, it'll be fine!"
More like "That's how logic works, you just decide to ignore it".
Isn't the corollary of that logic being you only drown because you choose to?
Faminism is the movement promoting famines 😁
I rewatch this every time I need a good laugh. One of the Drinker’s best review.
This is the first time I've seen this video. My favorite Drinker reviews are Rings of Power, and Charlie's Angels for some reason. 😂
‘All the size and upper body strength of a malnutrished 12 year old boy!’ Critical you absolute beauty :D
The cuts of Tyrion puking were hilarious. Well played.
They were well-placed too. 🤣
Every time Ruby Rose is on screen, I have to buy a new TV to replace the one I destroyed. Thank God I work for a living instead of screaming social justice or i wanted be able toa afford all these TVs.
"You know, it's a total mystery why this lass couldn't cut it in the military, because they're well known for letting people just do their own thing." Hahhaha, gold!
"If you don't see the final twist coming in the first 5 minutes, you're probably a character in this show" aaaahhhahaha that's some damn good writing, that got me good. Cheers to that
agreed.... this review is art
“Did you just assume her state of preparedness”
That nearly killed me
Ohh know you didn"t
But at the last second you decided not to die, right?
"Kid that can't have a Flake in their ice-cream" I just lost it. Brilliant.
Excuse my American ignorance....what's a flake?
@@megadethmofo2001 A chocolate flake
Batman: A literal reason why Gotham isn't a abandoned and destroyed city, a caring person who doesn't want to kill and always attempts to use Non-leath tactics, a incredibly smart man with some of the best tech out there, and smart detective, a man looking to protect anyone, anyway possible, no matter whom they are, not even killing those who have done the most horrible, immoral, and disturbing acts, like the Joker, a literal pacifist.
Batwoman: An entitled brat, a literal Theif.
After watching Batwoman's cringe-inducing trailer:
'All i have are negative thoughts'
Good! Good! Let the hate flow through you!
I can feel your anger, it gives you focus, makes you stronger...
*negative thots
Ahhh.... Joker's quotables make it an instant classic.
the song in the back ground made my ears bleed witht hte whole "im a WOMAN" man can you not keep reminding me every 5 seconds shes a woman
“She doesn’t need help from any man
...so she goes to her cousin Bruce Wayne’s house for help”
Brilliant! 😂🤣
Well his rich and famous the type of guys the Liberals are into.
I used to watch your content a long time ago and I just remembered you exist. It feels nostalgic.
I'm literally gay, but the flashback is PURE CRINGE.
@Guero Rodriguez it's a classic example of straight people overcompensating on LGBT characters. How to write a gay character: just like any other character
@Guero Rodriguez I'm saying this particular instance is. Bat woman is mostly written by straight dudes, and they don't fuck up the character. It's straight females who did this.
@Guero Rodriguez I didn't say men. The men who wrote the original comic, they were straight. The people who did the CW show, however... I don't know if gay is the right word for it.
@Guero Rodriguez Rachel Fucking Maddow was a writer for this show. It's the libtard curse when it comes to writing characters. You can write good gay characters, and this ain't it, chief
Not figuratively?
The only show whose reviews are getting more views than the actual show 😂😂😂😂
was just thinking this
GameHind This show will have a hard time against STD season 3.
I thought this was hyperbole but it's actually true lol
This is actually true.
@@danmanx2 Doctor Who has been that way recently....unfortunately...
The best part of these reviews are the cuts of Tyrion puking.
And the sick roasts provided by drinker
Coming together to form the perfect balance of toasty humor.
Drinker voice is pure gold.
And the Sam Neill Event Horizon screams
That image of the destroyed toilet made me guffaw
"When she tries to look angry she just looks like a kid who's been told they can't have a flake in their ice cream "
😂 🔥
Omg i just found this channel, and it's really funny how this man roast every movie . Love it, keep it going man 😂
Alfred: This show is literal perfection.
Batwoman: it will be once it's cancelled.
Aaaaaaand renewed.
@@peytonmac1131 and Ruby Rose quit 👋
@@5Ci0N All because of a stunt injury so serious she needed to have emergency surgery in order to help prevent paralysis imagine that your acting career potientally ending and it was all down to being in this dumpster fire of a tv show.
Jesus fuck when does evil ambitions stop,
Well look at that, you hit the nail on the head. It JUST got canceled today. (May 1, 2022)
Ruby Rose is not an actress, she's a lesbian.
Pearz only movie she should be in is lesbian porn
Blue cigar Gaming no thanks had one this morning I'm nice and clean 👍🏻
But isn't that all we need????????
@@mariolovesmagicmushrooms3137 Couplings - Lesbian Spank Inferno.
One can be both a lesbian and an actress. It's one thing to be annoyed by the rampant SJW ideologies, and another to be a bigot
I feel like if a 5’6 woman who weighs 104 lbs got punched by a man, let alone savagely beaten, she’d quit the vigilante business and spend the next three weeks sobbing.
Ruby already played an assasin in John Wick2. Wick picks her up and smashes her into wall. A short and beatiful summary of how strenght and mass DOES MATTER.
You never fail to impress. I actually laughed out loud.
I look forward to reading your work.
"Go away now" is my all time favorite quote.
@Liberty Prime Surely it would be "Death is a preferable alternative to Communism?"
Liberty Prime It should be on a T-Shirt
Mine is
“Nah, et’ll be fine!”
@@charleshetrick3152 Same here
Liberty Prime It just works.
I just imagine Heath Ledger’s Joker comes back to Gotham, expecting to find his proverbial equal, but instead just laughs at Batwoman
Sounds like a perfect set up for a parody cartoon.
She would last all of 2 seconds against the Joker.
Amaterasu Oh yeah he’d fucking kill her
Hell he’d probably play with her first
@@slicedtopieces Yeah, that would be awesome
Just thought about that scene where he caught a Batman wanna-be, Ruby would be in that same situation. "See, this is how CRAAZZY Batman's made Gotham!!!"
"It will be, when it fits a woman." What woman? A 90 pound waif like the protagonist, or Brienne of Tarth? Something tells me they're not the same size.
Good callback to Brienne. Two Brienne’s could give batman a run for his money in a sword fight.
I can't even count how many times I've rewatched this video LMAO
“Cause that’s how drowning works...you can decide not to.” Just like how Rian Johnson decides to make Rey better at fighting than Luke
Like how Rey jumped into the ocean after living on a desert planet her whole life and didn't immediately fucking drown.
Charles Caballero and that you can hyper speed through battle ships
...and use jedi mind tricks without even knowing a goddamn thing about it
Lord Walter Stark That boggles my mind to this day. If this is possible, why hasn’t it been adapted into strapping hyperspeed engines onto torpedoes or some shit and sniping enemy ships from literally the other side of the bloody universe? Why bother with fighters, bombers and all those comparatively short-range tactics?
It how Leia just uses the force to float back to the ship so the crew can open up the door and rescue her from the vacuum of space.
Michelle Pfeiffer's 3 second scene had more emotion in it than what the entire cast of the show could muster in that whole episode.
I still can't believe we aren't past the girl fight thing... like these things always have to have a girl for the girl to fight same with the new Wonder Woman!!!
Wonder woman is established to have superhuman strength. Wonder woman decking a 250lb guy is no more difficult that superman pulling the earth. "Batwoman" on the other hand is a completely biologically normal human and her size/strength can have real world comparisons. Especially since it's in the dark knight universe, easily the most grounded film version
And because girls are just as strong as men, the military of every western country keeps dropping the fitness standards for female cadets and they still have a higher failure rate than men.
@@LeBoomStudios Wahmen are so awesome, the top 5 female athletes in a State lose in track meets to biological men pretending to be girls, when those same men had times that couldn't even qualify them to compete when running against their own sex.
@@janehrahan5116 exactly, don't get me wrong i still expect whoever plays WW to be fucking fit as all hell and have visible muscle not bulging or anything but atleast visible, but when you've got an ordinary human woman you NEED a physically fit actress playing her or it just looks silly
This is rapidly becoming my favorite TH-cam channel. Thanks for being drunk enough to say what most of us sadly sober's were thinking.
“Fanfiction written by an adolescent girl”That’s probably what it is.
That's *exactly* what it is.
Supergirl is almost as good
Or a very effeminate gay man
Probably a non-binary person. You can't assume these days...
Oh no, don't remind me of My Inmortal!
She looks like a post-operative Justin Bieber.
No, she doesn't at all.
Yeah but Beiber has a bigger clit.
lmao
Look at 8:21, there she looks like a 14 year old boy. Ohh DC - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
M M not far off pre op either.
This is interesting...I just wanted to have some laugh by listening to some Batwoman ridicule, and here, in the span of an hour, almost 3 years later since this video was posted, I saw that I'm not alone and whole 15 new people tuned to watch this masterpiece of a video. Thanks for the consistent entertainment, Drinker.
It's always funny to return to see them from time to time.
I remember, how I felt, when I watched Episode 1. In Germany we have a term for that: "Fremdschämen", which means to feel embarrassed on behalf of someone else.
"Why am I even watching this show"
You're takin one for the team bro. I'll be givin it a miss.
Hail The Critical One!
The hero we need.
Hail!
If, instead of saying "When it fits a woman" she just said "it will be...when it fits me", it would sound more badass and infinitely less cringey. Such a simply fix
Science guy: "So, I've tailored the suit to fit a woman, just like you suggested. *pauses for effect* You can come on out now, Whoopi! *winks* (Me an' Whoopi go way back...)"
It's still an awful line, you just took away the alt-left political undertone. Like a nice paint-job on a Toyota Prius.
I'm sure they know that. This line is selected specifically to push the agenda.
And by pandering to that specific Tumblr demographic, I assume theres a lot of "who says it doesn't _already_ fit a woman"
@@charlesw5919 ^this
How does this channel not have a million subs, purely brilliant reviews
It's 2024 now and I still can't believe this came out four years ago already!😂
How time flies
I just hope my death makes more cents than this show.
Subtle
That's a high quality reference 😄🙌🏼
I was going to call out your grammar when I realized what was going on. Nice job, my dude.
Perhaps Ruby Rose could apply some heavy makeup and laugh? Still wouldn't save this show.
sence
"Why does her outfit look like someone stuck Rian Johnson's head on the body of an anorexic child?"
BEST. LINE. EVER!
I love that he's trying not to laugh as he delivers it. Rarely does he ever break character. But that was GREAT.
He nailed her look 🤣🤣🤣
More like RUIN Johnson!
So accurate too 😂
Awww Dougray! I’ve loved him since 98. When bat woman was announced and casting, it was all the hype here in Hollywood, so they sent him an offer and he accepted because of that hype. He’s brilliant. He needs to be in a leading role again
As a Scotsman, I've also treaded Scottish rivers and freezing oceans. You either have to wait for a nice summer day and/or put on a skin swimsuit before going anywhere near these waters.
'it's just a terrible show.'
welcome to the arrowverse.
Member the first season of Arrow? Member?
@@RobinMcBeth season 2 was also fantastic. Season 3 made me stop watching permanently.
@We Have To Go Back Arrow 2.5 seasons The Flash was 1..LoT s3 s4 good
The first ten episodes of the flash were not that bad
You mean..."Welcome to the NEW Arrowverse"!
"Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
Gozer: Are you a woman?
Ghostbuster: No?
Gozer: Then, DIE!
Yeah that oughta do it Ray!
If someone asks if you're a woman, you say YES!
“Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!”
Tyrion vomiting is the best clip on the internet.
"When she's angry she looks like a kid who's been told she can't have a flake in her ice cream.''
I almost choked in my oatmeal.
Sean Wilkinson right?
I was thinking it too what is a flake
*In* your oatmeal? What were you doing *in* your oatmeal?
Have you never had the deliciousness that is a Cadbury chocolate flake in your ice cream?
@Sean Wilkinson in the UK including Scotland and Ireland we like to stick a nice big lump of chocolate into our ice creams.
It's a little bit of extra joy in our day to make up for the fact that it's ALWAYS FUCKING OVERCAST.
Nick Alonso Cadbury Flake. It’s common in UK and ireland to have a stick of flake in soft serve ice cream. Costs like 50p extra but it’s amazeballs! Naturally kids like to have the flake instead of just plain soft serve.
"I've shat out things that are both heavier and scarier than this girl."
I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing xDD
#metoo
It was "shat" ....
Can't wait until all of this fashionable feminism bollocks is all over. It's ruining the entertainment business.
Be prepared for at least a few more years of this bullshit. Though I feel like it will take the current feminist generation growing old and becoming irrelevant before it's actually over.
"She doesn't need help from any man, so she goes to her cousin Bruce Wane's house to ask for help" :D
When the review is more interesting than the actual show 😂🤣
Indeed we live in interesting times.
Batwoman : I don’t like it when a man takes credit for a woman’s work
Also Batwoman :*steals all of Batman’s stuff and lives off his name , weapons and shit that he made*
1:04
I've actually done this as well.
Before I went into the military, I did a ton of conditioning exercises to "toughen up"
Swimming in near freezing water was one of them.
I think it took less than a minute for me to lose the ability to move my legs. I wasn't even aware that it could happen.
Got out as fast as I could. Almost drowned actually. Fun times.
I always get a kick out of writers trying to write stuff that they have never done before.
“ oh not you dougray scott!! What happened to you my son.” My favorite part
Plot twist: the director is actually anti-feminist and the ultimate goal is to show them feminists the errors of their way
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now that would be funny
that might make it 'good'
Good to see Rotten Tomatoes is consistent when it comes to this kind of garbage.
Critics score: 71%
Audience score : 12%
They lost credibility quite some time ago.
@Col. Commissar Ibram Gaunt Wth? That makes makes nearly no sense
Even they can't bump it past 70 or so.
That's why I love RT. Despite everything they continue to show both polls making it possible for us to see the bullshit.
Had 9% at one point
The villain for season 2? A random white man named Todd. He has no power, no wealth, no powers, and no evil plans.
He is literally just a plain ol middle class white man. Audiences will cheer when the new black bat woman punches Todd while he is checking out at the grocery store and when she thwarts his dastardly attempts to drop his children off at school. The climax of the season will be when Todd breaks down after all the random assaults committed by the new batwoman and he will give a very heartfelt apology for his existence. Batwoman will then look him in the eyes and say “Not gud enuff,” and slap him in the face while he’s on his knees. Todd will then scream out in pain and exclaim “god damn, what is wrong with you freakin people?!” Then the camera will pan to batwoman’s shocked face as it slowly turns into a sadistic smile. Roll credits with the noise of batwoman beating the tar out of Todd with the screams of agony and the sounds of him pleading for mercy. It will be a feminine racial masterpiece that will receive a 99 percent critic rating on RT with the usual racist homophobic poor scores by everyone else.
This and all of your critiques are so absolutely spot on and very well delivered. Unfortunately, here in the Upside Down, this kind of brutal honesty means you will probably be banned soon.
She looks like Justin Beiber trying to be tough.
You know what's really funny about that?
Justin bieber is, in fact, a girl.
Born one anyways.
Has tried living life a boy.
And Miley Cyrus is actually a dude, and they are twins.
To be honest, Ruby is more masculine
@@LukeLovesRoseLOL
She looks like Justin trying to be a boy.
“Jesus! I’ve shat out things, that are both heavier and scarier than this girl...”. I lost it here! Well played mate!
*claps slowly*
Well played
I love your content my man!
Just watched Ep1 on HBO max, then came to watch this review; I heard the Gozer the Gozarian comment at the beginning and started crying due to from hysterical laughter for about 2 minutes, paused the video, clicked "like" on the video, and then laughed uncontrollably for another 2 minutes before I could finally find the composure to unpause and carry on.
Oh look, she wears a tee with "The Ramones" on the front! Remember Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel's "Nirvana" t-shirt? These girls MUST be so cool, because t-shirt logos say so! Ah glorious, those all-male bands being appropriated by male-hating women... 🤦♂️
Edit: my bad, Nirvana was background music in the scene with Mar-vell. It was actually a Nine Inch Nails design on Carol Danvers’ t-shirt. Even better 👍
They missed an opportunity there. She should be wearing a ‘Girlschool’, ‘The Donnas’ or ‘Arch Enemy’ shirt to really stick it to the patriarchy.....
@@Walkbi It would have to be a butch non-binary indie pop group (rock is too masculine, so patriarchy). Girlschool were too sexy, The Donnas sang about boyfriends and other girls being jealous of them, and Arch Enemy has dudes in the band (white dudes, even). Clearly these bands are problematic.
Wasn't the nirvana shirt admittedly just a way to make her look human tho? Pretty sure she was wearing that instead of her space suit, no one's trying to convince you she's a nirvana fan or some shit
@@Walkbi W.O.W would've been cool too. All these are way too unknown to the general public and couldn't convey how she's so "non-conforming" like the bland mass produced Ramones shirt does...
Pretty sure it was a Nine Inch Nails shirt not Nirvana
Ruby Rose is the DC equivalent of Brie Larson
Ahhhh dear sir, u got it right
Underrated comment 🤣🤣
Megara Lyons. You were drinking when you wrote this?
@Megara Lyons so u know her personally?
Megara Lyons . Let me guess you liked her sexist attitude to men?
Great description, funny as hell!!!
Lol, Gozer.
"Aim for the flat top!"