Rambo: Last Blood - A Disappointing End
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2019
- It pains me to make this video, it really does. But Rambo: Last Blood was a truly awful movie, and an embarassment to the franchise. Join me as I explore how it why it goes so wrong.
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this movie should've been called "Home Stallone"
LOL good one
LOL
Yes, that’s the analogy I thought of too; this is from someone who hasn’t seen the movie yet.
More like "mo money for Stallone"
Ah, there we go!
The last Rambo ended perfectly, with him walking the long road to his farm.
yeah there was no need for this film.
It was a fantastic end to the series. It was brutal, gory, and felt absolutely right - the man who had 'gone native' for decades finally coming home. This film should've been "Sylvester Stallone in The Odyssey." The prodigal son returning to see his aging parent beset by *random bad guy*. It would've been a nice echo of the original Rambo movie with him as a drifter, causing enormous trouble to this *random bad guy* and his goons.
The previous movie was trash even though it TRIED to be a Rambo movie, unlike this crap.
@Athelstan Edwardson i would actually say Alien 3 is a better movie than Rambo 5, although maybe its more accurate to say Alien 3 is less shite than Rambo 5.
That ending is what makes this movie so good. Does a character like Rambo actually ever go home?
Yes it could have ended there, but it made place for the sensitive family topic that is so present and personal in Last Blood.
The main thing I didn't like about it was that they killed off his daughter. Stupid to have a movie that shows he's finally gained some peace, only to steal it away and create a depressing ending for him.
Agreed, it blew me away he just callously tossed her away as a plot device in this alleged finale. I got to that point in the movie and realized that Oh, this is just Taken but with nothing left to fight for. And gore. At least it had some decent gorey deaths
Wasn’t his daughter
@@michaelmyers3709 yes but still its depressing
@@michaelmyers3709 practically was, he raised her like it was.
Stallone really fucked Rambo aye?
I’ve watched this video about 4 times now and the line “then Gabriella gets bored and dies” cracks me up EVERY. TIME.
having not seen the movie, i had a giant WTF right there and went i can't believe they killed her...????
Like Padme, she lost the will to live.
Rambo: Home Alone with Military Characteristics
Nice China reference lol
“Home Stallone”
@@MrMalicious5 that's a fucking knee slapper.
Home Alone: Vietnam Feat. Sylv Stalone
More Taken and Home Alone together
John Rambo had the ideal ending. Him walking towards the farm told us everything without words: The war is over.
The war was over when he came home from Vietnam. Like most veterans its hard to adjust as a civilian. In first blood move all he had to say to the law enforcement officials was, I'm a veteran, just visiting old friends, grab a bite to eat. Plus some sleep and I'll be on mine way. Thanks. Problems avoided.
Critical Drinker forgot to put soy in his piss.
But.....they had to fuck it up for some pity cash!!!
THE MOVIE STILL SUCKED
@@JV-fj7dm what sucked about it.
“A guy played by Sylvester Stallone who calls himself Rambo” made me laugh for ten minutes. The line kept coming back to me, funnier and funnier every time.
Rambo Imposter
Roided up Liam Neeson's Taken character.
I personally like "Gabriella gets bored and dies." lmfao
Once I repeated it in my head I started laughing
I clicked on a Groupon link for a free breakfast...
Brought me here?
🤷
I'm an 80's kid that grew up watching rated R movies like rambo, terminator, and predator. We had bottle rocket wars, rode bikes until dark, and punched each other in the stomach for fun. AND I'M A GIRL.
''' Wenchbo.'''
How dare you assume your gender, you bigot! Your subconscious mind might self-identify as a male woodchuck for all you know!
"I dont think we should be relying on film makers to teach morality to our society." Joaquin Phoenix
"Except rambo"
Tom hill
especially when film makers and studios are extremely biased towards groups
Are you talking the same people who said before the first trailer from The Joker that their movie was a political commentary about modern society and the same actor who behind scenes did some leftie jokes like saying Donald Trump instead of Thomas Wayne, the same persons that are crying about the media backlash??
Phoenix is a hypocrite.
And hollyweird is constantly teaching morality to the sheeple. Last blood goes slightly against the narrative then all of a sudden “oh my god movies shouldn’t teach lessons.” STFU libshits.
@JoeRingo118 : I'm saying to the actors and producers don't cry like the so called criebabies you are supossed to attack, it's all...
The next Rambo movie will be....
Rambo: Nursing Home “Old Blood can still bleed”
It'll be a 007 crossover, "Never bleed last blood again twice"
Does Rambo even bleed his own blood?
@@spoonyg419 no one makes Rambo bleed his own blood!!
Michelle!!
Rambo: Blood Transfusion
Rambo: Men-strual Blood
Moral of this story. Every story has its time. No sequels or reboots will ever eclipse the success and momentum of the originals.
The Thing 1982 is a remake that eclipses the original. It's rare but they are out there. I mean Rambo II is arguably more iconic than First Blood.
T2 is more iconic then Terminator. Same with Aliens.
Not to forget David Cronenberg's "The Fly" starring Jeff Goldblum and Gina Davis, a haunting Body-Horror Masterpiece and a remake of a forgettable 1950's movie starring Vincent Price...
T2, The Godfather Part 2 & Shrek 2 r just as good as there original films/movies
i think its the people who make those movies that have changed. this could have been a great story ending. what we got is a forgetable movie with the same story that exists in movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger , Clint Eastwood, Nicolas Cage or Liam Neeson.
The jab at Sarah Silverman was funnier than anything that's ever come out of her mouth.
Jimmy Kimmel has come IN her mouth, he’s not funny either
@@GIBBO4182 beat me to it
the only thing that i like about Sarah Silverman is her hole on Wreck It Ralph playing Vannelope
Can't wait for Disney to buy the franchise and the eventual remake, just to hear The Drinker's critique
The choice of actor alone already makes me laugh my ass out of my chair. That movie is gonna end up worse than the newest Hellboy!
TaintofCartman they are remaking rambo?? Its so sad how devoid of ideas hollywood is
Please don't give EA's best friend ideas. Disney will botcher it.
@Star Trek Theory So it's a story about a girl having her first period? Still better than Last Jedi.
I always wanted Rambo to be a Disney Princess
“How does it feel to live long enough to see all of your favorite franchises go down in flames?” - Rich Evans
Major Glitch born in 76.all my franchise favorites have all ended.now its time to accept middle age
@@wnerko7484 On the bright side, death ain't too far away.
Franchises doesn't matter to your life. It's just Hollywood making money. Why should you place material value on franchises.
@@Fabianwew I believe these movies should just be escapism n not a fundamental part of your existence. They're fun to watch and follow and in some cases, addictive but nonetheless, they should never become the reason for existence
@@josephbassey1501 Liking movies is fine, but caring about "franchises" is unhealthy and lame.
One of the funniest movie moments of my life was in Ireland in the early 2000's. On vacation with my family, up late one night my brother and I caught them running Rambo 3. The intro by the network announcer started the movie saying, (insert Brogue) " Up next, Rambo 3, the Americans arm the Taliban to fight off the Russians to stop the oppression of their homeland and religion. Oops, that works out well... enjoy the film."
I laughed till I nearly puked up the Czech vodka we bought at the Aldi.
wait there is a Aldi?? It's a popular market in the Netherlands lol.
And Rambo 3 was different time.. Afghan jihad where the good guys back then. Tho few years later they had power, there was a civil war, taliban was created to stop the 'old jihad' then there was a conflict with merica vs taliban..
Aldi is also in the United States. I had no idea it was in so many countries.
Funny because it's true. Reagan funded Al Qaeda
@@TjaVideos "they were the good guys" Dude it is not that simple lmao. Real life isn't a movie
@@TjaVideos Aldi is a German chain. They're pretty much everywhere in the developed world.
He built the tunnels as a coping mechanism with his PTSD.
He's much more sociable and functional at the start to represent how much of a crutch Gabriella and her grandma are for him. They were his shot have having the closest thing to a normal life.
😲
Yes, I liked the movie. Not as good as the others, but it's not as bad as most everyone is saying.
Nice
Yeah this, I guess since CD is scottish he might not know that this was an actual behavior vietnam vets would engage in. It's been portraited in several films and tv shows before this.
But where's the m60 ಠಗಠ
Im just salty because they just threw a perfect ending into oblivion
I was honestly thinking part of Rambo: Last Blood would have him struggling to activate his VA benefits after living off the grid in Burma for so long.
"Rambo: last appointment," a movie about the 10 years it takes Rambo to receive his VA disability benefits.
What a gaw'damn nightmare of a script THAT would be.
Shit, Sly would likely get PTSD just researching & having Vets consulting & set advising him about how every day VA experiences drive us over the fVck'n edge...daily. Just thinking about this gave me spontaneous ED...
I think the movie would have been so much better if they just focus on the relationship between Rambo and his daughter (Wasn't that the early concept)..
Rambo's daughter having a hard time adjust to the way Rambo lives, and so on.. So on.. One day she got kidnap, and Rambo went to save her in Mexico. While being abducted, she realize what kind a man her father Rambo used to be, that he's willing to do everything to save her.
Lmfao
He probably found an good attorney to get him 40 years of back pay for a 10% cut.
"He got himself killed in Nam and didn't even know it."
dble entendre. i saw what you did there...
Did anyone else notice the lack of previous Rambo movie footage? They replayed scenes from which happens minutes before in this movie to show his ptsd, it was stupid and I feel like the budget was tiny.
@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 This comment is so confusing
@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 what the fuck did you say
OldLeatherHands&Friends I agree ... & I dont know know why the other commenters can’t understand you 😕
Action heroes in the 80's: Arnie, Sly, Bruce Willis, Van Damme, Gibson, Chuck Fucking Norris
Action heroes now: Uh... Brie Larson? Maybe Chris Pratt?
This is why we have a plague guys
Chris Pratt, as far as I know, is a good actor and is not even half of the idiot Brie Larson is.
@@brunnokamei9623 I wasn't exactly comparing him to Anthony Hopkins
@@brunnokamei9623 chris pratt is definitely as much as an idiot as brie larson. don’t look at his Twitter, please. (actually don’t use Twitter as all).
but yeah agreed, we need more good action hero actors
Keanu Reeves?! Tom Cruise?!
Charlize Theron?! Iko Uwais?! Scott Adkins?! Tom Hardy in "Mad Max: Fury Road"?! Bob Odenkirk in "Nobody"?!
"There wouldn't be any trouble if it wasn't for that king sh*t cop. All I wanted was something to eat."
"A journalist who doesn't do any journalism..." Oh, well at least that part is realistic.
I love that profile picture, where's it from?
@@titaniumcyanide9243 Its an original rendition of Alice (in Wonderland), by the artist "wanke". You can find their stuff on twitter @Classic_W_
Thanks
They make up stories tho !!!!! usually ones where we need bankers to build a one world communist government to save us from whiteness, heterosexuality and heat transmitting off of thin air ! (AKA Global warming) caused apparently by the gas we exhale (Plant food) and contrary to the Laws of physics, to save the planet from the dirty non chosen (Thats us!) so the unicorns can have a place they can call home filled with soy and rainbows !
@@rocketmunkey1 Oh fuck, your tinfoil hat is so tight it squeezes the brain matter out of your ears.
As if bankers would be communists, wtf
The main bad guy looked like a Mexican Jon Snow in the final battle. Juan Snow!
And the snow webt up the nose
And he's not even mexican. The two brothers are spanish actors
*Nieves ; )
Juanito Snow!
Juancho nieve
I was absolutely in love with the movie until I see Rambo, yeah THE John Rambo, simply walking in on that neighborhood like a fucking moron. I literally started laughing like, seriously? No recon? Nothing? Not even taking a firearm with him, really? He even says it himself in the movie that he knows "how black a man's heart can be, he's seen it". Well?? I mean, any person with a little common sense wouldn't even dare thinking about going in a place like that but no... Not him. He's a decorated special forces war hero, that survived alone in a forest for days, while 30 cops were chasing and trying to kill him. Then after a while he took on a mission to infiltrate enemy camps undetected, to save some prisoners, which unfortunately turned out to be an all out warzone but he accomplished and survived the mission anyway. Then after that, he went to Afghanistan and let's just say that in the end this guy fought and blew a fucking gunship with a bow. Oh, and let's not forget about mowing down an entire army with a mounted .50 cal, rescuing some prisoners too, a decade or so later. Damn! This guy's got something right? Then he literally just hands himself in to the guys that took his "daugher". Wow, nice.
Rambo got out of his car unarmed, without backup and without a plan in an gang invested area because the producers of this movie did not even watch or care about all the other rambo movies. they dont care who Rambo was. Just quickly wanted to cash in on the name!
This. When I watched it, I figured he must have had a plan, I mean this is fucking Rambo, the only guy except the Terminator who can (somewhat) believably take out entire armies of men all by himself. Seeing that many guys gathering around him, I was excited, cause I thought he's walking them into a trap, and every corner he turned, I expected that he's either gonna throw a grenade at them now, or pull out a shotgun or something, and shit was about to go nuclear. But no, he gets beaten within an inch of his life like a dumbass. And if the asshole criminals didn't have some ex-machina weird revenge angle where they decide he needs to "live with it" even though they just saw this guy for the first time in their lives, instead of killing him on the spot like asshole criminals generally tend to do, that would be the end of the great John Rambo.
I recently rewatched the first rambo. Such a somber film that actually had me tearing up at the end. I forgot how heart jerking it was.
Sombre
It's watchable. As revenge movie. As horror-gore-splatter movie is even satisfing. As action movie is not consistent because it doesn't have a decent rythm until the last 20 minutes.
pretty much my main issue with it. That said, I loved the action when it WAS action
Very accurate description, sir.
Once the final battle rolls around, it picks up pretty well. It just takes such a weird, illogical, stumbling path to get there.
@@TheCriticalDrinker But, Drinker, you irrepressibly articulate inebriate, as long as it pisses off the left, it was worth making. But, yes, it could and should have been better executed (see what I did there?)
yeah I enjoyed that one. It was a good conclusion to Rambo. I don't see how it was so bad...sure there was a bit of slow pacing but the ending was fucking intense so it pays off in the end haha.
Why'd they make this film after the fourth installment was a worthy ending of the character?
*DON'T KNOW!*
Because the fourth installment was fucking garbage and they incorrectly deduced they couldn't fuck it up any more? Thaaaaat's Hollywood! :)
I call it the Hollywood paradox. They make so many great movies only to butcher them years later and leave a disappointing legacy to the story.
Money, dear boy! Money!
Although the movie wasn't as good as it turn out, I really like the early concept of Rambo having a daughter, it open to many possibities such as how does a daughter go with somebody like Rambo in life?
I like the idea of a continuation story, especially when u kidnap Rambo daughter, that should be personal as fuck, this is worse that the love of your country.
@@danskyl7279 it's like he had a bunch of decent ideas, decided half way through preproduction that he really doesn't want to do it, but fulfilled his contractual obligations anyway. Like the fight comes home-home, but it was all fluff to get to that point and then a very obviously conclusion. The entire movie is in the trailer at this point
Poor Drinker. I can hear the pain in his voice. This one really got to him.
Damn, that go away now was so angry, I went away now immediately.
Hey I'm on the 2nd viewing too
“I take no joy in this”
Me when Tracy takes her clothes off
Harry Whørlow
Should’ve opted for the massage parlor in Thailand instead.
Who is Tracy?
@@benm5913 She is in the video and mentioned vocally by the Critical Drinker. Watch the review again.
@@thiefofa1073 Thanks. Guess I missed it.
@@benm5913 i thought it was tracy lords 😁
"Gabriela gets bored and dies" Man this made me laugh xD
Gabriella Skywalker?
It was so sudden I had to pause and rewind to make sure I heard it right, at first I thought he meant the old Mexican lady.
Clint Eastwood should have directed this.
Same
@@aripmjr Clint would not have directed this screenplay.
Here's how I would have liked Last Blood to have gone, especially after the short but awesome flashback scene in the tunnels.
Rambo, who's age has caught up to him, decides to finally talk about what he experienced in Vietnam. A different actor would play the younger version of Rambo during the war, while Stallone provides narration/tells his story. It couldn't have been any worse than what we got.
We already have that movie. It's called Forrest Gump.
It really makes me sad that people who were so young and vital when I was growing up suddenly seem old. It is an uncomfortable reminder of my own advancing age and I hate it. I want everyone to be young forever 😭
I feel you
I totally feel you. Ageing sucks.
@@mrjohntheo154 yeah but if we never aged would we still be able to die? Honestly longer than 100 years on this earth is waaaay too much…
It nevva happen, G. I. Joe.
It wasn't a bad movie. It just didn't feel like a Rambo movie.. The last half hour of the movie felt like A violent version of Home Alone
Pfft, implying Home Alone isn't violent either and isn't all in the kid's head because the criminals actually got killed.
I really enjoyed the gore aspect of the movie and the various killing at the end, however the first hour or so of the movie shouldnt of been what it was. Not a rambo story at all. The killing absolutely.
@albert fish it probably was exactly this. Until some studio exec read the spec script one day and realized they had to make a new Rambo movie or lose the rights to the IP.
"EUREKA!" he proclaimed, "with this scrubby script, we can cash in on the 'Middle aged man with a particular set of skills' gets revenge on a violent gang for kidnapping one of his younger loved ones, 80s nostalgia bait reboots and the long await return of John Rambo that fans have been demanding for over 20 years!"
My father told me that when he watched this film the people in his cinema always started clapping when someone was killed xd
*Home Stallone
"She gets bored and dies..."
LOLLLLLL I lost it...hahaha
Lmao, the funny thing is that IS kinda wat happens
IDIOT.
@@scottrobinson5364 no u
If this was all I heard from this review I'd think he never seen the movie.
@Joe Curr yes, but the whole point of the joke is that Drinker attributes the death not to obvious reasons presented in the movie, but do listening to the monologue, which is the least probable cause of death possible.
Just edit the film so he is called Kevin Maccallister. All problems solved.
Kevin McAllister: the Last Stand
"But anyway, Gabriella gets bored and dies."
I'm still laughing, five minutes later. You are the hero I never knew I needed, Drinker!
The only redeeming thing about the film it sounds like is at least it was John not Jane Rambo
Could've been worse could've been John going through his transition into Jane Rambo 5 The Arizona Boy🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, at least it isn't infused with identity politics, so it goes up slightly in my estimation for that. Also it's nice that it pissed off the professional critics. Like I said in the video, it's not a bad movie because of toxic masculinity or xenophobia or any of that nonsense. It's bad because it's badly written, lazy and generic, and it doesn't live up to the Rambo legacy.
@@jasoncornell1579 Or worse, J'aniqua.
@@alswearingen323 nah it'll be fine😁
@@TheCriticalDrinker How come you don't write with an accent?
When he just walked into the Mexican gangs territory I had lost respect for this film. There is no way Rambo would just walk in. Really really stupid and I’m disappointed.
Same..And then they beat the shit out of him and...let him go.
The real Rambo would have been patient..quiet and done something badass.
Instead he walks right in armed with like a handgun and a knife.
That's not the Rambo I know.
The 4th was decent and gave him a good ending. This whole movie wasn't necessary.
Of course... FANTASY LAND BULLSHYTE MOVIE...
Same, and having him get beaten up as well? Disgraceful
IDIOT.
Its so funny how he just walked in there with a knife and the bad guys beat him and just leave him there because the film had to get rambo out of there somehow 😂😂 what a insulting film to the franchise.
"So anyway Gabriella gets bored and dies"
He going to have a hard time explaining what all these dead bodies are doing all over his farm.
- Boss, I have the script for taken 4.
- But Liam Nielsen doesn't want to make them anymore. Says he's too old.
- Too old? That gives me an idea.
Under appreciated comment.
"Gabriela gets bored and dies." Holy shit you are a genius!!!!
"Rambo imposter" cracks me down everytime he's says it lol 🤣
Personally I would love to see a movie where Rambo kicks ass at a nursing home for old people.
Watch Rambo last blood then watch Shane Black's The Predator and tell me last blood is still a bad movie.
😂😂
The predator is beyond a terrible movie
It's a fucking parody
Can't they both suck? Good movies in this day and age are almost a miracle.
@@bluntguy9532 it sucks on a story telling level, but you dont watch Rambo for a compelling story.
@@Sixstringman You do if you're watching the first one
In building a bunch of tunnels, has he become the Viet Cong he mercilessly vaporised in his misspent youth?
that was my take. the tunnels were part of his past that he couldn't let go of - not a plot device for the movie. Rambo had aged, but he was still the same inside - the rage was there. methinks drinker blacked out during the film and missed parts of it.
Those tunnels did not represent anything similar to what he would have encountered in the war. They looked more like cartel tunnels than rat tunnels, you could drive a Buick through them.
This one reminded me of the pace of the last one, minus the mercenaries. Unless you're bringing guns, you're not going to help anyone.
Yes! That's the obvious point of the movie. I think it's worth watching.
They’ve shown “First Blood” a bunch of times recently on Showtime. I’ve watched it about 5 times in the past two weeks. Such a great movie and is so unlike every other Rambo
Dvd w/alt. Ending is more poignant/fuel for thought
I always enjoy the first one. But I've never been able to get into any of the sequels. The original was deep because it showed that he was really a peaceful guy--until PUSHED too far. Once he was trapped, he behaved like a cornered animal, and they got theirs. But having him go out of his way to deliver OTT action violence all over the globe devoids the whole concept of him having retired and turned his back on that life, and it removes the part about him being trapped as a provocation to make him snap. It just keeps dredging the violence back up, for violence's sake. That's not my thing, and it wasn't supposed to be the character's thing originally, either.
The book was very different. If I remember correctly, there was a huge body count in the book. In the movie one guy gets killed falling from a helicopter and that's it.
Watching Richard Crenna and Brian Dennehey compete in a scenery eating contest made the first Rambo fun.
I agree with almost everything you say, except for the part where you refer to him suddenly becoming talkative, after years of relative silence.
My grandfather was in the Battle of the Bulge (WW2). He refused to talk about much of anything regarding his military service, or much of anything else, during most of his life. During the last 15 years of his life, however, he began to open up. Perhaps it was because he knew his time on this earth was limited. Maybe it was because dementia was beginning to take hold. But we actually conducted several interviews with him towards the end of his life (and filmed them) for posterity.
What he shared with us is more than what I was prepared for. He never played up his part in anything, but the horror of what he experienced was really more than I expected. He never said any of this, at any point, prior to his agreement to share this with us. His detailed descriptions of "the trees that didn't have branches anymore because they'd been burned away", and "the houses that still had a shape, but that you couldn't tell why they were built" still ring with me.
A veteran that chooses to open up, eventually, isn't inconsistent. My grandfather didn't choose to open up to us and become an actual person we could talk to until 60 years after his wartime experience.
If Rambo didn't open up until just now, that seems right about on schedule.
Thank you for sharing your super special anecdote.
You could bet a lot of money that this was writers just being bad at their job than knowing your grandfather personally.
@@gregsander8439 You seem nice.
@@gregsander8439 That is a common thing that actually happens though. A lot of vets don't talk about what they went through until much later in life.
I think the complaint from Drinker though is the change of personality. He wasn't a talker in the previous films, but now he won't shut up.
@@phimed Im not. 😂
@@leadpaintchips9461 I agree. I think the original commenter gives the writers too much credit or he just saw an opportunity to talk about somezhing and went for it. 😮
“Ooooh, that didn’t age well...”
AFGHANISTAN LAND OF WARRIORS... all the weapons of US and UK and still the afghan shepherds kicked their arses
Earlier releases had the text "This film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan."
😂
That was when the communist was evil, and Afghanistan taliban noble freedom fighters just fighting against communism.
_First Blood_ is my favorite Rambo movie. It's not an over-the-top killfest and the somewhat depressing tone lets you know it doesn't revel in the violence it does have.
2:10 This aged even worse now
Was looking for this comment
"Oh, that didn't age well." Remember that time James Bond helped Osama Bin Laden out of prison and started a revolution that led to the fall of the USSR?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh! hey look its Elvis. (runs franticly away from the scene)
which James Bond film was that?
@@Jinseual Yeah, it was The Living Daylights. And despite how the subject matter hasn't aged well, it's still my favorite Bond film.
@@maxis2k Thats your favorite? Man, your standards are low.
I'd say it was worth it in that case
"Kids were hardcore back in the 80s man" - Yes they were, i watched Robocop in 1987 at 7 years old and didnt go crying / nightmares when i saw the hand being blown apart scene, it was normal to watch 18 movies as a kid back then.
7! I was 12 and I couldn't stop trembling.
Remember when that van drives into the tank of acid?!
And that dude comes washing out the back of van all melting from the acid!?
That scene got me.
@@JEEDUHCHRI those cries of agony. And then the car hit him. That was just too much haha.
And the bullit in the balls. Never saw that before.
When i was a kid it was a badge of honour on the playground to say "Yeah i saw that 18 film". Me and friends actively tried to watch 18 movies to scare ourselves as its part of the horror film experience. We knew that it was fake and could separate real life from a film where its make believe.
@@SecretOfMonkeyIsland784 Guybrush Threepwood is that you!
That name brings back good memmories.
Played 1 and 2 back in the day.
That bastard Le Chuck
"Gabrielle gets bored and dies" epic
Your Videos are pretty much more entertaining than most movies coming into cinemas
"Gets bored and dies"
lmao
IDIOT.
@@scottrobinson5364 no u
That was awesome 😂😂
Rambo: A story about a Vietnam veteran struggling to come back into civilian life. Ends with John having a complete breakdown about the friends that he lost.
What everyone thinks Rambo is:
GUNS! EXPLOSIONS! WARRRRR!
To be fair the movie wasn't exactly book faithful on that plot, so I can see why.
@Kristy Kelly I'm getting the strong impression that you haven't actually seen First Blood. Your summation of the plot tells me you've only read/heard generalizations about it (bad ones at that) or you've only seen highlight clips. The "Why" for the things you bring up is in the film. On a side note, last I checked, Rambo was very much trying not to kill those guys in the woods. The physical first blood was even drawn by accident.
I'd be happy with First Blood and John Rambo. As the only two films tbh.
Only one death in First Blood and he falls from the helicopter.
@Kristy Kelly You did not over simplify, you mischaracterized and then reduced the entire film to that mischaracterization. Rambo: First Blood is certainly silly in some respects, but let's not pretend it was not dealing with real world issues. Saying that it was "over-rated" is fair enough, but that's not really where you left it, is it? In fact, one might argue that your complaint about Rambo's over-done action and what-not is the same thing you did with your overblown rant, making you as guilty as the film for exaggeration and hyperbole.
So don't get defensive when people call you out on your own over-the-top and not entirely honest "opinion."
This movie is just Batman: Death in the Family just with Rambo.
Rambo is such a good franchise. Shame they didn't make a 5th one
col- Turn O'Dwyer around and you have - ''' Reywd 'o. Expains why ahh lived the Rambo life- Sean O'Dwyer- 137- 140 Hobson Street.- Auckland city. 1010. New Zealand. - South pacific.''
So it’s Rambo: Home Alone
Astro Punch lol
Home Alone: New Blood
Saw this movie yesterday. This is exactly what I was thinking while in the theater. Rambo: Home Alone.
had the same idea :D
@@raby760 Hey, he lured the traffickers onto his turf, knowing he'd have the home court advantage. You sort of need that when you're taking on a bunch of bloodthirsty, less than human pieces of crap, worthy of each and every expert firearm shot, each filleting by Rambo's knives, all the visceral gut reaming booby traps, skull obliterating shotgun blasts, yes human pincushioning by bow and arrow shots against the barn door and finally field dressing the kill for Jeffrey Dahmer steaks to send as condolence gifts to Hugo Martínez's mom for her naughty son's dirty pimping deeds!
Adding that old yeller death scene was top shelf golden humor I was rolling with hardy gut laughter I’m still giggling at it thanks
IMO: That seemed like a projection of the reviewer, for me that scene was sad and poignant and I had no biases going into the movie so that helped alot.
LOL!! I die every time he says, "Rambo Imposter."
Man I feel really bad that this had to exist, I never thought I'd say a rambo movie sucked,feels like blasphemy,these r truly dark times
I can think of a reason Rambo built the tunnels in only two words - "Doomsday Prepper". Those are the kind of people who would definitely do that and and a PTSD war vet is certainly plausible to be a doomsday prepper.
He read his script and was like “nah, et’ll be fine.”
Stallone wrote the script.
He wrote this script and thought "Okay, I'll write a new one set in Burma", which is exactly how Ramob 4 was made, because this script was literally a rejected one for Rambo 4.
@@jonathancampbell5231 Yep. I don't think Stallone's heart was in this project at all. He said for years that he didn't want to make another Rambo because he knew that he had nowhere worthwhile to take the character. I think he basically enjoys working and using the Rambo name was the only way he could get something funded.
Fred Fredson no one brought up politics here but you.
@hawklord2001 thank you for that
Damn, drinker. Both barrels. Ouch. I love the channel. You pull no punches. I am an aspiring storyteller and you are giving me tons of inspiration and wisdom. Keep it coming, and I'll keep watching and liking. It also doesn't hurt that I have Scottish blood in me!
"The Rambo impostor" 😂😂
Aside from the name, this movie didn’t have anything to do with Rambo. Even the bad guys never heard of Rambo. In the Rambo universe everyone should know who Rambo is... or was
If you remove the Rambo theme and title it could have been any Sly film
a Rambo movie where people don't know who they are dealing with? you mean like the first one, or the second one, or the third one, or even the 4th one
@@calebbarnhouse496 yeah everyone and their mother should know who they fuckin with by now
@@never2be07 the point is that it's a stupid fucking thing to say because his enemies have known him, as for some Mexicans in a cartel, why the hell would they know someone who's biggest claims to fame are, special operations that were definitely classified, then a single event in northern North America at a time where they wouldat minimum be children, where he then spends the rest of his life in a prison, and in the eastern parts of Asia and the Middle East until a decade at the most ago, where he has lived a life that consists of doing his job and volunteering to help people
@@calebbarnhouse496All I’m sayin is that it didn’t help the movie feel like a Rambo movie. Like the other dude commented remove the theme and name and it would’ve been any other sly movie. It was a pointless movie and did nothing for the story of Rambo
"Gabriela gets bored and dies...."
Did.... did I hear that right?
"Anyway, Gabriela gets bored and dies"
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Sadly if I remember correctly Stallone wanted to make this version of Rambo for some time. If memory serves correctly I first heard about Rambo faces the drug cartels before the turn of the century. I honestly believe the addition of the title Last Blood was just a marketing ploy. The saddest part is you're right. It wanted to have the same kind of impact as the original movie. But it went above and beyond failing.
For an exercise watch the final scene with Troutman and Rambo in the first movie. Amazingly it showed something in too many cases Stallone never lived up to, a guy that could really act. The pain his character showed in that moment was beyond visceral. It showed a man who had lost everyone he ever loved. Only to come home and find out that the country he had done it for found him less than worthless. It literally took all of the action that had occurred and gave it a very clear context. This movie just expected you care. To quote our reviewer, "Why, Don't know!" It never once gave me a reason to feel invested in any of them. Even the "so called hero" was so vague that he could have been literally any family man.
Love them or hate them the Rambo movies always sold mainly on one thing. The main character John J. Rambo. Oh the action was great. But, it was that deeply wounded soul that kept you riveted to the story. This man who was literally the walking wounded, who simply would not give up and die. I've got to agree with ya that character never showed up here. Ya know all those monologues he did, well ya mite even have used one of them to transition us to the current day. Something along the lines of a deeply wounded John looking to heal came home to these people that slowly helped him to some extent find his way home. You could have probably done the same with some additional scenes. The point is it would have made "the new Rambo" at least make some sense. It would also have done allot to create a investment in the supporting characters. Hell it would have even made the one characters death a very believable catalyst for the at least partial return the character we had seen so many times before. Instead we got something that could have been called "pseudo family man gets pissed the movie."
At least Willis has Alimony to Demi as a excuse why he has to keep making the oh so forgettable movies he's making. Stallone just ends up feeling like a desperate older guy that just can't get the world has moved on without him. If this had even been made it the franchise's hey day it would have been a flop. Which says allot considering how hard it jumped the frigging shark in it's prime. It makes ya feel bad in some ways for him. Instead of gracefully walking away with a legacy as both an actor and a writer that would have well outlived him. He took a hard dump on it himself, just to get a few more minutes of screen time. Even sadder is by all accounts Stallone is supposed to actually be a very smart man. Just goes to prove in smart people can do really stupid things.
I’m betting there’ll be a “Rambo: New Blood” when Rambo trains someone new...Already has been done with Rocky and Creed
I'm betting a fucking kidney that it's a woman
(Because current year)
Don't give Hollywood any more bad ideas
VietnamD0820. Rambo dies there In the rocking chair. The scenes from the previous movie at the end were his life flashing before his eyes. And the final scene of him riding oft Into the sunset was symbolic of him crossing over to the other side as he finally dies. A fitting send off really. In my opinion. I can't believe nobody else can figure It out.
VietnamD0820 YOU SIR, have predicted a horrible future. However, I'll bet you are CORRECT A MUNDO; as the Fonz used to say back in the mid seventies!!! LOL!
Nope, Stallone is in his 70's, he's not doing that.
That "Go away now" was a lot harsher than normal. That movie upset you that much, huh? :(
Best review 👍. I like how you don’t just focus on elements of what makes the film bad, but also bring up what elements would have made the film great. The point about the tunnels was well made. It was obvious that they wrote the finale scene for the showdown first, and then wrote the story backwards. Having a isolated farmhouse with a series off tunnels to explode and hide all of the bodies, but never explain how he got rid the cars. Would have liked to see him work with the other girls mom and offer up revenge in Mexico
9:29 "But anyway, Gabriella gets bored and dies.." 😂
Honestly, despite how awful some of the acting and the story were, the second half of the movie really made up with its brutal kills and it did get me tear up a bit. So yeah, I didn't expect the movie to have much substance to the story, but I still got a kick out of the movie.
I felt the tunnels were part of his PTSD therapy, since the Vietnam War.
I loved this shxt.
Obviously it wasn't Hitchcock's Rear Window or Les Miserables, but it delivered exactly what I wanted. Last blood was great
It wasn't the best Rambo, but still enjoyable and delivers on the R rated action.
The film moves pretty fast to get you to the action.
@JAMES BOND FAN 007 I mean, some of the bad acting came from his niece and some supporting character, but Rambo and the villains were solid enough.
@JAMES BOND FAN 007 (Hey, I'm also a Bond fan) not expert enough. In end, he didn't have the heart for it.
"But then a kindly plot device shows up..." Gotta hand it to you, Drinker, you suave, understated mogul of deconstruction, you.
You are the best thing to happen to film reviews ever.
The fact Gabby basically gets abandoned twice by her Father, then raped and drugged to death really makes me wonder if someone hated her actress on a personal level.
''I take no joy in this''
Me when I wake up in the morning
I feel like I'm pretty callous to half silly seriously depressing stuff like this. But I felt that. That hurt. Probably because I more or less relate to it.
I laughed none the less.
At least Stallone wasn't trying to relive his porn days....
I still would see it.
Who knows what would be better.
if margot robbie was co staring id be up for watching it
What movies did you watch? Cocky Ballboa and Bimbo?
Porn days you say🤔
This movie works if you think of it as the dreams of an aging Rambo as he sits in a rocking chair in a retirement home, daydreaming about what he would be doing if his body wasn’t broken from a lifetime of being a soldier.
I first saw Last Blood part 3 in 2009. When i saw that last message, i laughed hysterically & said "That did NOT age well."
The kind of movie you pirate, watch once and then never again
And immediately delete to free hard disk space even if you don't really need it (but only after having seeded to a 1.2 ratio ;-) !)
I have watched this movie 3 times and in fact purchased it.
@@panchigancedo6247 cringe
@@panchigancedo6247 mega cringe
"HE'S A MAN NOT A GOD!" - Rambo The Video Game
Also Rambo the Video Game: where tf do I go, all these screens look the same, and I keep having to stab snakes and giant wasps with my knife.
Oh, wait, that's the NES one.
Come on, comrade!
In order to avoid being labelled as a rip-off of Taken, they had to change a few things; the hero has to get defeated at his first encounter with the kidnappers, and the girl he saved had to end up dying.
And it went unexpected places as a result. Rambo tried really hard to go in and solve it without murdering everything in existence. He tried to save her but it was too late. People are saying "take her to a hospital" but he couldn't or they both would die. He was trying to get her somewhere safe, over the border, before the Cartel came after them and it was too late.
The movie was perfectly fine... wasn't amazing,but good. The struggle never ends for someone who refuses to stay passive.
"The Rambo Imposter" was the working title of the movie.
The last of the Rambo series: "Coagulated Blood."
hehe or Rambo: Last Urine
The bad guy in that film could be Colonel Aspirin.
You had to show Old Yeller. A movie scene that scarred me for life as a child.
Loved this movie. 🤷♂️ He's always fun to watch even with bad movies.
"Kids were hardcore back in the 80's, man." Yes we were
Mike Dalton Oh hell yeah. 426 Hemi ‘Cudas, Olds 442’s Hurst editions, Road Runners with 440 six-packs, Shelby Cobra Mustangs GT500’s.... hardcore? I turned low 11’s in a 455ci Olds Hurst 442... and I was just playin’ around.
And we had MD20/20, 151 Bacardi, Old No. 7, and Schlitz Malt Liquor to ease the shifters. Oh yeah. We were hardcore.
@@BigDaddy_MRI I had a bicycle with playing cards in the spokes.
@@johnsnider8236 sounds like the poor mans version of spoke beads, the kind you got free with a box of Frosted Lucky Charms or Frosties back in the day.
@@lutherburgsvik6849 Cards worked much better
r/gatekeeping
"Journalist Lady" Looks more like Rambo than Rambo.
Nice haircut lol
@EthnoEuropean's CountriesAreBeingInvaded and named her Reinbow
Weird. She has a younger Stallone’s eye structure.
You've lost your mind.
Why didn’t they have Rambo abducted by aliens who start surgically altering him and he escapes and kills them all and the whole time the audience is cheering him on, only, it turns out these aliens where enhancing him to defend earth against the real bad-guy aliens and the movie ends with John Rambo standing on a pile of dead aliens he just murdered when, suddenly the earth, sun, and moon are eclipsed as the bad alien mothership readies itself for invasion.
You are one of the few guys on you tube who can genuinely make me laugh. Good shit.
"The journalist who never actually does any journalism."
So... just like any modern "journalist" then? 🤣
No they do things they LIE.
@@MrDenzal27 here in Brasil we have a saying: journalists will say anything you pay them to, even the truth.
journos shouldn't have human rights
Like the current politicians, All they do is pass laws that make rich white people richer and screw the rest of us over.
@@viniciussardenberg6420 Fantastic, never heard that one
I liked it . It was extremely similar to the Taken movies . If Liam Nesson had PTSD and suffered several strokes
and if Liam Nesson got his training in the jungle
@TheBlackDrag0n ........... yes . What's a Rambo film ? The first was nothing like the second or 3rd ........... What's a Rambo film ?
@TheBlackDrag0n his past trauma plays a huge part in this film. I liked this movie because its trying to portray that you just don't fuck with John J after all the shit he's been through and continues to go through. To see the guy snap after losing everybody close to him, his family, his military brothers and his humanity. I thought the plot sucked, using the Mexican cartel was just a fitting enemy because the guy has already fucked most of Russia and Afghanistan up 😉. It was shit music score also But as a stallone fan boy and man I'd say good effort trying to make and old skool badass fit into an ever changing world...... Cappeesh, 👌👌
@@kazzzzzdaghli Agreed, people who say this movie isn't good or isn't a Rambo film must've seen tickerbell instead of this one. I don't know how anyone can call this a horrible film, but people will find anything to be picky about. Judgmental assholes
Taken IS NOT RAMBO...
"Gabriella gets bored and dies" had me smiling. And while I will say the movie definitely deserved to be more and have more. The part where she dies and he's trying to console her before she does had me sad. I feel like his acting chops had definitely increased over the years. And i see that in "creed" where his character also gets me emotional a few times. If I see Stallone feeling it. I feel it. I just liked the moment is all.
Grateful for this channel. It's helped me to avoid watching some seriously horrible movies.