i was drinking when simon said "le madam eat like barbarian" AND I UNFORTUNATELY HAD A SORE THROAT AND I CHOKED ON MY WATER LAUGHING AND DJFHBSKFJGEWNGJ
5:26 I found this to be extra freakin hilarious cause i know people who work at restaurants that do this in real life. I knew a guy that worked at a french cafe that did some really nasty things. He was cutting a bagel and accidentally cut himself and bled all over the bagel. Instead of getting a new one like he should, he toasted it and served to the customer. Another time he took huge dump during a shift. Instead of washing his hands like a good employee, he went back to work. Whenever a customer pissed him off, he would dip his fingers into their drinks before serving them. Needless to say, DON'T MESS WITH YOUR WAITERS OR THEY'LL MESS WITH YOUR FOOD!!!
The blood one is fucking disgusting. What did the customer do to deserve a bloody bagel that give a possible transmitted disease to another person. Who ever that idiot was should be sued.
I'm sorry but I grew up in the food industry and your friend, or person you know, is a psycho. There is no excuse to serving someone blood. Even if you don't have any disease your blood can be incredibly dangerous to others. Also there is NO purpose to not washing your hands after using the restroom. It just means you're a sick fuck. If this is actually true and you aren't this guy. That means he actually BRAGS about not washing his hands, which makes him even more of a sick fuck.
Are we not going to talk about how cleverly Simon turned Sorry Sorry into Pardon Pardon?! I slow clapped, that's how awesome I thought it was or am I just really easily impressed?
Did anyone else think Black Butler when Martina said," dressed as whatever butler I please ''? I wanted to see Simon dressed as Sebastian so bad. To think, Dothraki-man warrior trying to be an elegant and classy European gentleman.......
No matter how many times I see the clip of Martina throwing the cupcake, I always end up laughing hysterically XD Martina, I love that shade of lipstick on you, it suits you perfectly :) Your videos always brighten my day, thank you! Love you guys! I hope that one day I'll be able to visit your cafe!
Well Simon got to wear a mustache and fangs, speak in a French/Russian/European, sing a Shinee song, and feed a delicious cupcake to his beautiful wife. Who's the real winner here???
As a french canadian myself, i finded Simon's accent of the typical french maiden from the upper class, hilarious. Gros bisou du Québec et bonne continuation ! Bonjour la Corée by the way ! J'adore your magnifique country :D
Hello! I met you in SM concert yesterday and I don't know if you will remember me. But It's okay! I never thought I'd see you there. I really hope to see you again. ♡ 죄송해요.. 영어를 잘 못해서ㅋㅋㅋ 어제 만나서 정말 반가웠고! 다들 정말 멋지고 귀엽고 예뻐요ㅠ 사진 찍어주셔서 정말 감사했습니당. 또 봬요ㅋㅋ♡♡
Can I just say this? Leigh you are INCREDIBLE! Come on, seriously ... Would you be able to hold in the laugh with S&M acting like that? I know I wouldn't. I would laugh so much the camera would shake like freaking earthquake. Props to you intern Leigh!!!
I had completely forgot about the cupcake throwing incident and seeing it again almost made me wee with laughter, and that's before this challenge even started!
The moment you see the title and can't help but wonder what the rating for it well be even though you know it's already a Nasty video. Lol. Love you guys you always make my day brighter with your videos
i'm watching this while on the skype with my boyfriend, and i think he heard simon's yelling, and said "ooh, you are watching your favorite couple?" haha, i thought it was funny, since we are a couple too, but he list you guys as my favorite couple x) (sorry for my poor english >< )
I am using that line now to make all the situations awkward aka " do i have to frisk you to see if you have anymore crabs in your pants?" . Thank you , I died.
Martina! The lip color is back! Yaaay! lol! It's funny, though, because I was watching the You Are Here Cafe video, and I thought to myself, "Self, I wonder when she'll break out that gorgeous lipstick again." And then...this video happened. Loves! :)
First thing I think when I start the video : "WAAAH! Martina is so pretty!!!" Really, the lipstick (*singing Orange Caramel*) is great on her! Everything is great on her!! ... Oh yes, Simon's beard is nice too!
"When did the French accent become vaguely Russian or eastern European?"
"*When did camera lady become smart ass?*"
* dies *
Same I laughed so hard at that part! xD
i died XD
Lmfao that was hilarious!
simon's french is too funny
WE WE! SAY TRAY BYEN!
Eat Your Kimchi you mean: oui oui, nous savons très bien :-P
Marie-Ève Trottier Je pense que c'était plutôt "C'est très bien" ;-) lol
OMG I laugh so hard XD
LE vroum le vroum! HAHAHHA
esk95 oh mon dieu son français était EPIQUE!!!!! xD
i was drinking when simon said "le madam eat like barbarian" AND I UNFORTUNATELY HAD A SORE THROAT AND I CHOKED ON MY WATER LAUGHING AND DJFHBSKFJGEWNGJ
WHY ARE YALL LIKING THIS IS MY MISERY YOUR JOY ;_________;
ohmyamanda that part was helarious
yall are sadistic, sadistic people. :(
Amanda Tay im srry for your misery but that was funny 😃._.
"Madam, le pink fork, je suis le no"
Died.
The two of us do battle in the last of our Korean bucket challenge and try to get rid of our crabs in this week's WTF Korea!
Oh my gosh the punishment xD
"Do I have to frisk you to..." - Oh Martina~ xD
i love those cup games ^_^
THANKS U-KISS SPIRITS FOR THE BIG HELP ON MARTINA!!! ^_^
But you guys are so freakin cute. You never cease to entertain and inform. Awesome.
OMG I'm from Quebec so I speak french and I seriously can't stop laughing HAHAHAHA
''A bigger piece pour la madame''
AHHAHAHA
I'm also a french speaker from Québec, and I too could not stop laughing like a damn idiot HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
hahahhahahaha same for me XD
omg oui XD «The pink fork je suis le no no»
Makes no sense but still ahahaha
MyreMiliam Dubuuya MiladyNine Oh my god, Quebec residents like me! I thought I was the only one of our kind!
let's unite, friends!! hehe ^^
Martina you look really pretty with your make up and everything! :O
never tell a woman she looks pretty with makeup
dj won why?
because you are basically saying "You're ugly"
ceci belen means she looks ugly without
dj won lol i didn't mean to, i just wanted to say she looks good because I noticed the difference in her eyes, maybe i didn't use the right words :(
I have seriously never laughed harder than when Martina threw that cupcake. Oh my God.
"When did camera lady become smart ass ?" - Le French Simon
I lost it there xDD
"Madame, le pink fork, je suis le no" LOL
Simon and Martina = Relationship goals. ;D
5:26 I found this to be extra freakin hilarious cause i know people who work at restaurants that do this in real life.
I knew a guy that worked at a french cafe that did some really nasty things. He was cutting a bagel and accidentally cut himself and bled all over the bagel. Instead of getting a new one like he should, he toasted it and served to the customer. Another time he took huge dump during a shift. Instead of washing his hands like a good employee, he went back to work. Whenever a customer pissed him off, he would dip his fingers into their drinks before serving them. Needless to say, DON'T MESS WITH YOUR WAITERS OR THEY'LL MESS WITH YOUR FOOD!!!
The blood one is fucking disgusting. What did the customer do to deserve a bloody bagel that give a possible transmitted disease to another person. Who ever that idiot was should be sued.
I'm sorry but I grew up in the food industry and your friend, or person you know, is a psycho. There is no excuse to serving someone blood. Even if you don't have any disease your blood can be incredibly dangerous to others. Also there is NO purpose to not washing your hands after using the restroom. It just means you're a sick fuck. If this is actually true and you aren't this guy. That means he actually BRAGS about not washing his hands, which makes him even more of a sick fuck.
"Pardon, pardon, pardon, pardon
Naega, naega, naega, naega"
hahahaha Simon's french ver. of Sorry Sorry is flawless😄👏
Can you guys do reviews on Korean dramas and variety shows?
We want to!
Eat Your Kimchi Running Man please if possible!! Would like to have another fellow Canadian talk about it!
Omg yay! Cause since ending My Love from the Star and Love Rain (two amazing dramas) I can't find anything better to watch lately!
+TokyoMattoKun Try these dramas 'Good Doctor' 'Emergency Couple' 'It's Okay, That's Love'
JJY YO "Its ok, Thats Love" its just Perfect!!! recommend it as well (Y)
Woohoo! Someone made English subtitles for this video. Thank you!
Why do I feel so accomplished now that Martina won. Simon I totally expected a whole Sebastion and Ciel thing
Martina throwing the cupcake gets me every time. I didn't think I could still laugh so hard about it after all this time.
I was dying at Pardon Pardon
Are we not going to talk about how cleverly Simon turned Sorry Sorry into Pardon Pardon?! I slow clapped, that's how awesome I thought it was or am I just really easily impressed?
"How do you say in french...suck my nuts"
Finished.
That line ended my life.
This is my spirit typing, and its still laughing.
*le vroom vroom oui oui*
this punishment is gold
When Martina said butler all I thought was SEBASTIAN!!!
This married couple never fails to make me slightly jealous. (Simon's French killed me, LMFAO)
I laughed so hard on the french version of Juliette and Sorry, Sorry :D You guys are so funny!
"Pardon, pardon, pardon, pardon" made me loose it. X'D I had to pause the video, I was laughing so hard! 8'D
Did anyone else think Black Butler when Martina said," dressed as whatever butler I please ''? I wanted to see Simon dressed as Sebastian so bad. To think, Dothraki-man warrior trying to be an elegant and classy European gentleman.......
"Juliet, Oh~ I am the Juliet and I love you"
"Ma'am, the pink fork I am the no."
Such poetry when you speak, Simon :D Hahaha.
Martina, your eye makeup is looking FIERCE guuuuuuurl!
When did "French" accent become "Vaguely Russian" or "Eastern European"?
I CHOCKED
You two bring a smile and chuckles to my life. So enjoy watching you both. Thanks for the laughs.
Laughed so hard at Simon's accent. Love you guys :D
It kills me when Simon says "When did Camera lady become a smartass?" lol
No matter how many times I see the clip of Martina throwing the cupcake, I always end up laughing hysterically XD
Martina, I love that shade of lipstick on you, it suits you perfectly :)
Your videos always brighten my day, thank you! Love you guys! I hope that one day I'll be able to visit your cafe!
That was one of the best Punishments of all time!
The pure joy in Martinas face hahaha.
Well Simon got to wear a mustache and fangs, speak in a French/Russian/European, sing a Shinee song, and feed a delicious cupcake to his beautiful wife. Who's the real winner here???
OMG the way Simon pronounced "la madame" and "c'est très mal" sounded SOOOO french canadian I'm laughing so hard.
Simon's French accent! I'm dying here! It's too funny!
Power of U-Kiss haha.
LOL, oh my gosh i loved this video :D.
I like the idea of Leigh inserting an Editor's Comment in the video. More of that please Leigh!
As a french canadian myself, i finded Simon's accent of the typical french maiden from the upper class, hilarious. Gros bisou du Québec et bonne continuation ! Bonjour la Corée by the way ! J'adore your magnifique country :D
*Martina feeding Simon cupcake. Cupcake piece drops*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CUPCAKE. Because we all know how precious these cupcakes are.
I think this is the best example of ontario school system french I have found xD
*stares at title*
*clicks on video*
Hello! I met you in SM concert yesterday and I don't know if you will remember me. But It's okay! I never thought I'd see you there. I really hope to see you again. ♡ 죄송해요.. 영어를 잘 못해서ㅋㅋㅋ 어제 만나서 정말 반가웠고! 다들 정말 멋지고 귀엽고 예뻐요ㅠ 사진 찍어주셔서 정말 감사했습니당. 또 봬요ㅋㅋ♡♡
I am french, and guys you're so perfect! Special mention for the perfect accent of Madame and the hillarious "c'est très mal". You made my day, merci!
Simon being sassy in that French accent was seriously too funny :')
Can I just say this? Leigh you are INCREDIBLE! Come on, seriously ... Would you be able to hold in the laugh with S&M acting like that? I know I wouldn't. I would laugh so much the camera would shake like freaking earthquake. Props to you intern Leigh!!!
I was getting really into it and cheering for Martina the whole time XD
I was literally crying and drooling as soon as he stuck the fork in his pants until the end, like what have you guys done to me? hahaha
I laughed and clapped like a crazy seal throughout this entire video lol
Simon, orange caramel may have granted you powers to go first, but they failed you the whole rest of the way xD
Woah Martina!! Your makeup, hair, everything- I love it all!
"Madam eat like le barbarian" I can not omg Simon hahahaha
Omg! I'm always so jelly of Martina's hair! It's fabulous!!!
"Pardon pardon pardon pardon!" :,DDDD
I cracked up so much! Ahahaha
I love when Simon sang "Pardone,pardone,pardone" lol Martina you look so pretty in this video I love your makeup.
1:48 IDK if this was what Simon admitted to earlier in the video and it was just edited in later, but I swear he put another crab under the table.
OMG! This video has been the funniest one yet! :) I just laughed so hard and could not stop after Simon tried to speak french :D
Martina laying on the couch so fabulously xD
Martina looks so perfect ♥ This lipstick suits her very well :3
my abs workout is done for the day haven't laugh so hard in such a long time I guess simon only know what je suis and oui means😂😂😂😂
Simon is sooo effin' funny!! >_
I had completely forgot about the cupcake throwing incident and seeing it again almost made me wee with laughter, and that's before this challenge even started!
I'm from Quebec so French is my native language! I was literally dying of laugh because of Simon's accent!!
The moment you see the title and can't help but wonder what the rating for it well be even though you know it's already a Nasty video. Lol. Love you guys you always make my day brighter with your videos
Holy crow that was ridiculously hilarious. Mass giggles guys. Love it!
I wonder if Martina ever found out that Simon rubbed the tiny fork on his butt and etc. cx
they wrote in the blog post that martina wanted to see the vid but simon told her to wait till it was publish but she saw it lol
Ooh poor Martina lol. Thanks for telling me!
Honestly I don't think it matters that he put the fork in those places because...reasons. =P
"Madame le pink fork je suis le non." Lol, "Mrs, the pink fork I am the no." I laughed so hardXD
i'm watching this while on the skype with my boyfriend, and i think he heard simon's yelling, and said "ooh, you are watching your favorite couple?"
haha, i thought it was funny, since we are a couple too, but he list you guys as my favorite couple x)
(sorry for my poor english >< )
I am using that line now to make all the situations awkward aka " do i have to frisk you to see if you have anymore crabs in your pants?" . Thank you , I died.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Love the French feeding part hahahaha! Simon's French xD
The ending had me laughing so hard. I think this is my fav WTF now
I'm a french viewer and simon's french is so funny !! :)
Omg my cheeks hurts from laughing so much XD This video was hilarious XD Love you guys
Simon butler is so funny :D I love the "pardon pardon" suju song haha
Martina: Super Junior
Simon: Pardon Pardon Pardon, Naega naega naega naega.. i'm dying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's honestly nothing about this video I do not like - all the way down to the vampire mustache.
"When did the camera lady become such a smart ass?" Hahahaha
The punishment was hilarious ^^
The tiny silver fork! OMG, it's so cute! xD
I had a really long day and this is just what I needed!!! you guys are the best Merci beaucoup!!
You guys put a smile on my face:D.. especially when I start to think about whether I'm happy or not. Cuz I honestly don't think I'm happy
"Hon hon hon, je suis le French." Oh god. XD I speak only smatterings of French and this... I just. Love. Love you guys.
You two just make me laugh so much. Thanks for brightening my day!
Simon your French makes absolutely no sense
BUT
your pronounciation is not bad and it's hilarious XD
Please speak French again :D
The punishment.... I died xD omg was not expecting that butler look. So classy :D
I was actually screaming "NO MARTINA THE FORK AND BUTT CONNECTED NO NONONONO MAR-- NOOOOOOOOOOO" while he was feeding her the cupcake TT^TT
Martina! The lip color is back! Yaaay! lol! It's funny, though, because I was watching the You Are Here Cafe video, and I thought to myself, "Self, I wonder when she'll break out that gorgeous lipstick again." And then...this video happened. Loves! :)
Yay! (The power of) U-KISS!!!
Simon, your french accent is hilarious ^^ LOL
First thing I think when I start the video : "WAAAH! Martina is so pretty!!!" Really, the lipstick (*singing Orange Caramel*) is great on her! Everything is great on her!!
... Oh yes, Simon's beard is nice too!
Spudgy and Soo Zee, The ultimate prize guards!
I cracked up at "Je suis le french." Oh Simon.
You guys are the best! Hope to ever get to visit Korea and go to your coffee shop. c:
That ending was priceless!
Oh my lord... I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while!
Love the video as always you guys are just so funny! Simon's French accent was very....interesting :D
hot damn, Martinas makeup is on point!
You two are the most hilarious and cutest couple ever!